US Presidents Play Madden 24 - SUPER BOWL SPECIAL (Part 9)

TheFinnFTW
10 Feb 202418:26

Summary

TLDRIn this entertaining video, a group of friends engage in a humorous and chaotic football game simulation, with political banter and in-game commentary. The video features playful arguments, strategic trades, and a competitive spirit, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

Takeaways

  • 🎮 The script is a humorous and playful transcript of a group playing a football video game, with a lot of banter and in-jokes.
  • 🏈 The game being played is a fictionalized version of American football, with references to real NFL teams and terminology.
  • 🎙️ The participants engage in a lot of back-and-forth dialogue, with a focus on political humor and references to current events.
  • 🤷‍♂️ There's a running joke about the characters' inability to agree on game rules and strategies, leading to frequent interruptions and arguments.
  • 🎤 Mention of a halftime performance, with a humorous reference to Taylor Swift, indicating a mix of real-world pop culture with the game scenario.
  • 😅 The script includes several instances of characters making light-hearted jabs at each other's gaming skills and personal attributes.
  • 👥 The characters discuss trades and team selections, suggesting a fantasy football draft dynamic within the game.
  • 🚫 There's a recurring theme of characters being 'voted off' or eliminated from the game, reminiscent of reality TV show formats.
  • 🤔 The script touches on the idea of 'fake news' and media portrayal, with characters defending or poking fun at their public images.
  • 🎉 There's a sense of camaraderie and friendly competition among the players, despite the disagreements and humorous insults.
  • 🏆 The transcript concludes with a playful declaration of the winning team and a reminder of the fictional nature of the game's outcome.

Q & A

  • What is the main theme of the video script?

    -The main theme of the video script is a humorous and fictional depiction of a group of individuals, possibly friends or commentators, engaging in a football video game while making light-hearted political and personal commentary.

  • What is the significance of the term 'WAP' mentioned in the script?

    -In the script, 'WAP' is used as a humorous reference to a song that one of the characters starts singing, which is met with disapproval by others, indicating it might be an inappropriate or out-of-place moment in their game commentary.

  • What does the character 'Bill' imply when he talks about 'blowing money on strippers and cars'?

    -The character 'Bill' is using hyperbole to humorously suggest a reckless lifestyle, which is then playfully countered by another character predicting that such behavior would lead to 'going to prison' rather than success.

  • What is the role of 'Robert' in the script?

    -In the script, 'Robert' is initially portrayed as a participant in the video game, but his performance is criticized, and there's a humorous attempt to 'trade' him for cash, indicating he's not playing well or is being teased by the group.

  • What is the significance of the 'Super Bowl' in the script?

    -The 'Super Bowl' is mentioned as a backdrop for the video game being played, adding a layer of commentary and humor about predictions and the event itself, suggesting the game they are playing mirrors or is inspired by this real-life sports event.

  • Why does the character 'Donald' express discomfort with the song associated with the halftime show?

    -The character 'Donald' claims that the song is depressing and makes him dwell on the past, specifically mentioning the year 2020, which might imply a personal or shared significance or sentiment related to that year.

  • What is the humorous exchange about 'douche flutes' in the script?

    -The term 'douche flutes' is used by one character to mock vapes, creating a humorous and absurd term that leads to a playful debate about what it is and where to buy one, showcasing the characters' banter.

  • What is the 'trade' that occurs in the script involving 'Robert'?

    -The 'trade' mentioned in the script is a humorous moment where the character 'Robert' is offered to be traded for cash, with the group agreeing to split the amount, which is a playful way to comment on his performance in the game.

  • What is the significance of the '69ers' mentioned at the end of the script?

    -The '69ers' is a playful and incorrect reference to a football team, likely the '49ers', used for comedic effect. It highlights the script's light-hearted and non-serious tone.

  • What is the final outcome of the game in the script?

    -The final outcome of the game, as humorously described in the script, is that the team led by the characters wins the 'Super Bowl', with a final score that is playfully criticized for being too close or unsatisfactory.

