Brewstew - First Time Wasted

brewstewfilms
23 Dec 202106:17

Summary

TLDRIn this humorous recounting, the narrator shares the story of his first drunken experience, which spiraled into chaos and embarrassment. Celebrating a friend's 21st birthday with cheap beer and even cheaper tequila, he unwittingly embarks on a night of reckless drinking. As he loses at Euchre and takes shots, his drunken antics lead to a series of comical mishaps, including a misguided dropkick and an unfortunate encounter with his own vomit. Ultimately, the story serves as a cautionary tale about drinking irresponsibly and making poor decisions while under the influence.

Takeaways

  • 😀 The narrator has a casual attitude towards drinking but acknowledges they aren't a heavy drinker.
  • 🍺 Their first drinking experience was with cheap beer and even cheaper tequila.
  • 😂 The narrator's dislike for beer surprised them, despite being influenced by drinking culture.
  • 🎲 They made a poor decision to take shots of tequila for every hand they lost in Euchre.
  • 😵 As they drank more, their ability to play the game worsened, leading to increased drunkenness.
  • 🪞 A humorous encounter with their reflection marked their drunken self-awareness.
  • 🎮 The night included playing WrestleMania on Nintendo 64, where they played poorly due to intoxication.
  • 🛋️ In a drunken stupor, they attempted a dropkick and destroyed a piece of furniture.
  • 🤢 They embarrassingly interacted with their own vomit, showcasing a lack of awareness.
  • 😴 The morning after was filled with regret, confusion, and the aftermath of their wild night.

Q & A

  • What is the main topic of the transcript?

    -The transcript recounts the speaker's first experience getting drunk, detailing the events and mishaps that occurred during that night.

  • Who is Brewer in the story?

    -Brewer is the speaker's roommate who just turned 21 and is celebrating by drinking with friends.

  • What type of alcohol did the speaker and Brewer choose for the celebration?

    -They opted for the cheapest beer they could find and a very low-quality bottle of tequila.

  • What card game do they play while drinking?

    -They play Euchre, which involves drinking copious amounts of alcohol as they play.

  • What was the speaker's initial reaction to drinking beer?

    -The speaker initially hated the taste of beer, which surprised him since he grew up watching wrestlers drink it.

  • What mistake did the speaker make regarding alcohol consumption?

    -The speaker foolishly decided to take a shot of tequila for every hand lost in Euchre, despite having no experience with drinking.

  • How does the speaker describe his level of intoxication?

    -He describes being extremely drunk, equating it to being 'drunker than a stepdad at a Little League game.'

  • What humorous incident occurs involving the speaker and his vomit?

    -After vomiting, the speaker absurdly puts his hand in his own vomit, trying to confirm it was real.

  • What are the three moral lessons the speaker conveys at the end of the story?

    -1) Don't drink cheap tequila, 2) Don't make bets in Euchre if you aren't good at it, and 3) Don't touch your own vomit.

  • How does the speaker feel the morning after the drinking episode?

    -He wakes up with a severe hangover and is confused about the mess from the previous night.

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