‘Worst Pitch We Have EVER Played On’ | SE DONS vs KUMAZI |

Summary

Захватывающий сценарий демонстрирует непредсказуемый ход матча воскресной футбольной лиги, проходящего в непогоду на размытом поле. Игроки команды SC Dons с трудом приспосабливаются к сложным условиям, но в конце концов побеждают со счетом 1:0. Комментатор ярко описывает события на поле, приправляя рассказ забавными комментариями и эмоциональными реакциями зрителей. Несмотря на тяжелые условия, игроки демонстрируют мужество и упорство, стремясь завоевать драгоценные три очка в напряженной борьбе с командой Kamazi. Благодаря динамичной игре, неожиданным поворотам сюжета и общей захватывающей атмосфере, сценарий поддерживает живой интерес зрителей от начала и до конца.

Takeaways

• 😀 Футболисты Эс Си Донс играют в воскресной лиге на грязном и сложном поле в ураганных условиях.
• 🎯 Несмотря на плохие условия, они смогли добиться победы со счетом 1:0 над командой Камази.
• ⚽ Единственный гол забил новичок команды, двоюродный брат Натана Палмера, Аан Палмер.
• ⚠️ Судья был довольно строгим и показал желтую карточку Джею Буги за грубый фол, вызвавший споры в команде.
• 👏 Комментатор хвалит хорошую игру Майкла Малдини и Натана Палмера, несмотря на плохое поле.
• 🥶 Условия были такими суровыми, что некоторые зрители покинули матч из-за холода.
• 🔥 Рп7 снова забил эффектный штрафной, но мяч был спасен вратарем.
• 🤐 Нападающий Стеф Болтер назван «бродячей собакой, не знающей любви», игроки команды продолжают дразнить его из-за этого.
• 💵 Участник по прозвищу «существо» вышел на замену и сразу же помог команде.
• 🔥 Матч был напряженным и сложным, но Донс смогли добиться важной победы.

Q & A

Что это за футбольная лига?

Судя по скрипту, это Воскресная лига (Sunday League) в некой организации под названием SFL (SFL означает Sunday Football League).

Какие команды сыграли в этом матче?

В матче сыграли команды SC Dons и Kamazi.

На каком месте в таблице находится команда SC Dons?

Согласно скрипту, после этого матча команда SC Dons поднялась на второе место в турнирной таблице.

Какие игроки были упомянуты в скрипте?

В скрипте упоминались такие игроки, как Raw, Big G, Steph B, MK47, Nathan Palmer, Jay Boogie, KG, Aan Palmer, Michael Maldini, Kitman, Toby и Creature.

Почему этот матч был таким сложным?

Как упоминается в скрипте, матч проходил в очень сложных погодных условиях - ураган и грязное поле, что затрудняло игру в футбол.

Какой был счет в матче?

Команда SC Dons победила со счетом 1:0.

Кто забил гол за SC Dons?

Гол забил новичок команды Aan Palmer, который дебютировал в этом матче.

Какие жесты показали игроки команды SC Dons перед началом второго тайма?

Перед началом второго тайма игроки SC Dons выстроились в линию и выполнили определенный жест со словами "3, 2, 1", чтобы мотивировать друг друга.

Какие трудности вызывал арбитр матча?

Судья показал несколько спорных желтых карточек игрокам SC Dons, а также ошибочно засчитал их нападающего офсайдом, несмотря на то, что он был в игре.

Как команда SC Dons отреагировала на трудные погодные условия?

Команда приспособилась к грязному полю и ураганному ветру, отказавшись от попыток сыграть красивым футболом и сосредоточившись на борьбе и навесах.

Outlines

00:00

🏆 Предматчевые настройки

Этот параграф описывает предматчевую атмосферу у команды SE Dons. Капитан команды Ро ведет разговоры с членами команды и фанатами, обсуждая подготовку к игре. Центральные моменты: прибытие команды вовремя (что необычно), энтузиазм в команде, хорошая соперничающая команда Камази, планы не афишировать стартовый состав, чтобы не давать лишней информации соперникам.

