i sealed their base...

spoonkid2
29 Jan 202442:55

Summary

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Takeaways

  • 😀 The video features two gamers playing Rust and getting involved in strange and humorous situations.
  • 😆 They encounter some odd characters including a man running an art shop for risque drawings.
  • 🤔 The art shop owner tries to get them to be his 'dogs' in exchange for artwork.
  • 😠 After initially going along with it, they rebel against the arrangement.
  • 👍 They meet and befriend a nice stranger who helps them out.
  • 🎮 They raid a base after the owner traps his partner inside.
  • 🏠 They build their new friend a small base to live in.
  • 😕 Their new friend ends up in the raided base, which worries them.
  • 🏡 They decide to build him his own safer home.
  • 😊 They reflect on the crazy adventure and helping inspire their new friend.

Q & A

  • What game are they playing?

    -They are playing the survival video game Rust.

  • What is the 'treasure mission' they discuss?

    -It is a mission in Rust where you can pay scraps to an NPC to reveal the location of hidden loot on the map.

  • Why do they go deep on the player's base?

    -They felt abused by the player's dominatrix character demands, so they raided his base for revenge and loot.

  • Who is the 'little buddy' they build a base for?

    -A random new player they met who helped them raid the dominatrix guy's base.

  • What happens at the decayed house base?

    -They find an abandoned decaying base and joke about doing base tour videos, but there is no actual loot inside.

  • Who is Harvey Weinstein referenced multiple times?

    -A real-life film producer accused of sexually abusing multiple women in the film industry.

  • What is the Roxy Horror art shop?

    -An in-game shop run by the player Roxy selling suggestive artwork.

  • Why did they get trapped in the kennel?

    -The dominatrix player built them a kennel as part of her dominating them as dogs.

  • How did they raid the main base?

    -One of them got inside during a fight and unlocked the tool cupboard, letting them seal themselves in.

  • What happens to Homer at the end?

    -Their custom sign called Homer was taken deeper into the dominatrix player's base, lost forever.

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Keywords

💡Rust

Rust is an online multiplayer survival video game that the video revolves around. The characters play Rust and have various adventures within the game world, like finding treasure, getting guns, raiding bases, etc. Rust provides the setting and premise for the silly narratives in the video.

💡Roleplay

Roleplay refers to the characters acting out roles and improvising stories within the game world of Rust. For example, they pretend to run an art shop, keep each other as "dogs" in a kennel, and have other imaginary interactions using the game mechanics.

💡Comedy

Comedy is a main theme and purpose of the video. The characters engage in humorous banter, absurd scenarios, and funny accents to entertain the audience. Comedy drives the direction of the improvised narratives.

💡Parody

The video parodies various pop culture figures and tropes for comedic effect. The characters satirize Harvey Weinstein, Epstein Island conspiracies, and YouTuber clichés.

💡Improv

Improvisation is key to the comedic style of the video. The players make up scenarios, dialogues, and accents on the spot rather than following a script, lending a spontaneous feel.

💡Sarcasm

Sarcasm and ironic statements are used frequently for humor. For example, they pretend an unlocked chest is full of “treasure” and act excited.

💡References

Pop culture references help create humor and share jokes with the audience. They mention recognizable figures like Harvey Weinstein, Sean Evans, and Jeffrey Epstein.

💡Gaming

Gaming culture and gamer stereotypes are mocked through impressions of excited kids and excessive focus on collecting loot or rare items.

💡Memes

Internet memes and viral references are incorporated to resonate with the online audience. For example, they mention “Kinder egg” and “Don’t Mess with the Zohan”.

💡Multiplayer

The multiplayer nature of Rust allows for collaborative storytelling and humor between the players. They improvise off each other’s statements.

