How Well Do We Know Celeb Culture? | Smosh Mouth 31

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(chill music)

- Welcome back to "Smosh Mouth."

I'm Shayne.

- And I'm Amanda.

And we have our special guest here, Spencer Agnew.

- [Shayne] That's right.

- Wow.

- Spencer is back.

Spencer, you haven't been here since we-

- Lied.

- Tricked Amanda into believing "Five Nights at Freddy's"

is a true story. - Since the bite of '23.

- No.

- The bite of '23.

That's good, man. - '23?

Since you straight up lied to me.

And then we had to play "Five Nights at Freddy's."

- You were forced. Yeah.

- I was forced, and I had so much fun.

Shayne gave me the controllers

and didn't tell me how to play, and I had so much fun.

- No, it's one of my favorite videos we've done

in such a long time.

- Oh, dude, it was so good.

- I watched the whole thing, and I was dying laughing.

- Yeah.

- I can feel the tension.

It's a really scary game.

But I can feel when I get the controller that I'm just like-

- You guys both, yeah, I mean, to me it's almost like,

and I hope we can do way more of it,

because in a way it's really fun to see you especially,

it's like showing someone like one of your favorite movies.

Not that like it's one of my favorite games,

but it's so great seeing,

it's like taking someone to Disney for the first time.

It's like, oh, like, no, you gotta see this ride.

Like, you gotta see this ride.

Like, you gotta like, and seeing the reaction,

like it's almost better than like doing it yourself.

- Yeah, no, and it did really well.

And we said if we got 50,000 likes,

we'll play "Five Nights at Freddy's 2."

We surpassed that by a lot.

And people loved it 'cause I think it's a game

that so many people have played at this point

that watching someone play it for the first time

is very rare nowadays, so it actually was kind of perfect.

- It was so funny.

- Your comments were so great.

Like, people were pointing out you had certain like quotes

where you're like, "Is Chica a baby or a woman?"

And people were like, "Exactly."

- Very different.

If she's a baby, it's very different.

- There was a comment that was like,

"They nailed the like 'Five Nights at Freddy's' checklist

"of like getting one of the names wrong,

"getting one of the genders wrong,

"like doing something wrong with the power,

"overusing the power, underusing the power."

We did everything perfectly right.

It was insane.

- My favorite part is when you give me the controller

towards the end, and you're like, "Yay.

"Amanda's playing 'Five Nights at Freddy's.'

"Yay."

And then I'm like, "Yeah, I'm killing it."

And then-

- Amanda is actively playing "Five Nights at Freddy's."

(Amanda screams)

- What's his name?

Wiley the Coyote?

- Foxy.

- [Shayne] Foxy. (laughs)

- Here's the thing, I was not gonna let that video end

until you guys got the Foxy jump scare

'cause that's the most iconic,

the like everyone, like not everyone remembers,

but it's like, you know, the shot of Foxy like running down-

- It's so scary.

- It's intense.

- It's so iconic, 'cause the rest of the game,

and there's such a big chance that you don't even see that.

Like, you never see them move.

Like, it's always like kind of an implied movement.

And so for them to like do like a full on sprint

down the hallway is so (beep) funny.

- It's insane.

And then we also apparently

got like a 1 in 1,000 chance Easter egg.

- [Amanda] What?

- When we first played, when Freddy's face appears.

- Oh, like the glitches things.

- The glitches.

Apparently that is like 1 in 1,000.

- Okay, wait, did we figure out

what the little like white thing was towards the door?

It looks like a little skeleton.

- That's just you going crazy.

(Amanda laughs)

- (beep) you. - Yeah, that didn't happen.

That didn't happen, man. - That's you losing your mind.

- Okay, let's wait

until we play "Five Nights at Freddy's" version two.

Is there a name to it?

- It's "Five Nights at Freddy's 2."

- Okay.

(Shayne laughs)

By Scott Cawthon.

- Yes, hey, you're basically a "FNAF" fan now.

- MatPat and I are buddies.

- Did you see MatPat commented on it?

- No.

