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16 Aug 202416:06

Summary

TLDRThe transcript captures a humorous and edgy conversation filled with dark jokes and banter among friends. It includes jokes about various topics, such as religion, pop culture, and current events, often pushing the boundaries of taste. The participants engage in playful challenges like 'Scissors, Paper, Rock' and share personal anecdotes, while also discussing products like the Manscape performance package. The dialogue is laced with innuendos and controversial humor, showcasing a group dynamic that thrives on shock value and quick wit.

Takeaways

  • 🎀 The conversation starts with a reference to Chris Brown and an amazing voice, setting a tone for the discussion.
  • 🎡 There is a mention of a music intro, suggesting that music plays a role in the context or the environment of the discussion.
  • 🀝 A game of Rock, Paper, Scissors is played, indicating a light-hearted and playful interaction among the participants.
  • πŸ“Ί A new Russian movie streaming service is discussed, hinting at the group's interest in entertainment and possibly international platforms.
  • 🍾 A bet involving a bottle of Patron is mentioned, suggesting a wager or friendly competition among the group.
  • πŸ˜… Jokes are shared, with a focus on dark humor, indicating the group's taste for edgy comedy.
  • πŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ A product placement for a grooming kit is included, indicating a commercial aspect to the conversation.
  • 🀣 The group engages in a joke-telling session, with a variety of jokes, some of which are religious, dark, or controversial.
  • 🚫 There are instances where certain jokes are considered too offensive or inappropriate for the platform, showing a level of self-censorship.
  • 😲 The script ends with a surprise return of a participant, adding an element of surprise and possibly a cliffhanger.

Q & A

  • What is the joke about Paul Walker and the grandmother?

    -The joke is a dark humor play on words stating that the difference between Paul Walker and the grandmother is that Paul Walker made it to 100, implying a high-speed reference to his untimely death in a car crash.

  • What is the punchline of the joke about Mary and Jesus?

    -The punchline is that technically, Mary had a little lamb, as Jesus was referred to as the Lamb of God, making a humorous connection between the religious narrative and the nursery rhyme.

  • What is the product mentioned in the script for hair growth?

    -The product mentioned is coconut water, which is humorously suggested to be great for hair growth, leading to a personal anecdote about the speaker's own experience.

  • What is the Manscape performance package 5.0 Ultra mentioned in the script?

    -The Manscape performance package 5.0 Ultra is a grooming kit mentioned in the script, which includes tools like a trimmer, a weed whacker, and other accessories for personal grooming.

  • What is the joke about Mike Tyson and religion?

    -The joke implies that Mike Tyson is anti-religion because he is known for punching people, humorously connecting his boxing career to the concept of 'faith' in a religious context.

  • What is the punchline of the joke about a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

    -The punchline is that you can't unscrew a pregnant woman, which is a crude and dark humor joke playing on the physical changes of pregnancy.

  • What is the joke about the disease that only affects terrorists?

    -The joke is that the disease is COVID-911, a dark humor reference to the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, and the COVID-19 pandemic.

  • What is the punchline of the joke about a key and a kid?

    -The punchline is that a key doesn't turn a kid on, which is a play on words and a dark humor joke about child safety and the function of keys.

  • What is the joke about the suicide bomber's biggest fear?

    -The joke is that the suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone, which is a dark and ironic humor statement given the nature of such acts.

  • What is the joke about the necrophiliac gang bang?

    -The joke is that it's referred to as 'cracking open a cold one with the boys,' which is a dark and inappropriate humor joke playing on the idea of a group activity and the phrase 'cold one' typically used for drinking beer.

Outlines

00:00

🎀 Hilarious Jokes and Banter

The paragraph features a lively exchange of jokes and banter among friends, starting with a playful challenge about a girl's voice being outdone by Chris Brown. The conversation quickly shifts to a game of rock-paper-scissors and a humorous bet involving a bottle of Patron. The group shares jokes, including a dark one about Paul Walker and a light-hearted religious joke about Mary and Jesus. The banter continues with a Japanese language joke, a Harry Potter-themed punchline, and a series of increasingly dark and edgy jokes that test the group's comedic limits.