05:01

🔫 Напряжённая предматчевая обстановка

Параграф описывает напряженные отношения между членами команды. Арнольд, «старший член» команды, критикует некоторых игроков, особенно Эндрю за ношение футболки другой команды ради денег. Ро попал под критику за его странное поведение. Обсуждаются некоторые предматчевые приготовления, такие как продажа кепок. Капитан призывает не раскрывать стартовый состав, чтобы не давать лишней информации соперникам.

10:02

⛰️ Подготовка к тяжелым игровым условиям

Параграф описывает сложные погодные условия и состояние поля для предстоящего матча в воскресной лиге. Команды будут играть в ураганную погоду на размытом поле. Капитан предупреждает команду о тяжелых условиях и необходимости бороться за каждый мяч. Обсуждается предыдущий разминочный матч команды, который не внушает оптимизма. Капитан призывает команду сосредоточиться на результате.

15:03

🤼‍♂️ Тяжёлое начало матча

Параграф описывает начало напряженного матча в экстремальных погодных условиях и на размытом поле. Игра превратилась в борьбу за овладение мячом, а не в демонстрацию футбольных навыков. Комментатор отмечает грубую игру, многочисленные нарушения и раздражение болельщиков. Два игрока получают предупреждения. Есть вероятность получения красной карточки. Команда Камази возвращается в игру после перерыва с новыми силами.

20:04

🟥 Упущенный шанс у Доннов

Параграф описывает упущенный шанс забить пенальти для команды Донны. Нападающий Натан Палмер получил право на пенальти, но вратарь соперников отразил удар. Несмотря на это, команда все еще имеет время, чтобы одержать победу. Донны произвели замены, выпустив на поле нескольких мощных игроков, в том числе Криэйчера. Есть вероятность, что игра завершится без забитых мячей из-за сложных условий. Матч подходит к концу.

25:05

🏆 Донны одерживают трудную победу

Параграф описывает заключительные моменты тяжелого победного матча для команды SE Dons. Победу одержали со счетом 1:0. Команда выдержала экстремальные условия, показав мужество и отличный командный дух. Комментатор поздравляет игроков и болельщиков, отметив их стойкость в трудных условиях. Также даются детали и статистика матча. Победа позволяет Доннам подняться во втором месте в турнирной таблице, сохраняя шансы на чемпионство.

Keywords

💡Матч

Матч - это игра между двумя командами в определенном виде спорта, в данном случае - футбол. В видео описывается матч воскресной лиги, важный для команды 'SC Dons' в контексте турнира. Словом 'матч' обозначается центральное событие, вокруг которого разворачивается весь видеоролик.

💡Уважение

Уважение - это чувство почтения, высокой оценки кого-либо или чего-либо. В видео уважение выражается по отношению к клубу 'SC Dons' и его руководителю, который назван 'Губернатором'. Уважение подчеркивает важность и значимость клуба для его членов и болельщиков, символизируя их преданность и признание заслуг команды.

💡Условия

Условия - это обстоятельства и обстановка, в которых происходит какое-либо событие. В видео упоминаются сложные условия поля - грязь, ураган и холодная погода. Это создает дополнительные трудности для игроков и делает матч еще более напряженным и драматичным. Сложные условия подчеркивают непредсказуемость и неконтролируемость событий в воскресной лиге.

💡Поддержка

Поддержка - это помощь, содействие и одобрение кого-либо или чего-либо. В видео команда 'SC Dons' получает поддержку от болельщиков и членов клуба, которые приходят поддержать их даже в сложных погодных условиях. Поддержка является важным аспектом успеха команды и символизирует преданность ее сообщества.

💡Семья

Семья - это группа людей, связанных кровным родством или близкими отношениями. В видео клуб 'SC Dons' описывается как семья для своих членов и болельщиков, особенно для губернатора клуба. Семья символизирует тесную связь между людьми, поддерживающими команду, и их преданность общему делу.

