The real reason I left Sweden.

Summary

In this humorous and informative script, the host takes a lighthearted look at Swedish culture, history, and contributions to the world. From the geography lesson that humorously compares Sweden to a 'flaccid wiener' and Finland to a 'ball sack', to the discussion of Swedish inventions like the Celsius scale, IKEA, and the three-point seat belt, the script is filled with witty banter and cultural commentary. The host also touches on the rivalry with Norway, the tradition of watching Donald Duck on Christmas, and the Swedish coffee break known as 'fika'. The script is a playful exploration of Swedish identity and pride, sprinkled with references to famous Swedes like ABBA and PewDiePie, and a nod to the country's past business deals, including the one with North Korea that went sour. It's a celebration of all things Swedish, delivered with a comedic twist.

Takeaways

• 🌍 Sweden's geography is often confused with Switzerland, but it's distinct with a flaccid wiener-like shape.
• 🗣️ Swedish inventions include the Celsius temperature scale, the Nobel Prize, and the three-point seat belt.
• 🍫 Swedish food culture features meatballs with lingonberries, a must-eat dish during Christmas.
• 🎄 A unique Swedish Christmas tradition is watching Donald Duck cartoons at 3 p.m.
• 🍾 Swedes enjoy 'must', a foamy Christmas drink, instead of eggnog.
• 🚗 Volvo, a Swedish car brand, has a history of controversial business deals, including with North Korea.
• 🏔️ Norway's independence from Sweden and subsequent discovery of oil has led to a complex relationship between the two countries.
• 🍔 American food culture is characterized by deep-fried foods like corn dogs and hamburgers.
• 🎉 Swedish traditions include Midsummer celebrations and a strong coffee culture with 'fika' breaks.
• 🌐 Sweden's contributions to the world include global companies like IKEA and innovations like the adjustable wrench.
• 🤣 The script humorously addresses cultural stereotypes and historical events, providing an entertaining educational perspective on Sweden.

Q & A

How long have the speakers known each other?

The speakers have known each other for about 10 years.

What is the main topic of the presentation?

The main topic of the presentation is to educate one of the speakers about Sweden, its geography, famous people, inventions, and cultural aspects.

How does the speaker describe the geographical location of Sweden in relation to other countries?

The speaker humorously describes Sweden's location by comparing it to a flaccid wiener and Finland to a ball sack, with Denmark being a little split.

Some of the Swedish inventions mentioned include IKEA, the spoon, meatballs, the Celsius temperature scale, the Nobel Prize, dynamite, the three-point seat belt, the zipper, and the cream separator.

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What is the speaker's opinion on the use of the Celsius temperature scale compared to Fahrenheit?

The speaker prefers Celsius, stating that it is more straightforward and easier to convert between degrees Celsius and Fahrenheit.

What is the significance of Donald Duck in Swedish culture according to the script?

Donald Duck is very popular in Sweden, and it is a tradition for everyone to watch Donald Duck cartoons at 3 p.m. on Christmas Eve.

What is the speaker's view on the relationship between Sweden and Norway?

The speaker humorously expresses a rivalry between Sweden and Norway, mentioning historical events and the discovery of oil in Norway.

What is the speaker's opinion on the business deals Sweden has made with North Korea and Norway?

The speaker criticizes these deals, considering them to be poor decisions that have not benefited Sweden financially.

What are some cultural traditions and practices mentioned in the script that are unique to Sweden?

The script mentions the tradition of 'fika' (coffee break), Midsummer celebrations, and the popularity of ABBA and PewDiePie.

Why did PewDiePie move to Japan according to the speaker?

The speaker jokes that PewDiePie moved to Japan so that everyone else could enjoy Sweden, implying that Sweden is a great place to live.

Outlines

00:00

🌍 Geography and Stereotypes

The paragraph humorously discusses the geographical location of Sweden and its neighboring countries, Finland and Denmark, using crude analogies. It also touches on common misconceptions about Swedish and Swiss products, such as tools, chocolate, and watches, and the differences between the two countries. The speaker also corrects the assumption that Sweden is Switzerland and educates the audience on the actual location of Sweden on the map of Europe.

