Les Agriculteurs, Tchoupi & Cie - La semaine de Naïm

NAÏM
28 Jan 202408:20

Summary

TLDRThis script humorously critiques the interaction between politicians and agricultural issues in France, focusing on Gabriel Attal's attempts to connect with farmers amid their protests in Paris, including plans to dump manure at the Élysée Palace. The comedian pokes fun at politicians' superficial efforts to show solidarity with various groups, like pretending to understand farmers' struggles or standing with garbage workers, by making exaggerated gestures. The script also touches on broader societal concerns, such as imported goods, rising prices, and the inefficiency of public services, wrapping up with satirical commentary on government officials and policies, aiming to highlight the disconnect between political actions and the real needs of the people.

Takeaways

  • 😂 The script humorously addresses the struggles of farmers, highlighting their protest in Paris with plans to throw manure at the Élysée Palace.
  • 🎬 It criticizes politicians for only showing concern when media is present, poking fun at their sudden appearances to express solidarity.
  • 👩‍🌾 Gabriel Attal is mocked for his frequent visits to various places, humorously suggesting his job is more about touring than governing.
  • 🚫 The script satirizes the superficial attempts by politicians to understand citizens' concerns, with exaggerated scenarios like standing on a bale of hay to seem relatable.
  • 💥 It makes light of the trend where everything is deemed a priority, humorously noting that France is described as being 'above everything' and likening it to a cloud.
  • 🍎 Jokes about the quality and size of imported fruits, likening oversized apples to being on steroids, and tomatoes that look too perfect to be natural.
  • 🛠 Addresses the rising costs of living, including electricity and other essentials, with a sarcastic take on the government's approach to handling the economy.
  • 🔥 Mocks the over-commercialization and lack of interest in the Olympics, suggesting absurd changes to make the games more engaging.
  • 🚒 Criticizes the new waste management laws humorously, questioning the logic behind what is allowed in trash bins with a sarcastic suggestion about political figures.
  • 📝 Introduces a new segment with humorous takes on public statements by figures such as Brigitte Macron and others, poking fun at their out-of-touch comments.

Q & A

  • What is the primary concern of farmers mentioned in the script?

    -The primary concern of farmers mentioned in the script is being paid adequately for their work.

  • What action did farmers consider taking to express their dissatisfaction?

    -Farmers considered going to Paris to dump manure at the Élysée as an expression of their dissatisfaction.

  • Who is Gabriel Attal, and what is his role in the context of the farmers' grievances?

    -Gabriel Attal is mentioned as a political figure who visited the farmers, indicating his involvement in addressing or understanding their grievances.

  • What critique is made about politicians' responsiveness to citizens' issues?

    -The script critiques politicians for not genuinely caring about citizens' issues unless there is media presence, suggesting a superficial engagement.

  • How does the speaker view the efforts to understand farmers by visiting them?

    -The speaker is skeptical of the genuine understanding of farmers' issues through visits, suggesting watching the news would provide a clearer picture.

  • What humorous comparison is made about the size of apples mentioned in the script?

    -A humorous comparison is made about the size of apples, joking that they are so large they appear to have gone to the gym, implying an unnatural size.

  • What is the speaker's stance on the quality and appearance of imported fruits versus local produce?

    -The speaker implies a critique of the quality and appearance of imported fruits, suggesting they lack the authenticity and naturalness of local produce.

  • How does the script address the issue of waste management and recycling?

    -The script humorously critiques new waste management laws, suggesting confusion and impracticality in what is allowed to be thrown in kitchen bins.

  • What suggestion is made for economizing on the Olympic Games?

    -The speaker humorously suggests canceling the Olympic Games as a means to economize, mocking the relevance of certain sports events.

  • What is the proposed 'new feature' for the Olympics involving a controversial figure?

    -A humorous proposal involves adding a target in javelin throwing involving a disliked figure, such as a pedophile or a minister, to make the sport more appealing.

Outlines

00:00

😡 Farmers protest in Bordeaux

Gabriel Attal visits protesting farmers in Bordeaux. They are unhappy with their pay and threaten to throw manure at the Elysee Palace. Attal claims to understand their grievances but the narrator is skeptical.

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😒 Confusing garbage sorting laws

The narrator jokes about a new French law that specifies how to sort kitchen waste across different bins. He mocks the various ministers involved for their confusing and contradictory instructions.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Bordeaux

Bordeaux is mentioned as the location of the event being described. This city in France is used as a setting to discuss broader national issues, such as the plight of farmers and political responses to their protests. The reference to Bordeaux situates the narrative within a specific geographical context, emphasizing the nationwide relevance of the issues discussed.

💡Farmers

Farmers are central to the script, highlighting their struggles and protests against inadequate compensation for their labor. The mention of farmers wanting to dump manure at the Élysée Palace as a form of protest underscores their desperation and dissatisfaction with governmental policies. This reflects broader themes of agricultural challenges and rural discontent in France.

