First LIVE show with Teenage Heartthrob Ethan Klein from the H3Podcast | JEFF FM | Ep. 123

Summary

This entertaining video script depicts a lively conversation between internet personalities Ethan Klein and Jeff Wittek, along with Jeff's friend Cody. They discuss Jeff and Cody's criminal pasts, including stories of skydiving mishaps, drug use, and prison. The lighthearted banter touches on waxing, bachelor parties, and health exams. There are funny interjections and chaotic moments. Overall, it captures the humor and rapport between these friends as they joke around on Jeff's new live podcast show.

Takeaways

• 😊 Ethan Klein joins Jeff FM podcast for the first time
• 😮 Jeff wants to learn from Ethan's podcasting experience
• 🤔 They discuss controversies and conflicts they've had with other internet personalities
• 😠 Cody Ko tells stories about his criminal past and time in prison
• 🥳 They play a game guessing which influencers committed which crimes
• 🤯 Cody offers to commit crimes and start fights on Ethan's behalf going forward
• 🎉 Ethan agrees to help protect Jeff if he gets into any beefs with people
• 🤕 Ethan has to leave to provide a fecal sample for medical testing
• 😳 Cody explains the process of smuggling contraband into prisons
• 💪 Jeff and Ethan bond over their shared podcasting journeys

Q & A

What is the name of Ethan's podcast?

Ethan hosts the H3 Podcast.

What is Jeff's goal with his barber shop show?

Jeff wants his barber shop show to call out and mess with people who have made mistakes, but give them a chance to redeem themselves and show they can laugh at themselves.

What incident does Ethan say helped him decide to start taking anti-depressants?

Ethan says his disastrous interview with Bill Burr was a rock bottom moment that prompted him to start taking anti-depressants.

Why did Cody end up going to jail?

Cody violated his probation through alcohol and drug abuse. He was also arrested after a DUI car crash on Halloween.

How does Jeff make money now compared to when he sold weed?

Jeff now makes money legally by selling hair care products, compared to when he used to make money by trafficking weed.

What bachelor-style show are Jeff and Ethan planning?

They are planning to create their own bachelor-style reality show where they will review female contestant applications and attempt to find love.

What happened when Cody tried to negotiate with police by offering to give them an illegal gun?

The police charged Cody for the illegal gun possession, which led to jail time.

What autoimmune disease does Ethan suspect he might have?

Ethan suspects he might have lupus based on some abnormal blood test results.

How can Cody and Jeff now vote despite having felony convictions?

They both had their felony convictions expunged, which restored their right to vote.

What did Ethan decide to do regarding shorts in the workplace?

Ethan banned his employees from wearing shorts in the workplace as part of a 2023 New Year's resolution.

Outlines

00:00

🎬 Introduction to Jeff FM Live

The script opens with the inaugural episode of Jeff FM Live. The hosts express their nervousness about going live for the first time, discussing previous experiences and the potential risks involved. They introduce their guest, Ethan Klein, acknowledging his influence and contributions to the YouTube space. The conversation touches on Ethan's role in guiding the host's career decisions and the positive impact of his audience. The hosts express concerns about handling a live audience and the pressure of maintaining the show's quality in real-time.

05:00

🌟 Guest Ethan Klein and YouTube Discussions

In this segment, the conversation continues with Ethan Klein, focusing on YouTube and content creation. The hosts discuss the dynamics of live streaming, comparing it to pre-recorded content. They explore the challenges of editing live content and the evolution of their production processes. The discussion then shifts to the team behind their shows, highlighting their skills and learning experiences. They also touch upon mishaps and challenges they faced, like losing an important episode, which emphasizes the unpredictable nature of content creation.

10:01

🗣️ Transitioning to Live Shows and Team Dynamics

The dialogue shifts to the transition from pre-recorded to live shows, emphasizing the authenticity and unfiltered nature of live streaming. The hosts discuss the technical aspects of live production and the advantages of live switching. They share stories about their teams' growth and the importance of learning from mistakes. The segment highlights the value of having a loyal and skilled team, reflecting on their journey and the key people who have contributed to their success.

15:04

👥 Exploring Team Relationships and Challenges

The hosts delve deeper into their team dynamics, sharing anecdotes about challenges and learning experiences. They discuss the importance of handling mistakes gracefully and fostering strong relationships within their teams. The conversation also touches upon the pressures of producing content and the emotional toll it can take. Additionally, they explore how their shows have evolved and the role of live streaming in enhancing the audience connection.

20:06

💇‍♂️ Discussing Haircuts, Personal Growth, and Relationships

The focus shifts to personal grooming, specifically haircuts, and their impact on confidence and image. The hosts and guest discuss the significance of looking good and its correlation with feeling good. They explore the notion of personal transformation and its effects on how people are treated. The conversation also touches on the importance of genuine relationships, comparing their personal experiences with the superficial aspects of success and fame.

25:07

🚔 Celebrity Legal Troubles and Reflecting on Personal Mistakes

The segment explores various legal troubles faced by celebrities, including discussions about arrests and controversies. The hosts reflect on their own experiences with law enforcement, sharing personal stories of arrests and the consequences they faced. They discuss the impact of these experiences on their lives and careers, highlighting the learning and growth that resulted from their mistakes.

30:09

🤝 Reformed Lives and Future Aspirations

In this concluding section, the conversation centers around reformation and future aspirations. The hosts discuss their journey from past mistakes to their current reformed lives. They express a desire to focus on positive endeavors and the importance of channeling their energies into constructive activities. The segment ends with a look towards the future, emphasizing the significance of personal growth and the pursuit of meaningful goals.

Keywords

💡livestream

A livestream refers to broadcasting live video content over the internet in real time. This video script revolves around a live podcast being recorded, which is a form of livestreaming. The hosts mention going live several times, like when Jeff says 'we've never hit that live button on this channel, ever' and Ethan talks about the benefits of live switching for their podcast episodes.

💡podcast

A podcast is an episodic digital audio or video file that can be downloaded to listen to or watch. This entire video script is based on a live podcast recording featuring hosts Jeff and Ethan. They mention doing a 'live podcast' and reference aspects of podcasting like having guests, doing crossover episodes, etc.

💡YouTube

YouTube is an online video platform where users can upload, watch, and share video content. Jeff and Ethan are YouTube personalities hosting a live podcast. They reference being pioneers on YouTube, getting audiences from YouTube, and wanting to create content on the level of top YouTube shows.

💡influencer

An influencer is someone with a public platform and audience who can sway opinions. Many influencers are YouTube, social media, or internet celebrities. Jeff and Ethan mention influencer crimes, like when Jake Paul was arrested for unlawful assembly, illustrating their world.

💡prison

Prison refers to a correctional facility where criminals serve sentences. Jeff's friend Cody talks extensively about his experiences in prison throughout the podcast, like making phone calls and selling items while incarcerated.

💡cult

A cult is a manipulative and controlling group with a powerful leader. Jeff credits Ethan with helping him leave a cult he was unknowingly part of in the past, showing Ethan's positive influence.

💡comedy

Comedy refers to humor and making jokes to entertain others. Jeff and Ethan are comedic internet personalities who reference telling jokes, making funny videos, and trying to be entertaining during their podcast.

💡crime

Crime means illegal activities that can result in arrest and imprisonment. Jeff and Cody openly discuss their criminal pasts involving drugs, while also joking about committing hypothetical crimes in the future now that Cody's record is expunged.

💡law

Law refers to the system of rules in a society that regulates behavior via enforcement and punishment. Jeff and Cody exhibit loose attitudes about lawbreaking, making jokes about prison life and plotting imaginary felonies together.

💡friendship

Friendship describes a positive personal bond between people. Despite their rocky past, Jeff and Cody reminisce about their longtime friendship starting in childhood and stand up for each other.

Highlights

Ethan Klein is one of the pioneers of the YouTube space who will back down from nobody.

Ethan convinced me to leave a cult that I didn't even know I was in.

Ethan took antidepressants after a bad interview with Bill Burr, which was a turning point in his show and relationships.

Ethan started doing live shows to have authentic long form conversations without excessive editing.

Cody explains the corrupt nature of the prison system, including guards bringing in contraband.

Cody recounts getting arrested after crashing a rental car while intoxicated and fleeing the scene.

Jeff and Ethan discuss the idea of collaborating on a Bachelor-style dating show.

Ethan shares that he started waxing for hygiene reasons as an athlete.

The group plays a game guessing which influencers were arrested for what crimes.

Cody explains how he tried to manipulate police by offering to turn in an illegal gun, but it backfired.

Ethan discusses taking his health more seriously as a father, including colonoscopy prep.

Jeff and Cody joke about using their expunged records to commit crimes without consequences.

Ethan offers to get involved if Jeff starts any new controversies or beefs online.

Cody shows his adventurous spirit, explaining his travels and love of skydiving.

They reflect on building strong relationships and keeping real friends despite mistakes.

Transcripts

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chair awesome C

now it us now

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it's live welcome you guys are live okay

to the first ever Jeff FM live this is

big here we're terrified everyone in

here is scared to death we've never hit

that live button on this channel

ever actually every time I've ever gone

live on a show it's nearly ruined my

career but that's not true well I guess

you guys got music yeah well we're

running a little music just to ease the

tension you know maybe like a quarter of

the

times yeah 75% probably uh it's a very

exciting episode today because we got a

YouTube Legend on the show as you know

Ethan Klein from the H3 podcast thank

you I'm just trying to man is a pioneer

of the space Oh thanks one of the most

feared but also beloved men okay on

YouTube in the Creator space I guess you

know he will back down from nobody he

will stand up for his morals he'll fight

for what's right he convinced me to

leave a cult that I didn't even know I

was in did I and gave me the confidence

to move on with my own show solo without

having to feel like I need to ride the

coattails of any

[ __ ] scumbags scumbags sick [ __ ]

twisted freaks Logan yeah besides Logan

yeah he's the best oh you weren't

talking about

him but um no I mean and you know you

introduced me your audience which is a

great loyal fan base they're good and

some of them have come over here I'm

sure some of them are tuning in right

now yep and they're good people they are

they're good people but it also scares

me a lot because what is it what do you

usually have like 40,000 I think you hit

like 90,000 yesterday at one point 90 no

we had like 46 maybe it wasn't which is

good

46,000 big deal guys it's just like

we're in an arena full of people with no

plans well how many people are watching

now not 4 I don't want to know I don't I

don't what's the difference one what's

the difference honestly one

46,000 I mean we're just sitting in a

room yeah huh there's nobody here guys

it's just uses it's just no don't tell

me that cuz then then we'll get in big

trouble we don't have one of those

buttons that you guys have yeah I know I

get scared without the button noway but

you got to I did it for years before I

had it so without the button yeah isn't

the button like super expensive it's

like 20 G's right it is very expensive

yeah it costs like 20,000 can we explain

this button cuz if we invest in this

button I'd be down to do more live

streams I do live streams on patreon

where like it's a very small community

and I know they're not going to clip me

out and post sometimes they haven't you

reacted to it it's like I was talking

they'll cat you yeah if you [ __ ] up

they'll get you but I do them sometimes

just on the on the laptop and I remember

you were like yeah 10 bucks for this

trash is [ __ ] but some people like

that when I'm like looking at the chat

and interacting but I won't be looking

at that chat today because you guys [ __ ]

my confidence up you [ __ ] up all my

momentum I read one bad comment yeah

don't and they're like oh this Show's

boring it's just Jeff complaining about

his eye and talking about how much he

runs talk about my my confidence what'