Highlights

Discussing a special treasure mission in Rust that marks treasure on your map

Mentioning the Kinder Egg metaphor for building anticipation before revealing loot

Talking about getting on Hot Ones and having to explain his goofy Rust persona

Proposing decayed base tours as funny content

Encountering questionable BDSM artwork at an in-game shop

Being trapped in a 'kennel' by questionable players

Going deep on a large base and stealing their loot

Discussing getting 'me too'd' in Rust as a joke about the shady players

Helping out a new player by building them a starter base

Worrying the new player will become a ruthless raider when he gets experience

Lamenting the loss of a prized in-game Homer Simpson painting to shady players

Comparing the shady players to Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein

Fantasizing about bringing the shady players to justice

Discussing the cycle of the new player turning into an experienced raider

Reflecting that helping the new player was still worthwhile

Transcripts

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something really special I pre-planned

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this whole video

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inro um because I wanted to show you

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guys something that many of you probably

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don't know about in Rust and that is the

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fabled treasure Mission he was up all

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night planning this if you come to the

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ranch with 25

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scrap um and you can only do this once

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per wipe you can ask this guy to show

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you where some treasure is and it'll

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mark it on your map and you go find it

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and it's like it's like an elite crate

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pretty much like you can get some pretty

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good stuff it's not an elite crit you

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can't get that good of stuff but you can

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get pretty sure like a pump or a python

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maybe which is pretty interesting if you

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ask me what oh yeah that's pretty

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interesting if you ask me so we're going

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to go check that out it's at the

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Lighthouse this is going to be a fun way

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to start off this wipe you know don't

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click off what it's going to be in the

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Treasure this is like a to like a you

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know Kinder Egg yeah and they don't

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actually open it until like 6 minutes in

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I've heard of Kinder Eggs they're fun I

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have a lot of fun opening those what's

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going to be in the Kinder Egg aren't you

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curious don't skip ahead what's in the

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treasure box who for treasure treasure

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time it's like if your mom if your mom

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instead of making dinner made treasure

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treasure for Treasure I'm hankering over

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here there it is oh oh oh let's see what

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can we have gold balloons for Treasure

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tonight mom can we some gold I keep

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have gold de balloons at home and then

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the gold balloons at home two rifle

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bodies and a camera I was really hoping

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that'd be something guys don't click off

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in the dink bot treasure bye-bye

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pumpkin I just ate a whole

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these been a while and this one is not

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on the ice bath one time and I I hadn't

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emptied it in like 2 days yeah and like

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I gone in it and then left it sitting

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that's that's awesome it made me stinky

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man I was like

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it made me Stinky it made me Stinky

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you can walk up to this guy and he says

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Hey and you say I have no interest in

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talking to you dude look what I

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got no way hop on oh yeah yep yep is

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yours at the Lighthouse too no it's f13

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bottom right oh okay where's the

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treasure where's the treasure oh I found

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it this is clearly not my

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treasure I it's not my treasure treasure

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someone else's treasure is this where

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it's supposed to be oh it's over

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here you this is also not my treasure

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what where's your treasure oh here we

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go

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oh dude no way that's treasure that is

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treasure maybe we go in Outpost and get

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some more Treasures wait dude there's no

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outpost on this map what there's only

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Bandit which means you can't buy like

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any of the stuff that's that's wild

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crazy wait a minute dude see that sulfur

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stor you know what's even more crazy

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what's that there's no green to blue

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Monument what I think unless I'm

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mistaken there's no way get a blue card

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on This Server you can't do oil you

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can't get a red you can't do Silo you

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can't do no way dude oh I guess you

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could fish for a blue card you have to

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you have to gut fish and hope for a blue

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that's crazy man dude they they're

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sending their best at at Facebook punch

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headquarters I have present for horse

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wa he so

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hungry oh God D

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got top right we got get the out of

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here oh oh there's a dud in that

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base I heard his boots get out of here

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we got to go dude you me and the horse

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we got to go we're like the three stoes

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three stoes we're like the three stoes

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dude like the three stoes all right

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let's Circle back take PE

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knows we're here is he on the roof I

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know what that did make a noise follow

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me get ready this is make a break right

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here in that doorway there's two AK guys

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I think what what right up here where

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the mini is yeah yeah oh they just

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sealed I just yeah is it locked yet yeah

