David Dobrik Is OVER, Danny Aarons Bites Back & Mr Beast LEAVES YouTube! FULL POD EP.164

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23 Jan 202488:23

Summary

TLDRThis script captures a lively conversation from an episode of 'The Fellas' podcast, where the hosts delve into various topics with humor and spontaneity. They start by discussing the potential of being offered a drink like Coke and swiftly move into a rich dialogue about their dietary preferences, emphasizing vegan options. The conversation takes a dynamic turn towards the entertainment world, mentioning the end of DLC songs for the Rock Band game, reflecting on their TikTok live experiences, and discussing the visibility of public figures on social media platforms. The hosts also touch upon personal grooming tips, the unexpected journey of a celebrity on TikTok, and wrap up with a playful debate on their looks, leveraging a 'looks maxing' service to inject humor and introspection about self-image and societal standards.

Takeaways

  • 😄 They discuss getting a 'looks maxing' review done and share their results
  • 🤔 They consider what type of viral WhatsApp message they could create about KSI
  • 🎥 They call Danny Aarons to ask if he will actually fight the Youtuber Jack Doherty
  • 😮 Danny says the fight likely won't happen but he wants to fight an 'American idiot'
  • 📽 They talk about how MrBeast posted a full video on OnlyFans and plan to see how much money he earned from it
  • 🤑 The video has over 120 million views after a week which likely earned MrBeast over $100k
  • 👀 They revisit some classic viral WhatsApp hoaxes like the James Rodriguez gender reassignment and Wembley lasagne stories
  • 🎮 They discuss how longtime David Dobrik collaborator Jason Nash now relies on TikTok live for income
  • 🐶 Cal talks about getting a new tiny dog named Alfonso despite being scammed on the breed
  • 🎥 They look forward to discussing the movie 'Godzilla vs. Kong' after watching it before the next podcast

Q & A

  • What prank does the group discuss doing regarding KSI?

    -They discuss starting a fake WhatsApp rumor that KSI is secretly gay and dating a man, since he never shows his girlfriend publicly.

  • What is the context around the James Rodriguez gender rumor they reference?

    -It was a viral WhatsApp forward claiming Rodriguez had transitioned to becoming a woman, which is why he disappeared from top level football.

  • What is the guest's opinion on potentially fighting social media star Jack Dy?

    -He says Jack Dy doesn't actually want to fight and is just being antagonistic for attention, but he's ready to fight others who are serious about it.

  • What movie does one host recommend the others watch?

    -Godzilla vs. Kong, a recent Japanese monster movie that has received strong reviews.

  • What is the hosts' theory about the popularity of disturbing content from streamers like Jack Dy?

    -They believe it appeals to people with low intelligence who enjoy that type of rude and horrible behavior.

  • What rumor had one staffer recently shared about David Dobrik?

    -That Dobrik was in end-of-life care, which turned out to be false.

  • What are the hosts waiting to find out regarding MrBeast posting full videos on Twitter?

    -How much money he earned from his recent test of posting a full mainstream video there, to see if the platform can be lucrative.

  • What iconic football rumor is referenced about lasagna?

    -That Arsenal players got food poisoning from lasagna before a big match against Tottenham.

  • What did Christian Bale score on the looksmax test the hosts tried?

    -He scored a face rating of 7.5 out of 10 and a sexual market value score of 10 out of 10.

  • What is the podcast guest Danny Aarons known for?

    -He is a popular FIFA gaming YouTuber who is now transitioning into boxing and vlogging.

Outlines

00:00

🥤 Debate Over Beverage Preferences and Dietary Choices

The conversation starts with a light-hearted debate over preferred beverages, highlighting a preference for Cherry Freeze over Coke, and transitions into discussing food choices. The discussion reveals one of the speakers' choice for a vegan diet, emphasizing the shift away from conventional diets towards more nutrient-rich options. This segment sets the tone for a casual yet insightful exchange on personal preferences and lifestyle choices, reflecting broader themes of health consciousness and dietary trends.

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🎮 Nostalgia and Change in Video Game Culture

This paragraph delves into the end of an era for the game 'Rock Band,' which has stopped making DLC songs after 15 years. The conversation reflects on the longevity of the game and the impact of evolving digital content on traditional gaming formats. Additionally, the speakers touch upon the phenomenon of live streaming on platforms like TikTok, revealing the changing landscape of how games and content creators engage with audiences. This segment offers insights into the intersection of technology, entertainment, and cultural shifts in gaming.

10:05

📱 Social Media's Impact on Public Figures

The dialogue shifts to discuss the profound impact of social media on the lives of public figures, using Jason Nash as a case study. The speakers discuss how Nash's online presence, particularly on TikTok, contrasts sharply with his previous prominence in the YouTube series 'David's Vlogs.' The discussion explores themes of visibility, the pressures of constant content creation, and the potentially diminishing returns of fame as mediated through social media platforms. This segment offers a nuanced perspective on the complexities of internet fame and its effects on personal and professional identities.

15:05

🤔 Reflections on Content Creation and Personal Growth

This paragraph continues the exploration of social media's impact, focusing on the dynamic between content creators and their platforms. It discusses the opportunities and challenges faced by influencers like Jason Nash and compares these to other content creators' experiences. The conversation touches upon the significance of adaptability in content creation and the search for meaningful engagement with audiences. Through these reflections, the speakers underscore the evolving nature of digital landscapes and the ongoing quest for authenticity and relevance in the public eye.

20:09

💡 Discussing Opportunities and Challenges in the Podcasting World

The conversation transitions to the potential and pitfalls in the podcasting industry, referencing a lucrative offer made to David Dobrik and Jason Nash. The discussion highlights the decision-making process behind accepting or declining such opportunities, reflecting broader themes of creative autonomy, financial considerations, and the evolving media landscape. This segment serves as a microcosm for the broader challenges and decisions faced by content creators in balancing creative integrity with commercial success.

25:09

🌐 The Influence of Appearance in Digital Spaces

The dialogue introduces the concept of 'looks maxing,' a service that critiques and offers advice on improving one's appearance based on submitted photos. The speakers engage with this service personally, revealing their ratings and the feedback received. This discussion opens up conversations about the value placed on appearance in digital and social contexts, the pressures of public perception, and the curious intersection of vanity and self-improvement in the age of social media.

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Keywords

💡Podcast

The video is a podcast, which is an episodic series of audio or video digital media files that users can download to listen to or watch. In this podcast, the hosts Cal, Chip, and Prod discuss random topics in a conversational format. Podcasts allow creators to share content with listeners in an informal way.

💡Forwarded messages

The hosts talk about funny fake WhatsApp forwarded messages, like one claiming a soccer player was transitioning genders. These viral messages spread misinformation but are amusing. The hosts brainstorm creating their own fake forwarded message about KSI to see how far it spreads.

