The Cold War - OverSimplified (Part 1)

Summary

Ce script vidéo passionnant narre l'histoire de la Guerre Froide à travers un regard humoristique, du retour de Lénine en Russie jusqu'à la chute du mur de Berlin. Il explore les relations entre les superpuissances, les crises nucléaires, l'invasion de la Corée, les tentatives d'espionnage et les échecs du système communiste, tout en utilisant un ton léger pour aborder des sujets lourds de l'histoire moderne.

Takeaways

• 🎥 Le script décrit une stratégie de marketing pour des produits de merchandising liés à des personnages historiques et à des événements de la guerre froide.
• 👤 Il y a une révélation de visage pour promouvoir les nouveaux produits, y compris des épingles de personnages limitées édition.
• 🇷🇺 L'histoire de la Révolution russe est racontée de manière humoristique, mettant en scène des personnages tels que LennIN et Stalin, et soulignant les conséquences de leur pouvoir.
• 🛠️ Stalin est décrit comme ayant transformé l'économie de l'URSS de l'agriculture à l'industrie par le biais de ses plans quinquennaux, tout en régnant par la terreur.
• 🌐 La Seconde Guerre mondiale et les relations entre les puissances alliées sont abordées, y compris la conférence de Yalta et la découverte de la bombe atomique.
• 🇺🇸 La fin de la Seconde Guerre mondiale et le début de la guerre froide sont soulignés, avec l'instauration du Nouveau Ordre Mondial et la création de gouvernements satellites par l'URSS en Europe de l'Est.
• 🛬 L'effort de la Marshall Plan des États-Unis pour aider la récovery économique de l'Europe de l'Ouest est mentionné, en contraste avec l'échec de l'aide économique de l'Est.
• 🚁 L'histoire de la Guerre de Corée est résumée, y compris l'invasion du Nord, l'intervention des Nations Unies et la fin en négociation de paix.
• 🕊️ L'élection d'Eisenhower aux États-Unis et la mort de Stalin sont des événements clés marquants le début de la désescalade de la guerre froide.
• 🏛️ La construction du mur de Berlin est décrite comme un point culminant de la guerre froide, symbolisant l'échec du système communiste et la répression de la liberté.
• 🌌 La course spatiale et la course aux armements nucléaires sont des aspects clés de la compétition entre les superpuissances pendant la guerre froide.

Q & A

Pourquoi l'animateur a-t-il décidé de révéler son visage en portant les produits de merchandising?

L'animateur a décidé de faire une révélation de son visage en portant les produits de merchandising pour vendre plus de marchandises.

Quel est le lien offert pour les nouveaux produits de merchandising minimalistes et de la Guerre Froide?

Le lien pour les nouveaux produits de merchandising est présent dans la description de la vidéo.

Quel personnage historique est confondu avec un membre des Beatles dans le script?

Lénine, le révolutionnaire russe, est confondu avec un membre des Beatles, John Lennon.

Quel impact a eu la révolution menée par Lénine en Russie?

La révolution menée par Lénine a abouti à la démission de la Russie de la Première Guerre mondiale, à l'établissement d'un gouvernement communiste, à une guerre civile de trois ans, à une crise économique, à une famine, et à sa mort.

Quel conseil Lénine a-t-il donné sur son lit de mort à propos de Staline?

Lénine a conseillé de ne pas laisser Staline devenir le prochain leader, mais ironiquement, c'était Staline qui était en charge de nommer les dirigeants.

Comment Staline a-t-il pris le pouvoir après la mort de Lénine?

Staline a pris le pouvoir en éliminant ses adversaires, qu'ils soient arrêtés ou disparus, et en prenant les rênes du Parti Communiste.

Quels étaient les plans quinquennaux de Staline et quel était leur impact sur l'économie de l'Union Soviétique?

Les plans quinquennaux de Staline ont transformé l'économie de l'Union Soviétique de l'agriculture à l'industrie, mais à un coût énorme pour la population.

Quel rôle a joué la Seconde Guerre mondiale dans les relations entre l'Amérique, la Grande-Bretagne, l'Union Soviétique et le reste du monde?

La Seconde Guerre mondiale a initialement uni ces pays contre l'Allemagne nazie, mais après la guerre, leurs relations se sont détériorées, conduisant à la Guerre Froide.

Quelle est l'importance de la construction du mur de Berlin dans l'histoire de la Guerre Froide?

