[YTP] Inside (Your Butt) Edition

cs188
1 Aug 202405:55

Summary

TLDRThe video script is a satirical and humorous take on everyday activities, such as cleaning and personal hygiene, with a twist of absurdity and exaggerated scenarios. It features a lifestyle expert, Marisa Brahney, who ironically provides 'brainy cleaning tips' that lead to chaotic outcomes. The script is filled with playful language, unexpected punchlines, and references to pop culture, creating a comedic narrative that pokes fun at common household chores and societal norms.

Takeaways

  • 😅 The script is a humorous take on common household chores, with a comedic twist on cleaning tips.
  • 🎵 The transcript includes various song references and sound effects to add a comedic and absurd tone to the content.
  • 🧼 It humorously suggests incorrect cleaning methods, such as spraying and wiping in a repetitive manner, and even praying as part of the cleaning process.
  • 🙏 The inclusion of praying and swiping right gestures implies a satirical commentary on modern dating apps and rituals.
  • 🍴 The script playfully confuses silverware, suggesting that forks could be spoons, adding to the absurdity of the 'cleaning tips'.
  • 🥚 It bizarrely recommends putting eggs in the shower, which could be a metaphor for unexpected and messy situations.
  • 💀 The script also touches on safety concerns, like the danger of steam in showers and the potential for slipping on a dirty floor.
  • 🌈 It makes light of stereotypes and societal norms, such as the comment about the rock group Train and its perceived influence on sexuality.
  • 🚿 The transcript humorously addresses the idea of showering with different people, suggesting it might affect the temperature or experience.
  • 🚽 It satirically points out public restroom etiquette, or the lack thereof, with references to improper use of facilities.
  • 🔥 The script ends with a chaotic scenario of a house on fire, emphasizing the absurdity and danger of ignoring basic safety and cleanliness.

Q & A

  • What is the main theme of the video script?

    -The main theme of the video script is a humorous and satirical take on common household cleaning and hygiene practices, with a lot of absurd and exaggerated scenarios.

  • Who is Marisa Brahney mentioned in the script?

    -Marisa Brahney is referred to as a 'lifestyle expert' in the script, suggesting she might be a character or persona providing unconventional cleaning tips.

  • What is the tone of the script?

    -The tone of the script is comedic and sarcastic, using humor to exaggerate and mock certain cleaning habits and behaviors.

  • What is the significance of the 'sos SOS' phrase in the script?

    -The 'sos SOS' phrase is likely used to create a sense of urgency or mock serious situations, fitting the script's comedic and absurd style.

  • What cleaning tips are suggested in the script that are portrayed as wrong?

    -The script humorously suggests several incorrect cleaning tips, such as spraying and wiping in a repetitive manner, praying after cleaning, and using inappropriate items or methods.

  • What is the script's take on returning shopping carts?

    -The script humorously portrays people who do not return their shopping carts as being inconsiderate, with a character even refusing to return a 'shart'.

  • What is the reference to '33 year old model' in the script?

    -The '33 year old model' is used in a couple of scenarios, such as showering, to create a humorous and absurd comparison, suggesting that age or attractiveness does not change the basic functions of hygiene.

  • What is the script's commentary on public restrooms?

    -The script uses humor to highlight poor hygiene practices in public restrooms, such as not flushing toilets or leaving them in a dirty state.

  • What is the script's portrayal of showering?

    -The script satirizes showering by suggesting dangerous or unhygienic practices, such as generating steam that could be harmful or leaving poo residue on the shower floor.

  • What is the purpose of the music references in the script?

    -The music references, such as 'Funeral March of the Marionette' and 'Walk The Dinosaur', are used to add a comedic and ironic tone to the script, enhancing the humor of the absurd situations described.

Outlines

00:00

🤔 Irreverent Cleaning Tips and Misadventures

This paragraph presents a chaotic and humorous take on cleaning, with lifestyle expert Marisa Brahney offering unconventional and absurd cleaning tips. The script is filled with nonsensical advice, such as cleaning a cow with spray and wipe techniques, and the incorrect use of silverware. It also includes bizarre scenarios like showering with a 33-year-old model or leaving eggs in the shower, all delivered with a satirical tone and punctuated by various musical interludes and sound effects. The paragraph ends with a twist on public hygiene, suggesting that one should 'do it all over again' after making a mess.

