Adele Full Interview on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show'

Summary

En este animado y emotivo guión de video, Adele, la aclamada cantante, comparte un momento especial con su audiencia en un programa de televisión. Ella conversa con la anfitriona sobre su inesperada interpretación en un show previo, que resultó en un incidente técnico pero que Adele valoró positivamente. La conversación abarca su carrera, los desafíos de la fama, su amor por la limpieza y cómo maneja la vida en el camino. Adele también muestra su lado humano y humorístico, especialmente durante un juego divertido y una interacción con un fan. El guión es un reflejo de la conexión genuina entre el artista y sus fans, así como de su capacidad para mantenerse auténtica y cercana a su público a pesar del éxito mundial.

Takeaways

• 🎤 Adele fue invitada a cantar de manera imprevista para abrir el show, lo cual aceptó y resultó hermoso.
• 😂 Durante la grabación, ocurrió un incidente con los micrófonos que cayeron sobre los alambres del piano, causando un ruido indeseado.
• 👏 Adele expresó que, a pesar de los problemas técnicos, sintió que su actuación fue bien recibida.
• 🗣 Ella compartió que la fama hace que a veces tenga que ser cautelosa y que se siente mirada cuando entra en una habitación.
• 🏠 Habló sobre su período como madre, su deseo de privacidad y la importancia de no convertirse en un recluso.
• 👶 Mencionó que su hijo está disfrutando de su tiempo en el trabajo de ella, visitando lugares como el museo de Batman y la estación de bomberos.
• 🎶 Adele admitió que aún se siente nerviosa antes de sus actuaciones, más ahora que antes, debido a la presión de su éxito.
• 🎉 Ella ganó el juego de “Five Second Rule” al nombrar tres formas de curar un resaca en apenas cinco segundos.
• 🎁 Recibió regalos de Ellen, incluyendo una maleta para viajar y una “jetito” para su hijo, Angelo.
• 🤣 Participó en un segmento humorístico donde simuló ser una cliente difícil en Jamba Juice, pidiendo una bebida de gran tamaño en una copa pequeña.
• 💰 Adele bromeó sobre no pagar por su pedido en Jamba Juice, sugiriendo que Ellen DeGeneres debería hacerlo como parte de su show.

Q & A

¿Quién fue la invitada de honor en el programa de Ellen?

La invitada de honor fue Adele, la cantante británica.

¿Por qué no hubo un monólogo planeado por Ellen?

Ellen no realizó su monólogo planeado porque Adele decidió cantar en el ensayo y no había planificado eso.

¿Qué sucedió durante la grabación de la canción en el Grammy?

Durante la grabación, los micrófonos cayeron sobre los alambres del piano, lo que causó un ruido en la actuación.

¿Cómo reaccionó Adele al incidente del micrófono en el Grammy?

Adele admitió que escuchó el ruido inmediatamente y quería levantar el micrófono, pero se congeló en el momento.

¿Cómo se sintió Adele después del incidente?

Adele se sintió muy avergonzada y lloró casi todo el día después del incidente.

¿Cuántas veces ha ganado Adele premios como premios Grammy, Oscar, Golden Globe y otros?

Adele ha ganado 10 premios Grammy, 1 Oscar, 1 Golden Globe, 13 premios Billboard y 4 premios American Music Awards.

¿Qué desafíos enfrenta Adele con su fama?

Adele menciona que uno de los desafíos es tener que ser más reservada y que a veces la gente se calla cuando ella entra en una habitación, incluso si no está hablando con ellos.

¿Cómo describe Adele su experiencia en Disneyland?

Adele experimentó emociones fuertes en Disneyland, especialmente al recordar a su abuelo que quería llevarla allí y que falleció antes de poder hacerlo.

¿Qué regalos le dio Ellen a Adele?

Ellen le regaló a Adele una maleta para llevar en el camino y un avión en miniatura para su hijo, Angelo.

¿Por qué Adele disfruta la limpieza?

Adele disfruta la limpieza porque le gusta la sensación de hacer algo y tener un logro tangible al final.

