US Presidents Play Madden 24 - SUPER BOWL SPECIAL (Part 9)

Summary

In this entertaining video, a group of friends engage in a humorous and chaotic football game simulation, with political banter and in-game commentary. The video features playful arguments, strategic trades, and a competitive spirit, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

Takeaways

• 🎮 The script is a humorous and playful transcript of a group playing a football video game, with a lot of banter and in-jokes.
• 🏈 The game being played is a fictionalized version of American football, with references to real NFL teams and terminology.
• 🎙️ The participants engage in a lot of back-and-forth dialogue, with a focus on political humor and references to current events.
• 🤷‍♂️ There's a running joke about the characters' inability to agree on game rules and strategies, leading to frequent interruptions and arguments.
• 🎤 Mention of a halftime performance, with a humorous reference to Taylor Swift, indicating a mix of real-world pop culture with the game scenario.
• 😅 The script includes several instances of characters making light-hearted jabs at each other's gaming skills and personal attributes.
• 👥 The characters discuss trades and team selections, suggesting a fantasy football draft dynamic within the game.
• 🚫 There's a recurring theme of characters being 'voted off' or eliminated from the game, reminiscent of reality TV show formats.
• 🤔 The script touches on the idea of 'fake news' and media portrayal, with characters defending or poking fun at their public images.
• 🎉 There's a sense of camaraderie and friendly competition among the players, despite the disagreements and humorous insults.
• 🏆 The transcript concludes with a playful declaration of the winning team and a reminder of the fictional nature of the game's outcome.

Q & A

What is the main theme of the video script?

The main theme of the video script is a humorous and fictional depiction of a group of individuals, possibly friends or commentators, engaging in a football video game while making light-hearted political and personal commentary.

What is the significance of the term 'WAP' mentioned in the script?

In the script, 'WAP' is used as a humorous reference to a song that one of the characters starts singing, which is met with disapproval by others, indicating it might be an inappropriate or out-of-place moment in their game commentary.

What does the character 'Bill' imply when he talks about 'blowing money on strippers and cars'?

The character 'Bill' is using hyperbole to humorously suggest a reckless lifestyle, which is then playfully countered by another character predicting that such behavior would lead to 'going to prison' rather than success.

What is the role of 'Robert' in the script?

In the script, 'Robert' is initially portrayed as a participant in the video game, but his performance is criticized, and there's a humorous attempt to 'trade' him for cash, indicating he's not playing well or is being teased by the group.

What is the significance of the 'Super Bowl' in the script?

The 'Super Bowl' is mentioned as a backdrop for the video game being played, adding a layer of commentary and humor about predictions and the event itself, suggesting the game they are playing mirrors or is inspired by this real-life sports event.

Why does the character 'Donald' express discomfort with the song associated with the halftime show?

The character 'Donald' claims that the song is depressing and makes him dwell on the past, specifically mentioning the year 2020, which might imply a personal or shared significance or sentiment related to that year.

What is the humorous exchange about 'douche flutes' in the script?

The term 'douche flutes' is used by one character to mock vapes, creating a humorous and absurd term that leads to a playful debate about what it is and where to buy one, showcasing the characters' banter.

What is the 'trade' that occurs in the script involving 'Robert'?

The 'trade' mentioned in the script is a humorous moment where the character 'Robert' is offered to be traded for cash, with the group agreeing to split the amount, which is a playful way to comment on his performance in the game.

What is the significance of the '69ers' mentioned at the end of the script?

The '69ers' is a playful and incorrect reference to a football team, likely the '49ers', used for comedic effect. It highlights the script's light-hearted and non-serious tone.

What is the final outcome of the game in the script?

The final outcome of the game, as humorously described in the script, is that the team led by the characters wins the 'Super Bowl', with a final score that is playfully criticized for being too close or unsatisfactory.

