[YTP] YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR DAMN SHOES ON?!

cs188
29 Dec 202303:32

Summary

TLDRThis script is a chaotic and humorous take on everyday life's minor irritations, from shoe removal to personal hygiene. It features exaggerated scenarios and absurd solutions, such as 'Shoedini'—a nonsensical product for shoe removal—and 'Poo-dini', a crude joke about a telescope. The script is filled with slapstick humor, bizarre imagery, and pop culture references, creating a surreal and entertaining experience.

Takeaways

  • 👟 The script humorously highlights the struggles of putting on and taking off shoes, suggesting that it's a common problem.
  • 🎶 It uses exaggerated and absurd scenarios with background music to create a comedic effect.
  • 🤕 The mention of potential injuries from not wearing shoes adds a cautionary note to the humor.
  • 😱 The 'Wilhelm Scream' and other sound effects are used for dramatic and comedic purposes.
  • 🔥 The script satirically suggests extreme solutions like burning shoes to avoid the hassle.
  • 🧀 It includes nonsensical elements like stepping in cheese on the floor to add to the absurdity.
  • 🦵 The introduction of 'Shoedini' as a non-existent solution to the problem of putting on shoes.
  • 😂 The use of 'lol' and 'sus' indicates an internet-savvy and self-aware tone.
  • 🌭 There are crude jokes and references, such as comments about body parts, which contribute to the script's shock humor.
  • 🔭 The script also makes fun of other ridiculous, non-existent products like 'Poo-dini', a poor-quality telescope.
  • 💥 The overall chaotic and over-the-top nature of the script suggests a commentary on the absurdity of certain marketing tactics or product promotions.

Q & A

  • What is the main purpose of the 'Shoedini' mentioned in the script?

    -The 'Shoedini' is portrayed as a tool that simplifies the process of putting on and taking off shoes, suggesting it is more than just a shoehorn.

  • What does the script imply about the character who is urged to 'Get out right this second!'?

    -The script implies that the character is in a situation where they are either unwelcome or need to leave immediately, possibly due to their behavior or the chaos ensuing around them.

  • What is the significance of the 'Wilhelm Scream' in the script?

    -The 'Wilhelm Scream' is a popular sound effect often used in films and media to indicate a sudden accident or injury, suggesting that someone in the script might have been hurt.

  • How does the script use humor to describe the difficulty of removing shoes?

    -The script uses exaggerated language and expressions like 'GET THEM OFF!!!' and 'You could slip and slide on the floor without your shoes' to humorously emphasize the struggle of shoe removal.

  • What is the 'Poo-dini' mentioned in the script, and what is its purpose?

    -The 'Poo-dini' is a joke item described as the 'world's worst telescope' that can be used in an inappropriate and humorous way, suggesting it is a satirical take on a product with no real practical use.

  • What does the script suggest about the character who is told 'stop, stop, stop, stop!'?

    -The script suggests that the character is engaging in an activity that is considered inappropriate or repulsive, as indicated by the reactions of others around them.

  • What is the role of the 'grip clip' in the script?

    -The 'grip clip' is mentioned as a tool that allows one to pick up a paperclip, although its relevance to the main narrative is unclear and may be part of the script's absurd humor.

  • How does the script use the phrase 'The world's over!'?

    -The phrase 'The world's over!' is used in a hyperbolic manner to express the chaos and absurdity of the situation described in the script, suggesting a catastrophic or hopeless scenario.

  • What is the significance of the song 'Dancing Shoes' by Arctic Monkeys in the script?

    -The mention of 'Dancing Shoes' by Arctic Monkeys serves as a playful and ironic contrast to the chaotic and nonsensical events of the script, adding a layer of humor.

  • What is the offer mentioned at the end of the script regarding 'Shoedini'?

    -The script humorously offers 'Shoedini' for $14.99 and also includes a joke about receiving Fortnite, which is likely a nonsensical bonus unrelated to the product.

