Laut aao KOHLI BHAI! 😭 Inse NA HO PAYEGA.. 💀 | IND vs ENG Test Highlights

Summary

The script covers an Indian cricket fan ranting in disappointment over India's loss to England in the first Test match of a home series. He criticizes the poor performance of Indian batsmen and the team selection, while applauding England's planning and dedication. There is frustration over India's inability to capitalize on home conditions and spin bowling strength. The fan also discusses memorable performances by some players in the match, the need for changes in the Indian test team, and hopes for a comeback in the remainder of the 5-match series.

Takeaways

• 😔 India lost the first test of the series against England, despite having a strong spin lineup and playing on a home pitch favorable for spinners.
• 👏 There's a call for Virat Kohli's comeback, emphasizing the need for his experience and leadership in the team.
• 📺 The transcript hints at a video content creator discussing the test match and engaging with his audience through various digital platforms.
• 😭 The creator expresses disappointment with India's performance, especially criticizing the batting order and the team's overconfidence in their spin conditions.
• 📝 There's mention of the team's past successes and recent failures, highlighting a shift in performance and strategy that has led to unexpected losses at home.
• 🔥 Discussion around player performance, specifically criticizing Shubman Gill and suggesting changes to the lineup, including bringing back Pujara and Rahane for stability.
• 🏀 England's strategy of playing one pacer and four spinners is praised, indicating a better understanding of the pitch conditions compared to India's selection.
• 😡 The content creator is vocal about the need for rank turner pitches for India to secure wins, showing a preference for pitches that heavily favor spin bowling.
• 💪 Acknowledgment of Ollie Pope's exceptional performance for England, contrasting it with India's batting woes.
• 👍 Encouragement for team improvement and changes before the next match, with a focus on giving chances to young players and strategizing against England's bazball approach.

Q & A

Who won the first test match between India and England?

England won the first test match of the series against India.

Where was the first test match between India and England played?

The first test match was played in India, on home soil for the Indian team.

What kind of pitch was the first test match played on?

It was played on a spinners' pitch, expected to favor the Indian spinners.

Who were the main Indian spinners for the first test match?

The main Indian spinners were Ashwin, Axar and Jadeja.

How did the Indian batsmen perform in the first test match?

The Indian batsmen did not perform well overall, with the tailenders batting better than the middle order.

How did England's spinners perform in the first test match?

England's spinners like Joe Root performed very well, taking a lot of wickets.

Who was the top scorer for England in the first test match?

Ollie Pope was the top scorer for England with 196 runs in the first test match.

Who was the standout bowler for India in the first test match?

Jasprit Bumrah was the standout bowler for India, taking 6 wickets.

How did West Indies perform against Australia at Gabba recently?

West Indies pulled off a stunning win against Australia at Gabba, breaking their stronghold there.

What did the author suggest India do before the next test match?

The author suggested India come up with a plan of action to counter England's Bazball strategy before the next test.

Outlines

00:00

😞 India's Spinners Struggle as England Wins First Test Match

Paragraph 1 discusses India's shocking loss to England in the first test match of the series despite home advantage and spin-friendly conditions. It expresses disappointment at the loss, longing for Kohli's return, and highlights India's overconfidence and England's smart selection.

05:00

😤 Middle Order and Youngsters Disappoint

Paragraph 2 criticizes the poor performance of India's middle order batsmen like Shubman Gill and Shreyas Iyer. It also questions the selection of youngsters over experienced players like Pujara and Rahane. The paragraph highlights the brilliant batting by England's Ollie Pope.

10:01

😫 Lower Order Outperforms Top Order

Paragraph 3 points out how India's lower order with Bumrah actually outperformed the top order batsmen. It criticizes Shubman Gill's low average despite many matches. It appreciates Bumrah's bowling but expresses disappointment at the team's overall performance.