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that stop

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it stop I don't know if this was foolish

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or not might have been

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would you

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try why why the would you try hell

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line good point dude take this that's a

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good ass

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point we're close

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full heavy this could be bad aim for the

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body

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they're opening more

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doors oh no oh crazy bot Factor crazy

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bot Factor got one crazy bot but has a

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chance to prove himself again because I

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have an idea okay I got a bowlo of corn

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of pumpkins dude let's go are you ready

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for the plan oh yep are you

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starting to see what I'm putting down

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let's get

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out so the objective here is to get an

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elite crate that has a gun in it it is

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not

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likely however I don't see anyone on so

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maybe it is likely yeah we got corn seed

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bumping corn seed

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bumping sorry bro SP it's okay just God

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yeah I should have brought like a yoka

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this is up and up and up

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brother oh a I'm up and up and up

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dude

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no I mean he can't come down here so I'm

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okay for the moment oh my God

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come on how is he not dead

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oh dude this is ridiculous if this works

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this probably be the most insane

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series of plays I've ever seen Burger

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scientist oh another Le

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oh let's go no way

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pistol

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ammo oh that's why he a goat oh I see

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body is that just sad bro look at this

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bunch of worms and

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seeds oh no there's a mini coming Jesus

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Christ no

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no wait that's I think that's the same

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guy that is oh why would you we even try

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oh man no that was so so

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cool it's not funny

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whoa christm Jesus sounds like

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thunder oh he's coming solo dude this

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could be our chance you know what can

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you stay at the entrance and kind of

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bait I'm on the roof I can drop down on

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him

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everybody what

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the how did he see

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me got him he's right on this Porta for

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right down here he's pushing me left

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he's pushing left he pushing toward down

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the hill he's on this Porta for did you

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hear that the does a port for

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he's he's really low he he knocked him

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he knocked him he knocked him he knocked

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him nice

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oh we got a couple shotguns there you go

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not nothing that naked with that assist

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yeah he's on the porer he's on the

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porer like a geological term I think for

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like a crevice or something he's on the

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ismith why are you guys hurting me

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up yo would a troll do this oh Young

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Thug giving me the Hazmat suit and the

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junk and all that you know what dude

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what if we camp the base of those guys

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you're taking cargo mhm M big the table

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supper did you not prepare

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supper e snowballs for dinner all you

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can eat again again

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snowballs there again let's do this

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thing dude it he I imagine they'll

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land on the roof so we got to get up

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there somehow oh there's someone in

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there what the put ourselves in a real

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boond doggle here dude this dink

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bot guy dude dud I saw someone say this

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what the what the

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what what is going on is

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happening what what is happening is that

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a cheater what is going on I don't know

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what the that

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was what the dude what is

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happening dude I'm still getting shot by

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this guy what yo is that

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DB hell yeah dude an apple guess what

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one of those a day does no doctor dude

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what if we do decayed house base reveal

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tours like Loop can we get some Applause

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can we Loop some Applause for spoon kid

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for that idea guys don't click off let's

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check out this base yeah don't click off

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don't click off what if it has

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loot

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loot

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reveal took a big big chunk of damage

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some pants and some one high

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qu one maybe we can break this sure come

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on come on show us the treasure show us

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what's for Treasure what's for treasure

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the bar mov oh

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nothing nothing for Treasure what is

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they got Drake on this bag what they got

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sleepy Drake Drake's falling asleep

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dude there's a

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guy I have

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nothing my shotgun is empty oh

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he's reloading

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it we really we shouldn't use all the

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ammo

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oh you know what it's okay what did we

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even have you know that's even worth

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anything well well you know it was a big

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point of Pride for us to not be on Rock

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we're not we're on Snowball don't click

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off do not click off guys we have some

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big things coming up some surprises some

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Kinder Eggs yeah that's it they didn't

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take the Kinder Egg factor into account

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yeah it's a yeah oh we got a miniature

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fork with you know for eating a

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miniature pudding that it came with or

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slime a little slime bucket that we

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drop Roxy horror Art Shop can we buy