¿Cómo se siente Adele acerca de sus actuaciones en vivo?

Adele admite que aún le da ansiedad subirse al escenario, y que siente más presión ahora que es más exitosa.

Outlines

00:00

🎤 Reanudación de un show con Adele

El primer párrafo comienza con una cálida bienvenida a Adele, seguida de una conversación entre la anfitriona y la cantante sobre un incidente inesperado que ocurrió durante su presentación. Adele comparte sus sentimientos sobre el incidente, incluyendo su reacción inmediata y sus emociones después del evento. Además, se discute un cambio de plan para el show y se destaca la generosidad de Adele al abrir el espectáculo con una actuación inesperada. La conversación también incluye un intercambio de afecto entre la audiencia y Adele, y una reflexión sobre un malentendido que ocurrió durante su actuación en los Grammy.

05:01

🏆 Logros y desafíos de la fama

En el segundo párrafo, la conversación se desplaza hacia los logros de Adele, quien ha ganado múltiples premios y ha vendido más de 50 millones de álbumes. Adele reflexiona sobre los cambios en su vida debido a la fama, destacando la necesidad de ser cautelosa y el impacto en su forma de ser y comunicarse. Habla sobre su período de aislamiento después de tener a su hijo y cómo una conversación con un músico le ayudó a superar esa fase. Además, se menciona la experiencia de su hijo en el evento y su desarrollo musical incipiente.

10:01

🎉 Preparación para una gira y un intercambio cómico

El tercer párrafo se enfoca en los planes de gira de Adele, con más de 105 ciudades en su itinerario. Aunque no le gusta viajar y se siente presionada por el éxito, está emocionada por incluir a su familia en el tour. La anfitriona le pide grabar un mensaje de voz para su teléfono, lo que lleva a un intercambio humorístico y musical, donde Adele canta una versión abreviada de 'Hello'. La interacción muestra la química entre las dos y el talento vocal de Adele.

15:02

🧼 Adele y su amor por la limpieza

El cuarto párrafo explora el peculiar interés de Adele por la limpieza, compartiendo su rutina diaria de higiene y su preferencia por productos desinfectantes. La anfitriona regala a Adele un equipaje de limpieza y una 'avión privado' para su hijo, Angelo, para que viaje en privacidad. La conversación es un homenaje al sentido del humor y a los intereses personales de Adele, mostrando su lado más humano y cercano.

20:03

🎮 Juego y payasadas con la audiencia

En el último párrafo, Adele participa en un juego llamado 'Five Second Rule', donde debe nombrar tres elementos en una categoría en cinco segundos. El juego es un momento de diversión y competencia, donde Adele y la anfitriona se turnan respondiendo a desafíos variados. La interacción culmina con una actuación fuera de lo común de Adele, quien incluso prueba vegetales en vivo y bromea sobre la situación. El segmento termina con una charla con la audiencia y un agradecimiento a Adele por su participación.

Keywords

💡Adele

Adele es una cantante británica de gran fama internacional, conocida por sus canciones emotivas y su voz potente. En el video, ella es la invitada principal y el tema central en torno a la cual giran las conversaciones y los eventos.

💡Grammy's

Los Grammy's son los premios de la música más prestigiosos en los Estados Unidos, otorgados por la National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences. En el video, se hace referencia a un incidente que ocurrió durante una de sus actuaciones en los Grammy's.

💡Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres es una comediante, actora y presentadora de televisión estadounidense, conocida por su show de entrevistas 'Ellen'. En el video, ella es la anfitriona que conduce la conversación con Adele y la audiencia.

💡Fama

La fama se refiere a la popularidad y el reconocimiento adquiridos generalmente por el éxito en una carrera pública, como la de un artista. En el video, Adele discute cómo manejar la fama y sus efectos en su vida personal.

💡Tour

Un tour es una serie de conciertos o presentaciones que un artista realiza en diferentes lugares. Adele menciona que está planeando un tour que incluirá actuar en más de 100 ciudades, lo que demuestra su gran éxito y popularidad.