💡Looksmaxing

Looksmaxing refers to efforts people make to maximize their physical attractiveness. The hosts discuss a looksmaxing service they used where the provider critiques your appearance. They read the brutal feedback given on their flaws and strengths.

💡Lasagna

As part of their discussion on fake forwarded messages, the hosts read a funny made-up story about making a massive lasagna to feed people in a crisis. This shows how absurd forwarded content can be.

💡Godzilla

One host recommends an acclaimed Japanese Godzilla movie to watch. This illustrates the wide range of topics discussed and how the hosts give each other entertainment recommendations.

💡Twitch

The hosts criticize content creators who stream troubling behavior on Twitch just to get views and money. Their comments reveal their standards for appropriate content.

💡Boxing

The hosts call boxer Danny Aarons to ask about fighting another YouTuber. This demonstrates the podcast hosts' insider access and relationships with internet celebrities.

💡OnlyFans

There is joking reference to dogs having OnlyFans accounts, poking fun at the explosion of influencers using the platform. This highlights the hosts' knowledge of internet culture.

💡Influencers

The hosts reference various influencers like David Dobrik, MrBeast, and KSI. As internet celebrities themselves, they discuss the world of online fame.

💡Misinformation

By planning to spread a fake message themselves, the hosts underline how easily misinformation travels online. Their prank will prove this danger.

Highlights

The hosts discuss getting a 'looks maxing' review done on themselves

They compare their looks maxing scores and sexual market value ratings

The hosts call Danny Aarons to ask if his fight with Jack Dottie will actually happen

They discuss the hype around the new Godzilla movie and agree to watch and review it

Stanley told them David Dobrik was in end of life care, but it was false information

They read a classic forwarded WhatsApp hoax about James Rodriguez getting gender reassignment surgery

They come up with a fake WhatsApp forward about KSI bringing his boyfriend to a clinic appointment

They get KSI's permission to spread the fake message and see how far it travels

They finalize the fake message to make it look like a real WhatsApp forward

They plan to have their team members spread the message through different group chats

Bryce thinks Danny Aarons vs. Bryce Hall would be a good first fight for Danny

They discuss MrBeast posting full videos on Twitter and how it could change content creation

Cal thinks the Godzilla movie could be good based on its Letterboxd score

They talk about wanting to do a dog podcast episode with all their dogs making appearances

The hosts wrap up the episode and promote their clips channel and other platforms

Transcripts

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are we not allowed like a bottle of Coke

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or something just like a little cheeky

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one all I could offer you is drink

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Prime out no oh look look look yeah what

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flavor is that what Cherry freeze a

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cherry freeze go now bust

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me can you put your food away smells so

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bad me saying

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no please that food stinks man why does

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it smells so bad let me tell you what

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I've gone for so people like probably

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just want to know what I'm on vgan

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you're in it d no no no you know I ain't

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on that hipster [ __ ] baroka beef that's

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not how you say it of course it's not

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how you say it I bued it um but yeah

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it's lovely nutrients the lot welcome

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back guys to another episode of the

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fellas the fellas pods and uh yeah man

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that's all I got to say really I think

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we'll wrap it up now you know what

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people people loved us talking about the

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uh the rock they realize that we were

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dialed into that that no we were on that

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kind of [ __ ] you know got some got some

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news today Rock B the game no they don't

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have cancer um rock band have stopped

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making DLC songs for the game after like

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that's a TR 15 years 2,800 songs is that

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how many they have on there yeah but the

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you know what the crazy thing is they've

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only just stopped now how [ __ ] old of

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those who the hell is still

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play hey pal you know what I was on Tik

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Tok live last no I wasn't on Tik Tok

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live I was on Tik Tok and and a live

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came up of a guy just playing gyro just

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just got stuck in there man you know he

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Pleasures a woman better than anyone

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ever 100% bro I sent him like 10 hot

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dogs okay speaking of Tik Tok lives I

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want to talk about this real quick cuz

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there actually a really sad story oh no

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yeah it is a little bit sad you look

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like you're going to fart you want to

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let one go N I was going to put my foot

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down on not with the shoes and then I

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realized got my shoes on we'll take your

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shoes off then you know what I find

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really sad right is I went on it and

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there's a guy called Jason Nash you'll

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remember him from the David do vlogs man

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and I clicked on him once cuz I heard

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this thing that he is always live on Tik

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Tok yeah constantly and then he came up

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once and I was like you know what I just

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want to click I want to see like what

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does this guy do on live because this is

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his full-time job now he does this I go

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on there there's like 500 people

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watching it and it's just he's just

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constantly like hey man thank you for

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the thank you for the

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satellite thank you for the like no like

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thank you for the candy [ __ ] like that

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right I'm confused and I'm just saying

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like you were part of the biggest

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YouTube series or one of the biggest

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YouTube series which is David do vlogs

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how is it that you've ended up doing

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that wait like is it not satire like no

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no no no no no no no no it's it's not

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it's not it's not like you've seen those

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NPC streamers where they're like I can't

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I don't even want to do it but you know

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what I'm talking about gy

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mode they're funny though they are so

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his isn't that his is dead serious yeah

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and I just watched it and it actually

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made me feel a little bit bad because I

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was watching a man like do something

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that like it's quite it looks quite like

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um like degrading for someone of that

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size not even not even just anybody

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doing what he was doing and they're like

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that's not that's not alive I the thing

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is it's almost similar to Twitch in the

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sense that it's like thanks for the bits

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you know it's similar but that's

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occasional and you'll be doing other

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stuff while it happens right so you'll

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be gaming or you'll be this is just

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focused on that no it literally is that

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every 15 seconds is they like d and then

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someone will join he's like okay we're

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going to play a game with and it's

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usually like an only fans girl or

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something I the thing is I don't

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understand he he's still like well known

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like he's still I just don't know why

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and because like I said he had like 500

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people in there now I get recommended to

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stream all the time and I'm always

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looking at the viewers and it's like

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between 500 and like 700 and I'm be like

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do you you can't earn that much money

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doing Tik Tok live right so maybe maybe

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you can I don't know maybe you maybe you

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actually can so is the question is did

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he not save his money well or well I

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don't know anyways I could

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see he was he was funny in the David the

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guy I think with thems he did get [ __ ]

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over a little bit like I think David

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obviously gave him a nice life and um

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had him in the videos but did you see

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that podcast clip I think it said it in

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sent it into the fellas chat um of him

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talking about it and how like David now

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is on like some mad party Vibe and he

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never used to drink he used to

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constantly just grind whilst everyone

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else was living life he'd film everyone

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and now he's just like partying doesn't

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want to work when everyone's like bro I

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need to work you say that though but

