Every Mythical Inaccuracy in Disney's Hercules (300,000 subscriber special)

The Mythology Guy
6 Mar 202225:57

Summary

TLDRThis video script offers a detailed critique of Disney's adaptation of the Greek mythological hero Heracles, highlighting inaccuracies and creative liberties taken in the portrayal of characters, events, and mythology. The narrator, a fan of both Disney and the original Heracles myth, humorously points out discrepancies such as the incorrect number of muses, Zeus's role in defeating the titans, and the misrepresentation of Hades. The script also corrects misconceptions about Heracles's life, labors, and eventual godhood, providing a comparison between the movie and the source material that is both informative and entertaining.

Takeaways

  • 🎬 The script is a critique of Disney's adaptation of the Hercules myth, highlighting inaccuracies and differences from the original Greek mythology.
  • 🔍 It emphasizes the correct name 'Heracles' instead of 'Hercules', which is the Roman version of the hero's name used in the movie.
  • 🌟 The video points out that the portrayal of Zeus defeating the Titans is incorrect; he actually had help from Cyclopes and other Titans.
  • 👥 The number of Muses is inaccurately represented as five in the movie, when there are traditionally nine in Greek mythology.
  • 👶 The script corrects the movie's depiction of Heracles' birth and family, noting that his mother is Alcmene, not Hera, and he is a demigod, not born a god.
  • 🐉 The Hydra is misrepresented in the movie; Heracles fought it in the swamps of Lerna and used fire to prevent regrowth of its heads.
  • 🦄 The script humorously corrects the movie's depiction of Pegasus' birth and its relationship with Heracles, who never rode the creature in mythology.
  • 🔥 It clarifies that Hades is not the god of fire, which is Hephaestus, and that Hades is not as villainous as portrayed in the movie.
  • 🤝 The video script corrects the movie's depiction of Heracles' character, emphasizing his intelligence and tactical thinking in overcoming his labors.
  • 🌌 The script notes that Heracles did not reject godhood at the end of his life; instead, he accepted it and became a god after his death.
  • 💔 The movie incorrectly pairs Heracles with Megara, whereas in mythology, he ended up with Hebe, the goddess of eternal youth.

Q & A

  • Why does the narrator correct the name 'Hercules' to 'Heracles'?

    -The narrator corrects the name to 'Heracles' because the story is set in ancient Greece, and 'Heracles' is the Greek version of his name, while 'Hercules' is the Roman version. The script emphasizes the Greek setting and context.

  • What is the discrepancy regarding the number of Muses in the script?

    -The script mentions that there are only five Muses depicted, whereas in Greek mythology, there are actually nine Muses. This discrepancy is pointed out for accuracy.

  • How does the script inaccurately portray Zeus' victory over the Titans?

    -The script inaccurately states that Zeus single-handedly defeated the Titans, when in reality, he enlisted the help of the Cyclopes, his siblings, and some Titans themselves to overthrow them.

  • What is the correct relationship between Zeus and Heracles in Greek mythology?

    -In Greek mythology, Zeus is the father of Heracles, but Heracles' mother is Alcmene, not Hera. Hera is Zeus' wife and is known to harbor hatred towards Heracles due to his birth from one of Zeus' many affairs.

  • Why is the script's portrayal of Narcissus incorrect?

    -The script humorously suggests that if Narcissus 'discovered himself,' he should be a flower, which is a play on words. However, in mythology, Narcissus is known for falling in love with his own reflection, not for any transformation into a flower.

  • What is the actual origin of Pegasus in Greek mythology?

    -Pegasus was not born in the manner described in the script. In Greek mythology, Pegasus sprang from the severed neck of Medusa after Perseus beheaded her.

  • How does the script misrepresent Hades' character?

    -The script inaccurately portrays Hades as mean and ruthless. In Greek mythology, Hades is more neutral and is not typically depicted as a villain. He is the god of the underworld and has moments of helpfulness and charity.

  • What are the actual roles of Deimos and Phobos in Greek mythology?