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some art what the

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hello do you have art why hello there

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through this window I'm I can't really

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see what that is means come in here come

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concern she seems to be very you know

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sell it for you and give you 50% of the

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profit um this is my part how would you

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two how would you two feel about being

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dogs well I'm

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more

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type I mean I mean I don't mind making I

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don't mind making you a kennel next to

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us uh I would provide you with food of

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course now actually uh in return your

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servitude to Mr

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Mo uh yeah I guess you know it's uh I'll

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take kennel why you dragging me into

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this dude freak give me a second

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I'm going to build you a kennel this

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guy's a sex

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freak uh where did you beat this

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man um at a fetish club they're in the

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same they're in the same house with that

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same goddamn chirping fire alarm dude I

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am his dominatrix you know you guys uh

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should probably look into replacing that

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fire alarm

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battery pretty notable

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fire you really can't hear that that's

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leave your mic on for like a minute

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you'll hear it again or just you know

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you'll hear it you have to no way you

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don't hear that you think I can get one

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of these small signs unlocked I'll pop

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something up real quick you know take a

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look see see if my bonafides are up to

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up to standards no problem just one

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second oh thank you very accommodating

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dominatrix I don't have a I can't play

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because I'm going to be straight up

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honest with you Lads I'm going to be

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straight up honest okay he's getting too

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close bro put me in a dress I I am a

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filthy little he's too close he's too

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close to be talking like that he's too

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close D way too close to be talking like

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that to us dude what's he doing out

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there building a kennel for us that's

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where we live now I guess

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why' you get don't know I mean there

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some experiences you don't say yes to I

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like maybe maybe it'll be a blast I

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don't know I'm going to be open-minded

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like them you know okay you put me in a

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dress my

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oh he's a little too close he thank you

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for the kenel man I made you a kenel and

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you thinking just just be prepared to

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earn for it when we ask you know what

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I'm saying of course uh my body is

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here

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okay just going to tell him your body

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body he said I have to pay

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him I think this is like the Harvey

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wiste of like BDSM guys bro yeah I don't

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know what we stumbled into here man I

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don't I really was like expecting to be

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kind of funny got a little dark fre

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quick he's like oh yeah mate he beat the

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out of me beat the out of me

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oh no man really oh

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jeez I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry you

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were okay with the idea of being her

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dogs but not okay with a sign that says

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Roxy oh no I mean I'm not I'm

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not saying that I just a little on the

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nose don't you think all right you know

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what fair enough and uh I will uh I will

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accept much of a price to pay it's yeah

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that's true I don't like this dud you've

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landed on your feet here this place is

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nice yeah man this is like five

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star you got to wrap up dude I need help

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I need back up okay I'm coming I'm

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coming well my first artwork is done you

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know feel free to sell that if you want

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thank you very much s sir here is your

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kenel um okay well you know um this is a

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this is an interesting proposition I

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feel um yeah let propose you a counter

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offer you know what if um

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I I trade in my my art making skills as

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you know so we're more of a it's more of

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a partnership situation

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that I hope that you understand how

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things are going to

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[Music]

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be all right I'm sick of getting raped

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let's kill these

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people I'm not going to let us be abused

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anymore man

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did you get a pump from him I did I I

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called him a Harvey Weinstein

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yeah you can't hurt us

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anymore what the oh dude he's back

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dude he's coming back with like a heavy

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Weaponry outrageous Weinstein never gave

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you a house I

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did guess what else this guy thinks he's

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not Weinstein cuz he gave me a house

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that was the whole thing Weinstein

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did they gave you a role in my movie

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exactly what

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I you proven my point so he maybe this

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dude lives in that massive base no way

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which how the hell did he manage that

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this is like his baby mama bro he's got

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her in a separate crib yeah this is kind

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of weird man I mean we're talking about

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real life here he's got a livein

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dominatrix who doesn't speak

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English what's that about a Liv yeah

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that's a good point man maybe this guy

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is it's so vanilla I'm really into

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wearing a dress get beat the out