💡Традиции

Традиции - это обычаи, привычки и ценности, передающиеся из поколения в поколение. В видео упоминается о сохранении старых традиций в клубе 'SC Dons', таких как помощь людям в трудные времена и уважение к старшим игрокам и болельщикам. Традиции символизируют историю и наследие команды, придающие ей особую значимость.

💡Атмосфера

Атмосфера - это общая обстановка, настроение и эмоциональная среда, окружающая какое-либо событие. В видео описывается атмосфера воскресного матча, которая характеризуется как «битва» и борьба против трудных условий. Атмосфера создает напряженность и драматизм, делая матч более захватывающим и эмоциональным для болельщиков.

💡Влияние

Влияние - это способность воздействовать на людей или события, оказывать определенный эффект. В видео упоминаются игроки, вышедшие на замену, которые должны оказать влияние на ход игры и помочь команде добиться победы. Влияние замен подчеркивает важность каждого игрока и его вклад в общий успех команды.

💡Память

Память - это способность сохранять и воспроизводить прошлый опыт, события и информацию. В видео губернатор клуба упоминает о памяти и истории команды 'SC Dons', которые он хранит с самого начала ее существования. Память о прошлых достижениях и событиях создает чувство преемственности и связи между поколениями игроков и болельщиков.

💡Слава

Слава - это известность, признание заслуг и успехов кого-либо или чего-либо. В видео упоминается, что команда 'SC Dons' стала «большой», намекая на ее растущую популярность и известность. Слава клуба привлекает внимание других команд, которые изучают их и пытаются найти способы победить их. Слава символизирует признание достижений команды и ее статус в воскресной лиге.

Highlights

Music and applause, signaling the start of the match, with the speaker introducing himself and addressing the crowd.

The speaker expresses his respect for the club and the people involved, referring to it as a 'great Club' and a family.

The speaker mentions the rare occurrence of everyone arriving on time for the match.

There is a buzz around the club, and the speaker is looking forward to the match against Kamazi, whom he describes as a good side that works hard, expecting a good game and a good battle on the pitch.

The speaker describes the pitch as grass with white lines, acknowledging the simplicity of a Sunday League pitch.

An old school member of the club, Mr. Old School, speaks about his relationship with the Dons, describing them as his family since the passing of his wife, and expressing gratitude for the supporters' support during difficult times.

The speaker shares the club's decision to potentially stop sharing their lineup in the episodes, as other teams have been studying their formation and tactics, giving away too much information.

The speaker emphasizes that the game will be an absolute battle, not pretty football, and will come down to who is willing to put their body on the line, fight for second and third balls, play the percentages, run harder, and turn 50/50 situations into great passes.

The speaker expresses disappointment with the team's warm-up, stating that no one should be proud of it, and emphasizes the need to get a result, not using the poor pitch as an excuse for average play.

The speaker reminds the team that they have a history of success on this pitch, recalling victories over other teams, and calling it a home fixture for them.

The speaker provides context on the current league table, explaining that three teams have dropped out of the division and that the Dons had three points deducted after beating a team that later withdrew.

The speaker sets a target of 10,000 likes for the episode and mentions the club's goal of reaching 250,000 subscribers.

The game starts with difficult conditions, described as a 'mud bath' and a 'hurricane', making it challenging for both teams to play clear-cut football.

The referee issues a yellow card to a player for a late challenge, prompting the speaker to express his disagreement with the decision.

The speaker discusses the changes made at halftime, with Jay Boogie, the young boy KG, and a new signing, Nathan Palmer's cousin, coming onto the pitch.

Nathan Palmer is denied from the penalty spot, with the speaker acknowledging the courage it takes to step up and take a penalty.

The creature, a player who has been absent, comes on as an impact substitute, and the speaker expresses his happiness at having him back in the fold.

The speaker praises MK47 for his excellent performance, making crunching tackles and calling in 'Moy Barton', referring to a famous player.

Nathan Palmer's cousin, Aan Palmer, scores on his debut, with the speaker highlighting this as a notable moment.