    -Deimos and Phobos are the gods of terror and panic in Greek mythology. They are the children of Ares and usually accompany him on the battlefield, not serving Hades in the underworld as the script suggests.

  • Why is the script's depiction of the Fates incorrect?

    -The script incorrectly suggests that the Fates share one eye, which is actually a characteristic of the Gray Sisters. The Fates, in mythology, are three distinct entities, each responsible for different aspects of a person's life: spinning, measuring, and cutting the thread of life.

  • What is the script's error regarding Heracles' half-brother?

    -The script does not mention Iphicles, who is Heracles' half-brother in Greek mythology. Iphicles is the son of Zeus and Alcmene, the same parents as Heracles, making him his half-brother.

  • How does the script inaccurately describe the process of becoming a god in Greek mythology?

    -The script suggests that by proving oneself a true hero, one could automatically become a god, which is not a concept found in Greek mythology. Deification in Greek mythology is a complex process and not solely based on heroic deeds.

Outlines

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🌟 Mythical Misconceptions in Disney's Hercules

This paragraph addresses the discrepancies between the Disney movie 'Hercules' and the original Greek myths. It highlights the incorrect Romanization of Heracles' name, the inaccurate portrayal of Zeus defeating the Titans, and the reduction of the Muses from nine to five. The speaker also corrects the mythological inaccuracies regarding Chaos, the parentage of Heracles, and the nature of Hades and the Underworld. The paragraph emphasizes the importance of distinguishing between the movie's creative license and the source material.

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🎭 Misrepresentations and Mythological Oversights

The speaker continues to critique the movie's misrepresentations, such as the depiction of Narcissus, the creation of the Musa (a non-existent Greek dish), and the inaccurate portrayal of Hades' characteristics and actions. It also addresses the incorrect inclusion of characters like Panic and Panic, who are not part of Greek mythology, and the mischaracterization of the Fates and their attributes. The paragraph underscores the divergence of the movie's narrative from the traditional story of Heracles, including the absence of his half-brother Iolaos.

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🤺 The Labors of Hercules: Fact vs. Fiction

This paragraph delves into the inaccuracies surrounding Hercules' labors, such as the encounter with the Hydra, the Stymphalian birds, and the Cretan Bull. It corrects the movie's depiction of Hercules' weapons and tactics, emphasizing his intelligence and resourcefulness in overcoming his challenges. The speaker also points out the movie's anachronistic references, such as the inclusion of characters and events that postdate the time of Hercules' labors, and the misrepresentation of figures like Chiron and Nessus.

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🦁 Hercules' Mythological Monsters and Misadventures

The speaker discusses further inaccuracies in the movie's depiction of Hercules' encounters with various mythical creatures, including the Hydra, the Nemean Lion, and the Minotaur. It clarifies that Hercules did not fight the Minotaur, nor did he engage with gorgons or griffins. The paragraph also corrects the portrayal of the Erymanthian Boar and the Augean Stables, emphasizing that Hercules was not paid for his labors and that he did not lose his strength in the mythological narrative.

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🛡️ The Titans and the True Nature of Hercules' Heroism

This paragraph focuses on the movie's portrayal of the Titans and the inaccuracies in their depiction, such as their limited number and powers that do not align with the original myths. The speaker highlights Hercules' actual role in Greek mythology, which was not fighting Titans but rather giants. It also addresses the incorrect portrayal of the Fates' functions and the movie's misrepresentation of Hercules' eventual godhood, which was granted posthumously rather than earned through heroism.

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🏹 Hercules' Divine Ascent and the Resolution of Mythical Misunderstandings

The final paragraph addresses the movie's conclusion, where Hercules is offered godhood and chooses to remain mortal with his love, Meg. The speaker corrects this by stating that in the myths, Hercules accepted godhood and lived as a god. It also notes the movie's omission of Hercules' actual divine consort, Hebe. The paragraph concludes with a call to support the creator's Patreon and an invitation to explore a mythology-based card game, providing a transition from critique to promotion.

