아시안컵 몰라도 재밌는 손흥민 기습숭배, 해축갤 드립 올타임 레전드 모음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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23 Jan 202409:01

Summary

TLDRThis transcript captures a dynamic and humorous commentary on a football match, likely during the Asian Games. It focuses on the impressive performance of South Korean players, particularly Lee Kang-in and Son Heung-min, drawing comparisons with Cristiano Ronaldo. The commentator humorously refers to Ronaldo as 'lazy' for not playing as actively as Lee. The match seems thrilling, with Lee scoring twice in under 10 minutes, described as 'sexy' for his performance. The script also playfully touches on military service exemptions for athletes, with fans creating memes and joking about it. Additionally, there's mention of Son Heung-min's potential move to Real Madrid, creating excitement and speculation among fans. The commentary is filled with light-hearted banter, admiration for the players' skills, and national pride, all woven into a lively and entertaining narrative of the game.

Takeaways

  • ⚽ Lee Kang-in impressively scored two goals within 10 minutes, showcasing exceptional skill and a 'sexy' expression.
  • 🏆 Fans create memes of Lee Kang-in aiming for military exemption, echoing Son Heung-min's achievement of solving his military service issue through a gold medal.
  • 👀 The script humorously discusses the intense and sometimes confusing moments in football, including harsh refereeing and the magic of issuing cards.
  • 🎭 The narrative playfully addresses the hype around players like Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi, contrasting their status with upcoming stars.
  • 🤼‍♂️ Fans express a mixture of admiration and playful critique towards football stars, creating a vibrant and interactive sports culture.
  • 🛠 The script touches on the theme of military service in South Korea, highlighting its impact on athletes' careers and public perception.
  • 🌍 Son Heung-min's potential move to Real Madrid is debated, along with humorous suggestions about his value and impact in the football world.
  • 💬 The narrative includes a variety of reactions from fans, showcasing the emotional rollercoaster and passionate followings of football icons.
  • 🤝 The mention of a suicide goal in a school game highlights the personal stakes and emotional memories tied to football for individuals.
  • 🔮 The script reflects on the unpredictable nature of sports advertising and the shifting reputations of football stars, hinting at the broader cultural and commercial implications of the game.

Q & A

  • What position does the narrator play in football?

    -The narrator mentions playing as a defender and scoring an own goal once, after which he stopped playing football.

  • How did the narrator feel after scoring the own goal?

    -The narrator says he was heavily criticized and it left him traumatized regarding anything related to football.

  • What transfer fee is Son Heung-min rumored to be worth?

    -The transcript mentions Son Heung-min being worth 50 billion won, which is approximately $40 million.

  • What did the coach say when Son Heung-min arrived?

    -The coach said "He's here, Son Min. Come sit here between me and Park Ji-sung".

  • What is the analogy comparing Son to Ronaldo and Messi?

    -The narrator says God gave Ronaldo to Barcelona, Messi to Real Madrid, and came down himself to Tottenham for Son Heung-min.

  • Why does the narrator say Son can't go to Real Madrid?

    -He jokingly says there cannot be two number 7's at Real Madrid, asking Son to have been born 10 years earlier.

  • What nationalist sentiment is expressed about Son?

    -There are calls for Son to represent the national team over club football and references to him as the 'son of North London' who cannot be bought with money.

  • How does the narrator characterize Son's playing style?

    -He says Son has his own style and color that earns him the label 'world class'.

  • What is the analogy about the detergent commercial?

    -The narrator initially laughed at the 'Super So' detergent ad featuring Son but says now the sponsors have embarrassed themselves by pairing him with a detergent.

  • What warning does the narrator give about commercials with Son?

    -He warns that brands need to be careful with how they use Son's image now that he is so popular.

Outlines

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⚽ Emotional Rollercoaster of Asian Games Football

This section humorously captures the highs and lows experienced by fans and players during an Asian Games football match. It begins with anticipation and excitement about the national team's performance, followed by confusion over the game's proceedings, including a mix-up of sports terms and criticism of the referee's decisions. The narrative quickly shifts to admiration for Lee Kang-in's remarkable achievement of scoring two goals in less than 10 minutes, sparking a flurry of humorous and exaggerated reactions online. Fans playfully discuss military exemption and create memes, highlighting the cultural impact of football heroes in South Korea. The discussion turns towards other players, including Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi, and their perceived roles and legacies in comparison to the emerging talent. The narrative closes on a whimsical note, blending satire with genuine admiration for the players' impact both on and off the field.

