I Tested 1-Star Hotels

Summary

In this adventurous video, the creator embarks on a unique challenge to leave five-star reviews for hotels with notoriously low ratings across the United States. From a chaotic stay in Utah with a blizzard and a hostage situation to a luxurious experience in Des Moines that defied expectations, the journey is filled with surprises. Each hotel visit tests the limits of the reviewer's creativity and honesty, as they navigate bed bugs, questionable cleanliness, and unexpected amenities. With a blend of humor and skepticism, the video documents the ups and downs of trying to find the silver lining in less-than-ideal accommodations.

Takeaways

• 😅 The host embarks on a challenge to leave five-star reviews for hotels with notoriously bad reviews, adding a humorous twist to the usual review process.
• 🏨 The journey begins in Utah, where the host checks into a hotel with a history of negative reviews, including issues like bed bugs and a chaotic environment.
• 🐛 Despite previous complaints, the host finds no bed bugs in the room but does discover hair on the pillows, suggesting the hotel could improve cleanliness.
• 💸 A $100 cash deposit is required at check-in, which the host humorously fulfills by borrowing from a nearby convenience store.
• 🏞 The host appreciates the mountain view from the hotel room, despite the initial skepticism based on negative reviews.
• 🍽 The hotel provides basic amenities like a microwave and coffee machine, which the host finds surprisingly positive.
• 📚 The host uses the hotel stay as an opportunity to read a book, a task he finds challenging at home, adding a personal touch to the review.
• 😱 The host humorously addresses the fear of a hostage situation mentioned in a review, finding none during his stay.
• 🍰 At a fancy hotel in Des Moines, the host spills cake on the bed, humorously becoming the reason for a potential future bad review.
• 🎰 In South Dakota, the host wins the jackpot at the hotel's casino, defying the expectations set by negative reviews about the gambling experience.
• 🌟 The host concludes his stay by leaving a five-star review for the South Dakota hotel, highlighting the enjoyable experience despite its low ratings.

Q & A

What is the main challenge of the video?

The main challenge is to leave a five-star review at every hotel visited, despite the negative reviews they have received, without lying about the experience.

Why does the video creator travel to Utah?

The video creator travels to Utah because it's a place they've always wanted to go, and it's the starting point of their journey to test hotel reviews.

What is the first hotel's issue mentioned in the script?

The first hotel's issue mentioned is a policy of requiring a $100 cash deposit, which is not refunded, along with other problems like bed bugs and a hostage situation in a neighboring room.

What is the significance of the $100 cash deposit in the video?

The $100 cash deposit is significant as it's a policy that the video creator tests for its legitimacy and it becomes a recurring theme in their hotel experiences.

What is the video creator's approach to dealing with negative reviews?

The video creator's approach is to investigate the claims made in the negative reviews and find positive aspects of the hotels to justify a five-star review.

What is the video creator's reaction to the cleanliness of the rooms in the hotels?

The video creator is surprised to find that the rooms are generally clean, contrary to the claims of previous reviewers, and they use a black light to check for dirt.

What is the video creator's strategy for dealing with the accusation of bed bugs in the hotels?

The video creator's strategy is to inspect the beds and pillows for any signs of bed bugs and to rationalize any findings as possibly being harmless or normal.

How does the video creator handle the accusation of a hostage situation at one of the hotels?

The video creator does not directly address the accusation of a hostage situation, instead focusing on their own positive experiences and the lack of such an event during their stay.

What is the video creator's experience with the hotel in New York City?

The video creator's experience in New York City is positive, with no major issues found, and they enjoy the location and the hotel's amenities.

What is the video creator's final verdict on the lowest-rated hotel in South Dakota?

The video creator finds the lowest-rated hotel in South Dakota to be enjoyable, with a pleasant room and a fun casino experience, leading to a five-star review.

Outlines

00:00

🌟 Testing the Limits of Five-Star Reviews

The narrator embarks on a journey to test the veracity of negative hotel reviews by attempting to leave a five-star review at each establishment. The adventure begins in Utah, where despite reading a one-star review detailing a chaotic experience with a cash deposit, blizzard, and a hostage situation, the narrator checks into the hotel. They find the hotel's view and amenities surprisingly satisfactory, with the exception of a potential bed bug sighting. Despite the initial negative review, the narrator enjoys the stay, orders Chinese food, and contemplates leaving a positive review.