05:01

🔥 Extreme Weather and Unusual Activities

The second paragraph delves into a series of surreal and extreme situations, starting with a discussion on handling high winds and transitioning into a house fire scenario. It humorously suggests showering with a doctor and references a song about walking dinosaurs. The script also touches on inappropriate sexual activities and ends with a commentary on the lack of public restrooms in California, using exaggerated and absurd storytelling to create a sense of chaos and absurdity.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Cleaning

Cleaning refers to the process of making something free from dirt, germs, or unwanted substances. In the context of the video, it seems to be a recurring theme with a humorous twist, where the script mentions 'cleaning your house all wrong' and 'cleaning your shower all wrong,' suggesting a parody on common cleaning practices.

💡SOS

SOS is an internationally recognized distress signal, typically used in emergency situations. In the script, 'sos SOS' appears to be used in a non-traditional, possibly ironic or humorous context, deviating from its serious connotation to add a comedic effect.

💡Germ busting

Germ busting generally means the act of eliminating germs or bacteria. The video script humorously mentions 'Germ busting busting busting...' in a repetitive, playful manner, indicating a satire on the seriousness of germ elimination.

💡Funeral March of the Marionette

The 'Funeral March of the Marionette' is a musical piece by Charles Gounod, often associated with somber or dark themes. The script uses this reference in a comedic way, playing the piece as background music for a non-serious situation, creating a stark contrast for humor.

💡Poo

Poo is a colloquial term for feces, and in the video script, it is used in a humorous context to discuss bathroom hygiene or the lack thereof, as seen in lines like 'Are you cleaning your butt all wrong??' and 'poo poo POO POO POO'.

💡Shopping cart

A shopping cart is a wheeled basket used by customers to transport goods in a retail store. The script humorously addresses the issue of returning shopping carts, with phrases like 'I'm not returning my shopping cart' and 'And you can return my shopping cart,' possibly commenting on social etiquette or laziness.

💡Butt

The term 'butt' is used in the script in a crude and humorous context, often associated with bodily functions or inappropriate actions, such as 'Taking a nice hot sh*t' and 'So he's taking a bunch of rocks up the butt,' which adds to the video's comedic and absurd tone.

💡Shampoo

Shampoo is a product used for washing hair. The script humorously confuses 'shampoo' with 'conditioner' and 'dish soap,' creating a nonsensical list that plays on the idea of mixing up similar products, as in 'soap... conditioner... soapditioner... dish soap... shampoo... shampootioner...'

💡Steam

Steam is the gaseous phase of water, often associated with heat. In the script, 'steam' is mentioned in the context of showers, suggesting potential danger or discomfort, as in 'Sho-o-o-o-o-o-owers can also generate, nice hot *dangerous* steam, that might make you die.'

💡Silverware

Silverware refers to utensils made of silver or silver-plated materials, commonly used for eating. The script humorously misuses the term, suggesting 'f**king up your silverware' and confusing 'forks' with 'spoons,' indicating a playful disregard for proper tableware etiquette.

💡On fire

The phrase 'on fire' can mean literally being in flames or metaphorically being in a state of high excitement or activity. The script uses it in a literal sense with 'Did you know your house is, ON FIRE??' adding to the chaotic and absurd narrative of the video.

Highlights

Lifestyle expert Marisa Brahney shares brainy cleaning tips.

Unconventional cleaning methods are humorously presented.

The transcript humorously suggests cleaning your house incorrectly.

A cow cleaning analogy is used to describe a cleaning process.

The transcript humorously addresses the act of praying after cleaning.

Swiping right is humorously suggested as a cleaning technique.

The transcript satirically discusses cleaning your lawn incorrectly.

A humorous take on washing bacteria is presented.

The transcript suggests unconventional ways to handle pillows.

A chaotic approach to handling silverware is humorously described.

The transcript includes a joke about showering with a 33-year-old model.

Dangerous steam from showers is humorously highlighted.

The transcript satirically addresses cleaning your butt incorrectly.

A song about 'shitting in the shower' is mentioned.

The transcript humorously suggests returning shopping carts incorrectly.

A man's butt is humorously described as being on fire after a rescue.

The transcript includes a joke about a stranded individual spelling 'hello' with rocks.

A song about a man who messes up public toilets is referenced.

