The Ones With Ross's Divorces | Friends

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19 Apr 202416:16

Summary

TLDRThe script revolves around Ross's tumultuous romantic life, detailing his second marriage in two years and his third overall. As a divorce attorney, Ross's friend is astounded by his frequent business from him. Ross's drunken Vegas marriage to Rachel leads to a quest for an annulment, complicated by his emotional turmoil and the need for both parties' presence. Amidst the chaos, Ross's friends offer support, albeit with humor. The story unfolds with Ross's indecisiveness, leading to a surprising twist where he and Rachel end up engaged, despite his initial intention to only test the waters of rekindling their relationship.

Takeaways

  • 🎉 Ross has been married three times, with the second and third marriages occurring within two years.
  • 🍻 Ross and Rachel got married in Las Vegas after getting drunk, which Ross considers a mistake and wants to get annulled.
  • 🤔 Ross is advised to consider therapy as a solution to his recurring marital issues.
  • 📋 The process of annulment involves paperwork, witnesses, and a court appearance with Rachel.
  • 🚫 Ross is informed that he cannot get an annulment without Rachel's presence.
  • 🧐 Ross contemplates using a look-alike for Rachel to get the annulment, but eventually considers therapy.
  • 💔 Ross feels a lot of pain and anger after his divorces and expresses a desire to be married again.
  • 🤷‍♂️ Ross is unsure of what to do and turns to a Magic 8-Ball for guidance, which is not a reliable method.
  • 🏠 After the divorce, Ross is kicked out of the apartment he shared with Emily's cousin.
  • 🤝 Friends offer Ross support and a place to stay, showing their camaraderie and willingness to help.
  • 💍 There is confusion and a mix-up regarding an engagement ring that leads to Rachel believing she is engaged to Ross.

Q & A

  • How many times has Ross been married according to the script?

    -Ross has been married three times, as indicated by the mention of his second marriage in two years and the reference to his third overall marriage.

  • What is Ross's profession in the script?

    -Ross is a divorce attorney, as he mentions having been one for 23 years.

  • Why does Ross want to get an annulment from his marriage to Rachel?

    -Ross wants an annulment because he claims he was drunk when he married Rachel and that he does not love her, implying it was a mistake.

  • What is the reason Ross ends up marrying Rachel in Las Vegas?

    -Ross ends up marrying Rachel in Las Vegas because they were there and got drunk, leading to the impulsive decision to get married.

  • What does Ross consider as a solution to his predicament with Rachel?

    -Ross initially considers therapy and then jokingly suggests finding someone who looks like Rachel to get an annulment without her presence.

  • What does Ross's friend suggest as a way to cope with his feelings of anger and hurt?

    -One of Ross's friends suggests going to strip clubs as a way to cope with his feelings, implying that being single and engaging in such activities might help.

  • Why does Ross say he doesn't want to be single?

    -Ross expresses that he doesn't want to be single because he just wants to be married again, indicating a desire for commitment and companionship.

  • What is the issue with Ross's living situation after his divorce from Emily?

    -After the divorce, Ross faces the issue of having to move out of the apartment he was living in with Emily, which belonged to her cousin.

  • What does Ross's friend offer to do for him after his divorce from Emily?

    -Ross's friends offer him a place to stay and promise to take care of anything he needs, showing their support during his difficult time.

  • Why does Ross mistakenly believe he and Rachel are engaged?

    -Ross mistakenly believes he and Rachel are engaged because Rachel found an engagement ring that Ross's mother had given him, and she assumed he had proposed to her.

  • What misunderstanding occurs regarding Ross and Rachel's relationship status?

    -A misunderstanding occurs when Rachel, having found the engagement ring, tells people they are engaged, leading others to believe Ross proposed to her, which he did not.

