Der Mann im Mond - Akt 1 (Songs aus der Bohne) I Julien Bam
Summary
TLDRThe script depicts the adventures of alien spaceship captain Jerky and his crew as they attempt to deliver a mysterious package. They crash on prehistoric Earth and meet human children Julien and Julia, who help repair their ship. An ominous villain called the Man in the Moon threatens Earth's destruction. Julien's best friend Joon tragically dies. The aliens consider using advanced technology to clone Joon but realize this would essentially create a different person. After further clashes with the Man in the Moon, the script ends on a cliffhanger with the characters united against a shared threat.
Takeaways
- 😲 The script involves various characters including children, aliens, robots, and more interacting in fantastical situations.
- 😂 There is a lot of absurdist and silly humor throughout.
- 🛸 Key characters include Captain Jerky and his spaceship crew, who are trying to deliver a mysterious package.
- 👽 They encounter various aliens and villains including the Xobei-King and Mann im Mond (Man in the Moon).
- 😍 Lovebot is a robot with a 'suction force of 3000' who takes control of the ship at one point.
- 🌱 Dr. Curly does experiments with strange space plants and substances.
- ⚡ At one point the characters travel through a black hole into the past.
- 😢 Julien loses his best friend Joon early on and tries to get him back.
- 🔧 The spaceship crashes on ancient Earth and needs copper to repair itself.
- 📦 Ultimately it's unclear if Captain Jerky manages to deliver the mysterious package as intended.
Q & A
Who are the main characters introduced in the beginning?
-The main characters introduced are children named Joon, Julien, Julia and other unnamed children.
What happens to Joon and why is it significant?
-Joon goes missing after being chased by a masked man. This is significant because it greatly impacts Julien, who considers Joon his best friend.
How do Captain Jerky and his crew get involved in the events on Earth?
-They receive a signal leading them to Earth to try to deliver a package to someone named Curly. This connects them to the events with Joon and Julien.
What is the package Captain Jerky is trying to deliver?
-The contents of the package remain unknown throughout the script. Its delivery is a central plot element that ties the various characters and events together.
How does the Lovebot come to be part of Captain Jerky's crew?
-The Lovebot was created by the Professor to replace the avatar of the robot D-1C.K. She joins the crew after Dr. Curly reprograms her to have empathy.
How does Captain Jerky's crew end up in the past on Earth?
-They get sucked into a black hole while trying to deliver the package, which transports them to Earth's past.
What happens when Captain Jerky opens fire on the Man in the Moon?
-He accidentally destroys the Man in the Moon's face that Julien is holding, which angers the Man in the Moon and puts them in greater danger.
How do the characters plan to stop the Man in the Moon?
-They realize they need to work together. Julia offers metal from her father's scrapyard to help repair Captain Jerky's ship so they can fight the Man in the Moon.
What happens at the very end of the script?
-After a final dramatic "Noooo!" from multiple characters, the story ends showing a mother who has just given birth deciding to name her baby Hendrik.
What is left unresolved in the script?
-Key unresolved plots include the fate of Joon, the contents of the mysterious package, defeating the Man in the Moon, and repairing Captain Jerky's spaceship with Julia's metal scraps.
Outlines
😈 Childhood Conflict and Fantasy Introduction
A group of children engage in typical playground dynamics, teasing and chasing each other, with one child being singled out for ridicule. The scene transitions to introduce characters Joon and Julien, who engage in playful banter and physical comedy. They are interrupted by a teacher, leading to a fantastical sequence involving characters like MASK-DUDE, RAINER, and OSKAR, hinting at a larger, more whimsical adventure. The narrative swiftly transitions between real-world interactions and a vivid, imaginative sequence, setting the tone for a story that blends everyday childhood experiences with fantastical elements.
🚀 Space Adventure and Alien Encounters
Characters Jerky, Curly, and Wabou find themselves in a space-themed adventure, facing challenges such as the loss of D-1C.K., alien interactions, and the confrontation with XOBEI-KING. The narrative combines elements of science fiction with humor and action, showcasing the characters' attempts to navigate various obstacles, including misunderstandings with aliens and internal conflicts. The adventure escalates with unexpected twists, such as alien battles and the revelation of secret identities, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone.