Outlines

00:00

🏈 Football Game Setup and Team Selection

The script begins with a humorous introduction to a football-themed video game session. The characters discuss their roles and the rules of the game, which are set as Democrats versus Republicans. There's a playful banter about team captains, trades, and the importance of not letting political views interfere with the game. The characters also joke about their personal lives and relationships, setting a light-hearted tone for the video.

05:01

🤣 In-Game Strategy and Playful Taunts

This paragraph delves into the gameplay, where the characters engage in strategic discussions and playful taunts. The focus is on the first quarter of the game, with characters like Ben and Robert taking center stage. There's a mix of serious strategy and comedic relief, as they discuss their offensive and defensive plays, and the consequences of their decisions on the field. The characters also joke about each other's personal lives, adding a layer of humor to the competitive atmosphere.

10:03

🏆 Mid-Game Tensions and Halftime Show

As the game progresses, tensions rise among the players. The third paragraph highlights the mid-game dynamics, with characters like Brett and Barry taking over the game. There's a focus on the halftime show, with a humorous twist on who the performers might be. The characters continue their banter, discussing their performance and the impact of their decisions on the game's outcome. The paragraph also includes a discussion about the possibility of a gas leak, adding a comedic element to the competitive environment.

15:04

🎉 Final Quarter and Post-Game Reflections

The final paragraph wraps up the game, focusing on the last quarter and the post-game reflections. The characters discuss their performance, the final score, and the impact of their decisions. There's a humorous discussion about the halftime show and the potential for a bomb going off, adding a dramatic twist to the otherwise light-hearted video. The characters also reflect on their personal lives and relationships, ending the video on a humorous note.

Keywords

💡Super Bowl

The Super Bowl is the annual championship game of the National Football League (NFL), often considered one of the biggest sporting events in the United States. In the script, the Super Bowl is used as a backdrop for a humorous and fictional game scenario, highlighting the competitive and entertaining nature of the event.

💡Democrats versus Republicans

This phrase refers to the two major political parties in the United States, which are often pitted against each other in various contexts. In the script, it is used to create a playful rivalry between two teams, mirroring the real-world political divide and adding a layer of satire to the video.

💡Trade

In the context of sports, a trade involves the exchange of players between teams. The script humorously discusses the possibility of trading players during a game, which is not typical in real sports but adds a comedic element to the video by highlighting the characters' strategic thinking.

💡Captains

Captains are leaders or team representatives in sports, often responsible for making strategic decisions. The script humorously disputes the role of captains in the game, emphasizing the chaotic and disorganized nature of the fictional event.

💡Halftime

Halftime is the break between the two halves of a game, often used for strategic adjustments and entertainment. The script references a halftime performance, typically a major musical event at the Super Bowl, but humorously suggests that the characters themselves are the entertainment.

💡Punter

A punter in American football is a player who specializes in kicking the ball downfield. The script uses the punter as a point of contention, with characters debating the strategic use of punting, reflecting the tactical aspects of football.

💡Field goal

A field goal is a method of scoring in American football, achieved by kicking the ball through the goalposts. The script mentions field goals as a way to score points, emphasizing the competitive nature of the game and the characters' desire to win.

💡Touchdown

A touchdown is the primary method of scoring in American football, achieved by carrying the ball into the opponent's end zone. The script uses touchdowns to highlight the excitement and high stakes of the game, with characters celebrating or lamenting their success in scoring.

💡Arcade mode

Arcade mode typically refers to a style of gameplay that is more casual and less realistic than standard modes. In the script, arcade mode is humorously referenced to describe the unrealistic and exaggerated nature of the game being played.

💡Halftime show

The halftime show is a major entertainment event that occurs during the halftime break of the Super Bowl. The script humorously discusses the halftime show, suggesting that the characters themselves are part of the show, adding a layer of meta-commentary to the video.

💡Controller

In video gaming, a controller is a device used to interact with the game. The script references the controller to highlight the interactive nature of the game being played, with characters arguing over who gets to control the game, reflecting the competitive spirit of the video.

