LOS MÁS FUNABLES DE TODOS
Summary
TLDRThe transcript appears to be a collection of humorous anecdotes and jokes, likely from a comedic performance. It includes a variety of topics such as a comparison between a priest and a Christmas tree, a playful discussion about Santa Claus and Asian children, and a series of light-hearted jokes about various characters like a very thin man, a monk, and a mother's cooking. The script is filled with laughter, music, and a casual conversational tone that seems to engage the audience with its wit and humor.
Takeaways
- 😄 The script is a humorous compilation of jokes and anecdotes, likely from a comedic performance.
- 🎄 A Christmas tree is humorously compared to a priest, suggesting that 'balls' (ornaments) end up in the same place during the festive season.
- 📱 The script mentions a personal anecdote about a phone background, indicating a possible visual joke or personal story.
- 👴 A segment of the script is dedicated to a character named 'Abuelo', suggesting a recurring character or a figure of affection.
- 😅 The script includes a joke about a mute person using their left hand to gesture, implying a play on words or a cultural reference.
- 🤣 A running gag involves the character being very thin, to the extent that injections are given in the meat for lunch, and a mosquito bite results in a rash on the back.
- 🚗 There's a mention of a car enthusiast, indicating a possible segment about cars or a character's passion for them.
- 🌎 The script touches on cultural differences, such as the metric system in U.S. schools and how it might confuse a crying child.
- 🎮 A light-hearted joke is made about the favorite video game console, likely engaging with a gaming audience.
- 😢 The script ends with a reflective tone, suggesting the technology of the future and how it's integrated into daily life.
Q & A
What is the joke about the mute people using their left hand?
-The joke suggests that mute people use their left hand to gesture because if they used their right hand, it would be similar to the Michelin man, who lost his job because his company was closed, and now he only has 'tears' (a play on words with 'tires' in English).
What is the punchline of the joke about the very thin man?
-The punchline is that the man is so thin that when a mosquito bit him on the chest, the bump appeared on his back.
Why do children in Asia not believe in Santa Claus according to the script?
-The script humorously suggests that children in Asia don't believe in Santa Claus because they are the ones who make the toys.
What is the favorite drink of the lion mentioned in the script?
-The script implies that the lion's favorite drink is a play on words, suggesting 'gimba' and 'ponimalta', which are nonsensical phrases and not actual drinks.
What is the joke about the priest and the Christmas tree?
-The script humorously states that a priest and a Christmas tree are similar because 'balls' (a term that could refer to Christmas ornaments) always end up in the same place, implying a connection to the religious figure's attire.
What is the punchline of the joke about the man who fell and fell and fell?
-The punchline is that the man fell so many times that it becomes a repetitive and humorous situation, although the actual outcome or reason for the falls is not specified.
Why did the script mention that the mother of Valeria is called 'Netflix'?
-The script humorously refers to the mother of Valeria as 'Netflix' because she is said to be in every house for 100 Mexican pesos, implying that she is widely known or accessible like the streaming service.
What is the joke about the mother who is so short that if she dies and is cremated, she remains 'raw'?
-This is a dark humor joke suggesting that because the mother is so short, even after cremation, she would not be fully 'cooked' or 'done', playing on the idea of cremation as a cooking process.
What is the joke about the mother who is so fat that if she puts on AirPods, they don't connect?
-The joke humorously implies that the mother is so large that when she wears AirPods, they are too far apart to connect, which is a common issue when the Bluetooth range is exceeded.
What is the punchline of the joke about the mother who smells like the nape, belly button, and chin?
-The punchline is that the mother smells in various parts of her body, which is a humorous exaggeration to describe someone who might not be very hygienic.
Outlines
😄 Humorous Anecdotes and Jokes
The first paragraph is a lively mix of humorous anecdotes and jokes. It starts with a playful comparison between a priest and a Christmas tree, followed by a series of jokes that touch on various subjects such as a man who wakes up on a bridge, a child named 'tarea' (homework in Spanish), and a teacher's confusion. The narrative includes a joke about why mute people use their left hand to gesture, a reference to Michelin, and a story about an extremely thin man. It also includes a joke about a school accident involving a chimbo (a type of hat), and ends with a comment on Asian children's belief in Santa Claus due to their involvement in toy manufacturing.