05:01

🏨 A Luxurious Surprise Amidst Low Ratings

The video script moves to a hotel in Fort De Mo with surprisingly low ratings despite its luxurious appearance. The narrator reads reviews mentioning unready rooms, old breast milk in the fridge, and small bathrooms, which seem to contradict the hotel's upscale appearance. Upon checking in, the narrator is impressed by the hotel's elegance and cleanliness, finding no evidence of the issues mentioned in the reviews. They enjoy a fine dining experience and accidentally spill chocolate cake on the bed, which leads to a humorous moment of self-awareness about potentially becoming the reason for a future negative review.

10:06

🗽 New York City: A Hotel with a Wild Reputation

The script's setting shifts to a hotel in New York City with a 1.4-star rating, where the narrator reads absurd reviews about rats, fish in toilets, and a gorilla in the shower. Despite the bizarre accusations, the hotel appears to be in good condition with no signs of the mentioned horrors. The narrator enjoys the hotel's location, has a great time at Times Square, and even finds the hotel's bathroom to be in excellent shape. They indulge in New York-style pizza, further enhancing their positive experience, and end the night with a high note, ready to write a glowing review.

15:08

🎰 A Casino Hotel's Unexpected Charm

The journey continues to South Dakota's lowest-rated hotel, which is attached to a casino. The narrator reads a series of negative reviews from a seemingly disgruntled guest who repeatedly updates his review over the years, expressing dissatisfaction with the casino's payouts. Upon arrival, the narrator is pleasantly surprised by the hotel's comfort and cleanliness, contrary to the reviews. They enjoy the casino, win the Mega Jackpot, and have a delightful time, which sets them up to leave a positive review and share a heartfelt moment upon finishing a book that their wife loves.

20:09

🏡 A Heartwarming Conclusion to the Hotel Adventure

The final paragraph brings the hotel adventure to a close with the narrator returning home to surprise their wife, Haley, by finishing a book she loves. The script captures the essence of the entire journey, which started with skepticism about the hotels' poor reviews but ended with a series of positive experiences that defy the initial impressions. The narrator's successful completion of the book and the anticipation of sharing this with their wife adds a romantic and personal touch to the conclusion of the video script.

Keywords

💡OnStar

OnStar is a subscription-based system that provides services in an automobile such as safety, security, and navigation assistance. In the context of this video, it seems to be used metaphorically to introduce the theme of the video, which is about testing the reviews of various hotels across America. It sets the stage for the journey that the video's host is about to embark on.

💡Five-star review

A five-star review typically signifies the highest possible rating given by a customer to a product or service, indicating exceptional quality and satisfaction. In the video, the host challenges himself to leave a five-star review at every hotel he visits, despite the negative reviews he has read, adding an element of humor and skepticism to the narrative.

💡Hostage situation

A hostage situation refers to a scenario where an individual or group of people are held captive, often under threat of harm. In the script, the mention of a 'hostage situation' in a hotel review is used for comedic effect, highlighting the extreme and absurd nature of the negative reviews the host is investigating.

💡Bed bugs

Bed bugs are small, parasitic insects that feed on the blood of humans and animals while they sleep. They are often associated with unsanitary conditions. In the video, bed bugs are mentioned as a common complaint in the hotel reviews, which the host aims to verify during his stay, adding to the suspense and investigative aspect of the video.

💡Cash deposit

A cash deposit is a sum of money paid upfront to secure a service or accommodation, typically refundable upon satisfactory completion of the agreement. In the video, the host humorously refers to a '$100 cash deposit' as a policy he needs to 'test the legitimacy of,' suggesting that this requirement is part of the negative experiences reported by previous guests.

💡Blizzard

A blizzard is a severe snowstorm characterized by strong winds and reduced visibility. The script mentions a blizzard as part of the extreme conditions a guest faced upon arrival at a hotel, which the host will experience firsthand, adding to the drama and humor of his review challenge.

💡Book

In the context of the video, a book is used as a prop for the host's personal challenge to read more, particularly during his hotel stays. The book serves as a narrative device to show the host's attempt to engage in a more intellectual activity amidst the chaos of his hotel reviews, adding a layer of personal growth to the story.