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like I mention I mentioned this on a

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previous podcast in this season he still

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bangs Snapchat and he makes a fortune

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off that so he's just looking at that

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going this is easy cash for me I guess I

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guess the difference is like back then

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David probably would be banging Snapchat

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whilst also gring everything now he's

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like got the Snapchat fallback which is

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relatively easy cuz you are just you

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know you're just filming everything to

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be honest and yeah then he's making so

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much off that he's like damn well [ __ ]

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it I'm just going to going to party life

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they also offered like a $10 million

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podcast deal between the two of them so

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views podcast Jason and David and uh

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David said no and he's like bro we just

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need to do an hour and a half a week

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just like allow me like this is

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life-changing money for me and he's like

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no I can't be asked no that's such a

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weird that's such a moral dilemma but

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well the the podcast that I watched

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which he was on they he was talking

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about how they offered the deal and

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David said no who offered that deal

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I'm where could where can we find a deal

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like who offered that deal uh all right

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anyways look I I don't know why I

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started on a on a bit of a sad note that

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I don't know it just kind of made me sad

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I was watching it and then I'd like to

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have him on this podcast I would have

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him on this podcast 100% he's really

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funny as well so yeah you know we don't

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normally find Americans funny but this

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guy you know I'm I give him a who's the

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funniest American person you know I know

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[ __ ] Lo no who's the funniest

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American like who do you watching go

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yeah you're funny F Von there we go yeah

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all right you win Beetle

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Juice do you think be juice rocks up and

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he like practices material and stuff not

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like necessarily but you know

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Ro just got a sauce like that I know I

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feel that all right anyways look we

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wanted to get into uh something I mean

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let me let me let pry see introduce this

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one because this is a great way to get

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the Vibes up in here so I've got a a

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confession to you Cal you are not the

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only person to knew about this chip also

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did message me about this this thing so

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if you guys would have seen on Twitter

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this week Luke Dutch he's a he's a big

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Twitter account and a Tik toer he

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essentially reacts to stuff and he did

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this looks maxing uh scheme I guess you

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can call it so this is it on the screen

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right now to people that don't know what

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looks maxing is it's where see the

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screen yeah can we pull the St can you

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pull the TV down please just a tiny bit

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for me um so what looks maxing is

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perfect is a thing where you would send

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in a picture right and then people will

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give you feedback on how like your flaws

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but it's very in depth and by the way I

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will say this isn't like an AI thing

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though I believe it is a person that

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does this and tells you how you can

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looks Max which is maximizing your looks

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but the way they do that is obviously by

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completely ripping apart you first so

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they've done Christian Bale here and

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let's be honest Christian Bale he's to

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me I would have I'm giv him like a nine

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out of 10 they've given him a phas

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rating of 7.5 out of 10 highly

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attractive but they gave him an smv

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score of 10 out of 10 and underneath

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that it says gigachad do I don't know

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what well we'll be able to to find that

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out I'm sure let's have a look at what

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smv means BR you why don't you just uh

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wait bry's purchased the product it says

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let me tell you I purchased the most

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expensive package which which was uh

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which was $36 so still pretty reasonable

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but but he he niced us here guys I

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purchased the $36 package thinking it'

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just be per person I paid the once he

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did all three of us let's go he G you by

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the wayy before we go into looks Max I

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have to do a quick confession you know I

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was up at Christmas with my mom and she

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goes how's your how's your producer

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doing what's his name again I was like

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oh well we call him proddy she's like I

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like a bit of proddy

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me and I

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thought I thought to myself I was like

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he's clapped wait no man br's a

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good-looking guy no he's he is midw

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though like I would give you on this

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looks Max I would give you like a seven

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fair enough so this is why I was like I

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told my mom I was there like he's like a

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seven out of 10 like why are you why are

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you saying that and she's like I think

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he's good

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looking I think this when I met her me

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it's going to give me a tough time this

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look maxing thing I think I'm going to

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they Christian Bale a 7.5 and this look

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look on Christian Bale's look it says

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this long midf face if they reckon he

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has a long mid face wait till they get

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him you know what though Our Fate really

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rests in the hands of pry cuz we don't

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know what pictures we've used here oh

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right can I just preface this I've sent

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one picture each for all of us and then

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I gave our Instagrams so he has gone

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through and I've already seen the

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pictures he's used he's taken from our

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Instagrams he's done this quite detailed

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right let's run this up then oh god

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let's go all right let's start I think

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we start with I'm excited manate don't

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look at the TV cuz I need need I'm tring

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to wait wait chip give me your

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prediction how what do you think they're

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going to give your face rating I'll be

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happy if based on that I'll be happy if

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I get above a five to be honest I think

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I think you'll get like a six yeah I'll

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take a six I'll be honest I'll be honest

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like we got to be looking at like three

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I think I'd take a three n man you

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better look no no no no no no just

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because I know how brutal these are I

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think if I get a

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three I I'd be okay with a three if it's

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below I swear you look really nice on

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Instagram I think on if he's gone

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through your Instagram I think you're I

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think you're in a good shape you call me

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a catfish on Instagram not you you know

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I always loved you are you're 6 for3

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you're lean muscular these days I wonder

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what the smv rating is I don't know what

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that stands for I what I can imagine is

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it takes in like your overall package

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because they've called him a giga Chad

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right and that would imply that they

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know that he is obviously Christian Bale

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yeah um and just the aura I wonder if

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smv stands for Aura right guys I can

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tell you smv is uh the ratings based of

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which country you live in oh what so

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he's he's a 10 out of 10 in America is

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he Liv in America America or does he

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live in the UK so wait so wait if he's a

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10 out of 10 in America where would he

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not be that that's not where he's from

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though he just lives there he's from

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Bournemouth yeah Christian B oh so

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they're saying oh wait no no no no

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because it says Us in the inet yeah I'm

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assuming he lives in Hollywood yeah so

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what they're saying he's a 10 out of 10

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in the US but where would he then not be

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a where is better looking than that then

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like do you know what I mean yeah I

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don't know I I'm not too sure it means

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that you know Pro right well look let's

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dos would you guys like to start with

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you or me get me out you and let's get

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me out of the way so I haven't by the

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way I haven't looked at this at all so C

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no I bro I got sent it I was so worried

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it wasn't going to come in time all

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right come on let's go right here we go

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so oh God we need to explain this for

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the audio listeners as well boys do you

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guys want to go through what mine what

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mine says okay so we say proddy age 26

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they've uh given you your face rating is

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6.5 out of 10 I to 6% what

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the Wow Let's Go Dale looking real good

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over there pal uh all right so let's

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just do let's let's go through your

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flaws first okay prod this is wait the

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SM smv rating I live in the UK is8 out

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of 10 top 0. 134% that is wild isn't it