Highlights

Introduction of AI voices for entertainment purposes and disclaimer of political influence.

Discussion about the Super Bowl prediction and the humorous off-track banter.

Ben's rap is introduced, with mixed reviews and a playful critique.

Debate on team captains and the selection process for the gaming session.

Controversy over trades during the game and the final decision on team composition.

Humor about political affiliations and their relation to the game teams.

Unexpected in-game events, like players taking off uniforms, causing chaos.

Strategic decisions on when to use a trade in the game.

Light-hearted jabs at the game's commentary and player performances.

Halftime discussion, with humor about the performance and game score.

Post-halftime adjustments and the competitive spirit resuming the game.

Dramatic moments in the game with close plays and turnovers.

Comedic commentary on the game's rules and player strategies.

Tense moments as the game nears its end with close scoring.

Final moments of the game with last-ditch efforts and commentary.

Post-game banter and humorous reflections on the game's outcome.

Closing remarks with a playful plug for a sports card channel and a reminder for responsible behavior.

Transcripts

and these are all AI voices and are

strictly for entertainment purposes if

you think I'm playing a video game to

push political views of my own then I

really need to re-evaluate my life

viewer discretion is advised thank you

for watching and uh it's time for the

Super

Bowl well Donald hate to break it to you

but your Super Bowl prediction was just

slightly off oh no I'm not letting you

shift gears here we need to talk about

Ben's rap now that he's here oh you

listen to it it was great wasn't it it

was good up until the 1 minute and 9sec

Mark that's when you started your WAP I

could sure go for some whap and Bill

starts us out strong am I going to I to

need to keep bill in check again today

CU I really don't think that's my job

well I would but I'm too busy blowing

money on strippers and cars which is why

you'll be going to prison while I'm on

television o Ben honey let's just give

it a rest okay honey so Ben is your

fiance no Ben's her brother not this

again Sister Kisser Joe shut up sounds

like we will have a spicy one today okay

in an attempt to not have this intro be

longer than it needs to be we are going

to do

Democrats versus

Republicans same thing we did every

other time it's been the eight of us

that's right and each team is allowed

one trade before the game no well I

think at a halftime is more fair get rid

of whoever ain't working out for your

team I can get behind that how about in

front jeez bill that's enough uhoh there

will be no trades at all all teams are

final who are the captains captains are

me and George I'll pick first Brett come

on over to Team D Sunshine nope there

are no captains and no picking teams it

is Democrats versus Republicans that's

final what if uh some of us don't fall

into either category then you're off the

ballot can't get picked sorry can't be

off it if you were never on it to begin

with well that wasn't very nice Robert

will be on our team and that is final

well I I I don't know I don't think it's

fair for you guys to get an independent

thank you so what you guys think you

should get five players while we get

three yeah that makes no sense if it's

that big a deal I could be permanent QB

or something once again Robert can't

pick aide no we aren't doing a permanent

QB how are we going to play without a QB

Wildcat formation I prefer domesticated

P okay if you guys do not allow me to

retake control of this gaming session we

are not going to do this ever again is

that clear yeah sorry now if there is

anything else you need to get out of

your system now is the time to do it all

right I'm good to go so uh who's who I

call Niners fine I I'll take the Texas

Rangers no you have to pick between the

Chiefs and Niners all right how do you

guys want to do this oh while Willie has

options how about we start from behind

and then work our way JZ Bill what the

hell is wrong with you well Democrats

are blue and Republicans are red right

so how about we get the red team and the

libs can have the blue team both teams

are red well technically one is white

why are you bringing race into this up

here we go all right enough the NFC is

blue therefore the Democrats will be the

ners the AFC is red therefore the

Republicans will get the Chiefs great so

every time I score a touchdown it'll cut

to Taylor Swift Donald all right you

know it's not the same as it was no do

not sing that song oh why not cuz I said