Outlines

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🏈 Football Game Setup and Team Selection

The script begins with a humorous introduction to a football-themed video game session. The characters discuss their roles and the rules of the game, which are set as Democrats versus Republicans. There's a playful banter about team captains, trades, and the importance of not letting political views interfere with the game. The characters also joke about their personal lives and relationships, setting a light-hearted tone for the video.

05:01

🤣 In-Game Strategy and Playful Taunts

This paragraph delves into the gameplay, where the characters engage in strategic discussions and playful taunts. The focus is on the first quarter of the game, with characters like Ben and Robert taking center stage. There's a mix of serious strategy and comedic relief, as they discuss their offensive and defensive plays, and the consequences of their decisions on the field. The characters also joke about each other's personal lives, adding a layer of humor to the competitive atmosphere.

10:03

🏆 Mid-Game Tensions and Halftime Show

As the game progresses, tensions rise among the players. The third paragraph highlights the mid-game dynamics, with characters like Brett and Barry taking over the game. There's a focus on the halftime show, with a humorous twist on who the performers might be. The characters continue their banter, discussing their performance and the impact of their decisions on the game's outcome. The paragraph also includes a discussion about the possibility of a gas leak, adding a comedic element to the competitive environment.

15:04

🎉 Final Quarter and Post-Game Reflections

The final paragraph wraps up the game, focusing on the last quarter and the post-game reflections. The characters discuss their performance, the final score, and the impact of their decisions. There's a humorous discussion about the halftime show and the potential for a bomb going off, adding a dramatic twist to the otherwise light-hearted video. The characters also reflect on their personal lives and relationships, ending the video on a humorous note.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Super Bowl

The Super Bowl is the annual championship game of the National Football League (NFL), often considered one of the biggest sporting events in the United States. In the script, the Super Bowl is used as a backdrop for a humorous and fictional game scenario, highlighting the competitive and entertaining nature of the event.

💡Democrats versus Republicans

This phrase refers to the two major political parties in the United States, which are often pitted against each other in various contexts. In the script, it is used to create a playful rivalry between two teams, mirroring the real-world political divide and adding a layer of satire to the video.

💡Trade

In the context of sports, a trade involves the exchange of players between teams. The script humorously discusses the possibility of trading players during a game, which is not typical in real sports but adds a comedic element to the video by highlighting the characters' strategic thinking.

💡Captains

Captains are leaders or team representatives in sports, often responsible for making strategic decisions. The script humorously disputes the role of captains in the game, emphasizing the chaotic and disorganized nature of the fictional event.

💡Halftime

Halftime is the break between the two halves of a game, often used for strategic adjustments and entertainment. The script references a halftime performance, typically a major musical event at the Super Bowl, but humorously suggests that the characters themselves are the entertainment.

💡Punter

A punter in American football is a player who specializes in kicking the ball downfield. The script uses the punter as a point of contention, with characters debating the strategic use of punting, reflecting the tactical aspects of football.

💡Field goal

A field goal is a method of scoring in American football, achieved by kicking the ball through the goalposts. The script mentions field goals as a way to score points, emphasizing the competitive nature of the game and the characters' desire to win.

💡Touchdown

A touchdown is the primary method of scoring in American football, achieved by carrying the ball into the opponent's end zone. The script uses touchdowns to highlight the excitement and high stakes of the game, with characters celebrating or lamenting their success in scoring.

💡Arcade mode

Arcade mode typically refers to a style of gameplay that is more casual and less realistic than standard modes. In the script, arcade mode is humorously referenced to describe the unrealistic and exaggerated nature of the game being played.

💡Halftime show

The halftime show is a major entertainment event that occurs during the halftime break of the Super Bowl. The script humorously discusses the halftime show, suggesting that the characters themselves are part of the show, adding a layer of meta-commentary to the video.

💡Controller

In video gaming, a controller is a device used to interact with the game. The script references the controller to highlight the interactive nature of the game being played, with characters arguing over who gets to control the game, reflecting the competitive spirit of the video.

Highlights

Introduction of AI voices for entertainment purposes and disclaimer of political influence.

Discussion about the Super Bowl prediction and the humorous off-track banter.

Ben's rap is introduced, with mixed reviews and a playful critique.

Debate on team captains and the selection process for the gaming session.

Controversy over trades during the game and the final decision on team composition.