The final whistle blows, with the Dons winning 1-0 in difficult conditions. The speaker praises the players for their efforts and thanks the supporters who braved the cold weather to support the team.

The victory moves the Dons into second place in the league table, with four games remaining. The speaker emphasizes the importance of winning all four games to secure a place in the playoffs and challenge for the title.

The speaker sets a target of 5,000 likes for the episode, reiterates the goal of reaching 250,000 subscribers, and promotes the club's merchandise, including a 20% discount code for supporters.

The speaker expresses disappointment with one of the players, RP7, for continuing to get fouled repeatedly, despite his love for the club.

The speaker acknowledges the madness of Sunday League football and the team's ability to come out victorious once again.

Transcripts

[Music]

can't keep doing

[Music]

this I respect I respect you as Govern

of this great Club so I'm going to have

me your permission for me to take the

floor right now I swear

it's they know they know they know they

know I'll do

[Applause]

anything they know they know they know

they know I'll

do yo mons what you telling them

Ro

you the Sunday League man this you man

what you think of that kit G don't know

man how would G looking

it probably not as good sck a Don's

badge in it we had everyone on time

today do you know how rare that is for

us anyway that's super rare so everyone

came on time and yeah man I'm looking

forward to it there there's a buzz

around the place at the moment moment so

yeah man it'll be a good one and

obviously kamazi they're they're a good

side they work hard so it'll be a good

good game good battle out there back to

Sunday League pitches

bro we' had a couple 2G pitches um

playing at Samu monu well well within

the budget and we can guarantee the

game's going to be on regardless if you

have a look I'll give you observation of

what I've noticed about the

pitch it's grass it's got white lines

game

one I'm I don't know I don't

know meet up with you tomorrow

yeah

please telling you man good to have you

back from back again man it's like you

come back and things change from

get hey K

man yeah all good man ni business not

bad not bad Jorge had a game the other

day but his kit wasn't ready in time his

kit weren ready in time yeah he left you

a bad review in the video he said you

get your kit back on payment still ain't

paid hey George you not paid your debts

got

the

points old school

reason morning Mr old school how are you

I'm good I'm good how are you I'm good

thank you you're a man that's you've

seen the Dons from the very beginning to

now so when you speak you have to listen

cuz you know well you know the Dons to

me is

family simple as that I mean like since

my wife died the Don is my family

now my son's

Club you know uh all the supporters have

been magnificent through through our

times of

difficulty uh and I hope that we've been

able to help people along the way who

are not finding life as easy as as uh

maybe we are at the moment but all I got

to say to those people is remember one

thing God loves you did you forgive

Andrew when you wore a man city top uh

now that was a very difficult one I had

to pray very hard about that because I

said to the Lord I said I can't forgive

that that's impossible to

forgive and he did it all for money you

know what I mean that's a sneaky thing

to do just for a little bit of cash

you know what I mean sell his soul for a

little bit of cash nah I won't have him

do that I won't let him do that Chris

have a great

week enjoy the game

today and remember those words of mine

God loves you let me ask you a question

no no no no no no wores the first thing

you should have know is we got anything

willly hats back they're available we

ship worldwide so the Dons we've got so

big and we play Sunday League football

so other teams they watch us and they

study us and they figure out ways to

beat us and it we're thinking of not

putting a lineup in episodes anymore do

you understand because by us showing our

lineups we're showing you our formation

we're showing you everything so we don't

really want to put the lineups in the

episode but if you want to see it

comment below and we'll put them back in

but let me know if if you don't mind us

not putting the lineups in let us know

in it I'll put a little comment at the

top cuz we we don't want to we give away

too much information today going to be

an absolute battle it's not going to be

pretty football in there it's going to

be who's willing to put their body on

the to pick up the second ball to pick

up the third ball and then it's going to

be about playing the percentages who's

willing to run into that space who's

going to run harder than the opposition

who's going to turn a 50/50 into a great

pass that's what today's going to be

about in reality the warm up Wasing [ __ ]