Keywords

💡loss

The word 'loss' is used repeatedly to refer to India's defeat in the first cricket test match against England. This loss came as a shock since India was playing at home and the pitch conditions favored theirstrength in spin bowling. The explanation analyzes reasons for the loss like overconfidence, inconsistent batting, and bowling.

💡home conditions

Refers to the pitch and ground conditions in India which typically assist spin bowling. India's strength in tests has been exploiting home conditions through spinners like Ashwin and Jadeja. Their loss despite this is analyzed.

💡middle order

The inconsistent batting by India's middle order batsmen like Shubman Gill and Shreyas Iyer is seen as a major reason for their loss. Their poor averages are compared to lower order Indian batsmen and English batsmen.

💡spin bowling

India banked on their spin bowlers like Ashwin, Jadeja and Axar to win on a turning pitch. But they failed to bowl out England twice. In contrast, English spinners took crucial wickets.

💡bazball

England's new aggressive batting approach under coach Brendon McCullum. India made fun of it initially but bazball prevailed in the end.

💡youngsters

There is discussion around whether young Indian batsmen like Shubman Gill failed in living upto expectations and whether new young players should be tried out.

💡tailenders

Lower order Indian batsmen like Bumrah scored better than the specialized middle order batsmen, highlighting India's poor middle order performance.

💡World Test Championship

There is concern that with such losses in home conditions, India may fail to qualify for the World Test Championship finals like they did the last time.

💡captaincy

Comparisons are made between Virat Kohli's aggressive captaincy style in the past and Rohit Sharma's more relaxed approach now. The latter is seen as a possible reason for the loss.

💡Ollie Pope

English batsman whose century in the second innings tilted the match towards England. His dedication and aggressive intent are cited in contrast with the Indian batsmen's meek display.

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Transcripts

Indian spinners lost their pride

and England has won the first test of the series.

I don't understand how did we lose a test match

in home conditions and on a spinners' pitch

though we had Ashwin, Axar, Jadeja, and Bumrah?

Come back, Virat Kohli. It's not a joke anymore.

It's the first match of the five-test series between India and England, and we've lost it.

We were so overconfident on our spin conditions

that we were making fun of bazball even before the match was started.

By the end of the match, we made a fool out of ourselves.

[countryside beats playing]

Rishabh brother, please you too come.

It's not a joke.

Yes, I remember the password to this channel and I keep posting here too.

No, he is lying.

I was just posting more videos on the other channel,

if you don't follow me there, go watch my previous videos.

But I will post videos on this channel too, so subscribe to both of my channels.

Now that we are about to be 5 lakh subscribers on this channel

so help me achieve it before the end of this test series.

Okay.

Pain, agony, suffering, torment.

I thought by thrashing baz ball, we could recover from the World Cup pain.

But the way this series has been going, I feel we would become even more depressed.

Rohit, what is this happening under your rule?

Our tailenders are batting better then our middle order.

If Shubman and Shreyas play this way, then our future test cricket is in danger.

Initially, we used to qualify for the WTC finals,

it's a different story that we would win or we don't.

But if we lose such easy matches on our home soil,

then, this time we cannot even make it to the finals.

Well, this is also okay. No hopes, no pain.

Sir, you took it to your heart.

They asked Rohit in the post-match presentation;

where do you think you've lost the match?

So, our Chad Rohit says, the match is been going on for 4 days now,

who would remember which point we've lost?

Rohit brother, your way captaincy looks a little casual.

Between 2013 and 2022, we only had two defeats in the home tests.

And from 2023, we've lost two in three tests so far.

It's not a joke how could we lose this match after such a great lead in the second innings?

Until now, we have taken 100-plus lead in 106 test matches

and we've won 70 of those matches, 35 were drawn and lost only one match.

And this was that one match.

[muffled song playing]

Honestly speaking, as the match progressed

I felt the intensity of our players depleted.

Everyone was just waiting that somehow England makes a mistake

and we get a wicket as a result.

It was an era of Virat and Shastri, where every player was hungry for wickets

thus they showed aggression and intensity all over the field.

