Lauren Cooper meets Tony Blair | Comic Relief

Comic Relief: Red Nose Day
16 Mar 200904:35

Summary

TLDRThe transcript captures a series of disjointed and humorous interactions, primarily involving a character discussing their experiences with friends and encounters with celebrities. It begins with a character feeling slighted for not being invited to a party, yet they attend anyway. The narrative then shifts to a conversation about portraits of prime ministers, leading to a comical misunderstanding about a person on an important call. The dialogue continues with anecdotes about shopping with friends, a peculiar encounter with a man wearing Harry Potter glasses, and a trip to a shopping center with diverse entertainment options. The character also shares a story about a celebrity sighting, which turns out to be Ross Kemp. The summary encapsulates the essence of the video script, highlighting the casual and humorous nature of the interactions and the character's candidness about their experiences.

Takeaways

  • πŸ•’ The speaker was expected at 9:00, but attended a party instead.
  • πŸŽ‰ Ryan hosted a party that the speaker felt excluded from, leading to tension.
  • πŸ› The speaker discusses a collection of portraits of prime ministers, indicating a setting with historical significance.
  • πŸ“ž The speaker is interrupted by an important call, highlighting a potential conflict between personal and professional life.
  • πŸͺ Despite the tension, the speaker buys biscuits as a gesture of goodwill.
  • πŸ‘Ÿ The speaker humorously describes shopping with Ryan and an encounter with a person wearing Harry Potter glasses.
  • πŸ‘£ The group goes to the children's section of a store for cheaper shoes, reflecting a pragmatic approach to shopping.
  • πŸ‘  The speaker mentions Lauren's small feet and compares them to Japanese women who wear bandages in bed under their shoes.
  • 🎒 The speaker recounts a visit to a park with various amenities, including a swimming pool, bowling alley, and tattoo parlor.
  • 😐 The speaker expresses a nonchalant attitude towards the situation, using phrases like 'I ain't bothered'.
  • 🀷 The speaker questions their own facial expression and the perception of being bothered, indicating self-awareness and a playful tone.

Q & A

  • Why was the speaker not expecting to be at the location at 9:00?

    -The speaker was not expecting to be there at 9:00 because they were attending a party thrown by Ryan the previous night, which they were not originally invited to.

  • What was the speaker's reaction to being uninvited to Ryan's party?

    -The speaker initially claimed not to care about not being invited, but they ended up attending the party anyway.

  • What was the significance of the portraits of prime ministers?

    -The portraits of prime ministers were being discussed as a collection that included every prime minister the country has ever had, indicating a historical or educational context.

  • Why did the speaker mention being on an important call?

    -The speaker mentioned being on an important call to imply that they had other pressing matters to attend to, suggesting a need to end the current conversation.

  • What was the context of the speaker buying biscuits?

    -The speaker bought biscuits as a gesture of goodwill or possibly as an apology, although the specific reason is not explicitly stated in the script.

  • What was the speaker's opinion about the person they saw wearing Harry Potter glasses?

    -The speaker found the person wearing Harry Potter glasses amusing and a bit ridiculous, as they were rolling up and down Oxford Street in a peculiar manner.

  • Why did the speaker and their friends go to the children's section in Nike town?

    -They went to the children's section because the shoes were cheaper and, as the person they were shopping for had small feet, it was a more suitable option.

  • What was the speaker's experience at the park during half term?

    -The speaker initially thought the park would be overcrowded during half term but found it to be an enjoyable experience due to the variety of activities and amenities available.

  • What is the significance of the phrase 'I ain't bothered'?

    -The phrase 'I ain't bothered' is used repeatedly by the speaker to express a lack of concern or indifference towards various situations discussed in the script.

  • Why did the speaker mention Ross Kemp at the end of the script?

    -The speaker mentioned Ross Kemp as the most famous person they have ever seen, possibly to surprise or impress the listener, as it was presented as an unexpected revelation.

  • What was the purpose of the speaker's story about the shopping trip and the person with small feet?

    -The story served to highlight an amusing anecdote and to provide a detailed example of a social situation involving the speaker and their friends, adding depth to their character and relationships.

Outlines

00:00

πŸŽ‰ Social Gatherings and Unwanted Invitations

The speaker discusses an unexpected social event, a party thrown by Ryan, which they were not invited to. Despite initial reluctance, they attended and found it to be a mismatched affair. The narrative then shifts to an interaction with an individual named Lauren, where they discuss portraits of prime ministers and the importance of recognizing them. The speaker also touches upon a humorous encounter with a person wearing Harry Potter glasses and shoes with wheels, leading to a shopping trip to Nike town. The summary ends with a mention of a trip to a park with various amenities and a playful conversation about facial expressions.

Mindmap

Keywords

πŸ’‘Party

A social gathering where people come together to enjoy food, drinks, and conversation. In the script, the theme of a party is introduced as a source of conflict and exclusion, as the speaker was not invited to Ryan's party, which leads to a discussion about social dynamics and personal feelings.

πŸ’‘Prime Minister

The head of government in a country with a parliamentary system. The script mentions portraits of prime ministers, indicating a setting that might be a museum or a historical site, and it serves as a backdrop for the characters' interactions and discussions.

πŸ’‘Harry Potter

A reference to the fictional character Harry Potter from the book series of the same name by J.K. Rowling. In the script, a person is described as wearing 'Harry Potter glasses,' which suggests a visual detail that contributes to the comedic or absurd nature of the story.

πŸ’‘Nike Town

A retail store that specializes in sportswear and footwear, typically operated by the Nike corporation. The mention of Nike Town in the script indicates a location where the characters are shopping and adds to the everyday, relatable setting of the narrative.

