The Corrections | Exams - Part 2 | by Sabarish Kandregula | VIVA
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous script, a strict invigilator encounters a series of comical students during an exam correction session. The students' absurd answers and antics, including self-correction and nonsensical justifications, lead to a mix of wit and chaos. The invigilator's sarcastic responses and the students' creative, yet misguided, attempts to pass the exam create a light-hearted and entertaining narrative that satirizes the academic evaluation process.
Takeaways
- 😠 The invigilator is portrayed as a strict character who is also responsible for correcting the papers.
- 🤔 The script contains a humorous dialogue about the difficulty of the question paper and the students' reactions to it.
- 🤷♂️ Students are asked to hand over any cheat sheets, but they claim not to have any, leading to a sarcastic remark from the invigilator.
- 🎬 The script includes a movie reference where a student is asked about his attire, which he explains is for a movie role.
- 📝 There is a running gag where the term 'style' is humorously used to answer questions about physics concepts.
- 🤓 The student's answers are nonsensical and filled with puns, showing a lack of understanding of the subject matter.
- 😅 The invigilator sarcastically awards 'style marks' instead of actual grades, highlighting the student's lack of correct answers.
- 😒 The invigilator expresses frustration with the students' answers, which are filled with absurd explanations and pop culture references.
- 😅 A student attempts to justify his poor answers by claiming to have written them in a 'dynamic' way, using a pun on the word 'Dharmam'.
- 😡 The invigilator confronts a student who has corrected his own paper, leading to a humorous exchange about responsibility.
- 😆 The script ends with the invigilator deciding to cancel the exam and conduct it again, showing his exasperation with the students' antics.
Q & A
What is the role of the main character in the script?
-The main character in the script is a strict invigilator who is also responsible for correcting the exam papers.
What is the humorous situation regarding slips mentioned in the script?
-The invigilator asks students to hand over any slips they have, to which a student humorously replies that they kept a slip mentioning where the other slips are.
What is the significance of the word 'STYLE' in the script?
-In the script, 'STYLE' is used as a humorous reference to the student's belief in his own charm and confidence, which he considers as his 'God' and part of his identity.
How does the student justify his answers in the script?
-The student humorously justifies his answers by associating them with 'STYLE', claiming that he himself is the embodiment of modern physics and mass energy.
What is the student's response to the question about quantum mechanics?
-The student initially attempts to answer but then decides against it, humorously stating that every bike mechanic knows the answer, implying that he does not, as he is an engineer.
What is the humorous interaction regarding the exam correction?
-The invigilator is surprised to find that one of the papers is already corrected, to which the student humorously responds that he corrected it himself, leading to a witty exchange about who should correct the exam.
What is the student's creative explanation of 'Thermodynamics'?
-The student humorously breaks down 'Thermodynamics' into 'Thermo' meaning 'Dharmam' (equity) in Telugu and 'Dynamic', suggesting that one who does 'Dharmam' dynamically is 'Thermodynamics'.
How does the student humorously respond to the invigilator's request for red ink?
-The student agrees to use red ink next time to avoid getting the invigilator caught by the principal, humorously acknowledging the consequences of not following the norm.
What is the student's response to the question about thermal energy?
-The student provides a correct definition of thermal energy, stating that it is the energy that comes from heat and increases with the movement of particles.
How does the script use humor to address the students' exam answers?
-The script uses humor to highlight the students' creative but incorrect or nonsensical answers, such as rapping their responses or writing movie reviews instead of scientific explanations.
What is the final outcome of the exam according to the script?
-The invigilator decides to cancel the exam due to the students' antics and announces that a new exam will be conducted the next day.
Outlines
😡 Strict Invigilator and Exam Shenanigans
The first paragraph introduces a stern invigilator who is in charge of a challenging exam. The script is filled with humorous exchanges between the invigilator and the students. The invigilator demands any cheat sheets, and the students, of course, deny having any. The invigilator, who will also correct the papers, uses sarcasm and wit to address the students' antics, such as writing 'STYLE' instead of an answer and claiming to be 'modern physics'. The invigilator also humorously awards 'style marks' and comments on the students' creative but incorrect answers. The paragraph ends with the invigilator's frustration and the promise of a re-exam.