🤖 Lovebot Chaos and Crew Dilemmas
The narrative continues aboard the spaceship, where the introduction of a malfunctioning Lovebot leads to chaos among the crew. The Lovebot's actions trigger a series of humorous and problematic situations, reflecting on themes of empathy, technology, and personal boundaries. Amidst the chaos, the crew faces moral and existential questions, highlighted by the malfunctioning technology's impact on their relationships and mission. The segment explores the balance between humor and deeper themes, illustrating the crew's dynamic and the unintended consequences of their actions.
🌌 Intergalactic Conflicts and Revelations
The crew's adventures escalate as they face intergalactic conflicts, misunderstandings, and personal revelations. The narrative explores the consequences of their actions in space, including encounters with alien forces and the handling of a mysterious package. The segment is filled with action, humor, and moments of introspection, leading to a climax that challenges the crew's unity and values. The unfolding events test their resilience and adaptability in the face of unexpected challenges and moral dilemmas.
🕰️ Time Travel and Historical Impact
The crew's journey takes a dramatic turn as they inadvertently travel back in time, impacting historical events and their own futures. The segment delves into themes of time travel, causality, and the consequences of their intergalactic actions. As they interact with past civilizations and confront their own roles in shaping history, the narrative explores the complexity of time travel and its impact on identity and destiny. The characters face moral decisions and the realization of their influence on historical timelines.
👽 Unexpected Alliances and Culminating Conflicts
In the final segment, the crew forms unexpected alliances with local inhabitants as they confront a common enemy. The narrative highlights themes of cooperation, redemption, and the impact of past actions on present circumstances. As they work together to overcome challenges, the characters face internal and external conflicts, leading to growth and understanding. The story culminates in a series of climactic events that resolve the overarching conflicts, setting the stage for future adventures and leaving room for continued exploration.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Joon
💡Julien
💡Mann im Mond
💡beans
💡Bam
💡Friends
💡Curly
💡future
💡planet
💡scream
Highlights
Children bullying and chasing another child
Introduction of characters Joon and Julien
Joon and Julien get into trouble while skipping school
Spaceship crashes on Earth in the past
Aliens meet Joon and Julia
Trying to deliver a mysterious package
Battles against the "Man in the Moon"
Transcripts
CHILD 1: Hey! CHILD 2: Hold up, we're gonna catch up to you anyways!
CHILD 2: Hold up, we're gonna catch up to you anyways!
CHILD 3: Chinese!
CHILD 1: Come back!
CHILD 3: Hey! CHILD 2: Hey!
CHILD 1: Stand still, you little Bameninghong!
CHILD 2: Hey!
CHILD 4: Run!
CHILD 2: Hey!
CHILD ?: Help!
CHILD 2: We've got you, you loser!
CHILD 1: Come on, open up!
CHILD 3: Show us what Mommy packed for you!
CHILD 3: Look, the Octopuses!
CHILD 1: What a loser! CHILD 3: Look, the Octopuses!
CHILD??: Leave him alone!
CHILD 2: Rot in it!
CHILD??: Ouch!
CHILD?: You sent him packing,
like Bruce Lee!
CHILD??: What was me?
Wow!
JOON: That was like totally BAM in the face!
Hi, I am Joon.
JULIEN: I am Julien.
JOON: No, you are Julien BAM!
JULIEN: Bam.
JOON: Boah!
JULIEN: What, what?
JOON: A chicken nugget!
[Music]
JULIEN: You gotta pull harder, Joon!
JOON: I pull however I want, Ju!
JULIEN: Are you're sure Marcel Eris comes soon?
JOON: No idea.
But he definitely owes me a Gameboy.
JULIEN: I think he's coming.
Pull!
TEACHER: Kids, sorry for the del-
Ahh!
TEACHER: Julien?
Joon??
JULIEN: Ahhhh! JOON: Ahhhh!
JULIEN: Joon, I know, how you, we become rich!
JOON: Every time you show up somewhere,
something bad happens to me!
JULIEN: I promise, this time you're safe.
JULIEN: Faster, Joon!