you say I'm just going to do I'm going

to do the chat for you okay we have the

chat with a weather man is in studio

today it's a new thing we're trying out

um what's the weather like today

um you don't have to you don't have to

do that no more good it's pretty good

yeah but I we're live so it doesn't make

sense we do the weather segment when

they're pre-recorded so they don't make

sense by the time they come out oh

that's and also well here's your chance

bro it's your first chance for a live

weather report but I've moved up I'm I'm

now the co-host got rid of the is that

right

y doesn't seem like a co- host

seat what I can be honest it like a

George jko situation like they don't

over there ler it's lower than George

jenko I think so cuz they were at least

on the similar Furniture like shared a

couch they shared a couch yeah this as

low as my chair goes I bought the chair

that Joe Rogan uses and this is as low

as it'll let me go down so I'm not

trying to have a hierarchy over you or

or any guest no I don't feel that I just

feel that him specifically the co-host

yeah maybe his chair could go

doesn't yeah we don't have to even call

him co-host yet he could just be like an

assisant like a a background actor uh up

in up until he starts bringing stuff to

the show but I think he worked on some

fun games and like Goofs to get into

because we want to feel sort of like

your show your show has been a big

inspiration thank you guys to all of us

over here the bathroom boys thank you

bathroom boys Kyle and Zach have built a

relationship oh I heard okay yeah you

guys have Rapport now

e that's cool

how you doing back there Kyle I'm really

nervous but you don't have to do

anything you just talk through buttons

you you don't even have to do anything

no I know but you come from a show where

it's just like perfected oh you guys are

too nice thank you I'm the one that's

got everything to lose here

today you know your name on the board my

[ __ ] name on the wall yeah I go down

for this [ __ ] it's true not yours

anything anyone just to be clear not

yours no right can I get like a little

desk do you think that would help like

just a smaller like a like a student

desk chair built in with the desk one of

those I recommend a miniature version of

this desk yeah and then maybe just like

a little sign that says like Ryan's

Corner Ryan Ryan time Ryan Ryan FM what

do you think if any controversy ever

happens cut to him immediately yeah oh

that's Ryan FM that's another thing we

we don't really well Oscar this is his

first time doing live switching you have

a a massive crew and they all do their

job great they all bring something to

the table I cram all that into two guys

in a small bathroom well when we started

doing it live we had three guys it was

just Dan Zach and Ian okay and we did

that for years the backbone of it it was

just I mean it was similar to this this

is really nice what you guys have this

is clean the set looks good I've watched

the show it looks it looks good you guys

are yeah you roasted it look at this I

don't remember what I said or how long

ago it was it was the patreon live I

remember and he was like this is what

you get

we we're the real Frenemies cuz we were

real enemies at one point I don't

remember the what was everything happen

I saw comments on the stream we did

yesterday they like this is the new Duo

right here I did see some comments like

that

people he's like even though I really

hate people with one eye whoa you said

that I may have said that I may have

said that at one point I don't that

wasn't even an AI one huh it probably

wasn't even about you though it was some

about somebody else he also called me

one of your minions once that part I

standby yeah yeah yeah that's fair I are

my sons they love minions I mean they're

very industrial they're go-getters true

so it's a compliment you open my eyes to

a lot your eye my eye yeah I'm grateful

for it um and yeah it's great that

you're the first person on the show here

so we're able to learn from the best

currently right now you know there's

Howard Stern who kind of paved the lane

for this type of media this this type of

radio Style Show and then you

um and then

me then you came and he's going to die

soon let's be real oh yeah what do he

got 10 years left H he seems pretty

healthy he's I don't know how old is he

like in his 70s early 70s yeah but he I

feel like he's got so much negativity

out there like you do too yeah you got

like right here yeah I'm not you know

you know like talk a lot of [ __ ] on

people but people that deserve it thank

you and I love doing that stuff too yeah

I'm just a [ __ ] starter I'm a messy

[ __ ] that's what I say yeah but you're

Fearless when you go at these people and

I respect that a lot about you I don't

recommend that to everybody as a way to

live I am being sued by a billionaire

right now are you yeah Ryan Kavanaugh oh

that's still going on [ __ ] yeah it's

still going on man it's been like three

[ __ ] years and it's still nowhere

close to done and you don't get like a

little hesitant to go into these

tangents still on your podcast like

that'll be used against you in court

no I'm pretty good I I'm pretty good

about what I can and can't say and I

definitely pushed the envelope don't get

me wrong you are good at that stuff but

but so far you have a you have a really

good lawyer too why are you playing wait

why are you playing the Law and Order

like I didn't do any crimes if that's

what you guys are trying to say some

[ __ ] no no no sound into the sound bites

right he's a young kid he's working his

way up hold on isn't that the SUV like

the sexual crimes one I me bro why would

you play that know he's already sound

bite see I was nervous about this day

that is a great that is a great sound

bite yeah yeah um oh yeah but you know

I it's not the best way to be but it is

what it

is you know when did it when did it

start the show was it did you start

live no but we went live pretty soon

after we started pre-recorded we did

like maybe

10 and then We There was an issue that I

didn't like running into where I was

editing them and I was cutting it so

much out I wasn't letting the whole

thing run because at the time I was just

coming off of like super highly edited

YouTube videos yeah like the main

channel the H3 V Nation all those videos

yeah mhm and so going into like long

form conversations and you're like oh

this this part's dead air that question

was a flop and so you I just getting

like cut cut cut and then it just

started to feel very unauthentic it

didn't feel like a real Pro a good

product it was something was missing

which was basically the authenticity of

a long unfiltered

conversation and also was a ton of

[ __ ] work to edit together like 20

cameras or whatever not that many five

cameras takes time even us we try to the

quickest turnaround we could have for an

episode was like two days so by then

it's old on the internet right so I feel

like this is the next step we need to

take it just we didn't have the balls to

do it until you forced us into this so

thank you for that you guys are doing

great um still a lot of show left though

to [ __ ] it up yeah so 10 episodes and

you decided you know what [ __ ] it will

do it live yeah and so we did it live it

went pretty well and the other great

thing was as you said we're live

switching so we don't have to we no

longer have to edit together all these

cameras I mean we learned that you can

actually you can do that and not be live

that's what we do now we're

pre-recording something oh yeah because

you just you just film from the switcher

you hear that Oscar so that yeah I mean

we kind of do that too oh do we look at

that Oscar's on it Oscar's Oscar is

really really good he's selftaught

everything I mean all these guys we all

kind of you know learned all this stuff

I Know Dan is he probably went to some

sort of school right Dan actually went

to film school he's selftaught but

[ __ ]

nerd film school but before he started

working for us he was doing some kind of

whoa dude whoa yeah what oh it's a Dan

Sound by nice we got you too now Dan we

got you on here oh that's good uh he was

working for like an

events uh he was like an event producer

for like five years or something before

he started with us so like shooting Live

Events yeah so he was so he came with

lots of experience where didd you find

him uh we had a an like an interm

producer and we were looking for someone

to do it fulltime and he recommended Dan

that was it we started working together

and after a few weeks we're like this

pretty good let's give it a shot and he

was our first full-time employee did you

ever have any fuckups with him where you

had to fire him or anything like did he

ever lose an episode cuz we had a

situation here where the whole [ __ ] fell

apart we we went down we all it was bad

I heard about it I mean it's Oscar I

know you don't want me to keep talking

about it especially we're live but like

yeah we lost a massive episode that was

very close to my heart so that was on

that that was a Oscar situation I'm not

I'm not I'm not going to name any names

directly you know it it was a technical

error well here's what I'll say when

you're doing an operation with so many

working parts this kinds of stuff is

bound to happen and it's always [ __ ]

sucks it's so painful it's so horrible

but like it happens and so when it does

happen I try to just you

know take a breath you know you just

make sure it doesn't happen again you

know what I mean like Oscar that's

probably never going to happen again

right nope exactly and it just it

happens you just you have to go through

it and you have to feel the pain to make

sure small does like sometimes we would

be in the barber shop and we'd be

filming those episodes but like I said

it was just Oscar Oscar was filming

running the cameras we maybe had like

one assistant Manning a camera but he

was doing audio doing everything nice

and sometimes we would start an episode

we'd be halfway into the haircut and

then he'd be like oh [ __ ] I didn't get

audio there's like two episodes in

though this yeah and this is maybe like

SE seven years ago or some [ __ ] so then

you guys been working together that long

yeah yeah and then then we're like

halfway through the haircut and we have

no sound so you can't put the hair back

on and restart the episode so I [ __ ]