Outlines

00:00

😅 Ross's Second Marriage Mishap

In this paragraph, Ross discusses his second marriage in two years with a divorce attorney. He explains that his marriage to Rachel was a drunken mistake in Vegas and he doesn't love her. The attorney informs Ross that he needs witnesses to testify about his impaired state of mind and that both he and Rachel must appear before a judge to get an annulment. Ross jokingly suggests finding a Rachel look-alike, highlighting his reluctance to face the reality of his situation. The conversation shifts to Ross's emotional state, with friends offering him advice on moving on and even suggesting strip clubs as a distraction. Ross, however, expresses his desire to be married again, not single.

05:00

😒 Ross's Housing and Relationship Woes

This paragraph details Ross's housing predicament after his divorce from Emily, as he is kicked out of the apartment he shared with Emily's cousin. His friends offer him a place to stay, but they also tease him about his recent divorces. Ross reflects on his life, contemplating how different it might have been had he not divorced. The group shares anecdotes about their own lives and relationships, with a mix of humor and empathy. The paragraph ends with Ross and Rachel mistakenly believing they got married in Vegas, leading to a discussion about annulments and the complexities of Ross's romantic entanglements.

10:01

😲 The Misunderstanding of Engagements and Divorces

In this paragraph, the characters discuss various relationship milestones and past events. Phoebe reveals that Barry and Mindy, her ex-fiancé and best friend, are getting a divorce, leading to a conversation about what life would have been like if certain relationships hadn't ended. Ross contemplates what his life would be like if Carol hadn't come out as a lesbian, and they hadn't divorced. The group shares stories about misunderstandings and secrets, with a humorous twist on past events. The paragraph concludes with a surprise revelation that Ross and Rachel are engaged, which is a misunderstanding based on Rachel finding an engagement ring and assuming a proposal had been made.

15:01

😴 The Engagement Ring Confusion

The final paragraph revolves around the confusion caused by an engagement ring. Ross's mother had given him the ring with the intention for him to propose to Rachel, but he had only wanted to test the waters and see if Rachel was interested in rekindling their relationship. Rachel mistakenly believes that Ross proposed to her because she found the ring and assumed its purpose. The situation is further complicated by Ross's exhaustion and lack of clarity on whether he actually did propose. The paragraph ends with the characters trying to make sense of the misunderstanding and Ross's uncertainty about his intentions with Rachel.

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Keywords

💡Marriage

Marriage is a legally or formally recognized union of two people as partners in a personal relationship. In the video's theme, it is a central concept as Ross goes through multiple marriages and divorces, reflecting on the complexities and consequences of this commitment. For instance, Ross mentions being married three times, indicating his tumultuous relationship history.

💡Divorce

Divorce refers to the legal termination of a marriage by a court order. The script repeatedly touches on this subject, highlighting Ross's multiple divorces. It is a significant part of the narrative, showing the character's personal struggles and the impact on his life, as seen when he discusses being a divorce attorney's client and needing to get an annulment.

💡Annulment

Annulment is a legal procedure that declares a marriage null and void, as if it never happened. In the context of the video, Ross seeks an annulment for his drunken marriage to Rachel, indicating his desire to undo the mistake. This concept is integral to the plot, driving the storyline and character interactions.

💡Drunken Mistake

A drunken mistake refers to an error or poor decision made while under the influence of alcohol. The video uses this concept to explain Ross's impulsive marriage to Rachel in Las Vegas, which he later wants to rectify. It serves as a plot device to create conflict and humor.

💡Therapy

Therapy, in this context, refers to psychological counseling to help individuals cope with emotional or mental stress. The suggestion of therapy is made as a potential solution for Ross's emotional turmoil after his failed relationships, indicating a possible path towards healing and self-improvement.

💡Lesbian

Lesbian refers to a woman who is attracted romantically and/or sexually to other women. In the script, Ross's ex-wife Carol is revealed to be a lesbian, which was the reason for their divorce. This revelation is a key plot point that has a profound impact on Ross's personal life and his views on relationships.