- MatPat commented on the video.

- He said,

"Please, you have a chance at normal healthy lives.

"Don't go down this path."

- Oh, I'm too beyond.

Like, once I was like, "Okay, but who are we?

'What are we about?"

And then you're like, "That's where MatPat,"

and I was like, "Oh."

- 'Cause if you play all the games,

I don't think you're gonna know all that lore.

It's something you kinda have to actually look into.

- I think I need to go and watch MatPat's YouTube

about the lore about who we are.

- You could, you could.

There's all these videos.

- I'm gonna advise against that.

- Why?

- Initially, like, because I think-

- Okay.

- Let's play all the games first.

- Yeah, like, I want you guys to play 'em all first

and like kind come up with your own like explanation.

- Ooh. I love that.

- Because like that would be really cool.

- I know it all. I know too much.

But I want to hear your-

- What's our name again? Mike?

- Mike Schmidt, right?

It's Mike Schmidt?

- I kind of feel like Mike Schmidt

did something not so great, and he still lives with his mom,

and he like got this job like on a whim

or something like that,

and he's just like trying to find meaning in his life.

And he got this job, and he's like,

"Ah, I guess I'll do this job."

And then it's just his nightmare.

But it is his goal to be like,

"Mom, I did something that you're proud of."

And he has to survive.

- That's an interesting theory.

- That's what you think the the protagonist-

- Yeah.

Either that or he's just like a slobbery, nasty-

(Spencer laughs)

- Maybe a bit of both?

- I mean, his desk is disgusting,

but also maybe he's just stressed,

or maybe it was left from the other guy who keeps calling.

- [Shayne] Yeah.

- I had so much, you know me,

I love the backstory of everything,

but I was really interested in Chica.

- Wait, 'cause in the,

I think it starts in "Five Nights at Freddy's 2,"

but there's a lot of like flashbacks,

and that's where you kind of first

like start piecing together like the-

- Wait, there's flashbacks?

- [Spencer] Yeah.

- Okay, I'm not gonna research anything

because I wanna be surprised.

- How many, in the official games,

there's two, there's three, is that?

And then there's four.

- There's four and five.

And then there's like "Security Breach" one and two.

- [Shayne] Oh my gosh.

- "Sister Location" might be like a numbered one.

But yeah, there's a lot.

- [Shayne] We have a lot to do.

- It makes me think

that I read really messed up true crime stories

to think that that was real.

That this guy-

- It's not-

- Killed kids and put them in animatronics.

Is that-

- It's not, I will say unfortunately,

I don't think it's that farfetched.

- Oh.

- Like, I don't think it's...

I've heard true crime stories that are worse

than that sadly. - Yeah.

But you guys lied to me.

- But it is still, yeah.

It's more insane, what was funny about it was

that the "Five Nights at Freddy's" movie was out.

And then like...

This game is just so in the zeitgeist.

But, and we're gonna get into this in a second,

it's on specific parts of the internet

that you're just not on.

- Correct.

- Like, it's certain communities on Twitter

and Reddit and YouTube that know all about this

and is talked about nonstop.

And you're just not, you're not into those places,

so you're not gonna know about it.

But you had a great time playing it.

You actually are a fan of playing-

- I had so much fun playing it.

And I shared the video to my sister, and she was like,

"Dude, this video is so great.

"I wanna play this game."

- Is that how she talks?

- Kinda.

(Spencer laughs)

- That's crazy.

- [Amanda] She does kind of talk like that.

- Dude, I freaking got play this game.

- She always wears like a forward cap.

- [Shayne] That's awesome. - Yeah.

- Whoa.

- You look just like my sister, Spencer.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Are you Amanda's sister?

- [Spencer] Yeah.

- Are you my mother?

- Yeah.

- But I loved playing it.

I love playing it because it was all my favorite things.

It was like horror, weird things.

And then like playing it with you was so fun because...

- I kept ruining your life.

- [Amanda] I was like-

- [Shayne] Giving you the controller.

- Explain to me what is happening.

And you're like, "I don't know."