But now I feel our players are accustomed to finish off the matches within 2 or 3 days.

If the match continues on day 4, then our players fall into trouble.

Since we haven't won anything for a long time,

so I felt the need for changes in the test, so why not give youngsters a chance?

And watching them perform in this match, why should we give youngsters a chance?

Especially, this youngster should not have any chance.

[music playing]

It's better to bring in Pujara and Rahane, they are safe options

because at least they help us win in our home conditions.

I believe they will post their practice videos given our team performance.

[muffled song playing]

Look, on day 4, before the third session, we were cruising at the tea time.

We needed 130 runs and we had 7 wickets in hand

KL Rahul was batting, yet we lost the match.

I am shocked to see, against us, in our very home ground,

England team selection looked better than ours.

They were smart to play only one pacer; Mark Wood,

and the other 4 bowlers were spinners.

And we, for no reason, we played 3 spinners and 2 pacers.

One pacer was Siraj, who didn't take a single wicket in both innings combines.

If we had only played Kuldeep Yadav in his place

then we wouldn't have found ourselves crying.

Contrarily, England players would have been crying about how bad the pitch was.

And you say I cry a lot, but I have a reason for that.

Who told them to make such neutral pitches, which supports both batting and spin?

The match went on for four days.

You are the one to say this.

Oh, did I say that?

No, no, we need rank turners from the next match.

We don't need test matches that go for 4 or 5 days.

We need matches that end in 2 or 3 days, where batting seems impossible.

I mean, the batsman couldn't even stand.

The ball should keep spinning so that they lose and we win.

Because we can win only on those pitches.

Our batting in the second innings was so bad that we made only 6 runs more than Ollie Pope.

These kinds of matches make our ICT fans stressed out all the time.

And we ask only one question after they are over, "When is the IPL?"

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Well, we must appreciate Ollie Pope before we discuss it further.

Though I know our test was lost due of him, we are even more stressed, we are feeling bad

and we don't want to watch cricket anymore,

but still, as a gentleman, we must appreciate him.

Let us bear it a little.

Batting conditions were hard, and he was playing in the 3rd innings

but still, this guy made 196 runs.

Our whole team's total could hardly reach his score.

And he was so dedicated

that, after batting for so long, he came to the field

and he fielded very well at important positions like short and leg.

[muffled music playing]

Shubman, did you see? This is how you bat at no.3.

Look at Ollie Pope and at our middle-order.

They have their attention everywhere other than batting.

Look at him, you can clearly see his animalistic nature

He looks like a rascal.

Look at his eyes, you can clearly see his eyes filled with lust.

Shubman Gill! We must talk about him.

He played 21 tests and his batting average is hardly 30.

Axar Patel has a better average who comes to bat at no.9.

Ben Foakes the wicketkeeper of England, who comes at 6 or 7, he has a better average.

In fact, Cameron Green an Australian all-rounder,

I could see he has a better average.

They played almost the same number of matches.

There was a time, the new wall of our team, Pujara used to handle the no.3,

and now it's been handled by Ahmedabad King.

I feel bad cracking this joke

but now I feel our Shubman Gill is a prince not more than Babar Azam who is the next King.

[muffled song playing]

Rohit, now the time has come for you to share the back spasm here.

And now you guys decide in the comments,

which sore groin pain should be given to Iyer, left or right?

I know for a fact that you would agree

that Rishabh Pant, on his one leg,

can make more runs in this match than both Shubman and Iyer.

Why am I standing on one leg?

It was a spinning pitch and Shreyas is a so-called spin specialist.

He was saying before the match that he would play attacking.

Siraj has been more attacking than him.

Now allow Rajat Patidar to be on the team or else someone might attack you.

Get away from there.

Well, I would make a video before the next test match.

May god bring Virat Kohli a little earlier

so we could save our drowning boat in the next test match.

But still, I think Rajat Patidar should be played in the next match

and one should be dropped between Shreyas and Shubman.

