Evading The Fuzz
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous recount, the narrator shares a tale of a failed date and a series of unfortunate events. After hitting a deer and having his car repaired, he borrows an unattractive 1975 station wagon from his aunt. Speeding on a country road, he attempts to evade a pursuing state trooper by hiding and then continues driving, only to be closely followed for miles. The tension culminates at a gas station where the trooper finally confronts him, but surprisingly lets him go without a ticket. The story is a blend of comedy and relief, highlighting the narrator's youthful appearance and the trooper's unexpected leniency.
Takeaways
- 🚗 The narrator had an accident with a deer, which left their car in the shop.
- 😠 The narrator was angry about the deer incident and had to borrow an old station wagon.
- 🚦 While driving the borrowed car, the narrator exceeded the speed limit and was noticed by a State Trooper.
- 💨 In an attempt to evade the police, the narrator sped up and tried to hide in a small area, which might have been illegal.
- 🚨 The State Trooper pursued the narrator but did not immediately pull them over.
- 🛣️ The Trooper followed the narrator closely for miles without overtaking, causing the narrator significant anxiety.
- 🏪 The narrator eventually pulled into a gas station, hoping the Trooper would pass by.
- 👮♂️ The Trooper approached the narrator at the gas station, but did not issue a ticket or reprimand.
- 🤔 The Trooper seemed to show leniency, possibly due to the narrator's youthful appearance despite being 38.
- 💔 The narrator had visited a girl but left disappointed, which might have contributed to their reckless driving.
- 🚫 The girl did not accept the narrator's advances and seemed to be looking for someone better.
Q & A
What incident caused the speaker to be angry at the beginning of the transcript?
-The speaker was angry because a deer jumped in front of their car, causing them to hit it and subsequently have their car in the shop.
Whose car did the speaker borrow after their car was damaged?
-The speaker borrowed their Aunt Rea's 1975 station wagon, which was also referred to as their grandmother's car.
What was the color and condition of the borrowed car?
-The borrowed car was an ugly beige color and was described as a boat that would float when driven.
Why did the speaker speed on the country road?
-The speaker was speeding because they were feeling disappointed and upset after a visit with a girl that did not go well.
What did the speaker do when they saw the State Trooper's tail lights come on?
-The speaker panicked and thought they were being pursued for speeding, so they decided to speed up and try to get away.
Why did the speaker pull into a small area to hide?
-The speaker thought that if they could get around a turn before the State Trooper, he might give up and not pursue them.
What was the State Trooper's response when the speaker pulled over to hide?
-The State Trooper turned on his lights and pursued the speaker, indicating that he was aware of their attempt to evade him.
How did the State Trooper behave after the initial pursuit?
-The State Trooper stayed very close to the speaker's bumper for several miles without deviating, seemingly waiting for the speaker to pull over.
Why did the speaker eventually pull into a gas station?
-The speaker could not take the pressure of the State Trooper following them closely and decided to pull over to get gas, hoping the Trooper would give up.
What was the outcome of the encounter at the gas station?
-The State Trooper pulled in, got out of his car, and looked at the speaker but did not take any action against them.
What was the speaker's interpretation of the State Trooper's behavior?
-The speaker believed that the State Trooper did not take action because he saw the speaker as a young-looking person driving an old car and decided to show leniency.
Outlines
🚗 Encounter with a Deer and a Police Chase
The narrator recounts a series of unfortunate events starting with hitting a deer with his car, which was in the shop. He borrows an old station wagon from his grandmother, which is described as an unattractive, beige vehicle from 1975. While driving too fast on a country road, he is pursued by a State Trooper after being spotted speeding. In an attempt to evade the police, he hides in a secluded area, but the Trooper is relentless and continues to follow him closely for miles. Eventually, the narrator pulls into a gas station, and the Trooper confronts him, but surprisingly does not issue a ticket. The encounter ends with the Trooper showing respect, possibly due to the narrator's youthful appearance despite being 38 years old.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Deer
💡Anger
💡Grandmother's Station Wagon
💡Speeding
💡State Trooper
💡Hiding
💡Disappointment
💡Pursuit
💡Gas Station
💡Confrontation
💡Respect
Highlights
The speaker hit a deer with their car, causing it to be in the shop.
They borrowed their grandmother's 1975 beige station wagon, which belonged to Aunt Rea.
The speaker was speeding on a country road and was noticed by a State Trooper.
In an attempt to evade the police, the speaker pulled into a hidden area, which they thought might be illegal.
The State Trooper turned on his lights and pursued the speaker.
The speaker pulled over at a gas station, hoping the Trooper would pass by.
The Trooper pulled in behind the speaker and stared at them, but did not take any immediate action.
The Trooper followed the speaker for several miles, staying very close to their bumper.
The speaker described feeling like they were going to be sent to prison for their actions.
The Trooper eventually pulled out and left without arresting or ticketing the speaker.
The speaker speculated that the Trooper may have shown leniency due to their youthful appearance.
The speaker had been visiting a girl and was driving home disappointed after the visit did not go well.
The girl the speaker visited expressed that she believed she could do better than the speaker.
The speaker's car was a point of contention during the visit with the girl.
The speaker's speeding was attributed to their disappointment from the visit.
The encounter with the State Trooper added to the speaker's overall negative experience of the day.
Transcripts
I was uh seeing I was seeing a girl
integ and I uh the care for others I my
car was in the shop I think I hit a deer
so angry you know I used to you were
angry and hit the deer because of angry
I was Ang no I hit the deer and it made
me angry that this deer jumped in front
of me and now I have no car so I had to
borrow my grandmother's station wagon
which was like a hot it actually wasn't
even theirs it was Aunt rea's and it was
a 1975
ugly
beige boat that would float when you
drove oh yes like this I love that and
I'm on a straight stretch on a country
road and I'm doing a little too much
speed and aate yeah a State Trooper went
by me and I went uh oh and I look down
and I'm doing way too much and I thought
oh no and I could see his tail lights
come on and he's going to turn around
yep so you know what this idiot did
gunned it yep
Bri I thought if I could get around this
turn maybe he'll give up maybe he won't
come after me so I went in and I pulled
in this little area to hide which I
think is illegal that was a fading yeah
he had turned his lights on so I
couldn't I don't know I know he was
after me I just had to go pee that's
what that was in my head I'm going to go
pee so I pulled over and I sat there
waitting until I like go by me I thought
okay good so now I'm driving down the
road and there he sits waiting on me he
was smarter than I was was what that's
crazy and then he pulls behind me and
rides me for like 5 8 miles will not
deviate I mean this close to my bumper
I'm like just get it over with send me
to prison let me do hard time busting
I'm just going to bust Rock the rest of
my life why do I got it and he never did
and then I I couldn't take it so I
pulled into a gas station to get gas and
he pulls in right and he pulls out and
he gets out of the car he just looks at
me
what he look like he was a big steak TR
like a big like a little muscley oh yeah
he just looked at me like and did you oh
he did that I he didn't do that but he
did you it was
respect oh I'm sorry the biggest pile of
BS just got in your chair he didn't want
me for some reason cuz he saw you were a
child driving and I was
38 but I looked like I was 12 she's like
this poor boy in his grandma's car wait
was the girl with you no no I just
visited her okay I drove like 45 minutes
to go see her oh you're on the way home
now yes okay feeling good do you have a
nice time no oh no I was leaving
disappointed that's probably why I was
speeding did she see your car and she's
like I'm not doing this yes essentially
yeah she was like I can do better than
you look at you it's what every woman
says to me Bridget
oh my go I can always do better than you
oh here we go what do you mean here we
go oh come on
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