so what the hell is wrong with that song

Harry wouldn't let him use it at his

rallies piss off George no that's not

why talk to us Donald what's the Dilemma

it just I don't know all right depresses

the [ __ ] out of me it makes me want to

start dwelling on the past like 2020

does it trigger you or something are you

triggered Donald Yes actually triggers

me as much as the word child triggers

Joe child well hopefully not for the

same reasons Donald uh sounds like you

have some um um trauma yeah maybe you

should see a therapist oh you know what

Donnie I'll give you the number for mine

no I do not need a therapist and if I

did Bill I sure this [ __ ] wouldn't be

calling yours because he's clearly not

doing a good [ __ ] job Donnie I only

had three affairs with Hillary this year

that's big progress compared to last

year I'm telling you this shrink is a

miracle worker how many did you have

last year oh shoot we never established

who is playing first it's me against

been for the first quarter yeah and

you're going down uhoh hold everything

we got laundry on the field the game

just started why are players taking off

their uniforms and it's holding way to

go Robert you fake lib but I didn't even

control that

guy boom I'll never understand running

the ball on First and long but I guess

it's better than doing it on second and

long all right we are going to use our

trade now we're offering Robert for cash

considerations I only got $4 done deal

we can split it between the four of us

there would only be three if you're

trading Robert for cash uh good call

Sunshine all right I'll pocket $2 since

I initiated the trade you and Barry can

each have a buck you're giving up on me

after one drive no we aren't a [ __ ] it's

a fake Ben

crap well I guess I'll just pack up and

leave then no you redeemed yourself

after that why would you not play it

safe on that punt Ben what it was fourth

and nine on their own 29 who the hell

goes for it in that situation well

Robert

clearly you know you can pass the ball

right why would I when I have arguably

the best running back in the

NFL oh shocker another

run go for it you won't well with Ben's

defense who wouldn't go for it I mean

Robert you got this far it would be a

shame to end it with three

points nope nope turnover on Downs oh

you got to be kidding me can't stop a

punter or a fullback two most useless

positions in football way to go Ben okay

that is an incredibly poor take Donald

without a punter how would you punt the

ball away uh I wouldn't because I'm not

a coward always go for it but better yet

don't get to fourth down I'm sure you've

punted it before in this series but okay

Boomer uhoh he's got separation

touchdown You're such ass Ben way to

start things out for us Ben wait what

how C that's already the quarter I

didn't even get to play offense do you

deserve it you let bobert March

downfield it's Robert but don't worry

it's fine I wasn't worried Robert all

right good work Robert bill you want to

go ahead and play this quarter sure

thing bario I'll take you on

Bill all right George there we go at

least someone is confident offensively

on this team dude I didn't even get a

chance oh I'm just getting started and I

watch this drive what are you relax I'm

just dropping back 20 yards

touchdown nice throw you peeny weeny the

hell are you doing George can't catch me

thought the the more open you were the

better the throw would be this isn't

[ __ ] NBA George and just like that

the Democrats are up two scores well

three Democrats and a phony one Joe be

nice W what is uh is there a gas leak

must be Joe smoking Hunter stash again

no I'm not that's bad for you Joe's

probably one of those Vapors what the

heck is that oh that's those fre douche

flutes sorry did you just call Vapes

douche flutes yeah I did are you

triggered that honestly may be the

greatest thing I've ever heard Donald

maybe you could use that as your slogan

what douche flutes make America douche

fluteless again nah no ring to it hold

on what is a douche flute and where do I

buy

one there he goes off to Brett's house a

and sto cold in his

tracks getting real tired of all these

runs so why don't you learn to stop it

poopy head better cool it on the names

Bill you're going to get us demonized

I'm pretty sure Donald already did with

his douche flutes whoa time out they

aren't mine they were Joe's Joe can I

borrow one I don't have any you got to

ask Hunter oh snap what a dime yeah if

only it was in bounds it wasn't oh you

should throw the challenge flag Bill

can't it's under 2 minutes sounds like a

poor excuse there are a lot of things I

can do in under two minutes let's