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Keywords

💡Hercules (Heracles)

Hercules, known as Heracles in Greek mythology, is a central figure in the video script. He is renowned as the greatest of the Greek heroes, renowned for his strength and courage. The video discusses how the Disney movie 'Hercules' deviates from the original myths surrounding Heracles, including his name, which is Roman rather than Greek. The script points out that Heracles' story is filled with labors and challenges, not all of which are depicted accurately in the movie.

💡Muses

The Muses are goddesses of the arts in Greek mythology, who inspire and proclaim the legends of heroes. In the script, they are depicted as singing the legends of heroes, which ties into the theme of the video by highlighting the storytelling aspect of mythology. However, the script notes the inaccuracy of the number of Muses portrayed in the movie, as there are traditionally nine instead of the five shown.

💡Zeus

Zeus is the king of the gods in Greek mythology, known for his power and authority. The script discusses the inaccuracies in the portrayal of Zeus' role in defeating the Titans, emphasizing that he did not do it single-handedly but with the help of other beings. Zeus is also Heracles' father, which is a significant aspect of the hero's lineage and story.

💡Titans

The Titans are a group of powerful deities in Greek mythology, who preceded the Olympians. The script points out that the movie inaccurately represents the Titans, including their number and characteristics. In the myth, they were defeated by Zeus and the Olympians, and some were imprisoned in Tartarus, a theme that is touched upon in the video.

💡Hades

Hades is the god of the underworld in Greek mythology, often misunderstood as evil but actually more neutral in nature. The script corrects the portrayal of Hades in the movie, noting that he is not the villain and does not have fire for hair, as depicted. Hades' role in the story and his relationship with other gods and heroes, such as Persephone and Heracles, are discussed.

💡Pegasus

Pegasus is a mythical creature, a winged horse in Greek mythology, known for its role in the stories of heroes like Bellerophon. The script corrects the inaccurate depiction of Pegasus' birth in the movie, explaining that it sprang from the neck of Medusa, not as shown in the Disney film. Pegasus represents the fantastical elements of mythology.

💡Narcissus

Narcissus is a figure from Greek mythology known for his self-love, which led to his transformation into a flower. The script humorously refers to Narcissus in the context of a 'fabulous party,' highlighting the video's tone of light-hearted critique of the movie's inaccuracies.

💡Fates

The Fates, or Moirai, are the three goddesses who control the destiny of every individual in Greek mythology. The script notes the inaccuracies in their depiction in the movie, such as sharing one eye, which is actually a characteristic of the Gray Sisters, not the Fates. The Fates' role in determining the life and death of characters, including Heracles, is a key theme in the video.

💡Labors of Heracles

The Labors of Heracles are a series of twelve tasks he was required to perform as penance in Greek mythology. The script discusses how the movie 'Hercules' does not accurately depict these labors, which are central to Heracles' story and character development. The labors are a testament to Heracles' strength and perseverance.

💡Megara (Meg)

Megara, or Meg in the script, is a character in both Greek mythology and the Disney movie 'Hercules.' In the myth, she is the wife of Heracles who tragically dies when he is driven mad by Hera. The script points out the differences in her character's role and relationship with Heracles between the myth and the movie, emphasizing the changes made for the film's narrative.

💡Cerberus

Cerberus is the three-headed dog that guards the entrance to the underworld in Greek mythology. The script mentions the inaccurate portrayal of Heracles' encounter with Cerberus in the movie, where he tames the beast, unlike in the myth where he retrieves it as one of his labors without taming it first. Cerberus represents the fantastical challenges Heracles faced.

Highlights

The speaker clarifies that the correct name for the Greek version of Hercules is Heracles.

Muses are correctly identified as proclaimers of heroes, but the number of Muses is inaccurately represented as five instead of nine.

Zeus' role in defeating the Titans is misrepresented; he did not do it single-handedly but with the help of Cyclopes and other Titans.

The speaker points out Tartarus does not have a lightning bolt gate, and its entrance was guarded differently in various eras.