05:02

πŸ’₯ Dark Humor and Product Placement

This segment delves into edgier humor with jokes about coconut water's effects on hair growth, a product placement for a manscaping kit, and a series of dark jokes. The jokes cover a range of controversial topics, including religion, sexuality, and terrorism, pushing the boundaries of comedy. The conversation also includes a self-deprecating joke about a suicide bomber and a pun about a test tube baby, followed by a discussion about the appeal of dark humor and a reflection on the group's comfort with such content.

10:07

🚨 Controversial Comedy and Social Commentary

The third paragraph continues the trend of controversial humor, with jokes that touch on sensitive subjects like terrorism, race, and violence. The group shares jokes that could be seen as offensive, such as one about an American school and another about a necrophiliac gang bang. The conversation also includes a self-censoring moment where a joke is deemed too inappropriate for the camera. The paragraph ends with a joke about a funeral and a ringtone mishap, providing a mix of dark humor with a touch of self-awareness.

15:09

😏 Final Jokes and Execution Puns

The final paragraph wraps up with a series of jokes that are both dark and humorous, including one about a birthday party and an execution, and another about the pope using the toilet. The group shares a joke about Indian women and a red dot, followed by a pun about a birthday party and an execution. The paragraph concludes with a setup that requires assistance, hinting at a punchline that is left to the audience's imagination, and a final joke about a police officer's comment when shooting a ginger person, ending the session on a high note of laughter.

Mindmap

Keywords

πŸ’‘Rock Scissors Paper

Rock Scissors Paper, also known as 'Ro-Sham-Bo', is a hand game usually played between two people, simultaneously choosing between rock, scissors, or paper. The game is used in the script as a light-hearted icebreaker, showcasing the friendly competition and camaraderie among the participants. It's a universal concept that symbolizes the start of their interaction and sets a playful tone for the video.

πŸ’‘Netflix

Netflix is a streaming service that offers a wide variety of TV shows, movies, and documentaries. In the context of the script, it's mentioned humorously as a competitor to a 'new Russian movie streaming service', indicating a joke about the global reach and popularity of Netflix. This reference ties into the theme of humor and pop culture, showing the characters' awareness of current trends.

πŸ’‘Punchline

A punchline is the final sentence of a joke, the point at which the joke becomes funny. The script is filled with jokes and punchlines, which are central to the video's comedic theme. The characters take turns delivering punchlines, aiming to outdo each other with their humor, showcasing the art of joke-telling and the competitive nature of comedy.

πŸ’‘Manscape

Manscape refers to the grooming and trimming of a man's body hair, particularly in areas like the pubic region. In the script, a character promotes a 'Manscape performance package', which includes various grooming tools. This segment is an example of product placement and humor, blending comedy with a practical discussion on male grooming.

πŸ’‘Joke

A joke is a form of entertainment meant to make people laugh by presenting a humorous idea or situation. The script is centered around the concept of jokes, with characters sharing and reacting to various jokes throughout the video. Jokes are used to create a humorous atmosphere and to engage the audience with their wit and surprise.

πŸ’‘Dark Humor

Dark humor refers to comedy that deals with serious or morbid subjects in a light or satirical manner. The script contains several examples of dark humor, such as jokes about pregnancy, terrorism, and religion. These jokes push the boundaries of comedy and are used to provoke laughter through shock or by addressing taboo subjects.

πŸ’‘Cringe Humor

Cringe humor is a type of comedy that makes the audience feel uncomfortable or awkward, often by being intentionally bad or inappropriate. The script includes jokes that could be considered cringe-worthy, such as those involving sensitive topics. This type of humor is used to create a specific reaction and can be polarizing among viewers.

πŸ’‘Innuendo

An innuendo is a indirect suggestion or hint, usually of a sexual nature. The script is replete with innuendos, which are used to create humor through double entendre. For example, the joke about coconut water and hair growth has an underlying sexual innuendo, which is a common technique in the script to add layers of humor.

πŸ’‘Self-deprecation

Self-deprecation is a form of humor where a person makes fun of themselves. In the script, characters use self-deprecating humor to connect with the audience and to show humility. It's a way to disarm the audience and create a sense of camaraderie, as seen when a character jokes about their own accent or appearance.

πŸ’‘Controversial Jokes

Controversial jokes are those that touch on sensitive or taboo subjects and may offend some audience members. The script includes jokes that could be considered controversial due to their content, such as those involving religion or violence. These jokes are used to test the limits of humor and to provoke a reaction, reflecting the edgy and daring nature of the video's humor.

Highlights

Chris Brown's music is introduced as a beat to a girl with an amazing voice.