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wowy you are serious oh my God hold on

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additions influencer yeah that's crazy

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you

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what I gave him my Instagram let me go

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through your flaws are you going to be

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okay cuz I know you're a bit of a

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sensitive Soul so I'll be all right I

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think I think I'll be all right here we

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go mid facial

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fat what is mid facial

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fat

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lip all right upper

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eyelid exposure what's that damn you can

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see the upper eye bro yeah here looking

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looking a bit too wait is that not a

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good thing who knows those man didn't

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realize light eyebrows that's a receding

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hair oh bro wait till they get onto US

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chip you you might you might have a good

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score you know the thing is you don't

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you don't have any pictures where the

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the thead that's the thing you cover it

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really well I think you'll be all right

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hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa We're All in

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This Together uh thinner than

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ideal oh frdy I'm in with you bro I'm in

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with you that giraffe neck I don't okay

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so wait I need to doing neck exercises

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oh [ __ ] let's go yeah your smv score is

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uh 8 out of 10 which puts you in the

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0.34% it feels like he just makes up the

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percentages but okay oh my god let's now

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your strength there's a lot of strengths

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here prod which is great news right yeah

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good news I guess what the [ __ ] we'll go

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with ar you've got arm guys yeah if you

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could what's a long ramas a a masculine

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want look these up whilst we stay on the

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I can look it off my phone tral jaw

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shape forwardly grown

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mandible oh you know what I think the

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Trap Zoid thing is this cuz my jaw and

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like I've got quite a pronounced jaw to

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my yeah it does it does say good chin

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projection wide High set

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cheekbones uh uh ideal eye spacing oh c

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Cupid's bow so put it this way what's

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that Cupid's bow what's that I don't

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know it says C keeping down

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me oh compact orbital bone I always

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thought that about you pal light eye

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color good nose size Round of Applause y

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let's go I've always been a bit

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self-conscious in my nose cuz it's very

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triangular like a perfect isoc triang

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you got nice nose man especially 101°

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nasolabial angle bro literally straight

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nose no acne straight white teeth oh my

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God all right can we can we do me next

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please the teeth the teeth a great I

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hide them well I need to get braces man

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you're looking good probably I think you

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might have taken the dub on this because

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you you're actually a good looking guy

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and he and the Pix he's used are very

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good as well right bus me bus me bus me

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all right car here we go brother bus me

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bus me all right bro all right here we

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go this is for me oh I got over five

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yeah looking good okay here oh wait the

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floors list is quite long D hold hold on

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am I getting smoked for a big upper lip

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big right go through it one by one for

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the audio listens we need to sry let me

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start uh let me read let me read out

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car's profile for him okay so 190 cm 6'3

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that's in the green that's positive mid

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lean body fat percentage yep looking

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nice there a face rating of 5.5 which is

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in the top 30% I think I think they um

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you know they they've not seen enough of

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you bro you're higher than that in my

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opinion smv 7.5 out of 10 top 0.62 well

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done in the UK that's good higher than

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you then let's talk about some of your

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flaws similar to prod you got that mid

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facial fat something we got to work on

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wait can can we find out what the hell

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mid facial fat annoyingly K I've just

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got to tell you you've got average

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mandible forward

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growth you know what not only is the

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hair receding he says slightly receded

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chin oh they're giving me the C

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treatment man that's crazy mouth fre

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them average jaw width

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long long long mid f

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well hold on hold on hold on hold on

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he's called you mid he's called me long

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big uper lip big upper lip wait can I

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ask the question about the big upper lip

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right I thought having lips like you

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like you we've got big lips I thought

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that was a good thing or is that only

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good in women H maybe I don't know cuz

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let's be honest they've given they've

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roasted proddy for thin lips py let me

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see your

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lips yeah so there must be like a

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balance between me and prod then that

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were missing out on um upt nose I don't

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respect my nose please no but to be fair

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like when I look at you straight on I

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can you look like thin there yeah when

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you look at you straight on you can kind

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of see like up the nose like into it a

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little bit so I get what you're saying

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but is that why people say that I look

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like faith I don't think it's a bad

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thing maybe yeah maybe slightly hooked

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nose light eyebrows again I don't think

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that's a bad thing but trim's gone mad

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is what says just says hair loss hair

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loss not evened you'll finished I

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slightly protrusive ears oh hold on N I

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don't know about them protrusive mean

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outwards yeah I don't know I don't know

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hey don't worry about that anyway

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because we've got a longer list of

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strengths okay okay so we got um some of

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the stuff on here we have got 2.1 chin

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to filter them what a masculine draw

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angle a long Ramos you've also got a

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Cupid's Bow high set cheekbones full

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lips so wait wait wait these are saging

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me up they're saying I got a big upper

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lip is a flop maybe maybe the upper

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lip's too big maybe that's what they're

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saying almond eyes

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um minimal minimal upper eyelid exposure

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that's nice ideal eye spacing deep set

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eyes um horizontally long eyes 3 to1 eye

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ratio how does he work out this ratio

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unbelievable 3.1 eye ratio um what else

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we got above oh oh hold on wait score

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down bottom one or right there above

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average physique let's go yo yo I'm just

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saying like prod didn't have that on

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there

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yeah heyy symmetrical face straight wife

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teeth you've got a good neck width as

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well great skin tone sorry that NE good

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job you're white I'm just saying though

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like that's crazy yeah no cuz you just

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been on holiday in that you just come

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back from what you saying Pro you got

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good neck width and you get all the

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draff jokes and I got thin neck yeah no

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no but it's just cuz you have you got

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like the stubby build whereas me m is

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like in line with everything you know

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right so you're in proportion I'm not

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I'm not looking forward all right so you

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know what I'll be honest with you 5.5

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out of 10 I I am very very happy with

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that like is a 7.5 I'd like to at least

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be matching that if you get less of me I

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swear to God you could just [ __ ] it's a

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[ __ ] long day for me please are we

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ready

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yeah oh I'm just just about smv scores

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in a month

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brother Bry what kind of this what kind

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of picture she used in oh wait the

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middle one the middle you they're all

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over a year old oh my God the middle

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pick no do you want me to show you the

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pics I sent no no no just did you send

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any of those or they all no they they're

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all from the insta oh he he put youy

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you've you've got you got my height

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wrong and everything we had a

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conversation you're 5'11 I'm 183 cm hey

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hey look I know you're upset about your

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score oh my God they said additions by

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the way they didn't even even call you

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an influencer they give you podcast yeah

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man this is crazy man my mom is a

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podcast got thin neck slightly hooked

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nose AED jaw with mid facial fat again

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seems like we've all taken that L there

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slightly hold on wait no you skipped

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over slightly Reed CH I was just about

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you know I think that's the mouth bre

