Lisbon: 10 Things NOT To Do!

Summary

In this video, Dave shares essential tips on what not to do when visiting Lisbon. From avoiding street vendors selling illegal goods to steering clear of tourist trap restaurants and overpriced tuk-tuk rides, the video offers practical advice for a more authentic experience. Dave warns against common pitfalls such as speaking Spanish instead of Portuguese, riding the Santa Justa Elevator, and falling for touristy souvenir shops. He also emphasizes the importance of wearing comfortable shoes and learning a few Portuguese phrases to engage respectfully with locals. These insights will help visitors make the most of their trip while saving money and avoiding scams.

Takeaways

• 😀 Avoid buying anything from street vendors to prevent getting scammed or exposed to dangerous substances.
• 😀 Skip eating at tourist trap restaurants in Baixa—opt for local spots to enjoy authentic Portuguese cuisine.
• 😀 Don't fall for bars in Bairro Alto offering 'free shots.' These are cheap tricks to get you to overspend.
• 😀 Tuk-tuks are a rip-off. Use Uber or explore Lisbon on foot for a safer, more affordable experience.
• 😀 Don’t speak Spanish in Portugal. Stick to English or learn a few basic Portuguese phrases to be respectful.
• 😀 Not everyone speaks English, so it’s a good idea to learn a few Portuguese phrases to ease communication.
• 😀 Avoid starting your ride on Tram 28 at Martim Moniz due to long waits and crowded conditions.
• 😀 Don’t waste money on the Santa Justa Elevator; walk to the nearby tower for a free, scenic view.
• 😀 Sardine Circus stores charge overpriced rates for canned sardines. Buy them from local grocery stores instead.
• 😀 Wear proper footwear—Lisbon’s streets can be slippery, so opt for non-slip shoes to avoid accidents.

Q & A

Why should you avoid buying anything from street sellers in Lisbon?

Street sellers in Lisbon often sell drugs, fake tours, or overpriced items. These drugs are not legitimate, and purchasing them can be dangerous. It's safer to avoid these sellers and politely walk away.

What makes the restaurants in Baixa area a tourist trap?

Restaurants in the Baixa area are often overpriced and cater to tourists, offering poor-quality food that doesn't reflect authentic Portuguese cuisine. These establishments tend to be run by non-Portuguese people who exploit tourists.

Why is it not advisable to accept free shots in Bairro Alto?

Bars in Bairro Alto offering free shots often do so with low-quality, cheap alcohol. The goal is to get you inside the bar so you'll spend more money. It's best to avoid these places and seek out reputable bars instead.

What is wrong with riding the tuk-tuks in Lisbon?

Tuk-tuks are dangerous and overpriced in Lisbon. They are primarily targeted at tourists and offer overpriced, mediocre tours. It's better to explore the city on foot or use affordable Ubers.

Why is it inappropriate to speak Spanish in Portugal?

Though Spanish and Portuguese are similar, speaking Spanish in Portugal can come across as disrespectful, especially when the person you're addressing speaks English. It's more respectful to use Portuguese phrases like 'Obrigado' (thank you) or learn basic greetings.

Do all people in Lisbon speak English?

While many people in Lisbon speak English, not everyone does. It's advisable to learn a few basic Portuguese phrases, such as 'Hello' or 'Excuse me,' to make communication smoother and show respect for the local culture.

What is the best strategy for riding tram 28 in Lisbon?

Avoid boarding tram 28 at the first stop, as it can be crowded and involve long waits. Instead, catch the tram from later stops or board it in reverse from Campo Ourique for a less crowded experience.

Why should you skip the Santa Justa Elevator?

The Santa Justa Elevator is overpriced for what it offers. Instead, walk around to a nearby bridge and take the stairs up to the same viewpoint for free. This gives you a great view without spending unnecessary money.

What’s the issue with Sardine Circus stores in Lisbon?

The Sardine Circus stores are tourist traps, marking up canned sardines by as much as four times the regular price. Instead, buy sardines from local grocery stores where you can find authentic Portuguese brands at a much lower cost.

Why is it important to wear comfortable shoes in Lisbon?

Lisbon has many slippery streets and hilly terrain, especially on rainy days. Wearing shoes with good traction will help you avoid slipping and make your walking experience more comfortable while exploring the city.