Zeus is inaccurately portrayed as capable of stopping Chaos, which is actually the most powerful primordial in Greek mythology.

The speaker corrects the misconception about Heracles' parentage, emphasizing his mortal mother Alcmene instead of Hera.

Narcissus is humorously mischaracterized; he is not a god and should be a flower if he 'discovered himself'.

Pegasus' birth is incorrectly depicted; he was born from Medusa's neck, not as shown in the movie.

Hades' characterization is challenged; he is not traditionally depicted as having fire for hair or as the outright villain.

The speaker refutes the existence of characters Pain and Panic in Greek mythology, suggesting a mix-up with the gods Deimos and Phobos.

Hades' role with the Fates is questioned, as he does not have fire powers nor is he the god of fire, which would be Hephaestus.

The speaker highlights the inaccuracy of Hades plotting a hostile takeover of Olympus, which is more aligned with Hera's actions.

The alignment of planets is inaccurately used as a plot device, as it does not feature in the original myths.

Heracles' status as a demigod is clarified, noting that he was not born a god but became one later, contrary to the movie's depiction.

The speaker points out the absence of Heracles' traditional weapons, such as his club and bow and arrows, in the movie.

The Hydra's characteristics and Heracles' method of defeating it are inaccurately portrayed, with a humorous mention of toxic breath.

Heracles' encounter with Nessus is placed incorrectly in the timeline, and his death is attributed to a different event.

The speaker humorously notes the anachronism of action figures with inflatable pectoral muscles in Greek mythology.

The speaker points out the inaccuracies in the depiction of the various labors of Heracles, such as the Cretan Bull and the Augean Stables.

Heracles' intelligence and tactical thinking are highlighted, showing a more nuanced side to his character than just strength.

The speaker corrects the movie's depiction of Heracles' godhood, explaining that he did not reject it and ended up with Hebe, not Megara.

Transcripts

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before we begin let me preface this by

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saying this is actually my favorite

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disney movie of all time one of my

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favorite movies period but i'm also a

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huge fan of the 12 laborers of heracles

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myth and i thought it would just be fun

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to point out how different these two

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stories are for anyone who wanted to

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know let's get started

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long ago in the far away land of ancient

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greece there was a golden age of

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powerful gods and extraordinary heroes

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and the greatest and strongest of all

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these heroes

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was the mighty hercules

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i think you mean heracles considering

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hercules is actually the roman version

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of his name and this is clearly the

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greek version of his story with everyone

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else having the greek versions of their

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names so yeah you want heracles not

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hercules why does nobody get that right

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we are the muses goddesses of the arts

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and proclaimers of heroes the muses do

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in fact sing the legends of heroes so

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it's really cool that they have that

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here but why are there only five of them

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they're supposed to be nine muses

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zeus did not single-handedly defeat the

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titans he recruited the cyclopses in the

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heck of tonkaris by freeing them from

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tartarus then he recruited his five

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siblings by tricking chronos into puking

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them up and he even recruited some of

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the actual titans themselves to his side

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heck he wouldn't even have thunder if it

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weren't for the cyclopses

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tartarus does not have a gate made out

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of lightning bolts the entrance was

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guarded by kampa during the reign of the

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titans and then was guarded by the

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hekatonkarys after zeus took over

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zeus could never stop chaos in its

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tracks chaos is the oldest and most

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powerful primordial in all of greek

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mythology zeus is no match for it

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oh is that not what you were talking

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about

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it most certainly is not as i have just

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demonstrated yeah once again the name is

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heracles

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heracles hera is not the mother of

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heracles heracles actual mother is

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alcamini and he is the product of one of

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zeus's many many many many many affairs

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hera hates heracles because of this and

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does absolutely everything she can to

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try to kill him fabulous party you know

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i haven't seen this much love in a room

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since narcissus discovered himself

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narcissus is not a god and if he's

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discovered himself then he should be a

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flower right now well let's see here

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we'll take hmm yes a little cirrus and

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um

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a touch of nimble stratus

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and

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a dash of cumulus

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[Music]