💡Strip Clubs

Strip clubs are establishments where strippers perform erotic dances for customers. In the video, strip clubs are suggested as a place for Ross to go and have fun as a single man, reflecting a cultural stereotype of where single men might seek entertainment or escape from their problems.

💡Wedding Vows

Wedding vows are the promises and declarations made by two people during a marriage ceremony. The script includes a moment where Emily is supposed to repeat her vows to Ross, but the situation becomes comical and confusing due to Ross mistakenly saying Rachel's name instead of Emily's.

💡Magic Eight Ball

A Magic Eight Ball is a toy used for fortune-telling or making decisions randomly. In the script, Ross uses a Magic Eight Ball to help him decide whether to see Rachel again, showing his indecisiveness and the absurdity of his situation.

💡Engagement Ring

An engagement ring is a ring given as a symbol of commitment in anticipation of marriage. In the video, an engagement ring causes a misunderstanding between Ross and Rachel, as Rachel believes Ross proposed to her when he had not, leading to further complications in their relationship.

💡Secret

A secret is information that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others. The concept of a secret is used in the script when Phoebe and others are discussing Ross and Rachel's relationship status, highlighting the miscommunication and the characters' attempts to navigate their social dynamics.

Highlights

Ross has been married three times, with the second marriage occurring within two years.

Ross is a divorce attorney who has never had so much business from one client.

Ross and Rachel got married in Vegas while drunk, and Ross wants an annulment.

Ross mistakenly says Rachel's name at the altar during his second marriage.

The process for annulment includes filling out forms, having witnesses, and testifying before a judge.

Ross considers using a look-alike for Rachel to get an annulment without her presence.

Ross is advised to consider therapy as a solution to his relationship issues.

Ross feels pain and anger after his wife Carol moves out, revealing she is a lesbian.

Ross expresses a desire to be married again, despite his recent divorce.

Ross and Emily's wedding ceremony is described, with Ross mistakenly taking Rachel's name.

Ross uses a magic eight ball to make a decision about his relationship with Rachel.

Ross is kicked out of his apartment by Emily's cousin after their divorce.

Friends offer Ross support and a place to stay after his divorce.

Ross is compared to a nomad due to his frequent moving and relationship changes.

Ross and Rachel are mistakenly believed to be getting married, leading to confusion.

Ross's friends joke about his history with divorce, suggesting he might marry and divorce the concept itself.

Ross reflects on what his life would be like if he hadn't gotten divorced, imagining still doing karate.

Monica and Chandler's secret relationship is revealed, along with other significant life updates.

Ross is mistakenly believed to be engaged to Rachel after she finds a ring.

The ring was intended for Ross to propose to Rachel, but he had not yet done so.

Rachel believes Ross proposed to her, causing further confusion about their relationship status.

Transcripts

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you got married

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again

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yes so that's your second marriage in

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two years yes second in two years third

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overall Ross I have been a divorce

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attorney for 23 years and never have I

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had so much business from one

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client why don't you tell me what

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happened basically Rachel and I were in

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vag

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and we got drunk I I'm sorry is this the

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same Rachel whose name you said at the

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altar in the second marriage yes yes yes

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but I I do not love her oh that's better

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then this was just a drunken mistake and

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I I need to get it en olded I

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see have you considered

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therapy I think just the analment for

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today

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there are a couple of forms to fill out

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easy and we'll need to have witnesses

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who can testify that you were not of a

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sound mind no

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problem and we'll need you and Rachel to

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testify before a judge

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ooh there's no way to do this without

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her cuz I kind of already told her uh it

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was it was taken care of of course you

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did look Ross you can't get an analment

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unless you and Rachel are both there

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uh-huh what about someone who looks like

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Rachel I will think about the therapy

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hi this guy says hello I want to kill

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myself are you okay sweetie I just feel

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like someone reached down my throat

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grabbed my small intestine pulled it out

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of my mouth and tied it around my neck

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cookie Carol moved her stuff out today

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oh

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let me get you some coffee

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thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing

