La seule solution, c'est la sorcellerie (18/01/24)

CANAL+ Afrique

28 Jan 202407:46

Summary

TLDRIn this comedic skit, Ivorian football coach Dagobert claims he has mystical powers and occult strategies to help the Ivory Coast national team succeed. He says he can make players invisible in the penalty box and transform the opposing team into sheep during matches. Despite his outrageous claims, Dagobert believes his sorcery and witchcraft are the only way for the Ivory Coast to win. The hosts play along humorously, asking him to use his powers to help other African teams as well.

Takeaways

😀 Coach Dagobert claims he should have been appointed as coach of Ivory Coast's national team
😟 Ivory Coast lost their last match and the team and fans are upset
🤔 Coach Dagobert seems happy about the loss and has a plan using witchcraft to help Ivory Coast win
👻 Coach Dagobert claims he will make Ivorian players invisible to opponents in the penalty area
😱 He also says he will turn the Equatorial Guinea players into sheep on the field
🦁 And the Ivorian players will become elephants to scare the 'sheep'
🌧️ He threatens to make it rain endlessly to cancel the tournament if his strategies are revealed
⚽ But it will not rain on the training pitch so injured players can recover
⏳ Coach Dagobert claims he can rejuvenate retired players like Didier Drogba
🙏 He asks to help the Niger national team qualify for the next African Cup of Nations

Q & A

What is Coach Dagobert's proposed strategy for the Ivory Coast team?
-His strategy involves using occult powers and witchcraft to make Ivorian players invisible in the penalty box and turn the opposing Equatorial Guinea players into sheep on the field.
Why does Coach Dagobert say he should have been appointed coach of the Ivory Coast team?
-He says he should have been appointed because he has occult strategies involving sorcery and witchcraft that he believes can help the Ivorian team win.
What does Coach Dagobert claim he can make happen during the next Ivory Coast match?
-He claims he can make the Ivorian players invisible to the Equatorial Guinea players when they have the ball in the penalty box. He also says he can turn the Equatorial Guinea players into sheep during the match.
How does Coach Dagobert plan to get injured Ivory Coast players back on the team?
-He plans to use his occult powers to rejuvenate injured players by removing 15 years from their age and restoring their energy and freshness.
What is Coach Dagobert's third strategic plan that he won't share publicly?
-His third strategic plan involves causing a torrential rainstorm over the tournament location, grounding all flights and making travel impossible for other teams.
Why does the host seem surprised when Coach Dagobert claims he can stop the tournament using occult powers?
-The host is surprised because stopping an ongoing major tournament like the Africa Cup of Nations via supernatural means seems unbelievable and extreme.
What does Coach Dagobert claim he can do to help the Niger national team qualify for the next Africa Cup of Nations tournament?
-He boasts that he has occult powers that allowed him to help Niger nearly qualify this year, suggesting he could use witchcraft to help them qualify next time.
Why doesn't Coach Dagobert seem concerned about the recent performance of the Ivory Coast national team?
-He remains unconcerned because he believes his occult strategies and use of witchcraft can single-handedly help turn around the team's performance.
Does the host Vincent seem to take Coach Dagobert's proposed ideas seriously?
-No, Vincent reacts with surprise and some disbelief at Coach Dagobert's suggestions, indicating he does not seriously consider occult witchcraft to be a real strategy.
What is the overall tone of this video clip regarding Coach Dagobert's ideas?
-The tone is largely comedic and absurd, treating the notion of using witchcraft and sorcery to improve sports outcomes as an outlandish joke.

Outlines

00:00

🏆 Coaching strategies to help Ivory Coast football team win

Paragraph 1 describes three questionable 'coaching strategies' suggested by Coach Dagobert to help the Ivory Coast national football team win their next match. The strategies involve using witchcraft to make Ivorian players invisible in the penalty area, turning the opposing Guinea players into sheep on the field, and summoning torrential rains to indefinitely postpone the games.

05:01

😢 Plea for help to qualify the Niger national team

In Paragraph 2, Coach Dagobert is asked for help to qualify the Niger national team for the next Africa Cup of Nations. He acknowledges spending 3 months trying unsuccessfully to make them lose. The paragraph ends acknowledging it is a lost cause.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡football

Football refers to the sport of soccer that is being discussed in the video. It is the main theme, as they are talking about the national football team of Ivory Coast and strategies for them to win their upcoming match.

💡Coach Dagobert

Coach Dagobert is a guest on the show who claims to be a sorcerer and witch doctor. He offers to use occult methods like invisibility, transforming players into animals, and summoning rain to help the Ivory Coast team win.

💡sorcery

Sorcery refers to magical and occult practices that Coach Dagobert claims he will use to rig the game and help Ivory Coast win. This includes casting spells to turn players invisible or into animals.

💡Guinea

Guinea is the country that the Ivory Coast football team will be playing against in their upcoming match. Coach Dagobert proposes using sorcery to handicap the Guinea team.

💡Africa Cup of Nations

The Africa Cup of Nations (CAN) is the main football competition being discussed. Ivory Coast recently lost a match in this tournament, so Coach Dagobert is proposing ways to help them win their next match against Guinea.

💡rain

As one mystical strategy, Coach Dagobert claims he can summon a never-ending rain to flood the tournament and prevent Guinea's team from traveling home, forcing the cancellation of all remaining matches except for Ivory Coast's trainings.

💡fetish

A fetish is an object believed to have supernatural powers in West African religious practices. Dagobert claims he is a powerful fetish priest or sorcerer who can use spells and occult forces to change the outcome of the football match.

💡animals

Dagobert proposes transforming the Guinea team into sheep and the Ivory Coast team into elephants. This animal magic would intimidate the Guinea 'sheep' and empower the Ivory Coast 'elephants' to easily win the match.

💡magic

Magic refers to the supernatural techniques and spells that Dagobert claims he can conjure to rig the football match through invisible players, animal transformations, and weather control. This magic would give the Ivory Coast team an unfair advantage.

💡occult

The occult encompasses mystical, paranormal and magical practices like those Dagobert proposes. His claimed abilities in the dark arts of sorcery, witchcraft and ritual magic fall under the domain of the occult.

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