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his name

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is pegasus

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that is not how pegasus was born pegasus

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sprung from the severed neck of medusa

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after perseus chopped her head off hades

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does not have fire for hair as much as i

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like it it's still inaccurate you know i

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haven't been this

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choked up since i got a hunk of musa

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caught in my throat huh

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musaka was not created in greece until

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the year 1920 a.d so not sure how

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haiti's got that caught in his throat

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back in the bc era he ran the underworld

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hades is neither mean nor ruthless he's

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actually a pretty neutral god the

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closest things he's ever done to evil

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are kidnap persephone and cheat on her

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with minty and even those are only

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certain versions of certain stories he's

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never really been the straight-up

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villain of any actual greek myth in fact

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he's usually pretty helpful and even

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downright charitable at times pain oh

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and panic

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these two are not actual characters in

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greek mythology unless of course they're

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supposed to be deimos and phobos the

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gods of terror and panic but those two

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are children of aries and always

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accompany aries on the battlefield so

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why would they be serving hades in the

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underworld fine fine fine just let me

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know the instant the fates arrive oh

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they're

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here the fates are here and you didn't

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tell me

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hades does not have firepowers nor is he

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the god of fire that would be hephaestus

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ladies

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i am so sorry that i'm mate we knew you

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would be we know everything past

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present and future

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the fates do not actually share one eye

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that is actually a different trio of old

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women known as the gray sisters people

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often confuse the two fun fact the grey

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sisters also share one tooth so let me

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just ask is this kid gonna mess up my

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hostile takeover bit or what what do you

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think hades has never plotted a hostile

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takeover of olympus hera has though with

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the help of apollo athena and poseidon

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but hades was not a part of that also

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hera is the actual villain of the

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heracles story it's actually kind of

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weird how many hera attributes they seem

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to have given hades in this story

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[Music]

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ladies please

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my fate

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is in your lovely hands if we're merging

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the fates with the gray sisters here

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then it obviously would have made a lot

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more sense for hades to just take their

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eye away and refuse to give it back

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until they told him what he wanted to

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know

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especially considering that's exactly

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what perseus did in his story

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in the 18 years precisely

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the planets will align

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this planet's aligning thing is not in

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the myth the gates to tartarus are

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always there they're just guarded by the

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hecatonches as i mentioned earlier aye

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verse the time to act will be at hand

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unleash the titans you monstrous band

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hades would never want to free the

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titans from tartarus he helped put them

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there in the first place because they

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were just as much his enemies as zeus's

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actually maybe even more so considering

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kronos swallowed him as a baby a word of

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caution to this tale

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excuse me should hercules fight

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you will fail

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the fates actually did predict that

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heracles would help save olympus from an

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invasion but it wasn't by hades and the

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titans it was by gaia's giants who are

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not in this film

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i know this is going to shock people but

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there were actually no elevators in

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greek mythology how

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do you kill

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a god heracles was not born a god he was

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born a mortal demigod he eventually

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became a god but that was way later

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bingo they're immortal so

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first you gotta turn the little sunspot

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mortal

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what is that and where did it come from

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because it is not in greek mythology

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perhaps they've answered our prayers

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perhaps i have huh you leave

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heracles

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the two snakes that tried to kill

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heracles as a baby were not

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shape-shifted minions of hades they were

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regular snakes sent by hera and heracles

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didn't just toss them away he straight

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up snapped both of their necks

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hades is gonna kill us when he finds out

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what happened you mean

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if he finds out

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of course he's gonna

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if

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if is good hades knows every soul that

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enters the underworld there is no way he

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would not know somebody didn't die zeus

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led all the gods on a frantic search the

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chariot of aries is not pulled by a

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couple of dogs it is pulled by four

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golden fire-breathing horses and the

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chariot of athena is also pulled by

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horses

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it's true that heracles had trouble

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controlling his strength when he was

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younger but he never destroyed a town or

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anything though he did accidentally kill

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his music teacher once i'm warning you