💡Hotel Fort De Mo

Hotel Fort De Mo appears to be a luxurious hotel that the host visits as part of his challenge. Despite its seemingly high-end appearance, the hotel has low ratings, which the host aims to investigate and potentially improve with his five-star review. This contrast between expectation and reality is a key element of the video's humor.

💡South Dakota

South Dakota is a state in the United States known for its scenic landscapes and historical sites. In the video, the host travels to South Dakota to visit the 'lowest rated hotel,' adding an element of adventure and discovery to his journey. The remote location of the hotel in South Dakota is used to emphasize the extremity of the host's efforts to complete his review challenge.

💡Casino

A casino is a facility that houses various gambling activities. In the script, the casino is part of the hotel complex in South Dakota that the host visits. The mention of the casino and the associated gambling activities adds an element of risk and excitement to the video, as the host experiences the highs and lows of gambling firsthand.

Highlights

Challenge to leave a five-star review at every hotel despite negative reviews

Journey begins in Utah with a flight to Salt Lake City

Review of a hotel with a one-star rating due to a blizzard and a hostage situation

Complaints about bed bugs and a $100 cash deposit at the hotel

Investigation into the legitimacy of a $100 cash deposit policy

Finding a bed bug in the hotel room despite previous negative reviews

Hotel in De Moine with a low rating but a luxurious appearance

Review mentioning old breast milk in the fridge and small bathroom size

Hotel in New York City with a 1.4-star rating and bizarre review claims

Hotel's changing name causing confusion for guests

Review of a South Dakota hotel with the lowest rating and a casino attached

Gambling at the casino and winning the Mega Jackpot

Reading a book throughout the hotel stays as a personal challenge

Final five-star review for the South Dakota hotel despite its low rating

Personal surprise for completing a book that the reviewer's wife loves

Transcripts

I have collected the craziest OnStar

hotel reviews across all of America and

today I'm going to put them to the test

my only rule for this challenge is I

have to leave a five-star review at

every hotel but I can't lie my Journey

Begins on a flight to a place that I've

always wanted to

go Utah Utah welcome

Utah I am in Salt Lake City top I know

you're thinking Ryan that's like the

chillest place on Earth what's wrong

with this hotel that's what I thought as

well until I saw Stefan's review drove 6

hours from Vegas wouldn't let me in the

building till check it there is a

blizzard outside made me pay $100 cash

deposit then at 9:00 p.m. I was

exhausted there was a hostage situation

in the room above me bomb squad 60 cops

around the building I was forced to go

to another room and they refused to

refund me don't stay here one star

Stefan you don't need a refund dude you

need a therapist did all of that really

happen here

howdy I'm scared and Stacy's not making

me feel any better this was by far the

worst hotel I've been to just to list a

few things bed bugs all over dirty dirty

dirty window broke door broke $100 cash

deposit now I'm broke one star okay so

the bed bug seemed to be a common

complaint I didn't sign up for roommates

if you need to pick me up like I did

after those reviews here's here's

Williams review it's just a selfie

there's no caption there there's no

message there's barely any information

other than just William William don't

ever change well I have to find a way to

leave an honest five-star review at

potentially the most concerning hotel in

America and ATT test the legitimacy of

this $100 cash deposit policy I have no

money I've got no cash I'll see you on

the other

side

hello hey just checking in for last name

Tran okay so it do require a $100 cash

deposit you get it back on to check out

I don't have any

cashm down

71 down 7-Eleven

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yay here's the

100 let me make one thing abundantly

clear I didn't come all this way to

leave an average review I came all this

way because I want to be the greatest

reviewer of all time yeah I bought a

briefcase for this I just I I don't know

that look cool I mean there are three

main accusations for this hotel we've

already proven one of them so we'll be

checking the room pretty shortly but one

thing they don't tell you in the reviews

this view okay well you can only pretty

much see the fence from here but there's

a mountain back there let's see if I can

oh yeah look there's a mountain I love

mountains anyways this is my stay for

the night I can hear my upstairs

neighbor actually very vividly they keep

flushing the toilet oh that's concerning

for number three but regardless let's

investigate number two the main

accusation I'm afraid of is bed bugs oh

okay well one thing we just found pretty

quickly there is hair on the pillows but

that's that's normal that's where your

that's where your head

goes all right let's see if there's any

bugs in here wakey wakey do you have any

any bugs yep there it is that's one of

them is he alive I think it might be I

think I don't know if it's alive no yeah

that's yeah no that's concerning I

honestly don't know that stuff is on the

bed it's really not that big of a deal

like if it's dead skin cells or

something like I probably have that in

my bed it's just the fact that I know

it's not

mine problem solved the room comes with

a microwave in a in a coffee machine I