😆 More Witty Jokes and Commentary
Paragraph two continues the comedic theme with jokes and commentary. It includes a joke about a nun's pregnancy, a blind girl at the movies, and a series of puns related to the Mexican soccer team, America. The paragraph also delves into a story about a mother's fall from a motorcycle, humorous descriptions of physical appearances, and a joke about a man named Elo who was a good swimmer but met a tragic end. There's a mention of a friend's car obsession, a story about a mother who confuses yogurt for a meal, and a humorous take on time differences in Africa. The paragraph concludes with a joke about how to say 'psychoanalyst' in Japanese.
😂 Quirky Humor and Cultural References
The third paragraph is filled with quirky humor and cultural references. It begins with a joke about a man eating papa chorrea (a type of food) and a playful interaction with Mario. The paragraph includes a failed attempt at a joke about a chemist's farewell, a reference to a Japanese phrase for 'handkerchief', and a commentary on the silence of a new 'bro'. There's a mention of a joke about two candles from Valencia greeting each other, a humorous anecdote about Mario vomiting, and a series of jokes about various characters such as Flash's mother and a man named Linterna. The paragraph ends with a reflection on technology and a call for more jokes.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Coca-Cola
💡Marrano
💡Michelin
💡Santa Claus
💡Psicoanalista
💡Chimbo
💡Nintendo
💡Flash
💡Death Note
💡Linterna Verde
Highlights
A humorous comparison between a priest and a Christmas tree, highlighting the commonality of 'balls' ending up in the same place.
A playful anecdote about a photo the speaker used as their background, which was so quiet that it was unnoticed until mentioned.
A light-hearted introduction of the speaker, who jokingly claims to be better known as 'the best friend of Rodríguez'.
A joke about a man who is so poor that he wakes up on a bridge, mistaking it for a building, and a dog that doesn't understand the concept of 'tomorrow'.
A humorous explanation of why mute people use their left hand to gesture, relating it to a fictional story about Michelin.
A joke about the difficulty of eating stuffed food, with a twist on the phrase 'God, I'm so full'.
A story about an extremely thin man, so thin that an injection given in one part of his body affects another.
A question about the toughest part of a school bus accident, with a punchline that plays on the word 'chimney'.
An observation about Asian children not believing in Santa Claus because they are the ones who make the toys.
A joke about the Panther Rose and the loss of partners, with a playful ending.
A humorous story about a man who trips over a stone and the repetitive nature of the joke.
A question about the favorite drink of a lion, with a punchline that plays on the brand names of beverages.
A joke about how a nun gets pregnant, with a twist on the phrase 'overdosing on not being able to'.
A story about a blind girl going to the cinema and the tragic outcome due to not seeing the trailer.
A joke about a doctor's advice for a bleeding patient, with a humorous suggestion involving rice and sausages.
A playful interaction with fans of the América football team, mentioning a blockade and a humorous reaction.
A joke about a very fat person, so fat that if they put on AirPods, they wouldn't connect.
A humorous story about a very short person, so short that if they die and are cremated, they would be 'undercooked'.
A joke about a mother who is so large that if she falls, it's like a 'Viper' motorcycle crash.
A question about the most difficult part of a child, with a punchline that plays on the word 'chimney'.
A joke about a man who is a fan of cars and the speaker's unique greeting for him.
A humorous story about a grandfather who was nicknamed 'ratatouille' because of his cooking skills.
A joke about a mother who drinks yogurt and arrives 'defeated' at the stomach.
A question about the duration of days in Africa, with a punchline that plays on the lack of time for meals.
A joke about how to say 'psychoanalyst' in Japanese, with a humorous twist.
A story about two children playing with a box and ending up without a bed, with a punchline that plays on the word 'box'.
A question about why the mother of Valeria is called 'Netflix', with a punchline that plays on the ubiquity of the streaming service.