💡Protección de la privacidad

La protección de la privacidad es la medida que una persona toma para evitar ser vista o reconocida públicamente, especialmente si es una figura pública. Adele habla sobre las dificultades de ser guardada y cómo esto ha afectado su forma de interactuar con los demás.

💡Hijo

Adele menciona a su hijo en la conversación, destacando su importancia en su vida y cómo su presencia ha influido en su perspectiva y decisiones, incluida la de hacer un tour con él.

💡Disneyland

Disneyland es un parque temático conocido mundialmente por su magia y entretenimiento familiar. Adele comparte su experiencia emocional de visitar Disneyland por primera vez y cómo fue recordar a su abuelo que siempre quiso llevarla allí.

💡Estrés

El estrés es una respuesta emocional o física a una situación que se percibe como desafiante o problemática. Adele expresa cómo el estrés y la presión de ser exitosa y adorada por los fans han aumentado a medida que su carrera ha crecido.

💡Limpieza

La limpieza es el acto de free de suciedad o polvo. Adele comparte su amor por la limpieza, lo cual es un tema recurrente en el video, y cómo le gusta la sensación de logro y satisfacción que proviene de este tarea.

💡Juegos

Los juegos son una actividad recreativa que se realiza por diversión o competencia. En el video, Adele participa en un juego llamado 'Five Second Rule', que implica nombrar cosas dentro de una categoría en cinco segundos, añadiendo un elemento de diversión a la entrevista.

Highlights

Adele's spontaneous decision to sing during the opening of the show was a last-minute change that was well-received by the audience.

Adele's performance at the Grammy's was affected by a technical issue with the microphones falling onto the piano strings.

Despite the technical difficulties, Adele felt that her performance went well and she was able to continue without major disruptions.

Adele's emotional response to her Grammy's performance led to her feeling embarrassed and crying the next day.

Adele's humorous take on her pitchiness, attributing it to her emotional state, got a laugh from the audience.

Adele's impressive list of awards and accolades since 2008, including 10 Grammy's and over 50 million albums sold, was recapped.

The challenge of fame for Adele includes having to be more guarded in public and feeling that people are more attentive to her words.

Adele's son's current age and activities, including visiting the Batman Museum and a fire station, were shared.

Adele's son's budding musical interests were discussed, though she clarified he is not yet a musical prodigy.

Adele's protective nature towards her son was highlighted, emphasizing her decision to keep him out of the public eye.

Adele shared her emotional experience visiting Disneyland for the first time and the memory of her grandfather who wanted to take her.

Adele's upcoming tour, with over 105 cities planned, was mentioned, indicating a busy schedule ahead.

Despite her success, Adele admitted to still experiencing stage fright and feeling increased pressure with fame.

Adele's humorous and light-hearted interaction while pretending to order from Jamba Juice, including the made-up 'Swishy Chug', was a comedic highlight.

Ellen gifted Adele a suitcase for her cleaning supplies and a miniature private jet for her son Angelo, adding a playful touch to the conversation.

Adele's participation in the 'Five Second Rule' game demonstrated her quick thinking and sense of humor.

Adele's commitment to treating her assistant as a regular person and not a celebrity was tested in a humorous social experiment at a juice shop.

Transcripts

I am so happy to say these words.

Please welcome the one and only, Adele!

I love you.

I love you, too.

And they love you.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

Hi.

And I explained to them when you walked away

that this was a last minute thing.

We had no intention.

I had a monologue planned, and it was really funny, you guys.

[LAUGHTER]

And when I heard you, you just decided

to sing that in rehearsal, and there was no plan for it.

And I was like, that was beautiful.

Let's do that to open the show.

And graciously, you said yes.

So thank you for doing that.

Thank you for letting me do it.

Thank you for giving them that.

And I said, that's got to feel good because it's the first

time you sang it since you sang it at the Grammy's.

You explained, you tweeted out what happened, but let's

talk about what happened.

Soundcheck was great.

Went really well.

I was really excited.

And then during the changeover in the outbreak,

the microphones fell onto the piano strings, which

is what the guitar noise was.

Some people thought it was Bieber rehearsing,

but it wasn't him.