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you keep that

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that freaked away from him heracles was

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not hated by his community he lived on

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the outer part of his town and he used

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his strength to kill predators who were

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a threat to the townspeople as a result

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of that they praised him and called him

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a hero

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pop

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you're the greatest parents anyone could

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have but it is cool that we have

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amphitrion and alcamini here as his

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adoptive parents considering they did

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raise heracles in the myth but where the

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heck is his half brother ithacallies

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you didn't know about if eclease did you

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this

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was around your neck when we found you

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it's the symbol of the gods

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no that is one of the symbols of zeus

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there is no one symbol for all of the

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greek gods every individual god has

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their own set of symbols after all these

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years is this the kind of hello you give

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your father

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for father

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didn't know you had a famous father did

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you yes he did actually heracles always

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knew who his father was

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i i don't understand

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if you're my father

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that would make me a god

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a god well not necessarily i mean zeus

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is also the father of perseus helen

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minocitus yarba ciacion colloxus latinus

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mains megarus myrmidon polyducus zethus

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tantalus sarpadon polaskus herophile

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arcus amphion anomathion and demion

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epaphis and several others none of them

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were gods

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your mother and i loved you with all our

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hearts someone stole you from us and

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and only gods can live on mount olympus

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and you can't do a thing i can't hurt to

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leave but you can uh yes you can zeus

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greek gods do have the power to turn

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humans into gods if they want to they've

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done it for ariadne esclepius psyche

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helen and get this heracles

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really

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what i'll do anything hercules if you

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can prove yourself a true hero on earth

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your godhood will be restored

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there is no greek story where a

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character becomes a true hero and thus

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automatically becomes a god also

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becoming a god was not the reason

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heracles went out and did all the things

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that gained him the glory he did he did

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them because he had to as recompense for

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accidentally killing his family after

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hera drove him insane

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exactly how do you become a true hero

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first you must seek out philip titties

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the trainer of heroes philip tds is not

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the trainer of heroes chiron is

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philoctetes was a friend of heracles but

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he was not his trainer

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[Music]

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you probably don't remember pegasus but

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you two go way back son

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heracles never rode or even encountered

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pegasus that was bellerophon what's the

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matter little guy you stuck whoa

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hey what up buddy philip tds was not a

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seder and neither was chiron chiron was

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a centaur

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girl stop stop come back come back whoa

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whoa oh

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wait wait whoa whoa whoa

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oh

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nymphs

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they can't keep their hands off me

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this is actually a pretty spot-on

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representation of how nymphs and seders

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are in greek mythology but the thing is

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phil is clearly supposed to be a

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stand-in for chiron and yet this is not

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at all how chiron would behave honestly

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this is a lot more like pan so we've

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basically got a guy who looks and acts

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like pan but with chiron's role and

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philoctities name what a

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weird hodgepodge

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watch it that was part of the master the

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argo the argo

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what do you mean the argo the argo isn't

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even a thing yet and when it is a thing

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you will be one of the first people on

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it who do you think taught jason how to

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sail cleopatra well i should think not

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considering she hasn't even been born

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yet i trained all those would-be heroes

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odysseus

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theseus a lot of uses for anyone

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wondering chiron did in fact train all

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of these heroes however the iliad and

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the odyssey both take place after the 12

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labors of heracles so odysseus would not

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yet be a household name this spinning

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disc depicts the minotaur taking down

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theseus which is not at all what

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happened theseus strangled the minotaur

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to death from behind easily sure theseus

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doesn't have a happy ending but the

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reason for that is not the minotaur he

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took that thing down every single one of

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those bums let me down flatter than a

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discus also how the heck did perseus let

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you down he defeated medusa defeated

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cetus defeated multiple tyrants saved

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his mother got the girl and had a happy

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ending what part of that is not good

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enough for you phil and then there was

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achilles

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as i said a minute ago the iliad and

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therefore the trojan war has not

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happened yet but that first look at the

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heel is he barely gets nicked there once

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and come boom

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he's history

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barely gets nicked paris shot an arrow