A joke about the favorite console of the speaker, with a humorous twist on the brand name 'Nintendo'.
A humorous story about a man named Fernández who eats chorizo for breakfast, with a punchline that plays on the word 'chorizo'.
A joke about how to say 'traffic police' in Japanese, with a humorous twist.
A question about how two candles from Calena greet each other, with a punchline that plays on the word 'wax'.
A joke about the mother of Valeria being called 'Netflix' because she is available in every house for 100 Mexican pesos.
A humorous story about a man who vomits after eating too much, with a punchline that plays on the word 'Mario'.
A question about the most refreshing cat, with a punchline that plays on the word 'cool'.
A joke about the mother of Flash being called 'Yolanda Rayo', with a humorous twist.
A story about dogs entering a church because the door was open, with a punchline that plays on the word 'open'.
A joke about a chemistry teacher who tells a joke without any reaction, with a punchline that plays on the lack of 'reaction'.
A humorous observation about the back of the neck looking like a package of sausages.
A question about the technology of the future, with a punchline that plays on the word 'technology'.
Transcripts
[Música]
En qué se parece un cura y un árbol de
[Música]
Navidad les quiero enseñar la foto que
puse de mi
fondo por tan callado el nuevo es que yo
no le pedí a
[Música]
coca-cola Hola el abuelo los quiero
mucho Oye oye oye me escuchan miren eso
miren eso miren eso pero subar el
volumen e cómo te pusiste
foto metió plata papi el último capítulo
la
situación ya ya ya Valeria ent 10
Hola
soy esta
noche Buenas noches Mi nombre
es
[Música]
saludon Corona
Buenas noches Mi nombre es mejor
conocido
comoo del gol el mejor amigo Rodríguez
también me Conce mucho
así Bueno Hola pues yo
soy mejor amigo de toda la vida amig de6
[Música]
[Risas]
van aar los canales Ho
muchachos importa importa rascar visit
de sajor del
Canal soy
Juan soy pobre No tengo p casa de [ __ ]
un peroo esten
el otro día me cepillé con Colgate y
amanecí en un
puente pare un edificio y un
perro que ninguno de dos tomate
árbol un niño que llamaba tarea una
colegio la profesora dijo tarea para la
casa y tarea se
fue nadie le entendió la
[Música]
misa ustedes saben Por qué los mudos se
hacen la con la mano
izquierda por qué Porque con la
derecha al hombre Michelin le cerraron
la empresa y ahora ya no se llanta solo
llantos Okay muchachos ustedes saben por
los no pueden comer rellena a
Dios m que muer un dedo
por Okay habí una vez un parcero tan
Flaco pero tan Flaco pero tan flaco que
las inyecciones se las ponían en la
carne para el
almuerzo un tan Flaco pero tan Flaco
pero tan flaco que un sanc picó en el
pecho y le salió la roncha en la
espalda Qué es lo más duro de un
accidente de Us
escolar el chimbo de
ustedes saben en qué se parece un cura y
un árbol de navidad en qué en que las
bolas siempre terminan en
las estamos en la misma página pero dej
la bu y decirlo después hijo de [ __ ] los
niños asiáticos no creen en Santa Claus
porque ellos son los que hacen los
juguetes
Hola Qué dice La Pantera Rosa cuando se
le pierden los parceros qué Dónde
[Música]
[Risas]
estarán Okay muchachos Había una vez un
c pies que no hab una piedra y se
tropezó y se tropezó y se tropezó y
ustedes saben Cuál es la bebida favorita
del R Leon la
gimba la Malta la
ponimalta Cómo Se embaraza una
monja la
vist ustedes escucharon de la que se
murió por una sobredosis de no le
pudieron cerrar
at porque la niña ciega fue a cine y se
murió por qué Porque no vio el
tráiler una peleada del médico y le dice
doctor doctor me sangra mucho el [ __ ]
