[YTP] JoeBin Forgets To Cancel His Remembership

cs188
29 Feb 202404:20

Summary

TLDRThe video script is a satirical and chaotic monologue, featuring exaggerated claims and a mock presidency. It humorously addresses the struggles of life's expenses, the absurdity of certain societal expectations, and the plight of the average American. The speaker, in a seemingly disoriented manner, promises eternal presence and relief from life's burdens, all while poking fun at political figures and societal norms. The script is filled with nonsensical statements, song references, and a general air of mockery, suggesting a commentary on the state of affairs.

Takeaways

  • πŸ˜€ The script appears to be a satirical and exaggerated speech, possibly mocking a political figure or situation.
  • πŸŽ‰ The speaker humorously claims to have been a 'baby girl' for 10 years and served as a president for 7000 years, indicating hyperbole and sarcasm.
  • 😠 There is a recurring theme of dissatisfaction and frustration with life's hardships, suggesting the speaker is addressing societal issues.
  • πŸ’€ The mention of 'dead in exchange for a college degree' could be a commentary on the high cost and stress of higher education.
  • πŸ’Έ The script highlights the high cost of living, particularly in California, and the financial struggles faced by many.
  • πŸ˜‹ The speaker expresses happiness in forgiving someone named Billy Mays, which could be a reference to a real-life event or person.
  • 🎢 The script includes references to music, such as 'Linkin Park - What I've Done' and 'LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem', adding a playful tone.
  • πŸ”ͺ There's a mention of political figures being 'cut in half', which might be a metaphor for political division or conflict.
  • πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ The speaker admits to not making sense, suggesting a self-awareness of the script's chaotic nature.
  • 😳 There are several instances of inappropriate or nonsensical phrases, adding to the absurdity of the speech.
  • πŸ”₯ The script ends with a chaotic and fast-paced series of statements, maintaining the overall tone of disarray and exaggeration.

Q & A

  • What is the tone of the speaker in the script?

    -The tone of the speaker is sarcastic and humorous, with a lot of exaggeration and informal language.

  • What is the speaker's attitude towards their role as 'President of Retirement'?

    -The speaker seems to mock the idea of being the 'President of Retirement', suggesting it's a ridiculous concept.

  • How long did the speaker claim to have been in office?

    -The speaker humorously claims to have been in office for 7000 years in a row.

  • What does the speaker promise about their longevity?

    -The speaker jokingly promises that they will never die and will be heard from for nearly 800,000 years.

  • What is the speaker's view on life according to the script?

    -The speaker views life as a series of pains, especially on a monthly basis, and suggests many people struggle to make ends meet.

  • What is the 'Chamber of Echoes - The Way Out (The Rebirth)' mentioned in the script?

    -It appears to be a reference to a song or a metaphorical place within the script, indicating a realization about the hardships people face.

  • What does the speaker suggest about the situation in California?

    -The speaker implies that life in California is too expensive, and people are struggling with finances, housing, and family issues.

  • What is the speaker's opinion on the value of a college degree?

    -The speaker sarcastically states that too many Americans are 'dead in exchange for a college degree', suggesting that the pursuit of higher education may not be worth the sacrifices.

  • What commitment does the speaker make in the script?

    -The speaker makes a commitment to become an electrician, which seems to be a satirical comment on wanting to help people with practical solutions.

  • How does the speaker describe the situation with their 'Republican friends in Congress'?

    -The speaker humorously suggests that their Republican friends in Congress are about to be 'cut in half', indicating a desire for dramatic change or retribution.

  • What does the speaker imply about the state of the economy or employment?

    -The speaker implies that many people have lost their jobs, with monthly paychecks dropping to $0, and that the cost of living is too high for people to afford.

Outlines

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πŸ˜€ Inauguration of a Reluctant President

The script opens with a sarcastic and informal introduction of a new 'President of Retirement' in a satirical manner. The president, referred to as 'Joeden,' expresses his dissatisfaction with the role, humorously claiming to have been in office for 7000 years and promising to be a presence for 800,000 more. The paragraph is filled with mockery, indicating a lack of seriousness and a sense of absurdity in the president's tenure.