lose my mind every time I'm like this

episode's [ __ ] now and I can't go on and

be uh charismatic and and Charming when

I'm fuming inside yeah and you know all

that stuff we work through I do you know

I I agree everything happens for a

reason and it builds you it makes you

stronger as a team it does we' I've been

through so much with my team like

especially my core guys who were there

with us from the beginning like I've had

pretty ab's a gem is loyal as [ __ ] he

he'd take a bullet for you he was

[ __ ] did you hear what he were you

there when he said he was

uh when that whole Cody Saga was going

down I think it's right after you left

he said I never told you this but I was

I cruised up in my car near your house

oh yeah and was posted up in my car in

case something happened no way so he was

GNA take out Cody he was he was he was

ready to do something damn you know it's

so funny you walked in here Cody was

walking around in just a towel just out

of the shower just straight prison

etiquette

institutionalized that's how this place

is run it's basically a luxury prison my

guy baby I'm so happy you guys like a

Swedish prison Swedish prison yeah the

nice ones ni they're nice there yeah but

um yeah I had I had with Dan we had like

a really we almost had a falling fight

no no no but we almost part parted ways

oh yeah separated ways I think there was

like two times maybe it happened but

that was a since then we really have a

good working Rapport if you had to fire

anyone on your team right now who would

it be let me think about

that it'd be AB for sure yeah I'm

kidding what give us a real answer give

us a real answer I'm just kidding

because maybe we they need to hear it

who's doing the worst who needs to step

it up if there was like an H3 Fight

Night who who do you think would take

like the crown who would who could beat

the biggest ass well Zach's the biggest

dude ab's the most trained ab's the most

trained that's true I don't know Z sies

and everything I'll beat the [ __ ] out of

Cody he's got no technique I have I we

but in the gym if he grabs me on the

street and slams my head in the concrete

that's I'm in trouble but technically

with a referee I'd go at him you know I

take that fight any day he'll be here

shortly he's going to pop in on that

little small couch or Chi oh [ __ ] I

better make myself dty I don't even know

honestly he's so unreliable so he has

bipolar disorder uh you you're bipolar

right is that okay to assume is that

right to assume did I just [ __ ] up my

whole career wait why do you assume I'm

bipolar I feel you had a bunch of mental

illnesses up there right that's true not

bipolar though we all do everyone in

this room we're all bipolar we have

mental illnesses that's like a

serious is he medicated [ __ ] I think

he's off of them oh see that's he's off

the meds but he was a big drug addict so

he went completely he was like I don't

want to be dependent on anything so he

stopped even taking like what are they

called ssris or something that's

anti-depressant but I know for bipolar

what is it that's uh anti psychotics

there's one specifically it's just like

a natural metal that works lithium

lithium that sounds intense I'm pretty

sure it's lithium it's lithium and then

there's also the gab pentin they use but

I think that's for anxiety I take them I

take

uhin I take well Butrin I don't feel the

difference at all but the doctor just

told me try it and I just maybe it's

like a placebo effect like it makes me

feel like it's doing something but it's

not a placebo it's a real drug yeah yeah

so you think it's gotten me out of I

mean it's so you let me get this

straight you started an anti-depressant

yeah and then you came out of depression

yeah okay how how long has it been

probably like a year now oh yeah yeah

yeah that's that's a good time since the

show started doing good and I guess I

owe everything to that will be generics

I'll tell you what a big turning point

in my show in my working relationship

with my crew was when I finally after

thinking about it for so long decided to

take Lexapro that's where I started with

it's anti-depressant SSRI but that gives

you a rectile dysfunction right no it

just for me it doesn't give me a

erectile dysfunction what it does is it

reduces the sensitivity oh so it makes

you so I guess it could a erectile

dysfunction could be a BRI product of

that yeah it can kill libido like libido

I don't know if it kills maybe maybe for

some yeah for me that was the the one

effect also made me gain shitload of

weight but you're probably better at

performing all around better with the

loss of weight the new health that was

the one hang up had Le Pro no I'm on it

oh you're so Lex I'm going to be on it

for life I think and I'll tell you this

I like to talk about it because I think

it's so important you know in society we

kind of boomerang around like like when

I was in college I remember everyone

being like uh what's that one it people

were didn't look fondly on

anti-depressants because it was like

people felt like dude they're just

trying to control you man they're just

trying to sell you meds this kind of

stuff and um now you even have this

movement with like the alphab Bros who

are like just eat elk meat bro you're

good go go to the gym and eat elk meat

it changed my life like I was so

irritable I was so stressed I was having

really horrible relationships with

everybody around me just because I was

so irritable I wasn't always like that

you know and um when I started you used

to just be silly goofing around vaping

in those funny outfits

you still are silly now but I I could

see how a little in between there you

were just like violent I want to go at

everyone I and and those I do that

sometimes too I go through those phases

a lot but sometimes I just feel

afterwards I okay see the door creeping

open it's okay open it all the way we we

you've already distracted us uh if you

want to pop in you come

in we can't hear you uh but it's it's

okay we'll make space for you no no no

it's cool it's I'm used to it you're

good sit here with t mik everybody nice

we got to redo the studio once we get a

little what was I was I saying thanks

for coming Ethan nice to see you I love

how everybody on the internet's calling

you Ean Ethan that's my new sh it's a

good look it's a good look you look

really uh good posture I love your

haircut um I think you should my opinion

I think you should add a haircut segment

keep it going once a month I saw a lot

of for that well for me just my opinion

like you know when you get a fresh

haircut you it it builds your confidence

your image look good feel good that's

what Mike The Situation said on the

Jersey Shore plus you're a man of

business so you always want to be on

point absolutely yes true yeah are you

feeling like you're getting better

results in life cut my hairu said on the

show he's like if you look good you feel

good and then you get better results I'm

guessing that means he gets more women

that's the

situation that's what he said on the

show there's people definitely treat me

differently I mean when I was super fat

it was like everybody was just like get

a everybody just the tip you know the

usual suspects like get a load of this

fat [ __ ] you know yeah and it was like I

think I probably was one of them and

well it's it's the easiest cheapest like

let's just go at this you know which is

fine I get it I never took it personally

I get it you know I was big let's be

respectful guys but look look he's

looking at me I I think uh in some

circumstances um because how skinny he

is being being overweight I feel like is

a

choice well depends

depends it isn't it is live live it

is no no no no it's live I said I said

in some circumstances because you could

choose what you how you eat and you

could choose to invest 45 minutes into a

workout that you like to burn the

calories yeah you're right however there

are I think most people that are like

really

overweight most people are probably

painfully aware and desperate to change

their situation the truth is eating is

really complicated cuz it's an addiction

that you can't stop taking well I know

cuz my friend just called me a fat Beach

wheel the other day I didn't say fat

Beach wheel I said just said Beach whel

I said you're laying there like a beach

wh I know but I I I I was like you know

I was just laying in the dark and he's

like you're a big beach wheel man you

need to change

he so the he's been staying here with me

he travels the world did that you um

honestly because I could push myself to

get better results yeah cuz I have been

heavy I have been thin it all depends

how I train and how I eat and um I've

been traveling a lot so it's kind of

complicated when you're navigating

through different countries so being

fats a choice oh but I've been traveling

a lot excuses excuses it sounds like

maybe he hurt your feelings I think you

need a new friend no actually he's a

good friend because you know what he

didn't sugar coat anything he told me

the truth is that how you felt when you

walked in I was pissed off cuz he drank

all the lro out of the fridge and I

asked him I was like yo do you mind like

I take my credit card can you refill the

fridge and then he just laid in the room

like a beached whale on that mattress

that's not even a real bed it's just a

mattress no box spring nothing on the

floor of the barber shop set there's no

lights in the room Black I've been here

4 days okay he's just watching Instagram

reals not even watching the TV he felt

entitled since I'm paying for it you

have to go to the store okay I could buy

my own downstairs I mean l Croy how much

that cost couple bucks three bucks for a

sixpack this guy sucks down 12 of these

an hour are you a lacroy you have a

lacroy issue I have a sparkling water

addiction yes yes yes I love sparkling

water I love the taste of it I love

Bubbles um I love Bubbles too you like

Diet beverages that's what I [ __ ] with

um I drink Coke Zero that shit's crazy

isn't it that's crazy we were going to

request some of those and get you but

there's been a lot of moving parts for

this to get this together I go

downstairs and get you one right now at

the liquore oh you do that for me I

would do that you know what you I'm good

I'm good I'm genuine not me I'll do it

actually on Jeff's credit card yeah yeah

do it my wallet I'll be right back I'm

going to go get Ethan

respect cuz he's a guest here and you

should have prepared to make him com

true look you're right when you're right

you're right Cody came in here he's

putting [ __ ] down thank you for this

Cody very he came in complimented him

he's a great we do need a bigger Studio

we're getting there we're working he's

doing a great J I just need to get him

out of here he's such a liability

live [ __ ] I hope those Koke zeros are

not in the store downstairs and he has

to go or something that door is a lock

oh man he's really sweet when he's not

stalking me like he is genuinely like a

really nice guy he is a nice guy and

that's why he is nice cuz he didn't know

you at the time and he thought of you as

an enemy and he was doing what he he

could cuz you saw how much stress I was

going through because of you so speaking

of that cuz we both kind of roast a lot

of people like bad people and stuff and

like my barber shop show is is it's it's

kind of designed to [ __ ] with people and

point out their their fuckups but I do

it in a way like if you can take these

jokes with me in person then you take

those jokes back from the internet and

you show that you can laugh at yourself

and then you win you come out looking

better after the show but in the

beginning I would bring on like a joey

salads and I would just try to ruin him

like just make him not funny not likable

at all and like guys like that other

pieces of shits they deserve it but do

you ever feel like do you ever do an

episode and like you go home at night

and you're like a man what am I doing

like um like you regret less so less so

now yeah there used to be that used to

be a frequent feeling I had after we did

shows where I was like this show sucks

that show sucked I don't know why

anyone's watching this [ __ ]

I wore like the [ __ ] highest riding

shorts I've ever own yeah that's a bad

move for podcast G Bros Bradley Martin

just got his shorts all the way up

around his crotch Bradley Nobody Rides

those those babies up like Brad yeah why

don't they just wear pants that's the

new outfit thing they want to show their

nuts to each other my New Year's my New

Year's resolution is I'm not wearing

shorts no more my whole crew I told them

no more shorts good for you guys it's

immature I'm about to make

it smack we banned shorts cuz look at

all these YouTubers these childish

immature pranksters are they wearing

pants name one of them wearing pants I

they're probably wearing pants think

about Danny Duncan you ever seen him

wear pants Danny Duncan shorts shorts

he's a shorts guy in Florida [ __ ]

shorts on all the

time even shorts all the time NE boy

always wearing shorts [ __ ] me you're

right anybody you don't like on the

internet look up a video of them even

the investigative journalism guys that

are riding that wave now wait you're

right they're all in shorts and if you

want to do reporter work you want to be

taken serious out there just putting on

pants could make the world of a

difference so were you guys wearing

shorts to the office before he was

wearing shorts a lot yeah I yeah I did

it a couple times I was I was going to

say I didn't but I did that's awesome

that you that he calls you guys out when

you wear shorts this is a new New Year's

resolution a New Year's resolution I'm

going to stop wearing shorts all right

look at that we're making a differ you

since I lost weight it's a lot easier

and the pants it was the opposite

actually you had the opposite answer you

should let me finish before you know

yeah you going to cut off the guest no

sorry it's my first

day what were you were asking me a

question I was answering I don't

remember but we lost it because this

[ __ ] I I'll tune out five minutes no

mic get the [ __ ] out hey take a take a

look at the weather take five take five

that's what I do did you see what

happened when I got in a beef with my

with Stephen my biggest strongest boy

yeah he got a little too drunk on the

show and we had a big fight big walkoff

Christmas episode [ __ ] hit the fan I'm

on camera cursing him out I just looked

like my dad when he was yelling at me no

and I don't know why we choose to run

these things it wasn't live you posted

it still we still posted it yeah and I

kind of felt like it's like the pulsive

thing when they posted that when like

Logan was telling George that he

shouldn't believe in God or whatever

like it's not real that [ __ ] was crazy

yeah like like why because you think

I've done that because you there's a

part of you it's like listen this is the

the authentic experience let's show them

what it is MHM I've done that

specifically the first one uh that we

chose to post that I knew was horrible

was the first Bill Burr interview we had

I watch that that yeah you did a [ __ ]

job there but that gave that made me

feel better because I was like Ethan's

so good and I look up to you in so many

ways and seeing you [ __ ] that up so bad

was like all right you know what I could

I could do this that's when I started

taking anti-depressants after that

episode really yeah he's tough though

man but I would there was a lot going on

in my

head however you're a fan of his sure

and like yeah but it was horrible

obviously everybody uh loves to to

acknowledge that and it is but I I

uploaded it knowing that it was I mean

people reacted more negatively than IED

to try to make no we didn't we didn't

[ __ ] touch it we're just like here it

is I would have chopped that [ __ ] down

to five minutes well you know it's it's

also like man I had Bill Burr in here

this is like a a big guest and I'm not

GNA post the [ __ ] video he's one of

my favorite comedians I I would have

[ __ ] up I would have really [ __ ] up

an interview with him too but Theo Von

did the same thing right yeah didn't you

guys meet and talk about your experience

with him we had a bilur um recovery

group yeah yeah and I mean Theo Von's

one of the funniest dudes in the world

so easy to talk to yeah and I watched

their interactions too and I was like

damn I don't know why Bill's he's doing

him so

dirty he's just he's not he's not being

a good interviewee Like You Can Be You

Can Be gracious and maybe the question

is not perfect but you can you know

accommodate it with like a good answer

and put it bring it back to a good place

but he doesn't he doesn't like to do

that at all yeah and people don't know

this but we don't get paid to go on

other people's podcast it's not like

there's like a a fee or whatever we

charge it's all just to collaborate and

you know you get to int introduce that

audience and all that so you know if

you're in a bad mood you already said

yes to doing a

show you know yeah he's GNA do his I

mean he showed up and that's cool but

like you said I mean that was that was a

long time ago that was like maybe our

20th

episode I me that's the worst that's

ever happened to you though that's fine

cuz look at my first appearance on your

show I think that's my worst internet

work ever you know but from that episode

though I've I've had a lot of growth did

you did you read the article yeah have

you read the article

Jeff yeah now I have now I have for

sure sorry about that no did look

everything Happ for a reason I I hadn't

even started this show yet we just had

the sign getting installed and I was

like [ __ ] it I'll call from here right I

remember it was on this set yeah and you

were with a podcast agency at the time

and I don't know if you're still with

them but they saw that I was starting a

show and then they were like hey if you

start a show we'd like to work with you

so I got a podcast deal off that [ __ ]