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my

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aura don't just leave my aura alone

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okay I'll be fine all right really

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everyone I hope she'll be very happy no

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you don't no I don't to hell with her

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she left

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me and you never knew she was a

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lesbian no

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okay why does everyone keep fixating on

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that she didn't know how should I

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know sometimes I wish I was a

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lesbian did I say that out

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loud all right Ross look you're feeling

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a lot of pain right now you're angry

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you're hurting can I tell you what the

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answer is strip joints

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come on you're single have some hormon

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see but I don't want to be single okay I

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just I just I just want to be married

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again and I just want a million doll

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friends family are gathered to celebrate

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here today the joyous Union of Ross and

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Emily May the happiness we share with

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them today be with them always now Emily

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repeat off to me I Emily I Emily take

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the Ross take thee Ross as my lawfully

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wedded husband in sickness and in health

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till death BS us as my lawfully wedded

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husband in sickness and in health until

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death Parts

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us now

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Ross Fe after me I

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Ross I Ross Take the Emily take the

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Rachel

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[Applause]

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Emily

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Emily

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uh shall I go

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on that's it I cannot make this decision

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it is too difficult so I am just going

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to leave it entirely up to the god gods

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of

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Fate a magic eightball come on you can't

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be serious you can't make this decision

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with a toy oh it's not a

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toy well I don't know what else to do I

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mean I either keep my wife and lose one

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of my my best friends or I keep my

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friend and get divorced for the second

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time before I'm 30 so so if anyone else

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has has a better suggestion let's hear

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it because I I got nothing all right

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don't be shy any suggestion question

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will

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do okay

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then here we

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go magic eightball should I never see

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Rachel

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again ask again

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later later is not good enough

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ask again later what the hell this is

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broken it it is

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broken hey Emily's cousin kicked me out

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what why well when you're suing an

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apartment from your wife's cousin and

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then you get a divorce sometimes the

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cousin suddenly wants his apartment back

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how can you do that didn't you sign a

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lease who needs a lease when it's family

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hey you can stay with us we'll take care

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of absolutely anything you need man but

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you have to promise me you will let us

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know the second you are feeling better

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so that we can make fun of your hair

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yeah we got it okay thanks you guys I

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really appreciate this all right I'm

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going to get packing again man I've been

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moving around so much lately I'm

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beginning to feel like a

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nomad what he thought you said

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gonad jaylor um I want you to take just

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a minute and I want you to think about

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how ridiculous this

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sounds yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone

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wasn't here right

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now do you know that none of that stuff

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came from me I mean I never said that I

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wanted to have babies and get married

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right now yeah I know but I was really

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confused and then I talked to these guys

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who two divorces and

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Joey hey she's right you know

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yeah but still cheap

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shot yep we want to get married well

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there's a service in progress have a

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seat all

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right what are you doing oh that's the

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Wedding March does does that freak you

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out no only because it's the graduation

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song

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okay this is it we're going to get

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married are you sure you want to do

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[Applause]

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this hello Mrs R hello Mr

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Rachel

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okay hey hi thank

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you oh

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[Music]

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what are we going to talk about what you

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guys did last night

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or what mean last night nothing nothing

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uh nothing happened last night uhhuh

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Ross invited us to all to

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watch R we weren't going to miss our

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friends getting married who got married

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you

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did

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what we hello we didn't get married get

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married that's

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ridiculous wait wait wait wait I

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remember being in a chapel they they

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they would not let us get married when

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we were that drunk they let you get

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married when you're drunk most people

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getting married in Vegas are

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drunk now I'm drunk right now

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I can't have a mimosa with breakfast I'm

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on

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vacation what are you guys going to do

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oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer

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well I think I think Ross already has

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one now this one's free right because

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you paid for the first two so you get

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the third one for

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free laugh it up but the joke's on you

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because we don't need to get divorced

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okay we we're just going to get an

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analment an analment Ross

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I don't think surgery is the answer