JOON: This is all your fault!
JULIEN: Sorry Joon.
JULIEN: Here you're safe.
JOON: Hey... Hey!
MASK-DUDE: Stop!
JOON: Ju, I'm coming!
JULIEN: Joon, where are you? JOON: Ju, where are you?
JOON: Julia!
JULIA: Hey Joon!
JULIEN: Julia! Joon!
RAINER: Hey Ju, I have your Tamagotchi.
OSKAR: give me the scepter!
otherwise your friend is dead!
JOON: No Ju,
don't do it!
JOON: With which letter
does "very best friends" start?
JULIEN: Joon!
JULIEN: No!
JULIEN: Joon...
MONISEUR PIET: [sounds]
MONISEUR PIET: [more nervous sounds]
[exciting music]
MONISEUR PIET: [frightened noises]
[epic music]
[subitles by: Regina Chitralla]
[doorbell rings]
CAPTAIN JERKY: Ah, we have a package for...
the man in the moon!
JULIEN: The man in the moon?
What do you have to do with the man in the moon?
JULIEN: Not a step closer!
JULIEN: Ah! Aua, hot!
Julia, do something!
JULIA: Here Ju, take my last bean!
JULIEN: That's a grape, Julia.
JULIA: I guess Nick and Andy will have to take care of it then.
KIJAAAAAH!
JULIA: [screams]
JERKY: Silence!
MIAMI ROSE: We come in peace.
JULIA (muttering): Okay... welcome... hehe...
JERKY: Thanks.
JULIA: [breathes a sigh of relief]
JULIA: I've never been touched that way...
WABOU: I've never been touched.
JULIEN: Who are you?
What do you want?
How come she has telekinetic abilities?
And why does this guy over there
have a f****** white splash on his face?
WABOU: Ah!
JERKY: Here, for you!
JERKY: Please sign here,
Mister Mann In The Moon.
JULIEN: But I'm not the Mann In The Moon
JERKY: What?
You are not the Mann In The Moon?
JULIA: Perhaps I am the Mann In The Moon?
JULIEN: And she's also not the Mann In The Moon.
JULIA: Oh.
JERKY: Why are we here then?
ROSE: Because the signal led us here.
To the pager of Curly.
WABOU: Curly?
JULIEN: Wait... you know Curly?
JERKY: Curly!
Our botanist.
Where is he?
JULIEN: He is...
exploded.
CURLY: Take my pager!
[Explosion]
JERKY: No, Curly!
He was my best man.
We were like brothers.
I've done everything to save him.
JULIEN: I've also lost someone.
Joon.
JULIEN: He was my best friend.
JERKY: Good you're asking.
I am going to tell you my story with pleasure!
CURLY: Woah!
[laser shots]
JERKY: Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill ...
Faster, Curly!
CURLY: Captain,
Perhaps you should not have slept with a princess.
JERKY: Oh god ... Oh god!
JERKY: It was just a handshake!
Who would've thought that here it's considered
foreplay?
CURLY: Ah! my [?]!
CURLY: Yes!
Clean with it!
CURLY: Gotta go fast!
JERKY: Curly!
JERKY: Rose, beam us up!
Quickly!
ROSE: Your pulse is way to high,
I can't beam you, Captain!
You need to calm down!
JERKY (yells): I AM CALM!
D-1C.K. (Robot voice): Ouch, I am dead.
JERKY: No, D-1C.K.!
CURLY: I'll save you, D-1C.K.!
CURLY: No, and you just received your update...
I have to secure his Memory-Disk.
Everything that remains of him, is now here.
12 Yottabyte of self-doubt.
JERKY: Damn, where the hell is Wabou?
WABOU: ♫ La la, la la la ... ♫
Woohoohoohoo!
Huh?
Woah!
WABOU: who are you,
my little friend?
WABOU: What did you say?
You want a kiss?
[Alien-noise]
WABOU: [nervous laughter]
JERKY: Wabou!
Where the hell have you been?
WABOU: Optimizing my Work-Life-Balance, Captain!
Where is D-1C.K.?
CURLY: Here.
I managed to save him.
[Laser-shot]
XOBEI-KING: Sheesh!