the worst thing I've ever done I like

literally backed myself into a corner

like I look like a piece of [ __ ] now and

I don't even know I don't remember

anything from it um and then now I got

brand deals coming in and a show and

look at right now together in the same

room it's beautiful yeah so I don't take

anything back me neither I don't take it

back uh the bill birth things you don't

take the billb thing back no no because

like I said I went I it was like a rock

bottom moment I went home I to started I

was like [ __ ] it I'm taking

antidepressants they were in my bedside

drawer for months why anti-depressant

why not alcohol or like something

stronger to really numb that I wanted to

actually um fix it do something positive

for myself okay yeah yeah alcohol was

Pro would probably ruin my life if

that's where I went in that moment I'm

thankful that I didn't that oh my God

this guy's stacked look at that he got

four one of those are these all for me

for you can I have one of those can I

have one of them Cody no you can't

they're all for me bro you can't have

anything can me and my boy Ethan two and

two pass me one cuz I actually I want to

get in on the AC come on look we came we

came in let me tell you something the

next time my boy Ethan comes in this

studio you make sure you have Coke in

here pass me drink four of them there

won't be a studio no

more I'll burn this studio down for

Ethan thank you bro thank you I believe

C for my

boy thank you bro arson in California is

a serious crime Cody far as fires you go

down for it's only if you get caught it

becomes a crime you got two strikes

buddy next one's life I'll just get

eatan Cody's my best friend now dude do

you know that do you know the California

law the three strike rule is that in

California I know about it it's only in

California this is where originated so

for real if yeah if you get three felony

arrests of a certain level you go to

jail for life so he's on stack too no no

it's violent felonies and I'm not a

violent felon okay oh it's okay that

makes cuz three felonies that's crazy no

it has to be violent he's already got

like six they just three in uh in or two

in LA in California I have a bunch too

so we just went yesterday to the

fingerprint place um I wish I could send

you the picture but I have the picture I

can send to osar where did you guys go I

got my felonies expunged oh you got him

yeah oh yeah you mentioned that

congratulations show me he stayed on top

are you going to do are you trying I

already did it I'm the one that stayed

oh you're expunged yeah I'm expunged so

they can't get him if he's exped um I

can just start over I can get them but

now I just start over three new strikes

strikes you know we're starting fresh

Miracle I'm will I'm willing to get a

strike for Ethan down podcast Studio

first offense now we was just he's my

best friend bro yeah we're going to be

closer than anybody in here you got any

enemies you want us to [ __ ] with

actually don't say it on this live

podast the I'll give you some names noow

yeah I like this the whole goal is not

to get

caught yeah that's that's true it's

prison

horrible

um obviously it's horrible because

you're you're confined and your loss of

your freedom and you're being told to go

to bed and win the shower but it's like

a hangout it's not really like it's not

go to school you get a job I actually

have a photo I could show you that I

posted on the Internet it's not the

people you want to hang out with though

it's the dumbest like the worst people

well not federal prison cuz federal

prison you're actually with masterminds

like doctors lawyers politicians oh the

white collar guys the doctor high

profile send the picture

with them you with gang members your

friend doctors in prison well you think

about doctors they end up going to

prison cuz they overwrite prescriptions

or some type of wire fraud or molesting

a client that's State Prison they

separate the sex offenders cuz they

they'll get killed so wait how do you

well it only becomes Federal if you're

like molesting people in different

states oh so you have to be a really

prolific or you have to be like a super

like the king of that [ __ ] but the thing

is they they house them separately

because when you go to prison it's it's

it's very frowned upon to do anything

against women and children and elderly

people right like you they will that's a

good code they will um check your

paperwork and they will physically put

harm they'll hurt you kill you yeah you

can't do anything to wom kids um why why

because bro what you talking

about would you want somebody touching

your

kid a good point cuz if you're going to

do a crime I mean they're probably the

the easiest targets right yeah but you

don't want to do nothing to no kid it

doesn't it doesn't know right or wrong

yes that's what you said by the

way I was no I was curious why right I

was curious as to why you says why not

molest

kids we're live we're live we're live

let's take a CO break what's the longest

you've served at one time uh 39 months

oh [ __ ] yeah and I 5 months cuz I got

caught I gave the picture to Oscar right

now and they will put it I used to have

a phone in jail you see prisoner and

guess what there was another phone

taking a picture of me with this phone

so it had two phones is that Contraband

yeah hell yeah you got he got 90 days at

no for getting caught with it and he got

caught three times the thing is why I

had two phones right because like prison

people tend to get jealous so you would

have to like have another phone to make

people happy like oh here you guys could

use that one but I had my own separate

one because sometimes people do like

drug deals off of phones and stuff off

the outside or hits so whatever the

phone they confiscate I could get pulled

into an investigation and you could get

recharged so I was smart I kept

everybody happy didn't get hold on and

then had an extra phone foret smarts

yeah and I sold soups and you sold soup

like soups how do you get that [ __ ] in

no they have it in commentary well they

have the soups and everything commentary

but they got weed and phones in prison

how do they get because remember I told

you about the fire camps so a lot of

people they throw them over the fence on

the lowlevel yards and or they do drone

drops or the Dr he called me one time

now look when I when staff staff bring

staff police police prison's very

corrupt like the police will come in

they like oh if you guys want to fight

make sure you do it in the beginning of

my tour so I could write the paperwork

just don't kill each other oh they don't

give a [ __ ] they don't give a [ __ ]

they're in the they're in the back of

the office they having sex with each

other you wouldn't think your spouse I

he the Corrections Officers are [ __ ]

in I hear that happens a lot are you

going to think that your spouse is

cheating on you inside an institution no

they're in the back office banging dud

heard eating got their feet up chilling

it's like a hangout it's the easiest pay

they come around like all right guys put

your phones away is it dangerous for

them though

uh honestly in California the the the

correction officers have a lot of

control because they go to prison really

racist in California so they segregate

whites blacks and Mexicans how segregate

how racial like they you mean but like

they organize themselves that way no the

the inmates it's an old school mentality

but the police use it to their advantage

so the second you check in they go who

what race do you roll with you roll

white who asked you that

the inmates the inmates okay okay well

no no the cops do they put they were

like you're white I was like I guess I'm

white and then they they were like all

right you're with the woods and then

they put me in a room full of all these

white crackheads I nobody cool to talk

to and that's crazy so wait which which

part were you a part of I roll with the

whites where were allies with the

Southsiders which is a a gang of the

Mexicans cuz there's actually a northern

which are called Nanos and they roll

with the blacks it's super racist and

super small-minded so like a lot of

people are cool and you know and there's

a lot of hardship that you could see

with people like they have messed up

stories like there are some good people

but mostly people that are in prison did

something to get there but there is some

innocent people a lot of people are in

there they got just got or you got

railroaded like you know me like you

like you think when you go to trial

right it's not

like you could just get on stand and

tell you a story it doesn't work like

that they ask the questions they call

the witnesses they paint the perfect

picture so sometimes they could be like

all right you could say this but you

can't say that we don't want the jwy to

hear that or we don't want them to see

that evidence it's all up to the

discretion of the judge and they

basically like filet your whole story

just of like oh take the plea deal

because like I said business uh prison

is a business yeah you know and would

you like to hear the trajectory of our

relationship as I went from uh drug

dealer to social media uh whatever and

he went to prison so you guys have been

friends from childhood we'll get into

you again cuz I feel like we've been

talking I am I love this story but you

guys are friends since I know Jeff since

he's 13 years old so we grew up in the

same Staten Island New York it's a bunch

of it's a good family orientated place

but it was it was like everybody was

just like praying on each other selling

drugs to each other driving lease cars

living in their parents' basement

hooliganism holism Sopranos yeah yeah

and so did y all get into like crime

together well he's like four or five

what are you four years older than me

like 5 years older so the thing is I

always knew Jeff he was like he he was

like my little homie and he was in the

neighborhood he we all knew Friends cut

everyone's hair and then Jeff moved to

Miami we that's when we like really

started like hanging out and I was yo

I'm going to come visit you in Miami and

then I came to visit Jeff in Miami

remember we're live we're live so I mean

whatever it's so far behind I so far so

good but and Je and then after a couple

times we party in Miami a bunch of times

and Jeff's like I'm living in California

now I'm selling weed I'm like I'm coming

I'm coming to sell weed with you I

needed a a right-and man on the other

side to intercept and just help me with

with everything on the other side so oh

so you guys were in business together

allegedly yeah allegedly allegedly in in

Minecraft yeah yeah so so now yeah so

now uh I get a place at 1600 Vine and

that's where you know all the Viner

start coming and I'm using that as my

trap house did you do that intentionally

knowing that there was no I just started

like it was a nice building I had a

penthouse there we were using it like it

was like a factory like a just like a

conveyor belt of just pounds of weed

coming out packaged up wow and Cody was

loving it out here in La so much that he

just stopped doing all the stuff we

needed to get done in New York and he

was just hanging out in La all the time

we got caught up partying he went down a

real dark path real [ __ ] up on drugs

he was a mess he was real of [ __ ] look

let me tell you something nobody plans

to get addictive addicted I didn't go

out and say oh I'm going to go get

addicted to drugs and alcohol that

wasn't my mentality we were making a

load of money we going out we were

buying tables we were drinking drinking

is a normal in society right it's like

what we do for fun oh let's go watch the

game let's go party and eventually this

constant lifestyle became full-blown I

didn't want to leave it I would go out

and I'm like oh we're going to go here

tomorrow why I would be out he they got

to a point where we were like so just

done with him cuz he was such a maniac

just drinking wake up smoke two blunts

take two ader all snort coke and that

was just more this is me at

27 for real yeah I'm going to send it to

Oscar he looks like he's 50 wait what

the [ __ ] that's what drugs you look like

that's what drugs and alcohol do to you

man wait your hairline is different oh

because I used to have this long man bun

ponytail because we were joking around

Jeff was cutting my hair I did I made

him look like Pablo Esco you did that to

him yeah yeah I thought he just it would

look if we gave him that like

hair doesn't help so I became this real

big character I felt like I was it and I

was just like I was just making poor

decision making you know I wasn't I

thought and then I was listening to look

at you you look like you're [ __ ]

that's 60-year-old creep there so one at

that point we wanted nothing to do with

him we were like all right Cody's like

gone down a bad path it's only matter of

time before he was in jail there was

this Halloween party going on and we all

dressed up as like Mexican gang members

with like the the cholo things and in

from New York like you don't see a lot

of that so it seemed like a costume but

out here it was just like racist it was

like or they actually just thought we

were gang members and they didn't want

to let us in the club but whatever we

get in the club we're avoiding Cody at

all cost he finds out where we're at

shows up to the club comes to our table

starts slamming the bottle as Peach sck

he throws up in his own mouth and then

he chugs it back down with the sck again

drinks back he just such a scumbag that

is next level yeah I was doing like a

lot of adderal Coke Xanax m i you could

have died no I used to go to bed

sleeping with my heart popping out of my

chest that's how he almost died I used

to like get a lot of hallucinating Like

Cocaine cytosis I would CU I had the

cops after me and then I had some Street

enemies after me at the time cuz drug

dealing gets G uh like real deep like

you know but can I finish the Halloween

story yeah so now where uh we're like

all right let's get the [ __ ] out of this

place now Cody's here causing he he

smacked like a bouncer there or

something outside caus the whole scene

we're all looking over like all this

commotion of course it's Cody in the

center of it so like all right let's get

the [ __ ] out of here so we're all going

to leave now Cody's now in the car

somehow he's driving he pulled up

blasted music rap music he's like yo get

in we don't know any better I'm drinking

at the time too we get in we get in the

car right

he crashed that [ __ ] car about 90

seconds after oh no now he starts he

starts running he starts what was the

crash what did you guys crash into he

hit just hit into like a bar crash a

brand new Mercedes GL 550 rental car at

the time I crashed into another car with

a guy and woman I'm like like rear ended

them no full took off the whole

engine they were completely fine but he

decided he decided he knew God thank God

happy I didn't cuz I would be in jail

for the rest of my life and and I would

feel guilty that somebody lost their

life behind decision Mak so

he but now he's in that street just hit

this car he's like [ __ ] it I got to get

out of here we got to run now you yeah

so but the wheel fell off the car we're

missing the there's only three wheels on

the car now Jesus so now the car is

scraping and taking off with one wheel

three wheels on the car the car is like

I'm like yo we're not we got to [ __ ]

stop get like get the pull the car over

let's just deal with this like just run

or something leave the car here cuz he

was drunk he was going to go to jail

anyway so you're like we'll stay you run

he says to me he's like yo I'm too

[ __ ] up Jeff Take the Wheel oh [ __ ]