man that no one should be proud of that

don't come today thinking cuz pit your

[ __ ] is an excuse to IA play Bang

average or do what you want in it at the

end of the day we need to get a result

so if last week is a is an indication of

where we're at I'm thinking we can turn

it on or off hopefully today we can just

turn it on straight away in it Hey

listen boys guns back on ouring [ __ ]

man this ain't in a way fixture I

remember slapping Rebel here I remember

slapping utr here I'll take it before

the cameras when we slap ws and sports

over there little CU from over there

yeah this is not an away fixture this is

a home fixture for us man anyone who DS

man let's slap these L them let's go hey

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1 get me

long Cal yeah he's going to get S he

might go

first don't get your camera back man yes

hey come get your camera back we got

from when he's back it's a r going

well you hating what's your score

prediction for today man I'm going to go

um 32 32 DS okay so before we get

started we're returning to League action

today so look at a current league table

before the ball is kicked just for some

context three teams dropped out of this

division so far this season that's why

there's only nine teams left and you'll

notice that the SE Dons have had three

points taken away cuz we beat Panda

start of the season but they dropped out

so the points have been vanished we play

each team once that means there's five

more games to play the top four go into

a playoff system where full full play

Third the winner plays second and then

the winner will play the team who are

top to be crowned the champions of the

SFL that's why as you can see every game

remaining for us is massive today's

opponent kamazi they're above us by two

points if we beat them we'll go above

the so it's a massive three points out

for grabs support the club today's LA

count 10,000 likes the Don's only aim

big now has a chance to like the video

like it while you're watching we're also

chasing 250,000 subscribers so if you

notice that you're not subscribed please

do Chris enough of the small talk let's

put the oven on okay then what's

happening people welcome back to another

episode of SC Don's Sunday League

football here in the SFL there's no more

honest game of football than a Sunday

League game of football and today's game

screams Sunday League the pitch is a mud

bath we're in the middle of a hurricane

the lios have got bibs on and we're

doing all of this in the name of three

points today's opponents kamazi we got

history with them they're a great side

it's always a tough battle Chris let's

get going so the battle commences 1

minute 53 seconds in we can already see

what kind of game this is going to be

the Lano wearing a bib as a Don's throw

one but he Flags the other

way my

what he

doing you

know that

way trust me

bro State at the pitch you have to ask

yourself football or mud wrestling the

punters are quick to realize there's

probably not going to be much clear-cut

opportunities so they find excitement

out of anything when the ball goes

forward it's

in

yo

Central I know you can hear me Central

jayen hey jayen so free Kick kamazi the

win carries it with Pace Big G edited

the first half that's probably why I

left this in to show his distribution

forgive me B

Tero straight down the other end free

kick for the Dons rp7 steps over it

fires one in you can see the wind kind

of stops it a little bit Doo helps it on

Harry MaGuire clears it for kamazi

number eight driving forward he gets his

ankles clipped as a free kick for them

ra kick it away he's going to see

[Applause]

yellow oh you're a l Big G said he

looked over and saw a run through the

middle from the number nine and his long

ball instincts kicked in and tried to

find

[Music]

him do

it

[ __ ] me to not

ready you me

J you

saying approaching the 14th minute if

I'm honest nothing has happened so far

no football is really being played it's

over the top stuff and some of you just

here for the tackles you can

[Applause]

