The Hawk Tuah Girl Must Be Stopped
Summary
TLDRThe video script revolves around the internet sensation Haley Welch, known as the 'Hawk Tua girl,' who is launching a podcast called 'Talk to It.' The podcast's debut sparks a mix of intrigue and skepticism, with discussions on her sudden fame, the public's varied reactions, and her attempts to leverage her viral moment. The script humorously speculates on the podcast's future, including potential guests and the host's unscripted, candid style. It also touches on the challenges of maintaining relevance in the digital age and the public's fascination with viral stars.
Takeaways
- 😀 The script is a comedic podcast discussing Haley Welch, known as the 'Hawk Tua girl', who gained internet fame and is now starting a podcast.
- 🎙️ The podcast is named 'Talk to a Girl', which seems to be a play on her viral catchphrase, and it features conversations with guests including Whitney Cummings.
- 🔥 There is a mixed reaction to Haley's attempt to extend her 15 minutes of fame, with some critics suggesting she's trying too hard to stay relevant.
- 📹 The podcast's promotional material and trailer are mocked for being scripted and inauthentic, indicating a lack of genuine content.
- 🤔 The script raises questions about the sustainability of internet fame and the lengths to which individuals will go to maintain a career from viral moments.
- 🎬 The podcast's intro and content are criticized for being overly produced, suggesting a disconnect between Haley's public persona and her genuine self.
- 😂 The script includes jokes and commentary on Haley's personal life, including her family background and her experiences with fame.
- 🎤 There's a mention of a potential collaboration with Jake Paul, hinting at the type of guests and content that might be featured on the podcast.
- 📈 The script speculates on the future of Haley's career, pondering whether she will continue to find success or if her fame will fade.
- 👎 The overall tone of the script is skeptical and critical, suggesting that the creators of the podcast do not believe in the long-term viability of Haley's endeavors.
Q & A
What is the main topic of discussion in the podcast mentioned in the script?
-The main topic of discussion in the podcast is Haley Welch, also known as the 'Hawk Tua girl', and her decision to start a podcast called 'Talk to a Girl'.
What is the general sentiment towards Haley Welch's podcast among the podcasters in the script?
-The podcasters in the script express skepticism and criticism towards Haley Welch's podcast, questioning its relevance and her motives for starting it.
What is the origin of the nickname 'Hawk Tua girl'?
-The nickname 'Hawk Tua girl' originates from a viral video where Haley Welch is seen saying 'Hawk Tua' and spitting on a microphone at a bar.
How does the script suggest Haley Welch is capitalizing on her viral fame?
-The script suggests that Haley Welch is capitalizing on her viral fame by starting a podcast and attempting to build an internet career off of her 15 minutes of fame.
What is the reaction of the podcasters to the idea of Haley Welch making a podcast?
-The podcasters react with disbelief and sarcasm, questioning why people would be interested in her podcast and mocking the concept.
What is the significance of the phrase 'close P cigar' mentioned in the script?
-The phrase 'close P cigar' is used as a catchphrase or inside joke between the podcasters, but its specific meaning is not explained in the script.
Who is Whitney Cummings and what is her role in the podcast as per the script?
-Whitney Cummings is a guest on Haley Welch's podcast 'Talk to a Girl', and she is introduced as someone who is 'very dear' to Haley.
What does the script imply about the content and production quality of Haley Welch's podcast?
-The script implies that the content of Haley Welch's podcast is scripted and not genuine, with the podcasters criticizing it as 'painfully scripted' and of poor quality.
What is the podcasters' opinion on the potential success of 'Talk to a Girl'?
-The podcasters express doubt about the long-term success of 'Talk to a Girl', suggesting it might be a fleeting trend and not a sustainable venture.
What is the podcasters' view on the public's reaction to Haley Welch's viral moment?
-The podcasters believe that the public's reaction to Haley Welch's viral moment is temporary and that she is trying to extend her fame beyond its natural lifespan.
Outlines
😀 Introduction to the 'Hawk Tua Girl' Podcast
The paragraph introduces a podcast featuring Haley Welch, known as the 'Hawk Tua girl', who gained internet fame. The speaker humorously discusses her sudden rise to fame and the public's mixed reactions to her attempt to capitalize on it through a podcast. The conversation includes speculation about her future endeavors, such as appearing in movies, and the speaker's personal opinion on the matter, suggesting that the content of her podcast is not of high quality.