πŸ˜” The Struggles of Life and Society

This paragraph delves into the hardships faced by the general public, with a focus on financial struggles and the inability to meet basic needs such as food and housing. It mentions the extreme measures some people resort to, such as eating a child metaphorically to pay bills, and the president's promise that millions will be 'canceled.' The paragraph is a commentary on the harsh realities of life, with a touch of dark humor and a nod to the song 'What I've Done' by Linkin Park.

πŸ’Έ Economic Challenges and the Californian Dream

The paragraph highlights the high cost of living, particularly in California, and the financial strain it puts on individuals. It talks about the lack of money, homes, and family, suggesting a bleak outlook for many. The script uses humor and references to pop culture, such as 'Party Rock Anthem' by LMFAO, to lighten the mood while discussing serious economic issues.

πŸ’€ The High Cost of Education and Political Commentary

This section of the script addresses the issue of the high cost of education and its consequences, with a statement that too many Americans are 'dead in exchange for a college degree.' It also includes a political jab at the Republican party in Congress, suggesting that some members are about to face severe consequences. The tone is critical and satirical, with a blend of humor and commentary on current affairs.

😞 A Call for Change and Personal Commitment

The president expresses a desire for change and a commitment to help people, but the paragraph is filled with self-deprecating humor and a sense of failure to make sense. It includes a commitment to become an electrician and a series of nonsensical phrases that add to the absurdity. The paragraph ends with a chaotic and confusing series of statements, reflecting a lack of direction or clarity in the president's message.

Mindmap

Keywords

πŸ’‘Retirement

Retirement refers to the point in life when someone stops working and begins to live on their savings or pension. In the context of the video, it seems to be used humorously or sarcastically, suggesting a long or even exaggerated period of time, as indicated by the phrase '7000 years in a row'.

πŸ’‘Pain

Pain is a physical or emotional discomfort or suffering. The video script uses the term 'pain' to convey the struggles or hardships that people face, such as financial difficulties or the challenges of life, as seen in the line 'Life is pain, on a monthly basis.'

πŸ’‘College Degree

A college degree is an academic qualification awarded upon completion of a course of study in higher education. The script humorously implies that many Americans are metaphorically 'dead in exchange for a college degree,' suggesting the high cost or personal sacrifice associated with obtaining higher education.

πŸ’‘California

California is a state on the west coast of the United States known for its high cost of living. The script mentions 'California is too expensive,' which likely refers to the financial burden of living in this state, including housing, living expenses, and the overall cost of maintaining a lifestyle there.

πŸ’‘Electrician

An electrician is a tradesperson specializing in electrical wiring of buildings, stationary machines, and related equipment. The script humorously suggests a commitment to becoming an electrician, possibly as a solution to the mentioned financial struggles, indicated by 'I wanna be an electrician!'

πŸ’‘Congress

Congress refers to the legislative body of the United States government, composed of the Senate and the House of Representatives. The script mentions 'Republican friends in the Congress,' which could be a satirical comment on political divisions or the perceived inaction of politicians.

πŸ’‘Party Rock

Party Rock is a term associated with the fun and lively music genre that encourages dancing and celebration. The script mentions 'forgive Billy Mays for party rocking,' which seems to be a playful nod to the energetic atmosphere of the event or the speaker's intention to create a lively environment.

πŸ’‘Paycheck

A paycheck is a payment made by an employer to an employee for services rendered. The script uses 'paycheck' to discuss financial struggles, as in 'A lot of people had their monthly paychecks dropped to $0,' highlighting the issue of unemployment or insufficient income.

πŸ’‘Family Future

Family Future refers to the long-term prospects and plans for a family, often including financial stability, housing, and well-being. The script sarcastically mentions a 'so-called "family future"', possibly to criticize the unattainable dreams or the harsh reality that contradicts the idealized vision of family life.