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[ __ ] that's just what we own in it can

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you you say for the audio listeners as

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well you got a 6 out of 10 face rating

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yeah and a s out of 10 smv score so you

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both are lower than me yeah in the comat

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can you actually just Google what smv

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score is because just just Google looks

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maxing smv score because I think this is

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quite important yeah yeah yeah we need

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to know what that is like I actually am

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not sure seual market value oh wow I'm

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at the bottom right uh what did I get

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yeah you are I'm at the bottom of us

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three of sexual market value I'm down in

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the tell so wait ladies would rather

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have sex with proddy and trap him trap

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they would tra to with a kid yoy which

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pictures finally I don't think that

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plays out I want to know out of all

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these pictures which one did you send I

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didn't send any of them I but I sent the

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links to the Instagrams yeah get so he

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so the picture I actually used of you

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was the one you in that nice Gucci shirt

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which um you sat by the fountain in Rome

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I'm not going to lie I could tell Chip's

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burning I'm upset you know why I'm upset

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though because um these are all like you

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know that middle picture yeah but that's

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you that's crazy but that's you bro no

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but that is about four years 5 years old

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6 years old that's the way they found

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the protruding jaw yeah I guess so I

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guess that makes sense doesn't it yeah

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all right so go through some of your um

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strengths so my strengths what have I

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got what's going on for wait wait hold

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up they said you got that ozal build the

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wide eye spacing oh yeah I guess that

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makes sense what what what got full lips

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I got I got the full lips almond eyes

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mine look similar to yours horizontally

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long eyes 3 to1 ey r show full dark

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eyebrows I'll take that full hair

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eyebrows close to the eye you're the

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only one that cut the hair the hair

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compliment yeah I guess that's good no

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acne straight white teeth yeah like

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cheek Cod there great skin tone non

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producive wall shaped ears well-shaped

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ears symmetrical face okay may me feel a

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bit bad now you know what I will take

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this I think that's quite good I would

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have you know what what we're going to

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do is this is what we're going to do go

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we're going to get some of the other

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boys and we're going to do that for the

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next episode leave a comment down below

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do you want us to look smack can I just

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say as well we have an update on this

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coming for the next podcast yeah we have

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your glowup tips that are going to be

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sent

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through oh so he's done tips for how we

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can all glow up essentially and he's

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going to send them through for the next

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podcast and we can increase our score

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yes exactly okay nice that's great mine

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mine will probably just have a flag of

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turkey but other than that that's very

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it's very exciting for me and prod

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because you know if we if we sort that

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out prod we might be in with you guys

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are in for a good trans at score I don't

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know how I can save mine oh hey there's

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always room for improvement there is is

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there's always room for impr I can tell

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I know you I feel like you're actually

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actually upset though he is actually

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upset because the fact that he was even

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close to me is

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crazy no no no no no you are a goodl

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looking guy no no no no no like in your

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in your

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space I'm only 0. five above you that's

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so like we're on the same level but when

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it sexual Market bro I'm down bro down

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horrendous bro look that has killed chip

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off man look these are the pictures I

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sent by the way boys so all nice holiday

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can I say like he we those are all much

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better picks than what he used yeah like

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we all look really nice there but at the

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end of the day I'm glad that he you gave

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him our insta because that is a true

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ranking right there there's no hiding

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[ __ ] yeah oh damn I I I actually uh feel

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like I look really nice there

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in that picture do you guys agree he

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would have looked at that picture mate

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so he's not looked at that picture well

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he

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done that can't be a six can it

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boys am I really down that bad look chit

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am I a six you know what I like about

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these ratings I always thought myself as

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at least a 7.5 like if I'm genuinely

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honest like you well you got a seven

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that is your sexual market value like at

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the end of the day you are live you're a

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seven I'm a seven and all to be fair if

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you actually all ined me a seven would

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probably be a rough good idea given you

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if you took everything see the bank

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balance SL bias slight bias yeah if they

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saw my if they saw my personal bank

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balance we'd be in trouble can I just

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say chip what if we send through the

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Baker and he gets high schore on you no

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so this is what we're going to do guys

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next time we need a list of people you

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guys need us I'm real trouble and we'll

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get that in how long that come oh like

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24 hours oh wow great service okay well

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shout out to him man because $36 as well

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is a very good price yeah hey we don't

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get a cut of this [ __ ] let's stop let's

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stop promoting that damn don't let my we

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will leave the link to doing it in the

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description don't let her see that

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because she going to see that seven and

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think damn I'm dating a man with a seven

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on smv like by the way I got to get my

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money up just thinking about this now do

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you think that women would do that cuz

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for me I'm just thinking now like I know

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a lot of girls would no no no not look

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at that sorry do that to themselves

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because I feel like they're they're

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staring like cold hard truth in the face

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I think yeah you can't speak for all of

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them but I think it would take it too

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personally and like genuinely be upset

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yeah because I Look to as I I really I'm

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not that I'm not AR enough to the point

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where that take on chin like it's

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obviously B our receding chins like we

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know that we can take that on our

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receding chins I think most of them

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would be fine but like anyone that's a

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bit self-conscious about it might look

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at it and go home and be like [ __ ]

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hell man it does get in your head

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though yeah no I'm saying to like they

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would get in their head like they might

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be like oh I don't care Oh but then when

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they go home maybe they put on an outfit

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or something and they're they're like

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I'm a six like damn like I'm I'm going

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like Pub tonight am I going to go stand

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in the mirror and be

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like yeah if I was dressing up for

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something and someone said you dress

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badly I'll be far more offended than

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that at that than someone saying you're

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not the best looking oh yeah that that

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is yeah that's actually so like you go

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to a party whatever you've got a lovely

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little fit on you know stop top clubber

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you've got your finest clubber on a away

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day type beat someone comes up to up to

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you didn't pass you dressing for the

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occasion e that's that shuts you down I

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would say for a guy if you tell a guy

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that he his he doesn't dress well yeah

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in general then I think that would be a

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bigger insult than saying you said that

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to me you actually say that to me all

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the time now don't he yeah sometimes

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lazy with your drip in the office I'm

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the same I'm I'm just lazy with it

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that's all it is you know in my wardrobe

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there are many nice outfits but I'm I

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wake up in the morning I open first of

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all it's become too much i' I've started

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getting rid of a lot of the clothes cuz

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it's just like yo there's too much going

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on too much choice is stupid because

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then it's like oh I don't know what to

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wear here so I'm trying to minimalize it

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get it down blue t-shirt some uni caros

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and then I'm done I want to be like Mark

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Zucker bug I like that well that's not

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un and then when we go out to the nice

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places then I have my little cheeky uh

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special

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like a little jacket you know about on I

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went to my first restaurant actually in

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New York where first restaurant sorry I