Outlines

00:00

😜 Shoedini: The Hilarious Shoe Struggle

This paragraph humorously depicts the everyday struggle of putting on and taking off shoes. It introduces 'Shoedini' as a solution to this problem, although the description is filled with absurd and comical elements. The script uses exaggerated language, sound effects, and references to pop culture to create a comedic narrative around the mundane act of shoe-wearing.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Shoedini

Shoedini is a fictional product mentioned in the script, seemingly a parody of 'As Seen on TV' products. It is described as 'not just a shoehorn,' suggesting a humorous and exaggerated utility for putting on shoes easily. The term is used repeatedly throughout the script, indicating it as a central theme of the video, often with a comedic or absurd context.

💡Wilhelm Scream

The 'Wilhelm Scream' is a popular sound effect used in movies and media, known for its association with a character getting hurt or in distress. In the script, it is used to comically emphasize the difficulty of removing shoes, adding to the overall humorous tone of the video.

💡Cheese

Cheese is mentioned in the script in a nonsensical context, suggesting stepping on it on the floor. This use of cheese is likely for comedic effect, adding to the absurdity of the video's narrative and showcasing the unexpected scenarios that the script creates for humor.

💡Paperclip

The term 'paperclip' is used in the script to describe a feature of the 'Shoedini,' which is humorously said to allow you to 'pick up your paperclip.' This is a playful and absurd extension of the product's utility, emphasizing the video's comedic and satirical nature.

💡Bendy

The term 'Bendy' is used in the script to describe a characteristic of the 'Shoedini,' suggesting it is flexible and can bend. This is part of the exaggerated claims often found in spoof advertisements, adding to the comedic and over-the-top style of the video.

💡Poo-dini

Poo-dini is a play on words, combining 'Poo' with the name of the famous illusionist Harry Houdini, to create a fictional and humorous product. It is used in the script to describe a 'world's worst telescope' in a crude and comical context, further emphasizing the absurdity of the video's content.

💡Cows

Cows are mentioned in the script in a bizarre context, suggesting that a product is 'perfect for anyone with a herd of cows.' This is likely a joke, as the video seems to be satirizing infomercials and their exaggerated claims, using cows to add to the nonsensical scenarios presented.

💡Dingaling

'Dingaling' is a slang term used in the script in a humorous context, referring to a body part after a gunshot sound effect is played. It is part of the script's use of crude humor and shock value to entertain and amuse the audience.

💡Perverted

The term 'perverted' is used in the script to describe a character's behavior in a negative and humorous way. It is part of the video's use of over-the-top language and scenarios to create a comedic effect, poking fun at certain types of behavior.

💡Olives

Olives are mentioned in the script in an unusual context, suggesting stuffing shoes with them. This is another example of the absurd and nonsensical humor present throughout the video, using unexpected items in strange situations for comedic impact.

💡Dancing Shoes

The phrase 'Dancing Shoes' is used in the script to reference a song by Arctic Monkeys, adding a layer of pop culture to the video. It is also used to transition into a humorous and catchy tune that contrasts with the absurdity of the video's content, creating a playful and entertaining atmosphere.

Highlights

Urgent plea for someone to leave immediately with an exclamation mark and emoji.

Humorous claim that putting on shoes is easy, contradicted by the following statement.

Distorted background music creates a chaotic atmosphere.

Emphasis on the difficulty of removing shoes, with an exaggerated command to do so.

Warning of potential injury from slipping without shoes.

Use of a Wilhelm scream sound effect for comedic effect.

Introduction of 'Shoedini' as a non-shoehorn solution for putting on shoes.

Joking about losing shoes and burning them.

Character 'Seymour' disagrees with the idea of no more shoes.

Suggestion of stepping in cheese as a bizarre consequence of not wearing shoes.

Mischievous mention of picking up a paperclip with a grip clip.