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🤣 Football Fumbles and Fanaticism

This paragraph provides a comedic take on the speaker's personal mishaps in playing football, leading to a reluctant distance from the sport due to an embarrassing own goal during his school days. The narrative then shifts to a broader satire of football culture, poking fun at the over-the-top reactions of fans, the astronomical transfer fees in professional football, and the sometimes absurd lengths clubs will go to acquire players. It humorously explores the fanatic devotion of fans, including unrealistic expectations and the blending of football with national pride. The speaker also touches on the commercialization of players like Son Heung-min, reflecting on how their public image is crafted and sometimes manipulated for entertainment and marketing. The summary encapsulates the intertwined nature of sports, culture, and media, illustrating how football stars become larger-than-life figures in the public imagination.

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Keywords

💡Asian Games football

The Asian Games football refers to the soccer competition part of the Asian Games, a multi-sport event held every four years among athletes from all over Asia. In the context of the script, it's mentioned as a prestigious event where the performance of a country's team (presumably South Korea, given the reference to 'our country') is praised. This indicates the importance of football in the Asian Games and the pride taken in national teams' performances.

💡Lee Kang-in

Lee Kang-in is mentioned as a remarkable football player who managed to score two goals in less than 10 minutes, showcasing exceptional skill and contributing significantly to his team's performance. His actions on the field are highlighted with admiration, particularly noting his 'sexy' expression after scoring. This highlights his impact on the game and his rising status in the sport.

💡Military exemption

The concept of military exemption in South Korea, where notable achievements in sports, arts, and other fields can grant an exemption from the mandatory military service, is brought up in the script. Fans creating memes about Lee Kang-in seeking military exemption suggests his significant contribution and popularity, similarly recalling how Son Heung-min's Asian Games gold medal resolved his military service obligations.

💡Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is mentioned in a comparison that diminishes his contribution by highlighting Lee Kang-in's performance and not Ronaldo's. The script humorously suggests that Ronaldo, who did not score in the mentioned context, appears lesser in comparison, illustrating the narrative's playful and subjective analysis of football icons.

💡Card magic

The term 'card magic' humorously refers to the referee's frequent issuing of cards (yellow and red cards for fouls and misconduct) during a football match. The script suggests that the referee is too harsh or excessive in handing out penalties, likening it to a magician's act of continuously producing cards, which adds a critical yet humorous perspective on officiating.

💡Son Heung-min

Son Heung-min is another key football player mentioned throughout the script, celebrated for his achievements and seen as a national hero. References to his potential moves to major clubs, his impact on matches, and fans' reactions to his play illustrate his significant role in South Korean football and his global reputation.

💡World Cup

The World Cup is implicitly referenced in the context of achieving football success and the dream of winning it. The script playfully suggests if certain players were born earlier or played differently, they might have contributed to a World Cup victory, highlighting the ultimate prestige of this global tournament in football.

💡Real Madrid

Real Madrid is mentioned in discussions about player transfers, specifically Son Heung-min's hypothetical move to the club. This reflects the club's status as one of the top football teams globally and the speculation that surrounds player movements between clubs, especially involving high-profile athletes like Son.

💡Football commentary

The script touches on football commentary and the personal anecdotes of someone reluctant to commentate due to a past negative experience with football, specifically scoring an own goal. This highlights the emotional impact of football on individuals, extending beyond players to those who cover the game professionally or casually.

💡Tottenham Hotspur

Tottenham Hotspur, often simply referred to as Tottenham, is a Premier League football club mentioned in the context of Son Heung-min's career. The script jokes about the club's association with Son, suggesting his influence is so significant that he's seen as almost synonymous with the team, illustrating the close association fans make between star players and their clubs.