qué puedo hacer el doctor le dice con un
poco de arroz unas
morcillas
no Oye Oy Oye no hinchas del América
para el llano Pero como hay bloqueos
yaan
no Uy
[Risas]
nos vamos recochar la mamá hoy la mam
de a la
[Risas]
de una moto y se cayó la mamá de
Viper la mamá cuando se va bañar primero
las paredes emp a dar vuel muy
gord Cómo es que se lama elista rp y
furiosos Loreto agach que
Loreto en esta vida conozco cinco gordas
y la mamá son cuatro de
[Risas]
ellas la mamá de peli es tan gorda que
si se pone unos airpods no se
vinculan la mamá de es tan corta que si
se muere y la crema queda cruda
la que uno no sabe si está de frente o
está de
[Risas]
lado dnde
ROM horrible Bueno les quiero enseñar la
foto que puse de mi fondo
[Risas]
[Música]
que la frente le huele
ombligo y la barbilla le
huele ustedes no
aprendieron sabían que en las escuelas
de Estados Unidos se usa el sistema
métrico usan 9 usualmente
por llora el
niño por crisis de Med Ed la diferencia
entre
que el Marrano no tiene problemas de
salud la
mam ustedes saben de se murió pie grande
de de de un chanclazo
am es Elo de un panadero
puras Migajas y que no le
salga mi papá era un excelente nadador
Lástima que lo llevó la primera Hola del
Yo tengo un parcero muy fan de los
carros y cada que lo saludo le digo qué
onda a mi abuelo le decían ratatui
porque cocinaba bien no porque hacía
cocinar a mi abuela agarrándola por el
la mamá de es que toma un yogurt y llega
vencido al estómago
Por qué los días en África solo tienen
23 horas por qué Porque falta la hora de
la
comida y el desayuno y el almuerzo como
se
dice Cómo se dice psicoanalista en
japonés sacudo tu
[Música]
coco hab una vez dos gamines tirando
caja y se quedaron sin cama
ustedes saben Por qué a la mamá de
Valeria le dicen Netflix por porque por
100 pesos mexicanos está en cualquier
casa la M deper es una
[ __ ] Okay Cuál es la consola favorita de
los
[Risas]
la
Nintendo bro
[Música]
[Risas]
bro
[Música]
cama
ya por
favor r Fernández muy buenos días
comiendo papa chorrea a las 10 de la
mañana con j Mario ustedes saben cómo se
despiden los
químicos ha sido un
placer me di más risa cuando murió el
gato mío Cómo dice pañuelo en japonés
saco moquito quita moquito o hab n es
Man Ah no empecé mal
[Música]
Perdón Cómo se dice policía de tránsito
en
japonés ahas No la saben cierto mal
parido Pues yo si te quito la
moto María hacele un huevo al niño
freelo y el niño
u u Okay muchachos ustedes saben cómo se
saludan dos velas caleñas Cómo vela
ve juango por qué tan callado usted el
nuevo bro es que yo no le pedí chistes a
mis seguidores de mi ustedes saben Por
qué se vomitó
Mario Mario Por qué es
Mario uy uy
Valeria aquí tienes para acme mi mamá
Noe tuam bufas melas mamelones no entend
ustedes saben en
dnde cuál es la parte más dura de un
niño el chimo de Michael jaon
Perdón perdón ustedes saben Cuál es el
gato más
refrescante gato Cuál cuál el
gato O ustes saben cómo llam la mamá de
Flash Yolanda
Rayo ustedes ustedes Aquí tienen como un
r hern FR
[Risas]
ustedes saben quién me dijo que su anime
favorito era Death
Note por los niños africanos
queer poros africanos juegan con la
tierra con la comida no se juega
[Música]
ustedes saben cómo llama la mamá de
Linterna
Verde Cómo Luz
Marina ustedes saben por los perros
entraron a la
iglesia porque la puerta est
abierta Oye ahorita les conté un chiste
químico porque no hubo reacción
Entonces no puedo contar
chistes la mam de
valer atrás del cuello parece un paquete
de
[Risas]
salchicha de químicos los odio
[Música]
uno puede
venir muchachos ustedes Alguna vez se
han preguntado en Cómo la tecnología de
losos ustedes básicamente todos los días
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