Home Alone R rated KILL COUNT
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous video, Brian Slasher and Suits imagine an R-rated version of the family classic 'Home Alone.' They discuss how the film would be more intense with the inclusion of gore and cursing, especially with 90s Joe Pesci as one of the burglars. The script humorously details various violent scenarios, such as characters being impaled and shot, which would have been too graphic for the original PG version. The video concludes with a tally of six kills, suggesting a darker and more action-packed take on the beloved holiday film.
Takeaways
- 🎬 The video discusses an R-rated version of the movie 'Home Alone', imagining a more violent and adult-oriented take on the classic film.
- 🤔 The script speculates on how the film would be different if the characters could curse and engage in more brutal acts, referencing 90s Joe Pesci.
- 🩸 The video describes a scene where a character's foot is split in half, suggesting a more graphic injury than in the original film.
- 👓 It mentions a character's glasses as a humorous giveaway, implying that the injury wouldn't be fatal but would still affect the character's actions.
- 🔪 The script includes a scene where a character is stabbed, with a blood splatter that could indicate a fatal wound.
- 🔥 The video humorously critiques the logic of a character sticking their head in fire and then pulling it out quickly, suggesting it wouldn't be as harmful as depicted.
- 💀 It describes a violent scene where an iron is driven into a character's head, implying a gruesome and possibly fatal injury.
- 🚓 The script ends with a scene where the main character, Kevin, is running from the police, but the narrator argues it would be considered self-defense.
- 🧐 The video counts a total of six kills that the narrator believes should have happened in the R-rated version of 'Home Alone'.
- 🔗 The video includes a call to action for viewers to check out the original video and follow the channel for more content.
- 🎉 The narrator expresses enthusiasm for covering a potential sequel if one were to be made, showing dedication to the topic.
Q & A
What is the main topic of the video script?
-The main topic of the video script is an R-rated version of the movie 'Home Alone,' discussing its hypothetical content and comparing it to the original PG version.
Who is the speaker in the video script?
-The speaker in the video script is Brian Slasher, who is presumably the host or creator of the content.
What is the tone of the video script?
-The tone of the video script is casual and humorous, with the speaker making jokes and commentary about the R-rated version of 'Home Alone.'
What is the speaker's opinion on the characters Marv and Harry in the R-rated version?
-The speaker seems to enjoy the more violent and gory outcomes for the characters Marv and Harry in the R-rated version, suggesting it would be more entertaining.
What is the speaker's view on the character Kevin's actions in the R-rated version?
-The speaker implies that Kevin is more aggressive and lethal in the R-rated version, which he finds to be an improvement over the original.
What incident does the speaker describe involving Harry's foot?
-The speaker describes a scene where Harry's foot is split in half after falling back onto a nail, which is a more gruesome detail than in the original movie.
How does the speaker compare the R-rated version to the original 'Home Alone'?
-The speaker compares the R-rated version to the original by pointing out the increased violence and gore, which he believes would make the movie more interesting.
What is the speaker's take on the character Buzz's death in the R-rated version?
-The speaker finds Buzz's death in the R-rated version to be over-the-top and amusing, with a blood splat that suggests a violent end.
What is the speaker's reaction to the scene where Marv's head is hit with an iron?
-The speaker is impressed by the graphic nature of the scene, describing it as a 'zombie kill' and appreciating the slow-motion effect.
What is the final kill count mentioned by the speaker for the R-rated version?
-The speaker mentions a total kill count of six people in the R-rated version of 'Home Alone.'
What does the speaker suggest about the character Kevin's legal situation?
-The speaker suggests that Kevin would not be charged in court for his actions, considering them as self-defense.
Outlines
🎬 R-Rated 'Home Alone' Concept Review
The script discusses an imagined R-rated version of the classic family film 'Home Alone', where the characters engage in more violent and adult-oriented scenarios. It humorously suggests how the film would be different if it included cursing and gore, referencing 90s actor Joe Pesci and the character Kevin's more lethal traps for the burglars, Harry and Marv. The summary includes a critique of the injuries depicted and the unrealistic outcomes, such as characters surviving improbable situations. It also touches on the comedic elements and the absurdity of the violence, like characters melting like candles or having their heads impaled by an iron.
🔚 Conclusion and Future Possibilities
The second paragraph wraps up the video script by summarizing the hypothetical kill count in the imagined R-rated 'Home Alone' and expressing a willingness to cover a potential sequel if it were to be made. The speaker thanks viewers for watching, encourages them to check out the original video, and hints at the possibility of covering more content related to the topic in the future.
