FUNNIEST ROASTS | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
Summary
TLDRThe video script revolves around a compilation of the funniest roasts and clapbacks from Twitter. It features a series of witty and cutting remarks exchanged between users, showcasing the humor and creativity found in online banter. From personal jabs to humorous observations, the script highlights the sharp wit and sometimes brutal honesty that can be found in social media interactions.
Takeaways
- 😄 The script revolves around humorous and sharp Twitter interactions, showcasing the wit and sarcasm prevalent on the platform.
- 🎤 A user humorously roasts the idea that all 'coochie' feels the same, suggesting that only those who don't explore deeper would think so.
- 🚗 A tweet humorously implies that a man driving a Mini Cooper cannot be the man of the house, only to be countered by pointing out that N'Golo Kante, a wealthy and successful footballer, does so.
- 🐶 A roast about a person's face being so unattractive that if a dog had it, the owner would shave its behind to make it walk backwards.
- 🎨 A tweet compares Adam Driver's appearance to an imperfect memory drawing of Keanu Reeves, highlighting the subtle art of insult.
- 💰 A user is mocked for claiming they are waiting for a girlfriend by chasing money and dreams, only to be told that they should chase money further to avoid being alone.
- 🗣️ A woman is criticized for using bad words, leading to a reporter's request to use a man's tweets for a story on men who've never sexually pleased a woman.
- 👙 A sarcastic comment on a woman's 'little booties' post suggests she needs a government-mandated butt lift (BBL), highlighting body shaming and societal beauty standards.
- 🏆 A back-and-forth conversation where a user is told they'll never have someone rest their head on their chest, implying flatness, is met with a witty response about the shallowness of such a comment.
- 😢 A serious tweet about a missing cousin is met with an inappropriate and darkly humorous response, showcasing the harsh and insensitive nature of some online interactions.
- 😅 The script ends with a reflection on the wild and unfiltered nature of Twitter, where people can express themselves freely, often leading to both humor and offense.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the Twitter thread discussed in the transcript?
-The main theme of the Twitter thread is roasts and humorous comebacks, showcasing witty and often cutting remarks exchanged between users.
What is the context behind the tweet about 'all coochie feels the same'?
-The tweet is a response to a claim that all female genitalia feel the same, with a humorous and sarcastic reply suggesting that while they might feel similar at first, they can be quite different if explored deeper.
Why does the person in the transcript consider deleting their Twitter account?
-The person is overwhelmed by the negativity and harshness of the roasts and comments on Twitter, which leads them to consider deleting their account or reducing their usage.
What is the humorous comparison made about Adam Driver's appearance in the transcript?
-Adam Driver is humorously compared to someone who tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory, implying that his features are a vague or distorted version of Keanu Reeves'.
How is the man's wealth and car choice used as a roast in the transcript?
-The man's wealth and choice of driving a Mini Cooper are used to roast him by suggesting that despite his wealth, he lacks the typical markers of masculinity and success, as symbolized by driving a larger, more prestigious vehicle.
What is the roast about the person who has never had a girlfriend?
-The roast implies that the person's lack of a girlfriend is due to their lack of financial success, suggesting that if they focused more on making money, they would have had a relationship by now.
What is the context behind the tweet about 'women shouldn't say bad words'?
-The tweet is a sarcastic response to a retweet that agrees with the statement that women shouldn't use foul language, with a reply suggesting that the original tweeter is not fulfilling sexual expectations.
What is the roast about the person who claims to have a boyfriend?
-The roast is a sarcastic comment implying that the person's boyfriend is not significant or memorable, as the person is unable to recall having one.
What is the humorous comeback about the person who says they are a 'loser'?
-The humorous comeback is that the person is not the first loser because they are such a loser that they don't even qualify for the top spot.
What is the context behind the tweet about the person who is missing a cousin?
-The tweet is a plea for help in finding a missing cousin, but it is met with a cruel and sarcastic response that mocks the seriousness of the situation by making a joke about the person's weight.
