Avocado C. explaining her reasons for not starring in America the Motion Picture (ft. Trumpasaurus)
Summary
TLDRIn a whimsical and satirical take, the script narrates the fictional story of 'Avocado Cookie Opie' and 'Trumpasaurus' from the Cookie Kingdom, who were approached to star in an R-rated Netflix animated film, 'America: The Motion Picture.' They envisioned a bizarre cast and surreal humor involving corporate mascots fighting monsters, instead of the film's intended historical parody. However, their outlandish script was rejected by the director, leading to their departure and the film's eventual negative reception, humorously dubbed one of Netflix's worst.
Takeaways
- 🎬 The video is a satirical take on the process of casting for an R-rated animated Netflix film titled 'America: The Motion Picture'.
- 🍪 The narrator, Avocado Cookie, claims to have been approached by producers Phil Lord and Christopher Miller for a role in the film.
- 🦖 The script suggests a bizarre cast including Thesaurus as George Washington, Avocado Cookie as John Henry, and other unlikely characters.
- 🎭 The proposed changes to the film include surreal humor and a satanic tissue box antagonist, contrasting the actual film's themes of American history and British sentiment.
- 🔨 Avocado Cookie's character suggests violent and absurd plot points, such as a 'holy guacamole tsunami' and a battle with demonic minions.
- 🤝 The video describes a team-up of various characters to combat the antagonist, including Sam Adams, the Olympic Eagle, and others.
- 🏰 The script includes a scene where a character named 'Arnold' kidnaps 'Marthy Assurance' in a twist on historical figures.
- 🎉 The video ends with a celebration of the characters' victory, with a humorous and chaotic finale involving pizza and the defeat of the antagonist.
- 🚫 The director of the actual film, Matt Thompson, rejects the proposed script for being too nonsensical and not in line with the intended parody.
- 📉 The video implies that the final film was poorly received, being labeled as one of the worst Netflix productions.
- 🎉 The narrator ends with a reminder to celebrate the 4th of July, suggesting a patriotic yet tongue-in-cheek tone throughout the video.
Q & A
Who is the main character speaking in the video script?
-The main character speaking in the video script is Avocado Cookie Opie, the chat of the Cookie Kingdom.
What is the title of the R-rated animated Netflix film mentioned in the script?
-The title of the R-rated animated Netflix film mentioned is 'America: The Motion Picture.'
Why did Avocado Cookie Opie and Trumpasaurus not star in the film?
-Avocado Cookie Opie and Trumpasaurus did not star in the film because their version of the script was rejected by the director, Matt Thompson.
What was the original cast replacement suggested by Avocado Cookie Opie and Trumpasaurus?
-The original cast replacement suggested by Avocado Cookie Opie and Trumpasaurus included Thesaurus as George Washington, Avocado Cookie as John Henry, and other characters like Deep Tissues as Benedict Arnold, and various other roles played by different personalities.
What changes did Avocado Cookie Opie and Trumpasaurus want to make to the script?
-They wanted to change the cast, add surreal humor, and include elements like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gloria's Theater, and a battle against the Disgustoids.
What is the role of Seymour D Fair Paul Routier in the script?
-Seymour D Fair Paul Routier was supposed to play Thomas Edison in the script, but instead, they were part of the team fighting against the Disgustoids.
What is the significance of the Waffle House in the script?
-The Waffle House is significant as it is the place where the characters steal stakes to fight Arnold and discover the Disgustoids' plan to evolve people into Disgustoids.
What was the final confrontation with Eddie Arnold like in the script?
-The final confrontation with Eddie Arnold involved a battle with demonic minions, rock and roll music, and a magic guitar, leading to Arnold's defeat.
How did the script's ending differ from the actual movie's ending?
-The script's ending involved a humorous and over-the-top celebration with pizza, a confrontation with the Noid, and a more satisfying conclusion compared to the actual movie's ending.
What was the director Matt Thompson's reaction to the proposed script changes?
-Director Matt Thompson was disgusted by the proposed script changes, considering them inappropriate for an action comedy movie parody and not in line with the original concept.
Outlines
🎬 Behind the Scenes of Rejected 'America: The Motion Picture' Role
This paragraph details the story of Avocado Cookie Opie and Trumpasaurus's involvement in the R-rated animated Netflix film 'America: The Motion Picture'. The duo was initially approached by producers Phil Lord and Christopher Miller to star in the film. They proposed a series of bizarre casting changes, including themselves in key roles and a reimagined antagonist, the 'satanic tissue box'. Their version of the film was filled with surreal humor and anachronisms, contrasting the actual film's themes of Americanism and British sentiment. The paragraph concludes with the duo's departure from the project due to disagreements with the director, Matt Thompson, over the film's direction and content.
🤪 A Surreal and Humorous Take on American History
The second paragraph delves into the duo's envisioned plot for 'America: The Motion Picture', which is a far cry from historical accuracy. It includes a comedic retelling of the founding of America, with absurd characters and scenarios such as a Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and a battle involving demonic minions. The duo's version culminates in a 'holy guacamole tsunami' and a final confrontation with a demonized Arnold. The narrative is filled with pop culture references and ends with a twist where the antagonist is sent to a different universe, and the duo returns to their own adventures, reflecting on the film's reception and their decision to leave the project.