tell

Rory yellow

card shut up no leave him alone hey

you're ruining the [ __ ] game you're

ruining the game how much of play

ruining the

[ __ ] that's embarrassing that is

embarrassing man hey Bo take off that

stupid hat I got the right to bear arms

Trump

[ __ ] you thought was that just needs a

quickly clear something up we got

someone messaging us saying they saw raw

hanging outside that Pub in voxel on the

corner

looking a bit creepy Don't Panic he's a

black taxi driver he was waiting for a

client talking of RoR he's a man of the

people even though he's on a booking he

knows that some of you are just here for

the

tackles 19 minutes on burnard's watch I

would say that the Dons have been on a

front foot haven't really created much

but we are kind of asking more questions

with our possession it comes to Kitman

pushes one forward delivers it was a

good cross wi carries it

out 21 minutes 36 seconds on the Michael

bble referee just hopping out of the way

kamazi driving forward picks out the

number 11 bit of a tricky customer

Kitman just jocking him but he gets one

put through his letter box Big G comes

out prevents the embarrassment Kitman

turns away uh runs into a little bit of

trouble there and just to put it out

there Big G is the one who actually

edited this first half and for some

reason he's left this Replay

in Sunday League football muddy pitches

head and volleys number seven clears

only as far as RP s it's off the pitch

Boogie sets off on a

mission you got to believe my words that

game on the pitch opposite us is a lot

more exciting than this one big G sees

their number nine peel off

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again down the midle

2803 more from Big G pumps one long over

the top for Steph B tries to help it on

Raw clears it rp7 is going to pressure

the number 12 on a pitch like this

having someone running behind you it's

going to cause you all sorts of problems

the keeper slices it Peter schar vers

barnesy Vibes comes to do and this

probably the first time in his career

I've seen in struggle to get it under

control and it's a free kick now I'm not

exaggerating when I'm telling you we're

literally playing in the middle of a

hurricane or a storm or something I'm

not going to commentate just listen you

can hear how mad it

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is dark Hearts when a boy raw takes his

free kick hits out their player looks

like he's blocked it off that's going to

be a booking he's a mil Woolf

fan 30 minutes on the clock tower Mickey

brown eyes AKA Michael Maldini gets that

out of a long ball over the top it's

cleared away only as far as mk47 helps

it on with the left foot as beats his

man it looks to me like that's a free

kick on the edge of the Box he's calling

for it we have a little look at the uh

behind the scenes behind the goal and to

be fair I think the rest probably got

that one

right straight down the other end now

number 17 collects it for Kamari and

knocks it inside for the number eight

he's one of their better players at

number eight always just ticks it in the

middle shot from range but that's catch

in practice for the 6'6 Uganda you made

now ly

33 33 all the freeze is cleared number

five Rises MK again having a good half

helps It Forward Zeo challenging only as

far as raw he's got doo to his right

collects it on his left that's closer

than it looks not bad not a bad effort

3647 now more long Ball action it's

Sunday League at his best raw collects

it knocks it over to Kitman knocks it

back to Michael Malini he pumps it long

is headed down Zeo helps it on as well

how about this for a ball from rp7

though it's perfect over the top for

Steph Bertera looks like he's beaten the

line but the Lineo again Flags us

offside oh my we're growing up in an era

of soft men but luckily for the Don's

oldfashioned Traditions never die Uncle

Jones sees his niece and nephew

absolutely freezing his nephew is going

to be a man one day so he lets him

freeze and gives his jacket to his niece

you might have known her as the Balon

baby she's now the Ballon s go get yours

man get D kit man B children got

theirs no one's had a shot on target oh

that no not that no one's had a shot on

target I don't

think the B's a different way this is

the wor since I've joined this might be

the worst pict I've ever

come more action from kamazi now pump

long with a free kick MK does enough to

clear number 12 gets there though and

that's a goal from range I told you

already it's not you it's not you good

try but it's not you 4258 Nathan Palmer

into MK zizo knocks out wide to Kitman

good little relationship them to a

building down the left hand side Nathan

Palmer into raw gives it away there

though as the midfielder pounces on it

number seven to his right hand side he's

a good player as well he looked pretty

nippy on it every time he had it but

again the pitch the conditions is tough

for ball playing players he looks to

take on Michael Maldini staying sharp

collects it Ain happy what you doing

man I'll be honest it's been a great

start to 2024 seen some of the OG's back

especially the boy Zeo such a nice

guy get it get

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it get it get it 4427 last few moments

of the half now Dan Smalling collector

at the back what a center back sing he's

been by the way you'll get to know him

more as we got long raw clicks one over

the top for Steph bter that's a nudge in

the back potentially last man punter's

calling for a

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booking so rp7 steps over it his