And like Alex and Spencer were there,

and it was just, I loved it.

- I like watching Shayne play these games

'cause he does not have to play up getting scared at all.

Like, he's truly just that scared of these.

- I get so tense.

I hate jump scares. - He was very scared.

- I hate jump scares,

especially in a video game where you are in control, right?

A movie you're just watching, and you're like,

"Okay, like I'm watching this movie."

A video game, you're like,

"Okay, if I make the wrong decision,

"then it's gonna jump out at me."

And you're just sitting there like, "Oh."

And the headphones

kill me. - Brutal. It's brutal.

- 'Cause there's so much to do

with sound in that game. - Noise.

- And I was like-

- Yeah, you and me play very differently.

Like, you're like (gasps)

And I'm kind of like that too.

But I was watching back when I got the controls,

I was like...

- [Spencer] You locked in.

- I was so locked in.

That's why I feel like if I go down the video game route,

you're never gonna see me.

- No, and that's what I'm trying to do.

- No. I'm gonna be addicted.

- I'm trying to ruin your life.

- No. - You're gonna become a gamer.

Your husband's gonna come home,

you're gonna be playing "Resident Evil 8."

- No.

- You're like, "Get out."

- I can't with him.

He plays "Dota" and then watches "Dota" on his phone.

And I was like, "No. No."

- That's an intense game.

- No.

- [Shayne] He's a gamer.

- He loves "Dota."

- Capital G.

- That's some intense shit, man.

- Not me.

- That's beyond me.

That's on another level now.

But you aren't in those spheres because,

and you've explained to us

and I've made fun of you a bunch in recent episodes,

what you love is People.com.

- Correct.

- You check it every day.

- Every day.

- We got here this morning at 9:00 AM,

and you said you'd already read everything.

- I've already read everything, but guess what?

It updates.

- Okay.

- And there's top stories that change.

- Okay.

- So I have to, you know, check it at the end of the day.

- Spencer, do you keep up with celebrity gossip at all?

I feel like I just hear about it.

I don't look for it.

- I feel like you don't.

- I don't look for it, but I hear about it

just 'cause it ends up on the internet.

Like, if it ends up on Twitter or Reddit, I'm gonna see it.

- Okay.

- [Shayne] At some point.

- I feel like that's cool celebrity news,

whereas like People.com is the celebrity news

that like 50 and above love hearing about, and me!

Do you know what I'm saying?

(Shayne laughs)

- And also me.

- Spencer?

- There was a moment I saw both of my parents

over Christmas break and my dad knew that-

- [Amanda] Okay.

- Yeah, flex. No.

(Shayne laughs)

And my dad knew that Jewel was seeing-

- [Amanda] Yeah.

- Not Dennis Quaid, the other guy.

- Not Dennis.

- "Yellowstone."

- Yeah. Kevin Costner.

- Kevin Costner.

- Jewel and Kevin Costner. That's old news.

- And my mom was like, "Really?"

And I just thought it was really funny that my dad knew

and that my mom did not.

- I thought Kevin Costner was married?

- Apparently not until like...

- Shayne, get your shit together.

They went through a tumultuous divorce over weeks.

She wanted the house.

She wanted money consistently.

He was so upset.

- What a bitch.

(Shayne laughs)

- You stop it now.

- That was in the article.

- He left "Yellowstone."

- In parenthesis and it has that.

What a bitch.

- He left "Yellowstone."

- He left "Yellowstone"?

- He's done with "Yellowstone."

- Oh.

- Bro, he went to Sequoia.

- You're dumb. You're actually dumb.

- He started a new show. - He started a new show.

- Yosemite.

- Literally everyone said like,

"Oh, why is Kevin Costner leaving 'Yellowstone'?"

- He's on the actual "Waterworld" ride now.

- That's where he's working.

- You're so dumb.

- He dies the first day of working.

So that's the type of stuff I don't know.

- So you just don't know.

- I know like slight things about like-

- Wait, I can keep riffing on this.

He's rebooting "The Postman."

- Oh good.

- Wait, what?

- Was that not him?

