Bronies Need Mental Help

Face Destroyer Inc.
8 Jul 201204:24

Summary

TLDRThe video script features a passionate and humorous rant by Selling Rob, who expresses his strong disapproval of adult men watching 'My Little Pony,' a show intended for young children. He uses exaggerated language and scenarios to emphasize his point, suggesting that watching the show is a waste of time for grown men and humorously threatens those who do. The script is filled with humor and sarcasm, poking fun at the idea of adult 'bronies' and their enthusiasm for the show.

Takeaways

  • 😠 The speaker expresses strong frustration about adult men watching 'My Little Pony', which is a show typically aimed at young girls.
  • đŸ€” The speaker questions the appropriateness of adults, particularly men in their mid-20s, watching a children's show.
  • 😡 The speaker uses strong language and aggressive tone to convey his disapproval of the behavior.
  • 👕 The speaker mentions wearing 'My Little Pony' merchandise as a sarcastic point to make about the fans of the show.
  • đŸ‘« He suggests that the reason some men watch the show might be because their girlfriends do, but he criticizes this as an insufficient reason.
  • đŸ”„ The speaker talks about elements of the show, such as characters with different attributes like fire and wind, indicating he has some knowledge of the show's content.
  • đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž The speaker admits he might be mixing up details from 'My Little Pony' with another show, showing some confusion or lack of focus in his complaint.
  • đŸš« He makes a strong statement that watching 'My Little Pony' as an adult male is not acceptable and should be stopped.
  • đŸ—Łïž The speaker uses exaggerated claims about his own violent tendencies as a metaphor to emphasize his extreme stance against adult 'My Little Pony' viewers.
  • 🌙 The speaker ends with a paradoxical statement about watching 'My Little Pony' after a day of exaggerated violent acts, adding a layer of irony to his rant.
  • đŸ€Ż The overall message is one of confusion and disapproval regarding the adult fandom of 'My Little Pony', with a heavy use of hyperbole and offensive language.

Q & A

  • What is the speaker's primary complaint about the show 'My Little Pony'?

    -The speaker is upset that adult men are watching a show that is intended for young girls, which he finds creepy.

  • What is the speaker's view on the appropriate age group for watching 'My Little Pony'?

    -The speaker believes that 'My Little Pony' is suitable for children around the age of five to ten years old.

  • Why does the speaker find it disturbing for adults to watch 'My Little Pony'?

    -The speaker thinks that watching the show is a waste of time for adults and suggests they could be doing more productive activities.

  • What is the speaker's reaction to the idea of someone wearing 'My Little Pony' merchandise?

    -The speaker mocks the idea, suggesting that it should attract the attention of others in a negative way, like a magnet.

  • What does the speaker suggest as an alternative to watching 'My Little Pony'?

    -The speaker recommends watching something more adult-oriented, such as pornography or action movies that involve explosions.

  • What is the speaker's opinion about the character with purple hair in 'My Little Pony'?

    -The speaker dismisses the character, indicating a lack of interest or understanding of the show's characters.

  • What does the speaker imply about the character with the 'heart' cutie mark in 'My Little Pony'?

    -The speaker seems to feel that the character with the heart cutie mark is underutilized or overlooked in the show.

  • What is the speaker's stance on the use of violence or aggressive language in his speech?

    -The speaker uses violent and aggressive language to emphasize his disapproval of adult men watching 'My Little Pony'.

  • Why does the speaker mention killing people in his speech?

    -The speaker uses hyperbolic language to exaggerate his toughness and to further distance himself from the idea of watching 'My Little Pony'.

  • What is the speaker's final message about watching 'My Little Pony'?

    -The speaker concludes that if an adult man is watching 'My Little Pony', he should reconsider his choices and find more appropriate entertainment.

Outlines

00:00

😡 Discontent with Adult Bronies

The speaker, Selling Rob, expresses his frustration and disgust with adult men who watch 'My Little Pony,' a show intended for young children. He criticizes the behavior as creepy and questions the social acceptability of such actions. He further mocks the idea of watching the show for its content, such as 'friendship blasts,' and the characters' interactions. Rob also addresses the potential negative impact on relationships, suggesting that watching the show might hinder romantic connections. He ends with a strong statement, threatening those who watch the show with physical harm, emphasizing his disapproval.