La construction du mur de Berlin a symbolisé la séparation entre l'Est et l'Ouest, et a montré l'échec du système communiste à retenir son peuple sans recourir à la force.

Quels étaient les principaux objectifs de la Politique de Marshall et comment cela a-t-il affecté l'Europe de l'Ouest après la Seconde Guerre mondiale?

La Politique de Marshall visait à aider la récovery économique de l'Europe de l'Ouest en envoyant 12 milliards de dollars, ce qui a contribué à la prospérité économique et à la stabilité politique de la région.

Quel incident survenu en 1960 a mis en lumière les capacités d'espionnage technologique des États-Unis?

L'incident du U-2 survenu en 1960, où un avion espion a été abattu par l'Union Soviétique, a mis en lumière les capacités d'espionnage technologique des États-Unis.

Quelle a été la réaction de Khrouchtchev après la mort de Staline et quels changements a-t-il apportés?

Après la mort de Staline, Khrouchtchev a lancé une campagne de dé-Stalinisation, en renommant Stalingrad, en abattant les statues de Staline et en annonçant une plus grande liberté dans l'Union Soviétique.

Outlines

00:00

😀 Révélation de visage et nouveauté de produits

La première partie du script présente une annonce de la révélation de visage de l'animateur, accompagnée de la promotion de nouveaux produits de fan art minimaliste et de la guerre froide, y compris un pin de personnage édition limitée de Churchill. L'animateur invite à visiter un lien dans la description pour en savoir plus. Ensuite, le script se lance dans un récit humoristique de l'histoire de la révolution russe, de l'ascension de Lénine et de Staline au pouvoir, et des conséquences de leur règne, y compris la guerre civile, l'économie brisée et la famine. Le récit se termine par la mort de Lénine et la prédiction de ses inquiétudes concernant Staline.

05:00

😡 Staline et les débuts de la Guerre Froide

Le deuxième paragraphe décrit la montée de Staline au pouvoir, l'implémentation de ses plans quinquennaux, et la transformation de l'économie de l'URSS de l'agriculture à l'industrie. Il y a aussi une référence à la politique de terreur de Staline, où toute opposition était traitée avec la plus grande sévérité. Le script continue avec l'invasion de la Russie par l'Allemagne nazie, la riposte de l'URSS secondée par l'hiver, et la fin de la Seconde Guerre mondiale. Les relations entre l'Amérique, le Royaume-Uni et l'URSS se dégradent, ce qui mène à la conférence de Yalta et à la découverte de l'arme nucléaire américaine par Staline. La fin du paragraphe présente un aperçu de l'Iron Curtain décrite par Churchill et les tentatives occidentales de maintenir la stabilité en Europe orientale.

10:01

😎 La Guerre Froide éruptive et les conflits mondiaux

Dans le troisième paragraphe, l'animateur explore les événements qui ont marqué le début officiel de la Guerre Froide, incluant le plan Marshall, la création du COMECON et du COMINFORM par l'URSS, et la division de Berlin. Le script détaille la tentative soviétique de couper les routes d'approvisionnement de l'Ouest à Berlin-Ouest, la réussite de l'Opération Berlin Airlift et l'acquisition par l'URSS de leur propre bombe atomique. Le récit se poursuit avec la révolution en Chine, la guerre de Corée et l'élection d'Eisenhower aux États-Unis, qui marque la fin du règne de Staline et l'arrivée de Nikita Khrouchtchev au pouvoir.

15:02

😤 La construction du Mur de Berlin et les tensions internationales

Le quatrième paragraphe relate l'histoire de la construction du Mur de Berlin, décrite de manière humoristique, qui a物理iquement scindé la ville et symbolisé l'échec du système communiste. Il y a une référence à l'affrontement de Checkpoint Charlie entre les chars américains et soviétiques, qui a menacé de déclencher une confrontation nucléaire. Le script se termine sur une note乐观, soulignant la capacité des dirigeants à désamorcer la crise et à éviter une catastrophe nucléaire.

Keywords

💡Première Guerre mondiale

La Première Guerre mondiale est un conflit mondial qui a eu lieu de 1914 à 1918 et qui a impliqué les puissances européennes majeures et leurs colonies. Dans le script, l'année 1917 est mentionnée comme un moment où la guerre sévissait encore sur le front de l'Est, avec l'Allemagne et la Russie sur le point de s'effondrer, ce qui mène à la révolution russe.