Outlines
😄 Hilarious Twitter Roasts and Clapbacks
The paragraph discusses a humorous Twitter thread featuring roasts and witty comebacks. It starts with a tweet about the uniformity of 'coochie' feelings, followed by a deeper, metaphorical response highlighting the variation in experiences. The discussion includes a variety of roasts, such as a man being compared to a Mini Cooper, despite his wealth and family, and a woman's tweet about a man's appearance being forgettable. The section also covers a man's roast about a woman's tweets being her only achievements and a series of sharp, often personal, comebacks that showcase the cutting humor prevalent on Twitter.
😅 Savage Replies and Twitter Shenanigans
This paragraph continues the theme of Twitter humor with a focus on savage replies and unexpected punchlines. It includes a back-and-forth conversation where a woman's response to a condolences message is particularly harsh, showing the dark humor some users employ. The narrative also touches on a screenshot of a Snapchat conversation, a discussion about physical appearances, and a series of text conversations that are both cutting and humorous. The paragraph concludes with a mention of the user's intention to continue sharing such content, suggesting a following audience that enjoys this type of humor.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Roast
💡Clap Back
💡Mini Cooper
💡Adam Driver
💡OnlyFans
💡Burn
💡Feminism
💡Snapchat
💡Horny
Highlights
A humorous roast about the similarity of all 'coochie' and the poetic response highlighting the depth of experience.
A witty comeback about deleting Twitter accounts due to the harshness of online interactions.
A roast comparing Adam Driver's appearance to an imperfect memory drawing of Keanu Reeves.
A sharp retort about the materialistic expectations from a Mini Cooper driver versus the reality of a wealthy and content family man.
A creative burn suggesting that a person's face is so unappealing it would make a dog walk backward.
A sarcastic remark about someone being called 'the fat Hugh Jackman', leading to a counter-burn about being both overweight and named Jackman.
A roast about the inability to attract a girlfriend due to a lack of financial success.
A cutting response to a woman who claims men shouldn't use bad words, suggesting she should be ashamed of her own behavior.
A back-and-forth roast about the physical appearance and the humorous suggestion of a government-mandated BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift).
A brutal roast about the inability to provide emotional comfort due to an unattractive chest.
A self-deprecating roast about being a 'loser' and the humorous response about being second in a contest for losers.
A dark roast about the disappearance of a cousin, followed by a cruel joke about the weight of the missing person.
A roast about the lack of physical attraction, humorously suggesting that the person's face is as unappealing as the backside of a couch.
A roast about the inability to find a partner, followed by a sharp retort about the person's lack of financial success.
A roast about the lack of a sense of humor, followed by a cutting response about the person's own lack of comedic timing.
A closing remark about the general savagery and creativity of Twitter roasts.
Transcripts
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right I saw this thread on Twitter and
the thread is
funniest roast you've ever seen oh gang
okay
um so this is tweet quote tweet
um all coochie feels the same I hope you
know that and the song quote tweeted
that saying I hate to break it to you
and then someone reply to that to say
you guys be nice but this is a woman you
guys be nice
are most similar right at the entrance
the shallow parts
but if you are able to reach deeper they
are very much varied if you aren't able
to reach that it feels the same
shaking a Twist yeah Shanker twist I'm
either deleting my uh Twitter account
yeah or like I have to cut back with
something yeah there's not really much
bro so you're just gonna have to delete
them yeah yeah and she said it so
poetically that she's doing me a favor
she's uh her fingers and MD as well
she's given qualifications yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah she's dropping receipts
on the rose
imagine a guy moving to you in a Mini
Cooper he can never be the man of the
house reply
sorry
then golo kante drives a Mini Cooper is
worth 30 million dollars owns a happily
owns a happy family and is the man of
the house you drive nothing you're worth
nothing a woman of silly tweets and
five-star feminism but owns nothing oh
um Jesus yeah now she went through Ruby
yeah she did all right next I've got
quite a few so I'm going to try again
if my dog had a face like yours I'd
shave its ass and make you walk
backwards next oh
Adam Driver looks like someone tried to
draw Keanu Reeves from memory
memory killed me
no that's a bar that's hilarious bro
Memory that's so funny