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right through it what is your definition

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of nick

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i dreamed i was gonna train the greatest

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hero there ever was

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so great the gods would hang a picture

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of him in the stars i guess nobody told

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him there actually is a constellation

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for perseus

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somebody should really tell him hold it

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zeus is your father right

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zeus the big guy he's your daddy

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mr lightning bolts read me a book with

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your dad

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once upon a time

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it's the truth police

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why do you find this so hard to believe

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you just said you trained perseus and

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he's also a son of zeus i know this is

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gonna shock people but there were

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actually no karate kid references in

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greek mythology heracles never really

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used a sword his weapons of choice were

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his club his bow and arrows and his bare

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hands

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not so fast

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heracles did not encounter nessus this

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early in his story nessus was actually

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the last monster heracles ever slew and

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in fact nessus actually caused the death

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of heracles by tricking his wife

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daenerys at the time not megura also

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nessus is not that big

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this is not how heracles defeated nessus

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he actually just shot him with a poison

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arrow are you

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alright miss

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megura my friends call me meg at least

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they would if i had any friends meguro

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was heracles first wife but she was not

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the love interest throughout his entire

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story she actually tragically died very

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early on when hera drove heracles insane

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and tricked him into killing his whole

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family including megura so

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uh how how'd you get mixed up with the

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pinhead with hooves well you know how

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men are i think no means yes and get

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lost means take me i'm yours that's

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actually very

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greek mythically accurate

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all right then yeah i mean hercules is

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very popular nowadays remember like a

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few years ago every other boy was named

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jason and the girls were only britney

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actually nobody was ever named brittany

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until the year 1966. and who are you

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[Music]

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i'm hercules heracles

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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funny joke but those are roman numerals

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and this is not rome in fact rome

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doesn't even exist yet

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[Music]

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phil what do you call that thing

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the words

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heracles did not face the hydra in a

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gorge in thebes he faced it in the

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swamps of lernia also the hydra is not

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that big

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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fun fact the hydra's breath is toxic

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enough to cause instant death to anybody

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if heracles got swallowed by that thing

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he would not survive

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[Music]

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the hydra does not start with one head

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and then grow more after being

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decapitated the hydra has nine heads and

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it simply regrows whatever heads are

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chopped off

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this is not how heracles defeated the

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hydro what he did was he chopped off its

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heads and burnt the stumps so new heads

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couldn't grow then he ripped off the

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final immortal head and buried it under

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a rock which i'm only just now realizing

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is probably being referenced by the

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hydra being buried under all these rocks

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huh

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heracles did not kill the arimanthian

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boar he was tasked with capturing it

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alive

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heracles was not paid for his labors he

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actually tried to get paid for cleaning

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the aegean stables but not only did that

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not end up happening but the fact that

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even tried to make that happen resulted

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in that labor being disqualified from

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his other labors

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why would you say amen in ancient greece

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the lion was actually the first monster

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heracles faced not the fourth

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i know this is gonna shock people but

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there were actually no action figures

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with inflatable pectoral muscles in

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greek mythology is that supposed to be a

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stemphalian bird cause if so why is it

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so big and why isn't it made of metal or

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maybe it's supposed to be the prometheus

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vulture but if that's so then where the

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heck is prometheus is that supposed to

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be cilla heracles did not fight cilla

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[Music]

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heracles heracles did not fight the

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minotaur that was theseus he also did

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not fight any gorgons or griffins

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heracles did not plug any volcanoes

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thanks for showcasing some of the

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laborers in that montage though we are

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technically still missing the cretan

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bull the dough of artemis the aegean

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stables the mayors of diomedes the

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girdle of hippolyta the red cows of

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gurion and the apples of the hesperidis

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tree for what pandora it was the box

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thing for the trojans hey they bet on

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the wrong horse okay the trojan war has

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not happened yet hey look he's finally

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wearing the namian lion skin for like 10

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seconds did you know in the myth he

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wears it for almost the entire story

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listen to me she's a dream come true not

