Stand Up Comedy Dzawin: Di Pesantren Ustad Gua Jadi Komentator Bola, Adem... - SUCI 4
Summary
TLDRThe script humorously highlights the world of sports commentary, focusing on how football commentators describe matches. It contrasts conventional football with a religious school setting, where even the commentary is spiritual and humble, with references to modest celebrations and playful offside interpretations. The speaker jokes about their own experiences in a religious school football team, where players wore jerseys with Arabic letters and were humble about their achievements. The tone shifts to aerobics classes, adding humor about exercise and lighthearted infotainment-style commentary. It's a mix of comedy and cultural insights.
Takeaways
- 😂 The speaker humorously talks about a comic character who is a master at badminton and crying at the same time.
- 😅 The speaker emphasizes that football commentators are the most objective because they simply describe what happens on the field.
- 🤣 A joke is made about commentators watching too many cartoons like Captain Tsubasa, which could affect their commentating style.
- 😇 The speaker reminisces about his time in a pesantren (Islamic boarding school) and how his religious studies intertwined with playing futsal.
- ⚽ The futsal games at the pesantren had a more spiritual focus, where players used hijaiyah (Arabic letters) as their jersey numbers and avoided praise to remain humble.
- 🙏 Players were more concerned about stopping for prayer (adhan) than following rules like offside.
- 😂 A humorous take is given on how futsal at the pesantren was played differently, with goals aimed toward the qibla (the direction of prayer).
- 📢 The speaker reflects on how sports and entertainment should be fun and light-hearted, referring to a workout program for mothers as a funny example.
- 😆 Another comedic reference is made about hosting a workout show, humorously mixing instructions with entertainment and exaggeration.
- 🤣 The final takeaway is about how the speaker finds certain topics funny, with an emphasis on how the delivery of the jokes makes them stand out.
Q & A
What is the main topic discussed in the script?
-The script humorously discusses various topics, including soccer commentary, personal experiences, and religious influences in sports.
Why does the speaker mention that soccer commentators are the most objective people?
-The speaker claims that soccer commentators are the most objective because they always describe exactly what happens on the field, without distorting the truth.
What does the speaker say about the impact of watching cartoon shows like Tsubasa on soccer commentary?
-The speaker humorously suggests that watching cartoon shows like Tsubasa can influence a soccer commentator's perspective, making them less objective.
How does the speaker relate religious experiences to playing futsal (indoor soccer)?
-The speaker shares a personal experience of playing futsal in a pesantren (Islamic boarding school) where religious practices and values influenced the way they played and celebrated, with a focus on modesty.
What humorous detail does the speaker share about their futsal team's jerseys?
-The speaker mentions that their futsal team wore jerseys with hijaiyah (Arabic script) numbers instead of conventional numbers, and everyone had the same name, 'Hamba Allah' (Servant of God), on the back to avoid receiving praise.
How did the speaker's team react to hearing the call to prayer (adhan) during their futsal game?
-The speaker humorously notes that their team would immediately stop playing upon hearing the adhan, regardless of the game situation, to prioritize religious obligations.
What does the speaker joke about the offside rule in their futsal games?
-The speaker jokes that their team didn't care about the offside rule; instead, they were more concerned with the boundaries of purity ('batas suci') on the field.
What does the speaker suggest is the true essence of sports?
-The speaker suggests that sports should be enjoyable and entertaining, as implied by the Oxford dictionary definition of 'sport' as a form of entertainment.
What comedic scenario does the speaker describe about hosting a fitness show?
-The speaker humorously describes hosting a fitness show for women, instructing them to lift their legs forward and backward while cautioning them not to step on a sharp object on the floor.
How does the speaker conclude their comedic routine?
-The speaker ends with a playful reflection on the day’s material, complimenting a particular topic as being the best, before humorously breaking into laughter.
Outlines
🎤 Comedic Commentary on Life, Sports, and Humility
The speaker humorously discusses various topics, starting with his skills in badminton, followed by a playful critique of sports commentators, especially in football. He highlights how commentators often overstate situations or make the game more dramatic than it really is, comparing it to a personal memory from his time playing futsal at a pesantren (Islamic school). There, the commentary was more serene and religiously mindful, reflecting the school's culture. The speaker reflects on how the students wore jerseys with Arabic script and how their celebrations were modest, fearing the sin of pride. This playful narrative blends Islamic teachings with sports and humor.
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Keywords
💡Komik
💡Komentator bola
💡Futsal
💡Pesantren
💡Subhanallah
💡Ego
💡Hijaiyah
💡Syariah
💡Adzan
💡Offside
Highlights
A comedian mentions how commentators are objective, always stating what's happening on the field, unlike in other professions.
The comedian humorously references how commentators exaggerate near-goals and misrepresent moments.
A funny comment about a football commentator describing a player running and asking for the ball, only to reveal the player was a substitute.
A joke is made about how watching too many cartoons, especially 'Tsubasa,' could affect a commentator's analysis of real football.
The comedian reflects on his experience playing futsal during his time at a pesantren (Islamic school), mentioning how his coach, an ustad, provided calm commentary.