JERKY: Wait, these are only helmets?
XOBEI-KING: Turn up!
Kneel down, you Goofies.
XOBEI-KING: It's the freshness in person at being,
the Fruity Dude,
aka. MBZ Plague,
who's gonna make Surimi out of your kidneys
WABOU: The Xobei-King,
aka. the Freshness in person,
aka. The Fruity Dude,
aka- Agh!
JERKY: Stop it, Wabou!
WABOU: Sorry Captain.
JERKY: Quiet now!
Let me do it.
JERKY: Firstly, hello.
XOBEI-KING: Don't touch me,
because that is...
cringe.
JERKY: Erm, okay.
We only delivered a package.
Then we would be off again,
may we?
XOBEI-KING: Nah, no way,
the boy only makes his job.
JERKY: Which boy?
Me?
XOBEI-KING: No, the boy, der G.
You banged the girl of the boy,
this is sick like Space-leukemia.
JERKY: Who, the girl?
XOBEI-KING: No, slime.
I am talking about you.
The boy shares his Chicks only with his Homies.
You're more like the opposite...
No homie.
JERKY: Ah okay, Erm...
What, if I give... Erm...
Erm... Erm...
Ah!
Give you Space-needles?
Huge hype around them.
XOBEI-KING: The boy doesn't take no space needles, yedeek!
Cause that is fomo shit.
JERKY: Ah. Alright.
Do you have a counter proposal?
XOBEI-KING: We're gonna bang you back. Hehee!
WABOU: Banging? Is this with touching?
XOBEI-KING: Yes, little Muchy Pie.
Starting with you.
JERKY: Oh no...
I am way to young to die!
WABOU: Hah!
There you are!
JERKY: Ahh!
What is this? Take it off!
[in panic] Take it off! Take it off!
CURLY: Captain, I think, they all react
to this lube thing here.
JERKY: It's coming closer!
WABOU: It just wants to play, Captain.
JERKY: Away! Away!
Away, away, away, away, away, away, away!
Away! Away! Ahh!
XOBEI-KING: Damn!
Ey, was soll die Scheiße?
Alle gegen eins, muss dat? Na, ich weiß nicht.
Ihr wollt mich zum Feind in 'nem Fight? Na, ich weiß nicht.
Ihr habt Guns dabei, ob das reicht? Na, ich weiß nicht.
Ihr respektiert meinen Safe Place nicht, das ist peinlich.
Scheiße!
Ich kratz' 'nen Hip von der Plate.
Krieg' Batzen ab in den Safe.
Du platzt, ich rizz' deine Babe.
Deine Babe! Clack, clack! Yeah!
(ja)
Alle deine Boxerhunde stehen mir in meinem Weg. (ja)
Alle hören zu, wenn ich sag', wohin ich geh'.
Doch meine Lines heiß wie der Schweif von 'nem Komet.
Ihr braucht 'ne OP, weil ich bin op.
Die Gun ziehen ist echt so 2013.
Bin so passiv-aggressiv, niemand will sich mit mir streiten.
Geb' ich dir eine oder dem Nächsten dafür dann doppelt?
Ich bin toxischer als die Frösche von diesen Giftpfeilen.
Naja, ich weiß nicht.
Naja, ich weiß nicht.
Naja, ich weißnicht.
Naja, ich weiß nicht.
Ich weiß nicht.
XOBEI-KING: Sheesh!
He spilled the juice.
Don't ask which juice. Just Orangejuice.
XOBEI-KING: Because of you, my Homies exploded!
Oh no.
My girl, Louie V.
CURLY: Captain? Are you alright?
JERKY: That was sick!
WABOU: Like space leukemia!
JERKY: Don't talk like that, Wabou!
Don't even get used to it!
Rose? Beam us up!
WABOU: Goodbye, little friend!
ALIEN: Friends...
JERKY: Again, a successful mission!
JERKY (off): And, Captain Jerky,
another package delivered to a foreign planet,
and made the inhabitants happy!
Side quest complete!
But what would be a Captain without his crew,
which looks up as soon as he enters the room?
He would still be a Captain, just without crew!
But just as successful.