Humor about political affiliations and their relation to the game teams.

Unexpected in-game events, like players taking off uniforms, causing chaos.

Strategic decisions on when to use a trade in the game.

Light-hearted jabs at the game's commentary and player performances.

Halftime discussion, with humor about the performance and game score.

Post-halftime adjustments and the competitive spirit resuming the game.

Dramatic moments in the game with close plays and turnovers.

Comedic commentary on the game's rules and player strategies.

Tense moments as the game nears its end with close scoring.

Final moments of the game with last-ditch efforts and commentary.

Post-game banter and humorous reflections on the game's outcome.

Closing remarks with a playful plug for a sports card channel and a reminder for responsible behavior.

Transcripts

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and these are all AI voices and are

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strictly for entertainment purposes if

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you think I'm playing a video game to

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push political views of my own then I

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really need to re-evaluate my life

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viewer discretion is advised thank you

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for watching and uh it's time for the

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Super

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Bowl well Donald hate to break it to you

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but your Super Bowl prediction was just

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slightly off oh no I'm not letting you

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shift gears here we need to talk about

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Ben's rap now that he's here oh you

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listen to it it was great wasn't it it

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was good up until the 1 minute and 9sec

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Mark that's when you started your WAP I

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could sure go for some whap and Bill

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starts us out strong am I going to I to

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need to keep bill in check again today

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CU I really don't think that's my job

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well I would but I'm too busy blowing

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money on strippers and cars which is why

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you'll be going to prison while I'm on

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television o Ben honey let's just give

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it a rest okay honey so Ben is your

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fiance no Ben's her brother not this

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again Sister Kisser Joe shut up sounds

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like we will have a spicy one today okay

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in an attempt to not have this intro be

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longer than it needs to be we are going

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to do

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Democrats versus

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Republicans same thing we did every

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other time it's been the eight of us

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that's right and each team is allowed

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one trade before the game no well I

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think at a halftime is more fair get rid

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of whoever ain't working out for your

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team I can get behind that how about in

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front jeez bill that's enough uhoh there

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will be no trades at all all teams are

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final who are the captains captains are

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me and George I'll pick first Brett come

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on over to Team D Sunshine nope there

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are no captains and no picking teams it

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is Democrats versus Republicans that's

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final what if uh some of us don't fall

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into either category then you're off the

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ballot can't get picked sorry can't be

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off it if you were never on it to begin

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with well that wasn't very nice Robert

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will be on our team and that is final

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well I I I don't know I don't think it's

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fair for you guys to get an independent

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thank you so what you guys think you

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should get five players while we get

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three yeah that makes no sense if it's

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that big a deal I could be permanent QB

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or something once again Robert can't

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pick aide no we aren't doing a permanent

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QB how are we going to play without a QB

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Wildcat formation I prefer domesticated

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P okay if you guys do not allow me to

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retake control of this gaming session we

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are not going to do this ever again is

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that clear yeah sorry now if there is

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anything else you need to get out of

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your system now is the time to do it all

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right I'm good to go so uh who's who I

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call Niners fine I I'll take the Texas

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Rangers no you have to pick between the

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Chiefs and Niners all right how do you

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guys want to do this oh while Willie has

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options how about we start from behind

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and then work our way JZ Bill what the

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hell is wrong with you well Democrats

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are blue and Republicans are red right

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so how about we get the red team and the

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libs can have the blue team both teams

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are red well technically one is white

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why are you bringing race into this up

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here we go all right enough the NFC is

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blue therefore the Democrats will be the

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ners the AFC is red therefore the

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Republicans will get the Chiefs great so

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every time I score a touchdown it'll cut

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to Taylor Swift Donald all right you

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know it's not the same as it was no do

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not sing that song oh why not cuz I said

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so what the hell is wrong with that song

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Harry wouldn't let him use it at his

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rallies piss off George no that's not

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why talk to us Donald what's the Dilemma

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it just I don't know all right depresses

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the [ __ ] out of me it makes me want to

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start dwelling on the past like 2020

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does it trigger you or something are you

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triggered Donald Yes actually triggers

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me as much as the word child triggers

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Joe child well hopefully not for the