😅 Bizarre Exam Answers and Student Creativity
The second paragraph continues the theme of an exam setting but shifts focus to the students' creative and often nonsensical answers. The invigilator interacts with the students, who provide absurd explanations for physics concepts, such as defining 'Gauss Law' with a nonsensical string of words and attributing 'Hooke's law' to the energy from heat. The invigilator sarcastically praises one student for her answers, contrasting her with the others. The humor is heightened by the inclusion of movie references and the students' various tactics to avoid failing, including offers of bribes and pleas for leniency. The paragraph concludes with the invigilator's exasperation and the announcement of a re-exam.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Invigilator
💡Slip
💡Modern Physics
💡Quantum Mechanics
💡Mass Energy
💡Thermodynamics
💡Equity
💡Exam
💡Correcting Papers
💡Gauss Law
💡Thermal Energy
Highlights
The invigilator is portrayed as very strict, setting the tone for the examination.
Students are caught with slips, indicating potential cheating attempts.
The invigilator reveals he will be correcting the papers, adding pressure to the students.
A student named Dheeru uses humor to deflect questions about slips.
The invigilator's sarcastic remarks about modern physics and 'style'.
Students' answers are filled with puns and non-academic references.
The invigilator mocks the students' lack of understanding of basic physics concepts.
A student humorously tries to pass off 'style' as an answer in physics.
The invigilator's frustration with the students' non-serious approach to the exam.
A student's creative but incorrect explanation of thermodynamics.
The invigilator's sarcastic comment about the Titanic analogy in explaining thermodynamics.
A student's audacious self-correction of the exam paper.
The invigilator's humorous threat to cancel the exam due to students' antics.
A student's attempt to bribe the invigilator with PayTM for a pass.
The invigilator's final decision to cancel the exam and conduct a retest.
Students' reliance on the invigilator's trust for passing, despite their poor performance.
A student's creative but irrelevant answer mixing physics with a movie review.
The invigilator's struggle to maintain seriousness amidst the students' humor.
Transcripts
I'm not just any invigilator, but very strict.
Heard that the question paper is tough?
How would I know, Sir?
If anyone brought slips, hand them over to me now!
We didn't bring them to give you...
So you kept a Slip, mentioning where the other slips are!
It is me who is going to correct your papers! I will see you all soon
Hey, it seems today is the corrections day
I am seeing these stunts from my birth!
So, my dear scriptwriters, shall we start?
Yeah, go ahead...
Ooo, he heard it this time too..
Hey, youth icon, are you worried?
I'm not worried about me, but for you...
Oh, is it? You better cut off your extras
Can you guess our first contestant?
It's Stylish Dheeru, come here boy
Why do you have karcheifs tied all over your body? Do you have a running nose?
No sir, I have been selected for a movie
Ooo, do we have to bear that too, What's the name of the movie, btw?
'Alladisthaa' (will shake and shock you)
Okay, let us see how good you shook the paper with your answers
What is this man? You have written 'STYLE' here
'STYLE' is my God sir
Okay
First question, What is modern physics?
Modern physics can be explained in a modern way
What is modern? Modern is nothing but style.
Who is style?
I am the style
So I am the modern physics. Hence proved.
Oh.. that means you are calling yourself the modern physics?
Yes sir
Second question
What is mass energy?
What is mass? Mass is nothing but class.
Who is in class?
Style is in class
Who is style?
You are the style.
Here you go
What do I do with this ('Style'/100) sir?
Those are style marks, my son!
What are these man?
They might not have stuck well sir
What do you mean by sticking man?
Huh!
What are these? huh?
Had to stick them due to insufficient time
Amazing talent. Go, come next year, Zero for now!
Sir!! At least give me marks for what I have written
Oh.. so you are confident about the written part?
Yes sir, I'm very confident
Go ahead, read it out
Quantum mechanics is...
Ah, never mind sir...
R.E.A.D... MMM..!
Every bike mechanic knows this answer
But I can say proudly that I do not know the answer
Because I am not a mechanic.
I am an engineer
Nooooo
Re-re engineer
Heyy... how many did you get bro?
35
(Typical Indian praising)
-35
(Typical Indian realisation)
My dear youth icon.. come.. come..
Sir, please give some random marks as like...
