Seth MacFarlane does Family Guy and Ted Voices

Outstanding Screenplays

17 Jan 202400:56

Summary

TLDRThe script portrays the 'Family Guy' characters stating their 2024 New Year's resolutions in character. Peter wants to shoplift pretzels, Stewie to be potty trained, Brian to switch from smoking to vaping, Quagmire to get unbanned from a dating app, Seamus to try yoga, Roger to get in shape, and Ted makes an inappropriate sexual remark about wanting to visit someone's mother's bedroom.

Takeaways

😆 Peter Griffin plans to shoplift from Wetzel's Pretzels
😱 Stewie Griffin wants to stop wearing diapers and start using the toilet
🚭 Brian Griffin wants to quit smoking and start vaping instead
👋 Quagmire wants to get unbanned from Hinge dating app
🧘‍♂️ Sheamus wants to start doing yoga
🏋️‍♂️ Roger wants to join a gym to work on his 'man boobs'
✈️ Ted wants to travel more and visit 'your mother's bedroom'
😂 The characters have funny and sometimes inappropriate New Year's resolutions
🎥 The script depicts resolutions for Family Guy characters
👪 The resolutions reflect the personalities of the Griffin family members

Q & A

What is Peter Griffin's New Year's resolution?
-Peter Griffin's New Year's resolution is to shoplift pretzels from Wetzel's Pretzels.
What is Stewie Griffin's New Year's resolution?
-Stewie Griffin's New Year's resolution is to stop wearing diapers and start using the toilet.
What is Brian Griffin's New Year's resolution?
-Brian Griffin's New Year's resolution is to quit smoking and start vaping instead.
What is Quagmire's New Year's resolution?
-Quagmire's New Year's resolution is to get unbanned from Hinge, a dating app.
What is Sheamus' New Year's resolution?
-Sheamus' New Year's resolution is to start doing yoga so he can become more flexible.
What is Roger's New Year's resolution?
-Roger's New Year's resolution is to join a gym so he can do something about his 'man boobs'.
What is Ted's New Year's resolution?
-Ted's New Year's resolution is to travel more, particularly to visit 'your mother's bedroom'.
Whose New Year's resolution involves criminal activity?
-Peter Griffin's plan to shoplift pretzels would be considered criminal activity.
Whose New Year's resolution involves improving health and fitness?
-Roger wants to join a gym to address his 'man boobs' and Sheamus wants to start doing yoga.
Whose New Year's resolution involves giving something up?
-Brian Griffin plans to quit smoking.