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same reasons Donald uh sounds like you

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have some um um trauma yeah maybe you

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should see a therapist oh you know what

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Donnie I'll give you the number for mine

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no I do not need a therapist and if I

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did Bill I sure this [ __ ] wouldn't be

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calling yours because he's clearly not

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doing a good [ __ ] job Donnie I only

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had three affairs with Hillary this year

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that's big progress compared to last

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year I'm telling you this shrink is a

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miracle worker how many did you have

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last year oh shoot we never established

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who is playing first it's me against

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been for the first quarter yeah and

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you're going down uhoh hold everything

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we got laundry on the field the game

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just started why are players taking off

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their uniforms and it's holding way to

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go Robert you fake lib but I didn't even

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control that

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guy boom I'll never understand running

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the ball on First and long but I guess

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it's better than doing it on second and

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long all right we are going to use our

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trade now we're offering Robert for cash

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considerations I only got $4 done deal

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we can split it between the four of us

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there would only be three if you're

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trading Robert for cash uh good call

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Sunshine all right I'll pocket $2 since

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I initiated the trade you and Barry can

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each have a buck you're giving up on me

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after one drive no we aren't a [ __ ] it's

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a fake Ben

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crap well I guess I'll just pack up and

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leave then no you redeemed yourself

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after that why would you not play it

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safe on that punt Ben what it was fourth

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and nine on their own 29 who the hell

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goes for it in that situation well

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Robert

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clearly you know you can pass the ball

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right why would I when I have arguably

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the best running back in the

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NFL oh shocker another

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run go for it you won't well with Ben's

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defense who wouldn't go for it I mean

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Robert you got this far it would be a

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shame to end it with three

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points nope nope turnover on Downs oh

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you got to be kidding me can't stop a

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punter or a fullback two most useless

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positions in football way to go Ben okay

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that is an incredibly poor take Donald

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without a punter how would you punt the

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ball away uh I wouldn't because I'm not

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a coward always go for it but better yet

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don't get to fourth down I'm sure you've

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punted it before in this series but okay

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Boomer uhoh he's got separation

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touchdown You're such ass Ben way to

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start things out for us Ben wait what

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how C that's already the quarter I

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didn't even get to play offense do you

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deserve it you let bobert March

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downfield it's Robert but don't worry

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it's fine I wasn't worried Robert all

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right good work Robert bill you want to

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go ahead and play this quarter sure

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thing bario I'll take you on

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Bill all right George there we go at

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least someone is confident offensively

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on this team dude I didn't even get a

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chance oh I'm just getting started and I

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watch this drive what are you relax I'm

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just dropping back 20 yards

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touchdown nice throw you peeny weeny the

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hell are you doing George can't catch me

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thought the the more open you were the

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better the throw would be this isn't

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[ __ ] NBA George and just like that

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the Democrats are up two scores well

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three Democrats and a phony one Joe be

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nice W what is uh is there a gas leak

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must be Joe smoking Hunter stash again

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no I'm not that's bad for you Joe's

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probably one of those Vapors what the

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heck is that oh that's those fre douche

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flutes sorry did you just call Vapes

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douche flutes yeah I did are you

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triggered that honestly may be the

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greatest thing I've ever heard Donald

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maybe you could use that as your slogan

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what douche flutes make America douche

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fluteless again nah no ring to it hold

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on what is a douche flute and where do I

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buy

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one there he goes off to Brett's house a

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and sto cold in his

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tracks getting real tired of all these

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runs so why don't you learn to stop it

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poopy head better cool it on the names

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Bill you're going to get us demonized

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I'm pretty sure Donald already did with

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his douche flutes whoa time out they

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aren't mine they were Joe's Joe can I

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borrow one I don't have any you got to

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ask Hunter oh snap what a dime yeah if

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only it was in bounds it wasn't oh you

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should throw the challenge flag Bill

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can't it's under 2 minutes sounds like a

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poor excuse there are a lot of things I

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can do in under two minutes let's

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refresh from elaborating on

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that oh come on George you got to let me

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have that it's Fourth and two get it

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yourself

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chicken oh you got it nope he doesn't

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but it says first down that's what you

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get for handing off to your fullback

