Bronies Need Mental Help
Summary
TLDRThe video script features a passionate and humorous rant by Selling Rob, who expresses his strong disapproval of adult men watching 'My Little Pony,' a show intended for young children. He uses exaggerated language and scenarios to emphasize his point, suggesting that watching the show is a waste of time for grown men and humorously threatens those who do. The script is filled with humor and sarcasm, poking fun at the idea of adult 'bronies' and their enthusiasm for the show.
Takeaways
- 😠 The speaker expresses strong frustration about adult men watching 'My Little Pony', which is a show typically aimed at young girls.
- 🤔 The speaker questions the appropriateness of adults, particularly men in their mid-20s, watching a children's show.
- 😡 The speaker uses strong language and aggressive tone to convey his disapproval of the behavior.
- 👕 The speaker mentions wearing 'My Little Pony' merchandise as a sarcastic point to make about the fans of the show.
- 👫 He suggests that the reason some men watch the show might be because their girlfriends do, but he criticizes this as an insufficient reason.
- 🔥 The speaker talks about elements of the show, such as characters with different attributes like fire and wind, indicating he has some knowledge of the show's content.
- 🤷♂️ The speaker admits he might be mixing up details from 'My Little Pony' with another show, showing some confusion or lack of focus in his complaint.
- 🚫 He makes a strong statement that watching 'My Little Pony' as an adult male is not acceptable and should be stopped.
- 🗣️ The speaker uses exaggerated claims about his own violent tendencies as a metaphor to emphasize his extreme stance against adult 'My Little Pony' viewers.
- 🌙 The speaker ends with a paradoxical statement about watching 'My Little Pony' after a day of exaggerated violent acts, adding a layer of irony to his rant.
- 🤯 The overall message is one of confusion and disapproval regarding the adult fandom of 'My Little Pony', with a heavy use of hyperbole and offensive language.
Q & A
What is the speaker's primary complaint about the show 'My Little Pony'?
-The speaker is upset that adult men are watching a show that is intended for young girls, which he finds creepy.
What is the speaker's view on the appropriate age group for watching 'My Little Pony'?
-The speaker believes that 'My Little Pony' is suitable for children around the age of five to ten years old.
Why does the speaker find it disturbing for adults to watch 'My Little Pony'?
-The speaker thinks that watching the show is a waste of time for adults and suggests they could be doing more productive activities.
What is the speaker's reaction to the idea of someone wearing 'My Little Pony' merchandise?
-The speaker mocks the idea, suggesting that it should attract the attention of others in a negative way, like a magnet.
What does the speaker suggest as an alternative to watching 'My Little Pony'?
-The speaker recommends watching something more adult-oriented, such as pornography or action movies that involve explosions.
What is the speaker's opinion about the character with purple hair in 'My Little Pony'?
-The speaker dismisses the character, indicating a lack of interest or understanding of the show's characters.
What does the speaker imply about the character with the 'heart' cutie mark in 'My Little Pony'?
-The speaker seems to feel that the character with the heart cutie mark is underutilized or overlooked in the show.
What is the speaker's stance on the use of violence or aggressive language in his speech?
-The speaker uses violent and aggressive language to emphasize his disapproval of adult men watching 'My Little Pony'.
Why does the speaker mention killing people in his speech?
-The speaker uses hyperbolic language to exaggerate his toughness and to further distance himself from the idea of watching 'My Little Pony'.
What is the speaker's final message about watching 'My Little Pony'?
-The speaker concludes that if an adult man is watching 'My Little Pony', he should reconsider his choices and find more appropriate entertainment.
Outlines
😡 Discontent with Adult Bronies
The speaker, Selling Rob, expresses his frustration and disgust with adult men who watch 'My Little Pony,' a show intended for young children. He criticizes the behavior as creepy and questions the social acceptability of such actions. He further mocks the idea of watching the show for its content, such as 'friendship blasts,' and the characters' interactions. Rob also addresses the potential negative impact on relationships, suggesting that watching the show might hinder romantic connections. He ends with a strong statement, threatening those who watch the show with physical harm, emphasizing his disapproval.
🤔 Reflecting on the Show's Appeal
In this paragraph, the speaker continues his rant, questioning why anyone would choose to watch 'My Little Pony' over other more adult-oriented content. He suggests alternatives like watching 'porn' or action-packed shows. Rob also humorously imagines the show's characters and their supposed roles in the episode, mentioning elements like fire and wind, and the character with a 'heart.' Despite his sarcasm and disdain, he acknowledges that he is planning to watch the show later, revealing a possible internal conflict or hypocrisy in his stance.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Bronies
💡My Little Pony
💡Creepiness
💡Friendship Blast
💡Gangster
💡Nuts
💡Girlfriend
💡Killing
💡Midnight Sparkle
💡Strengths
💡Cigarette
Highlights
Selling Rob expresses frustration with the acceptance of adult men watching 'My Little Pony', a show intended for young girls.