ROSE: Successful?
Captain, we have again
completely extinguished a whole civilization!
JERKY: Black!
With two spoons of sugar.
FRANK: Yes, Captain!
Awesome, Captain!
JERKY: Very good, Frank!
Crewmember of the month, 2 to the power of Christ.
SNAGGLES: But I thought I am crewmember of the month!
JERKY: Do I know you?
SNAGGLES: Captain!
I've almost lost all of my seven senses
on the planet Umeinecke.
On our last mission!
ORGANO: Seven senses?
Ridiculous!
MIAMI ROSE: Can we please continue?
And Captain!
Stop opening the package!
JERKY: What? Yes!
Of course.
[flüstert] Of course.
[spits]
FRANK: Captain, your coffee!
JERKY: Ah, thanks!
JERKY (off): Energized by new strenght
from an overdose of Space-Cafeeine.
We could finally
dedicate ourselves again to the ultra-royal mission
of the federation:
to deliver the myserious package
to it's destination.
WABOU: Dr. Curly, you called for me?
CURLY: Oha, freakin' awesome that you took these with you.
WABOU: Do you think we can pet them?
CURLY: Dude - petting, smoking, injecting,
whatever you like.
Or make pills out of em!
WABOU: Oah, Wabou loves pills!
Especially the "the morning-after pill".
PROFESSOR: Captain!
JERKY: Ahh! What? I didn't do anything!
PROFESSOR: Hello? Is this thing turned on?
Hey, Captain!
I have found the perfect replacement avatar
for the memory disk of 8-Bot [?] D-1 C.K.
Ihr Loches [?] is a...
Lovebot with a suction force of 3000
and kink booster.
But first, I wanted to obtain your permission, Captain.
JERKY: Why are you asking me?
MANN: Well, because your name is written on it!
JERKY: I have nothing to do with a Lovebot, ey.
Dude!
arm lenght distance!
MANN: But you are Justin Celina Beef Jerky!
JERKY: Ah, well, there are so many Justin Celina Beef Jerkys
in this billions of galaxies ...
ROSE: No, there is only one.
I just looked it up.
JERKY (whispers): I'm doubling your ration
if you take the blame.
FRANK: But twice of 0 is still 0...
JERKY: You are a zero!
LOVEBOT: Initiate:
Logistic chaining of my synapses.
Error! Error!
Bep-bop. Whoopsi!
PROFESSOR: Ugh, Erm... I, Erm...
should probably mention,
her empathetic center has been damaged!
CREWMEMBERS (at once): Her empathetic center?
JERKY: What? Why?
PROFESSOR: Well, you gave me a damaged
Memory-Disk!
[Noise]
LOVEBOT: You've been a bad boy. Colon, Open bracket.
LOVEBOT: You all are bad boys!
AUTOPILOT: Yes I am.
Oh god!
I am so sorry!
LOVEBOT: Step-On-Me-Kink initiated.
PROFESSOR: [screams]
CURLY: These space slugs must have
sucked up all the songs
from the satellite.
Crazy mindfuck!
Or maybe I am just...
super-HIGH!
WABOU: With you, I feel accepted for the first time.
Best friends forever!
CURLY: Gimme', you little Luigi!
That could hurt a little.
WABOU: Oh my ...
That was a short "forever".
CURLY: Pass over the growth serum, bro.
CURLY: No, man!
This is the blood of thousands of catalanic wall lizards.
This, I need.
CURLY: This is gonna be mega nice,
I've made fertilizer out of them.
CURLY: [caughing]
CURLY: In 3 months, its harvest time.
WABOU: 3 months?
But I am Wabou!
I am one with Natur!
[Wabou-Musik]
CURLY: Dude!
You are such a-
CURLY: Woah!
Dude! What is wrong with you?
WABOU: Wabou!
CURLY: Do it again!
Just harder.
[Alarm]
LOVEBOT: Protection shields are for looser.
Lol.
XioXio: Captain, our protection shields have been deactivated!
JERKY: We had a protection shield?
ROSE: We must stop the Lovebot,
before it takes control over the whole ship!
JERKY: Rose.
As long as this door doesn't open...
JERKY: AAHHH!