The transcript humorously suggests that there is nowhere to go to the bathroom in California.

A joke about a firef**ker being lowered onto Fire Island is included.

The transcript satirically discusses a house being on fire.

A song about walking the dinosaur is humorously used in the context of the transcript.

Transcripts

play00:00

Do not watch this!

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Nobody watch this.

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Go somewhere else...

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(squeaking noise)

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Are you cleaning your house all wrong?

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sos SOS

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Lifestyle expert Marisa Brahney

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has some brainy cleaning tips

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that will have you

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cleaning your hoUse All wRoNg!

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ti-ti-ti-tips

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that will have you saying

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"wooooooooowwww..."

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Did you know...

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I didn't clean the kitchen 😮

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Is that the right thing to do?

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a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

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I do not have time

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to actually do the JOJ

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🎵 Funeral March of the Marionette 🎵

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Germ busting busting busting...

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🎵 Neil Cicierega - Bustin 🎵

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When I'm cleaning a cow, like this...

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I'll spray, and then

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I'll spray, and then I'll spray, and then

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I'll wipe

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and then I'll spray

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and then I'll wipe 🧻

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and then I'll

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PRAAAAAYYYY 🙏

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and then

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I'll swipe right, like this...

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Is that the right thing to do? 😃

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NO 😠

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(briefly loses control of spray bottle)

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Did you know you're cleaning your house??

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I didn't know that!

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Are you cleaning your

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lawn all wrong?

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"DID YOU KNOW THAT..."

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Did you know you *ackshually*

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should be washing

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your bacteria? 🦠

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I didn't know that! 🤔

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a-a-a-a-a-and

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you should be shoshing

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and moshing 🤘

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🎵 Metallica - One 🎵

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It's a really really really really really

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good idea to lose your pillows 👍

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Actually... no 👎

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I'm gonna make sure to be

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inside the pillow case.

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(pop) Hi! 😄

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I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-

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I'm gonna make sure to be

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f**king up

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your silverware! 🍴

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You wanna make sure that the forks

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are actually spoons 🥄

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o-o-o-o-o-o-or-or-or-or-or-or

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And then, here's a fun trick:

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Spoons...

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...up your ass!

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wooooooooowwww...

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(Inside Edition orchestral music, but warped)

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Taking a nice hot sh*t

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can be an invi-i-i-i-i-gorating

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part of your d-a-a-a-a-a-a-y

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...yay!

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But are you cleaning your

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shower all wrong??

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Taking a nice hot shower 🚿

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with a nice hot 33 year old model

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is just as hot as taking a shower with

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any elderly person 🧓

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Sho-o-o-o-o-o-owers can also generate

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nice hot *dangerous* steam

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that might make you die 💀

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(highly unconvincing scream)

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Why is there steam coming out of your shower, Seymour?

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Superintendent, I was just...

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😅

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It's not uncommon to see...

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showering in the shower

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shash

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eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-

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The butt doctor, Dr. Shash

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says our 33 year old model

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might make you

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very h0rny

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but the rock group Train

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might make you GAY 🌈

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It's also so soapy!

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HEE HEE HEE

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He told me about some very common soaps.

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Soap...

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conditioner...

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soapditioner...

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dish soap...

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shampoo...

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shampootioner...

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(loses control of his fingers)

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ShamWow-ering...

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and eggs in the shower! 🥚🥚🚿

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(splat)

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The doctor told me

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any nice hot 33 year old moms

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can shower with the doctor 😏

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But it's also potentially dangerous...

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Are you cleaning your butt all wrong??

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poo poo POO POO POO

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Poo residue accumulates on the shower floor

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Aw sh*t...

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Do us all a favor and just

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sh*t on the floor!

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(Untraceable Records - Sh*tting in the shower) 🎵 Sh*tting in the shower... what a feeling! 🎵

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(Untraceable Records - Sh*tting in the shower) 🎵 I let it all out 🎵

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🎵 Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh... 🎵

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"IT'S A MESS!"

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Which will make anybody slip and fall

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(thud)

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"Ow!"

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Do us all a favor and just

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do it all over again! 👍

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A-A-A-A-A-A

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A grab handle-

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A grab handle- A grab handle-

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A grAb HaNdLe-

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and...

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anal nonsense mat!