05:01

📊 Swedish Innovations and History

This paragraph delves into Swedish contributions to the world, including the Celsius temperature scale, the Nobel Prize, and various inventions like the meatball, the adjustable wrench, and the three-point seat belt. It also humorously addresses the invention of the plastic bag, which was intended for reuse but often ends up in the trash. The speaker emphasizes the importance of these innovations and encourages the audience to thank Sweden for them.

10:01

🍔 American vs Swedish Food Culture

The speaker compares American and Swedish food cultures, highlighting iconic American foods like peanut butter, corn dogs, and hamburgers, and contrasts them with traditional Swedish dishes such as meatballs with lingonberries and mashed potatoes. The paragraph also touches on the Swedish tradition of watching Donald Duck cartoons on Christmas at 3 p.m. and the popularity of the character in Sweden.

15:03

🍲 Swedish Christmas Traditions and Drinks

This paragraph focuses on Swedish Christmas traditions, including the consumption of 'glogg' (a warm, spiced beverage) and the importance of slurping the foam. It also mentions the Swedish term 'smörgåsbord,' which is often used and enjoyed by Americans. The speaker humorously addresses the cultural differences in how Christmas is celebrated and the unique Swedish Christmas drink, 'must,' which is not as popular as eggnog in the United States.

20:03

🇸🇪 Swedish Stereotypes and History

The paragraph discusses Swedish stereotypes, such as the perception of Swedes being cold and the historical rivalry with Norway. It also touches on the historical events of the Danish Queen's intervention to end conflicts and the eventual independence of Norway from Sweden. The speaker humorously expresses frustration over Norway's discovery of oil and the perceived injustice of Sweden not benefiting from it.

25:03

🚗 The Volvo-Norway Deal and North Korea

This paragraph humorously recounts the historical business deals involving Sweden, Norway, and North Korea. It discusses the controversial decision by Sweden to give up Norway, which later discovered oil, and the failed business deal with North Korea, where Sweden sent thousands of Volvo cars but never received payment. The speaker expresses regret and frustration over these events, humorously suggesting that Sweden should have held onto the assets that Norway and North Korea later profited from.

30:04

🎉 Swedish Pride and Cultural Highlights

The final paragraph celebrates Swedish culture, highlighting the tradition of 'fika' (coffee break), the popularity of ABBA, and the success of PewDiePie, a Swedish YouTuber. The speaker expresses pride in Sweden's achievements and culture, despite not living there anymore. The paragraph ends on a positive note, encouraging the audience to appreciate and thank Sweden for its contributions to the world.

Keywords

💡Sweden

A country in Northern Europe known for its rich history, cultural contributions, and innovations. In the video, Sweden is highlighted for its inventions, traditions, and cultural differences when compared to other countries like the United States and Norway. The speaker expresses a sense of pride and humor about Swedish culture and history.

💡Celsius

The Celsius temperature scale, named after the Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius. It is a metric system scale used to measure temperature. In the video, the speaker humorously compares Celsius to Fahrenheit, suggesting that Celsius is more universally accepted and easier to understand, which reflects a common theme of metric versus imperial measurements.

💡ABBA

A Swedish pop band that gained worldwide fame in the 1970s and 1980s. ABBA is mentioned in the video as an example of Swedish cultural influence and is part of the speaker's attempt to educate the listener about Sweden's contributions to music and pop culture.

💡IKEA

A Swedish-founded multinational group that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture, kitchen appliances, and home accessories. It is brought up in the video to illustrate Sweden's impact on global retail and design, as well as to highlight the country's reputation for practical and affordable products.

💡Midsummer

A traditional Swedish celebration that takes place on the summer solstice. It is mentioned in the video as an example of Swedish cultural traditions, emphasizing the importance of festivals and communal gatherings in Swedish culture.

💡PewDiePie

A Swedish YouTuber, comedian, and philanthropist known for his Let's Play videos and comedic formatted shows. PewDiePie is referenced in the video as a modern Swedish cultural icon and a source of pride for the country, despite his move to Japan.