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went to a restaurant where it was

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required to wear dinner jacket and all

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that stuff it was very nice but yeah to

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wear dinner jacket and [ __ ] so I had a

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little blue one was it worth it yeah I

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mean was it worth the price I don't know

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like n like was it worth dressing up for

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yeah it was nice I felt like you know I

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felt like very nice very Dapper I would

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always say it is very difficult to

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besides the obvious it is very difficult

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to overdress for something in the sense

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okay so if you wear a suit and tie on a

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night outright okay fine but what I mean

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is if you rock up somewhere and you're

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unsure about what to

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wear if you come prepared and you look

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dapper and you look sharp that is always

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better than turning up in like a hoodie

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and trackies let me reaffirm your point

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there I've never rocked up to somewhere

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where I might be worried about that kind

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of thing dressed right seen the guy

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dressed really nice and and gone he he's

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overdressed not bed never you never

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think that do you if you see him and and

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you got go to a movie premere the dress

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code is actually not suit and tie it's

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just wear nice got a nice hoodie on some

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nice pants whatever guy comes in he's

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wearing a Blazer and all that with a tie

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I wouldn't think anything wrong with it

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yeah you can't really yeah you're right

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feel like you're right what some people

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say is there's the counter argument to

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that which is if there is a dress code

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and you dress quite underneath it yeah

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then you're almost saying like uh I'm

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too cool you know I'm too cool to I

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don't need to wear that I I don't

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conform to standards of this now I see

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why people might think that that is like

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a bit of a statement but I I I think the

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people that do do it like that also come

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in with a serious level of like

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confidence and that's why when they see

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like oh when you see a celebrity they're

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not dressing up like they dressed down

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for it that's because when they walk in

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somewhere they have a they have a

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serious level of confidence about them

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that that plays off whereas if you just

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turn up and you're not like that

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confident or whatever and you've dressed

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down that's that's a you got to rock up

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and own it man got your [ __ ] B

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whatever you what however you decide to

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dress you have to own it got your balls

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out you have your balls out no it's

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metaphorical what I mean by that is

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before every event like that before you

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go in walk

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in and you can go to the toilet after

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but you sniff your balls beforehand test

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boost test boost walking like you

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[ __ ] own the place Stanley does it

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Stanley did it at the pub last week

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before we walked in Stanley does it

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every day before he walks into the

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office yeah before he sits down for the

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edit it's called the Stannis

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sniff no that's the other one that's the

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other thing whoa yeah I don't know what

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you're talking about that's the other

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thing he gets up to um look chip things

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will be going well for you yeah bottom

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of my so's quite clean yeah that is

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actually rare by the way your your feet

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are

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flat um yeah but they are you got like

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paddles no you know like a rat's foot so

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you know what a rat foot looks like it's

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like mad skinny and long yeah that's you

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got well for those that don't know I had

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to go to uh forgot what they're called

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um it's like a foot Orthopedic or yeah

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and I got them I had custom things fit

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had to be fitted [ __ ] so expensive R

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like I was like you know like if you go

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to a shop and buy them to like 15 quid

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but if you have them custom made there

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was like £600 for just one pair and it's

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like half of the size of your foot and

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it only goes on the back half and it's

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like got all these different lumps and

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stuff to like recreate the arch in your

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foot and like all that crap did it work

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yeah it did work they are still like

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relatively flat but they would hurt

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constantly just anytime like I'll be

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lying in bed my feet just hurt like so

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they had it was something to do with the

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archers not being supported and it can

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also cause back problems and stuff cuz

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all just stems up from the bottom really

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and then had to get that sorted out but

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yeah now I'm chilling you're lucky the

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want a picture of your feet on the look

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Maxi thing that might have cooked you oh

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that would have cooked me differently

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but it makes it hard for running when I

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run my two feet are different so like

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one my left foot fixs fits perfectly

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inside my n r shoe my right foot moves

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around inside who and they're both

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different sizes just [ __ ] nuts it God

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just gave up when he got to the B got to

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the God just gave up in General on me

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bro was like this guy [ __ ] him uh but

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you got a you you got a new member of

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your family yes oh I should have brought

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the dog in Alonso man yeah I've got a

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dog he's called Alfonso he's a small

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he's a toy multi poo but you got to

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explain the story about how you got

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scammed I didn't get scammed what what I

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did get scammed I told the misss I want

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I'll get a small dog like a puppy but it

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grows bigger so it's calm multipu does

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grow a bit but she didn't tell me that

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it was a toy multi poo we get to the

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place in Leicester where we're picking a

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dog up like damn like where she brings

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her mom out like Dam mom's small though

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she looks the if I have a picture of the

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mom it was crazy the mom looked like a

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trailer park mom but it was a dog she

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had the bow with all the hair down I was

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like damn like you look

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ratchet yeah you are a bad

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dog you not a good boy good girl

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hey the do mom look that she been on

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[ __ ] hard

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man coming around sniffing I was like

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whoa so I was like ah she really small

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the dog must have gone to town dog must

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have

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B the [ __ ] dad was crazy he came out

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smaller the short King

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won proof short Kings can

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Shing stocks are

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high skinniest

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[ __ ] he looked like he looked

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like a skinny nerd with

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glasses and I was like oh my

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God they both the parents look like

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crack addicts it was so it was like a

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crazy and what they were way smaller

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than you thought so were you looking at

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it going like I was like d like but bro

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going to get bigger than that right cuz

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when I met him he was small just like

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fitting into his hand and then she's

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like yeah so his parents obviously she's

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a toy poodle he's a toy mtis or whatever

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and s's like a so he's a toy multi she

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like yeah and I'm like what I didn't I

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thought I was getting a Molly poo now

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you're telling me I'm getting one that's

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like five times smaller is that what it

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is this is how big you will get no way

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say that again no he going to get this

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big like he's a little bit smaller than

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this right now I I don't know how big

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he's going to get but like he can't be

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getting much bigger cuz they were small

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now be honest maybe maximum he gets is

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like the size of that

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lamp so he's a teacup dog pretty much

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yeah like he is small and he very yappy

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he biting and [ __ ] y that's just a puppy

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though is that normal yeah that's fine a

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well you got to control the yaps a

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little bit yeah yeah we were doing it

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this morning like he's yapping to come

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up on the bed um he's [ __ ]

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everywhere that's normal though that's

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normal but he does like pee and poo on

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his we and so what about the

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dog anyway less about the

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misses what about Alonso but yeah he

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always he always doing that crazy [ __ ]

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you know will he be um smaller than Lola

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do you reckon yeah yeah yeah bit quite a

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bit smaller than Lola as well wow [ __ ]

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that's tin maybe Lola and alons get out

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Lola kind of bad as well she's been done

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bro she been she already had it yeah