JULIA: AAHHH!
JERKY: What? What?
JERKY: What?
JULIA: I just noticed that my phone battery is almost empty.
[Windows 98 Sound]
JULIA: Empty.
This was it's last breath.
JERKY: Normally, people listen when the Captain speaks,
right, Wabou?
WABOU: Erm... Erm, Erm...
JERKY: Quiet!
JULIA: But I am recording a TikTok!
ROSE: A TikTok?
JULIA: It's an App from China which spies on us!
Kennt ihr die nicht?
JULIA: Millenials.
JERKY: Naja ...
Jedenfalls:
ALLE: AAHHH!
HUND: Fuck
ROSE: Lovebot, turn off!
LOVEBOT: Invalid command.Can't turn off. Just turn on.
Make me a Sandwich,
Hoe.
ROSE: She is a sexist!
FRANK: May I also get a Sandwich,
if you're already on it?
XioXio: The Lovebot is about to leak your browser history, Captain!
JERKY: What?
Stop her!
SNAGGLES: You're turned on by Aliens with 20 fingers?
ORGANO: 20 fingers? Ridiculous!
JERKY: Stop her immediately!
LOVEBOT: Secret "Miami Rose"-folder
in Captain Jerkys database discovered.
ROSE: What?
JERKY: There are so many Miami Roses in the Billions of Galaxies ...
LOVEBOT: Show me your feet!
CURLY: Lieutenant Rose!
Catch!
Cute,
wie du versuchst,
mit deinem IQ
die ganze Crew zu ownen.
Hör mir mal zu,
du bist verflucht.
Wär' gut, uns zu verschonen.
Du bist perfekt, Algorithmen vernetzt,
A-Z, in deinem Kopf fehlt nur Liebe.
Motherboard laggt, also lass mich dich neu programmieren.
Du bist 'ne KI,
und hast keine Empathie.
Ich sag dir, spar die
Ressourcen und die Energie.
Menschen zerstören sich selbst,
in dieser Story hier gibt es keinen Held.
Und mein Fazit:
Du wurdest nie genug geliebt!
ROSE: Woah! What was that?
LOVEBOT: Now I understand.
Every human life is sacred.
For they are pitiable and beta.
JERKY: Welcome to the crew.
CURLY: Hardcore, Dude!
Was that real or was it a trip?
Or a real trip?
WABOU: It worked, Dr. Curly!
CURLY: Damn, wild!
I need more of it.
XioXio: Captain?
What's your kink toy up to now?
JERKY: That's not mine.
But you should ask.
XioXio: Äh ...
What are you doing, Lovebot?
LOVEBOT: My first official act as a new crew member.
I've reactivated the protection shields
and implemented a special shield for the private database
of the Captain.
Because things surfaced the daylight, which ...
JERKY: Nobody needs to know!
Exactly.
But these additional shields,
are they really secure?
LOVEBOT: The safest of the whole galaxy:
NordVPN!
With these you can move around,
without leaving traces.
SNAGGLES: Leaving no traces?
I need this too.
JERKY: Moment! What's the catch?
It's catching every
positive aspect,
which NordVPN has against other VPN-providers,
truly catchy.
CREWMITGLIEDER (gleichzeitig): Awesome!
I just wanted to say the same thing!
JERKY: Hm, it can't get any better!
LOVEBOT: Sure!
Because on nordvpn.com/lovebot
you are receiving for your 2-year-package
an additional sale.
Everything risk free and with a 30-day money-back guarantee.
JERKY: Thanks.
LOVEBOT: Don't thank me, thank NordVPN.
ROSE: Captain, we arrived at the coordinates for the package.
The target planet is right in front of us!
JERKY: Finally, we can deliver this strange package
and perhaps take a glance inside!
Rose, transmit!
XioXio: Äh, Captain?
The planet is completely toxic!
Our instruments aren't detecting any life.
Here is absolutely nothing.
WABOU: Captain! I've never seen such a high density
of anomalies!
JERKY: Ah!
You're worrying too much, Wabou.
As long as I am the Captain,
absolutely nothing will happen.