💡Norway

A neighboring country to Sweden, often compared and contrasted in the video. The speaker discusses historical tensions, cultural rivalries, and economic comparisons between Sweden and Norway, using humor to express a friendly rivalry.

💡Viking

Historical seafaring people from the late eighth to early 11th century, originating from the Nordic regions. The term is used in the video to touch on Sweden's rich and sometimes violent history, as well as to add a layer of historical depth to the cultural narrative.

💡Volvo

A Swedish multinational manufacturing company known for its cars. The video references Volvo as a symbol of Swedish engineering and quality, but also humorously recounts a business deal with North Korea that went sour, reflecting on Sweden's economic history.

💡Fika

A Swedish social institution, often involving coffee and pastries, that serves as a break in the day. The concept of 'fika' is mentioned to highlight the importance of social interaction and relaxation in Swedish culture, contrasting with the more work-oriented American lifestyle.

Highlights

The conversation begins with a discussion about the length of the acquaintance between the speakers, spanning approximately 10 years.

The speaker introduces a presentation about Sweden, aiming to educate the other person about the country.

A humorous geographical lesson ensues, with the speaker correcting the other person's attempts to locate Sweden on a map of Europe.

The speaker jokes about the similarities and differences between Sweden and Switzerland, including their respective contributions to the world of chocolate and watches.

The conversation touches on famous Swedish people and bands, such as ABBA and Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie).

The speaker humorously addresses the confusion between Celsius and Fahrenheit, emphasizing the global use of Celsius.

A brief advertisement for NordVPN is inserted, with the speaker discussing the benefits of using a VPN service.

The speaker lists various Swedish inventions, including the IKEA flat-pack, the meatball, and the three-point seat belt.

The conversation includes a discussion about the origins of the Coca-Cola bottle, humorously attributing it to Sweden.

The speaker mentions the Nobel Prize and Alfred Nobel, highlighting Sweden's contribution to global science and culture.

The conversation humorously addresses the invention of the plastic bag, with the speaker expressing regret over its environmental impact.

The speaker compares Swedish and American food, mentioning meatballs with lingonberries and the tradition of watching Donald Duck on Christmas in Sweden.

The speaker discusses the historical rivalry between Sweden and Norway, including the annexation of Norway and the discovery of oil.

The conversation includes a critique of the business deals Sweden has made with North Korea and Norway, highlighting the country's losses.

The speaker mentions the tradition of 'fika', a Swedish coffee break, and the importance of Midsummer celebrations in Sweden.

The conversation concludes with the speaker expressing pride in Sweden's cultural and technological contributions to the world.