A playful game of Scissors, Paper, Rock is mentioned.

Discussion about a new Russian movie streaming service.

Joke about Paul Walker and a humorous take on age.

Cute joke about Mary and Jesus with a 'little lamb'.

A dark joke comparing a sound made by Jesus and a prostitute.

Harry Potter joke involving a spell at Planned Parenthood.

Humorous advertisement for manscape product with a discount code.

Joke about Mike Tyson and his religious views through a pun.

Dark humor involving a gay man in a wheelchair.

Joke about the best thing about being a test tube baby.

A joke about a suicide bomber's fear of dying alone.

Discussion about a disease that only affects terrorists with a twist.

Joke about an American school and a dark punchline.

A necrophiliac joke that was considered too rude for the camera.

Joke about a security guard sharing jokes at a bar.

Funny incident of a phone going off during a funeral with a particular ringtone.

Joke about cops and a ginger person with a color-related punchline.

Joke about Indian women and a red dot with a cultural twist.

A joke that can be said at both a birthday party and an execution.

Joke about the pope and a humorous take on a religious artifact.

Transcripts

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there's only one thing that beats a girl

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with an amazing voice and that's Chris

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[Music]

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Brown God

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she people say I can't get a white woman

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she gives the best

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head all sorry I was in the

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studio and that's a intro all right SC

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fa for rock sure nice to see you by the

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way you to all right you go scissors

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Paper Rock Scissors paper rock all right

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uh you I'll go first okay what do we

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have today

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nice and easy uh have you heard of the

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new Russian movie streaming service I

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have not

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Netflix straight off the bat I'm going

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to try on this one I'm

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trying not laugh you got to win I'm

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going to do any bets you guys want any

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yeah did that bottle of Patron

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ever yeah I'm just waiting for Ben to

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pay me

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[Laughter]

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a for last

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month this isn't going to go down

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well okay

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Cheerio

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she it's going to be a rough day what's

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the difference between Paul Walker and

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my grandmother oh my God what Paul

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Walker made it to 100

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I

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yeah all right that's all right that

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start dark yes I got a cute one uh so

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Mary gave birth to Jesus right and Jesus

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was the Lamb of God so technically Mary

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had a little

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lamb that is cute it was cute right that

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was good that was really good

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wow that was [Β __Β ] gay though

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thank you thank

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you I have to do that for

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you oh

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yeah oh what's that one it's

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like it's like um like

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medicine it looks like looks

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how do you like it's kind of cute one I

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guess um how do you say Su dog in

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Japanese son a

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dog Sorry

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sry God I love an accent I

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love may have been better than what the

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punch tell me the punch um kich waa a

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cute is that real is that just real is

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that actually how you no oh kichi waa

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thought that was right he is that

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[Laughter]

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right how is your agent accent better

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than m i practice in the mirror every

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night you got to hear my black

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ACC go on Do It Go On

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that's really

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good and Ian has reached his word

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quarter for the episode I got another

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cute Jesus one a nice cute Jesus one

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what's the difference between Jesus and

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a prostitute what's that the sound they

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make when you're nailing

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[Music]

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him wow

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what is going

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onop bang God we got an as on the couch

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now he going he going to go

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crazy what spell did Harry Potter use

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when he worked at Planned Parenthood

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What Fear

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deletus fetus

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delus that's good I like that that's

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funny fetus

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Del oh I like this one okay did you know

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that coconut water is great for hair

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growth okay that's why my pubes have

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been growing like

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[Music]

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crazy and that's why I use the manscape

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performance package 5.0 Ultra and we're

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packing we've got the lawnmower 5.0

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Ultra the fifth generation trimmer with

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two interchangeable skin safe blade

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heads which makes it the ultimate saqua

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without the pain or pubes the package

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also comes with the weed whacker 2.0 the

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crop preserver and the crop revor the

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shed 2.0 the perfect place to keep

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everything in this package secure and

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the box is 2.0 to keep your package

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secure so to keep your nuts silky smooth

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use the promo code yeah mad manscape.com

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and you'll get 20% off free

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international shipping and two free

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gifts go to manscape and get rid of

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pubes

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fast how how do you know Mike Tyson is

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anti-religion because he always punches

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people in the

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faith in the

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faith that was good

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I does explain to pton please explain to

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pton a boxer he's got a he has a this