🎙️ Behind the Scenes of 'Talk Tua' Podcast
This paragraph delves into the production and content of Haley Welch's podcast, 'Talk Tua'. It highlights the scripted nature of the show, the awkward interactions, and the inclusion of celebrity guests like Whitney Cummings. The speaker critiques the podcast's authenticity and the host's attempt to appear relatable, suggesting that the show is more about maintaining relevance than providing engaging content. The paragraph also touches on the host's personal life and her interactions with other celebrities.
🤔 The Future of 'Talk Tua' and Public Engagement
The final paragraph speculates on the future of 'Talk Tua' and the host's strategy for maintaining her audience's interest. It discusses the potential for the podcast to evolve into more explicit content and the speaker's personal take on the show's quality and appeal. The paragraph also includes a call to action for viewers to engage with the content, suggesting that the host's approach to podcasting is driven by a desire for popularity rather than a commitment to providing valuable or insightful discussions.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Haley Welch
💡Viral
💡Podcast
💡Fame
💡Script
💡Authenticity
💡TikTok
💡Relevance
💡Pooky
💡Crack Baby
Highlights
Discussion about the viral 'Hawk Tua' girl and her attempt to capitalize on her fame with a podcast.
Mention of the 'Hawk Tua' girl's potential to make a career out of her viral moment.
Speculation on the authenticity of the 'Hawk Tua' girl's memory of her viral statement.
Comparison of the 'Hawk Tua' girl's situation to other internet sensations like Jake Paul.
Introduction of Haley Welch, the 'Hawk Tua' girl, and her new podcast venture.
Criticism of the public's continued interest in Haley Welch and her podcast.
Humor about the predictability of Haley Welch's podcast content and format.
Satirical take on the idea of Haley Welch making a sex tape with Jake Paul.
Commentary on the scripted nature of Haley Welch's podcast and her image.
Mockery of Haley Welch's podcast intro and its awkwardness.
Discussion on the public's right to their own opinions and how it relates to Haley Welch's fame.
Humor about the potential for Haley Welch's podcast to reach a thousand episodes.
Predictions on the future of Haley Welch's career and podcast.
Commentary on the irony of Haley Welch's podcast name and its relation to her viral moment.
Critique of the podcast's production quality and Haley Welch's on-camera presence.
Interview with Whitney Cummings as a guest on Haley Welch's podcast.
Humor about Haley Welch's potential to do explicit content if her podcast fails.
Call to action for viewers to engage with the content and provide feedback on future video topics.
Transcripts
what's up brother you got to say your
thing
now that's
awesome or not do the thing I can't do
the thing it's okay it's all right you
see you said you're from
Louisiana huh wait I thought you I just
I was just guing based on no didn't oh
God
damn close P cigar what close P cigar
what does that mean it's like a catch
bre is this chemistry we have
right on that note gentlemen let's say
you're having trouble getting it up and
you want to buy something to fix that
problem oh my God talk to of the podcast
today we're talking about Haley Welch
but nobody knows Haley Welch as that
they all know her as the talk to a girl
uh or sorry the hawk Tu a girl you know
spit on that thing I mean it's a
well-renowned internet sens not even it
it's a well-renowned uh sensation but uh
I mean bro people have been having a lot
of things to say about uh this girl the
Haw Tua girl people are pissed bro
they're like oh she has 3 seconds of
Fame and and she's trying to make an
internet career out of it if you guys
saw the original clip I mean she's out
at a bar it's probably past midnight I
guarantee you she didn't even remember
saying that [ __ ] the like night it
happened she probably woke up the next
day saw it was viral and she was like
you know what I hate my [ __ ] job I'm
going to just talk to on [ __ ] Jake
Paul's imagine Chris Collins worth from
Sunday Night Football and the hawk Tua
girl in the same room it's some story
this guy but pretty much a few days ago
she came out with the trailer for her
podcast uh yeah she's literally doing
anything to stay Rel does anyone
actually give a [ __ ] about her why are
we keeping this girl relevant you're 15
minutes are up your joke was funny for 2
days stop y'all really thought I was
done I'm just getting started baby this
is proof that God doesn't exist by the
way he would never allow this to happen
no but no [ __ ] I dead ass don't
really care if the HW Tu a girl makes a
podcast matter of fact I expect her to
do way more [ __ ] than this in in 2 years
she'll be in [ __ ] movies okay it's
going to be like the catch me outside
[ __ ] my question is like why are people
surprised she's doing this imagine it's
you right it's 2: a.m. you're outside
with like your friends and you're [ __ ]