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(...how my dad reacts to this type of humor)

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Do us all a favor and just

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hit your head on the sink 👍

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Bottom line:

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You're dead in the shower 💀

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Do you return your shopping cart

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ALL WRONG?

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SHOSH SHOSH SHOSH SHOSH

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I'm not returning my shopping cart 🚫🛒

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And you can return my shopping cart 🚶‍➡️🛒

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She deliberately refuses

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to return her shart

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a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

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Penis people like this guy

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agreed with her.

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Well because it's uh, it's- 'cause it's uh-

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it's pretty far away for me to do it, I mean...

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(unintelligable)

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I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO 😠

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saucy... saucy

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We saw that you didn't return this cart, is that true?

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Yea- NO 😠

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Okay... you were gonna leave?

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Yea

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Okay...

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SO... j1zz on!

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You can meme me all you want.

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(Inside Edition orchestral music, but warped)

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"help heLP help HELp... help"

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Ḩ̸͎̣̭́͐̐Ė̴̞̤̖͍̜͍̻L̵̺̰̝͔͙̜͚̮͙̻͐̍̏̉̏̄̌̂̀̂͠͝ͅṔ̵̼̣̂̍!̴̧̨͍̩̜̐͜!̴̮̓̍̍͑̈̉͊̀͘̕͘!̴͇̬͈̩̈́̄̈̈́̄̑̕

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A stranded ass s3x seeker is desperate!

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So he's taking a bunch of rocks 🪨🪨

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up the butt 🍑

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on a beach in California!

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watch! WATCH! watch! WATCH! 👀

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iiiiit tuuuuurns ooooout

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he's spelling the word "hello"

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The dude was misspelling "help"

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like a dumbass...

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WOOAAAH-̷̢̢̫̣̗̞̬̯͚̥̒̈́͂͠H̸̨̛̹̻̮͎̰͗̀͑̋̌̊̀̀̓̔͌̕͘͘͜͠-̵̹̦̪͈̓̽̃͒͊̉̚H̵̡͚̞͔̬̤̱̮̣̻̔͌̽̒́͑͑̃́̈̇̅͂́͜͝͝-̸̡͍͕̫̻̬̞̦̞̓͑ͅḦ̴̛̰͙̹̭͍̻̩̥̜͉̺̦͓̐̋̉̅̓̀̄̊̒͜ͅ-̵̧̡̛̻͈̘͈̥͖̞̤̾̒̂̽̔̎͠ͅḨ̸͎̩̹̪͈̟̭̤͈̝͆̑͒͆̀̔̂̑̾̈͝͝-̸̧̣̖̺͈̗̭̰̩͕̣͙͎͛̍

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Are you spelling "help" all wrong??

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A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER

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in California!

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The rescued man's

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butt was on fire!

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The dude gotta doo-doo hella bad!

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So he lays out a crap there... 💩

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It's like a towering cliff

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...of turds

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🎵 It's like an art installation...🎵 Untraceable Records - I'm the guy that f*cks up public toilets

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Do us all a favor and just

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poop on the toilet 🚽

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It turns out there is

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nowhere to go doo-doo in California...

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Woah!

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Woaaaah!

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Watch as a firef**ker is lowered by some 🍆

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onto Fire Island in a breathtaking, butt-f**king s3x movie

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in CaliFoRniA!

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...ainia

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So this rescue did not take place.

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The high winds that we had at the time...

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may have been...

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you know... high winds

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(teeth chattering)

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Our wind craft really handles...

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you know... high winds

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"oh no!"

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really handles... that kind of wind... very well

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(Inside Edition orchestral music, but warped)

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Knives down,

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Knives oooooouuuuuttttt 🎵 Radiohead - Knives Out 🎵

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Did you know your house is

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ON FIRE?? 🔥

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Okay, I really did not know that!

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(Inside Edition music poorly pitch-shifted to Funeral March of the Marionette)

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Captioned manually by cs188, hope you enjoyed! 😁👍

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It's a really good idea to wash

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your 🍆

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before you get a bl0wj0b

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Taking a nice hot 🍆

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into and out of your butt

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can also cause your butth0le

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to be j1zzy 😬

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Bottom line:

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Shower with the doctor 🧑‍⚕️👍

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1...2...3...4

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Everybody walk the dinosaus! 🎵 Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur 🎵

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