refresh from elaborating on

that oh come on George you got to let me

have that it's Fourth and two get it

yourself

chicken oh you got it nope he doesn't

but it says first down that's what you

get for handing off to your fullback

I'll fill your back

pause pass interference but okay what

get your head out of your pie you ran

right into

me

whoa what the what kind of arcade level

Shenanigans is this that's what I'm

saying looks like we're going hurry up

now uhoh are Mom and Dad coming home

what is genuinely wrong with you yeah

Brett and Ben's mom and dad Joe shut

up okay that's roughly field goal range

right field goal George you're an utter

failure if you don't get this in the end

so Yep this is definitely on arcade mode

only way cadarius is catching anything

it's not very nice to put others down

Donald it's what he does Rob yeah you're

not going to win against either of them

unless you completely verbally assault

them yeah I'm not really one to do

something with it ah Shucks field goal

it is then now hold on I still got time

for another play or two oh wait never

mind the clock is running so after Poor

offensive performances from George and

Ben we go into halftime with a whopping

three points how is my offensive

performance poor I didn't even even get

to play offense because Robert drained

the entire clock I'm sorry I didn't give

you a chance Ben what are you sorry for

it's his own fault for letting you

possess the ball all damn quarter how am

I supposed to enjoy Usher's halftime

performance when we only have three

points the halftime performance isn't

actually in the game Brett I thought

Taylor Swift was the halftime performer

no she's just with one of the players so

she can write a song about him welcome

back everyone no one left Brett has

taken over for the Chiefs and will be

playing me and you're off to a great

start Barry out a girl good work Brett

whoa hold up that's my girl broken

ankles a [ __ ] looks like this may end up

becoming a close game guys nope someone

messed up it's coming back of course

just can't catch a break relax it's

still early in the third quarter plenty

of time left not with how our offense

has been

playing how do you hang on to that if

that was Tony it would have been

launched into orbit after that

hit oh no oh shoot thanks Brett man we

were in field goal range too what the

hell are y'all doing get your heads out

of your asses and step up hey Brett I'm

going to respect your engagement and all

but have you thought about possibly

experimenting in you know some polygamy

jeez Bill what is wrong with you Bill

yeah leave Ben's sister alone hold on

what is that again it's a shape with

five sides that's a pentagon you would

know wouldn't you Donald enough with

your conspiracy theory

yeah leave those to Robert what I'm not

a conspiracy theorist that's what the

media portrays me as welcome to my world

welp oh thanks for giving me another

shot Obama so is that a yes or no to my

proposal Brett by the way Joe is

somewhat correct a pentagon is a polygon

but the question wasn't what is a

polygon yeah I know but that's what he

was thinking hey how about you worry

about getting yourself on that ballot py

yeah you know you you have been uh uh uh

uh uh uh

Donald very unprofessional to me as well

as many of the others Brett especially

oh yeah what are you going to do want to

wrestle about it uh not particularly all

right we'll just say the word I got the

oil in the car one score game now boys

about time you losers did something even

though Barry practically handed the six

points to us and now we're only down by

a field goal all thanks to Barry yeah

yeah get kidle Brett never mind there we

go Barry O's Redemption Drive inbound

well you better get yourself into the

end zone quick before Joe screws things

up for your next quarter keep throwing

balls like that and he will screw

himself hold up who's getting screwed

not you unnecessary roughness on Brett

any roughness from Brett is completely

necessary in my book come on come on one

more play damn it all good Barry I'll

protect this lead nope no you won't you

know why because the big

bad Trump is here to steal the show the

halftime show is already over though he

could have Dove for that watch the BS

Donald oh never mind he actually kicked

it actually I punted it Ben learn the

game you ninny punted kicked same thing

actually let us just say hypothetically

for the sake of the argument that they

are not the same thing haha just focus

on winning this game Donald come on Joey

you got this buddy ah dang it this

weenie penie is letting Trump the

swifties March right down field give the

