CELEBS READ MEAN TWEETS!

Summary

This comedic video script depicts two hosts reading and reacting to mean, offensive tweets about various celebrities. They crack jokes about the insensitive tweets, which target celebrities' appearances and make racial jokes. The hosts give humorous rebuttals and discuss how best to respond to such harsh tweets. They note that adding swear words doesn't make the insults funnier. The hosts agree to find more provocative tweets to feature in future videos, deciding football Twitter would be a good source of material.

Takeaways

• 😄 They read mean, offensive, racist tweets about themselves
• 😮 Some tweets about celebrities are also offensive
• 👎 Matthew BR peaked early in his acting career
• 😀 Kevin is compared unflatteringly to Ryan Reynolds
• 😠 An insulting tweet calls Dan Levy annoying and gay
• 🤔 A tweet ponders why George Lopez is trending - asks if it's because he showed his wife's breasts
• 😡 John Stewart is incorrectly accused of being from China
• 😐 Larry David's character on Curb Your Enthusiasm is portrayed as unlikable
• 😫 Tom Hanks is called a sweaty, smelly dwarf in Top Gun
• 🤣 A tweet imagines plants growing in Chris Rock's anus to avoid hearing about Kim Kardashian

Q & A

Who are the two people commenting on the tweets?

The two people are unnamed hosts of a show where they read mean tweets about celebrities.

What tweet do they say is a very 'Twitter tweet'?

The tweet 'why is [celebrity] trending is her titties out' is described as a very Twitter tweet.

What does one host suggest as the best way to respond to an insulting tweet?

He suggests either swearing at them, giving them a look, or not trying to make a joke rebuttal, as it is often not funny.

Who do they say looks like an 'Inspector Gadget'?

Matthew Broderick is said to look like Inspector Gadget.

What celebrity is said to look like a toilet seat?

Ted Danson is said to have a face that looks like a toilet seat.

What upcoming movie with Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal do they discuss?

They discuss an upcoming Road House remake co-starring Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal.

What food item is Zendaya's feet compared to smelling like?

Her feet are compared to smelling like Funyuns.

What genre of music are the Green Day members said to make music for?

They make music for 'straight white couples to dance to in their kitchens'.

What football team's Twitter is suggested they check for meaner tweets?

They suggest checking a football team's Twitter for meaner tweets.

Who do they say they should do a similar mean tweets video about in the future?

They suggest doing a mean tweets video about the Sidemen in the future.

Outlines

00:00

😂 Reacting to Mean Tweets About Celebrities

The paragraph showcases a humorous yet critical examination of mean tweets directed at various celebrities, emphasizing the often harsh and judgmental nature of social media commentary. It starts by setting a contrast with previously read mean tweets, hinting at a lighter tone despite the mean content. Celebrities mentioned include Chris Rock, Matthew Broderick, and others, with tweets ranging from mocking their career peaks to personal attacks on their appearance and actions. The responses to these tweets are mixed, with some celebrities choosing to ignore the insults, others making light of them, and a few confronting them head-on. The segment captures the essence of how celebrities are subjected to public scrutiny and the different ways they handle negative feedback, all while maintaining a comedic undertone.

05:01

😆 Celebrity Responses to Outrageous Tweets

This paragraph delves deeper into the interaction between celebrities and their online critics by presenting a series of outlandish tweets followed by the celebrities' reactions. Highlights include Shaq's humorous comparison, John Cena's witty comeback to being called talentless, and various celebrities being criticized for their looks, actions, or perceived lack of talent in a manner that's exaggerated for comedic effect. The segment reflects on the absurdity of some online criticisms and the resilience or humor celebrities often display in response. It also touches on the broader theme of internet culture, where anonymity can lead to harsh and sometimes nonsensical critiques, showcasing the celebrities' human side as they navigate the complexities of public perception in the digital age.

Keywords

💡tweets

The video focuses on reading mean tweets about celebrities. This sets up the theme of insulting celebrity tweets. Many examples of such tweets are read out and reacted to in the video.

💡comedian

Several comedians like Chris Rock and Kevin Hart are mentioned in the celebrity tweets. The reactions often try to rebut or laugh off the insults, playing into the comedian theme.

💡insult

The whole premise revolves around mean, offensive or insulting tweets directed at celebrities. Reacting to creative insults seems to be the main entertainment.

💡toilet

A tweet compares Ted Danson's head to a toilet seat, sparking some amusement. Crude toilet humor features regularly in many insults.

💡banter

The back and forth exchanges over the celebrity insults represents comedic banter centered on creative vulgarity.