up one of the Tik Tok Street interview
people say uh how do you I don't even
know what the question was I don't even
remember I don't even want to watch it
but it was something along the lines of
like uh I don't know how do you suck
dick um and and she was like yeah to
Hawk Tua and spit on the
thing dude I just really explained the
joke but yeah imagine you wake up hung
over and you see you go viral and it's
like dude why would you not want to just
do that I mean I don't know you could
say like oh you're making an
embarrassment out of yourself or
whatever I don't know man I don't know I
and she is putting on a show here
tonight it smells warm you yeah what's
one move in bed that makes a girl go
crazy oh [ __ ] yeah dude we're getting
some real conversational on uh on talk
to it bro got her asking Jake Paul the
craziest move what if HW Tua girl films
a sex tape with Jake Paul where she
proceeds to HW Tua on that thing so hard
I'm highy wh a little while ago my life
took a complete left turn and it changed
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forever okay like I'll just leave my
opinion right here okay on this whole
[ __ ] ordeal I don't care that she's
making a [ __ ] podcast I'm doing the
video because it's a popular topic and
it's going to make for a funny video
right I'm having fun you're having fun
HW t girls having fun but the actual
content itself dude holy [ __ ] is it ass
right what the [ __ ] is she talking about
she's like I'm just a small town girl
that I'm [ __ ] I got whoever wrote
this script man dude dude whoever wrote
this script also I find it so funny that
she's using this picture with Sketch
when that clip at the intro of the video
was like probably the most awkward
interaction I've ever seen between
humans along the way I've realized that
everybody's entitled to their own
opinion well now it's my time to
talk along the way she realized everyone
has the right to their own
opinion what yeah back when I was in
elementary school and I learned about
Rosa Parks and segregation I realized
that everyone's actually equal and they
could all talk and voice their opinion
check out my check
out check out that's what we're getting
on [ __ ] talk to it dude that's what
we're getting bro no wonder people are
buying into this [ __ ] every week talk to
them where I'm sitting down with the
coolest guest and having actual
conversations with them and Pooky who is
Pooky who is Pooky he may stop by too
doodes every week subscribe to that
[Music]
thing subscribe to that thing [ __ ]
Pooky having actual
conversations because you know all these
other podcasts
nah bro that's just [ __ ]
AI when you die and arrive at the gates
of hell before you can enter in you have
to watch the first episode of talk Tua
666 times come on Haley it's not that
bad oh dude I already know what this
going to be it's going to be one of
those painfully scripted videos look at
the intro look at the camera work just
prepare yourself for this dude all right
it's to get out of the bed and quit
rotting Haley get up Haley get up and
then she got the matte rif pillow but
yeah she wants to [ __ ] Matt rfe um the
hawk T girl wants to there was this
thing that she did it was like a clip or
some [ __ ] of Matt re and her talking it
was almost worse than the sketch clip
see if we can get Matt re get on him I
asked haey her celebrity crush Miss
Haley Welch yeah Miss Haley Welch how
are you I'm good how are you I'm doing
doing better now why am I blushing why
am I
blushing I feel like GLA Maxwell how old
are you 21 how's your mom my mom a
crackhead you don't want her is she an
actual crackhead yeah I'm a crack baby
are you yeah why it I'm so funny okay
she might be your soulmate how are you
enjoying Fame I mean it's okay have some
fun save some crack for the rest of us
okay okay when he says don't get too big
for your britches he means don't gain
weight God no preferably stay below like
a I don't know a zero I'm in Nashville
August 24th doing Bridgestone Arena do
you want to come
out yeah do you want front row or do you
want to be off to the side like
backstage what do you prefer put me back
there with you my boy all
right I was like what's your ideal man
and she was like um uh great eyes great
teeth dark hair I was like I think
you're just describing that right I love
you Matt thank you love you too Whitney
Love You Haley see you soon okay okay
bye the bucket in up right now are you
squirting over what's happening don't
say that okay okay H I'm the one saying
dirty
[ __ ] I love that your opening line with
Matt R was I'm a crack baby I have no
brain
cell all right I'm ready to talk so I
wanted to start my podcast out here in B
oh my God she said the thing she's ready
to talk she's ready to talk to her
episode one Tennessee where I was born
at and where I've been ever since until
a few weeks ago and everything changed
no really I even learned that you can't
bring a b oh my God this is just she's
reading off a [ __ ] script and uh