Transcripts

K how long have we known each other now

gez like 10 years too long too long I

think it's about damn time that I do

this it's time for you to learn about

Sweden

no please anything that don't worry Ken

don't worry stop it stop because I made

it for Americans so it's easy to

understand hooray

yay we need to learn more about Sweden

you're always tell me about I have to

hear about the Swedish inventions all

the time and how great Sweden is though

you won't live there apparently it's

great well you summarized the whole

presentation for

me oh sorry I mean please

continue well first we're going to begin

with

geography that's right Ken can you do me

a favor point out Sweden on the map of

Europe I'm pointing is it here no it's

is it here no I don't even know what

that is that ain't it is it here no no

definitely not it's the one that looks

like a flaccid wiener part of it is you

did it

yes and the one across the water is the

ball sack that's right Finland is the

bull sack of Sweden you are correct and

Denmark could be considered a little

split split oh

yeah well done yay see I had faith in

you again I knew you were going to get

it do you use that analogy yourselves do

you guys think of it that way that's how

I remember yeah it was it was on news

and Sweden when they announced the Euro

cuz Norway is not part of Europe so the

co on the coin it looks like a penis and

it was a big International Scandal nice

Sweden is a

penis you may notice this little um blob

on the map what is that Ken look don't

ask me what any of that other stuff is I

know to it doesn't matter because I tell

you what it is it's not

Sweden it's

Switzerland oh they're two different

countries I don't ever want to hear in

my life oh you're from Sweden so like I

love your tools they're really good I'm

like yeah we have tools really good

tools the Swiss Harvey knives that yes

oh I love your chocolate oh we do have

chocolate that is correct and you're

skiing no well yes there is skiing don't

confuse Sweden with with the med pack

company they they're the video game med

pack flag

exactly first a kids Sweden is not

Switzerland but you knew that of

course yeah of course Switzerland has

expensive nice watches Rolex yes Sweden

has really cheap

knockoff because they're you know wiser

with your money people that wear Rolex

are just trying to flex and they're

probably that's right losers that's

right Switzerland has toon oh I don't

like toon I've never had it what I just

went oh

because seen it before how do you eat it

I know you're supposed to snap one off

but I just want to shove the whole thing

in my mouth and that's not comfortable

trust me I tried it it looks like with

something the police would throw out on

the road to pop your tires if you're

speeding away that's right stupid

chocolate they put like some nut in

there I don't like it then we have

marabu so good marabu and they of course

have this Swiss army knife there is yeah

yeah in Sweden we have the spoon also

known as so now that we learned the

difference between Sweden and

Switzerland we can now move on to some

famous Swedish people SL figures oh and

I'm going to go ahead and let you why do

I sound Italian I don't

know know you go ahead and you name

three you want me to name three Swedish

okay one is easy all right Felix

shellberg you got damn right peie

pie going to give you a hint on the next

one

okay wait is this from euro vision come

on come on the be no it's not BG's uh H

not

heart who are the uh Spice Girls and boy

dancing queen young I know the song I

don't know who sung it

ABA it's ABA ABA how can you not know

Abba that's not their name is it yes it

is

I I've seen that the name before and I

thought it was just like an abbreviation

for something like

Abba like it stands for something it's

just ABA oh what do you think the

abbreviation was awesome band Yes

B beautifully awesome you know I'll take

that all right you're sitting down right

I am sitting yes I want you to sit for

the next one okay I'm s cuz as an

American this might be troubling

disturbing shocking who is is this man

and I know for a fact you have noing

clue who that

is you're right I do not have

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mother that's right I knew you didn't

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invented Celsius all right now you got

to tell me why V Celsius is

better I don't think there's much to say

cuz it's obvious to anyone firenight is

only used by Americans and some few

other people in the whole world you do

realize you're the only one it's yeah

yeah we also measur in feet you know

instead of yeah but but the UK does that

stupid I don't know oh do they they

measure their feet yes they do and

stones and anyway Celsius Fahrenheit Z

Dee water 100° water it boils oh so

simple so simple and they they also like

convert into each other very easy too

like Zer to 100 thank you I I thought

you would resist fit sounds

dumb Fahrenheit it's like a was there a

video game called Fahrenheit No but

there's a novel and it sucks that's was

a novel right yeah adding little

pictures fan Celsius enjy just come on

man what do you think in Celsius is hot

like if it's hot outside if it's hot so

I've been in Australia so now I've kind

of getting I've gotten you know train

but it's like if it's above 30 it's it's

pretty warm outside pretty hot that's

right that's correct all right you

actually get American pass

congratulations thank you thank you

Sweden has many great Innovations as I'm

sure you know Ken M

I don't know if I mentioned this to you

before all the time I mean yeah never

never what has swen invented can you

name some what haven't they invented

right clearly you don't listen they've

done so much Jesus Christ you know they

the Ikea they've invented Ikea and the

spoon and meatballs you see their SC no

they did they

cocacola you see you think it's American

also American we love our Coca-Cola over

here in fact Ken I think what might

surprise you is that the bottle was

invented by Sweden oh the bottle yes the

bottle the iconic bottle oh you you'll

let us have the bottle well I was going

to say you know it makes sense that

Sweden would think it was a good idea to

put like cocaine and a drink like they

did originally but never mind I guess

that was still an American

thing I bet you didn't know that how

about this huh Alfred Nobel the Nobel

Awards you've heard of that sure yeah

yes in of dynamite we like to make

things boom just like you Ken I'm

learning so much you know history is not

an American strong point at all because

we never learned from it but I'm

impressed to know that the the Nobel

Prize guy invented dynamite

yeah there's a bomb Oh those thing yeah

you ever used one of those yes I have

yeah they're very handy that's right

they are you want to you want your

garden host to strap on a little tighter

just give that thing a twirl and you're

good

give some Plumbing just tighten it up a

chopping board that's it looks like a

chopping board it's a plastic bag how

dare they no no no no no our intentions

were puin oh they invented this thinking

oh it's plastic bag people are going to

reuse

it this is such a good

[Laughter]