🎉 A Satirical Conclusion and Reflection on the Film's Reception
The final paragraph wraps up the video script with a satirical take on the aftermath of the film's release. It highlights the negative reception of 'America: The Motion Picture', suggesting that both Americans and the British disapproved of the film. The duo reflects on their decision to withdraw from the project, viewing it as a fortunate turn of events given the film's poor reception. The paragraph ends with a humorous note, wishing viewers a happy 4th of July and inviting them to subscribe for more content.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡R-rated animated film
💡Cookie Run Kingdom
💡Phil Lord and Christopher Miller
💡Thesaurus
💡Character casting
💡Surreal humor
💡Parody
💡Netfilx original
💡Crossover
💡Satanic tissue box
💡4th of July
Highlights
Introduction of the character Avocado Cookie Opie and the setting of the Cookie Kingdom.
Reasons for not starring in the R-rated animated Netflix film 'America: The Motion Picture'.
The original announcement by producers Phil Lord and Christopher Miller about the film.
The proposed cast changes for the film, including Thesaurus as George Washington.
Avocado Cookie's role as the master blacksmith John Henry.
The concept of King James played by a rival character from 'The Discus Toys'.
Sammy Olympic Eagle as Samuel Uncle Sam Adams and other character role changes.
The surreal humor and satanic elements introduced in the proposed version of the film.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster scene in the opening.
Gloria's theater and its significance in the narrative.
The team assembled to fight against the antagonistic Benedict Arnold.
The encounter at the Waffle House and the discovery of the secret superweapon.
The kidnapping of Martha Assurance and the transformation into a monster.
The final battle with Eddie Arnold and the use of rock and roll to defeat him.
The transformation of the antagonist into a giant demon and the epic battle.
The director's rejection of the proposed script and the creators' departure from the project.
The public's negative reception of the film and its association with Netflix.
The humorous and over-the-top ending of the proposed film version.
The celebration of the 4th of July and the video's conclusion.
Transcripts
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hello my name is avocado cookie Opie she
chat of the cookie Kingdom and I am from
thesaurus the sexiest beast in the world
and today we will be explaining our
reasons for not starring in the infamous
R-rated animated Netflix film America
the motion picture movie from
2021. it is quite a goofy and crazy
story so gather round as I and Trump
asaurus will tell you this honorific
tale so back in 2021 producers film Lord
and Christopher Miller announced that
they would produce an R-rated animated
Netflix original film called America the
motion picture at the same time I was
getting ready for Cookie Run Kingdom
until one day Phil Lord and Christopher
Miller busted in the door they said we
need some stars in our new movie as I
then said gray I'll get my fresh good
band you brought me and the rest of the
fresh crack band here how about the then
upcoming film and then I went wow this
is going to be so swell we we then
headed over to Netflix in my Aggie bus
we then headed to the director Matt
Thompson and asked him if we could get a
role in the movie and we even insisted
in some changes to make the movie even
sweller but as you would have known we
had left the film and Phil lard and
Christopher Miller had to replace us
with a kind of a bizarre choice of cast
if you ask me but I digress anyway what
sort of changes did we want the first
and most obvious change you would insist
on was a change of cast I trimmed
thesaurus would of course be George
Washington you avocado cookie would
replace the master blacksmith John Henry
with yourself and our arch nemesis are
deep tissues the tissue box would have
taken the role of the antagonistic
Benedict Arnold I suggested King James
would be played by my bitter rival
Festival where he is the evil King on
The discus toys as opposed to Great
Britain like in the finished film and
his goal is to turn everyone on earth
into discus toys Sammy Olympic Eagle
would be Samuel Uncle Sam Adams Aaron
insurance would have played Martha
Dandridge Geronimo had been played by
McGruff the crime dog the role of Thomas
Edison who is portrayed by a girl which
makes no sense at all would have taken
by more sweller Pelican which is Seymour
D Fair Paul Routier would be played by
Joe Camel who insisted in replacing
Revere's horse clydewick's pubs
Mackenzie and finally we at Disney what
is it playing Abe Lincoln the finished
movie uses anachronism bad historicism
and the British sentiment and
americanism well our version had even
more to do with surreal humor and take
thats to the satanic tissue box that is
their deep tissues and that City show
that his secret Mountain four dozen and
now we have the plot the finished movie
opens with the Declaration of
Independence well our version opened
with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti
Monster where children and their post
offerianist parents are praying for the
Flying Spaghetti Monster unfortunately
edgy Arnold appeared and murders
everyone destroying the church our
version then cuts to Gloria's theater in
case you have not heard it Gloria's
theater is a level in Psychonauts where
where takes place in a theater owned by
Gloria Van gaun and Rasputin has to
fight off the obnoxious critic Jasper
roles where you George trumpasaurus and
Izzy Lincoln are watching a play Izzy
elinkan tells him he has to go in the
toilet but when he got to the bathroom
gang festro appears and eats bear is he
alive at Lincoln's funeral I met
Martin's who urges me to stop The discus