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I'll fill your back

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pause pass interference but okay what

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get your head out of your pie you ran

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right into

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me

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whoa what the what kind of arcade level

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Shenanigans is this that's what I'm

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saying looks like we're going hurry up

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now uhoh are Mom and Dad coming home

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what is genuinely wrong with you yeah

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Brett and Ben's mom and dad Joe shut

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up okay that's roughly field goal range

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right field goal George you're an utter

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failure if you don't get this in the end

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so Yep this is definitely on arcade mode

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only way cadarius is catching anything

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it's not very nice to put others down

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Donald it's what he does Rob yeah you're

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not going to win against either of them

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unless you completely verbally assault

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them yeah I'm not really one to do

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something with it ah Shucks field goal

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it is then now hold on I still got time

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for another play or two oh wait never

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mind the clock is running so after Poor

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offensive performances from George and

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Ben we go into halftime with a whopping

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three points how is my offensive

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performance poor I didn't even even get

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to play offense because Robert drained

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the entire clock I'm sorry I didn't give

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you a chance Ben what are you sorry for

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it's his own fault for letting you

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possess the ball all damn quarter how am

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I supposed to enjoy Usher's halftime

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performance when we only have three

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points the halftime performance isn't

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actually in the game Brett I thought

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Taylor Swift was the halftime performer

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no she's just with one of the players so

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she can write a song about him welcome

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back everyone no one left Brett has

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taken over for the Chiefs and will be

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playing me and you're off to a great

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start Barry out a girl good work Brett

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whoa hold up that's my girl broken

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ankles a [ __ ] looks like this may end up

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becoming a close game guys nope someone

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messed up it's coming back of course

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just can't catch a break relax it's

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still early in the third quarter plenty

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of time left not with how our offense

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has been

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playing how do you hang on to that if

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that was Tony it would have been

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launched into orbit after that

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hit oh no oh shoot thanks Brett man we

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were in field goal range too what the

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hell are y'all doing get your heads out

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of your asses and step up hey Brett I'm

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going to respect your engagement and all

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but have you thought about possibly

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experimenting in you know some polygamy

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jeez Bill what is wrong with you Bill

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yeah leave Ben's sister alone hold on

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what is that again it's a shape with

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five sides that's a pentagon you would

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know wouldn't you Donald enough with

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your conspiracy theory

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yeah leave those to Robert what I'm not

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a conspiracy theorist that's what the

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media portrays me as welcome to my world

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welp oh thanks for giving me another

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shot Obama so is that a yes or no to my

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proposal Brett by the way Joe is

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somewhat correct a pentagon is a polygon

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but the question wasn't what is a

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polygon yeah I know but that's what he

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was thinking hey how about you worry

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about getting yourself on that ballot py

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yeah you know you you have been uh uh uh

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uh uh uh

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Donald very unprofessional to me as well

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as many of the others Brett especially

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oh yeah what are you going to do want to

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wrestle about it uh not particularly all

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right we'll just say the word I got the

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oil in the car one score game now boys

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about time you losers did something even

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though Barry practically handed the six

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points to us and now we're only down by

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a field goal all thanks to Barry yeah

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yeah get kidle Brett never mind there we

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go Barry O's Redemption Drive inbound

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well you better get yourself into the

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end zone quick before Joe screws things

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up for your next quarter keep throwing

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balls like that and he will screw

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himself hold up who's getting screwed

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not you unnecessary roughness on Brett

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any roughness from Brett is completely

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necessary in my book come on come on one

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more play damn it all good Barry I'll

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protect this lead nope no you won't you

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know why because the big

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bad Trump is here to steal the show the

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halftime show is already over though he

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could have Dove for that watch the BS

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Donald oh never mind he actually kicked

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it actually I punted it Ben learn the

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game you ninny punted kicked same thing

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actually let us just say hypothetically

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for the sake of the argument that they

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are not the same thing haha just focus

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on winning this game Donald come on Joey

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you got this buddy ah dang it this

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weenie penie is letting Trump the

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swifties March right down field give the

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controller back to one of us Joe what no

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no no guys the deal is each of us get to

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play one quarter no more no less what if

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it goes into overtime a bomb goes off no