I'm like yo I'm on probation too you

dumb [ __ ] I this wasn't my idea I'm not

taking the wheel I get out of the car

and now he the cops pull up immediately

they grab him they tell all of us just

get the [ __ ] out of there we all leave

somehow a miracle happens where somebody

gets shot dead about three blocks away

so all cops have to it was a gang

shooting gang shooting gang shooting cuz

on on Halloween night they do gang

initiations where like I guess somebody

I don't I don't know I'm not a gang

member but I have heard stories like

where people have to prove their s and

they have to do

shootings so this person there's a

shooting cops all have to immediately

tend to that DUI whatever this is

priority so they let him go they let you

go the cop the sheriff opens the door

right I'm on the phone with my sister

he's like you got 15 minutes to get

somebody here to pick you up and get the

hell out of here and I was like perfect

I my boy my boy Max at the time came

pick me up and over I thought we were

never going to see him again yeah I

thought he was done there it's not over

it's not over I ended up going to Jeff's

house I was so back you like what the

[ __ ] he comes back to my house but he

left the in the car cuz we we we ran so

he didn't have the house keys so he

couldn't get in the house now okay okay

and and thank God I don't want nothing

to do with him at all you know I'm done

with this guy I've been done with him I

didn't even want him come to the

Halloween party up like that and I hop

in the car with him cuz I'm a little

drunk too I was drinking that's back

when I used to drink too so I I wasn't

perfect myself but now I get home to my

house and the whole fire department's

there in my hallway and everything's

white everything's been doused with fire

extinguishers so I think like some freak

accident happened here I see Cody peek

out from behind the wall like looking

like Albert Einstein with his hair all

white and he's like yo Jeff do they know

what happened like who the like who the

[ __ ] did this [ __ ] I'm like who the [ __ ]

did it you're covered in the white [ __ ]

you SK what happened I spray I was so

excited I got out of the DUI I ran up

and down the hallway with the fire

extinguisher spraying God the Los

Angeles Fire Department came to the

building and stuff you're like the

Tasmanian

bezel just covered in chaos everywhere

chaos chaos that's that's a crazy night

that's just one night and then and then

like about a week later I had a talk

with him we met up at a Starbucks I was

like yo you need to clean your life up

otherwise you're going to end up in jail

for a long time he didn't listen he

ended up in jail for a long time so what

was the what did you get busted for uh

probation violation yeah oh he was

already on probation I was on probation

2 that's time I'm like I'm like taking

the wheel I'm on [ __ ] probation 2

like

so he goes away and then finally like

throughout that time I become a internet

celebrity and he's watching me on the

phone in prison oh yeah and he's calling

me up and he's like he's like yo like

we're all watching your [ __ ] in here

like this is crazy and he's like can you

get a drone and can you can you can you

get a sack and put a sack of phones in a

in a bag and fly it in a drone and can

we fly he's like does Oscar know how to

work drones and I'm I'm like we're not

flying [ __ ] drones in prison for you

bro dude that is awesome but I wonder at

the time I think now the technolog is

better but I feel like it wouldn't be

that risky no we had iPhone 7 in prison

at the time you guys were stacked with

the new [ __ ] stacked with the new things

it was it was incredible it was

mindblowing what's how's the economics

of that work like who pays for like 10

phones cuz that's a lot of money outside

you get your peoples to send like a

PayPal or me it would be me you know

they send it to like a relative or

something but then how does he get you

back cuz give cards money I can put

money on his books or no there's like

it's donation they're just hooking you

up they're just hooking you if they love

you like if people that take care of you

in prison or if you're in the hospital

sick or the real people that love you

okay because that's who you really see

who like really cares about you mhm you

should try it go do a couple sounds kind

of good I mean it doesn't sound too bad

just hanging out what's the how's the

chat uh reacting to all they're saying

uh we got the new Duo right here me and

Cody yeah the new friend ofies that's

the new friend ofies that would be great

for you Cody if you could grab that

Thursday show spot I'm opening the bro I

was talking to AB yesterday I'm like yo

this Show's like watching the Titanic

it's so long that's your show was 3

hours Tian I thought you were saying our

show's like the Titanic no no no no

great show it's a great show it is long

but the thing I was like oh I felt like

I just watched a Titanic I came home and

went to to sleep but it was great it was

did I mean it is that long so three

hours very fond him very nice guy very

good crew very good you guys do a lot of

pre-production and you have a lot of lot

of uh you keep the show moving nicely so

that's what we need to work on yeah I

told Jeff I was like yo we're losers

we're not doing enough look at this

setup we should be yeah well again we've

been in the game for a while yeah and

we've been doing incremental

improvements you know all the time so

yeah you guys are in good shape

inspiring stuff but also we want to do

the main Channel stuff like our

investigator documentaries and the

barber shop there's a lot of other

things that we want to work on too

you've gone full-blown into the podcast

in H3 that's that's your main priority

and I feel like if you want to be

successful at anything you got to be

completely obsessed and dialed in on one

thing and I feel like we're kind of

spreading things out a little too much

right now and especially YouTube just

[ __ ] spitting in my face when I go

and risk my life to try to spread

awareness about fentanyl test bro yeah

Bloods On Your Hands YouTube now they're

going come hit this channel they keep

changing them out It's Not Susan anymore

no she left ripped to the goat damn

Noak see you guys are tight too right

you and me and Susan used to do Shabbat

together no I'm kidding I don't know her

Neil Mohan Neil Neil you [ __ ] killed

people this is there it is did you just

AI that oh my god oh that's awesome oh

that's good you guys do AI photos that's

good that's that would have been nice if

we dropped that on you Cody how that

would have been a good day huh I would

have been the man youve been the keing

to that the hero right hero so way the

people outside of prison would buy them

for you but then you could make a profit

inside prison selling them right you

could sell drugs in prison too yeah but

I mean and you could sell drugs on the

street too because you have it's the

same thing you're just confined so

imagine being in this little cell if

this was a cell hey bro go drop me off

10 pounds of weed right now yeah okay

let's move on let's move let's move on

because uh there's a lot of other

exciting stuff going on in the future

you know we've made a lot of terrible

mistakes in our past but now we are

reformed and honestly Life's a lot

harder out here than in there let's go

let's go back yeah [ __ ] it cuz here you

have responsibility you get stressed you

got bills there you just shower you go

to the yard you go to school you hang

out what what Bill bills like you know

you pay like rent he sleeping like a

beach wh drink look bills I don't pay

rent here I just got here 4 days ago

same [ __ ] did you move here uh no I told

Jeff that I'm so I'm full uh full-time

Nomad yeah so I don't have a permanent

spot no more and my family's from New

York so I bounce around there I bounce

around here when Jeff wants me around if

he doesn't he like oh you're just too

much I'll just go travel the world okay

that's cool well we got a good

understanding he knows that he's too

much sometimes that's good yeah and then

uh I live in hotels wherever you know I

think it's better for me so how do you

you make money uh different way comments

Ecom Ecom yeah yeah he he helps us with

I help people get funding with banks I

help people build small businesses

exotic rentals in Miami collects money

you do all that [ __ ] yeah car leases

real estate yeah what real EST I look I

turned my negative hustle into a

positive hustle I I'm just a hustler

look that's a lot of activity look we

sold pounds of weed Ethan we sold pounds

of weed we could get them maybe a good

price on a on a decent pound of weed

would be like 1,500 bucks in our time

yeah and we would sell them and after

going through all the risk of you know

shipping it there you lose some you take

losses on a box of 10 pounds that's you

know you just lost

$15,000 so we would go through all this

stuff yeah look at that that's that

would be a hit and then also I save a

lot of money no kids no girlfriend no

drugs no alcohol that's good you have a

nice savings yeah so think about how

much people spend on recre recreational

drinking recreational drug use going

outre and if you got a spouse everything

becomes half you could probably buy a

lot of little Croy but listen what I was

trying to what what I was getting at was

our profit margin on the weed was maybe

we would sell that for it wasn't even

100% it was maybe like maybe we get

$2,500 wholesale when we would get all

the pounds of weed there now we sell

hair products and it's a it's basically

the same thing it's legal and we can do

it and promote it publicly and it's just

so much better you know why Amazon it's

just it's that easy well you can

actually sell weed now like that too

but I love the the hair products it's

really goodal you got yeah that was my

goal in life ever since I was a little

kid I knew that like I would I wanted to

make money while I was like a like you

know they say make money while you sleep

it's cutting hair you have to actually

you make money on based on how long you

work how many haircuts you give just

wanted to make a great product have it

out there and just be able to put it in

people's hair like yours and show look

at how great you look today thank you

yeah I had an apartment in Miami I was

living there fulltime for three years

but then I was like what am I paying

$3,000 a month to never be anywhere you

know yeah I rather just live in it's a

lot of money if you don't have to pay

you know Ethan's from you're from New

York originally right no didn't you live

there for I did live there for a year

he's from I'm from SoCal soal I went to

Santa Cruz for college so I lived there

for five years but I was born in Ventura

which is LA County it's count okay yeah

yeah so not like an hour and a half yeah

North so you did one year in New York

and that's when you were going hard with

the skits mess with people on the street

it's the best to mess with people on the

street in New York yeah we had a really

good like creative year that year in New

York yeah and

um I think ultimately though we just

prefer California we went out there uh

to be close to some friends who were

doing YouTube and Ela had a job

opportunity cuz we we weren't

filthy Frank filthy Frank and John Tron

yeah we were real tight with them you

guys still close I loved his stuff like

which one Frank back yeah back when Jo

killing no I haven't talked to him in a

long time really once he I'll be once he

moved to the music thing he kind of

moved to the mus feel like he didn't

want to associate with yeah I have

friends you know it's if I see him we

pick up right where we left off like I

was part of that Rudy manuso and Lily

Pon I've been you know doing all this

stuff for a long time so I get it I know

I know the or I remember when he first

made his move to music I was singing his

Praises on the podcast like uh filthy

Frank he's moved on he's doing all these

great things and he I don't know if he

called me or messaged me he's like hey

bro don't call me don't call me filthy

Frank anymore wow I was like

okay I I get it though he yeah but he's

a big deal now he's really successful in

the music industry

I don't think anybody's really

transitioned from being such like a

maniac online to being a respected

musician no maybe like Eminem started

off like on YouTube no I mean not even

on YouTube but like Eminem was like just

[ __ ] roasting everybody like Britney

Spears and [ __ ] like nobody was safe

with Eminem and then he went more like

serious I guess but no he's yeah it's

pretty amazing he's I think cuz he had

more challenges because of his pigment

of his skin because he was white yeah

yeah he was doubted because it was

supposed tough being white well no it's

not just just in that game you're

talking about in well in ja in Japan

where he grew up he's half white no he's

talking about M talking mem talk this is

what you get roasted for cuz you go on

your phone on a podcast I'm reading the

comments I'm reading the comments I want

to read the comments to try to give

feedback if I read those comments it'll

crush me I'm probably getting destroyed

crush me go on R go on anything you want

I don't care go slander us on it we

don't give a [ __ ] we like it we enjoy it

we look at it when we work out it gives

us more motivation makes us run faster

so you were in New York and what was

after New York I was in New York for a

year we had a really good year a lot of

growth yeah and then we're like well uh

we in that year became like a lot more

financially successful as well so we're

able to move back to

California and uh essentially get a

place in a car which is something we

never were able to do and from there we

were living in uh the valley in in like

Woodland Hills I think aren't the rules

in California different than I mean not

California in New York different than

anywhere else for filming on the street

like you can film on the street and not

have to blur anybody's face I'm pretty

sure like that's why Eric Andre films

all of like you his on the street stuff

in you could film in a courthouse

trial yeah yeah oh no you don't need to

I don't think if you're in public you

need to blur anyone's face anywhere

however I do know that like in LA the

permit laws are a lot stter stter yor

yeah like in New York nobody's going to

be like hey you got a permit and that

happens to us sometimes here in La yeah

nobody nobody cares in New York do

whatever you want but yeah we I mean New

York is just a jungle like you would go

outside anywhere and it was like there

was something to capture I love it I'm

going back there in probably like spring

I'm going to I'm going to bounce back

and forth but um we got take quick uh

yeah family's there it's nice uh real

people real jobs MH you know uh friends

I grew up with uh real life problems you

know not like all my Reddit pissing me

off it's making you know right but um we

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mancate yeah yeah you shave your