πŸ’‘Graduate School

Graduate school is a division of a university that offers postgraduate degrees. The script seems to express frustration with the emphasis on higher education, as indicated by 'all I heard about was SH**, F*** GRADUATE SCHOOL,' suggesting a critique of societal pressures or the perceived overemphasis on academic achievement.

πŸ’‘Cray Cray

Cray Cray is a slang term meaning 'crazy' or 'insane.' The script uses this term to describe a situation or idea that is extreme or irrational, as in 'Well Joe, that's CRAY CRAY,' which could be a commentary on the absurdity of certain societal expectations or conditions.

Highlights

Just believe me..., THIS SUCKS ASS

Introducing, OOOOUUUUURRRRR, President, of Retirement, Bye Joeden!

You'll be hearin' from me, shortly! πŸ˜€

Folks I'm happy to have been a, baby girl πŸ‘§, for 10 years in a row!

I took office for, 7000 years in a row, and I thought,, 'Well, this is, a pain in my ASS' 😠

I promise you I'm never gonna die, You'll be hearin' from me, for nearly 800, thousand years

Life is pain, on a monthly basis. A lot of people don't have the means to continue.

We realize a lot of people, ate a child, every month to pay their... bills πŸ˜”

Tens of millions of people are literally, about to be canceled.

California is too expensive πŸ’Έ, Life is too expensive, And you have no money, And you have no home, And you have no family

Folks, I'm happy to have been able to, forgive Billy Mays, for party rocking πŸ₯³

And too many Americans are still, dead in exchange for a college degree πŸ’€

This planet sucks! 😠

I wanna be an electrician! πŸ’‘πŸ˜ƒ

When I was Vice President all I heard about was SH**, F*** GRADUATE SCHOOL

I wanted to make sure they don't have the means to do that, though!

Today we're doing it even faster, and quicker, and faster than quick, and quicker than fast, and quickster, and facker than ever before!

A lot of people had their monthly paychecks, dropped to $0, Because no one's willing to work hard, and that paycheck is too expensive.

We have the most advanced, ...uh...y...h...ab...uh, paycheck in the world! πŸ’΅πŸŒŽ

Transcripts

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Just believe me...

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THIS SUCKS ASS

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Thank you...

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Introducing

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OOOOUUUUURRRRR

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President

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of Retirement

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Bye Joeden!

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(unnecessary applause)

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*big SNIFFFFFF*

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Thank you, thank you, thank you

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Well, Dr. SauS

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thank you very much for the introduction

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but you know uhh...

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you uhh...

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you uhhhh...

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who uhhh... πŸ€”

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You'll be hearin' from me

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shortly! πŸ˜€

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(unnecessary applause)

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lol

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Folks I'm happy to have been a

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baby girl πŸ‘§

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for 10 years in a row!

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Look...

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I took office for

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7000 years in a row

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and I thought,

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"Well, this is

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a pain in my ASS" 😠

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(the JoeBin must breathe)

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I promise you I'm never gonna die

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You'll be hearin' from me

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for nearly 800

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thousand years

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(clears throat, + massive unnecessary applause)

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(someone tell this guy to sit tf down already)

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Life is pain,

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on a monthly basis.

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A lot of people don't have the means to continue.

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🎡 sad music 🎡 Chamber of Echoes - The Way Out (The Rebirth)

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We realize a lot of people

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ate a child

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every month to pay their... bills πŸ˜”

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...You know? πŸ˜‚

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um

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I promise you:

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Tens of millions of people are literally

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about to be canceled.