- No, he's rebooting "Tin Cup" in real life.

- Can I tell you?

Can I tell you that "Tin Cup,"

so we used to go to like drive-in movie theaters.

That's like a big thing on the East Coast.

You probably know that, right?

- I know what a, yeah, I've seen "Grease."

- Ma'am. What?

- He's from Florida.

- So anyways, we went to a drive-in movie theater.

I was too young.

My dad had this like big white beat up van,

and we had to like not watch the movie.

Him and my mom wanted to go see "Tin Cup."

- This is the most (beep) up thing I've ever heard.

- Him and my mom wanted to go see,

well, we were on vacation in the Cape.

Him and my mom wanted to go see "Tin Cup,"

and they were like, it's too-

- They make you look the other way?

- It's rated R.

You girls have to like play cards in the back of the van.

- You're girls, you can't know what golf is.

- Exactly.

- Go to the back.

- So we play cards or whatever, play like Spit, and the-

- Spit?

- Yeah.

The moment I get up to be like, "Dad, I'm tired,"

is when Kevin Costner has a gun in his mouth.

(Shayne laughs)

- I thought that movie was about golf.

- Yeah. What the hell?

- It gets really dark for one scene.

And that's the only scene that I've seen.

- Okay, that makes me think of something though

'cause I was at my parents' house for Christmas,

and I was like watching, I was watching "Blue Eye Samurai."

- Flex.

Best show ever.

- That show is so awesome.

But I knew from the first episode, I'm like,

"Oh, there's nudity in this.

"There's nudity and sex and stuff."

- There's a lot.

- And I'm watching it, and I'm just like,

"My parents are, I don't know what it is.

"They're gonna show up right when people are naked."

- Isn't it animated?

- It's animated.

- Dude, nice.

- Have you not seen it?

- No.

- "Blue Eye Samurai-"

- It might be my favorite show of last year.

- Holy shit.

- It is my favorite show of last year.

- It's unbelievable.

- They're already renewed for a season two.

- Is it an anime?

- Yeah, it's anime.

- Dude.

- I like anime.

- Amanda in her anime era.

- I love anime.

- I did not know this.

- Oh yeah.

- Really good.

I didn't love the animation at first,

but towards the end I was like,

they had to animate it this way for how they shot it.

- That's my favorite type of animation.

I love it.

- 'Cause it's like this like pseudo 3D.

It's like an interesting,

but no, my parents are so good at walking in

right at the worst parts.

- Oh god, and they're like-

- God dang it.

- What are you watching?

- What is this? Okay.

It's just like, it's not this all the time.

- I really wanna know which part, but-

- There's several sex scenes.

- Yeah, it's very,

and I remember that you were like,

"Oh, I finished 'Blue Samurai,'"

and I remember recommending it to you,

and then I remember thinking it is extremely sexual show.

Very sexual.

- Very sexual.

- But it's so good.

The lead is from-

- "PEN15."

- "PEN15."

- "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."

- Oh, Maya?

- And a Disney Star.

- Did not know that about her.

- She's married to Macaulay Culkin.

- That's Brenda Song.

- Brenda Song is also, Brenda Song is in-

- "Blue Eye Samurai."

- She's not the lead though.

- No, I know she's not the lead.

She's the princess.

- Yeah.

- Shayne, I know, okay?

I know.

- Did y'all see "Asteroid City"?

- No. - I tried.

- Oh.

Well, there's a scene where,

I was watching it with both of my parents.

And there's a scene

where Scarlett Johansson gets completely naked.

I'm like, when does this stop being weird

like with my parents?

(Shayne laughs)

But there's a really funny,

'cause she's like, "Oh, like I'm about to do a nude scene."

Like, in the context of the movie, she's like,

"I'm about to do a nude scene."

And what's his (beep) name?

He's in every Wes Anderson movie.

Jason...

- [Shayne] Jason Schwartzman.

- Jason Schwartzman.

- Jason Schwartzman has the funniest reaction

to someone saying that they're gonna get naked.

And I was like, yeah, that was good.