Will you come here? Or shall I courier this to your home?
'Thermodynamics' is divided and explained in two parts
Aahh? is it?
Why did you break this like a Titanic Ship?
I have stick them back in the end sir
'Thermo' is nothing but 'Dharmam' (equity) in telugu
Dynamic is nothing but dynamic in english
One who does 'Dharmam' dynamically is 'Thermodynamics'
That's why I warned you before, to give some random mark
Do you think this is a Housey game? to give random marks
Sir, you are not obeying equity
Hey, what are you talking?
We write answers as we like, but you are correcting them, which no one likes. This is not equity sir
Anyways, Why not obey your equity, here you go...
Sir, what is this 'DHARMAM'- equity, sir?
Yeah, that too in a dynamic way
Next
Aaah, how come this paper is already corrected?
Hey, who the heck corrected his own paper?
Why are you yelling, sir?
Huh, nothing, was just curious to know who corrected...
If you don't mind, can you come here once?
Could I ask you a question?
Sure, you have that freedom!
Why did you correct your own paper?
Who prepared for the exam?
You!
Who wrote the exam?
You only!
Then, who should correct the paper?
Of course, you..
You got your answer, see!
A small request from my end
Hmm
Could you please use red ink from the next time. otherwise I would get caught by the principal
Sure sir
Ah, Sure, eh?
Which supplement exam, did you write today?
Chemistry sir
Oh, you are done with the exam right? Take those off
Oh
Sorry sir
Among these 3 papers, which one is yours?
I think this one sir...
You T.H.I.N.K!
Ha
Oh, to whom should I give the marks for the other two papers? To you? or to the others?
If possible give those marks to me sir, otherwise, your wish
Okay, Let us see what have you written
Gauss Law is the the why we when how hello he is she then thus this those this dash it how is itt
Thus this when shall pull fish prawns?!!
Are you Eminem's brother, to write RAP?
It happened, just like that
Just like that!
Sir, at least give 1 mark per page
Sure, why not?
Here, take it
Sir, Where are the marks?
Put on the 3D glasses man, you would then see
Sirrrrr
You come next year again. Write supply. Then I pass
What is thermal energy?
The thermal energy is the energy that comes from the heat
The faster the particles move, the more is the heat generated
Woah, may I see the gem who has written this?
It's me, Sir!
Oh, so is it you my dear! Please come...
Shame on you all boys, learn from this girl. She is outstanding
Read it fully and you will be out-standing
What is Hooke's law?
Hooke's law can be defined as the energy that comes from the heat is Hookes' law
and faster the particles move the more the Hooke's law is generated.
What is quantum theory? Quantum theory is the that comes from the heat
And this is the quantum theory
What is p-n junction diode?
The p-n junction diode is the heat energy that comes from the energy of heat
What are these lyrics?
They are not lyrics, it's Physics
Great lady!! You should be sent to Mars explorations...
Hey Durga, How many did you get?
6 - 6
Come bro .. come bro ..come bro... sit by my side bro
Thermsibiphilia
Quantum chilakottia
Hey.. The beginning letter and the ending are fine, but what did you mess up in between?
Sir, this is just a warm up sir.. You will understand from the next page sir...
Thermodynamics is nothing but Prabhas lifting shivalingam is highlight?!
Shivagami did a very well and Tamannah is beautipul
I trusted Kattappa, but he killed Baahubali, which is tearful
Graphics are modable. Rajamouli stamp is powerful
Hmm.. rightt, exactly..!!
'As long as you are by my side, no one can fail me in exams' #Jai Physicsmathi!!
Is this an answer or a movie review?
Sir, please pas me sir... I would transfer money in PayTM
Money - PayTM - Pass you?
Sir, this is sorrowful
Stop it, you bloody fool
First tell me what are you thinking of yourselves?
One writes what he feels.. one writes what he likes...
and then there is one who keeps rapping the answer
One writes then thus this dhum..dhadel..
One says, he is only Physics!
first tell...te..tell me..
What is your gut? You think whatever is the crap, We give you marks?
It is becuase of our trust that you would pass us irrespective of what we write sir
I'm cancelling this exam..
Come prepared tomorrow, I'll conduct another one tomorrow
I am seeing these stunts from my birth!
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