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exactly more beautiful than aphrodite

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whoa hey you can't go saying stuff like

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that in greek mythology that's how you

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get people killed or worse

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usually worse

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jeez louise what got his goat huh is

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this a good time to point out that hades

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doesn't seem to have his bident or his

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helmet of invisibility in this movie

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you've gotta swear she'll be safe from

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any harm fine okay i'll give you that

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one make us safe otherwise you get your

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strength right back yeah he had a fine

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print boilerplate okay

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what do you say we're shaking it

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all right

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yes we're there

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heracles never lost or gave up his

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strength in the myth and now that i set

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you free

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what is the first thing you are going to

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do

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i guess hades has the power to absorb

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zeus's thunderbolts now destroy him why

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are there only five titans there's 12

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major titans and several minor titans

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and i know they all didn't get thrown in

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tartarus but more than five of them did

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where the heck is kronos

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look these titans are awesome but these

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are not the titans none of their

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appearances or powers actually match the

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titans from greek mythology like okay

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maybe if you want to reach you could

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claim that the ice titan is supposed to

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be koius the titan of the north and

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maybe the lava titan is supposed to be

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persis the titan of destruction that's

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the best i can come up with but then

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that theory completely falls apart when

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you take one look at the disney

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villainous board game and you find out

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that these titans are named hydros piros

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lethos stratos and argus none of those

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names apply to any of the actual titans

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hold it right eye

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this seems to be an elder cyclops which

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is not a titan and would not be with the

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titans because the elder cyclops fought

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against the titans in the war and now

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they work with zeus

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considering the titans lost a war with

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the gods back when there were only six

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gods it's kind of weird that they're

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winning so much when there are way more

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of them nowadays also where the heck are

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the hecatoncheires i think they'd be a

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heck of a lot of help right now

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heck

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[Laughter]

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you know heracles is a lot more than

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just his strength he's very smart clever

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and tactical he slew the hydra and teus

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and gurion by figuring out what their

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weaknesses were when it wasn't obvious

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at all he even managed to outwit atlas

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at one point

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[Music]

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heracles never fought the titans he was

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however instrumental in fighting off the

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giants as i said before which i'm really

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thinking is what inspired this

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[Music]

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here it seems like all three fates are

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only interested in cutting the threads

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of life whereas in the myth one of them

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is supposed to be spinning it while

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another one measures it and the third

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one cuts it

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oh sorry kid

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some things just can't change

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yes i can

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heracles did actually go to the

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underworld to request that hades restore

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the soul of a dead woman however it was

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not his woman the woman was queen

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alchestis the wife of heracles good

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friend king admetis and he was

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successful

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oh hey a nod to the delivery of cerberus

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except in the myth he did it because it

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was one of his labors and he didn't tame

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cerberus until he got permission from

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hades you like making deals take me and

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meg's place when heracles went to the

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underworld to retrieve the soul of

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alcastus hades didn't give heracles some

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sort of price he was so moved by the

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love story heracles told hades about el

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castus and her husband that he just gave

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her to him

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oh you know what slit my mind you'll be

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dead before you can get to her that's

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not a problem is it plunging into the

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river sticks doesn't drain the life from

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your body it actually makes your skin

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completely impenetrable ever heard of

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achilles

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so what happened to the fates knowing

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everything past present and future

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[Music]

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this is

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this is impossible

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you you can't be alive you'd have to be

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a god

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this is not how heracles became a god

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the god simply granted him godhood after

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his death

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[Music]

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hera

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please this is the moment i've always

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dreamed of

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but

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a life without meg

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even an immortal life

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would be

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empty

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i

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[Music]

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i wish to stay on earth with her

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i finally know where i belong sorry

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megara but heracles did not reject

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godhood he in fact accepted it and lived

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as a god forevermore he also did not end

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up with you he ended up with he be the

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goddess of eternal youth

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hey hope you enjoyed that video just

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want to give a shout out to my awesome

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patreon supporters simon wolfer just

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tonight robert ray gilda ramos and sage

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