The ustad's humorous football commentary included religious phrases like 'Subhanallah' while players dribbled past opponents.
The comedian recalls how, in futsal, the players wore jerseys with Arabic letters instead of numbers to avoid showing off.
A humorous anecdote where the futsal team all used the name 'Hamba Allah' (Servant of God) on the back of their jerseys to avoid seeking individual praise.
In the futsal games, they didn’t stop playing when hearing a whistle but would stop when hearing the call to prayer (adhan).
A joke about how they ignored the offside rule because they cared more about staying within the sacred boundary.
A reflection on how sports, especially futsal in their context, should be fun and entertaining, providing a source of enjoyment.
The comedian playfully brings up his experience leading an exercise class for mothers and making it light-hearted, like an entertainment show.
He humorously describes how, during the exercise class, he joked about avoiding dangerous items like a razor (Silet) on the floor.
The comedian praises one of his peers for delivering the best material of the day, suggesting it had the most impact.
In a light-hearted conclusion, the comedian comments on how enjoyable the event was, highlighting the overall fun and entertainment.
Transcripts
yo yah yah kita punya satu orang komik
lagi yang hanya sebagai Abdul tangkis
gua jago dalam menangisku batu macam hal
tonikum Bagaimana kabarmu harga helm
masih perut gue ya orang yang paling
objektif itu adalah komentator bola
Kenapa karena komentator bola itu selalu
mengutarakan apa yang terjadi dilapangan
lunak penari akan ada komentator
komentator bola yang bohong itu yang
terlihat pemain Malaysia mendekati
gawang Indonesia diundang doang hampir
gol padahal gol kemenangan atau
komentator bola ngomongin dia kita lihat
dia berlari mintabola mengangkat tangan
overlapping tapi tidak dikasih kasih dan
ternyata dia adalah pemain cadangan
Saint kalau menurut komentator bola itu
juga enggak boleh terlalu sering nonton
film kartun apalagi kartun Tsubasa
karena itu akan mempengaruhi komentar ya
Eh kaga liat ayo lihat semua Kapan kita
datang seluruh penjuru kota Puji
kehebatannya dan gue jujur egonya
lulusan pesantren dan gua-gua pesantren
di daerah Banten enam tahun dan gua itu
dulu dipesan minggu itu ada ekskul
futsal dan gue ikut futsal dan waktu
main futsal itu jadi komentatornya tuh
ustad gua itu saat gue tuh kalau
komentator itu jadi adem gitu geregetan
adem ya clean Dzawin membobol aja dibawa
dibawa dibawa Subhanallah dribble yang
sangat cantik hehehe hehehe cek lihat
jawaban membobol aja satu lawan dilewati
ya satu orang tertipu dua orang tertipu
orang tertipu Astagfirullah Jangan
bohong ya masih Win masih jauh tentang
dan gosokin juga melakukan selebrasi dia
tidak mau dipuji takut Riya uh dan gua
itu dulu ya waktu mens futsal main bola
main futsal ke pesantren itu kita kita
kompak kita pakai kostum bola uh nomor
punggungnya pakai hijaiyah dan karena
kita nggak mau dipuji karena kita nggak
mau dipuji jadi nama punggungnya
Semuanya sama Jadi kalau adanya eh
kemarin tak suara siapa hamba Allah
emang dia ngegolin berapa emang dia
ngobrolin berapa tujuh setengah tadinya
10214 zakat
Hai Ken kita itu ya dulu itu kita waktu
main bola itu main bola main futsal itu
kita main bolanya lebih Syariah Jadi
kita kalau beda sama pemain bola pemain
bola yang konvensional kalau pemain bola
yang biasa kendang munculnya Wow kita
beda kita Nugini sama Tapi bolanya ke
kiblat uh denger Pluit bodo amat denger
adzan Baru berhenti dan kita enggak
pernah dan kita nggak pernah peduli sama
garis offside karena kita lebih peduli
sama batas suci teletong kasih kalau
kalau sebenarnya sport itu The Spot
dalam bahasa Inggris dalam kamus Oxford
itu artinya adalah sosok Entertainment
itu sumber hiburan makanya olahraga itu
memang seharusnya menyenangkan dan
menghibur kita di senam ini boleh
membawa ini pas banget gua di
belakangnya seger Eh tapi lu Tong
dulu bahkan itupun ngebawain acara senam
itu tanggal yang buat ibu ya semuanya Ya
pemirsa ibu-ibu semuanya diangkat
kakinya ke depan blakang buka kiri
penutup coba kamu Bawain Bawain acaranya
itu sambil kayak dia waktu ngebawain
acara infotainmen pemirsa diangkat
kakinya kedepan kebelakang tapi jangan
ke kiri karena di lantai sebelah kiri
ada Silet Terima kasih God awet ya jamin
kamu disana bermain bukan hanya rileks
nyata kamu sudah menikmati betul kompor
gas dari terima kasih orang Iya kawin
tapi menurut gue sih diantara yang lain
yang keren-keren materinya hari ini buat
gue materiil yang paling keren gitu ya
itu aja Zapin keren buat kamu kasih wa
durasi wajah wes software huhuhu
huhuhu huhuhu
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