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yeah yeah she been done as in like don't

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say it like because that sounds crazy

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right say sound like she been

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piped you're saying that your dog's been

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piped like you set it up my dog ain't

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been piped the the pipes have been

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snipped yeah this reminds me of Jamie

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Hutchinson saying his mom's ass was

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banging no solite he said yeah and he

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likes sniffing his Grandad's ass that

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was the other wild one what yeah no he

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said on this podcast didn't he that he

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slipped one in his Nan that was it it

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that was that was it accidental though

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so credit to him um but yeah so now

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you're now you're a dog dad that makes

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all three of us dog dads yeah that's

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very EXC we need to do a little play

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date dog cast little play date eh oh we

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should one day we just bring them all in

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yeah we Carnage be so good oh we got

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least bring them in and show them off on

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the p and that yeah show them but what

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is what if your that pisses and shits on

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the carpet [ __ ] probably will mate he

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probably will feral like his dad yeah

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but I get on it as well just join him

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make could feel part of the family yeah

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like we're just pissed together brother

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has he watch you pipe yet oh yeah what's

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your ruling on that going to be no what

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is the situation the rule in that is a

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no for me because I won't even get

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changed in front of him I don't want

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to

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get I don't want to subject him to that

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like he's young he's young I don't want

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to like I don't want to poison his mind

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you know next thing you know he'll be on

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o he'll be on [ __ ] o chatting up oh

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his o doggies he'll be paying for other

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o dog exactly OB only

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[Laughter]

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[ __ ] I don't want him to live that

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kind of Lifestyle yeah you got to keep

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him pure 100% man um you're going to get

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him you going to get his balls chopped

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off at some point is that is that a plan

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here's a question for you when you chop

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them off what do you keep them or just

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no we don't frame them no all not frame

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them but like you keep them in like a

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little keepsake box like they look like

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two little chickpeas bro do they no I

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don't know never seen a dog know I I

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didn't ask for them you could probably

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ask for them

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maybe I don't know I don't like cleaning

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this bum I don't like it man why not the

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wipes and stuff I don't even like

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cleaning my

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own no I got do this the dog's one as

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well so wait do you actually does it not

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just I mean it just like is it like he

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dropping like sloppy ones what sort of D

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is kind of hard poos at the moment I

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don't know if that's good or bad it's

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better than the soppy ones when it's

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soppy that's when you're in a danger

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sometimes he drops his stin as though

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really what's his diet he's

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eating uh what is it called somebody the

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the owner told us it was actually bad uh

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but we got it so we V it to him

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anyway this was after we'd um already

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had the dog for a little bit and we've

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gone to not the not not the vet sorry it

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was just a pet shop on him chocolate

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biscuits and he throws them up how can

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you not like a digestive ungrateful

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little [ __ ] no it's it's crumpled up

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bits of monster Munch pickled

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onion well he likes it

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though he likes it he's got a comb over

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and he listens to avenge sfold in the

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corner of the living room so obviously

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his lunchtime will be you know crumpled

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up pickled onion two monster munches two

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of them cuz that's enough and then put a

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little bit of monster in his and he

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starts spinning it around the living

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room yeah and then we'll whack on

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slipnot what do you actually Fe so give

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him

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water bro living the

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highl he lives in Guantanamo chip little

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bit iron Brew on the side if bro stop

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yapping um and then I give him Royal K9

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yeah that is bad for them yeah pet shop

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owner said Royal K9 was bad you know

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what you should do well we we but I

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obviously already had it the owner of

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the the breeder of the dog gave it to us

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went to the pet like the default it's a

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default food you get here's one thing

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I'm getting mixed responses everywhere

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Reddit and the Vets say that it's the

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best asking Reddit for doct so

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normal it's just so Discord there's no

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way Reddit are saying that Royal RIT

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Reddit is saying Royal K9 is the most

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like researched one and the reason why

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it's so vet recommended is because of

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the research behind it which is why all

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vets recommend it and then they say but

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the other side of the dog world which is

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Pet Shop owners will tell you it's wrong

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cuz they read the ingredient list or and

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apparently the ingredient list is not

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good on that so I'm split I'm Split

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Decision there I think you it's supposed

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to when they a puppy and you you got to

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change the food but here's one way I'm

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going to look at it right so the pet

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shop owner told me not to buy it bad so

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bad yeah but then I got a vet who is you

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know got PhD whatever and all this

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[ __ ] [ __ ] so who am I listen to

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you're listening to the V vet right

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yeah all I got in my head you like so we

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Str I think to begin with you give them

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like hard food and then we moved to a

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raw diet for our dog and it and we read

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like all the benefits and [ __ ] like that

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and they were

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insane and touchwood we haven't had any

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problems for that uh yeah yeah you can't

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feed them raw off the B but it was in

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because we did I did the same I looked

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on Reddit and stuff and then we just

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said you know what we'll just give this

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RW stuff a go and it was have you used

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um Butternut box I know I don't that's

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what we use fola and she loves it she

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get a little brand deal for the Dog

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episode yeah when are we going to do if

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we do a dog pod man I could go off yeah

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I think if we I should have brought off

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fonso with me today you can't he's not

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at his Jabs no no I can take him in a

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sling though I just can't let him on the

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floor catch diseases and all that [ __ ]

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but honestly like like me I think he's

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built different I I I might just send

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him out send him out you know you know

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always good is you just let him go out

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there for 24 hours it's like a little

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Challenge and just if you survive it

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then you're one of us well I don't want

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him to be like the rest I've already

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been giving him chocolate you're not

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meant

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to right let's go oh some [ __ ] animal

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rights people no so I did a just to

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clarify to animals rights people I am

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not serious and he doesn't have pickled

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on

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your and water uh I did like this JD

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shoot with uh it was like

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Talia um

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oh what was the one oh I feel really bad

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I forgotten zezy Mills and Chloe burrow

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like this must be maybe two years ago

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now and we're there and we're talking

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and and they're like oh like I bet you

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feed your uh dog chocolate and Chloe

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Bar's like yeah yeah I do I give it I

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give it chocolate digestive biscuits and

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they're like what you're lying right and

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she's there like no seriously and you

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know that chocolate's poisonous for dogs

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and she's like no it's not and that I

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was like yes it is and she's like well

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not my dog so she just feeds her dog

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chocolate digestive chocolate it's one

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of them things bro you're just building

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up the immune system it's like me when I

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uh so you're not meant to eat moldy

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bread yeah you're not is this out of

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choice no well back when I was younger

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yeah my family was poor so probably I

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probably just did it cuz I had to but

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moldy bread just a little bit every now

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and then get you good keep you right get

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you SED trust me build that immune

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system up pal all right well look at the

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time that we're recording this there's a