toys in order to build a strong team I
teamed up with Sam Adams the Olympic
Eagle Seymour D Edison geronimal McGruff
the dog Paul Revere who is Joe Camel and
Spuds MacKenzie we managed to track down
Arnold at a stagger already instead of a
Vietnam bar in the finished movie
although the enemy has fled by saying
he's going to get the milk Jeronimo
McGruff confirms that edgy Arnold is
actually going to spread salinism you
asked for help from me the master
blacksmith avocado cookie we then
realize we need to make a steak for us
to kill Arnold instead of going to the
Titanic and Dustin we went to Ohio to
steal the supply of stakes from The
Waffle House and when we got there we
learned that the disgustoids are bathing
people in thus ends not to evolve into
disgustoids we also discovered plans of
a secret superweapon but we fail to
retrieve them because I built a large
Rocky mountain-like wall around the
restaurant and sent a boil that was
written by a gorilla charging towards
the wall it finally collapsed onto the
Waffle House Sam then proposes to us
that the Waffle House had found its new
host and that it's only in Ohio and then
we all burst into a laughter like this
but as we are too busy we now are
laughing Eddie Arnold kidnaps marthy
Assurance who is to become a rule for D4
sex slave rather than the future wife of
King James I managed to find out about a
pimple Temple where Arnold meets the
king at a secret meeting the place turns
out to be an ambush in which so camel
and Spuds MacKenzie got killed by
discussed Hoyts King festro appears at
the pimple temple in the form of a fart
hologram and offers me a battle the next
morning at the valley near the Mountain
Fort soon after Arnold then makes a deal
with king fest road to take over the
world together in contrast to killing
the King and taking over the world
himself soon The discus toys had stand
up against the Army assembled by me the
side of my Army our Smokey bearing with
the owl as well as Charlie the tuna the
Energizer Bunny Tony the Tiger foreign
characters and instead of Arabica
Centaur it would have been a
frankensteinish combination of what was
left of Joe Camel and Spuds MacKenzie
created by big tobacco crocodile as
opposed to Clara bargain during the
battle fart Wheelock slog and Dingle
begins gangfestras plan to paint the
clouds with peasants not to evolve
everyone on earth into disgustoids but
thanks to Seymour D Addison he manages
to use the weapons against them turning
it into a holy guacamole tsunami when
the holy guacamole tsunami hits fart
Wheelock slogan Dingle instead of them
turning into American Frat Boys they
transform into powder copper Cola and
Otto then the tsunami hits festro and he
accidentally swallowed was it causing a
small blue creature to burst out of his
chest killing him the blue creature was
none other than as he who had returned
for the finale the final confrontation
occurred with Eddie Arnold instead of
him turning into a mega wolfs he would
have turned into a giant demon that
summons demonic minions and we would
have a much more epic battle we could
see using the power of rock and roll to
play the song goofy goober rock shooting
all of the Demonic minions which has
magic guitar and defeating at the Arnold
for good the female edgy also freeze and
cures marthy Assurance who had been
trapped in a gunjar prior to the battle
changing her into a monster similar to
me in case you asked what happened to
Eddie Arnold well Izzy sent him to the
Barney Bunch Universe there edgy will be
turned into a really really really gay
man by the gay version of group pickles
from the Barney Bunch later we then head
to the Mountain Fort a ceremony is held
for us to watch Sam blow up the mountain
Fort you inaugurating the grand opening
of your monument in America as I plan
back tonight to build a McDonald's over
the ruins of the waffle house while Sam
becomes the uncle for the Aflac duck
instead of George's newborn son while
everyone else stands to tooth drugs and
now for the ending the finished movie is
very unsatisfying with the citizens of
the newly minted America evolve into in
fighting over various grievances making
the bearish side of the eagleland tropes
to form well guess what our version is
more over the top but more satisfying
and hilarious I ordered everyone some
pizza so we can celebrate the ceremony a
small man dressed in a tight suit known
as the Noid comes in and tries to ruin
our pizza however I stopped him by
crushing him to death with my Hammer as
I tell everyone looks like annoyed
should have avoided the Smith
that was really swallow well no [ __ ] I
knew that this would be the peak for
Netflix animation and you even agreed
with most of the ideas however director
Matt Thompson looked at our script and
worked on and was completely disgusted
and he said what the hell is this script
this was supposed to be an action comedy
movie parody in George Washington and
his fight against the British not some
shitty crossover where corporate muscats
fight against a group of hideous
monsters we are not making this then I
said well if you don't recognize our
talent then we won't be in this movie
screw you and we left the studio pissed
off that the directors rejected our
version of the movie though you could
say it was a blessing in disguise as
this film is labeled as being one of the
worst things associated with Netflix not
to mention Americans did not like this
film even the British people they didn't
like this they lost sexist racist all
the negative words in the dictionary
this film law stated by pretty much
everyone so much so that they would
rather watch an episode of that better
op Chad Aussie Dogo Louis no kidding
anyways thanks for watching our video
consider subscribing if you want to of
course oh and by the way everyone happy
4th of July
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