ALL: [scream]
JERKY (off): Where this ominous laser beam came from,
which almost ended our journey,
we shall never know.
CAPTAIN FOOK: Why are you not hitting the target?
Why is he not meeting the target?
JERKY: No! Curly!
We have to save him!
JERKY: Oh ..
Doesn't matter.
CURLY: AAHHH!
CURLY: No! My Space-[?]!
NOOOOOO-
Damn! What a trip!
ROSE: We have to leave quickly!
WABOU: Captain! Wir we are being sucked up by the black hole!
LOVEBOT: The sucking force surpasses mine.
WABOU: We live!
I managed to stabilze it!
JERKY: Good job, Wabou!
SNAGGLES: Captain!
We landed in the past!
Thousands of years in the past!
JERKY: Do I know you?
XioXio: The planet suddenly has life force!
Of a primitive species.
Technologically underdeveloped.
Oh well, at least they won't be able to shoot us then.
ALLE: AAHHH!
WABOU: We've lost an engine!
FRANK: We are crashing!!
ORGANO: Ridiculous!!
JERKY: Okay, I admit it,
the Lovebot belongs to me!
JERKY: Textbook landing.
JULIEN: Woah, crazy! That means,
Curly has indeed been the creator of the beans, and ...
from the future?
And the beans and you are also from the future?
WABOU: I knew someone like you once!
From today on, your name will be ...
⊚⊮⊥⊊.
JULIEN: This means, you have some kind of
future technology, in order to bring my best friend back to life.
By cloning perhaps? I have his hair.
Unfortunately, this would not bring back your friend.
He would start his life from scratch
and over the years, he would develop a completly new personality.
He would make different experiences,
with different people, who would shape him in a different way.
He would not be you Joon anymore.
JULIEN: I understand.
JERKY: Yes, and there are more pressing matters,
like for example the package, which we finally are able to take a peak at.
ROSE: But Captain!
These two are obviously not the correct recipients.
We have very clear directions!
JERKY: Man, Rose.
What should happen?
JULIEN: Well, the Mann in the Moon wants to destroy the world.
But wait...
You managed to survive!
This means that humanity has survived!
So, the Man in the Moon wasn't able
to destroy it?
JERKY: [laughs]
Mann in the Moon, there are so many men on moons where I come from.
No idea, who destroyed what.
ROSE: We have seen the future of your planet,
before we've been sucked into the time hole
It's completely destroyed.
JULIEN: "Your planet"? Aren't you coming from earth?
ROSE: No.
Based on our historical records, our planet of origin remains unknown.
JULIEN: Unknown? Where are you coming from?
ROSE: We only know that our home planet has been destroyed
by natural disasters a long time ago.
But luckily, a higher develped alien species saved
98 of our ancestors from there
and brought them safely to the planet Nekar.
This is how a new civilization developed
and later we evolved from that.
JULIEN: No wonder you look so different compared to us.
But maybe...
faith brought you to us.
In order to stop the Man in the Moon!
And maybe,there is something in the package
which could be strategically advantageous!
JULIA: Or disadvantageous!
JULIEN: Or disadvantageous.
JULIA: Or...
advantageous.
JULIA: Ju, wait!
JULIA: Okay, do it.
JULIEN: Ah!
MANN IM MOND: So, you have my face!
I am coming to get it.
JULIEN: Disadvantageous.
[fast Moniseur-Piet-Music]
MANN: I think someone in the back survived!
Do you need help?
Can I help you somehow?
MANN IM MOND: Yes.
You can help me.
MANN: [screams]
JULIA: Oh god, the Man in the Moon now knows that we have his face,
We're all gonna die!
JULIEN: We need your help!
JERKY: That's our keyword, Miami!
Let us leave this planet …
instantly.
ROSE: Can't, Captain!
Our space ship is broken, remember?
Neither do we have our engines,
nor enough copper for its repair.
JERKY: Man Rose.
JULIA: My dad has a scrapyard!
There aren't any engines, but there's a lot of copper.
Maybe faith brought us together.
We were forced to run away many times.
It's about time,
we are doing something reasonable!
Let us help those helpless, primitive beings,
and I don't mean you, Wabou!
JERKY: Two spoons of sugar.