💡Lénine

Vladimir Lénine est le leader révolutionnaire russe qui a joué un rôle clé dans la révolution d'Octobre 1917, qui a conduit à la fin de la monarchie en Russie et à l'établissement du gouvernement soviétique. Le script mentionne Lénine comme étant un personnage clé dans l'histoire de la révolution russe et son rôle dans la transformation de la Russie en État communiste.

💡Staline

Joseph Staline est présenté dans le script comme le successeur de Lénine et comme ayant consolidé le pouvoir en Russie par le biais de plans quinquennaux et de répressions. Il est décrit comme ayant transformé l'économie de la Russie de l'agriculture à l'industrie, tout en exerçant un contrôle totalitaire sur le pays.

💡Seconde Guerre mondiale

La Seconde Guerre mondiale est mentionnée comme un événement qui a vu l'Allemagne nazie et l'Union soviétique se battre jusqu'à ce que l'Union soviétique, avec l'aide de l'hiver et de l'Alliance, repousse l'Allemagne jusqu'à Berlin. Ce conflit a été un tournant décisif dans l'histoire moderne et a contribué à la configuration du monde d'après-guerre.

💡Rideau de fer

Le terme 'Rideau de fer' est utilisé pour décrire la frontière symbolique et physique qui séparait l'Europe orientale, contrôlée par l'Union soviétique, de l'Europe occidentale, principalement démocratique et capitaliste. Dans le script, l'expression est utilisée pour illustrer la division de l'Europe après la Seconde Guerre mondiale et la montée du conflit idéologique entre les deux blocs.

💡Plan Marshall

Le Plan Marshall était un programme d'aide économique américain destiné à aider les pays européens à se reconstruire après la Seconde Guerre mondiale. Dans le script, il est mentionné comme un moyen pour les États-Unis de soutenir l'économie de l'Europe de l'Ouest et de lutter contre l'expansion du communisme.

💡Berlin

Berlin est mentionné dans le script comme un point focal de la tension entre les puissances de l'Est et de l'Ouest pendant la Guerre froide. La ville, divisée entre les zones d'occupation, est utilisée comme un exemple de la lutte pour l'influence et la domination idéologique en Europe.

💡Mur de Berlin

Le Mur de Berlin, érigé en 1961, est décrit dans le script comme une manifestation physique de la division entre l'Est et l'Ouest Berlin et une mesure extrême prise par l'Est pour empêcher les citoyens de l'Est de fuir vers l'Ouest. Il est un symbole fort de la Guerre froide et de la répression communiste.

💡Guerre froide

La Guerre froide fait référence à la période de tensions et de conflits entre les blocs communiste et capitaliste qui ont suivi la Seconde Guerre mondiale. Dans le script, elle est présentée comme un conflit idéologique et politique qui a duré plusieurs décennies, influençant les relations internationales et la course aux armements nucléaires.

💡Nikita Khrouchtchev

Nikita Khrouchtchev est mentionné comme le successeur de Staline à la tête de l'Union soviétique. Dans le script, il est décrit comme ayant tenté de dé-Staliniser l'Union soviétique et d'introduire des réformes, malgré la répression continue de mouvements de liberté dans les pays satellites.

Highlights

The concept of revealing one's face to boost merchandise sales while wearing the merchandise.

Introduction of new minimalist and Cold War merchandise along with a limited edition Churchill character pin.

Historical narrative beginning in 1917, depicting the eastern front of World War I and the political turmoil involving Germany and Russia.

Humorous miscommunication between characters about the identity of Lenin, highlighting a mix-up with a Beatle.

Description of Lenin's actions upon returning to Russia, including his role in the Russian Revolution and subsequent civil war.

Stalin's rise to power and his oppressive regime, including the implementation of the Five-Year Plans and the suppression of dissent.

The impact of World War II on the Soviet Union and its alliances, leading to the establishment of the Iron Curtain.

The Marshall Plan's role in Western Europe's economic recovery and its influence on the Cold War dynamics.

The division of Berlin and the Berlin Airlift as a symbol of Western resolve and success.

The Soviet Union's development of the atomic bomb, ending the USA's nuclear monopoly and escalating Cold War tensions.

The Korean War's outbreak and its implications for the global balance of power between communism and anti-communism.

Stalin's death and the subsequent de-Stalinization efforts by Khrushchev, including cultural and political reforms.

The construction of the Berlin Wall and its significance as a symbol of the failure of the communist system.

