Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure

Piemations
12 Jun 202111:21

Summary

TLDRIn a humorous court battle, Mr. Guy Business sues Suction Cup Man for trespassing and damaging property. The eccentric Suction Cup Man, known for climbing with suction cups, is found guilty and banned from using climbing-grade suction cups. Defiant, he turns to non-climbing-grade suction cups to continue his antics, leading to a comical standoff. The case escalates with a creative loophole, and a compromise is reached allowing Suction Cup Man to climb on weekends. The video ends with a satirical advertisement for a Suction Cup Man plushie, complete with a voice box and catchphrases.

Takeaways

  • ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ The court case is presided over by Honorable Judge Carter, where Mr. Guy Business sues Suction Cup Man for trespassing and damaging his property.
  • ๐Ÿค” Suction Cup Man's defense is unconventional, focusing on his antics and not on the legal proceedings.
  • ๐Ÿšซ Judge Carter finds Suction Cup Man guilty and bans him from owning climbing-grade suction cups, which are seized and auctioned off.
  • ๐Ÿ˜ก Suction Cup Man expresses his defiance, claiming he has more suction cups and continues his activities.
  • ๐Ÿ† Suction Cup Man was once recognized as a successful climber by Climb Magazine.
  • ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ After losing his suction cups, Suction Cup Man explores new hobbies, considering knot tying as an alternative.
  • ๐Ÿค‘ Suction Cup Man is sued by a man who sells plungers, leading to a ban on his use of suction cups.
  • ๐Ÿ˜ Suction Cup Man cleverly exploits a loophole by using non-climbing-grade suction cups to continue his activities.
  • ๐ŸŽถ Suction Cup Man's character is further developed through a song that highlights his obsession with suction cups.
  • ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ The police get involved, but due to the legal loophole, they cannot take action against Suction Cup Man's use of non-climbing-grade suction cups.
  • ๐Ÿค A compromise is reached where Suction Cup Man is allowed to climb Mr. Business' tower on weekends, and he celebrates his return as Suction Cup Man.
  • ๐Ÿงธ The script ends with a humorous advertisement for a Suction Cup Man plushie with a voice box and suction cups.

Q & A

  • What is the first case of the day in the court presided by Judge Carter?

    -The first case of the day is case 10-4-16, Mr. Guy Business versus Suction Cup Man.

  • What is the main accusation against Suction Cup Man by Mr. Business?

    -Mr. Business accuses Suction Cup Man of trespassing and causing damage to his property.

  • How does Suction Cup Man respond to the accusation in his opening statement?

    -Suction Cup Man denies damaging Mr. Business' tower and claims he only smudged his windows.

  • What unusual item does Suction Cup Man bring into the court as a part of his defense?

    -Suction Cup Man brings 'DEEZ NUTS' into the court as a part of his defense, which is a humorous and irrelevant object in a legal context.

  • What is the court's verdict on Suction Cup Man's case?

    -The court finds Suction Cup Man guilty of all charges and bans him from owning any climbing-grade suction cups.

  • What does Suction Cup Man do after losing his suction cups?

    -Suction Cup Man visits a store to find a new hobby and ends up purchasing a Rock Bottom Bondage Beginner Setโ„ข, which includes a rope.

  • How does Suction Cup Man circumvent the court's order banning him from climbing-grade suction cups?

    -Suction Cup Man uses non-climbing-grade suction cups in the form of phallic-shaped objects, arguing that the court order did not specify against such items.

  • What is the final agreement reached between Mr. Business and Suction Cup Man?

    -Mr. Business agrees to drop the case if Suction Cup Man is only allowed to climb his tower on weekends.

  • What new product is introduced at the end of the script?

    -A new Suction Cup Man plushie with a voice box and 10 catchphrases is introduced.

  • What is the significance of the phrase 'What is next to change the world?' in the script?

    -The phrase is used to humorously suggest that the new Suction Cup Man plushie could be a world-changing invention, despite its absurdity.