- No, it'll never be not uncomfortable though.

- Well, actually, I have watched a lot of movies

where like it's wild, and my dad's there and he is like,

"Whoa, hoho wow!"

- Yeah, I was like-

- Does that help?

Does that make it better?

- It helps so much.

- To acknowledge it.

- When they're silent-

- You're sitting there just like...

- It's a nightmare.

With my dad, we can watch it.

With my mom, she goes, "Oh..."

I remember when my dad told me to watch "True Blood."

He was like, "You gotta watch 'True Blood' on HBO,"

back in the day, and I was like, "Okay."

It's two vampires having sex,

and one of them breaks the neck and turns it back

to look at them while they're having sex.

And my mom walks in, and she goes, "What is this?"

And I said, "It's Dad's favorite show."

(everyone laughs)

She's like, "This is awful. Awful."

- Yeah, they're vampires.

They're evil.

- Wait, so does the head fix?

- Yeah, yeah, head fixes itself.

- That's crazy.

- Have you never seen "True Blood"?

- No.

- I watched like one episode,

and there was already crazy sex in it.

- Yeah, it's wild.

- That was back in HBO's just full on sex era.

- Yeah, it really was.

Anyways.

- Okay.

This episode is about People.com.

- It's not about sex.

- Amanda, when did you start checking People.com every day?

(Amanda sighs)

- You sick (beep)

- I am so sick. - When did you start getting

into celebrity gossip?

'Cause we've seen your diary from when you were a kid

and it had a lot of celebrity gossip on the front.

- Here's the thing, I think it's less about the gossip,

but every time, I'm obsessed with movies since I was little,

but every time I watched a movie I was so interested

in the celebrities and their life.

So that's why when I watch movies, I'm like,

like someone's like, "Oh yeah, that's Scarlett Johansson."

I'm like, "No, it's not.

"That's blah, blah, blah."

Like, I'm so...

So I'll like go and research like,

"Oh, I don't know that guy yet."

And I'll research and I'll know who he dated,

what other movies he did.

Maybe he did this movie.

Oh, maybe that director.

And I just go on, that's my like search.

I don't do Reddit.

- Where they live, social security number.

- I just do like who they're dating,

what other things they've done,

and then I'll watch that movie,

and then I'll like that actor.

So I think I got really into actors and like their lives.

And then the only thing is sometimes the hot goss of it all

is like too much.

Like, I don't watch reality shows.

I don't watch "Real Housewives."

I don't watch any of that shit.

- You don't watch "Love Island"?

- Okay, I watch "Love Island."

- Do you watch "Bachelor"?

- No. I've never-

- You didn't watch "Golden Bachelor"?

- No, but I definitely have a story from "Golden Bachelor."

(Shayne laughs)

Here's the thing, I researched "Golden Bachelor."

But I didn't watch it.

- I think that's crazier than watching it.

- I'm so weird.

(everyone laughs)

- I think that's-

- I think you're crazy.

- But here's the thing,

it's just like "Dateline" with Keith Morrison.

I listened to it as a joke to start

because the way he is is so ridiculous.

- Yeah.

- And then it kind of like,

the like, "Oh God, this is so silly"

turned into like, "Okay, oh, oh, oh God."

- This is the thing.

I can't shit on what you're saying because when I was young,

my mom was obsessed with like Access Hollywood, Extra,

all that shit. - Oh baby.

- On all the time.

And I will say,

and it's the same with like a reality TV show

or like "Dateline."

My mom would watch that stuff too.

You can scoff at it.

If you watch five minutes of any of them,

you're then kinda like-

- You're invested.

- [Shayne] All right, well I gotta keep watching.

- You're invested.

- Yeah. It's true.

They hook you.

- And then you follow their story.

Although I'm over the Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce.

Like, I don't care.

- You brought that up on this podcast.

- I think everyone's over it.

- I don't care about their timeline.

The amount of photos they have her sitting

in a box watching his game in red,

I'm like, good for you.

I don't care anymore.

- So I watch football all the time,

and they always show her a bunch during these games.