feel like that's actually that's pretty

good to help you overcome the other

stuff the bathroom is fine it really is

the main thing there's no way that

there's this much

what are they okay is my question the

good news is it's almost dinner time and

we still haven't had a hostage situation

that is a huge Plus for me we've got

four walls the door's locked and I love

sleeping backs really the only thing

left to do is order some Chinese food

and wait to see if a bomb squad shows up

for my next door

neighbor dinner is

served the door Dash driver had to like

take a picture of of the food delivery

and I'm just in it why am I so awkward I

look so awkward in the photo well you

know what I'm having a good night I

tried watching some TV but but for some

reason only Impractical Jokers is on

like I can't change the channel and one

of the main reasons I was excited to

film this video I haven't read a book in

like 2 years and my wife Haley she's

been trying to get me to read and I just

I can't do it at home I I'm so

distracted so I took this book from her

shelf and I'm going to surprise her by

finishing it while going to these hotels

she's going to eat that up boys I ate my

meal while I enjoyed the incredible view

outside my window good news it's sleepy

time and no hostage if I want to finish

writing my review I really need to go to

sleep

okay I'm

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ready you guys are never going to

believe where I'm going next I mean you

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might check that out hotel Fort De Mo

feel like I got to say that with a fancy

accent I know you're thinking Ryan that

hotel looks so fancy it is it actually

cost a lot of money which is so

confusing because the ratings are so low

maybe Troy's review can give us some

insight not a single room ready until

6:00 p.m. when my room was finally done

I opened the fridge and let out the

deepest grown of my adult life because

there is old breast milk in the fridge

and now I have to remove it to make room

for my wife's leftover lasagna I can't

do this anymore I'm getting too old one

star what I thought that review was

insane until I scrolled down and

immediately read Scots Hur myself

getting out of bathroom hitting a set of

keys decoration bathroom is so small

it's just so small I can't stand it wife

and baby not happy I'm not happy worst

of all there are leftover nachos in the

fridge room smelled bad and now I know

why I had to dispose of them myself

because my wife needed clean fridge for

breast milk Dylan the night manager was

rude one star it was you how is this

even real I feel like I just watched a

movie that was insane I just witness

backtack guests leave one star reviews

because of each other and on top of all

of that I don't think Lauren B

understands how these reviews work de

Iowa hotels near me one star Amen to

that Lauren you're doing a great job all

right well let's go find a way to leave

this place an honest festar review I

don't think it's going to be

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easy how's it going all right I was

immediately confused by what I was

seeing fancy staircase crown molding

fancy lights big window fancy jazz music

on the speakers they call snacks

sundrees this place is so nice hey you

just check me in it's my first time to

De Moine oh my goodness so exciting yes

what brings you here honestly just stay

in

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here what

what no way no way emergency meeting

this is the nicest hotel room I've ever

been in the other hotels are not going

to be like this one they're not going to

be like this one at all I picked the

hotels based on which ones had the

lowest ratings in America the main

reason for the onear reviews are the

following one the room is dirty two the

bathroom is small and three there is

food and

potentially other fluids in the fridge

that are not mine let's

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investigate let's do

this nighty night oh gosh that's dark I

bought a black light on the internet

let's see if this room's actually dirty

I started off with the pillows no hair

then I moved on to the TV remote one of

the dirtiest objects known to man I got

a sample from my microscope and I went

to

work yeah I don't know what I'm doing

this room is spotless it's it's actually

really clean the bathroom is also

completely massive what was the last

thing oh

yeah this is actually scary I'm actually

scared I don't know what I would do if I

opened this and I just saw breast milk

in here but here goes nothing three 2

1 now now that my investigation is

complete I decided to treat myself to a

dinner at their restaurant proud foot

and bird why do fancy restaurants have

names like this hey juster one this

place is so nice I got the chicken it's

not chicken I don't know what it is to

be honest but it was really good you do

you guys have chocolate cake can I order

chocolate cake here I ordered some

dessert to my room and I I watched

football I was having a great time until

I oh I just spilled the cake all over

it

oh I spilled the cake on the

mattress no

no I just imagine the next review being

about the stained bed sheets I'm the

reason for the one star you can't take

me anywhere I actually feel so

bad I had a great night of sleep I

brushed my teeth I took a shower and

then I saw

it made some coffee drank it and then I

was ready for my review

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I made my way to the next airport and