The Cuban Missile Crisis, a pivotal moment in the Cold War where the world faced the threat of nuclear war.

The role of espionage and technology in the Cold War, including the U-2 spy plane incident and the space race.

The cultural and ideological struggle between the East and the West, including the impact of Western pop culture in the Soviet Union.

The arms race and the development of hydrogen bombs, showcasing the escalating military capabilities of both superpowers.

The establishment of the Warsaw Pact and its role in strengthening the Soviet Union's military alliances.

The Kennedy-Nixon debates and the representation of technological advancements and military power.

The standoff at Checkpoint Charlie and the tense moments that brought the world close to a potential nuclear conflict.

Transcripts

I've decided that in order to sell more merch, I should do a face reveal wearing it. So are you ready?

Here we go!

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New minimalist and Cold War merch available now.

And get the new limited edition Churchill character pin before it sells out,

with more characters coming in the future.

Link in the description down below.

The year is 1917.

Fighting rages on the eastern front of the First World War.

Both Germany and Russia are on the brink of collapse.

- "Soldier, I need you to bring me this man."

- "Got it."

- "Found him, sir."

- "Wha-... who ... NO..."

"Not LennON!"

"LenIN! The Russian communist! What!?"

"Why would I need a Beatle?! Lenin! The Russian communist! He was exiled to Switzerland!"

- "You know what? I'll do it myself."

- "Who wants to start a revolution?!!"

*USSR ANTHEM STARTS TO PLAY*

- The Germans put Lenin on a train and sent him all the way back to Russia,

hoping he and his mates would create an internal crisis.

And create an internal crisis they did.

The government was overthrown and Lenin was in charge.

He immediately pulled out of the First World War,

made the country Communist,

started a three-year long civil war,

got shot,

broke the economy,

caused a famine,

and then he died.

On his deathbed, he said,

- "Hey, man, tell whoever's in charge of giving people jobs not to let that jerk Stalin become the next leader."

"By the way, who did I put in charge of giving people jobs?"

- "That would be Stalin, sir."

*dies*

- Stalin was a rising force in the Communist Party.

He still had some opponents but conveniently, all of them were arrested or disappeared.

So that was lucky.

And so Stalin took over.

He implemented his Five-Year Plans

which transformed the country from an agriculture-based economy

to an industrial one.

And like Lenin before him, he reigned with terror.

Anyone who dared criticize or oppose him

would either be killed or left to rot

in the horrendous Soviet work camps.

Then, a short man with a silly mustache

tried to take over the world,

punched the Russians all the way to Moscow,

and then the Russians,

with some help from their faithful ally,

the Winter,

punched them all the way back to Berlin.

At this point, being allies,

America, the UK and the Soviet Union were good chums.

They held a couple of conferences near the end of the war

to decide what would happen next.

- "Hey Stalin, after all your trials and tribulation,"

"you must be pretty happy to be standing here in Berlin."

- "Tsar Alexander made it all the way to Paris."

- "Uhhh..."

"Hey, uh,"

"j-just"

"give me a second"

(whispering) "Hey man, I think something's up with Stalin."

- "I know, right?"

"What should we do?"

- "Shall I tell him about the bomb?"

- "Yeah, tell him about the bomb."

"That will scare him."

- "Sooo..."

"we got this crazy new big A-bomb"

"that can destroy an entire city in one go."

- "Yes, my spies told me already."

"Oh wait, I meant to act surprised."

"WOW! THAT'S AMAZING!"

- "He already knew!"

"How?!"

- "Ummm..."

- "Am I sure I want to send nuclear secrets via"

"unsecure, public, coffee-shop Wi-Fi?"

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"AM I EVER!" *SENT*

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Now, where were we?

Oh, yeah.

- "Does the 'A' stand for atomic or ass?"

- Then America dropped their big 'A' bomb on Japan

and World War II officially came to an end.

- "Hooray! We won!"

"Okay, so now it's time to establish the New World Order."

"Stalin, you're in charge of Eastern Europe."

"Now, we want you to let them all hold elections."

- "Oh, yes, of course."

"Elections."

- "And these elections will be free and fair, right?"

- "Oh yes. Certainly."

"Free and fair."

"Definitely free and fair."

"Communist, Communist, Communist, Communist, Communist, Communist."

"If that's not free and fair, I don't know what is."