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Keywords
💡Home Alone
💡R-Rated
💡Joe Pesci
💡Gore
💡Marv
💡Self-Defense
💡Multiverse
💡Shotgun
💡Kill Count
💡Buzz
💡Brian Slasher
Highlights
Introduction to an R-rated version of 'Home Alone' discussed by Brian Slasher.
The concept of an R-rated 'Home Alone' with 90s Joe Pesci and cursing.
Injury to Marv's foot with a nail, contrasting with Emily Blunt's similar injury in 'A Quiet Place Part Two'.
Kevin's character in the R-rated version is more violent compared to the PG version.
Scene where Harry's glasses are used as a giveaway, hinting at his impending doom.
Discussion on the unrealistic nature of injuries in the film, such as the iron to the head.
The humorous moment where Harry and Marv appear to be clones or from a multiverse.
Kevin's use of a shotgun instead of a BB gun, showing a more lethal defense.
Marv's face being shot with a shotgun, a gory and impactful scene.
Harry's injury is less messy, suggesting a different type of ammunition was used.
Kevin's self-defense argument and the improbability of him being charged in court.
Total kill count of six people in the R-rated 'Home Alone' version.
The video ends with a tease for a potential 'Home Alone 2' R-rated version.
Call to action for viewers to check out the original video and follow the channel.
Promise to cover a sequel if an R-rated 'Home Alone 2' is made.
Transcripts
[Music]
hey i'm brian slasher and suits what's
going on dudes and today we're covering
home alone but not the regular home
alone an r-rated version of home alone
yeah so it's like the regular version of
home alone the gaza corridor made a r
rated version home alone should have
always been the r rated version because
you had 90s joe pesci in it yeah imagine
if he didn't have to go wretched
frederick rudger and he could actually
curse and everything like you
[ __ ] you
i don't would just update a whole lot
better but i get it's a family film
don't curse as much and this is where it
goes all wrong for marv and goes for the
gore
we should go
to
airbnb
[Applause]
oh my god
harry split his foot in half
i guess that's what happened because
when he fell back he dragged it across
the nail instead of just like stepping
off of it emily blunt did the same thing
in uh what quiet place part two but
right she was able to walk and
everything afterwards so you just
created an injury that would have been
like you know maybe you could limp and
everything the rest of the movie to like
man i think i'm gonna lose that foot
emily
his glasses are like a nice giveaway
like ah maybe you couldn't even die from
that but i guess kevin was supposed to
stab buzz but anyways i guess they meant
for him to die right there boosh
yeah the blood splat that's either kerry
getting smooshed and like his head
exploded or buzz got stabbed and he like
threw up the blood on the wall
yeah in the regular movie the pg version
of the movie right kevin's not really
trying to kill these guys or anything
like that maybe maymo just a bit but
nessie's all in on the murder
place looks just like the pictures
that one was hilarious like in the he
got so much his eyeballs bursted out of
his head plus he melted like a candle
immediately
like it's always sort of bugged me i was
like dude if you stick your head in you
feel fire back out so quickly it doesn't
really get you
[Music]
ah damn marv that iron just planted
inside his head
and it probably would have killed him
either way like boom
it's so much better in slow motion too
planted inside his head like a sort of
like a soft skull like that's a zombie
kill or something like that even if it
didn't plant inside your head that still
could be a deathly injury
and it's sad it didn't kill him like
immediately he was like
and then the blood started pulling up
behind his head great stuff fellas
at this point the threat is over right
harry and marv are dead but no man we
need a couple more kills to finish us
out so a van
and i guess a pair of twins harry and
marv or clones or like spiderman no way
home dr strange multiverse harry marv
they come to get it too
and you see right there those are
shotgun shells kevin is not [ __ ]
around here man and that's no bb gun
oh and i always love him sticking his
head out and then he's like looking down
the barrel the gun like oh man that is
it
kevin has dead to rights on him right
now
sure
[Music]
shotgun to the face oh man it took off
like the first layer of skin he saw his
teeth and everything but i think man if
you were to shoot him that close the
head would just be gone
but marv got like the shotgun to the
face boo oh man it was bloody and
awesome but right harry got one it
seemed like a slug because it wasn't as
messy didn't like demolish him the video
has kevin running away from the police
and everything but i don't know man
kevin doesn't really have to run because
i
i don't think any court in america will
charge that kid that is self-defense so
i got a total kill count of six people
that should have happened in the home
alone rated r version all right thanks
for watching check out the original
video the guys did on court or youtube
channel the link will be in the
description follow me and all the things
and hey man if they do for a part two
i'll cover that too so all right later
dudes
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