It's so funny.

She seems genuinely into it.

I think she's genuinely a fan.

Genuinely they're doing great.

I think it's why it's kind of boring 'cause it's just like,

yeah, they're just in a relationship.

- Literally.

It's like every good show

when the two lovers actually end up getting together

and get married, you're like, "All right."

- That sucks.

- Show needs to end. (laughs)

You know, we love like the conflict.

Like, will they, won't they?

And I think like, hot gossip and People.com,

they do it so well.

Like, their like titles are so like-

- How long they been doing it for?

- Oh, People.com's been around forever.

- Years.

- Yeah. I remember seeing it like, you know, as a kid.

- Yeah, People and Us Weekly

at the front of the grocery store,

- People was, they were huge.

And they were also huge on like the royals.

Like, People.com was like obsessed.

- I don't understand the royal stuff at all.

- I'm over it.

I'm over it 'cause I don't watch "The Crown" or anything.

But I heard "The Crown" is amazing.

- "The Crown" is good.

I watched "The Crown."

- I just get to a point where I get oversaturated with that.

- I just don't really, I'm not interested.

I'm just like, they're just people who, I don't know.

- People. - People.

- They're just a tourist attraction kind of thing.

- But they were like huge.

So it was like People, Star Magazine,

don't read Star Magazine.

It's all fake.

- That's fake?

- That was like aliens landed

and Angelina Jolie like let them in her home or something.

- Now I'm interested.

- Well, that was what fascinated me in the grocery store

like as a kid 'cause you'd always see like, you know,

you'd have like People Magazine, like Life Magazine,

and then you would have something where it'd be like,

"I have two weeks to live."

(Amanda laughs)

- [Shayne] Yeah.

- [Amanda] I don't know why I'm laughing, but yes.

- No, I mean, but it'd be like, you know,

where like clearly they were

just like feeling sick that day.

They walked outside, the paparazzi took a picture.

- And they were like this...

- And they're like, "I am dying.

"Like, I am actively dying."

And then you had like the soap opera magazines.

- Yeah. - Soap.

Or Reader's Digest.

Remember Reader's Digest?

- I do.

- What is the deal with Reader's Digest?

What is the deal with the soap one too?

- The Reader's Digest was about like TV channels.

It was like when TV was a thing, yeah.

- I thought it was TV Guide.

- I think it was both.

- I think that was both.

- Well, I don't know about Reader's Digest.

- Were the soap books though for,

like literally they would summarize the soaps?

- Soap operas.

- Would they do like fan theories?

- Here's the thing, I never picked up a soap opera-

- Was it Tumblr before Tumblr?

- Guys, I did not read the soap mags.

- I don't know anyone who watches a soap opera

that isn't 70 years old.

- Yeah.

(Shayne laughs)

I don't watch like "Days of Our Lives" ever.

- Comment down below if you watch a soap opera,

like an American soap opera.

- Yes.

- 'Cause I think they're big in other countries, but-

- Yes.

- Here in America, I feel like they're past their-

- You like your Turkish soaps?

- I was just gonna say

that I will say I'm watching a new Turkish show right now

on Netflix.

It's a limited series.

It's called "Creature."

And it's based on the book "Frankenstein."

- Oh, that's-

- And it's really, really good.

But it also has, again, like most Turkish TV shows,

which I'm like, oh God, do I love this?

It has a soap element to it.

Like, over the top acting, like "Whoa!"

Like, "The world!"

Like, slowmo scenes, like violin comes in at random times.

- I love that shit.

- And I'm like, oh, I don't know why this is...

- That's close enough.

- No, I love that shit.

- But like Turkish shows are very soapy.

So I'm like, okay, I can see,

since I love Turkish shows, I'm like,

I can see why people like soap operas.

But "Days of our Lives"?

- Well, they're hard-

- I think it's a spectrum

'cause I mean, look at like "Grey's Anatomy."

Is that not a soap?

- That's definitely, right actually.

- It's not technically.

- It's not technically a soap.

- 'Cause a soap is a show that comes out every day.

- Every day.