  • What is the reaction of the police officers when they are called to the scene involving Suction Cup Man's new suction cups?

    -The police officers are confused and find the situation wacky, as they determine that the new suction cups are not climbing-grade and thus not in violation of the court order.

Outlines

00:00

๐Ÿ˜€ Courtroom Comedy: Suction Cup Man's Legal Battle

The video script begins with a dramatic courtroom scene where Mr. Guy Business is suing Suction Cup Man for trespassing and damaging his property. The plaintiff's counselor delivers an opening statement, accusing Suction Cup Man of the crimes. In a comedic twist, Suction Cup Man refuses to comply with the court's orders, leading to a series of absurd exchanges. The judge finds him guilty and bans him from owning climbing-grade suction cups, which are then seized and auctioned off. Despite the ruling, Suction Cup Man remains defiant, vowing to continue his antics.

05:02

๐Ÿ˜… Suction Cup Man's Creative Comeback

Following his legal defeat, Suction Cup Man is left without his suction cups and is referred to simply as 'Man.' He encounters a character who suggests he might be interested in a non-climbing-grade suction cup catalogue. This leads to a humorous revelation where Suction Cup Man adopts a new persona, 'Penis Man,' using the non-banned suction cups in a provocative manner. The video escalates with a song about his new identity and a chaotic confrontation with the authorities, who are unsure how to enforce the court's ruling. Eventually, a deal is struck allowing Suction Cup Man to climb on weekends, and he celebrates his return to his suction-cup-assisted climbing.

10:05

๐Ÿ˜ฒ Unveiling the Suction Cup Man Plushie

The script concludes with a bizarre product announcement for a Suction Cup Man plushie toy. This plushie is equipped with a voice box and comes with a set of humorous catchphrases, including expletives. The video highlights the toy's suction cup capabilities and encourages viewers to pre-order, promising an innovative and entertaining addition to the Suction Cup Man legacy. The script ends on a high note with a catchy theme song and a nod to the character's enduring appeal.

Mindmap

Keywords

๐Ÿ’กSuction Cup Man

Suction Cup Man is a fictional character in the script who is known for his ability to climb walls using suction cups. He is the central figure in the video's narrative, representing a rebel who defies the law and societal norms. The character's name is used throughout the script to highlight his unique identity and the conflict he faces with the law, as seen when he is banned from owning 'climbing-grade suction cups' and later when he declares himself as 'Penis Man' in a twist of defiance.

๐Ÿ’กContempt of court

Contempt of court refers to the act of showing disrespect to a court of law, which can result in legal penalties. In the script, this term is used when Mr. Cupman refuses to follow the judge's orders, and the judge threatens to hold him in contempt, illustrating the tension and disrespect between the character and the legal system.

๐Ÿ’กTrespassing

Trespassing is the act of entering someone else's property without permission. In the video, Mr. Business accuses Suction Cup Man of trespassing on his property, which is a key point in the legal dispute and sets the stage for the conflict between the two characters.

๐Ÿ’กClimbing-grade suction cups

Climbing-grade suction cups are a type of suction cup designed for climbing purposes, typically used in rock climbing or similar activities. The script uses this term to specify the type of suction cups that Suction Cup Man is banned from owning, which becomes a pivotal point in the storyline as he finds a loophole to continue his activities.

๐Ÿ’กSeized

To seize something means to take it by force or authority. In the context of the video, Suction Cup Man's suction cups are seized by the court as a punitive measure, which is a significant event leading to his subsequent actions and the video's comedic escalation.

๐Ÿ’กLoophole

A loophole is a gap or ambiguity in the law or a set of rules that can be exploited. The script cleverly uses the term when Suction Cup Man finds a way to circumvent the court's ban by using non-climbing-grade suction cups, showcasing his ingenuity and the video's humor.