💡rebuttal

Both the insulting tweets and reactions strive for funny comebacks and rebuttals. However the speakers feel some rebuttals fail at humor.

💡offensive

It's mentioned upfront that they will read some mean, offensive racist tweets. Offensive language features heavily throughout for shock value.

💡laugh

The speakers frequently laugh or indicate amusement at the vulgar tweet insults. Humor and comedy are used to downplay the offensive content.

💡celebrity

Famous celebrities are the targets of the mean tweets, which sets up the theme around celebrity insults and reactions.

💡creative

Some insults are acknowledged as requiring some clever wordplay or creativity in vulgarity, almost an art form.

Highlights

They read mean, offensive, racist tweets about themselves and celebrities

The best comeback is to just swear at them or give them a look

Matthew BR peaked at age 17 when he was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Kevin is what Ryan Reynolds would look like if he did heroin

Dan Levy is annoying, gay, but not completely insufferable

Kieran looks like Jewel after plastic surgery and getting hit by a bus

Ted Danson has a toilet seat face

Tom Holland is Spider-Man and he's British

Chance the Rapper is a worthless, spineless sellout

John Cena is a talentless ball sack

Regina King will catch these hands

Lizzo rides the bus and eats Happy Meals

Cardi B is loud even when muted

Jake Gyllenhaal smells like hot dog water

Zendaya's feet might smell like Funyuns

Transcripts

ladies and gentlemen we have read some

very mean offensive racist tweets we

have we we have indeed about the sideen

yes and today we're looking at some

tweets about celebrities I don't think

these are going to be as mean as the

ones about us no I think Jimmy Kimmel

maybe does I don't think the racist ones

get through the net on that one no so uh

well we'll see we'll see yeah you never

know you never know would hate having a

combo with Chris Rock here is one loud

ass black individual well

yeah okay Matthew BR can eat a he peaked

at

17 who's Matthew brri can you explain to

me where he from he is an actor he was

in I don't know what film but he plays a

dad okay he's in a very big film he's

not the one that where he peaked at 17

do you reckon probably well known for

Ferris bu's day off Godzilla okay

Inspector Gadget he looks like an

Inspector Gadget to be fair I don't know

if that's that's what he was in it but

yeah I can see it he was insect okay

yeah Fair now they picked a good role

for he looks like exactly he looks like

a NE Kevin is what Ryan Reynolds would

look like if he did a ton of

heroin I that one idra Elber is ugly

there I said it you so me you know Dan

Levy's Parts cuz I'm annoying and gay

but not completely insufferable and I'm

also hotter than him nothing says gay

rights like this tweet you know what

ruins it is when they try and like

rebuttle him yeah a lot of the time it's

just not funny yeah you got to just firm

the insult or like crack up at it just

give a look and you know they've already

had it like you know they've had a

chance to read it already they've

definitely seen it be like right that's

what I'm I'm say that back to him I

guess he have to do it on this kind of

show but like the best ones are always

you either just swear at them you just

go [ __ ] you or just a look that's it

yeah say you try and make a joke out of

it it's most of the time it's not funny

Kiron dunce looks like if juwel got

cosmetic surgery but then got hit by a

bus the day they removed the

bandages thank you yeah that's fine yeah

also Jason mimo is a

creep no one should feel anything in

their ovaries for him uh

you I hope that fat Georgey is selling

loads of tequila right

now I

am why is trending is her titties

out no that's such a Twitter tweet by

the way that is 100% something you see

on Twitter all the other ones I think

like kind of manufactured ones this is

this is 100% a real tweet is that

titties out where's the

G John Stewart sucks

China's China doesn't have a you're

thinking of

Florida why

does like the face of that guy who came

out of the book that Harry found in the

restricted at the library at hogart

that's the best that's the best you need

to stop looking at my knees like

the show is up here from here to

here the worst part about Kier

enthusiasm is they portray Larry

as no one wants Larry

David oh yeah okay you know what can

agree more I hate Ted dansen he's got a

face I'd like to take

a

a you know what he kind of does how how

how

as soon as you paused it I thought he's

going to say yeah but like I it's just

kind of big flat so you want to take a a

poo on that face not really but his head

looks like the toilet seat like the hair

you see you see you see the hair looks

like the to the lid that you'd flip down

I don't know you know what it doesn't

does it's the most toilet looking face

we've seen so far I'll challenge you to

find a more toilet looking okay no I

agree with that statement I don't know

really I don't know I don't know Allison

jany looks like a substitute teacher

everyone

hates

that's 100% yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