We're on great terms.

And then it just kind of put the whole thing off, really.

Could you tell, when you were singing, right away?

I heard it straight away, and I wanted to turn.

I knew what it was because in rehearsal on the Saturday,

they were like, we're going to double

mic the piano just in case one of them doesn't work.

And I knew where the mic was, and I

wanted to turn around and lift it up, but I froze.

But I actually felt like it went well.

In the room, they actually sorted the problem,

and I'm always a bit pitchy anyway,

so I wasn't particularly--

[AUDIENCE LAUGH]

I am.

It's emotion.

It's emotion.

[LAUGHS] When I'm flat and I'm sharp, I'm just emotional.

But, yeah.

Everything was fine.

Whatever.

And I wanted to tell everyone straight away

because there seemed to be a lot of confusion as to what it was.

Which was-- and I was embarrassed.

I woke up the next morning to people in England being like,

we still love you.

Don't worry.

And I was like, I didn't ask you if you

still loved me, but thanks.

[LAUGHTER]

I was so embarrassed.

That is the worst feeling.

When you're already going through questioning what

happened, and then people start trying to make you feel better,

and it only makes you feel worse.

It only makes you feel worse.

Yeah.

Did you feel bad the next day?

Oh, yeah, I cried pretty much all day yesterday.

Well, so finally, you cried to your own song.

Well, the thing is, in fairness, I

would have cried if it went really well, as well.

If it had been like a standout performance,

I would have cried as well.

I always cry.

See?

Well.

But, yeah.

But I kept that spontaneously, bursting into tears yesterday

for no reason.

But it was all right.

I was fine.

Well, sometimes, it feels good to cry.

And plus, you had to have all that emotion pent

up and everything.

So that's why it's so great you got to do that again

right away, because, you know, get back on the horse,

as they say.

Yeah.

And it wasn't too bad.

I treated myself to a burger--

Oh, OK.

--and a beer.

OK.

I'm sure you had a great night.

Oh, I did.

I'm sure you did.

So you were here the first time--

we were just playing during the commercial break, "Rolling

in the Deep--" we had you here in 2008 for that song.

And since 2008, 10 Grammy's, 1 Oscar, 1 Golden Globe, 13

Billboard Awards, 4 American Music Awards,

sold over 50 million albums.

You're welcome.

Oh my god.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHS] I never heard it like that.

Crazy.

That is amazing.

I mean, really, that is a lot to accomplish in such

a short amount of time, is it?

What has changed for you in your life?

I mean, I can imagine what, but what

is the hardest thing to deal with all this fame?

I think just having to be guarded sometimes.

And I'm so mouthy.

I never really hold back how I feel, or when I say it,

or who I say it to.

And I feel like, sometimes now, when I walk into a room,

everyone shuts up to hear what I have to say,

even if I'm not saying something to them.

I might be like whispering something about what

happened the night before.

But just that.

It's a very small price to pay--

Yeah.

--really.

I don't really mind.

There was a period when I had my kid where I didn't

leave my house for a while.

And then I asked a fellow musician,

he said, how are you feeling?

You're not becoming a recluse, are you?

And I was like, no, but maybe.

And he's like, if you're going to become a recluse,

you need a big enough house to be a recluse in.

And that was when I was like, no way.

I'm in, I'm out.

I was fine after that.

Because you didn't want to buy a bigger house?

No, but also, I didn't want that mentality.

It's not my thing.

Of course.

And then that kid is growing up like the movie room.

That's not fair.

Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

[LAUGHS] Exactly.

So he is how old?

He's three.

Three years old.

He's having the best time.

He's here today.

Is he?

He's having the best time.

What's he doing?

Right now, he's at the Batman Museum,

and he's been to the fire station here.

He's been to the Warner Brothers shop.

Honestly, he's having the best time.

Oh, that's fantastic.

He thinks I'm so cool when he comes to work with me and stuff

like that happens.

Does he understand?

I mean, he must.

Is he musical?

Is he singing yet?

Yeah, yeah, a little bit.

Yeah.