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jeez here we go wait do you mean like in

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The Dark Knight Rises that's exactly

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what I mean I don't think that's in this

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game guys you don't know what kind of

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mods Barry has on his PS5 um I don't

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think I can mod Madden on console

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geez Donald you practically threw that

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right to Joe relax he's too slow to

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catch it catch what oh did you see that

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I should have caught that see it's like

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live TV there's like a couple second

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delay for Joe third and 20 Donald what's

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the plan here I'd hope he gets at least

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10 here to go for a field goal why are

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there only three damn this team is ass

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oh wow dude the hell you throw it away

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for no one is open you definitely could

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have ran for a couple of yards but hey

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I'm not complaining remember when this

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goober said he never punts it's Fourth

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and [ __ ] 20 what the hell would you

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like me to do be a man of your word

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that's why if you vote for me I promise

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to keep my can you guys stop using this

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as your opportunity to advertise your

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campaign that was a [ __ ] punt Donald all

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right Joe go ahead and just run the ball

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right up the [ __ ] okay I I do not think

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we're going to be able to have eight

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people here ever again well you can

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cross me off the list Barry just pick

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three more to send home all right I vote

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Robert because he's a fake liberal and

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Ben because he's being a real weeny

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blocker what I vote Joe because he's

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being a real [ __ ] right now and keeps

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running it no you can't vote you already

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eliminated yourself okay well I'm going

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to vote off bill I uh don't really think

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I need to explain my reasons nope you

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can't vote me off I'm the head of

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household this isn't big brother oh my

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God Joe would you stop running the

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ball yeah you're done punt it away [ __ ]

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I don't know Donald it it's looking more

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and more like you are the one that's

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done I'm sorry what was that you just

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haven't really done much offensively for

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this D I think it's important that you

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establish the okay let me stop you right

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there I do not need somebody who didn't

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even have a single offensive snap this

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game be my offensive coordinator so just

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keep your cute little tip to yourself

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all right anyone want my cute little

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tip yep there's Tony what why the hell

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is this guy still employed just don't

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let him get into field goal range Joe

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where's that right there oh never mind

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catch the damn ball momes drops back

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finds Kelsey yes go go oh dropped again

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geez Donald you [ __ ] you shattered my

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baby wat photo hope Kelsey doesn't

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fumble the ring like he fumbles every

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single damn pass thrown his way Donald

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you just threw your controller at Joe's

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photo I good care less just like every

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receiver on this fight oh I'm I'm done

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good night everyone well well look who's

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the lightweight now Joe I am not the one

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who played wussy and ran the clock down

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what's he supposed to do keep passing it

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yes that's exactly what he's supposed to

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do why don't you just ask him to hand

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you the dub Donald uh I got a flag well

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he sure is Hell owes it to me all right

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one more kneel down and it's over a

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great game everybody yeah yep good game

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hold on guys I still have to punt it oh

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no no you don't Joe just let the clock

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wind down no Joe's right he'll get

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flagged if he doesn't punt it Donald

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just take the L dude yeah guys I can't

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risk it Joe honestly you don't need to

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punt it like I'm going to listen to you

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that's just what you want me to do Joe

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we're all being honest you don't need to

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punt it clock's dwindling down Joe

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better move oh oh oh okay uh for the

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Super Bowl uh-oh it's a dribbler well go

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get it Donald where's my returner just

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switch to uh never mind we won the Super

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Bowl all right nice the 69ers are world

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champions that's not their name but

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great game everyone I'm just saying if

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the final score of this Super Bowl is 14

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to 11 I'm not going to be happy Well it

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can't be any worse than the last last

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time those two met what are you talking

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about that Shakira JLo halftime show did

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wonders for me surprised Hillary let you

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watch it oh she didn't but I know the

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password for the parental block she put

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on the television because I watched her

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type it in she put a parental block on

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the Super Bowl can you blame her well

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she originally put it on just for the

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Cowboys games why the Cowboys because of

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how often they screw themselves well

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that and when they show the cheerleaders

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I get a little nope I got it great well

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that is not what we are talking about

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jeez this guy is a hoot that's it Robert

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I'm getting the oil oh please no