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Misfits uh fight happening literally

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tomorrow but by the time this goes out

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it would have already happened I don't

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know who the mystery fighter is against

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um Ed Matthews um I I I did I asked JJ I

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said oh what is it he wouldn't tell us

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tell us he refuse to tell us so but he

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did say it's going to be someone decent

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as he was who do you reckon it is going

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to be do you have any like who do you

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reckon like oh I reckon it might be this

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person all that people online that

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saying it's that Dad guy but I don't

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know who the hell that guy is I not

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saying a rude way by the way but who is

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that guy I don't know I think Jarvis

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potentially do it oh that would be good

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that would be good but I I I think Ed

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would lose to Jarvis I think jvis jvis

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is really good though isn't he like um

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po a decent little scrap against Gib but

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Ed Ed Matthew loes just loves to scrap

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don't he although supposedly he just

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tested positive for drugs yeah but it's

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it's not like they've not dropped any

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proof have they no they just kind of

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came out and said yeah he's on roids but

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that PBA they um oh that's

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yeah on Twitter they go a bit crazy

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don't they yeah it's like they love the

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interaction but that doesn't pay the

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bill so I don't really know what oh

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there you go is that him dad feels yeah

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you this guy yeah uh I don't know him I

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don't know I literally just saw somebody

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said oh it's this um this guy that's

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fine so who knows if it is him uh no

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offense I'll would just be a little bit

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disappointed because JJ did say that I

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would know who it was okay he did say he

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did say yeah and I don't know that guy

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but anyways we'll see how that goes I

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tell you another big fight that they're

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trying to make happen or I say they um I

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know Danny aens and this Jack Doty Jack

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D is he Dy is it Dy yeah and and yet

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that to people that don't know this chat

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guy is like one of them classic us kick

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streamers and oh it is it's tough it is

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a bit crazy I I just don't understand

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like it's not for me it ain't for me

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either it's so far from what type of

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content we just I want to know here like

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does our audience enjoy that are we just

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a bit

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older way I don't know how you can watch

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that and go like I can't wait for the

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next one like I I internally like my my

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soul hurts when I see it's a lot of like

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being just rude to people it's just

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being horrible on I'm streaming it right

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we're beating around the bush here it is

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for stupid people who enjoy that content

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like people with low IQs and low brain

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power 100% I'm lowy I'm with on this

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hear that if you're finding that sort of

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stuff funny you are just a narrow-minded

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individual that's a fact well look Danny

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aens wants to set the record straight

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and he wants to scrap this guy and I saw

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that he was getting super super busy on

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uh on Twitter and they were going like

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back and forth and stuff but I I want to

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know if it's actually going to happen

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I'm tempted to should should we just

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Bell Danny arens and see if it if it's

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actually going to happen because too

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many too many times

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times all right chip I reckon we give

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him a ring and uh figure out him I got

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my headphones on I'm ready here we go

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I'm ready for chicken oh a bit loud

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EG bit loud that prod my brother yes

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what's going on good timing man how you

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doing mate wait are you are you in a car

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right now hell yeah man constantly on

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the grind mate right well you're live on

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the fellas podcast so don't get too

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nervous okay I'm [ __ ] myself all

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right well look mate we we're actually

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calling you up because we need an answer

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about something very important um okay

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and listen because we see you beefing

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the uh Jack Dy guy TW yeah yeah is that

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fight actually GNA

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happen K chip y I don't think so man why

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why not I think so hey you know M's the

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the big dog in

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charge he said look Danny iron is down

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it's it's it's Jack Dy that is being the

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the antagonizer if you will wait what is

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he saying it's a money thing or he just

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doesn't want to fight he's mate he ain't

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he ain't got nothing he do have the

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minerals he doesn't have the minerals I

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I'll do it on the street do you know

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what I mean do it on the

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street I don't need to to be a sanction

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fight mate I

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mean why don't you like

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him chip chip do you like him yeah yeah

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we wait have you just crashed mate I

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heard a big in the background not me

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that's not me oh that's not me that's

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not me no that would be a clip yeah um

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no I'm telling you uh yeah we were

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talking about that a minute ago he's

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he's not our you're not our type of

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content creator good man good answer

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yeah no he's he's a wanker is what we

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call him all right so wait what so what

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we need to pressure this uh Jack dor guy

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to sign sign the sign the contract I

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also need to stop wasting my time on him

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man do you know what I mean there's

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other people that want it I've had names

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I've had names who give us a name I've

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been offered

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bivo Danny arens versus

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bivo hear me out I work too hard that

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you work too okay so you're saying

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you're a bit that's a bit below your pay

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grade who you thinking then who you got

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who you

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got ah it needs to it needs to be a

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stupid American manate that door he was

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perfect he was perfect yeah I'm trying

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to think I'm trying to think right now

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what about like that uh that neon guy is

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too small right yeah small

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build never all right so what are you

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100% going to be fighting this year then

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is that what's on I prom I promise you I

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will be fighting this [ __ ] oh my God I

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can't wait because you shadow box way

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too much to not actually get in the ring

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so Danny if you get in the ring now and

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you're [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm I'm going to get

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big out get I will be the best YouTube

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boxer this year I promise you I love

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that all right mate look look I'll leave

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you to it drive safely all right bro

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yeah thank you by take take it easy

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byebye see you

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later what a he's a good L him Danny

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aens isn't he he's he's he's on the up

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he's on a crazy trajectory right now got

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the misses got his motor he's loving it

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keeps posting on his story I I don't

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know if he was put it on his close

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friends and [ __ ] like the things he

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wants to do to the car yeah so I know

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he's deep in that he's gone full Pimp My

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Ride on the going for the boxing fight

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he's he's stepped away from FIFA on the

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main Channel saw that uploading more

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like just normal style content and it's

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banging scored a last minute winner in a

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charity game you know what people are

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saying they're saying 2024 is is Danny

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Aaron's year that's uh he's doing his

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best to make that a thing about that

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back about a year Danny aens he's had a

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glow up the glow up will probably

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continue how old is he he's quite young

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and he 2 21 I think maybe yeah 21 yeah

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so look it's it's going to be

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interesting to see if he does fight on

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this I'm trying to think now look I

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don't I don't think off the top of my

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head you know what about someone like a

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Bryce Hall oh n come on man Bryce Hall

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has been it too long to give him Danny

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first fight like Danny doing Bryce's

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first fight is silly in my op oh you

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think Bryce wins that how good Danny is

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but Bryce is a dog like he is

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good let's have a think here okay Danny

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arens he's he's quite big time so it

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needs to be someone with a at least

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something about him in that level

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don't know what his boxing ability is

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going to be like is there anyone in the

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UK before we because I just think the US

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is just a bit I can't really think of

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anybody that's on it this is not a good