- Throughout Eastern Europe,

Soviet puppet governments were established

as a buffer zone between the USSR and the West,

with Churchill proclaiming an Iron Curtain

had descended across the continent.

The relationship between the old Allies

was deteriorating fast.

Over the next few years,

the British intervened in the Greek Civil War

to prevent a communist takeover.

In Turkey, the Russians began demanding more control

of Turkey's sea access routes,

which prompted the US

to send their largest battleship to Turkey

for a friendly visit.

After World War II,

Iran was now occupied

by both the Soviets and the British,

with an agreement to both pull out

once the war was over.

The British pulled out;

Stalin was like,

- "You know what, I think I might stick around."

- "All in favor of kicking Russia out of Iran?"

- "You want to know something?"

- "You guys suck."

- Pressure from the UN forced the Soviets to leave,

and with the establishment of NATO,

the Soviets had no doubt

that the West was out to encircle and destroy them.

And America announced the Truman Doctrine,

in which they basically said,

- "Those guys are not cool,"

"cannot be trusted,"

"and we will do everything we can"

"to prevent the spread of Communism around the world."

- Many view this moment as the official declaration of the Cold War.

Back in Europe...

Everyone was living in a post-apocalyptic void

brought on by the Second World War.

Cities reduced to rubble,

not enough food...

It was terrible.

- "This is great!"

"The more they suffer,"

"the more likely it is they'll turn to communism!"

- "Dude, you're really messed up."

"What's wrong with you?"

- "My father used to punish me severely."

- America realized what was going on,

and quickly made a move.

Under the Marshall Plan,

they sent 12 billion dollars to Western Europe for its economic recovery.

The countries of Stalin's Eastern Bloc looked on with envy.

- "Hey Czechoslovakia."

"You want to come get some economic aid?"

- "Yeah, but I have to check with my mom first."

- "Sorry America..."

"I can't come."

This was a full-on economic battle

raging between capitalism and communism in Europe.

If the Western nations developed faster and better than the East,

that would be a defeat for Stalin.

So he set up his own rival economic recovery plan,

which he called 'COMECON'.

And he also set up 'COMINFORM',

which gave him more political control

over the Eastern Block.

But nowhere did this economic battle rage harder

than in the city of Berlin.

Caught over a 100 miles (160 km) behind Soviet lines,

the city had been divided up between the Allies.

And the western segments were still under Western control.

East Berliners could travel freely to West Berlin,

see the economic prosperity and think,

- "Hmmm..."

"Maybe this communism thing ain't so great after all."

"I'm gonna have fun tonight!"

*opens door*

*turn on lights*

- "You're home late."

- "Oh,"

"Stalin..."

"I was just out with my friends."

- "Friends?!"

"You stink of capitalism!"

"You wrere out engaging in imperialist debauchery again!"

"I swear, Ivan, I can't keep doing this."

- Stalin wanted the West out.

So he said,

- "Hey, guess what?"

"I'm blockading all of your supply routes to West Berlin."

"What are you gonna do about it?"

- "I suppose we'll just fly the supplies in."

- "Alright Truman,"

"You win this round."

The Berlin Airlift was an incredible undertaking

and a major success for the Western Allies.

And Stalin ended his blockade of West Berlin.

His aggressive actions worried the West,

but not as much as this did.

*A-Bomb kaboom*

The Soviet Union had developed their very own atomic bomb.

The USA no longer had a nuclear monopoly.

The world now knew that if a major war broke out

between the two superpowers,

It would be more destructive

than anyone could imagine.

So it was comforting when Stalin came out and said

that war between the Soviet Union and the West

was unlikely.

Oh wait, inevitable!

He said it was inevitable.

- "Hey, you know who I haven't checked in on in a while?"

"My good friend, China!"

- "Whoa, what happened to you?"

What happened to them was

a full-blown civil war that had been going on since 1927.

The People's Liberation Army,

under the leadership of Mao Zedong,

successfully defeated the Republic of China,

who fled to Taiwan.

The now communist China and the Soviet Union

signed a mutual defense treaty.

This was terrible news for the West.

But wait!

There's more!

After the Second World War,

Korea was divided along the 38th parallel.

In the north, the Soviets set up a communist regime.

In the south, America set up an anti-communist regime.

Both were led by very sweet-looking old men.

But don't let that deceive you.

They were both ruthless dictators,

and both dreamed of reuniting Korea

under their own regime.

Now that he had the bomb,

Stalin was feeling a little more cocky

and he finally gave Kim permission to attack.