💡Paris

Paris is referenced in the context of farmers' protests, illustrating the geographic and symbolic distance between the agricultural heartlands and the nation's political power center. The mention of moving protests to Paris, specifically to the Élysée, emphasizes the farmers' attempts to make their grievances visible to the country's leadership.

💡Gabriel Attal

Gabriel Attal is mentioned as a political figure who interacts with the protesting farmers, symbolizing the government's attempt to address or at least appear to address the concerns of the agricultural sector. His actions, including visiting farmers, are portrayed cynically, suggesting a disconnection between political gestures and genuine understanding or resolution of issues.

💡Media

The media is implicated in the narrative as a catalyst for political action, suggesting that politicians, like Gabriel Attal, are more motivated to engage with issues like the farmers' protests when there is media attention. This highlights the perceived superficiality of political responses to societal issues, contingent on public visibility rather than genuine concern.

💡Economy

The economy is a backdrop to the farmers' protests, with references to the cost of living, inflation, and financial struggles of average citizens. The script touches on the impact of economic policies on everyday life, including the price of essentials like food and energy, framing the farmers' protests within a larger context of economic discontent.

💡Humor

Humor is used throughout the script to critique political figures and policies, convey the absurdity of certain situations, and engage the audience. The comedic approach to discussing serious issues like agricultural policy, political hypocrisy, and societal challenges serves to both entertain and provoke thought, highlighting the script's satirical nature.

💡Public services

References to public services, such as waste management, education, and infrastructure, are used to critique governmental priorities and efficiency. These mentions serve as examples of broader systemic issues, suggesting a disconnect between political rhetoric and the practical realities faced by citizens.

💡Imported goods

The mention of imported fruits, such as oversized apples, critiques global trade practices and their impact on local agriculture and consumer choices. This serves as a metaphor for broader issues of economic globalization, environmental sustainability, and the loss of local agricultural diversity.

💡Political satire

The script is an example of political satire, using humor, exaggeration, and irony to critique politicians, policies, and societal issues. By mocking political figures and highlighting the absurdities in their actions and statements, the script aims to expose underlying truths and provoke discussion about governance, societal priorities, and public accountability.

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Transcripts

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c'est la semaine de naï ce soir on est à

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Bordeaux Bordeaux du

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bruit les agriculteurs hein oh là là tu

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te rends compte ce qu'il faut faire

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juste pour être payé convenablement il

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do monter à Paris là ils veulent jeter

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du fumier à l'Élysée il y en a déjà je

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vois pas à quoi ça va

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servir

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[Applaudissements]

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ça va le meeting ça va ça va le meeting

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faites ça chez mélonchon moi c'est les

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blagues hein

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d'accord Gabriel Atal est allé les voir

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évidemment bah ça c'est les politiques

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he ils ent rien à [ __ ] de ta gueule

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mais dès qu'il y a les journalistes les

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caméras

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coucou c'est moi j'ai bon alors lui

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gabrielal le roi du déplacement l'autre

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c'est pas un mandat c'est une tournée je

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crois qu' fait Toupi à l'école CHP à la

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[Applaudissements]

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ferme et il ose dire si je me déplace

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auprès des agriculteurs c'est pour bien

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comprendre ce qu'ils

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ressentent ben met les infos baltring tu

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auras une petite idée arrête de regarder

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gully ça va te renseigner un peu sur ce

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qui se passe dans le paysin non mais tu

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te rends tu as n'importe quelle chaîne

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tu vois des pneus qui crament

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l'autoroute bloquée et lui il est là

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je comprends pas ce qu'ils ont dans le

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cœur vraiment je j'arrive pas à savoir

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ce qui se passe la

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fumée des messages indiens peut-être je

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sais pas qu'est-ce qu'ils veulent

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qu'est-ce qu'ils ressentent vraiment au

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fond d'eux tous ces camions de pomme par

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terre un concours de compote géante je

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comprends pas faut vraiment que j'aille

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sur place tout de suite les journalistes

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sont pas encore là-bas bon ben faut que

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j'y aille plus tard c'est pas la peine

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de stresser non plus faut les laisser

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ressentir ce qu'ils ressentent vraiment

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et puis attention Gabriel le génie de la

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com attention avez vu son speitch il a

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fait sur une botte de

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paille genre je suis avec vous quoi mon

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Cassin sur la paille je suis avec vous

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les gars après il va aller voir les

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éboueurs il va se mettre dans une

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poubelle c'est ça je suis avec vous

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g je suis avec vous

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ouais on est ensemble les éoueurs je

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vous entends les je je vous sens surtout

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[ __ ] ça en VO il bosse là-dedans toute

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la journée [ __ ] jette leur 20 balles

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qu'on se casse parce que là c'est chaud

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oh te jure alors Gabriel il va voir les

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agriculteurs et il leur dit quoi il leur