๐Ÿ’กPenis Man

Penis Man is a provocative and humorous alter ego that Suction Cup Man adopts after being banned from using climbing-grade suction cups. This term is used to highlight the absurdity and defiance of the character, as well as to create shock value and humor in the script.

๐Ÿ’กClimber of the year

Being named 'climber of the year' by Climb Magazine suggests a high level of recognition and achievement in the field of climbing. The script uses this accolade to add credibility to Suction Cup Man's character and to emphasize the significance of his loss when he is banned from using suction cups.

๐Ÿ’กMac n' Cheese

Mac n' Cheese is a popular comfort food mentioned in the script when Suction Cup Man describes the sound of his non-climbing-grade suction cups. The term is used humorously to create a nonsensical comparison, adding to the video's comedic effect.

๐Ÿ’กPlushie

A plushie is a soft toy, often made of plush fabric, and is used in the script as a product that capitalizes on Suction Cup Man's fame. The introduction of the 'Suction Cup Man plushie' at the end of the script serves as a comedic twist and a satirical take on merchandising and pop culture.

๐Ÿ’กCocks

The term 'cocks' is used in the script as a vulgar and humorous substitute for 'suction cups' when Suction Cup Man defies the court's order. It is part of the video's crude humor and serves to heighten the absurdity of the situation, as well as to provoke a reaction from the other characters.

Highlights

Court session begins with a dramatic music intro and Judge Carter presiding.

Case 10-4-16 is introduced: Mr. Guy Business versus Suction Cup Man.

Plaintiff's Counselor accuses Suction Cup Man of trespassing and property damage.

Suction Cup Man's defense is unconventional, focusing on ceiling antics rather than legal argument.

Judge threatens Suction Cup Man with contempt of court for his disruptive behavior.

Suction Cup Man's defense includes a creative use of the phrase 'Deeez Nuts'.

Suction Cup Man denies damaging the tower, claiming only to have smudged the windows.

Judge finds Suction Cup Man guilty of being a 'bitch' in a unique legal assessment.

Suction Cup Man is banned from owning climbing-grade suction cups, leading to a seizure and auction.

Suction Cup Man defiantly declares he has more suction cups at his place.

Suction Cup Man's identity is stripped away as he is reduced to 'just Man' without his suction cups.

Suction Cup Man's legal troubles continue as he is sued by a plunger seller.

A clever loophole is found by Suction Cup Man, exploiting the judge's ruling on 'climbing-grade' suction cups.

Suction Cup Man's new persona, 'Penis Man,' shocks the court with inappropriate suction cup usage.

A creative solution is reached where Suction Cup Man is allowed to climb on weekends only.

The introduction of a Suction Cup Man plushie with voice box and catch phrases marks a new chapter.

The Suction Cup Man plushie is advertised with the promise of real suction capabilities.

Transcripts

play00:00

[Dramatic Music]

play00:04

All rise. Honorable Judge Carter presiding.

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Court is now in session.

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Thank you, you may be seated.

play00:11

Our first case today is case 10-4-16.

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Mr. Guy Business versus-

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Suction Cup Man.

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Does the plaintiff's Counselor have an opening statement?

play00:22

Yes, your Honor.

play00:24

We are filing a lawsuit against Mr.Cupman for trespassing

play00:27

and causing damage to Mr. Business' property.

play00:29

Thank you Counselor.

play00:30

Does the defense have an opening statement?

play00:36

If the defense has an opening statement you have the floor.

play00:40

No! I got the ceiling! Look at me go!

play00:44

Mr. Cupman, please get down.

play00:46

NO!

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Sir, I am prepared to hold you in contempt of court!

play00:50

Are you prepared to hold DEEZ NUTS?!

play00:52

Do you even have an opening statement?

play00:55

Do you even have DEEZ NUTS?!

play00:59

Uh... Yes.

play01:01

Your Highness, I never damaged this dummy's tower

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I only smudge his windows.

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I find him guilty of being a bitch.

play01:08

Mr. Cupman, will you please refrain from-

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OBJECTION!