Highlights

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Transcripts

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그 아시안 게임 축구를 그렇게 또

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우리나라가 잘한다고 이야기를 들었어요

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보도록 합시다 축구

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그왕 이건 뭐냐 종목을 헷갈린 거

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아니냐 피곤 줄 아네 야 이건 뭐냐

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도대체 심판이 카드를 난바를 너무

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심하게 한다고 카드마술 하나 어

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카드를 남 야 이건 뭐냐 도대체 이걸

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핸들이라고 봐야 되나 야 나 이건

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처음 보네 와 실시간 10분도 안

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돼서 두 골 냅다 때려 놓은 이강인

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표정 존나 섹시하다 10분이 안 돼서

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두골을

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박았어대

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강인 세삼 상암에 와서 킬도 뛰지

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않은 호날두가 새끼라고 느껴지네 어

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이거는 뭐라고 해야 되죠 기습 숭배

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숭배의 반대말이 보지 기습 비하라고

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해야 되나 벌써 만들어지고 있는

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이강인 군대짤 군면제 가자 팬들이

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합성해서 만들어준 손흥민 선수 저녁

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증자 우승으로 군대 문제를 해결할 수

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있었습니다

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[웃음]

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무죄 대신

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어 응 여보 나 군데 안가 응 끊어

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심판이 자꾸

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일어나라네 야이 새끼 얼굴 창백해진

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것 좀 봐 저러냐 귀여운 새끼 형만

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믿고 따라 오랬잖아

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흥미는 자유예요

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너 크면 군대 가야 된다고 난

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면제인데 새끼들 이런 자로 어디서

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주워오는 거야 연장전까지 가면

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흥민이형 개쩔 이겠죠 그다음에 우리가

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ppp 비추고

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막 손흥민이 수비로 내려오는 걸 다

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보내 지금 수비 안 하면 국경 수비

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하니까 너무 낙심하지 마라

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일본 무슨 손흥민이 레알 남자라면

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바르셀로나 와야지 뭐 소니 우리

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팀으로 온다고 아싸 이제이 새끼

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버리자

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손날 두는 무슨 호흥민이라

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불렀어요 손흥민 다시 주목 받아야 될

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짤 제 체스 테 뻑큐 날리고 사슴을

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시전하면서 축구하는

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도사님 손흥민 레알 가도 벤치 이러면

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온다는 거

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맞아요 손흥민 레알 간다는 개소리하네

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저희가 9단으로 옮기기로

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했습니다 손흥민으로 산다는 건 없

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어떤

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기분일까 손흥민 레알 가면 정말

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호날두 따가리 민 헨 가야 초코에시는

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레알 마드리드 엔 호날두를 바르셀로나

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엔 메시를 내려 주셨고 토트넘 엔

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직접 내려오셨다고

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한다 와 흥민이 왔구나 여기 가운데

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앉아 범금 감독님이랑 박지성 선수님

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와 하이 새끼 또 이러네 흥민이 거

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가만히 놔도 신

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[웃음]

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새끼야 아니 메시가 메시가 아유

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어쩌다가 힘드냐 힘드냐고 너 말고도

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할 사람 있어

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씨발놈 역시 대한민국 흥민이 형님

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제발 와 주십시오 제발 리버풀로

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와주십시오 드디어 왔구나 흥민아

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흥민이 맞는

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거지 놈인가 솔직히 토트넘이 닭이라

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불리는 이유는 다 손흥민 때문이다

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손님이 왕이니까 손흥민 백수인 것으로

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밝혀져 잡이

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없어 아 포체티노 축구할 때 소을

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쓰는 건 반칙이잖아 헤이 선 군데는

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걱정하지 말라고 대한민국은 내가 지킬

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테니 베르나 배우를

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부탁한다 어 이손 난 발이라고 해 넌

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이제 방출이다 우리 레알 마드리드에는

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두 명의 7번은 있을 수 없다 새끼

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10년만 일찍 태어났으면 우승 인

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월드컵 우승인데이

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[웃음]

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[음악]

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무적의 전수를 찾아버렸다

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손자병 뭐 손이 군대를 간다고

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통일합시다

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[웃음]