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like whatever but right trying to get

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mixed up in this yeah we didn't ask for

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that I did say my body was his vessel

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well you did say that oh you think I

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could get my Homer back oh no do they

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have it in

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there he tried to change the

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code trying to resend our house yeah

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died to the pepper here take

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this you boost me

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yeah

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one layer deeper

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Molotov alive M yeah what's the plan

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with that you accept loot I will give

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you loot for free you want loot oh sorry

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buddy we don't run this joint you I

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think he just wants to give us loot it's

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not an art thing it's just a loot thing

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well we actually I could draw you

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something for yeah I can draw something

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for that I'm just giving you my loot cuz

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I don't like this game I mean terrible

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at it that's why you get better kill me

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it'll get better me do you want a little

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drawing you could take home with you huh

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I want to

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draw I want to draw you want to draw

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where'd you go hello he's lost he lost

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you he's scared now hello oh

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hello they killed my little buddy dude

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not this second no can you please let me

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up I have nothing I'm I'm just an

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innocent little kid and I have done

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nothing dude I feel so bad for this kid

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he's just a little guy you're a nice

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man yay do you need help getting out of

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here like well you know what if I can

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pass you this stuff here come to this

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trade window I'm just going to spawn in

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that oh in one

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second dude this kid's just saved

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us n time you guys back get that gun oh

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I can't close the door cuz I'm stuck

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okay hey let's think about things okay

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let's think for a minute this has gone

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this has gone very far I'm willing to be

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the the dog again okay I you know I've

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thought about things and but this was

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such a friendly and well you know things

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things got dicey at first but it could

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return to

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that honest true First Blood you did

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draw First Blood First Blood hey what's

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up what's up what's up what's up what's

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up go Squad goon squad goon squad fixing

play27:04

up my laptop get the up there don't

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be a about it I can't dude I can't

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I think we showed Harvey Weinstein who's

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who you think ultimately he just has so

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much power you know yeah his influence

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is reaching I know we're going to have

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to enlist the uh the legal system that

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public opinion I mean they'll they'll

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destroy us if we try to say something

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right they're going to say we killed

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ourselves

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long it C me I got me tooed and rust

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yeah get

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rock Jeff this guy is Jeffrey dude he is

play27:43

he put himself on this beach spawn Beach

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pretty much just so he could find new

play27:47

subjects yeah he could find vulnerable

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people I wanted to be in the video and I

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thought it was pretty cool Hello spoon

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kid hey why you kill me me I didn't do

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nothing you got his

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spookid snowball him snowball this other

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one twice I'm dead one of them two

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snowballs

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in I don't know who I'm

play28:10

rooting oh I have 40 seconds on the

play28:12

kennel dude this could be

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big dude this kid goes at least you got

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to see spoon kid in your base he's so

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happy and then the guy goes

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so yeah he passed me all your stuff out

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of the thing and I took it

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uhoh I have my torch back oh dang oh no

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that gun I got

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it dude they put my Homer up they

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selling your Homer did they change the

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colors it looks weird yeah it looks like

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green AFK is that Homer

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Simpson is that home

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reception you you see much resources I

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wasted building you a flipping home I

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didn't do anything I'm an innoc this

play29:03

conversation look look look look TX

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you're great this conversation does not

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involve you

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Lads working relationship if you got a

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problem with T-Rex you got a problem

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with me man this is my dog talking about

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T-Rex T-Rex has been looked after you

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guys are the ones that put him In Harm's

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Way I would never T-Rex he wants to live

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the nomad's life really you think you

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think I can get the Homer back we yeah

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of course you can have the Homer back

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you were explained to what the situation

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was and you all agreed to it and then

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decided to get shitty at the end of it I

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was drawn Homer I was drawn Homer sir

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you no no no I built you a base I built

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you a base I gave you sleeping bags and

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locks and after you had all that after

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you had all that after you had all that

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you asked no you suddenly turned around

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after we gave you everything that we

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promised on our end how's the island bro

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how's the island you know with that

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little unlock the door to the to the