Exaggerated ease of taking off pants with 'Shoedini'.

Inappropriate and humorous comments about someone's anatomy.

Introduction of 'Poo-dini' as a poorly conceived telescope for an uncomfortable purpose.

Disgusting imagery of bending over to poop on the floor.

Halt command to stop the inappropriate behavior.

Complaints about the smell and mess created by the actions described.

Sarcastic solution for scratching discomfort without bending over.

Violent and inappropriate request followed by a gunshot sound effect.

Complaint about wrinkled clothing and inappropriate behavior.

Command to put away inappropriate items and behave properly.

Humor about the end of the world and a messed-up situation.

Misguided advertisement for stuffing shoes with olives and dancing.

Song reference to 'Dancing Shoes' by Arctic Monkeys with a humorous twist.

Encouragement to catch the elusive 'Shoedini'.

Misleading advertisement claiming additional items like Fortnite with Shoedini purchase.

Excessive repetition of the word 'shoe' for comedic effect.

Visual description of a shoe on a stick with accompanying music.

Manual captioning credit given with a light-hearted emoji.

Unexpected appearance of Gandalf with an anticlimactic cricket sound.

Final command for someone to leave, possibly referring to the end of the transcript.

Transcripts

play00:00

PLEASE

play00:01

Get out right this second! 👉

play00:03

(nooo don't go)

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Bending over to put your shoes on

play00:06

is easy!

play00:07

...Well not for this guy!

play00:09

(warpy distorted background music 🥴)

play00:12

Come on...

play00:13

Get them off!

play00:14

GET THEM OFF!!!

play00:14

You could slip and slide on the floor

play00:17

without your shoes

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so you can hurt yourself!

play00:20

(WILHELM SCREAM)

play00:20

Huuur-huuuhuuuhuuuh

play00:22

H̴̞̮̖̪̺̤̟̳͕͛̑̐͋͘͜͜Ṹ̵̺̒̏͂̍͑̄̐̏͝U̶̯̖̞̓̅͛͐͌͌͑̈́̐͌̚ͅṶ̵͕͑̿̀̃͑́̋͛̾͠R̵̢̺̖̈́̏̾́͂̎̈́͑͆͌U̷̧̧̠͎̤̼̭̙̺͓̗̽̽͗͘U̶̢̟̮̩͖̗̻̱͍̟̘͛Û̵̢̧̟̹̹̹̰̐H̵̛̰̖̐͑̾̅̄̃̈́̓͊̚͝

play00:23

No more bending your knees! 🦵

play00:24

(CRACK)

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aaaAAAAAAÃ̵̺̫͇͈̗̮̬͇̒͗̄͌͐̇̀̿̐͜͝͠ͅÄ̵̡̧̡̡͉̼̬̙͕̮̻̙̿́Ą̵̳͆̌̑̌̕̚͝Ǎ̸̢̨̛̜̩͈͓̦͒̑́̂̋͠A̵̹̱̿͒̊̅̎́̒̌͒̒̽͝- (my leg!)

play00:26

Now there's Shoedini!

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It's not just a shoehorn...

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...it's just not a shoehorn!

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lol 😂

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sus... sus... SUS

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You can lose your shoes!

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All your shoes!

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Just burn your shoes! 🔥

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*COUGH COUGH COUGH* (Seymour takes issue with this)

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No more shoes for anyone!

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You could end up

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steppin' in cheese! 🦶🧀

play00:44

(record scratch)

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...Why's cheese on the floor?

play00:48

...I don't know!

play00:50

The grip clip lets you

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pick up your paperclip!