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dit l'agriculture c'est au-dessus de

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tout la semaine dernière il a dit

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l'école c'est au-dessus de tout tout est

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auudessus de tout maintenant ça y est la

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France c'est plus un pays c'est un nuage

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on est en

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stratommuniste tous en l'air il va nous

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sauver de

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[Musique]

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T c'est il y a quand même un fruit sur

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deux qui est importé c'est ouf he tu vas

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me dire ouais les pommes en Espagne

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elles sont moins cheres ouais mais c'est

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moins des

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pommes eu la taille des trucs je te jure

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tu vois c'est une pomme ça monsieur

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[ __ ] elle va à la salle non elle fait

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beaucoup de qu'elle fasse du cardio là

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trop de muscu trop d'altère c'est une

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pom ou une Ste là non c'est une pomme

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steak monsieur on a fait un nouveau truc

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là ah ouais d'accord moi c'est pour

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faire une tarte pour 12 personnes donc

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mettez-moi un è de pomsteak ça suffira

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je pense et les tomates là c'est normal

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elles ont toutes la même gueule ouais

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c'est des tomates kardachian c'est un

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nouveau truc là

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[Musique]

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place là vous avez les prix ça augmente

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tout électricité les MOC fini le quoi

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qu'il en coûte maintenant quoi qu'il en

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coûte à nous

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moi je leur trouve des économies ils

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veulent faire des économies je trouve

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des économies hein les Joos on

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annulle

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voil sans

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déconné moi je vais dire les j que ça se

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passe à Paris à Pékin à New York je

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regarderai pas le lancer de jablot

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pareil ni le disque ni la

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boule le marteau le pourquoi ils

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jetteent des trucs c'est les gios ou

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c'est un videgrenier votre merdier c'est

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quoi en fait ou alors tu fais lancer

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Diablo mais tu mets un mec au

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bout là tuas là tu as envie tu mets non

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mais un mec pas bien tuas un pédophile

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ou un ministre un ministre moi j'y vais

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direct un ministre moi je prends ma

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[Applaudissements]

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licence je suis là chéri vite faut que

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je m'entraîne pour 2028 ils sont où les

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pic à brochette là on va se faire un

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méchou

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d'ARM alors darban après il y a quoi ah

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oui les poubelles je savais que ça

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s'enchaînait bien les poubelles il y a

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une loi qui vient de passer on ne peut

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plus jeter les déchets de la cuisine

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dans la poubelle de la

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cuisine non chérie tu sors pas de table

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tu finis ta pot de banane et après tu

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vas on peut plus jeter les les les

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déchets de la cuisine moi ma question

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c'est à moment donné il veulent qu'on

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met quoi dans les

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poubelles Elisabeth

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borne non non non non non non ça c'est

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compost ça je crois ça c'est compost ou

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Rashida Dati Rachida Dati non je crois

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c'est moitié composte moitié plastique

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ça je

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crois je sais

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plus il y a l'autre là ministre de

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comment s'appelle là ministre de

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l'Éducation j'arrive jamais à retenir

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son nom Amélie oua cascouya là je sais

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pas quoi là

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elle décherie

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direct alors ça marche ben non ça n'a

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pas marché avec ses dents qui rille le

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paquet elle nous a flingué la machine là

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elle a cassé la broyeuse avec sa canine

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l'autre sais avant d'être ministre de

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l'Éducation

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elle était directrice de la FFT la

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Fédération de tennis elle touchait

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500000 € par an les gens ils ont fait

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comme ça ils ont fait quoi elle a dit

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c'est

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normal sa phrase exacte elle a dit

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j'avais mission

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fondamentale dans un moment important

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pour le pays il y a plus de pouvoir

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d'achat mais on a une bonne terre battue

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c'est ça le il y a pas quelqu'un pour

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lui smatcher la face à Milie

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[Applaudissements]

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couscou et puis alors cadeau j'ai une

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petite nouvelle rubrique à vous proposer

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ça s'appelle une phrase une

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boulechitos Brigitte Macron elle était

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avec des chant elle a dit il joue bien

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le joueur japonais

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Jito pourquoi vous le prenez pas dans

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l'équipe de

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France Didier Desch il a dit Brigitte

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autant techniquement que tactiquement

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c'est vraiment une grosse truff ramasse

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tes pièces jaunes et arche ta gueule je

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te j

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pas Alain

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duamz jour

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e de

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talent il a dit les gens qui sont contre

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Macron ils ne comprennent pas parce

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qu'il est en avance sur son

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temps duamel il est en retard on Perre

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la chaise non c'est moi ou faut y aller

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ton ça va fermer

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[Applaudissements]

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là et pour finir ben Macron à propos de

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la natalité il a dit il faut un

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réarmement démographique allez ça on se

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greffer des mitraillettes à la place des

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maintenant Manu la brelo tu veux qu'on

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fasse des gosses toi d'abord merci

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