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please go the list yeah yeah I don't he

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that yeah yeah yeah she good she good

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getting wor this one's better no is it

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better you sure I think yeah I think

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it's

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better nothing

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fun one F ter

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Rory don't fart challenge

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why is that so

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fun okay okay um uh okay what do you

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call a gay man in a wheelchair what a

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fruit roll

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up oh my

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god oh

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jeez that was good they're getting dark

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we got a dark

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off uh what's the the best thing about

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being a test tube baby what's that womb

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with a

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view check

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out what uh what's a suicide bomber's

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biggest fear what dying

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alone Jesus

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Christ two c so [Β __Β ]

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HEC I'm so f suicide

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bhe I love anal

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sex it's right up my

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alley I wrote that

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I I thought right up my

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alley I liked it when you said you like

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you laugh oh

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[Β __Β ] I'm getting close to that point as

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well it's not

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good oh this is just not nice tasting it

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doesn't taste

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nice

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oh okay you got this you got this you

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got this got it got this girl um what

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was the difference between a pregnant

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woman and a light bulb what you can't

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unscrew a pregnant woman

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are you okay are you all

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right that's a good that's a good joke I

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like that how is that like that I know

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so

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sorry

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um why do police get to protests

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early to beat the

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crowd yeah

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yeah need to be more from you guys

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good energy

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[Laughter]

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of uh what's the difference between a k

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key and a kid oh God what KH key doesn't

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turn p on

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[Laughter]

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that was such a s and I felt it

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coming have you heard about the disease

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that only affects terrorists I haven't

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no covid

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911 oh my God and that joke was brought

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to you by Taliban

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Airways always making sure your flight

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is a blast

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can you can you edit it like

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an

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camera tan Airways always make sure your

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flight is a

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blast use the cord sath to get 20% off

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your

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building and I would have gotten away

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with it

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too watching you

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no no that was a mistake that was a

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mistake oh my God

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okay you're the bomb no you're the bomb

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a compliment in the US but an argument

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in the Middle

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East oh my God that's Prett good that's

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pretty good just the way you

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say that was good that was a good joke I

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laughed

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did I

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laugh no no

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good hey are you an American

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school cuz I want to shoot some kids

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into

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you I didn't know to pick

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upes I I want to shoot some kids in here

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that's the punch

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line uh what do you call a necrophilic

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gang bang what cracking open a a cold

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one with the

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boys

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Jesus

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Catherine

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Catherine

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[Laughter]

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cine that's the ghost of the Dead

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Guy

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uh what's pink and covered in

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cobwebs mine mcc's B bicycle

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oh yeah that is dark I had another punch

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line for that one what's pink and

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covered in

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cobwebs cat's

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vagina but I didn't I didn't want to say

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I didn't want he's like no I couldn't do

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it I couldn't do that on camera I didn't

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want to say that on camera I think

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that's too rude I didn't want to say I

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didn't want to say that on camera look

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here I say it on one camera

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I didn't want to say it on that

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camera that both good both

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good and the security

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guard security guard comes over in bar

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and goes got some jokes for you mate and

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just list them all and sath sat there

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hung over his [Β __Β ] going I need to write

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these down and they're all tear like

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[Β __Β ] anyway so my phone went off

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during a funeral once and it probably

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wouldn't have been so bad if if the

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ringtone wasn't Another One Bites the

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Dust

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like I were

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polyic that's funny

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that's that's [Β __Β ] that should be the

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walk out song for this

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episode a this is a good one there's

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only one thing that beat it's a girl

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with an amazing voice and that's Chris

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Brown oh my

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God [Β __Β ] that was

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good oh my

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God yeah yeah

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absolutely I'm back

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baby oh God I love that joke run it

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uh what did the cops say when they shot

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a ginger person what I guess Orange is

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the New

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[Laughter]

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Black that's great that's

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good this one's for sound daddy Dan

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yeah why do Indian women have a red dot

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on their

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head cuz they never [Β __Β ]

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listen

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same I'm so

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sorry all go what can you say at both a

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birthday party and an

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execution what wait let me go get the

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knife all right last one Matt I'm going

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to need your help on this one ooh

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what happens when the pope goes to the

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toilet holy

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[Laughter]

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[Β __Β ] no how old this SC

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uh

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that ho [Β __Β ] holy [Β __Β ] I so worried he

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wouldn't me be asleep or something

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