nuts not not currently do you what is it

like once every month two months or is

it cuz you lost the manscape

sponsor if they bring it back I'll I'll

keep my nuts real [ __ ] clean there

you go that's my Au yeah if manscape

gives Ethan a deal I will stop getting

Brazilian waxes you know that's

ridiculous you don't do that I was like

[ __ ] tell me you do that I don't no I do

that you Brazilian wax you're it's very

clean as being an athlete it's good

hygiene What for like swimming faster

for running sweat you know sometimes you

wait are you for real I'm so serious

you're waxed I waxed wa did you wax your

butthole too yes yes holy [ __ ] did you

know that KN why would I tell that like

yo Jeff I wax my butthole I don't know

that's pretty interesting what poor

woman does this saying it around 30,000

um first of all I don't like the little

berries and I'm the

dingleberries little berries and the

thing and new thing is when you wax you

don't get skid marks in your underwears

bro we're live different reason I don't

okay you get skid marks from the

dingleberries no just from the hair you

know oh okay yeah that sounds so much

more like you you probably have ingrown

hair problem look let's change the

subject we're live for different re

stuff this is what you like to talk

about on your show like I said I won't

do it no more if they give my boy my boy

that's it we're back we're out

yeah we're out yeah all right so sh and

and when you hook up with someone is are

they surprised when they see that where

will I eat Al oh okay life Al it's kind

of like are you relationship you

probably look like a child down

there with am I a relationship no I am

single I'm not in a relationship I'm

very happy with myself you're single and

waxed I'm single and waxed I'm doing a

lot of work on myself I I really don't

even want to entertain the thought of a

relationship does it hurt does it hurt

really bad sorry I know yeah well what

do you mean they just rip it it's quick

I'm you get used to it you know do you

tip your lady or is it a lady yeah it's

a lady and I tip a bucks and how much is

the the wax is 130 20 150 good and it's

for a month once a month that's so

interesting and how do you I mean do you

feel weird walking in there pulling your

pants down like to it's just business

it's not like I'm trying to hit on her

like oh here like do this I'm like oh

hey hi I have full-blown conversations

like yeah how you I mean they see that

every day

yeah day you worry about getting aroused

in that situation I try and I I I think

of some other stuff to to like holy [ __ ]

stop that from happening would be what

do you think no we're live we're live

you know what I think of you think of I

think about when I used to go hiking

with

Nerf that's really nice who's Nerf Nerf

was buldog it was our our dog pretty

much he actually went to impound and

when Jeff build him out and he's been

around forever osar created an Instagram

he's we had so the guy lived so long

Ethan is a a dog lover himself he has

great dogs dog he just recently lost

Shredder sorry to hear that I met the

puppy yesterday in the studio oh he ate

like a the mic crazy thing I saw that

picture that was funny so Nerf we're

going to have to look for that you're

going have to go through he was the

longest living French bulldog in the

world in the world he broke record 17 oh

wow French bulldogs were supposed to

make it to like 9 10 really he had like

100,000 Instagram followers or something

yeah but that's like you know that

matters what do you mean that matters I

had human beings get jealous of him

before you got jealous of I got jealous

yo Nerf got more followers than me I was

like this is he started clout chasing

Nerf he would wake up in the morning

this 16-year-old dog we had this this

company sent us a backpack it was like

K9 backpacks or something where you

could take your dog on a hike with you

and they could just go cuz he's out of

shape you know their the way their

builds are so he would bring Nerf out

every day like let's [ __ ] do in and

Shar is post a Nerf story like clout

chasing [ __ ] did Nerf like it though

he probably no he was miserable his

bones were turned in this in this

backpack just going up in the heat in a

m every day 16 something was keeping him

alive citizen maybe it was maybe you did

keep him alive well I lost three years

because of prison with him so yeah it

was nice when you came out and you got

to reunite with Nerf was he happy to see

you yeah he remembered and everything we

used to throw so you think about that

that's that's special we used to have so

many parties in like hotel rooms and

like we would destroy the hotel rooms it

was paraphernalia liquor everywhere and

you just see a French Bulldog walk out

of nowhere through all this no collar no

collar like no tags on them we never put

a leash on them we would get them steaks

room service we get them like Ste in

Vegas if we were in Vegas we would get

Nerf for T-bone steak and just let him

just just tear it apart all over the

hotel room dogs are they're here to be

spoiled they they live you know holy

lives for all of us sinners yeah all

right well our babies um should we get

into H Bachelor should we talk Bachelor

I am oh okay because I was thinking you

did H Ethan heartthrob and then I

thought I'm married uh no I'm not saying

we're going to do it for you over here

that' be that'd be pretty funny though

if we like tried to yeah um let's break

your

marriage we've been talking about it

here a lot and well it's a very exciting

um we're launching it on Valentin Val's

day so does that mean we're filming live

on Valentine's Day valent so okay

Valentine's Day we are going to open up

the submissions I think mhm we'll we'll

be doing a live show am I there for that

if you're available okay yeah you have

big plans on Valentine's Day otherwise I

hope not no I'm I'm committed I just

want to know what um like so that'll be

our our launch day we'll come we'll open

the applications we'll tell people what

we're looking for and then the next week

or in two weeks depending on how long it

takes them we'll have our first round of

applicants to go over well and then

we'll bring you back like a season it's

like a multi-episode series it's it's

it's effort you know because we got to

look through tons of resumes we got to

shorten it down to like 20 applicants

and then we're going to bring you in

we're going to review them all together

pick out of the 20 maybe 10 or something

and then we'll start having them call

into the show and see the rapport

okay uh did poke did Pokey

respond [ __ ] you know what she probably

is trying to contact me I'm off Twitter

she's probably relationship cuz she

seemed all like flustered and then she

shut it off like I didn't want to say

anything I don't I don't know but I know

a lot of like twitch people are they

they keep it private so it's possible

that she is I am not saying that from

any I like that even that makes me like

her even more yeah she like said sh

private

yeah Oh I thought you meant like home

wrecker like you're like well no no

that's that see like I love Tana she's

my best friend as a for a woman my best

woman friend um but I just fear that

like if we got in one little fight she

would go on a podcast and just destroy

my life you know that's what I fear

about Tanner cuz she's so open and like

she's honest and funny and I could make

a big mistake and then her audience will

come and kill me yeah that was my Trisha

Dynamic bye-bye manscape by by

everything it's a special relationship T

actually has manscape sponsors which

makes no sense because she's getting

waxed she's not well maybe she's got

girls buying it for their boyfriends so

how how long have you been waxing well I

was actually my old old girlfriend from

2009 told me about it I tried it out and

then I stopped for but I get I get waxes

cuz I get um I have sensitive skin I

can't believe I can't I I can't believe

this is a thing did you ever what do you

you mean this is a thing this is a I I

never thought I never took you as as I

don't know what are you trying to

stereotype me cuz I get waxes it's

hygiene I'm just trimming my stuff wait

what happens if you're in prison cuz you

all shower naked together right or not

like that no would they freak out if

they saw you all waxed up no they

usually shave well you can't get waxes

in prison but you use a razor blade or a

buzzer they could sell you you buy so

everybody's clean everybody has good

hygiene oh no I wouldn't really be

worried about that in prison no I didn't

wax or do anything like that in prison

only out here because I like to keep it

clean you know yeah for sure absolutely

get back I was trying to find love let's

let's move past the wax it please I'll

talk to you about it later that's

there's nothing to talk

about chat Chad says that Pokey likes

your

videos oh yeah yeah that she mentioned

liking your videos wow oh that's

something it's beautiful not a lot of

people share that uh I'm just kidding

what videos like the barber shop ones I

the drug deal she just likes looking at

you drug trafficking

ones I'm messaging her I forgot I have

her phone number no it's okay cuz we're

going to ruin the show if say I honestly

start talking to her like I was thinking

about dming her after the show yesterday

and be like sorry about that or

something like shows can you guys follow

each other no I haven't talked her ever

but I was going to be like

hey the show's caned it's done it's me

and you girl yeah but I was going to say

something stupid for

you I'm surprised you telling me out of

all the celebrities you know nobody ever

told you about this I know I know people

do it no people have told me yeah a lot

of women but why is it weird because

I've been to the big house and I do it

like what I didn't choose to go there it

wasn't by choice I got kidnapped but you

are choosing to wax I'm choosing the wax

but I will stop if manscape gives Ethan

a tail okay found out okay okay Ethan

okay Ethan Ethan I asked him we don't

have that sound bite right let's get it

right now suspended it from the studio

it was a little delay where I was just

like I'm done with debating this guy

okay Ethan like I'm not going to win

this no matter what that that was me

basically saying like you win yeah I

know I know it was a but it was it was a

special moment yeah I'm done with this

I'm

[ __ ] so anyway I'm super excited for

the bachelor and frankly um I can I

think you are as well that I think is is

great I'm excited to do some uh to do a

project with you yeah a crossover

project yeah yeah it's going be good cuz

uh you guys do a great job you had a

great team behind you you're fun to work

with and you too we have good rapport

yeah yeah and like the shows you've done

you and Hassan had a great thing going

that ended recently though right was

that because of disagreements on some

political topics let's do a cheers

cheers to my Dogs new friendships

Brothers connections Beginnings yeah I'm

connected now you are you got a backup

plan things don't work out here you

could go [ __ ] chase people down for

uh H3 I'll go burn a barbecue on fire on

H3 show if I needed to make money hell

yeah I'll be a professional you're

talking about we did yesterday yeah what

we did yesterday barbecue some water

bottles yeah that's it got his felonies

expunged you know we're good guys we're

good guys clean wreck now

we got three free strikes baby what are

we going to use them on yeah I'm not

using mine no more I'm going the right

way yeah but um no I'm I'm more excited

to know that it's a that it's going to

be a multi- episode thing it's kind of

like we got our own little Series going

it will it be weekly uh it dep it

depends I guess just how much time we

need I think weekly is ideal however it

just depends how much we can accomplish

yeah in between and what we need to do

it's a lot of moving Parts cuz Oscar and

Kyle they're very excited to get on it

we were talking about doing like our own

version where we all live in a house

together we select the top girls they

move out we do sort of like a bachelor

style show but like like in our way of

like stupid funny [ __ ] you guys

wanted to do that that's a that's very

complicated yeah that's a big project

it's completely different than what we

were talking about but now we have like

your submissions and my submissions so

I'm down to combine them all yeah and we

can use your show to obviously the goal

is to find the one mhm but say find like

two that I can't decide on mhm then

maybe we do that like spin-off oo you

know and we go big budget make them try

make him fight for it that maybe even a

fight like a like a celebrity boxman I

wouldn't do that to my my I wouldn't

want to put that make him fight just put

him in the ring do a do a race whoever's

faster oh like a 400 meter race on a

track yeah that one of your questions

could be like I go to prison for

whatever I didn't do it I'm innocent but

I'm in prison and I call you one day and

I says baby I need you to drone in 40

iPhones do you do it yeah if she does

she's a real one right cuz you're

innocent you didn't kill anybody it just

a wrongful conviction yeah because uh

usually when guys you don't lose your

girl you just lose your

turn don't lose you lose your turn

because now like somebody else is going

somebody else is going to be with your

girl on the outside you know lose your

yeah you lose your

turn it's interes I don't think

anybody's going to wait around for you

to get out it's just not realistic I

mean I I tend to agree and I was talking

to you yesterday yesterday about your

your relationship cuz she thought he was

going away for 10 years you think though

maybe she should have waited a little

longer yeah it happened right was mon I

don't think she was sad she didn't even

come visit me he he did he came and

visit me

I was like I don't want to see you bro

like I didn't time you're wasting my

visits this could have been my mother

coming in you get a limited visits and I

was like yeah I felt bad I was like damn

Jeff got arrested I was like we got to

go see him that's a good dude I know the

feeling yeah of wanting to visit wanting

to get out that cell and I couldn't go

visit him cuz you can't visit someone in

jail if you have a felony California so

damn the felons really I wasn't able Vis

him but I was able to pick him up that

was fun it disqualifies you from call so

now that you guys are expunged can you

can you vote I don't have to it's it's

it's yeah I could vote every you can

vote yeah yeah got V you guys are back I

need to learn stuff I need to learn

about politics cuz I I vote I can carry

a firearm but I'm not going to get that

um I can do a lot of things now I'm I'm

just like you we're back we're normal we

we're equal we're equal absolutely W

yeah yeah we got a lot of lot of

opportunities have you have you guys

voted ever no I'm going to

vote um I who are you voting for I'm not

getting into Politics on this stuff man

no we got to make it no rose means Trump

by the way it's going to be a golden

Barber poll or will you accept my poll

oh

damn oh you would make a good Bachelor

for the real show we'll Crush that [ __ ]