idea how wrong they were oh how wrong

everyone's like [ __ ] I just throw it in

trash I'm done with this yeah yeah they

actually thought people would bring them

to the store I guess people kind of do

now with the fancy ones but that was the

intention with the plastic bag that's

the sweds andan oh we could do that here

um like we we'll get delivery like we'll

have them delivered uh to our door

sometimes our groceries and if we keep

the plastic bags and give them to them

they'll take them and oh yes supposedly

reuse them yes of course reuse

them you like propellers I love

propellers first one Swedish wow yeah

was that the first one right there huge

one I bet it

wasn't you you know Ikea glorious

motherland the mother yeah fantastic

Spotify

Minecraft adjustable wrench wow I have

one of those thank you Sweden thank you

you're welcome are you taking CR

yeah the seat belt that's right the

three-point seat belt the zipper the

zipper you use it every day probably

don't wear real pants like a true

American and as a true American I bet

you like cutting bolts oh yeah Bol

cutter bulb Cutters wow ball bearing you

like spinny fidget Spinners thank you

sweet my God that's right ball bearings

are pretty cool is how long is this list

what all they have what is that Tira Pac

it's a cart paper carton of stuff they

made the carton as well yes we did I

drink out milk cartons when I was a kid

that's right you should thank a sweet

every time but most importantly of all

can we invent that and I'm actually

genely proud of this the

a cream separator where would I be in

life without the ab cream separator what

what is that what is that do it

separates the cream what

it from what

itself and B I don't

know you got the a cream and the B cream

but they're separate now

and we got the ab separator look at this

beautiful image oh brings tear to my

eyes such wonderful use of

abam

separator so I want you to say thanks

you should thank a site any chance you

get for its many Innovations and

contributions to the world you use the

zipper thank you Sweden thank you

Sweden did you show this to Maria if you

show it to me no I haven't actually she

glanced at it and she was like what the

F she like very

good so let's compare American

Image I thought the end of it okay all

right fair enough let's compare peanut

butter wow incredible where would I be

without peanut butter so skinny and

small potato potato chips yes not crisps

oh oh what is that an

Abomination corn dog sir that is a that

is a American Pastime right there eating

corn dog the the stick goes halfway up

that that dog right there and you kind

of eat around it is it good they're

Prett they're pretty tasty they also got

breakfast ones too that have like

pancake batter around the dog instead

sausage inside why am I not surprised of

course you can dip it in in Honey or you

know molasses whatever you want oh what

is that tater tots tater tods where are

all these

food I don't know you tell me

I don't know Americans loved eat all

right we know it tastes good if you can

deep fry it the hamburger the trip

Triple Decker hamburger and a coke knot

in that glass from Sweden that's what

I'm talking about that's what I like to

see right there good American Glass

thank you America truly as well I didn't

want to just come here and you know talk

about all Sweden's invention oh the

brownie as well oh I I love brownies too

God this this looks like a like a good

weekend to me right here like this 4th

of July get the burgers and the corn

dogs and the peanut butter tater tots

you truly are American K you truly are

but one thing about the burger though

listen you people out there in your

fancy Burger shops stop making your

Burgers taller they're hard can't chew

them how am I supposed to bite mouth

around it thank you just make them

flatter and wider I guess you want to

make how do they expect it if it's this

tall like how am I supposed to eat it

okay so you might wonder what kind of

food does Sweden have oh okay all

the first one's easy mhm oh is it is it

the meatball that's right

meatball glorious meatball is that

potatoes and what is the other thing

mashed potatoes and lingan berries the

PewDiePie geuel flavor it's beautiful

kill PewDiePie than go it's a tartness

that goes perfect with the brown sauce H

I cook food sometimes once a year maybe

every other year and if I make meatballs

and you don't eat the linger berries

you're dead to me okay okay oh I

understand this has happened many times

before they look at the lingan berries

and they're like it looks fun weird I

don't want to you have to eat the lingan

berries do not say you like meatballs

