The Red Kryptonite Menace: Buttockalypse!

Summary

This humorous video script features Supergirl dealing with an unexpected side effect from exposure to red kryptonite, which has caused her to grow into a giant. As she floats in space, waiting for the effects to wear off, the world is facing what is jokingly dubbed the 'Buttockalypse' due to her massive size. The script highlights the comical reactions from Metropolis residents, with lighthearted comments about Supergirl’s huge size eclipsing the sun and disrupting satellites and tides. The script blends humor with superhero elements, providing an amusing take on the effects of red kryptonite.

Takeaways

• 😎 Supergirl mentions her exposure to red kryptonite.
• 😬 Red kryptonite causes random and unusual effects on Kryptonians.
• 😮 One time, Supergirl grew into a giant due to exposure to a large piece of red kryptonite.
• 🪂 Supergirl decides to fly above Earth to avoid causing damage while she waits for the effects to wear off.
• 🌍 The event is dubbed the 'Buttockalypse' by the world as her massive size causes major disruptions.
• 🌞 Supergirl's enormous butt blocks out the sun, leading to a total solar eclipse.
• 🛰️ Several satellites have been destroyed as they were caught in her gravitational orbit.
• 🌊 Supergirl’s size even affects the tides on Earth due to her gravitational pull.
• 😂 People in Metropolis make light of the situation with humorous remarks about her large size.
• 👂 Supergirl reminds them she can still hear their comments thanks to her super hearing.

Q & A

What is the significance of red kryptonite in this script?

Red kryptonite alters a Kryptonian's body and mind in random and unpredictable ways. In this script, it causes Supergirl to grow into a giant.

What humorous consequences are caused by Supergirl's transformation in the script?

Supergirl's transformation into a giant causes a total eclipse of the sun, destroys satellites caught in her gravitational orbit, and affects the tides. This event is humorously referred to as the 'Buttockalypse.'

What is the main cause of concern for the people of Metropolis during Supergirl's transformation?

The main concern is the enormous size of Supergirl's butt, which has blocked out the sun, destroyed satellites, and altered the tides.

How long does Supergirl expect her transformation to last?

Supergirl expects the effects of red kryptonite to wear off in about 24 hours.

How does Supergirl attempt to minimize damage caused by her transformation?

Supergirl tries to minimize the damage by floating above Earth to prevent her massive size from crushing the planet.

What is the reaction of Metropolis citizens to Supergirl's transformation?

The citizens react with a mix of humor and concern. One person humorously comments that a fart from Supergirl could wipe everyone out, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

How does Supergirl react to the comments made about her transformation?

Supergirl responds defensively, reminding everyone that she has super hearing and can hear their comments, implying she's embarrassed or annoyed by the remarks.

What does the term 'Buttockalypse' refer to in the script?

'Buttockalypse' humorously refers to the catastrophic consequences of Supergirl's massive size blocking the sun and affecting Earth's gravitational forces.

What is the role of the media in this scenario?

The media sensationalizes the event, dubbing it the 'Buttockalypse,' and reports on the destruction caused by Supergirl's transformation, including satellite destruction and tidal changes.

What is the tone of the script, and how does it contribute to the humor?

The tone is lighthearted and comedic, using exaggerated situations and humorous dialogue to highlight the absurdity of Supergirl's predicament, such as her giant size and the resulting 'Buttockalypse.'