this dude Richard Jenkins need to bring

his

ass where do I need to bring it some of

them aren't even insults yeah Danny

McBride looks like what I expected Chunk

from The Goonies to grow up to look

like Tom Hanks is so sweaty and Top Gun

get a shower you smelly little

dwarf that I take personally he sat

there and gone I'm going reply this yeah

I yeah I just I just but what can you

reply to I don't know I I don't know but

has he not said in front surely he would

have run that by one person and got I'm

going to say I take that personally the

thing is probably it's probably a video

with a lot of like a lot of different

Tweets in it so you might just be like

you got say something after each one but

don't know well Tom Holland is an

absolute ranker and he's also Spider-Man

is he British Tom Holland yes is he you

didn't know that I never clocked it

until I heard his British accent there

yeah he went to Brit School what's Brit

school performing arts and song writers

and everything like that yeah does he

speak with an American accident in his

is Spider-Man Spider-Man he plays an

American like high school oh okay I

never you didn't know his English I

don't think so no no it's never crossed

my mind that he's English no no Dakota

Johnson has some serious NOS happening

dickn cool oh that this is just wrong

Shaq's penis is Kevin Hart H off that

John Cena you talentless ball sack I

take offense to this only because a ball

sack holds a ton of talent it has half

of the DNA to create human life yes see

[ __ ] stop waffling what are you

waffling about what what you know it's

not it's not good joke why are you

waffling you've deaded the joke now

you've deaded the joke Regina King is

too muscular she liable to pull a

out

damn

is going to catch these the Boomer phone

hold yes the Boomer phone hold I love it

catch these hands shark jumping ass

[ __ ] you Fonzi really

you Billy Isis dresses like she got her

clothes stolen at the gym so they gave

her what they had in the

Lost Midland official looks like they

have a white van with free candy written

on the side yeah I feel that a black van

yeah I can see that at Chance the Rapper

more like chance the worthless spineless

soulless purposeless virtess sellout

nice Doritos commercially you piece of

how crazy are you on a scale of one to

Perry

feral I'm 100% yeah he looks crazy don't

I don't know yeah he yeah you don't want

to get on the wrong side of him in the

middle of the night it'll be a long day

for you why does Trey cool from Green

Day look like the emo version of Ted

Cruz well Mike looks like

Putin any maybe B yeah you know just

makes music for straight white couples

to dance to in their kitchens but only

if their kitchens have granite

countertops and Subway tole backsplashes

and a teapot they bought in an art

museum gift shop anyways I still like it

even though I'm gay and

poor Cooper looked 65 in 1972 how is he

still

alive lizo bus passes and Happy Meals

two things that I imagine lizo has seen

a lot

of yeah I'm a big [ __ ] and I ride a bus

a tour bus

mother tell

them music for people who taste the gas

before they fill up their truck I just

watched a muted performance of cardi B

and that [ __ ] just she definitely going

to rebutt loud without any sound on like

no thank you how look

loud how look that's fair fair I'm L I

don't even think I'm like La why is she

not saying the word la la la you Chris

Rock you were on grown-ups

too well if you lost all your money in

divorce you'd be on Grown-Ups 2

too that's a fair enough poison ivy

plants in my anus before hearing another

word about Kim Kardashian go ahead and

do that

please I like that one

got oh that's what you know what I would

read something like that and i' been a

[ __ ]

you it'll get me in the heart Jake

jillen Hall's smells like hot dog water

are you excited to see the new Jake

jillen Hall and uh Conor McGregor movie

yeah wait no wait what is it have you

not have you seen the trailer for it

he's fighting right yeah they did the

press conference at one of the last oh

yeah yeah yeah but no the actual film

it's like it's like a have you ever seen

roadh house it's like an old film I

haven't but I know about it yeah they

remade it but it's got like [ __ ] like

Conor McGregor's the bad guy I got a tip

for you don't let anyone get this cross

and [ __ ] headbutts him was

Qui right I bet Zena's feet smell like

funions let's check shall we what's a

funion it's a no smells like success to

me oh yeah good one well done well done

Flash the [ __ ] lubaton as well well

done well done it you know what some of

them are right the thing about you

they're just a bit tame we need to find

them I think that they like low key

think if they put in a swear word or two

it sounds way worse than it is they need

to get on football Twitter I'm telling

you Jimmy Kimmel needs to get I don't

know tricky tle or something to to come

up to come up with with some some

insults that's what they should do in

future oh if you want to see one of we

should maybe do one of these on more

side man 100% 100% can I find the tweets

sure okay sweet all all right thanks

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