He's not a phenomenon, no.

Yeah.

[LAUGHS]

He's not musical in any way yet?

Not a genius?

No, not yet.

He's not a protégé.

No.

No, no.

He will be though, don't you think?

Well, if he wants to be, I'll help him.

Yeah.

I know you're very, very protective.

Because you don't want people to see him.

It's not his choice, and that's not fair for kids like that.

So you go to Disneyland.

I had the best time there.

I was dreading going.

I was really nervous about going.

You've never gone to Disneyland before?

I've never been.

And my grampy always wanted to take me.

He died when I was 10, and he planned

to take me when I was about 11 or 12,

and he died before he took me.

So when I arrived at the castle, I was like full-on welled up.

I was really emotional.

And just the whole thing, him believing--

and me believing-- that they were all real,

it was the innocence of it all was what was so magical.

It was, really.

I cried when I met Belle.

Because I was talking to my kid, and then she started talking,

and I was like, oh my god!

She sounded just like the character from the film,

and it freaked me out, and I burst into tears.

Yeah he met Anna and Elsa.

Anna and Elsa who he loves and stuff like that.

That's great.

All right, we have to take a break.

Will you do me a quick favor before we go to break?

I thought it would be really cool

if you would record my outgoing message for my phone

so that when people call.

Because I, right now, just have the robot kind of-- no,

it's not even me.

Please leave a message, that one?

Yeah, that kind of thing.

So I wrote something, and if you just

will just record it because this is being recorded,

obviously, I think.

And then, I'll put it on my phone.

OK.

Would you do that for me?

I'll just say it, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Hello, it's me.

I was wondering if after all these years,

you leave a message at the beep.

[LAUGHTER]

Hello, can you hear me?

I'm in California, dreaming about the message

that you leave.

Hello from Ellen.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

(SINGING) Hello from the other side.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, I should have asked you to sing it.

[LAUGHS] Well, that's too many syllables.

It's too many syllables to sing it?

Oh, well, anyway.

Thank you so--

Let me try?

--much.

Yeah, sing it.

Sure.

Why not?

(SINGING) Hello, it's me.

I was wondering if after all these years,

you'd leave a message at the beep.

Hello?

Can you hear me?

I'm in California dreaming about the message that you leave.

Hello from Ellen.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

That wasn't bad.

That wasn't bad.

Wow.

That wasn't bad.

That second where there's so many words.

I know.

Oh my god.

You know how many people are going to be calling me now?

[LAUGHTER]

And then hang up.

They're just going to listen to that.

Oh.

We'll take a break.

We'll be back with Adele.

We are back with the amazing Adele.

And so you're going on tour.

And how many cities are you doing?

I don't know.

It's something ridiculous.

105?

Yeah.

And maybe more.

I don't know what I've let myself

in for this was all my idea.

It was your idea?

Yeah, no one was pressurizing me.

They were all like, are you mad?

I don't have a great track record for enjoying touring.

But I think now, because I have a kid and a family,

and we're all going to be going, I think I'm going to love it.

Yeah.

It's going to be--

I mean, first of all, people are so

lucky that they got the tickets because tickets sold out

in seconds.

By the way, I love the shows.

It's the traveling and waking up in motels

that has like an outline of a dead body.

The shows, I love.

I'm not saying I don't enjoy performing to people.

But before, it was very low key.

Now I'm doing arenas, so it's all right.

And I doubt you'll be staying in motels.

No.

I think they won't be a motel with a chalk drawing.

I think you're staying in nicer places.

First of all, I understand that because you're so amazing

and you sing and you're in front of a lot of people

all the time that it doesn't make you nervous, that you

don't get stage fright.

I still do.

You still do?

More than ever, yeah.

More than in the beginning?

Yeah.

Because you feel more pressure because everyone just adores

you and thinks, oh my god, it's Adele, and you feel pressure?

Yeah, I just felt the more successful I get,

the more pressure there is.

Yeah, further to fall.

Yeah.

When you start out, nobody really knows you, and now--

Yeah.

I don't feel like it could go that much worse

than the Grammy's, though.