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You can't tell Suction Cup Man what to do!

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You cannot deny that you tresspass on my tower

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almost every day!

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You cannot deny DEEZ NUTS!

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I HATE YOU!

play01:20

Probably shouldn't say that.

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Order! Order in the court!

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Order?

play01:23

Yes, order!

play01:24

What are we ordering?

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I didn't know this was a food court!

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Suction Cup Man I find you guilty of all charges!

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You are hereby BANNED from owning any climbing-grade suction cups!

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Your suction cups will be SEIZED! And auctioned off!

play01:39

Court is adjourned!

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WHAT?! FUCK YOU!

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No, fuck YOU!

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Officer, remove him from my ceiling!

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Ow...

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Ooouuh! *Clap*

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You may have taken those suction cups

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But I have tons more back at my place!

play02:05

So HAH!

play02:07

No wait! Don't! Eh-

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HEY! STOP! HEY FUCK YOU!

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PUT THAT DOWN! HEY!

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Yeah, this is the last of it.

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You can't do this to me! I'm Suction Cup Man!

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I-I was Climb Magazine's climber of the year!

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GET BACK HERE YOU SWASHBUCKLING SWINE!

play02:42

They wanna play hard to suck, huh?

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Well game on, assholes!

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YOU CAN'T KEEP SUCTION CUP MAN DOWN FOREVER!

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[encouraging montage music]

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AAGAHHG

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You know... The way I look at it...

play03:52

Some people never find their purpose in life.

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Something to... make life worth living.

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But you!

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You had your purpose!

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And now...

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You don't. Like...

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You have nothing.

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Literally nothing.

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Good bye!

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Just this please.

play04:35

Alright, that's one Rock Bottom Bondage Beginner Setโ„ข

play04:38

Do you have any question about this product?

play04:41

Does it function as a rope?

play04:43

It... is a rope.

play04:45

You came... here for a regular rope?

play04:48

Hardware store closed. I'm trying to find new hobbies.

play04:52

Knot tying perhaps.

play04:58

Are you good?

play04:59

THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!

play05:02

I USED TO BE SUCTION CUP MAN!

play05:05

Maybe you heard of me?

play05:06

No-

play05:07

NOW I'M JUST MAN!

play05:09

No suction cups!

play05:10

Why can't you just get more suction cups?

play05:13

I got sued by a guy that sells PLUNGERS!

play05:17

Okay?

play05:18

The judge said I was:

play05:19

"BANNED from owning any climbing grade suction cups"

play05:22

And that's BULLSHIT!

play05:26

*Pat pat*

play05:29

Hmm... Just climbing grade?

play05:31

That's... What the judge said.

play05:34

Uh huh... Well!

play05:37

I think I might have a catalogue you'll be interested in!

play05:40

*sniff* Oh yeah?

play06:05

[Distant Sucking Noises]

play06:11

[Dramatic Music]

play06:15

[Louder Sucking Noises]

play06:24

[Sucking Noises Continue to Get Louder]

play06:36

[Orchestral Suction Cup Man Theme]

play06:52

I'M PENIS MAN!

play06:55

NO! THE FUCK! YOU ARE NOT!

play06:58

YES I AM!

play06:59

Fuck you! I'm calling the cops!

play07:00

You're not allowed to have those!

play07:02

Oh no no no!

play07:03

You might recall the judge said "Climbing-Grade Suction Cups"

play07:07

Do these look climbing grade to you?

play07:09

Well- Not technically! But-

play07:11

SLAP!

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As per the court order from your lawsuit:

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I am legally following your rules!

play07:17

That's- Uh- You're getting caught up in sementics!

play07:20

By the way, have you heard the sound these things make?

play07:24

[Sloppy Mac and Cheese Type Sounds]

play07:32

That's what good Mac n' Cheese sounds like!

play07:34

I don't care what it sounds like!

play07:35

You can't just put cocks on my windows!

play07:37

Why not? Now there's cocks inside and outside!

play07:40

YOU'RE A COCK!