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kennel I'll send roxan in we'll close it

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up and you can have your painting okay

play30:08

Homer first Homer first I want Homer

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now it's not going to quite work that

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way if on your way take

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hostage dude let's do it all right fine

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come on Rox come

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on hold on let me take the rest of my

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stuff

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all right we've got Rox now give us

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Homer and we'll let her go oh for God's

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sake you don't have anything she's naked

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she can just die and respawn if you want

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her back you're going to give us

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hom you're going to give us Homer hom

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she just if she dies I can have her back

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dies she just spawns behind me let her

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die give my hom give me my

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hom any bargain I've got I've got your

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girl in a box son you give me my damn

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home first of all first of all first of

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all I'm her girl don't you dare ever

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talk that way about her again is she

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your

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dog uh God no let's try this one more

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time let's try this one more time let

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roxan into the base we can give you

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Homer fine fine I just want

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Homer I can

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try what

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[Music]

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the

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they have to unlock the they have to

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unlock the door trapper in there

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again

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why I want to give you your Homer I

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would love for you to have your Homer

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then no one's getting what they want

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here what did you do to what did you do

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to her I'm living in a single I'm living

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in a single bedroom basement in Toronto

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I'm not Harvey Weinstein barely afford

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to eat sorry to hear that it's more of a

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rust I'm talking about rust you

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know I gave you an

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entrance return I've received nothing

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but Venom from you what did you want us

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to do let you suck our dicks or

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something like that like going ask you

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to do anything you were just going to be

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in the Ken and living your little life I

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assumed you were going to move on

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eventually you can come in there and

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ask for anything did I ask you

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for anything wait dude she might put the

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door back on and then it'll be

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green oh yeah

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hude food or

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anything bandies

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on what are you doing bro trying to get

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the H rocking so pretty give us

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Homer give us Homer I die let's have hom

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let's have Homer we want Homer let's

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have Homer we want Homer thank you

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holy oh you didn't give me my

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kennel back you set it to be

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destroyed it's Palestine versus Israel

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you are Israel bro I'm the # free

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Palestine son I'm get me out of

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here going to die

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[Music]

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again

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they're not giving me the Homer dude

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more to me there's some big loot

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potential here BP yeah big

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time it's party time yeah it's party

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[Music]

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time little boond doggle today dude I

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got one of the hel crates oh rifle

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ammo threw it stand right

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here

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[Music]

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I'm in you got in through that yeah holy

play34:05

I'm in their

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base oh yeah this dude they've Peak it's

play34:11

Peak down Central oh

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I got stuff it's kind of it's kind

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of junky but is is it any weapon yeah

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yeah okay that's what we need cuz he's

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still outside running right could to

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left fu oh my god

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dude this kid's getting you

play34:30

bro look at his his profile picture is

play34:33

crazy crunched tiny AK kids are so funny

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dude he's like what's my profile picture

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going to be what about this AK picture

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yeah this cool

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gun uh get that

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yeah oh they closed the

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door this door was open dude you

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watch that door I'll watch the other one

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okay holy

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holy

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okay oh my

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God he's at the front

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[Music]

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door what's that bag

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looking for a

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tool oh dude that's crazy that's crazy

play35:35

no more rock for us dude you want to

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help oh my goball two damage help me

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holy dude I was I was like what do

play35:46

I do there's no way that's possible dude

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the unlock TC is wild that's crazy that

play35:54

just lost them their base that's that

play35:56

that was an insane come up dude yeah

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that's that's one of the best after that

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after the after the session we just had

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yeah that's ug the cherry on top it's

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it's party time that's when you got the

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base

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dude what up son that means we should be

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getting our little buddy anytime soon oh

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yo yo what's up man what's up can you

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believe this yep I can actually where'

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you get yeah hell yeah I'm going be I'm

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going be living with

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y'all yeah you

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want he hit up his boy on FaceTime

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you're never going to believe it a I'm

play36:42

not going to believe it I get the big

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boy helmet on I got to demolish this and

play36:45

replace

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it oh they closed

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this all right bro how' you guys get in