I would prefer to drop Shubman Gill.

I already told you that Bumrah and Siraj are going to play like specialist batsmen

and that exactly happened.

But still, credit to Bumrah,

he is the only pacer who took 6 wickets on this picture.

Forget about 6, he has been the only pacer who took wickets in the first place.

No other pacer got any wickets, only Bumrah got wickets.

How do you do this Bumrah?

He bowls well anyway, I also had trust in his batting

that I already told on my Instagram broadcast channel

that this guy might make 30 runs in one over.

It's a different story that not all dreams come true.

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It's not that our team didn't play well.

If you negate the last day's final session,

then we have dominated the whole match in a way.

In the first innings, Jaiswal showed bazball what the real bazball looks like.

So we will call him Jaisball from today.

He was playing like an ODI, we need this exact approach from the youngsters.

But I don't understand this about Rohit; we've had enough cameos and stuff

but when will he stop throwing off his wickets?

In fact, there has been a picture going viral

that our whole team lost their wicket right after a boundary in the 1st innings.

This could be a good sign that we are changing our approach in the test cricket.

But if every batsman plays this way then this could become a problem.

In my opinion, we need stabilizers in the team who can stick.

There is no one who stands strong.

Well, even she didn't stand by my side.

[song playing]

We are not so lame to blame Bumrah and Siraj for this loss.

How long will it take to your mistakes in my name?

Putting everything aside, Jadeja has been brilliant from our team.

He was good with both bat and ball.

This is my area and no one must enter.

I will play so good in two days that I will clean my area before the 4th day.

He made runs and took wickets but his luck hasn't been on the side and he got run out.

Ben Stokes! This Ben Stokes troubles us all the time.

Similarly, Axar Patel played a decent knock.

But he couldn't play well in the second innings,

though he was promoted, I don't know whose decision was that

but still, it was kind of okay.

it's just Ashwin was not in the mood,

or else, forget about bowling,

Ashwin would have taught our batsman how to make a 100 on this pitch.

He batted well and made a very good partnership alongside KS Bharat.

I think KS Bharat also played well.

We need youngsters to play this way.

But then comes their Tom Hartley.

He was trolled a lot in the first innings, he gave more than 100 runs.

But then he somehow took 7 wickets in the second innings.

I think our team was tributing to Virat by gifting wickets to a debutant spinner.

Now we are left with KL Rahul. How much you can expect from one guy?

He made runs in the first innings, but he couldn't perform in the second innings.

According to me, he has been decent.

But how much could he do when he had no support from others?

For one thing, I don't understand that Joe Root always bats well

but when he comes to India, he has the spirit of Muralitharan in him

he takes so many wickets?

There must be a plan of action before the next match.

We must do something about this Bazball or this row ball would make us cry.

Anyway, let's change the topic.

There was some good news for our Indians; West Indies broke Gaaba's pride once again.

The first good news was Travis Head went for a duck twice.

Two ducks in one match.

Oh, wow!

This is better than this defeat.

We wouldn't have felt happier if we had won this match, this would have looked better.

On top of all, West Indies bowler, Shamar Joseph,

like Rishabh Pant, he smashed Australia.

Now I think, forget about Gabba's pride, now it's time to close down Gabba.

What kind of pride is this that's continuously being broken.

From the time Pant smashed them, they lost their terror.

Prime Minister.

[slaps]

Since I met you, I lost my terror.

If you haven't watched this match, go watch the highlights.

Shamar Joseph bowled so well.

He is going through an injury so he took an injection

and told his captain, "I will keep bowling till I take wickets."

He bowled 9 overs at 140kmph.

He was so dedicated. I salute this guy.

We watch test matches for this kind of dedication.

This is the fun of test matches.

This is a very big win for them and this could be seen on their faces.

Let's hope our team does something similar in the next match

and we too feel a little happy.

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Love you all, bye-bye.

[music playing]

[muffled song playing]