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BENDY, BENDY, BENDEEEE!

play00:55

No more

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BEEeEEEeeEEEĘ̸̻͕̖̻̹͖͓̩̯̦͌͋͜ͅe̵̗̊͊͆é̴̡̡̢͖̩̻̟̣̙͓̖̩̄͜͜͜Ȩ̵̨͓̠̥͎̼̰͐̉͌̕͠Ẽ̸̡̧̩͈̙͚̩̣̹̹̘̥̮̊̇̆͜Ȩ̴̡͕̞̖͎̲̬̟̝͉̜̖͕̘̒̏̀̈̉̐̾̆͜͜EEEEEeeḝ̴̤̗̼̲̳̈́̍̽̚̚͠Ẽ̵̺͍̘͔̺̬̪͉̤͖̄̈́͐͠E̵̜̳̿͝ͅE̷̡̫̙̜̩̟̯̘͆̀͐̑̉͂̈́͂̕͘E̸̯͉̮̬̤̪̒̅͐̊̿-

play00:58

Just look how easy it is

play01:00

to take off your pants! 🩳

play01:02

Take it off...

play01:02

Take it off!

play01:03

TAKE IT OFF!

play01:03

Just SLAALS

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Just slide them off

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BITCH!!!

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(incomprehensible stuttery nonsense)

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This guy has a

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teeny tiny

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DICK!! 🌭

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Just look how small it is!

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😆

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It's Poo-dini!

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The world's worst telescope

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that lets you slide it up

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your assh*le

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so now you can see

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all the way up your poop chute!

play01:24

Just slide it in and...

play01:26

slip it in and...

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STICK IT UPPPP...

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SHUUSH SHUUSH SHUUSH

play01:31

Bending over to poop on the floor

play01:33

is disgusting!

play01:35

Perfect for anyone with a

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herd of cows! 🐄🐄🐄

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stop, stop, stop, stop! 🛑

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STO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-P!!

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Come on, PLEASE.

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You stink!

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You reek!

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OH MY GOD

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I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE

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aaaallaaalaaallaaallaaa (more incomprehensible stuttery nonsense)

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Damn it... now there's SH!T

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ALL OVER THE FLOOR! 💩

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Jeez Louise!

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It's the worst!

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Bending over to scratch your balls

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is a pain in the ass!

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Well not anymore!

play02:00

Now there's...

play02:01

"Please,

play02:01

just shoot me

play02:03

in the nuts!"

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(gunshot)

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OWWIE!

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MY DINGALING! 😬

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No more wrinkled ball sack!

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No more tryin' to j3rk off

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in your SHOES every day!

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You degenerate loser!

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You got issues!

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AU-AU-AU-AU-au-au-au

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So just put your P3NIS

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back in your pants

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you horny perverted

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matherfacker!!

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(we're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 trying to monetize... 😅)

play02:24

The world's over!

play02:26

🌍💥

play02:26

The world's so messed up!

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It's a sh!tshow!

play02:30

No more huffing and puffing and

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stuffing your shoes

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WITH OLIVES! 🫒

play02:34

Get on your dancing shoes! 🕺 🎵 Arctic Monkeys - Dancing Shoes🎵

play02:36

Catch me or I go Shoedini... 🎵 Dua Lipa - Houdini🎵

play02:40

(don't slip)

play02:41

NO-ONE

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no-no-NO-NO

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Shoedini's snot just for boys! 👃

play02:45

You stupid ding-dong!

play02:47

Come on...

play02:48

STOP picking your nose

play02:49

right this second!

play02:50

and ORDER RIGHT NOW!

play02:53

...WOW...

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Call now and get Shoedini

play02:55

up your ass

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for just $14.99!

play02:58

You'll also receive Fortnite!

play03:01

Shoes shoe shoes shoe... (Supercut of every "shoe" mention)

play03:08

SHOE ON A STICK!

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(HoH SiS music in sync with the expanding and contracting of Shoedini's highly satisfying magnum dong)

play03:19

Captioning done manually by cs188 😁👍

play03:22

OH LOOK!

play03:23

It's Gandalf!

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... (crickets)

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GET THE HELL OUT 👉

play03:28

You could even slip off ALL your clothes!

play03:30

(disgusting...)

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