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놈인가어야 이건 진짜 역대급인 거

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같아 와 진짜 대단하다 발롱도르 결국

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손상돼 결국 소

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상대 아니 그러니까 가위바

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보이기는 사람이 소 갖는 걸로

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하 대한민국 국민들 단체 탈모 중세

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확장 중 손흥민의 경기력을 보고 헤어

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나올 수 없어 손흥민 씨 되십니까

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제게 축구를 가르쳐

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주십시오 손흥민은 축구의 신이

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아닙니다 제가 천국의 손흥민입니다

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멈춰라이 마드리드 도둑놈들아 어디

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북런던의 아들 를 돈으로 사려

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하느냐 최근에 굉장히 이제 많은

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시청자분들이 준표 님 왜 축구 중계

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안 하시나요 뭐 이런 식으로 얘기를

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많이 해 주셔 가지고 다시 한번

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이야기를 하지만 여러분 저는 학교

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다닐 때 축구를 딱 세 번인가네 번

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해 봤는데 그네 번째 마지막 기억이

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제가 그 수비수로 있다가 우리 쪽

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같은 편 골키퍼도 모르게 자살골을

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제가 넣어 가지고 스근하게 그냥 넣어

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가지고 발이 별 모양이냐이 얘기까지

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제가 들어봤어요 그때 욕을 하도 먹어

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가 그때 논란이 터져서 학교에서는 그

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자살골이 진짜 엄청난 논란이어 가지고

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그때 나락을 한번 제가 떨어져 보고

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나서 그때 이후로 이제 축구 관련된

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모든 지식과 이런 사건들이 저한테 좀

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두려움으로 남아 있습니다 그래서 야

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그때 진짜 욕을 존나 하더라고

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그 골키퍼 애가 말을 잘 못하는 언데

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욕할 때는 말을 안

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[음악]

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[웃음]

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손을 500억 주고 사려는 놈들이

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있었다며 포그바가 1억인데 저 새끼들

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거져 먹으려 그러네 손 직접 골라라

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우리 클럽으로 와라 야 진짜 어디로

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가려나 홍민아 오늘 진짜 잘했다 전

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홍만인데요

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[웃음]

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새끼가 뱅거 씨발라 좀 뭐 차단한다

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월드클라스 아닙니다 아버님이

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틀리군요 널 위해 준비했어 왕자를

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차지해 어떤 미친놈이 청와대에 올렸냐

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송흥민 입대 반대 홍민아 이거

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돌려줄게 훔쳐가서 미안하다 아니 메시

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자랑 근데 왜 이렇게 잘 어울리냐

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존나 부드러운 이미지가 되게 이와 손

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적당히 알라고 몸값 높아진다

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말이야 손흥민 반이라도 해봐라 으이구

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씨발아 왜 대체 왜 안 되는 거냐고

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왜 나는 흥민이 럼 할 수 없는

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거냐고 손에게 패스하지 마 손 저

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레들 보낼 수 없어 에이 그러지

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마시고 조금만 가지들 쳐주세요 홍민형

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아잉 메시가 뭐 잘못했어요 메시가 왜

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이렇게 이미지가 날아 갔냐 메시도 뭐

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잘못했냐 메시가 왜 이렇게 망가졌어

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메시에 대한 사람들의 인식과 생각이

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좀 가버린 거 같다는 소와 모두가 널

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기다렸다고 손흥민이 500억이라는

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방값 세일이요 난 토트넘으로 간다

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네가 안온다면 내가 가야지

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감독도 옮기네 발 흥민아 내 태권도

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쉬려 때 나도 이제 약간은 코리안

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같아 흥민아 오늘은 공 내가 가져왔어

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나도 좀 어떻게 안 될까 코센티노

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손흥민 자기만의 색깔이 없어 이제

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월클이라 불리기에 손색이

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없어 근데 이게 어느 정도 수준의

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문제라고 봐야 되냐면 자 봐봐

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처음에는 손흥민 선수가 물론 위대한

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선수지만 이렇게까지 대자가 앞에 붙을

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이런 종류의 월드 클라스가 될

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거다라고이 광고주가 몰랐을 거 아니야

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그걸 누가 아냐 미래를 볼 수는

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없으니까 처음에는 시켰어 슈퍼소 소

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이걸 시켰는데 그래서 제가 처음에는이

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광고를 보고 손흥민 선수의 친구분들은

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저거 보고 많이 놀리다 이렇게 우스갯

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소리로 내가 얘기했거든 근데 이젠

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광고주가 좆됐네 감히 소민 선수한테

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이런 걸 시켰어 빙글에 미쳤냐 그니까

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이게 진짜 반대가 될 수도

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있겠구나라는 생각이 요즘에는 많이

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들어서요 야 진짜 조심해야 돼

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요즘에는 한부로 하면 안 돼 그러니까

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지금도 지금이 장면 보세요

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감히 아이스크림 따위에 손흥민 선수가

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부끄러움을 느끼게 해 이거 어 어떻게

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될지 모른다 이제 진짜 아 축구

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끝났으면 아 제가 축구를 좀 더 잘

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알았으면 좋았을 텐데 제가 잘 몰라

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가지고 축구를

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[음악]

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