So I feel like I'm all right now.

Anything that happens, it's like dust it off.

And that wasn't bad, either, because it really wasn't.

Was you could tell, watching it at home, it was the sound.

If it wasn't live TV, I would have busted a joke.

Yeah.

But because it was TV, that's why I couldn't make it my own.

I couldn't make the disaster my own.

I was going to say, did you want to stop and start over?

I know.

Next time, I will.

Next time I have any sound issues, I am going to stop.

I'm sorry that's not working for me.

If we have time to do it again, let's do it.

Otherwise, bye.

Yeah.

[CHUCKLES]

I hope it happens.

[LAUGHS]

Oh.

I have gifts for you because I heard that you love to clean.

I also love to clean.

You do?

Yes, I love to clean.

There's something very-- because you're doing something.

You're getting something accomplished.

Yeah.

What's your favorite?

Do you like to vacuum or dust?

Well, I like to sort of antibacterial.

It's getting so extreme the other day,

I used Lysol as hand bacterial.

So I was spraying my hand with Lysol.

Yeah, it's getting quite bad.

Wow.

But in England, it's called Dettol,

and I come down from putting the baby to bed,

and I squirt everywhere.

And you see the film of liquid, and then I get some wipes,

and I get right in there.

I love it.

Yeah.

[LAUGHS] I love it.

It's so satisfying.

And my boyfriend is messy.

Sorry, but you are.

And so he stays up later than me most of the time

to watch football or something.

And I'll creep down after he's gone to bed.

I won't sleep until he's gone to bed,

and I'll clear up the mess.

Wow.

Yeah, all the crumbs.

You're into it.

Well, it makes you happy, and I want

you to be happy on the road.

So I got you a suitcase that you can bring with you on the road.

Oh my god.

Andy, open it up, show her what's in there.

[CACKLES]

Oh my god.

Oh my god, that is amazing.

Right?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Looking at that.

Disinfecting, see.

And one more thing for Angelo, because I know you

don't like him to be seen when people are taking pictures,

and you're going to be traveling in first class.

So I got him a little private jet that he can travel in.

Oh!

Oh my god.

Are you kidding me?

[CHUCKLES]

He's just by himself in there.

Oh my god, he's going to love that.

Can I actually take that home?

I will.

Yeah, you'll take your--

Oh my god, that is amazing.

Yeah, that's for Angelo.

All right, when we come back, Adele

is going to do one of my IFVs where

she's going to have to repeat everything I tell her to do.

We're going to send her to the--

well, I'm not going to say where we're sending her yet,

but she has to say--

I'm totally blown away by that.

Yeah, well, they're yours.

That is amazing.

Thank you.

All right, we'll be right back.

We're here with Adele, and we're going

to play one of our favorite games, Five Second Rule.

[JINGLE MUSIC]

All right.

So here's what we do. tWitch is going to give us a category.

I'll go first so you see how it goes,

and I have to name three things in that category

within five seconds.

As soon as I name the three things,

I hit it to see if I've done it within five seconds.

OK.

And we'll take turns going back and forth.

And I've not seen these, you have not seen these.

You're going first?

Yes.

OK.

OK, Ellen, name three of your favorite beverages.

[CLOCK TICKING]

Vodka, gin, and tequila.

[DINGS]

My go?

Name three ways to say hello.

Hi, hey, ciao, hola, salut.

[DINGS]

[LAUGHS]

Wow.

You got a lot in there.

The ciao, hello or is it goodbye?

No, I think it's a goodbye.

But I don't know.

It may be hello.

Hola, salut means hi.

Yeah.

OK.

Well, you did it in time.

OK, Ellen, name three ways to say goodbye.

[CLOCK TICKING]

Ciao, goodbye, adios.

[DINGS]

All right.

Adele, name three things you do when the lights go out.

Sleep, dream, and whisper.

[DINGS]

[LAUGHTER]

Because the baby's in bed, so I have to whisper.

OK.

OK, Ellen besides Adele, name three other musicians

that make you cry?

Oh, Tony Orlando and Dawn, and Andy Williams.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, boy.