deliveries have been Exquisite since

he's returned but number five clears it

we got a Steph ball Terrier up top

nothing more than a stray dog don't know

what love

is

[ __ ]

so with a halim whistle about to go

we're going to head in at nil nil it's

been a real Scrappy first half but we're

in the game but it's going to be one of

them ones when we get an opportunity we

have to take it we headed and

regroup the batter just catch the

team worse than what we expected yeah so

we understand and we can see that we

can't [ __ ] Play Can't Get No passages

of play stop trying to create something

on this kind of pitch it's not going to

happen it's not going to be pretty it

has to be forc them into a mistake forc

them into a mistake force them into a

mistake that's what they're trying to do

to us they're trying to let us play the

first pass out and then Force the

mistake in there I'm just going to

quickly just run through the team so the

back three will stay the same Ryan

Palmer right wing back KD will go left

wing back we've played 45 minutes on

football and no one's judged that the

wind is blowing this way so why do we

keep kicking the ball if we're playing

it to like our right winger why are we

floating the ball there float it down

the middle either stays G down the

middle or it drifts wide Steph can run

someone else can run I feel like we're

going back into silly little habits of

doing what we as individuals thinks

right what's best for the team in it

what's best for the team is winning one

nil today leaving and talking about how

[ __ ] the pitch was not drawing nil nil

or losing one or 2 N and then saying ah

we played on a [ __ ] pitch okay do you

get what I'm saying get energy High man

we're here for a battle man that British

[ __ ] man M pitch is enjoying a Sunday

League battle man but let's show the

levels again ready 3 2

1 all we're dominating the game just

need to be a little bit

smarter man what you saying good yeah

man that treating you man great that's

why I'm here on a Sunday watching this

rubbish you've been married for 18 years

yeah your child 6th birthday better a

child than

yours what' you

do for a birthday party

right

da of the week the two da of the weeks

this week is Michael H in his Ironside

Jersey and Jaden bexon looking like a

young Brad tastic in his Valhalla

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get back into it so the second half

begins Scrappy game on the mud and some

of you just stuck around for the

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tackles a quick start from kamazi he

pumps one through the lano's got a bib

on hasn't flagged him off he miles off

he's been kept on he cuts it back for

the number

17 so Kamari come out the Stables like

they've all had a couple of Red Bulls

each they've definitely started bright

on number 12 driving forward remember

they're going downhill now as well so

it's kind of advantage for them at the

moment MK massive challenge blocks off

the number three shot eventually Big G

collects I'll be honest I appreciate the

Don family cuz they say they enjoy my

commentary but I hate doing it so Jay

Boogie being M up gives me a bit of a

Brea how's that yellow

yellow how is that yellow man that's

late that's late how the [ __ ] is that

yellow disgusting disgusting how was

that yellow

disgusting how was that yellow you're

late you're high I didn't even touch him

doesn't matter oh come

on you good yeah

yeah you know my number just put me Fu

off man [ __ ]

hell huh yellow he gave me a yellow for

that you thought I was lying about the

game opposite us being exciting now all

of a sudden they keep come watch it and

he tries to slip the N through as

well 5236 long throw from the kit man

it's cleared away from Harry MaGuire

only down as far as Nathan Palmer

doesn't really get content on that

header number 17 clears it as well with

Scrappy stuff and the boy young mad B's

just seen

enough this game is so shitty man this

is

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disgusting so three changes were made at

half time on came Jay Boogie on came the

young boy kg and our new sign who's

Nathan Palmer's cousin aan Palmer family

link up he slides him through oh my

God 5520 more for the Don we've sort of

started to grow into this second half

number seven turns into trouble Nathan

Palmer collects it cuts inside and tries

to slide on forward for J Boogie and

then the hurricane really kicks in and

fires the ball down towards the

that was like

a new half but same problems Big G tries

to slide through the left Winger on the

opposite

pitch you know me I'm old school and no

I don't condone it J Boogie playing in

Long John's my granddad used to have the

same pair cuz he struggled to get blood

circulation to his legs but we're

talking about impact Subs

Bookers I didn't touch

him you got to book it for that as well

he's lost man he is lost man he is lost

man he is lost man tough conditions

pressure moments I won't trust anyone

more than I trust Nathan

Palmer

[Applause]