like like entertainment wise the way we

do it with our no rules and just gorilla

style AG we're going to make a much

better product for sure I'm a fan of the

bachelor by the way the way I don't

phenomenal I think I'm going to be on

the show too the golden Bachelor is

amazing are you for real yeah what put

your appliation you mean for mine or

theirs no we're going to create our own

Bachelor show okay yeah are we he's wax

ladies I don't know you told me

something in February was going down

we're going to rent the house we're

going to just do applications I don't

maybe you lie to me no it was I was just

telling you we were doing for my myself

you be around you be a part of it maybe

you just placed that in my heart just to

tell me that you know maybe you just

wanted me what you think it do you want

to be a bachelor

um I don't know okay did you think it

was like that uh like that Vinnie and

Paulie D like uh double shot at love

like that I just thought it was going to

be a good entertainment show that's it

we don't know what we're doing we're

just yeah we're figuring out as we go if

not I'll just go to China again I don't

care dud by the way that's sick that you

did that yeah the great w of China I'm

I'll send Oscar the picture Let's Get It

Up did you make any friends there or was

it too hard yeah I make friends

everywhere cuz I'm actually a

professional sky diver I don't know if

you knew this about me I didn't so yeah

I Skydive for a living so I got into

skydiving and I have friends all over

what do you mean for a living well it's

like a passion for me but you don't make

money doing it well you can if you work

inside the sport but I don't work inside

the sport doing like tandem jumps like

you you you could do tandems you could

coach people I would not want you tandem

in me you know one time he jumped out of

the plane cuz he's a big guy he's a

little he's bigger for a skydiver you

know probably the biggest sky diver out

there is that right they're usually more

yeah um you can't do a tandem if you're

more than 240 lbs how much you you got

be close I'm 234 but it's not a tandem

I'm a solo jumper I have my own

parachute so there's no weight limit for

that but one time there's a little hacky

sack thing that you pull to pull the

shoot yeah so one time he jumped out of

the plane and he's so like clumsy that

his thing hit the doorway out so his

shoe pulled right in yeah so there's all

right so you so there's a pin that holds

the SC like it's called a dag with the

parachutes in so my flap came down and

hit the door so my parachute came out

without me cuz usually you have a pilot

you throw it into the wind it opens it

up nicely so I was tumbling to the earth

I was like oh it was my first cutway I

was like oh my God I tried to open it I

opened it up it was a mess and then just

if I got hooked into the propellers of

the plane or something so many bad

things going to happen with that it

could have

wrapped well I cut away you know you

can't hesitate because you got to

remember you're you're losing altitude

fast so you got you you know you got to

save yourself so he'll take you he'll

take you on a jump Ethan so cutaway

handle if anybody is ever in a situation

with skydiving so you have a right side

cutaway handle and then your left side

you pull which your reserve comes out so

it's the backup yeah you bailed and it

worked it worked it's like a quick thing

if it didn't I wouldn't be here talking

to you I'd be gone and was it terrifying

yes did you take a break from skydiving

after that you didn't care no I didn't

care right back up and you've done it

you've done other um cuts since then my

second I had two cutaways but they were

in like the beginning of my

career and uh the second one you have

steering toggles so I open up at 2500

feet and my left steering toggle was

gone and I had to cut away cuz I

couldn't control the C no more was it

also terrifying or did you feel more

confident that time uh I was a little

bit terrified because I was already low

oh [ __ ] and then I opened up and then I

landed yeah when you see that Earth

getting closer and closer to you it's it

gets gets scary yeah CU you know it's do

a die but but it it is a pretty

extensive like course they they put you

through a lot of schooling I I did the

whole I got license and it it was a lot

of training and stuff even when you cut

away there's this like metal thing that

you cut you're not even supposed to drop

it because the safety of the people on

the ground so when you cut away you hold

on to that metal piece you can't let

anything

drop the Wall of China that's sick all

right cool let's move on to uh by the

way just so you know I have to leave at

3: cuz I need to go [ __ ] in a box okay

uh what do you mean Co what do you mean

what do I mean that's cool you have the

[ __ ] in a box for what I have to do a a

feal exam is that cuz your your age you

turnning no it's because I've been

having weird blood work and stuff and I

know it's it's

not I was more concerned about it it's

something I've been dealing with for a

while but you're not even 40 yet though

right 30 I'm 38 I'm you're younger than

Mike that's that's the craziest thing I

love that I love that cuz you're just so

the way you live your life Mike's 39 old

ass [ __ ] loser yeah just the way like

oh my

God boyfriend what you guys are doing in

life just completely different well he's

like single doing the bachelor [ __ ] I'm

about to have my third my third baby

wow yeah I'm like you know I that's the

life for me you know what I mean it's

kind always been like that but anyway I

got I had weird respect life thank you

yeah it is it is to be there for your

family and be a parent it's nice though

like at the other hand like I understand

how how fun and nice it is like I've

never been single and successful yeah

like I can imagine that that would be

fun as well yeah but at least you have

real authentic love because you don't

want to be single and people using you

yeah that's the one thing that I I kind

of fear like I I'm single and successful

but it's a different anxiety yeah I

don't know what people want out of me

and your girl came up with you right

yeah y day one bro match made in heaven

bro she was with you from the beginning

we made the channel together3 that's

hila and

Ethan you know mhm yeah I never dated I

was always a broke [ __ ] loser like in

my dating life and then that's love she

loves you when you're a broke loser for

sure that's real love [ __ ] that is real

she didn't love you when you were rich

and successful hell no yeah well she

loves yet she still loves me yeah back

then

no did she like the haircut she likes it

yeah I

think we both agreed it's a little long

on the top which is the style yeah but I

feel like it makes my head look so

oblong well we want it to thin it thins

out your face however are you saying I

have a puff well you know you know

what's the best thing about hair cuz I

used to have long hair too and you have

nice really good hair um you could

always cut it and it grows back it does

so if you don't like it you could just

see all right I'll say this the I love

the sides yeah which is I mean that's

where you cut it well I didn't cut the

top so the sides are great I I I would

do this regularly the sides and just

bring it down a little bit month segment

we'll do it uh the weatherman here he

prepared a segment we want make sure to

not show that on screen yet um but for

everyone else pull out your phone me

have you guys ever done a cahoot mm I

don't know what that is so I'm a little

bit younger than download an app or

something NOP just go to cahoot do

it.com on Safari sorry sorry just

cahoot.com spell that yeah spell it uh k

a i was already wrong with a c o o t TV

it cahoot

yeah so this is like they would do like

in school uh tests and stuff don't say

this game pin on the screen out loud

Brian I don't do free brand

deals um yeah so gamein this isn't a

brand deal wait what the [ __ ] I'm doing

a little quiz for you guys the seven

digigit number on the TV okay wait don't

say it out loud play so that up there

you see that okay I got it enter that

game pin and why is this so people

don't

[Music]

and then you can just put in your

nickname and it'll say Cody's going to

put it on I'm just King

it

753

2730 person in

there okay hold on

nickname I'm in can you click on the the

player

account okay Logan Paul I'll be Logan

Logan Paul Ethan it's just me oh I'm in

I'm in all right cuz I scanned it you

can now hit the next screen uh Oscar so

we're going to play a game called who

done it okay okay um this is influencers

and what crimes they've committed and

been arrested for oh I should be good at

this should be good at this so you'll

also get more points the quicker you

answer what did fousy tube get arrested

for we've got assault vandalism self

arrest DUI o oh uh looks like I think

assault assault yeah wait wait wait wait

wait you didn't assault anybody we play

the game right yeah you play the game oh

I guess we should you pick you pick you

see the answers right there and then you

just pick which one you want I don't

think he maybe he assaulted somebody ran

[ __ ] I ran out of time it's time so you

get 20 seconds so self arrest was the

correct that's what I was that's what I

put we'll give it to you [ __ ] give me

that I thought he beat somebody up and

ran to the whole room didn't do anything

he called the police on himself didn't

he hit a woman in the face like on a

show never got arrested for oh yeah yeah

yeah that that right he wasn't charged

for that next oh man so the scoreboard

we're not going to count mine just cuz I

made it uhoh someone's in here oh you

guys in the bathroom what did Jake Paul

do to get arrested oh he went in that

mall trespassing an unlawful assembly

drug possession disturbing the piece or

inciting a riot I fil this

video you filed that video yeah I filmed

that video that's a fake arrest it's a

fake cop that was an actor that we hired

was it dicey out there in the mall uh oh

I just I was going to oh yes all right

trespassing an unlawful assembly was

correct let's see the scoreboard now

[Music]

nice and they found all those BB guns in

his house too that one time we're not

counting me so Cody's in the lead Ethan

is tied or he's second at 756 so you get

more points the quicker quicker what did

Tana do to get arrested damn T got

arrest oh identity theft harassment

underage drinking or fraud oh my phone

uh I don't I think she's done harassment

but I don't think she's got arrested for

it I think it's underage drink I think

it was probably underage yeah I took a

stab in the dark underage cocaine doing

or something she probably got some wild

[ __ ] she did back then in Vegas underage

drinking was the correct answer did she

what at Coachella oh I know at Coachella

undercover cops oh my God right now Cody

is still on the lead Ethan is second

crushing it all this is influence you

should be killing it I should have got

the first one what did the stroke twins

do to get arrested I know you guys

probably won't know them I know these

[ __ ] Knuckleheads they got too high

and called the cops self arrest fake

bank robbery prank fake fake dead body

prank or identity theft and trespassing

for a concert I think I got that I know

who these Knuckleheads are I think I

even made a video about him oh really I

think I did see you talking about that I

know fake bank robbery prank yeah that

was insane those guys are nuts idiots

idiots just rob a bank for real eth is

now in the lead at least you get the

money absolutely insane Logan Paul is

second and ligma is third Lima what did

Jeff Whit do to get arrested now this

one's going to be a little bit tricky

counterfeiting assault drug manufacturer

and cultivation or drug trafficking and

distribution that's a sick that's your

mug shot eh yeah

nice what I was mad how old were you

21 21 that's when I was facing life so I

was pissed drug trafficking and distribu

mad there was the correct answer I know

my boys I know my

crimes Ethan is now in the league of

course he's gonna win this game this is

my Jeff is second

six of eight what did Bryce Hall do to

get arrested I know I know I know I know

I know disturbing the piece drug

possession aggravated assault or drug

trafficking and distribution he wasn't

trafficking he was

just he was just he's a nice dude I met

he came on our show PR is the best he's

and he's always down he'll show up

always if you ask him to come through

he's there we actually had a we had a

good uh episode together that doesn't

stop him from being a no good drug he

was drug possession oh my god oh no what

you put aggravated assault me too cuz he

got he's gotten fights in Las Vegas with

people don't think he's been arrested I

don't think he got caught I think he

just filmed it and posted it so what

drugs was he in possession weed in Texas

oh I didn't even hear about that wait I

thought that was uh the other one it was

both of them they both got caught for it

like the the one of the other like

Taylor yeah yeah is that the game uh

there's two

more keep it going all right let's see

who's in the lead

Jeff is now in the lead and he's got the

hot thing next to him meaning he's on

AEK of five I'm on fire what did vital I

know this I know this I know be careful

aggravated battery aggravated assault

moneya laundering or DUI I know everyone

knows but there's a big difference

between battery and assault I don't know

what's the difference between battery

and assault uh that's the game damn that

is I mean

assault he he ass's wor yeah he

assaulted

but B okay oh batter's

worse I did assault battery is worse yes

battery is worse he got charged with a

guy read the whole the whole law book

six years of read wor aggravated battery

is worse than aggravated assault

aggravated assault can just be

threatening yeah Oh I thought battery it

sounds like it should be right so when

you hit someone it becomes battery yeah

oh cuz you could have you could uh it's

you could assault someone by throwing

something at them what if you throw a

battery at someone it's a batter assault

with battery that's assault with a

deadly weapon yeah last

one what did Cody do to get

arrested arson fraud drug possession gun

charge oh can do all the above Let's do

let's do the first time old the above I

got I got my own [ __ ] wrong I I I know I

know which this a trick question this is

the first time the gun

charge I did it was a gun charge I did

gun charge cuz that was your first big

arrest what do you have on you you know

the story can I tell you can I tell can

I tell the story let me tell you the

story hold on oh wa third place

Ethan ah Ethan I thought better Cody

yeah and that means first

place LP yeah my dream Paul we love you

yeah I finally get to be Logan

kind of [ __ ] is this I got my own [ __ ]