đŸ€” Reflecting on the Show's Appeal

In this paragraph, the speaker continues his rant, questioning why anyone would choose to watch 'My Little Pony' over other more adult-oriented content. He suggests alternatives like watching 'porn' or action-packed shows. Rob also humorously imagines the show's characters and their supposed roles in the episode, mentioning elements like fire and wind, and the character with a 'heart.' Despite his sarcasm and disdain, he acknowledges that he is planning to watch the show later, revealing a possible internal conflict or hypocrisy in his stance.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Bronies

Bronies is a term used to describe adult fans of the animated television series 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. The term is significant in this video as it represents the group of people the speaker is criticizing for watching a show intended for a younger audience. The speaker uses this term to express his disapproval and confusion about why grown men would be interested in a show typically aimed at children.

💡My Little Pony

My Little Pony is an animated television series that has gained a significant following among children and, notably, adult men, as mentioned in the script. The show is a central point of contention in the video, with the speaker questioning the appropriateness of adults watching it. The speaker repeatedly mentions the show to emphasize his disbelief and to mock those who watch it.

💡Creepiness

In the context of this video, 'creepiness' is used to describe the speaker's perception of adults watching 'My Little Pony'. The speaker finds it unsettling and inappropriate for grown men to be interested in a children's show, labeling it as 'creepy'. This term is used to convey a sense of discomfort and disapproval towards the behavior of the 'bronies'.

💡Friendship Blast

The term 'Friendship Blast' is a play on words used by the speaker to mock the show's themes of friendship and unity. It is a sarcastic reference to the show's concept of 'friendship magic', which the speaker finds ridiculous. The speaker uses this term to ridicule the show's content and the idea that adults would be engaged by such themes.

💡Gangster

The speaker refers to himself as a 'gangster' to contrast his tough, aggressive persona with the perceived innocence and naivety of 'My Little Pony'. This term is used to emphasize the speaker's disapproval of the show and to create a stark contrast between his image and the show's intended audience. It serves to further highlight the absurdity he sees in adults watching the show.

💡Nuts

In this video, 'nuts' is used metaphorically to refer to the testicles of men, symbolizing masculinity. The speaker suggests that men who watch 'My Little Pony' are not using their masculinity, implying that they are behaving in a way that is not traditionally masculine. This term is used to criticize and mock the behavior of the 'bronies'.

💡Girlfriend

The speaker mentions a 'girlfriend' in the context of someone who might watch 'My Little Pony'. This is used to illustrate a scenario where a man might feel compelled to watch the show because his partner does, even though he might not be interested in it. It serves to highlight the speaker's belief that men should not be influenced by their partners' interests in this way.

💡Killing

The speaker uses the term 'killing' in a hyperbolic manner to emphasize his extreme disapproval of watching 'My Little Pony'. He metaphorically suggests that he would rather commit violent acts than watch the show, highlighting his strong negative feelings towards the show and its adult viewers.

💡Midnight Sparkle

Midnight Sparkle is a character from 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. The speaker mentions this character to further mock the show and its fans. By referencing a specific character, the speaker underscores his disdain for the show's content and the adult viewers who are engaged by it.

💡Strengths

The speaker sarcastically refers to the 'strengths' of the characters in 'My Little Pony', suggesting that they use their individual strengths to overcome problems and unite. This is used to ridicule the show's themes and plotlines, which the speaker finds overly simplistic and unappealing for adults.

💡Cigarette

The speaker mentions a 'cigarette' as part of his exaggerated persona, suggesting that he is a 'cold ass killer' who smokes. This is used to further contrast his tough image with the innocence of 'My Little Pony'. The mention of a cigarette serves to emphasize the speaker's disapproval of the show and its adult fans.

Highlights

Selling Rob expresses frustration with the acceptance of adult men watching 'My Little Pony', a show intended for young girls.

He questions the appropriateness of grown men watching a show meant for children aged five to ten years old.

Rob uses strong language to criticize the behavior, labeling it as 'creepy'.

He mocks the idea of 'friendship blasts' and the social aspects of the show's fanbase.

Rob sarcastically talks about wearing My Little Pony merchandise to attract attention from fans.

He suggests that watching the show is affecting the social lives and romantic relationships of its adult male viewers.