The North launched a surprise invasion of the South

on June 25th, 1950.

With Soviet aid,

the North Koreans steamrolled through,

taking Seoul in just three days,

and replacing one ruthless dictator

with another.

The UN were freaking out,

and quickly created an emergency force

made up of troops from 16 countries

to defend the south.

The West still held Busan,

and made landings at Incheon near Seoul.

They pushed the North Koreans out of Seoul,

replacing the ruthless dictator

that had replaced the first ruthless dictator

with the same ruthless dictator

that had previously been replaced by the new ruthless dictator.

And the West then continued

all the way up the Korean Peninsula.

At this point China was getting worried

that the UN may just keep going.

The US had sent this guy to lead the operation.

After winning the Pacific theater of World War II,

General Douglas MacArthur's head was big,

and his balls were bigger.

He reassured President Truman

that there was absolutely no way at all

that the Chinese would ever get involved.

Meanwhile, half a million Chinese troops

were crossing into Korea.

- "Nuke 'em."

- "No."

- "NUKE 'EM!"

- "NO!"

- "Aw, c'moooon."

- "You're fired!"

- The US considered the nuclear option,

but now that the Soviets also had the bomb,

they didn't want to risk all-out global destruction.

The Communists pushed the West right back

almost to the exact same spot they had all started from,

and they ended up in a stalemate,

where they remained until both sides finally agreed

to work towards a peace settlement in 2018.

Back in America,

Americans decided they wanted a new president

who would be tough on communism.

So they elected famed World War II general,

Eisenhower,

who is really hard to draw.

It's 1953.

Hey Stalin, how you doing--

Oh, he's dead.

He had a cerebral hemorrhage,

and his reign of terror kinda came back

to bite him in the ass.

Because he had imprisoned all of his best doctors,

and those that were left were too terrified to treat him.

The new leader, Nikita Khrushchev,

called a meeting, and said,

- "Hey guys."

"You know how Stalin was imprisoning"

"and murdering us all for doing basically nothing?"

"Yeah, he was kind of a jerk."

*gasp omg*

- "I'm really not sure how this is news to you."

Khrushchev went on a campaign of

de-Stalinization.

Statues of Stalin were taken down,

Stalingrad was renamed,

and Khrushchev announced

that he wanted the Soviet people to be happy

and would allow greater freedom in the Soviet Union.

So how did that work out?

Well, an uprising in East Germany

was brutally suppressed.

A revolution in Hungary

was brutally suppressed.

And demonstrations in Poland

were brutally suppressed.

Although he did finally allow some mild reforms.

Back in the Soviet Union,

he permitted more cultural expression,

but then began banning stuff

based on his own personal taste.

- "Modern art looks like a child"

"urinated on a canvas."

"Banned!"

- "Jazz music sounds like"

"the feeling of needing to fart."

"Banned!"

- "Your poetry is really depressing!"

"How could anyone in the Soviet Union be depressed?"

"You're banned!"

Khrushchev wanted the Soviet people to be happy,

but not like that,

or that,

or that.

Young people began enjoying

abhorrent Western pop culture.

- "Son, remove that disgusting imperialist apparel at once!"

- "Shut up, Dad!"

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"Well would you look at that."

"Turns out he CAN tell me what to do."

The West had initially liked the cut of Khrushchev's jib,

but world events soon soured relations even more.

The two sides were spying on each other a whole lot

throughout the Cold War.

The KGB had spies and informants

in nearly every aspect of Western life and government;

so much so that whenever the US tried to send spies

into the Soviet Union,

the KGB were usually ready to arrest them on the spot.

Members of the Manhattan Project aided the Soviet Union in acquiring the bomb.

Some American officials believed they were on the wrong side.

- "I'll sell you three secrets for five million dollars."

- "Okay, go ahead."

- "The Allies are digging a tunnel under East Berlin to tap your communications,"

there's an American agent living at this address in Moscow,"

"and sometimes when I'm home alone,"

"I like to put on my wife's dresses, sit in the corner,"

"and cry for hours" *weird*

- "Very interesting."

In America fear took hold during the Red Scare and the McCarthy trials.

American values imploded as fear of communism collided with freedom of thought and expression,

and "Communist" kind of became a buzzword thrown around to describe anything people didn't like;

Hollywood?

Communist!

Your next-door neighbor's dog?

Communist!!