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here oh oh that's your

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thing what you're thing you're thinging

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you know that you're the guy who gets

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divorced that's not my

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thing I do not love getting divorced yes

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you do this is your third

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divorce you love divorce so much you're

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probably going to marry it and

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then and and then it won't work out so

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you're gonna have to divorce it

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divorcing

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guy I'm so

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drunk hey you guys guess what Barry and

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Mindy are getting a divorce oh my God

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what is the matter with

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you no Barry and Mindy oh sorry I hear

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divorce I immediately go to

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Ross who who's Barry and Mindy Barry was

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the guy that I almost married and Mindy

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was my best friend oh oh wasn't he

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cheating on you with her yeah but that

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just means that he was falling asleep on

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top of her instead of

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me God can you imagine if I'd actually

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married him I mean how different would

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my life be I know what you mean I've

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always wondered how different my life

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would be if if I'd never gotten divorced

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which time the first

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time well seriously imagine if Carol

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hadn't realized she was a

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lesbian I can't I keep seeing it the

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good

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way I bet i' still be doing my

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karate towards the end of our marriage I

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was doing a lot of karate as a way of

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releasing the tension from you know not

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doing anything else physical maybe the

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problem was you were pronouncing It

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karate mom

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dad you remember that that time you

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walked in my room and smelled marijuana

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yes well I told you it was Chandler who

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was smoking the pot

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but it was me I'm sorry it was you and

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Dad you know that mailman that you got

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fired didn't steal your Playboys

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rosted yeah well Hurricane Gloria didn't

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break the porch swing Monica

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dead Ross hasn't worked at the museum

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for a

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year Monica and chlo are living

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together Ross married Rachel in Vegas

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and got divorced

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again that's a lot of information to get

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in 30

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seconds all right Monica why you felt

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you had to hide the fact that you're in

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an important relationship is beyond me

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and we kind of figured about the porch

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swing Ross drugs divorced

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again what happened son I I uh I got

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tricked into all those

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things I'm not here that's just my

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Chinese food oh my God she has food

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delivered here M yes she's she's

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emotional but but ballsy

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you know what I'm going to do I'm going

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to get my sweats and eat this in

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bed and you thought you was going to be

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in our

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way so okay why don't you uh open the

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champagne and I will be right back I've

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got a surprise for you you got another

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ex-wife back

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there please start drinking wait up hi

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congratulations I didn't want to say

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anything in front of Joey cuz I didn't

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know if he knew you what that we had a

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baby let's give him a little

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credit although he did eat a piece of

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plastic fruit

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earlier no no that you and Rachel are

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engaged what oh it's a secret oh goody

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yes oh we haven't done the secret thing

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in a long time Phoebe there is no secret

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okay I didn't propose are you lying is

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this like that time you tried to

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convince us you were a doctor

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I am a

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doctor you know what I'm just going to

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go and and talk to Rachel myself all

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right me

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too should we wake her up no no come on

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let her sleep she's so exhausted and so

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engaged dum dum dum

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oh my God she she thinks we're

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engaged why why why would she think

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we're engaged perhaps because you gave

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her an engagement ring you know Ross

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doctors are supposed to be

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smart I didn't give her that ring you

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didn't no so whose ring is it it's

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mine is it an engagement ring yes but

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you didn't give it to her no but you

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were going to propose no huh I might be

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losing interest in

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this look look my mom gave me that ring

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because she wanted me to propose to

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Rachel but all I wanted to do is see if

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she maybe kind of wanted to start things

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up again oh what beautiful lukewarm

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sentiment look I didn't want to rush

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into anything and it seemed like she

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didn't want to either but I don't I

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don't understand how how any of this

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happened what did she find the ring in

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my jacket assume I was going to propose

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throw it on and and just start telling

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people no no she said you actually

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proposed to her well I didn't I didn't

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propose unless

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I did

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I I haven't slept in 40 hours and

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it does sound like something I would do

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