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HEY! I wrote you a song!

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[Mental State Shattering]

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It goes a little something like this:

play07:47

โ™ช~ Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis ~โ™ซ

play07:51

STOP SAYING PENIS!

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Penis!

play07:53

FUCK!

play07:53

Sir, what is going on in here?

play07:55

It's nothing penis!

play07:56

I mean uh- Penny!

play07:57

I'M PENIS MAN!

play07:59

Ahh.

play08:00

Officers incoming!

play08:01

Oh thank god, the cops.

play08:03

We came as soon as we heard all the screaming.

play08:04

That's a weird thing to come to.

play08:06

He can't use those, right? He can't legally own suction cups.

play08:10

Hmm.. Lemme see.

play08:12

The judge said "Climbing grade".. Are those climbing grade?

play08:17

I don't think those are climbing grade.

play08:19

What a wacky situation!

play08:22

Well, then I'm taking you back to court, you son of a bitch!

play08:25

I'm gonna get you banned from using any suction cups

play08:28

FOREVER!

play08:31

You just don't get it do you?

play08:35

You're really gonna ban me from all suction cups?

play08:39

Plungers can be used as suction cups.

play08:41

So can dent pullers for fixing dents in your car!

play08:43

Mounts for your phones that stick to your windshield!

play08:46

Those little rubber base shower hooks!

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Foam darts with the sticky ends.

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Your mom!

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Suction cup therapy, DO NOT look that up!

play08:54

Have you EVER considered the human mouth as a suction cup?!

play08:57

I can and will climb with all of these things IF I MUST!

play09:03

JESUS CHRIST! I just want you off my fucking tower!

play09:07

Well since that ain't gonna happen

play09:09

Would you rather me climbin' with cups

play09:11

Or cocks!

play09:11

Fine. I'll drop the case

play09:13

but you can only climb my tower on weekends.

play09:16

Deal! Hurray! I'm Suction Cup Man again!

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LOOK AT ME GO!

play09:23

What.. Is.. Happening.

play09:28

Oh yeah

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I stocked up.

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Ah- Just- Just leave them outside. I'll get rid of these.

play09:38

[Suction Cup Man Theme]

play09:44

[Epic Music]

play09:49

The wheel. Electricity.

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Sliced bread.

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Inventions that changed the course of human history.

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Leaving but one question:

play10:01

"What is next to change the world?"

play10:04

THIS. COULD MAYBE. BE. IT.

play10:15

"What the fuck I'm a plushie!"

play10:17

The NEW Suction Cup Man plushie!

play10:20

Now with voice box and 10 hilarious catch phrases!

play10:25

"COCK!"

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"DADADA YOU'RE A BITCH!"

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"You can't unsuck these suction cups baby!"

play10:30

Taking plushie technology to where before where no one else thought it could go!

play10:35

And introducing for the first time:

play10:38

The same suction cups as last time!

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So he can REALLY suck!

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And if he doesn't suck so good

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Try applying moisture!

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Uuungnhh~

play10:48

The NEW Suction Cup Man plushie!

play10:51

Available for pre-order NOW!

play10:53

Check for the link in the description NOW!!

play10:56

DO IT NOW!!!

play10:59

โ™ช~ Suction Cup Man is comin' round ~โ™ซ

play11:00

โ™ช~ My sucking powers have no bounds ~โ™ซ

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โ™ช~ Suction cups all red and shit ~โ™ซ

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โ™ช~ I'm pretty hot, you must admit ~โ™ซ

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โ™ช~ Do not test my sucking power ~โ™ซ

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โ™ช~ I'll climb your tower in just an hour ~โ™ซ

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โ™ช~ You can't kill me, I'm way too cool ~โ™ซ

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โ™ช~ I'm smudging up your windows, fool! ~โ™ซ

play11:14

PIEMATIONS! YEEEAAAAAAH!

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HEY! Nice cock!

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