When the grocery store cashier asks If you need a bag

when you clearly can't carry ten tups of Baconnaise in your hands?

COMMUNIST!!!!!!!*that face tho*

But one area in particular where the US had an edge

over the Soviet Union was in its espionage technology. In particular,

U-2 spy planes flew across Russia carrying out surveillance from the skies

There was a nasty incident in 1960 though, when one was shot down and Khrushchev was furious.

- "Who the hell is this?"

- "He's a... high-altitude weather enthusiast, who flew off course."

- "OK, that sounds plausible... Waaaaaiit a minute,"

"Why does he have a gun and a poison needle?"

- "Because..."

"He's a... very NAUGHTY high-altitude weather enthusiast."

But much to America's concern,

the Soviet Union appeared to be ahead in the space race.

Everyone freaked out when Russia launched the world's first satellite,

and then they actually sent a man into space. (Yuri Gagarin)

Even worse, there also appeared to be a missile gap in the Soviets favor,

and Khrushchev was so confident that he even allowed the US to set up a technology exhibit in Moscow,

attended by a certain Vice President Richard Nixon.

- "Check this out. We have color TV."

- "Yes, but we've been to space and can obliterate you with our massive nuclear arsenal."

- "Check out this vegetable peeler."

Tensions increased further when both sides upgraded their atomic bombs to hydrogen bombs.

And after West Germany was allowed to join NATO in 1955,

Khrushchev set up the defensive Warsaw Pact,

strengthening the military ties between the Soviet Union and its satellites states.

In 1960, Americans decided they wanted a new president who would be tough on communism.

So they elected John F. Kennedy.

The Soviet Union was advancing its technology,

but it was also bleeding its coffers dry

and all of the money was going towards the military,

not the people.

Life under communism was still as hard as ever, and Berlin remained a thorn in the Soviet side.

The contrast between the economically prosperous West

and the struggling East was clearer day-by-day

and East Berliners were still able to freely travel to the West.

Now, many of them were deciding to stay there.

Millions defected to West Germany via West Berlin,

causing Eastern factories to lose workers, and taking a heavy toll on the economy.

Soviet leaders decided this couldn't continue any longer.

First, Khrushchev tried this:

- "Leave West Berlin... or else"

- "Or else what?"

- "Or else... I'll be really mad at you."

- "Yeeeeah, no, we're gonna stay. Listen man. "

"West Berlin is ours, East Berlin is yours."

"That's just how it is.”

Kennedy felt pretty good about the show of American resolve.

But wait a second. Did you catch that? Let's replay it.

- "Eeeeeaaaasssst Beeeeeeeerrrliiiinn iiiissssss yooouuurrrrsss."

Uh-oh. Kennedy just told Khrushchev that the USA wouldn't interfere

in what the Soviets did with their section of Berlin.

So Khrushchev came up with a new idea:

- "We're gonna build a wall, and it's gonna be a big beautiful wall,"

"and it's gonna keep out all the Mexicans."

*Whisper* No, Sir that's wrong, its going to keep in the East Berliners.

- "Oh, sorry. It's gonna keep IN all the Mexicans."

*facepalm*

On August 13th, 1961,

Berliners woke up to find their city divided into two;

with barbed wire and guards blocking the border

between East and West.

Over time, a wall was constructed throughout the city.

Families were torn apart.

Thousands would risk their lives escaping over the wall

and hundreds would die trying.

To the despair of Berliners, the West were unable to do anything about it.

But the wall did put on full display the failure of the communist system.

As Kennedy said:

"Democracy is not perfect,"

"but we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in."

As part of the agreement between the two sides

US diplomats were still allowed to travel to East Berlin.

But suddenly East Berlin crossing guard started giving them the business

and Kennedy was like: "nu-uh".

In October the US rolled tanks up to the crossing point at Checkpoint Charlie as a show of strength.

The Soviets did the same and the two were in a standoff.

They stayed like that for sixteen hours and the world braced for nuclear Armageddon.

Thankfully though, Kennedy called Khrushchev directly and was like:

- "Hey man, this is getting way too hot!"

"How about you back your tanks up by an inch and we'll do the same?"

- "Sounds good. Okay."

- "How about you back your tanks up by another inch and we'll follow suit?"

- "All right... Hey, you wanna do another inch?"

And they both very slowly inched away from the apocalypse.

- "PHEW! Let's hope that's the biggest crisis of my presidency!"

It wasn't...