wrong um listen so you want to hear the

Dr the gun story and then you can

go hear he was young in sat Island he

was driving a car had a bunch of drugs

on him got caught he got pulled over

they found him asleep at a red light you

know he was back he was taking Xanax or

some [ __ ] had a bunch on him selling him

doing everything falls asleep at a red

light cops pull him over he's like all

right look you guys got me you know you

found all these drugs but he remembered

in his head when he was in the precinct

last time there was like that cash for

guns in New York they reward people if

you return a firearm MH so he thought

that it would be a good idea like let me

negotiate with these cops like hey I

know you guys are looking for guns MH I

happen to have a gun at my house I'll

give you the gun if you guys you know

let this go away so the cops are like

yeah sure you idiot yeah

sure and I try to manipulate law

enforcement to my benefit gigging away I

was like oh you could just go plant it

on somebody else or do something with it

oh you got you guys were tight they

turned around and charged it on me so he

takes it to they follow to his house he

was it illegally owned no it was stolen

oh that's even worse and then they

charge me for ammunition and Firearms so

how did you get the gun I I don't want

to say a bullet Jam didn't it to right

was there bullet Jam yeah it was a

bullet but the thing is it was a gun

that you you didn't buy it from a gun

shop no it was from the it was from the

streets

number was ghost gun Vin scratched off

yeah but that's what they're looking for

the cops at the time but it just that

situation wasn't the best negotiation

you know so did well were they going to

charge you with anything before that

yeah the possession of the but I should

have just took it because it was so low

level there was like possession of Xanax

and possession of weed you got

possession and then I got the firearm

because now I try to manipulate he tried

to be a good guy and look what happens

no I was manipulating you know the word

manipulating I looking to advantage of

the system for my

own getting out of trouble he's he's

knows now and I got burnt yeah that's it

all right so but wouldn't you also get a

DUI if you're like at a red light passed

out um Jeff Jeff didn't tell the story

right you told me that I was on the

wrong side of the road cuz like uh I

pulled up to the store and I ran into

the store real quick and I lived in like

at the time I lived in a a high profile

p trolling neighborhood because it was

filled with minorities so we had a lot

of police activity so like oh you

[ __ ] you parked on the other side of

the road you're ran in a store and then

they pulled me over and then you know

back then cops didn't have body cameras

narcotics in New York were tough to deal

with cuz you wouldn't you would know

they were the police because they would

be all Caucasian or like similar like

Hispanic or even sometimes it would be

africanamerican and you would just see

like all the reacon you would see like

wristbands that would color but you

wouldn't see Badges and you would just

see a gun and you would hear radios and

they like shut the [ __ ] up and then

they'll just beat the hell out of you

and you know and when they found stuff

on you you know you were going to jail

for weed in New York City it wasn't

legal you were doing an overnighter yeah

and then you were getting a desk

appearance ticket and coming back and I

got so many possessions of marijuana on

my record so the gun really is what got

you bust the gun yeah yeah and they

ended up had to go to freaking reich's

Island for 30 days holy did it to

himself because they were like oh give

you one year probation and I had to go

to reich's Island I was like bro I'm not

taking the probation I'll take the 30

days in jail I hope this live episode

went well you know I I feel like we dove

into bro I think the best part of the

episode is getting my boy co over here

dud that was legendary nice that was

[ __ ] awesome look these live shows

could be fun we could do them

potentially I had a lot of fun doing it

we'll be more prepared next time we'll

have the cokes ready the if I have five

bucks I'll give you 250 out of it my

dude so you could go to the store too

and get a thank you bro we had the

perfect guest for our first live you

guys did good yall did really good I

love the ambient music that's one of my

favorite things and you you you played

really good

uh ambient music there I find that that

makes such a big difference yeah and the

listening experience it's really you

guys have good stuff back there on the

on the sound means a lot coming from you

Ethan the best in the biz all right

there you have it Oscar keep your eye in

the audio okay don't [ __ ] actually I

think it works I think it's better too

that we go live cuz Oscar won't lose the

footage lose it it's out yeah that's

true that's another thing you mean

really you can't and maybe sometimes

that's bad but just saying the footage

was there it was just corrupted it got

corrupted yeah yeah let's it's corrupted

like passed it it's corrupted like

prison but I don't think we got in

trouble I don't think we said anything

what the chat's all good were they

liking the episode yeah they're saying

they want Cody as a bachelor too oh yes

yeah I'm just happy that wasn't I'll be

happy if Pokey DMS me back or texted her

let see if she respond no I think I

think uh let's let's take the show

serious let's actually cuz a lot of

girls worked hard and took time to

submit and no we are I totally fair if I

listen for me nothing's more serious

than finding you love a I appreciate

that it means a lot nothing

wow but if she's interested I'll make

sure she's part of it but something

tells me but how are we she might have

some and again I'm not speak I'm not

speaking that's fine I don't even know

her I just thought like I saw a few

Clips I thought she was cute and said

some nice things about me so that's all

it takes that's no that's enough yeah

you know if I if someone's cute and says

nice things about me if I'm single it's

like oh she's definitely into me yeah

yeah but you that's the beauty of the

deluded you have to be like delusional a

little bit you're not because because

it's usually true in your case I'd say

but in my case with a guy that looks

like me you have to almost

be you have to uh dilute yourself into

thinking that this these women are

they're into you don't sell yourself

short I think you your your

transformation but that works you look

younger than Oliver tree right now well

he's a [ __ ] degenerate loser piece of

[ __ ] yeah not surprised by that you're

looking better than ever confidence

should be up there sell yourself should

I like this look on you I like that

sponsored by coch zero

will you accept this poll my poll will

you accept my poll I don't know if and

it's got to be golden the poll I mean

you know it's not going to be just a

it's going to look like a trophy like

the steamies that I keep very close

who's cre out of frame oh yeah greatest

Redemption Arc I mean that's fantastic

yeah I'm very proud of that it's a great

one who did who's doing the

photoshopping back there uh someone out

of the office Dave M oh that's cool nice

we're trying to grow the team it's good

hopefully be uh on the level of you know

the H3 show cuz that's a huge

inspiration me you guys are

great just as close not but not surpass

we're not looking at surp no no

surpassing no no no no no no no no

that's not what we're trying to do but

thank yeah so I have to [ __ ] in the box

cuz um that I they thought I might have

some kind of autoimmune thing I thought

I might have Lupus that's what I'm going

to go do right now I hope you're not in

trouble like trying to smuggle drugs

through US Customs and then making you

[ __ ] in a box to go through do they make

they make you [ __ ] what if you don't

have to [ __ ] if you have Customs if

you're coming through oh you're going to

they're going to confine you for 72

hours and put you in a room you never

seen it on the when you get put in the

system they they make you squat naked

they make they make you squat naked in a

room and cough and they look they're

staring in your [ __ ] and then they

got the water to flush it to pick it out

the Contra band for real that's the

worst job ever that's a bad job that

sucks did that guy get paid oh man not

enough [ __ ] hey so no that I'm that's

not what I'll be doing okay I I just was

trying to prepare I appreciate that so

nothing's going in it's not like the

when you turn 40 and you have to get the

exam actually you know what um I learned

recently through doing all this doctor

stuff they don't they no longer do

prostate exams with the finger for col

colonoscopies no colonoscopy that's a

different thing the prostate exams when

they put the finger in and feel around

oh okay and that's 40 that's like like

you have to start doing it at 40 it's

recommended you do it every year yeah

I'm but I'm saying they don't do that

anymore they do a blood test now and

they can determine with greater accuracy

so you don't need to do the but hole in

the finger thing cuz I was hoping I got

clipped before I turned 40 I was

dreading that like somebody just [ __ ]

come take me out but then that's the

next step is that make you poop in a box

blood stuff no so I had some elevated

Valu that are sugges of autoimmune so I

did a fecal test like a month ago and

there was some elevated level so I'm

going back today to take a dump in a

[ __ ] box and then they give you a

scooper stick you scoop a little chunk

out and put it in a cup like a cup yeah

and then you got to walk you got to walk

in shame back oh if you can't go do you

are you like holding it in I'm good you

leave take a morning no I'm I'm on the

edge oh damn your edging poop right

now prairie dogging oh we got to let you

go no it's okay but but so if it comes

back positive again I then I have to do

a colonoscopy oh damn do you leave the

scooper or do you bring the scooper and

the thing back with you so you you bring

it all back you put it all in a big

trash bag okay and then you have the the

[ __ ] and like a little baggie and you

got to walk back with like that big [ __ ]

and the last pass nurses and everything

you're like humiliating and then I

brought it back last time and so the bag

with all the nasty [ __ ] trash I tied it

up like a doggy like a dog [ __ ] bag yeah

it's just really big dog [ __ ] bag and

then I put it in the trash can but the

trash can was real thin and when I

closed it there was still air in the bag

and it wouldn't close so somebody was

going to have to poke a hole in that to

close the trash can do do you have like

foods you can and can't eat like to like

do they want one solid peace no that

just a normal like what but you can't

like have diarrhea I don't think it

matters you just got a scoop SC a scoop

do they say like no corn don't scoop any

like they didn't tell no they didn't say

no corn they say nothing like that it's

part of getting old it is right when day

you going to have to do this I I have to

do it early I'm going to have to do it

now because now I we're the same age I'm

37 now damn this guy's ahead of me if

he's doing this I need to be do well you

know since I since I have the boys I

really am taking my health a lot more

seriously for sure you want to be a

young healthy active Dad yeah yeah and

now you got now you got us too anybody

ever [ __ ] with you thank you I'll blast

him in the head with a Coke Zero that's

what the [ __ ] I'm talking about I'll get

a glass one too so I think you I think

you up it I think you start really

starting more beefs now get us involved

I feel safer you don't even use that

word safe you're fully protected you're

made yeah yeah you're under under one of

us so start whoever you want to start

with fck and then if they got a problem

I'll put my number publicly call me yeah

I love that we got three three strikes

go all out we got we got two strikes two

strikes to waste can you get expunged

again doesn't even matter don't worry

about

that problem I got to be honest it seems

like a a

loophole the EXP we got two free crimes

between the both of us that's four free

crimes worry about it good that's my

thing thank you bro cuz um you know yep

yeah thank you bro I'm not old hey

officer what about if I give you this

gun maybe take a little time off you

know yeah what is that tell you about me

that's that's that's pretty pretty it

means we're [ __ ] stupid we're crazy

we're nuts we'll [ __ ] go to any

extent you hear that haters yeah you

hear that you're watching ahe put on

rdit put that on Reddit he go Reddit

what about you you going to get in there

too or no I was just picturing this

would be a fun movie if like you were

like the evil boss and then

like no this is reality the two is not a

movie Evil boss doers you just you got

the low like I'll do whatever you need

you got whatever you want boss I will do

whatever you want yeah I like that I

like that no that was just an offering

it's like a friendly gesture like you

know you have a few favors with us you

got a Godfather and

impression no cuz it's offensive you

know if I do it it's like corny if I if

I up the New York accent it just sounds

like I don't really have a god follow

like this yeah it's more

about we just like we grew up in that so

iophobia if I just put on too much if I

try to sound like in New Yorker it's

just cheesy you I just I feel like I'm

just an

animal we want to do we want to do other

accents yeah we want to be like cartel

members and [ __ ] you know like a gorilla

yeah like like a wild

baboon thank you for coming and paying

me this respects toight yeah you got to

keep the Godfather music going let it

get yeah let let him have it thank you

for coming and paying your respects to

me today you boys mean the world to me

and I appreciate the

respect as a token of Mye appreciation

Che cheers brother C zero you got me a

Coke Zero Coke day of my

ready he brought me a CL

Z people don't usually show me so much

respect good job boys I'm proud of you

you did good on our nice job guys well

done

everybody all right I'll I'll I'll tell

you guys how it goes all right I'll send

you

photos about it with us now

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