Adele, name three famous people that only go by one name.

Madonna-- ooh.

Cher.

[BUZZER]

Out of time.

Rihanna.

I couldn't name myself.

You.

Yeah, you could have named yourself.

I could have.

OK.

Yeah.

Ellen, name three things you go to the doctor for.

Oh, I have a sore throat, or I have a rash,

or I have a headache.

[DINGS]

Oh, 0.2, that's good.

Adele, name three curse words you say when you're angry.

Really?

[CLOCK TICKING]

OK.

[BEEPING]

[DINGS]

[LAUGHS] That's it.

You did it.

I double double check.

Yeah, yeah.

You nailed it, though.

And it's tied.

OK.

All right, Ellen, here we go.

Name three curse words you say when you're angry.

[BEEPS]

[DINGS]

[LAUGHTER]

Adele, name three names for your lady parts.

Mini Moo, vajayjay, and a pizza.

[DINGS]

[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

[LAUGHS]

[APPLAUSE]

Mini Moo is when you're describing it to a child,

vajayjay is like, hey, and a pizza

is like when someone's nasty

Worked.

Ellen, name three things you like to do on a weekend.

I like to hang out with my animals.

I like to play tennis.

I like to play golf.

[DINGS]

Mm.

Adele, name three ways to cure a hangover.

Coconut water, and apple cider, and paracetamol.

[DINGS]

Like Advil.

Yeah.

Wow.

You knew that pretty quick.

Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah.

Ellen, three red fruits.

An apple, a strawberry, and a peach.

[DINGS]

Ooh.

[LAUGHS]

No?

No.

OK.

Well, what would it have been?

Raspberry?

Yes, raspberry, darn it.

Last one.

Name three of your favorite things to clean.

The top, like kitchen, bathrooms, and toilets.

[DINGS]

Wow.

[DINGING]

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

Woo!

She's a winner!

Adele wins!

We'll be back.

Alison is going in.

She's pretending to be Adele's assistant.

She's going to say her name is Simone,

and she wants Adele to be treated like a regular person.

OK, so Adele, if you can hear me,

say really loud, just say, hello from the outside.

Hello from the outside.

OK.

All right.

Good.

All right, go inside.

And I put some stuff in that purse.

Do not open the purse unless I tell you to.

Oh!

It's wet out there.

It's wet out there.

Let's see, where's the Jamba Juice?

Where's the Jamba Juice?

Oh, OK.

I'll take a Jamba Juice

I'll take a Jamba Juice

Yes.

And what size?

Well, what size do you have?

Well, what size do you have?

We have a small, medium, or large.

Do you have an extra large or an extra small?

Do you have an extra large or an extra small?

No, no.

That's our biggest one, and that's our smallest.

OK, I'll take a large, but in a small cup.

I'll take a large--

OK.

--but can I have it in a small cup?

Large and small?

Yeah.

Yes, please.

Yeah.

So would you like two small cups, or a large cup?

One small cup, but a large.

One small cup, but a large.

OK.

I'm sorry, I've never been here before.

Sorry, I've never been here.

We don't--

In England, we don't have them.

In England, we don't have this.

Tell me about Jamba Juice.

Tell me about Jamba Juice.

Jamba Juice is a place where you can make smoothies.

We have fruit.

We have vegetables.

We have something similar in Britain.

We have something similar in Britain.

We call it a Swishy Chug.

Swishy Chug, it's called in England.

Swishy Chug, say it.

Swishy Chug.

Say Swishy Chug.

Swishy Chug.

Swishy Chug.

Swishy Chug.

Swishy Chug.

Swishy Chug.

Swishy Chug.

Swishy Chug.

Swishy chug.

OK.

It's a type of beet and a potato mixed together.

It's a type of beet and potato mixed.

Right.

What should I get?

What's the best?

And money is no object.

Money is no object, right?

The most popular is Strawberries Wild.

No.

Blueberry, Banana is sweet.

No.

What else?

What else?

Would you like something like Orange Carrot Caramel?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Would you like something with protein, like whey or soy?