controller back to one of us Joe what no

no no guys the deal is each of us get to

play one quarter no more no less what if

it goes into overtime a bomb goes off no

jeez here we go wait do you mean like in

The Dark Knight Rises that's exactly

what I mean I don't think that's in this

game guys you don't know what kind of

mods Barry has on his PS5 um I don't

think I can mod Madden on console

geez Donald you practically threw that

right to Joe relax he's too slow to

catch it catch what oh did you see that

I should have caught that see it's like

live TV there's like a couple second

delay for Joe third and 20 Donald what's

the plan here I'd hope he gets at least

10 here to go for a field goal why are

there only three damn this team is ass

oh wow dude the hell you throw it away

for no one is open you definitely could

have ran for a couple of yards but hey

I'm not complaining remember when this

goober said he never punts it's Fourth

and [ __ ] 20 what the hell would you

like me to do be a man of your word

that's why if you vote for me I promise

to keep my can you guys stop using this

as your opportunity to advertise your

campaign that was a [ __ ] punt Donald all

right Joe go ahead and just run the ball

right up the [ __ ] okay I I do not think

we're going to be able to have eight

people here ever again well you can

cross me off the list Barry just pick

three more to send home all right I vote

Robert because he's a fake liberal and

Ben because he's being a real weeny

blocker what I vote Joe because he's

being a real [ __ ] right now and keeps

running it no you can't vote you already

eliminated yourself okay well I'm going

to vote off bill I uh don't really think

I need to explain my reasons nope you

can't vote me off I'm the head of

household this isn't big brother oh my

God Joe would you stop running the

ball yeah you're done punt it away [ __ ]

I don't know Donald it it's looking more

and more like you are the one that's

done I'm sorry what was that you just

haven't really done much offensively for

this D I think it's important that you

establish the okay let me stop you right

there I do not need somebody who didn't

even have a single offensive snap this

game be my offensive coordinator so just

keep your cute little tip to yourself

all right anyone want my cute little

tip yep there's Tony what why the hell

is this guy still employed just don't

let him get into field goal range Joe

where's that right there oh never mind

catch the damn ball momes drops back

finds Kelsey yes go go oh dropped again

geez Donald you [ __ ] you shattered my

baby wat photo hope Kelsey doesn't

fumble the ring like he fumbles every

single damn pass thrown his way Donald

you just threw your controller at Joe's

photo I good care less just like every

receiver on this fight oh I'm I'm done

good night everyone well well look who's

the lightweight now Joe I am not the one

who played wussy and ran the clock down

what's he supposed to do keep passing it

yes that's exactly what he's supposed to

do why don't you just ask him to hand

you the dub Donald uh I got a flag well

he sure is Hell owes it to me all right

one more kneel down and it's over a

great game everybody yeah yep good game

hold on guys I still have to punt it oh

no no you don't Joe just let the clock

wind down no Joe's right he'll get

flagged if he doesn't punt it Donald

just take the L dude yeah guys I can't

risk it Joe honestly you don't need to

punt it like I'm going to listen to you

that's just what you want me to do Joe

we're all being honest you don't need to

punt it clock's dwindling down Joe

better move oh oh oh okay uh for the

Super Bowl uh-oh it's a dribbler well go

get it Donald where's my returner just

switch to uh never mind we won the Super

Bowl all right nice the 69ers are world

champions that's not their name but

great game everyone I'm just saying if

the final score of this Super Bowl is 14

to 11 I'm not going to be happy Well it

can't be any worse than the last last

time those two met what are you talking

about that Shakira JLo halftime show did

wonders for me surprised Hillary let you

watch it oh she didn't but I know the

password for the parental block she put

on the television because I watched her

type it in she put a parental block on

the Super Bowl can you blame her well

she originally put it on just for the

Cowboys games why the Cowboys because of

how often they screw themselves well

that and when they show the cheerleaders

I get a little nope I got it great well

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that is not what we are talking about

jeez this guy is a hoot that's it Robert

I'm getting the oil oh please no