πŸ’‘Escalators

A moving staircase used to transport people between floors of a building. The script humorously refers to a person getting stuck in escalators, which adds a comedic element to the story and highlights the character's concern for practical issues in everyday life.

πŸ’‘Gift Voucher

A certificate that acts as prepaid payment for goods or services. In the script, a gift voucher is mentioned as a birthday present, showing the character's attempt to find a thoughtful and economical gift by shopping in the children's section.

πŸ’‘Children's Section

An area in a store that is dedicated to products for children. The script uses the children's section as a setting to highlight the character's resourcefulness and the humor in shopping for adult-sized items in a place intended for children.

πŸ’‘Parks

Public outdoor spaces for recreation. The script discusses a visit to a park, which serves as a setting for a social outing and provides a context for the characters to interact and share their experiences.

πŸ’‘Restaurants

Establishments where people can buy and eat meals. The script mentions a variety of restaurants under one roof, which suggests a diverse and entertaining environment that caters to different moods and preferences.

πŸ’‘Swimming Pool

A large, usually artificially constructed, body of water designed for swimming or similar activities. The mention of a swimming pool with a wave machine adds to the leisure and recreational theme of the script, emphasizing the fun and relaxation aspects of the setting.

πŸ’‘Tattoo Parlor

A specialized shop where people can get tattoos, a form of body modification where a design is made by inserting ink into the skin. The script's mention of a tattoo parlor contributes to the diverse range of activities available in the park setting, adding to the overall theme of leisure and personal expression.

πŸ’‘Ross Kemp

A British actor and journalist known for his tough-guy image and work on television shows like 'EastEnders' and 'Ross Kemp Extreme World.' In the script, Ross Kemp is mentioned as the most famous person the speaker has ever seen, which serves as a climactic revelation and a humorous conclusion to the discussion about fame and personal encounters.

Highlights

Ilan Cooper was expected at 9:00, but attended a party instead.

Ryan's party was mentioned, which the speaker was not invited to.

The speaker went to the party despite not being invited.

A collection of portraits of every prime minister is discussed.

An important call is mentioned, suggesting a break in the conversation.

Steve is mentioned in the context of managing something.

Biscuits and tea are offered.

A famous person sighting is hinted at but not revealed.

The speaker was shopping with Ryan and Lee's.

Harry Potter glasses and rolling shoes are humorously described.

A visit to Nike town and a focus on children's section for cheaper shoes is mentioned.

The speaker's encounter with Arnie, who is described as having small feet.

A trip to a park with various amenities is described.

The speaker expresses a lack of concern or being 'bothered' multiple times.

Topshop and small feet are mentioned in a humorous context.

The most famous person the speaker has ever seen is Ross Kemp.

Transcripts

play00:20

Ilan Cooper any though I'm here for work

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experience we're actually expecting you

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at 9:00 yeah no but Ryan had this party

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last night and he didn't invite me or

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nothing so I've been in one time and the

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guys also just about you having a party

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not invited me and he goes all you are

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invited mate and i goes well i don't

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care cuz i don't want to go anyway but i

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did go and it was match up right

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oh would you like to follow me who are

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these jokers these young lady the

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portraits of every prime minister this

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country's ever had is he a prime

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minister

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yes is he a prime minister

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yes is he a prime minister they are all

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prime ministers see all these pictures

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right see all these pictures yes I like

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all Rory Bremner Lauren come on it's

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here Prime Minister it's here prime

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minister is here prime minister he's on

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a very important call so you just take

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this in and then come straight back out

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if they're Prime Minister just get on

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with it

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yeah sure no we should be able to to

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manage that Steve made well I think it

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should be policies may yes yes okay

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excuse me hello alright I'm on the phone

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I bought you some biscuits anyway tea is

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it can i phone you back without come on

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famous no have you ever seen anyone

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famous well who's the most famous person

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you ever seen I really need to get on

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but you ain't even told me in the most

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famous person you ever seen is I'm sorry

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what's your name

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Lauren Lauren I'm a bit pushed the time

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shall I tell you mine sorry

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shall I tell you the most famous person

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I've ever seen is okay this is mental

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man you won't even believe it I was out

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shopping with Ryan and Lee's and my

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brave ran in it but losing mooched off

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was some chap she met on the bus she

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thought I was jealous but I ain't even

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jealous cuz he was wearing Harry Potter

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glasses and yeah dem wheels on his shoe

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rolling up and down Oxford Street like a

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numpty look so it goes to her we're

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gonna be in Nike town but lose the

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cause he's he's gonna get stuck in the

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escalators ran have seen some walnuts

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trainers in Nike town and he got a gift

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voucher for his aunty for his birthday

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show me news Arnie she's a dad's

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girlfriend we ain't stupid so we picked

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up and we go right down to the

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children's section cuz they're cheaper

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and they around only short so his feet

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or any tici you won't think it right but

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he's got proper little stumps for his

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feet like them Japanese women who wear

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bandages in bed under their shoes Lauren

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have you ever been a set of parks we

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went out a half term and I was like this

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is gonna be a well dryer but it was

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alright you know cuz they've got 200

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different types of restaurants one for

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every mood and they've got a swimming

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pool with a wave machine a bowling alley

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and a tattoo parlor all under one big

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roof it's like buttons but you don't get

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wet Lauren yeah I'm not bothered what am

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i bothered Oh would you say but I ain't

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bothered but you can't hit up look at my

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face right what you did is my face

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bothered no wait a minute

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does my face look bothered though no are

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you messing with my mind face bothered

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Topshop sent the park

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trainers small feet rich tea bandages

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Ryan please I ain't bothered but you

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don't even know who the most famous

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person I've ever seen is I don't care

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because I ain't bothered out

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rubbish here

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it was Ross Kemp

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