It's really good for your health.

We have protein berry.

No.

You know what?

I'll take all of those.

You know, actually, I'll take all of them.

All of those.

Because let me--

For how many people?

Well, let's see.

There's Danny.

There Danny.

There's Sarah.

Sara.

Jimmy Jim.

Jimmy Jim.

Yell out to Simone.

Would Jimmy Jim want--

Yell out to Simone's.

Yeah, of course.

Shout out, Simone.

Shout out.

Simone!

Simone!

Simone!

She's right next to you, to your left.

Oh, you're there.

[LAUGHTER]

OK, what should we get for Jimmy Jim?

What should we get for Jimmy Jim?

You know him better than me.

Yeah, you know him better than me.

I think, Jimmy Jim like peanut butter?

Something fruity?

All right.

Yeah.

Wait, am I seeing wheat grass there?

Wait, am I seeing wheat grass, anyway?

Oh, yeah, wheat grass is here.

Take out some scissors from your purse.

In your purse, there's scissors.

I would like-- and just start chopping some.

Can I chop some off?

[LAUGHTER]

Thank you.

All right.

Put it in your mouth.

That's right.

Put it in your mouth and chew on it.

[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

[LAUGHS] This is so good.

Oh, this is so good.

This is really good, actually.

All right.

Oh, I feel like a deer in a forest.

I feel like a deer in a forest.

No, you look [INAUDIBLE]

What does a deer sound like?

Do you know what is it?

What does the dear even sound like?

Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa.

Baa, baa, baa.

Baa, baa.

Baa, baa, baa.

Baa, baa.

OK.

All right, reach in your purse.

There's a brush in your purse.

Ask Simone to brush your hair.

Can you just brush my hair while I decide?

[LAUGHS]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

OK, let's see.

Let's see.

You know what it would be good in there?

You know what would be good in there?

Reach in there.

There's Amaretto in your purse.

This--

That would be great.

Put it in.

I don't think we could do this.

I mean, I can give you this, put in your purse, and drink it.

I'll just drink it.

Fine.

I don't care.

Give Simone one, too.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

I have the shakes.

I haven't had a drink in hours.

I haven't had a drink in hours.

Would you like something to, maybe--

Dump out the purse.

Dump out the purse.

Where is my money?

I need to pay for this, right?

We need to pay for this, right?

Dump it out on the counter.

All of it.

Yeah.

[CLANKING]

Let's see what I have here.

OK, let's see what I have here.

You have knives and Twizzlers in there.

What else do I have?

What else do I have?

Handcuffs, right?

Handcuffs.

Simone, you're supposed to carry those.

You're supposed to have those.

How do I pay for this?

How do I pay for this?

Yeah, cash or credit, and it's going to be $5.50.

Do I pay or not?

Do I pay?

I'm a celebrity.

I'm a celebrity.

I can, with my manager's approval--

You know what I'll do, you know what I'll do?

You know what I'll do?

I'll tell Ellen DeGeneres to pay because she's been telling

me what to say the entire time.

I'll tell Ellen DeGeneres to pay,

because she's been telling me what to say.

Oh, really?

Yeah, there's camera.

There's camera.

I thought you were crazy.

This is disgusting.

That's disgusting.

Aw!

We'll be right back.

Yeah, have a seat.

OK, your name is--

Audrey.

Audrey.

Mark.

Mark.

Kristen.

OK, did you think she was crazy?

I thought she was mad, yeah.

So this is your first day on the job?

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

So if this is normal, I'll probably

stick around for a while.

Everything, from now on, is just going to be boring.

[LAUGHTER]

Pretty much.

Yeah.

That was fantastic.

That was so much fun.

I know you were like, what is going to happen here?

You didn't know what was--

I still got grass in there.

I can't believe you put--

I said to put it in your mouth, but boy, you really

went for it.

I went for it.

All right.

Hey, the three of you, we're going to give you $1,000 Visa

gift card for being--

[APPLAUSE]

That was so nice of you.

I want to thank Adele.

I love you.

I'll see you all tomorrow.

Be kind to one another.

Bye.