Rob humorously discusses the show's characters and their roles, questioning the lack of attention given to a character with a 'heart'.

He expresses confusion about the show's themes and elements, such as fire, wind, and unity.

Rob uses exaggerated language to emphasize his disdain for the show, threatening to 'kick' viewers.

He offers alternative activities for the viewers, such as watching adult content or action movies.

Rob claims to be a 'gangster' and uses hyperbolic violence to distance himself from the show's audience.

He humorously admits to planning to watch 'My Little Pony' despite his previous statements.

Rob ends with a reference to the show's main character, Twilight Sparkle, and his intention to watch the show at midnight.

Transcripts

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what's up [ __ ] this is selling Rob

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and I have had enough enough alright I

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taking it anymore somebody's got to say

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something and I guess it's got to be me

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it's always got to be me so I'm gonna

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[ __ ] I'm gonna take care of business

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as usual all right

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so nobody's gonna say something about

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these [ __ ] bronies when did it become

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okay for grown-ass men to watch a show

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for little [ __ ] girls all right

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because that's what it is my little pony

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I'm gonna say the age group for that's

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probably about five to ten years old um

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when your 2627 watching it you know what

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that is that's [ __ ] creepy that's

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what that is all right just get the [ __ ]

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out of my face man trying to take you

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seriously and you're [ __ ] trying to

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tell me you watch my little pony oh oh

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man you catching you my little pony last

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night all man you catch a [ __ ]

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friendship blast all word [ __ ]

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friendship blast like a [ __ ] all

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day son

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and they [ __ ] their give their

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[ __ ] gas high-fives however they

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[ __ ] do it and their little clubs or

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whatever all right give me a [ __ ]

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break

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y'all are [ __ ] y'all wonder why you

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ain't getting no [ __ ] Oh where's the

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[ __ ] at

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uh-uh I wore my [ __ ] I wore my my

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little pony sure gum old pony head over

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my little pony boxers and my my little

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pony shoes why ain't the [ __ ] just all

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over me it should just be [ __ ] this

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like magnetized I should be use as a

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[ __ ] magnet just they should just be

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flying at my [ __ ] face give me a

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[ __ ] break man god damn it

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okay just because your girlfriend

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watches my little pony doesn't mean you

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have to watch it too you can go watch

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some porn or [ __ ] something that

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blows up man because you are actually

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setting time aside to watch my little

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pony you're like me I gotta watch this

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later man oh [ __ ] me I don't know if I'm

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gonna be able to have sex with my

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girlfriend later

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watch my little pony okay who the [ __ ]

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that [ __ ] one with the purple hair or

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whatever okay I mean that pony's

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probably gonna be doing some stuff on

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this episode and I gotta see what it is

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I mean there's probably some friendships

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maybe some some problems that need to be

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overcome and you know they have to use

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their strengths to unite okay and

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there's like fire okay there's like wind

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there's fire and then there's Hart and I

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remember then they never did anything

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with Hart man that kid that got heart

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got screwed man I may be thinking of a

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different show right now but I'm pretty

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sure that show sucks T so I'm okay um

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basically what I'm saying is if your

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nuts have dropped and you're watching My

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Little Pony then I'm about to kick you

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in your nuts

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so they disappear again because you're

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not using the nuts anymore they're just

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there

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all right taking up space because you

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could be watching anything anything

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alright anything other than My Little

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Pony it is not cool

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I don't don't get it man just break

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brain hemorrhage

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I don't even smoke [ __ ] word I'm a

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[ __ ] I'm a cold ass killer

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straight-up gangster okay

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I'll [ __ ] kill you right now I

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[ __ ] smoke cigs I'm gonna [ __ ]

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alright I [ __ ] your [ __ ] [ __ ] up I'll

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burn me with this [ __ ] cigarette piss

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on your face all right

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[ __ ] I killed 14 people this morning

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for breakfast planning on killing 14

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more okay and then I'm gonna [ __ ]

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kill 13 later on because I'm going to

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take [ __ ] lunch break so there's a

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little time there but I'm going to kill

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when we make up for later on all right

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but later that night I got to watch my

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little pony mother [ __ ] all right

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that midnight Sparkle it's about to be

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all up in this [ __ ]

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