and let you eat the linger berries my

mouth is salivating just talking

about the sweeden is coming out you got

to eat

them so can you name another one I cuz I

could like this is hard for me too to be

honest the Hot Pocket no but you know

this one sud stroming well I have no

idea what that is what is that it's the

thing that smells like death you never

heard of this I mean is that why

everybody's covering their face up while

they're opening it in this picture this

is like a YouTube thing you never what

what I didn't never do those stupid

challenges well good because last time I

did it I almost

died it is the most foul stench you've

ever smelled times 100 it's illegal to

open these at an airport because it's

consider a deed of terrorism you're

supposed to open it underwater and it's

good apparently I don't eat it would you

eat underwater too like I don't know you

need a gas mask to eat it but it's a

Swedish food glorious therefore it's

glorious SE string very nice and we also

have you know this one is this breakfast

no no no it's a word it's a Swedish word

that Americans love to say and I don't

understand why uh smart

spon are you just waiting for me to be

confused so you can throw these words at

me yeah I always hear you say it or

people they're like oh Sweden like

smuggers Bo I love it hang on I need

Mary for this cuz one second hang on I

think she said this here Mary you say

you say the word that I think it's a

different word though Shak oh no you

made me say it wrong I didn't do

anything shakery board a sh a shakery

board shakery board the is that the

Shakur board it's the board you have

where your chees stuff SM board

Shakur boy shakuri means meat and cheese

what language I don't

know me either maybe people in the

comments maybe it means something else

in a different I don't know the same

thing all right drinks we have drinks I

just feel like you need to know about

this okay okay okay yeah you must you

know what that is sounds it sounds gross

it sounds like like mu must that's what

it is you

it means Christmas must Christmas or no

Christmas foam I guess or yeah I don't

know how to transyl say it's like Coke

but it's foamy and we drink it every

Christmas and it's delicious it's got to

be better than eggnog I don't know why

people drink that well yeah EG is

disgusting so typically typically you

Americans associate Christmas with

Coca-Cola we do we though they kind of

force that on they try to force that

that's right that's right they do those

don't abuse us with the image of s Santa

and our precious Hearts getting stolen

the ultimate capitalist Santa Claus well

capitalism hasn't worked for us there

because every December UL must stock

prices kazoo over Coca-Cola C Co we

drink Yos do you drink it yeah I love it

it's the best so would you drink it like

I don't like now like any other time no

that's forbidden you have to drink it

during Christmas okay oh my God say

don't your American values how dare you

it's good you know if you can just enjoy

it no if we do have it for Easter too

but that's it if you drink it any other

time people look at you like what the is

wrong with you put that down so yeah I

just wanted to show the phone the foam

is the important bit you got to slurp

the foam I am white as on camera the sun

is hitting straight into the

lens your precious Jes

Christ stop it son oh my God just look

at yourself you're just like out like

nuking my camera the summer solstice

it's shining upon you your in your

sweetest Glory you spread the good word

of ulist

no the sun is moving okay just going to

hold up this book it's how you absorb

knowledge you just hold it up I'm want

to time with this presentation Ken I got

to keep moving we also have vodka but

yeah who cares all right so Ken can you

answer who is this

it's Donald Duck no no isn't no it's K

mother flipping anchor

okay kala Anka that's right kala Anka

and PFF puff poof piff puff poof you D

you told me about this where was Chip

Andale it's the

same in Sweden we don't give a about

this guy all right get him out of here

Donald Duck is what it's all about

we love Donald Duck oranka I think it's

important to know I was waiting I

already saw in my head I was like he's

going to hit me with the freaking boner

Donald in a

minute what other image can I

use the best one I it really personifies

what what he is just a Chad he is a Chad

beta Mickey Mouse well anyway we have

the comic book that you saw earlier but

also we have a weird Swedish tradition

you maybe know about this this is

Christmas in Sweden at 300 p.m. everyone

watches Donald do huh yeah 3 p.m. on

Christmas they haven't even opened the