He questions the appropriateness of grown men watching a show meant for children aged five to ten years old.
Rob uses strong language to criticize the behavior, labeling it as 'creepy'.
He mocks the idea of 'friendship blasts' and the social aspects of the show's fanbase.
Rob sarcastically talks about wearing My Little Pony merchandise to attract attention from fans.
He suggests that watching the show is affecting the social lives and romantic relationships of its adult male viewers.
Rob humorously discusses the show's characters and their roles, questioning the lack of attention given to a character with a 'heart'.
He expresses confusion about the show's themes and elements, such as fire, wind, and unity.
Rob uses exaggerated language to emphasize his disdain for the show, threatening to 'kick' viewers.
He offers alternative activities for the viewers, such as watching adult content or action movies.
Rob claims to be a 'gangster' and uses hyperbolic violence to distance himself from the show's audience.
He humorously admits to planning to watch 'My Little Pony' despite his previous statements.
Rob ends with a reference to the show's main character, Twilight Sparkle, and his intention to watch the show at midnight.
Transcripts
what's up [ __ ] this is selling Rob
and I have had enough enough alright I
taking it anymore somebody's got to say
something and I guess it's got to be me
it's always got to be me so I'm gonna
[ __ ] I'm gonna take care of business
as usual all right
so nobody's gonna say something about
these [ __ ] bronies when did it become
okay for grown-ass men to watch a show
for little [ __ ] girls all right
because that's what it is my little pony
I'm gonna say the age group for that's
probably about five to ten years old um
when your 2627 watching it you know what
that is that's [ __ ] creepy that's
what that is all right just get the [ __ ]
out of my face man trying to take you
seriously and you're [ __ ] trying to
tell me you watch my little pony oh oh
man you catching you my little pony last
night all man you catch a [ __ ]
friendship blast all word [ __ ]
friendship blast like a [ __ ] all
day son
and they [ __ ] their give their
[ __ ] gas high-fives however they
[ __ ] do it and their little clubs or
whatever all right give me a [ __ ]
break
y'all are [ __ ] y'all wonder why you
ain't getting no [ __ ] Oh where's the
[ __ ] at
uh-uh I wore my [ __ ] I wore my my
little pony sure gum old pony head over
my little pony boxers and my my little
pony shoes why ain't the [ __ ] just all
over me it should just be [ __ ] this
like magnetized I should be use as a
[ __ ] magnet just they should just be
flying at my [ __ ] face give me a
[ __ ] break man god damn it
okay just because your girlfriend
watches my little pony doesn't mean you
have to watch it too you can go watch
some porn or [ __ ] something that
blows up man because you are actually
setting time aside to watch my little
pony you're like me I gotta watch this
later man oh [ __ ] me I don't know if I'm
gonna be able to have sex with my
girlfriend later
watch my little pony okay who the [ __ ]
that [ __ ] one with the purple hair or
whatever okay I mean that pony's
probably gonna be doing some stuff on
this episode and I gotta see what it is
I mean there's probably some friendships
maybe some some problems that need to be
overcome and you know they have to use
their strengths to unite okay and
there's like fire okay there's like wind
there's fire and then there's Hart and I
remember then they never did anything
with Hart man that kid that got heart
got screwed man I may be thinking of a
different show right now but I'm pretty
sure that show sucks T so I'm okay um
basically what I'm saying is if your
nuts have dropped and you're watching My
Little Pony then I'm about to kick you
in your nuts
so they disappear again because you're
not using the nuts anymore they're just
there
all right taking up space because you
could be watching anything anything
alright anything other than My Little
Pony it is not cool
I don't don't get it man just break
brain hemorrhage
I don't even smoke [ __ ] word I'm a
[ __ ] I'm a cold ass killer
straight-up gangster okay
I'll [ __ ] kill you right now I
[ __ ] smoke cigs I'm gonna [ __ ]
alright I [ __ ] your [ __ ] [ __ ] up I'll
burn me with this [ __ ] cigarette piss
on your face all right
[ __ ] I killed 14 people this morning
for breakfast planning on killing 14
more okay and then I'm gonna [ __ ]
kill 13 later on because I'm going to
take [ __ ] lunch break so there's a
little time there but I'm going to kill
when we make up for later on all right
but later that night I got to watch my
little pony mother [ __ ] all right
that midnight Sparkle it's about to be
all up in this [ __ ]
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