continued reading I'm actually quite

invested in this book and I'm just

excited to see if this next hotel is my

happy

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place New York

okay so busy here I'm from a small town

it'll Bey oh yeah

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I'm in New York City

baby lots of people the hotel behind me

is looking pretty good but let's seear

what John has to say bad never go here

there are rats in the bad and fish in

the toilet Roaches on the floor gorilla

in the shower a killer knocking on my

door shot it down trees growing in the

sink one star where do I begin how did

that review feel like a horror movie and

a children's book at the same time and

the photo he left I mean I'm praying

this review is a joke it literally has

to be joke and Brian isn't making me

feel any better about this don't stay

here unless you're willing to lose it

all the risk isn't worth the cost and

the cost is the price of the risk one

star I think that made

sense I

think I'm terrified when I was trying to

book the hotel behind me because its

average rating is 1.4 Stars 1.4 well I

was running into a lot of complications

because the whole thing with this hotel

is that they keep changing their name on

Apple Maps it's called New York inn but

there's a sign that says City rooms NYC

and then in the entryway it says be home

Hotel on top of all of our concerns

every website has wildly different

photos of what the inside looks like

really the only way we're going to get

any answers and have any hope at leaving

a five-star review is if I go inside

let's go find out what the heck this

hotel is

called we're here this is this is it is

it a real place yes hey um I'm just uh

checking in for the hotel is this the

hotel mhm what was this place called

called actually by the way before I was

City but they bought the company over so

it's now be home be home okay well now

we know why the name keeps changing

management but there are some major

accusations for this room so let's check

it

out I'm not doing that again we have

some serious investigation to do in the

toilets

showers everything else this looks

pretty good but is it I don't know I was

trying to have some sort of sick

oneliner but

was okay no rats in the bed no fish in

the toilet no gorillas in the shower

really nervous about this

one oh thank goodness no trees in the

sink what's going on here please be a

gorilla please be a

gorilla what the heck and I thought the

view in Utah was

good what is this there's two massive

pipes then I decided to go out and find

some dinner I'm in an amazing location

that's a huge plus of this hotel I'm

right by Time Square I decided on New

York Pizza across the street have you

had this pizza

before thank you I just had one ah

cheese or pepperoni or I like cheese

cheese I'm a cheese guy too thank you

have a good day you too byebye

ah got it Victor can you take a picture

of me with my pizzas

sure oh is it wait sorry yeah the oh

selfie you say New York on three yeah 1

2

three okay what's the real New York I

fold it in half fold it in half slide it

down your throat oh this is amazing I

love New York you P it in Happ oh oh

this way this way this way

sideways got it all right here goes

another I walked over to Time Square and

had an amazing time it was a great it

was a great evening I am back at the

hotel this is my buddy CJ we had so much

fun I ate my pizza and then he got a hot

dog and then we hung out for like 30

minutes I love New York I just been

reading for like 2 hours which is a huge

feat for me but when you've got a view

like this I

mean this room is really nice I also

took a shower earlier the shower's great

the whole bathroom's good really

everything about this room is Pleasant

it feels good inside the AC is blowing

cold the tile is Subway no complaints

also this burrito this is the stubbies

Chipotle burrito I've ever seen yes I

got more food I can't even slap that can

I

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oh okay I'm ready

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my flight in the next city didn't leave

for a while so I enjoyed my time in New

York I got a bagel coffee it was awesome

but there's no time to waste actually

there was that was the whole thing I

just said but I've got to keep moving in

this new city I did my favorite thing in

the world rent a

car I have now arrived to South Dakota

is my phone going to

fall yep I'm in a rental car because I

have to drive 100 miles to this next

hotel 100 we got a Toyota today mhm oh

yeah I better

hit I'm going to

drive I also really want to finish this

book for Haley so I'm listening to the

audio book a cottage on the rocky sh

line with Naughty Pine floorboards and

windows that are nearly always open the

smell of everg anding in on the as I

approached my destination I was confused

because I am in the middle of nowhere

but then I saw

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it I made it to the lowest rated hotel