she's already has Hollywood ties Diddy
ties Michael Ruben ties and it's just
honestly [ __ ] crazy that they're
going for this relatable like Midwest
girl aesthetic for the Haley Welch talk
TOA [ __ ] even though you know she
doesn't want to keep repeating the joke
I can't do the thing but she'll gladly
call her podcast talk to us stupid as
[ __ ] cut her on a plane so we'll be
talking about all the crazy stuff that's
happened since I got into this mess and
the stuff that me and Chelsea like to do
before all this happened and I want you
guys to get to know me better than Haw
and I want you guys to get to know me
better than Hawk too no okay so let's
just call that the podcast oh but it's
just a catchy uh name it's like all
right I could see the argument or
whatever the [ __ ] you want to say right
dude but it's like at the same time you
would think she' have like a different
[ __ ] name like are we really going to
be at talk to at episode 694 I know
that's the origin story but
like I'm just kidding bro I'm just
kidding man it's cool I like I like talk
to it obviously I know I know how I know
how you know the internet works too like
you really got to put your emphas yeah
you're not saying Tu you're saying
T I never thought I'll be sitting here
like getting actually triggered about I
was like okay what's wrong I at the
beginning I was like you know who cares
if she's dude if you watch it dude it's
actually horrible like there there's
someone who's laugh there people
laughing at that know like you got to
really put your back into you know my
first guest is going to be somebody
that's very dear to me Miss Whitney
coming make sure you hit follow on talk
to her wherever you get she got Whitney
Cummings on the
podcast your podcast we're releasing
episodes every Tuesday and for those of
you watching on YouTube be sure you like
comment and subscribe subscribe to that
thing
is that her new catchphrase for the
channel subscribe to that thing her
channel is just an Abomination it's a
creature it's just a thing it's like the
blob the 1970
[Music]
film oh so cor oh it's it's like it's
like a southern you know it's like you
got the Hat it's like [ __ ] Applebees
2009 keep all this in this is the key to
you is don't overthink anything don't
plan or plot
anything the key to your success is just
flying by the seat of your pants and
being exactly who you are that's why I
think me and you connect on a different
level I think so
too we both okay This Woman's kind of
scaring me a little bit also find the
same men in their 20s attractive yeah we
have we find the same men in their TW
she looks like she's about 40 years old
welcome back to talk Tua today I got
welcome
back what do you mean welcome back this
is [ __ ] episode one dude you don't
say welcome back on episode one you
can't just [ __ ] come dude you have to
earn welcome back you have to at least
create episode one this is a goddamn
thievery right here it's the brain of
the masses Whitney Cummings you already
seen her wait this is Whitney Cummings
dude I don't even know who Whitney
Cummings is bro I'm not gonna lie I
thought she was like some kind of like
honestly I thought she was like a like a
country singer
and then we got our two guests down here
in the floor we have Harley Harley's a
little blind but she still gets around
and then uhoh r where' r go right here
then we have R down here R is a little
bit feisty okay so she has her Taxidermy
animals on the floor uh rewriting
history let's just get to this yeah
how'd that go I was
just good cuz afterwards you did Bill
Mah you did I got a history lection or
lecture from him yeah how'd that go I
was
just the whole time it went right over
my head I hated history in school and I
was just well what's the point of
memorizing any history cuz we've now
learned that none of it was
true when I grew up all right so guys
there's two ways this could go if my
theory earlier in the video is
true basically this person's going to
get like super popular and talk to it
might make it to a thousand episodes or
imagine this whole entire thing falls
off the wagon is she going to do
explicit
content I feel like that's just like the
easiest thing she could do if she still
doesn't want to you know I don't know
dude if you guys enjoyed the video make
sure you guys HW Tua on the like button
and subscribe to the channel for more
content also real quick question to the
people who like actually watched the
videos and stuff if you guys saw last
video which you guys should have saw
last video if you guys want more gaming
content like that I can make more videos
on that if not let me me know in the
comments down below just put like one
like the number one if I should do more
of that [ __ ] and then the number two if
that [ __ ] sucks they really love me it's
my turn you got a problem I let the iron
bust I don't [ __ ] with fake love you can
keep that lust I don't got a drug
problem but I feel a rush I finally up
don't hit my line
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