oh sh oh played bro damn anyone got the
one where a girl said to this man that
she looks like he snuck his way onto
Earth
he snuck his way
bro people are brutal clap backs how
does Internet think of the staff bro I
can't think of anything
wow A friend of mine said people called
him the fat Hugh Jackman
I immediately oh then immediately he got
called both Wolverine and huge Jackman
The Wolverine is mad
all right uh tweet reply reply I want a
girlfriend reply I'm pushing 30 never
had one chase the money and the dream
man a girl will come eventually
reply with all due respect I'm not
trying to be like you bro
trust me you'd have a girlfriend
you don't have enough money yeah yeah
you didn't chase it far away Chase it
far enough
um tweet in a reply
women shouldn't say bad words retweet if
you agree reply hello Nick I'm a
reporter with klwg I'm doing a story on
men that have never pleasured a woman
sexually may I use your tweets
may I use your tweets
bro this is why you'll never find me on
Twitter because it's all public yeah
it's all public
bro I just like retweet and mind my
business yes that's what I'm here on
Twitter for
from a YouTube video I recently watched
in quotes I'm not sure what's wrong with
you but I bet it's hard to pronounce
that's a violation that's not on I bet
it's hard to pronounce
all right conversation
hey Mike I've been so horny since I met
you I've never felt like this after me
and a guy reply sorry who's this reply
I'm glad your phone is working it's your
window cleaner and your and your due the
pass for you cleans please sell your
account before we pass it on to the
small claims court quote reply my career
thought he was going to get his dick
quick
laughs
Master sorry sorry who's this that's
jokes I'm gonna read one where it's uh
there is a clap back but the replies is
the main part button so it's a
screenshot of uh what of a Snapchat
conversation yeah yeah yeah but the main
things I'm gonna read after all right
but you need this for context
hey R.I.P to your brother gun violence
needs to be stopped reply I have a
boyfriend
apply reply
I have a brother that's six feet tall
not deep reply that's not funny reply
wanna know what is though how you can
take a hundred of back shots but your
brother couldn't survive one oh that's
the screenshot I had to read that for
Content oh my God yeah okay now the
other stuff I was gonna say oh my God
yeah yeah so for context I'm assuming
the person that replied to this is an
only fans girl yeah yeah yeah so she
said this is not funny everyone should
be ashamed reply to that
for the change I find in my couch I can
see your butthole but we should be
ashamed
oh my God bro
Jesus Fox throw the change I find in my
couch
oh my God
people are savages
where is this coming from
that's crazy bro
right next I'm just gonna spin through
it yeah yeah this is a picture of a
chick showing her ass I'm not obviously
going to show it but I'll show you in a
sec um it doesn't even show us but the
caption is little booties matters too
um quite sweet you need a government
mandated BBL
you can't see the bike oh right it's
flat I bet
it's flat
it's so fly you must say you need a
government mandated BBL
ah
wow imagine you can't see the bike
oh bro that's funny oh man that's dread
next
this is just a back-to-back uh text
conversation all right go on twink
chested little [ __ ] you'll never have
someone rest their head on your boobs
and fall asleep
oh that's it that's just it that's just
it next conversation you're such a loser
if there was a contest for losers you
would be second reply why am I not first
reply cause you're a loser
right I don't know if I've read this one
before because I feel like I've had this
in my notes but I'm going to read it
anyway yeah go on yo can I ask you a
question reply you just did burn reply
nobody's got time for your jokes you fat
[ __ ] [ __ ] going through some [ __ ]
talking about um [ __ ] going through
your [ __ ] about to lose my car and this
whole thing she's Cat Williams reply oh
my God and reply yeah next time you
think this [ __ ] is a joke it's not
Jesus
I lost one my cousin is missing please
retweet and it's got a picture of the
cousin who like the details I really
details March 26 2017 Age Now 23 race
black height five one weight 105 pounds
here we go I know where this is going
you think you do but you don't oh sorry
all right you are right but you're not
all right
reply five 105 pounds hmm that's the
imaginable as well hmm
a check in between the couch
[Laughter]
away oh look in between the couch that
was the last one oh that was funny bro
people on Twitter just put their evil
James glasses do what they want my bro
oh Shadow race from memories
from running from memory was the
funniest thing I've ever heard that's
dread
oh wow fair play oh that was playing all
right thank you guys slightly different
Patron episode today
um that was juicy um and yeah love love
man
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