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give me code I want in let me in let me

play36:58

in how are you not dead like look at

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like bro if you kill me you're gay dude

play37:02

I'm like player I don't want my little

play37:05

buddy hanging around this kid this kid a

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bad

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influence oh there you

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go

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24 see look at his

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body I threw it here you got want me to

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grab loot

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though oh I didn't grab

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[Music]

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anything oh God our kid logged out oh no

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all we're free

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though dude he opened another loot room

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what yeah nothing crazy didn't kill me

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what is going on on This Server dude I

play37:59

don't know

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[Music]

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dude oops one all

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[Music]

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right we need to leave

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yeah I got to just go I have like 10

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Health

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[Music]

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okay all right man I can build you out

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if you want what up what up green world

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right now dude green world I mean we

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pretty much got everything I can go

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ahead and just build us

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out I jumped over spikes landing on your

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head and then got no fall damage damn

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that was crazy there's two

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meds okay

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oh

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scary times you all are so ass at this

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game SP dude that's the guy just we just

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took

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over I sealed his base from the inside

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and damn damn that's cold for that I'm

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not playing D don't play that movie uh

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don't uh Don't Mess Don't Mess with the

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Zohan don't mess with zo don't mess with

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d dude don't mess with d you know what's

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crazy I think there is a movie called

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Dall really he's a cartoon dog yeah oh

play39:37

we're home home sweet home box is a

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little full that's crazy I mean I

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just I've gotten enough satisfaction

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like I don't know I don't know if I want

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to go build a base like I just like

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going deep you know I hear you man we we

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got it we did it I mean I don't you know

play39:56

it's not going to get better than that

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maybe we give this to the kid maybe we

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build him a base like a little because

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this is not this is not table this is

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just evil yeah yeah you know what I'll

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build then we'd have to build a base

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dude well I'll build like a 2x1 I've

play40:10

already got the means yeah we we can't

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leave a kid on Epstein Island I mean

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that's just

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not damn where'd you get 42

play40:21

explosives oh yeah didn't forgot about

play40:23

that it was just in there damn oh blue

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world I got hardcore Blue World hardcore

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Blue World all right stay here for a sec

play40:30

I'm going to get the rest I'm off three

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blue

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worlds

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Junior we decided to build you a home

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man for being uh such a loyal

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compatriot um we're almost done yep and

play40:46

you will live here for the for the

play40:48

foreseeable future unfortunately without

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us as we must go but I hope this will

play40:54

show you how how rust can be fun is that

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mine yeah it's all yours man wow I can

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go die a

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mil he's like dewy yeah I hope you know

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this made my day a thanks man he's going

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to be the biggest raid Target ever with

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this base though yeah he's

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all right man hope you have a

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good wife dude thanks for the help today

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it's been an honor we should could

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finish the video at the kennel the say

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goodbye to Homer oh yeah we should say

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we should say bye to Homer we're

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dropping you off at fste Island

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forever oh wait they took it off

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remember it was there just a minute ago

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like they put it up again oh really

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hello filthy anybody out here my

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friends call me filthy you can call

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me John hello it's filthy sled in there

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hello Homer's gone they took Homer

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deeper into Epstein Island he's in the

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catacombs now man he's never making it

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out no Homer but we do have hope is that

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right you know and we we inspired a

play42:05

child today we did do that that was

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great to play this game we threw a 2hour

play42:12

old bird out of the nest yep will he

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make it good luck buddy probably not

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probably not he will prob have wings yet

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man digested by the end of the day but

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circle of life sometimes the Buddy turns

play42:24

into the hunter dude the warrior true

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imagine that guy standing over you buddy

play42:29

Junior he's like hey I've been on 4,000

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hours UK that's a scary distinguishable

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for Blaze at that

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point I think that might have been Blaze

play42:39

that might have been he's a little under

play42:41

the weather I think his voice changed he

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guys well I don't even know what to

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do I guess sleep can have it sleeping in

play42:51

the kennel they got their ultimate wish

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awesome