JULIA: Yes!
JULIEN: Yes.
JERKY: You help us and we help you.
Und auf intergalaktische Bad Guys gibt's eh nur eine Antwort.
JERKY: Mich!
JULIEN: Nein, warte! JULIA: Nein, warte!
ROSE: Captain, stopp!
[Schuss]
JULIA: Oh mein Gott! JULIEN: Shit, shit!
JULIEN: Das Gesicht!
JULIA: Das Sofa!
JULIA: Oh, und deine Klamotten.
JULIEN: Oh nein!
Nein, nein!
Die neuen Eternal-God-Klamotten der Aurora-Kollektion.
Kamen heute in den Store.
In der Blue- und in der Red version.
Lieber verbrenne ich, als die neuen-
JERKY: Guck mich nicht so an, du Mann-im-Mond-Gesicht, oder willst du mehr?
ROSE: Captain, stopp!
JERKY: Du hast dich mit dem falschen Captain angelegt!
ROSE: Stopp! [Schuss]
JULIEN: Ahh!
WABOU: Oh nein, Mister ⊚⊮⊥⊊!
ROSE: Captain, das klappt so nicht!
JULIEN: Nooooo!
JULIA: Nooooo! JULIEN: Nooooo!
ROSE: Nooooo! JULIA: Nooooo! JULIEN: Nooooo!
DOCTOR: You can really consider yourself lucky,
that you managed to surivive so many surgeries.
Apparently, you have a little guardian angel up there.
Mister ehm¦ Ehm, Mister ehm¦
FATHER: Hendrik.
My name is Hendrik.
And thanks so much, Doc.
DOCTOR: You need a lot of rest.
And if I may give you a tip,
take care of your nutrition.
Because according to current studies, it is advisable, ...
DOCTOR: But ... e- m-this is scientifically proven-
VATER: Well, you know what, Doc?
I will retreat to our own home.
My wife and I, we built our dream house with a lot of love.
So now it's just time to relax,
and wait for your little sibling, right, Hendrik?
SOHN: Yay, a sister!
FATHER: Boah, I'm looking forward to a really good meal now,
I'm telling you.
MOTHER: Noooooo!
FATHER: What are you doing with our apartment? MOTHER: Noooooo!
SON: Oh, my Playstation!
MOTHER: Leave our apartment immediately! SON: We've been saving for that for so long!
MOTHER: No Hendrik, your pulse!
JULIEN: Erm... Aren't you living here, Julia?
JULIA: I never claimed that.
WABOU: [laughs, happy]
FATHER: Hendrik, call the police!
MOTHER: On it, Hendrik!
SON: I am afraid, Hendrik and Hendrik!
FATHER: No worries, Hendrik!
The Hendriks always stick together.
WABOU: Out of my way!
Ich muss Mister ⊚⊮⊥⊊ ...
(Zeitlupe) …retten!
Es liegt jetzt zwar alles in Scherben,
doch ich kann's eigentlich erklären.
Die Story, die ist legendär,
unter Umständ' weiß ich mehr.
Vielleicht hab ich eventuell
ein bisschen, wenn, aber nur elf
Sekunden lang, vielleicht waren's zehn,
rein hypothetisch was gesehen.
Möglicherweise war geplant,
nicht direkt, wie soll ich sagen,
ohne dass ihr mich gleich erschlagen?
Ach, verflixt nochmal!
Tut uns leid, tut uns leid.
Das war gar nicht so gemeint.
Tut uns leid, tut uns leid.
Kommt nie wieder vor, vielleicht.
Tut uns leid, tut uns leid.
Das war gar nicht so gemeint.
Tut uns leid, tut uns leid.
Kommt nie wieder vor, vielleicht.
MOTHER: Aahhh!
[Baby screams]
MOTHER: We are going to call it...
MOTHER: Hendrik!
FATHER: Oh!
She is about to say her first sentence!
BABY: I ...
... hate ...
... Rewi.
ALL: [sigh of relief]
JULIA: Yes!
We are back!
JULIA (off): title effect.
JULIEN (off): Julia, the title happened already.
JULIA: Okay, well ...
To be continued.
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