presents yet no usually like after yeah

that would make sense I don't know maybe

before it depends yeah we all watch

religiously Donald Duck we love it so

much who's this channel St svt1 Swedish

TV it's the government one okay what are

some things you should never say to a

Sweden that they might be Switzerland

that's right that's one you're learning

I appreciate appreciate that we've

already been through that however oh

this don't stop bringing this Swedish

racist stereotype I don't want to hear

it it's too accurate that it's not funny

I never heard I never heard a Swedish

person think this guy's funny we all

take offense I've brought this guy up to

you several times to was a joke too you

never laugh yeah maybe get the idea Ken

it's not

funny I I know number two okay what is

it that Sweden invented husqavarna yeah

well we did did we not you did oh is

that how you say it though does that

bother you how I say husar no it's kind

of cute I appreciate

it well you shouldn't say however is oh

you're cold but you're

Swedish we feel the cold just like

anyone else what do you mean it makes it

so like I can't complain about being

cold cuz cuz I know some will come under

my shoulder and go well I thought you

were Swedish surprise surprise I still

get Cal last but not least Ken what

should you never bring up to a sued do

you Worship the Great Odin or Thor or

tier Norway Norway never say anything

good about Norway I don't want to hear

it have I told you about Norway tell me

about Norway okay so for to go to

Norway

God have a slide ready for it wow fell

into that one all

right Sweden has had many

worse we had STX tden we had the Viking

tden we fought everyone for a while tden

it was pretty cool we have long history

of fighting Ken but we also fight

amongst ourselves just like you Ken oh

the denmarks and the swedes the nors and

the swedes the norways and the denmarks

the the denmarks and then swedes there

for back and forth and then everyone

hates Sweden for some reason I don't get

it every noric country were they making

fun of us I don't get it what do we do

then in um I don't remember when 1300s

this Danish Queen came in and was like

you guys should stop fighting let's all

be friends I think that's how it went

down and we became friends wow yeah it

was beautiful no Ken it wasn't beautiful

okay Sweden strong

independent woman we want it out okay

you can Style on this image we don't

like these guys then this Legend showed

up gustava you know gustava of course

mhm this

guy nice legs thank

you there's a fun fact about this I'm

glad you brought this up apparently he

saw one of the soldiers I was like that

guy has nice legs paint me those

legs those are not his legs those are

not his legs that's like the world's

first Photoshop I was gonna say like I

don't know if his jacket's too big or if

the legs are small like those legs man

those are fine draw those uh he

separated us from all this B that's a

long history here so I'm just going to

fast forward why Norway is bad okay

first of all they killed our King not

cool in the 1700s apparently they shot

their King I feel like you would be

pissed if someone did that to

you it's not not cool man

you may have noticed he's being carried

out on a giant pillow yeah as was ironic

cuz he was shot in the

head is that his face yeah I think he

yeah I think he's dead it looks like the

freaking NS veratu

vampire we weren't so pretty back then

Ken I just love they they gave him a

pillow it's like motherfucker's

dead well he got shot in the head you

know he got beautiful image beautiful

drawing all right more history speedrun

just so you can know why Norway is bad

we had a French kid king for a while

it's weird French King Sean Baptist or

something like that uh he complained I

remember in history class he complained

that Sweden was so cold right yeah yeah

so I guess he wasn't Swedish then cuz he

felt the cold he the cold then we took

over Norway finally and it looked like

this from the

1800s to the

1905 for a 100 years Norway was like

please can we independent I don't know

how to how toes know it sound like just

really dumb can we be independent can

you and Sweden's like no there's legs

though yeah legs in Sweden is a

thing but then finally we were like okay

fine just fine Norway you can go you can

leave us after 100 years we gave up

Norway super happy they celebrate their

independence and they do it way more

than sweets which I don't like all right

they're way happier about it they

celebrate too much yeah tone it down a

bit Norway Jesus Christ and then of

course you know this happened Norway

finds a trillion dollar it's not my