in South Dakota this is like the least

trustworthy looking building I think

I've ever seen somehow it's an inanimate

object yet still looks like it's evading

taxes it probably is this is the only

solid photo of of the inside that I

could find which is frightening so let's

check out the reviews Matt said been

coming here for 10 years and lose money

every time that was 2015 and then he

updated his review a year later each

time I go I ask myself why I bother

going here this is my last time coming

good riddance and then uh you guessed

that he updated his review again update

even worse the payout on the slots is so

horrible give your money to the state

and not these tight jerks never coming

back guys he wasn't done he came back 3

years later and updated his review again

decided to try again uh still not much

has changed this place is a joke lost so

much money I wish this place never

existed I'm done here burned my Casino

Card it's hilarious that I can hit a Max

bet bonus here and I get $40 Wahoo

that's not even gas money to get home

brilliant I'm moving to Florida I'm

getting emotional saying this but I

don't think he moved to Florida because

he went back tried my luck again

absolutely rigged guys we need to have

an intervention if Matt is in there I'm

taking him back home to Texas with me

gambling is illegal there I know that's

not even about the hotel but I I thought

it was so crazy I have to try the slots

in the casino imagine I win a bunch of

money the hotel for the most part sounds

pretty good except for this one review

from Bill very disappointed we drove

over from Minnesota for a weekend away

we checked into our room and it was okay

at Best in need of some upgrades then we

looked around and found an underwear on

the side of the jacuzzi tub did he just

say there's a jacuzzi in the

hood I'll continue we went down to the

desk to ask for a different room lady

didn't even seem surprised about the

underwear no sorry no free play at the

casino 18 didn't work how am I supposed

to gamble save money live better

don't come here that all sounded really

awful until he threw the Walmart slogan

in there at the end how did he do that

or why look guys the Knight is still

young and I've got a reservation with my

name on it at the lowest rated hotel in

South Dakota I may never say that again

hopefully not let's go see if we can

find

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Matt you're a long ways from home I know

came all the way out here for for this

place

this place really in the middle of

nowhere huh it is are the slots lucky

today they

are have a good

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one sorry I got to stop with a slow-mo I

just I I think it's so cool if you're

wondering why the lighting is so good in

this shot it's because I literally I

have my phone on a light bulb

how about a room tour the bed is cozy

this is a nice bed the fridge does not

contain breast milk not one but two

chairs for all of your sitting needs and

finally the bathroom is really nice and

it does not contain underwear I'm

starting to think Bill's review was an

inside job and he just wanted free spins

on the slots it doesn't surprise me that

a hotel attached to a casino would have

bad reviews it's mostly probably just

people that lost their money cuz this is

I'm having fun look at this min are you

kidding me that's the most fun looking

menu I think I've seen in any

establishment I love it here also on the

way here I pretty much started crying at

this book this book's got me in a trance

it's like a it's like a Cheesy romance

book for reference Haley rated this book

five stars I think she's actually going

to freak out whenever she realizes that

I read this book I've got like three

more chapters left this is crazy I

haven't read a book so I'm experiencing

some character development here in this

video speaking of which I'm going to go

gamble this place feels like a world in

the metaverse I I can't believe how much

dopamine is available here I'm willing

to lose a $20 bill for the video just to

prove that the slots are rigged but

you're never going to believe what

happened come on come

on

yes I kind of stopped recording at this

point because I had like $6 left I

thought I was going to lose it all and

then wait wait no way no actual way no

way I just did I just win the Mega Jack

no way Matt is going to be so upset I

just won the mega jackpot

this is insane I started getting really

nervous cuz I feel like everyone was

looking at me like they were mad at me

so I just cashed out as fast as I could

and got the money I got myself a Big

Cheese Pizza did the New York bite and

watched some football I just had so much

fun at the casino Matt if you're

watching this dude I'm so sorry this

place is great watched football that was

fun got back to my room and finished my

book I cannot wait to get home and tell

Haley that I finished one of her

favorite books she's going to think it's

romantic I think I've definitely got a

good review cooking for this hotel but

listen to how good one of these last

lines is no one else's happiness is

yours to Grant but when I need to feel

safe and happy I go

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home okay I told Haley I have a surprise

for her and she's freaking out you get

me a bed bug no I didn't get you a bed

bug front do you think when and Harriet

it really should have moved to

Montana no way you ready five stars what

you think

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