so the goat Nathan Palmer denied from

the spot I never complain at penalty

takers it takes courage to step up it's

a 50/50 chance he stepped up keeper

saved it well big chance to get ahead

Boogie does his defensive

duties N na na head up head up so 60

Minutes in about half an hour left to go

massive chance there but it's still more

than enough time to get three points

from from this game good work there from

aan Palmer mk47 collects it rp7 to his

right and Boogie rp7 delivers it lovely

ball across from Palmer don't connect

properly 6107 keeper goes long mk47 what

a game he's having wins his header in

the middle of the park kg looks forward

and finds Nathan Palmer who's miles on

side he's about a foot on side he's

giving us off no way he's right behind

him he's right behind

him

don't help another change for the Dons

off comes raw and on comes the creature

talk about impact Subs creature comes on

and straight away we win a free

kick if you've been watching the Don

from the start you will have grown to

know that there's a few sacred words

you'll also know that I don't enjoy

saying these words cuz it actually hurts

me as I speak them but a moments like

this when rp7 steps over the ball nil

nil in a hurricane I come to realize

that some some things don't

need

commentary hell I had to get to

work oh yeah we got the DJ on weekends

now this

blessing

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be

go come on

DS

oh I was watching extra whip extra whip

man people asking us where Toby is what

you

mean now remember we don't show the full

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mk47 had an amazing game going in with

crunching tackles calling in Moy Barton

final 13 a goal to the Good Michael

Malini staying sharp has run into the

box his headed down into the path

and 10 minutes left to go big G pumps

one long over the top Nathan Palmer's

cousin aan Palmer going to be a goal in

his

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debut in case you didn't realize we got

Kitman

back

you heard what I just said Mo

Barton give

it one player I'm really happy to see

back in the fold is the creature he

watches the episodes every week with his

misses and he says Donnie please leave

something in for

me DJ load

one

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creature had another talk about where

it's going 90 minutes on the clock

almost a massive three points here away

in the mud against kamazi as I said

always a tough fixture but the game is

not done yet aan Palmer hustling at the

top there manages to force that guy to

drop down Nathan comes into the box as

well he fires across to him gets there

before the keeper he's got creature

screaming for it maybe holds on to it a

little bit too long eventually gets

cleared

away I say it every week especially in a

week like this some of you really have

just stuck around for the

tackles now to be fair I think this

guy's injured his KNE there I really

hope it isn't anything too serious he's

definitely one of kamari's best players

great player and I wish him a speedy

recovery so with the final whistle about

to go it is 1-0 to Essie Don it's a

massive three points I got to piig up

all the boys what kind of conditions

that was was mental they stuck it out we

got the job done rp7 again 2 and2 let me

big up all the punters and all the Don's

family that came out and them cold

weather and you stuck with us and you

stayed for the whole 90 minutes thank

you for your support So a look at the

league table what that does is it fires

us into second place four games left to

play as long as we win all four we'll be

in the playoffs to challenge for the

title next week we're away to Grand

athletic don't let their position in the

table for you they're actually a very

good side I think they've just been

struggling to get players out week and

week out but against the Dons I'm sure

they'll come in strong support the club

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we got a big 2024 ahead of us see you

next week I know I think I look [ __ ]

good that was a Madness Sunday football

at its best D's come out Victorious

again that's how we do

it BR

massive

we got the keep well man but yeah rp7

he's got to stop doing this for bro rp7

loves the club bro can't bu he's got to

stop doing this cuz man are running the

pict he keep getting F stop doing this

but yeah we got man we got my boy Boogie

back on the pitch don't big up Kam man

Tuesday don't up don't him up

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man they know they know they know they

know I'll do anything I

swear