fault all right no you should be mad you

hunt oil all the time you're American

you might wonder okay why does Sweden

not have the oil it was our land okay we

took Norway we just let them go we

deserve that money it's like if if I

give you something useless and then you

sell it on eBay for 2 billion I want a

piece of that trillion at the very least

all of it and then go but no you gave it

to me it's mine I can do what it doesn't

matter because I had it first so I

should at least get you what you gave it

to me it was trash to you and you know I

just took advantage of the situation yes

it was trash to me but now I want it

back actually I want it back friends

anymore now no it doesn't matter because

it's mine now no it's mine okay well see

what happens Nori wasn't sure that they

had found all the oil first they were

like I think there's something over here

sweds hey sweds think we found something

uh and they wanted yeah this is Norway

finding oil uh they I ran out of time

okay uh Norway said to Sweden if you

give us 40% of your Volvo precious Volvo

your wonderful safe cars we will let you

in on this oil that we think we found

and we're like no you're not touching

our volleball you already got too much

right you don't deserve anything it's

like it's if I give you something you

sell it on eBay for a trillion

and then you want something more out of

me but we could both make money why are

you on their side so yeah they were like

oh we think we find all Let's Make a

Deal Sweden says no that we're not doing

a deal we Vol too precious for us what

happens boom

$1.1

trillion it makes me sick just looking

at it honestly more than China should

have gave him some Volvo man I don't

know I know k I know cuz as I'm sure you

know Volvo eventually sold in

China so what the what was the point of

that sweds have never really recovered

from this at least I haven't it hurts me

every day as you can see is you playing

like The Walking Dead back in the day

that's no that I was looking at Norway's

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GDP well Ken you may think wow this is

pretty bad for Sweden but it get worse

it can't get worse no it get no it gets

worse it gets worse North Korea you see

this North Korean gentlemen uhhuh what

car is he driving Ken definitely not a

Volvo that is a Volvo oh no yeah you

think you paid for that Volvo Ken yes so

basically in the 1970s this has been

marked in history as one of the worst

business deals after the Norway Fiasco

where North Korea came to Sweden and was

like hey cool cars you got there could

you send us a couple of those we send

thousands we're like okay here you go

North Korea you repal North Korea here's

the cars worth of millions and millions

anyway here's the billing pay whenever

it's convenient for you they still

haven't paid us 50 years and I don't

think they're going to pay us I just

don't for some reason I don't know why I

don't think it's going to happen man is

Volvo doing youing idiots you it so hard

I curse wo God damn should this go on

the list of things I should never ask a

Swedish person about I think so yes even

no yeah yes it does Ken yes it does what

is this Volvo on the right is this

scrapping all the cars throwing my

probably probably because now fast

forward today Volvo sld to China so it

didn't matter second we import Norway's

trash that's what we do now so so you're

telling me the Norway's over there

living it up with all their money and we

get their and they send Sweden their

trash so that you can create heat and

electricity do you pay for the trash

most likely we're

idiots but it's okay Ken because Sweden

we have F I don't know if you heard

about this a coffee yes it's a coffee

break call it f it's awesome usually you

have a lemonade or sft as we call it

with the kenel bu our King wears really

funny

hats that's cool right and Sweden twice

population of Norway that's way better

right okay and we have Midsummer

wonderful tradition we the kakaka yeah

yeah so we have the world famous that

everyone knows yeah Abba uhuh that's

right yeah and of course PewDiePie they

don't have him anymore let's be honest

he mov to Japan he's gone and that's why

Sweden is the best

country

yay sweet the best country

ever which is why I don't live there

anymore because I want everyone else to

enjoy you removed yourself for everybody

and this is for you guys should you

should thank your thank your PewDiePie

Sweden I hope this was educational and

that you learned a lot I learned a whole

lot wow I really understand Sweden now

and it is the best it's the best don't

say that you have your potato chips and

your hamburger yeah I got

hamburgers