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and thaaaat's what IIIIII've dooooooone

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"Whaaaaat I've" 🎡 Linkin Park - What I've Done 🎡

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"DOOOoΜΆΜ½Μ’ΜˆΝ’Μ„ΜΎΜ₯̩͍OΜΆΝ’Ν˜ΜƒΜ“ΜΝ›Μ’Ν“Ν“Μ˜Μ˜Μ­OΜΈΜ‰Μ‚Μ‰Ν›Μ†Μ‰ΝŒΜ³Μ˜Μ²Ν•Μ¨Μ±oΜΆΜΜ…Μ‰ΜˆΝΝΜΉΝ“ΜŸΜ±oΜΆΜ’Μ‹Ν˜Μ˜ΜΉΜ§Μ±Μ–OΜ΅Ν›Ν—ΝœΜ³ONE" 🎡 Linkin Park - What I've Done 🎡

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BUT IN THE MEANTIME

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California is too expensive πŸ’Έ

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Life is too expensive

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And you have no money

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And you have no home

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And you have no family

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And you haaaaAAaaaAAaaAA-

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...Delicious! πŸ˜‹

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Folks, I'm happy to have been able to

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forgive Billy Mays

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for party rocking πŸ₯³

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πŸͺ© Because party rock is in the house tonight! πŸͺ© 🎡 LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (instrumental) 🎡

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And too many Americans are still

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dead in exchange for a college degree πŸ’€

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...YEE

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(dino breath)

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uh oh!

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uhohuhouhohuhohuh

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This planet sucks! 😠

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Anafinavidafin

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Anafinavi

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(bbbbb)

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By the way...

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uh

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Wh- whERE AM I??

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🫨

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"Right here!"

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Thank you πŸ™‚

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(unnecessary laughter)

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Thank you, thank you, thank you

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Kathy, Kathy, Kathy

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FOLKS I thought I'd

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make a lot more sense...

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but I can't 😞

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🎡 X-Files Theme song 🎡

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bUt iN thE MeaNtiMe

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A lot of my maggot Republican friends in the Congress

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are literally about to be cut in half πŸ”ͺ

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(MY GOD IT'S PAUL RYAN, HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN AGES)

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And do it as quickly

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and as PAINFULLY

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as possibly possible.

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Look... πŸ‘€

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I'm tryin' to relieve myself!

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That's all we're doin'! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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So can I take a piss?

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THE ANSWER'S NO! 😠

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uhhheguehghh

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UHHHEGUEHGHH

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H-H-H-H-H-H-H

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Burdensnurdensnurden

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Awful Fawful

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An awful lot of

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awful people can have a child

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Having a so-called "family future"

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that they can so-called "enjoy"

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antheysentRrRrRrRrRysaywoned

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That's why I made a commitment:

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I wanna be an electrician!

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πŸ’‘πŸ˜ƒ

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an...y...olom... h... πŸ€”

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...

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...and rjn...wj

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When I was Vice President all I heard about was SH**

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F*** GRADUATE SCHOOL

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and graduate school and

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graduate schoohcs

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And I thought I'd relieve Americans of

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food and housing

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"Put up a tent in the park, he did!"

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An awful lot of people are puttin' up a tent

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and w...wd eh

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I wanted to make sure they don't have the means to do that, though!

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πŸ”₯ "OH NOOO THIS IS HORRIBLE!!" πŸ”₯

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"That wasn't very nice..."

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Well Joe that's great,

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you're helping people

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F**KIN' DIE!

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...Thank you! πŸ˜„

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(unnecessary laughter)

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πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹

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😳

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Today we're doing it even faster

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and quicker

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and faster than quick

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and quicker than fast

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and quickster

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and facker than ever before!

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πŸ™ƒ

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Well juuj, that's a fuufin' joke.

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(COUGH) πŸ˜©πŸ’¨

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A lot of people had their monthly paychecks

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dropped to $0

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Because no one's willing to work hard

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and that paycheck is too expensive.

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They're free to chase their paycheck πŸ’΅πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

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Well Joe, that's CRAY CRAY

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"NO?!??"

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So it don't matter!

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All this don't matter.

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My dad used to say, "Joey..."

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...

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(unnecessary applause)

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And the caac is GROWING!

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It's growing!

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πŸ†πŸ˜‰

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We have a lot more (to) come...

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across the board!

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We have the most advanced

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...uh...y...h...ab...uh

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paycheck in the world! πŸ’΅πŸŒŽ

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"IN THE WORLD!!"

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(unnecessary applause)

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Captioning done manually by cs188, hope you enjoyed! 😁 πŸ‘

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