And they film constantly.

- There's like technicalities.

But it is soapy.

- Soapy.

- It's very soapy.

- I definitely have, I've auditioned for a soap opera.

- I've auditioned for some soap operas.

- Yeah, and they want you to like hold,

that's the thing about when you're done with it,

you have to hold like...

- That's crazy.

- Working on soap operas,

I think it's the hardest acting job.

- You only get one shot.

- 'Cause you get one take,

and it's like you have to memorize like 90 pages a day

or something like that.

There's a reason why we make fun of soap opera actors

for not being good.

It's 'cause you don't get a second take.

- They don't get time with their character.

- You just have to memorize a ton of shit.

- They're just a doctor.

- It's so hard.

(Spencer laughs)

No, basically I love soap operas,

and I'm obsessed with them.

- So yeah, I didn't read the soap mags,

and I didn't read People mags really that often.

Maybe in the airport when you're like bored,

you read through them.

But I don't know how People.com

is now subscribed like through my email.

I don't know when I made that leap.

- So you've been looking at it every day for years.

- For your whole life?

- No!

- Since you were a baby.

- I think since (laughs)

- Since you were a little baby.

- Shut up.

I honestly don't think that long.

Like, I think like two years. (laughs)

- Okay.

- Since I was a baby?

- So at Smosh-

- [Spencer] Yeah, yeah.

- At Smosh you began this.

- You sent them your email.

- Guys, I've been at Smosh for four years.

- I know, but while you're at Smosh-

- Really?

- [Amanda] Yeah.

- That's crazy. That sucks.

(Shayne laughs)

- That sucks, dude.

- I'm just kidding.

I've been here for way too long.

- That sucks.

- Yeah, so now that I have it-

- But before we begin, what's the celebrity story

over these past two years that was your favorite?

Is there one storyline that you were most obsessed with?

- Storyline. (laughs)

- 'Cause like back in the day-

- Which arc?

- No, I remember back in the day the first celebrity story

where I remember just not being able to not hear about it,

and I was a little kid,

was the original J.Lo, Ben Affleck romance,

back in like the 2000s.

And it just like, you couldn't go a day

without hearing about it for like years.

- Bennifer. Bennifer.

- Bennifer lasted for years, and everyone talked about it.

And I was like, I remember as a little kid,

I'm like, "I don't care about this.

"Why is this talked about all the time?"

- I will say that actually,

because I can't quite think of like one

'cause there was a lot,

but the Bennifer getting back together-

- It is pretty crazy.

- And their wedding was a big part of People.com.

- Bennifer part two is different than Bennifer.

- And my favorite things about People.com

is they're not super, super mean,

but they're mean enough to have you go-

- Oh yeah.

- Oh, and the amount of pictures

and like weird videos that they have of Ben Affleck.

Like, they pull up to like a red carpet or whatever,

Ben Affleck just opens the door and just like rushes out.

And J.Lo's like...

Like, trying to take pictures.

It's very clear that Ben Affleck's like,

"I don't wanna be in front of cameras."

Like, he's said this.

And it's all, it's J.Lo's, it's her world, right?

Like, she's built her world in front of cameras.

She's comfortable with it.

But People.com harped on that.

Like, "Uh-oh."

Like, "Ben is not comfy in front of cameras,

"and that's where J.Lo lives."

And it's just these videos

of Ben like pushing through the crowd.

Like, "Let's go, Jen."

- The one where it's like,

it looks like they're having an argument.

- Yes.

- And it's like he's making like the meanest faces.

He is like pointing and stuff like that.

But then you watch the video,

and it's just clear he's just like talking.

He's like, no, that's just like literally how Boston-

- Well, there was a People.com one of them

at an award ceremony

where I think they actually are having an argument

because it's them talking, and he's like, "Yeah, whatever,"

whatever he's saying.

And then J.Lo looks, like glances the cameras at her,

and then she immediately smiles

and like pushes his hand down.

(Shayne laughs)

And maybe it's nothing.

- Or maybe she just knows like they're gonna take photos

and make this look like a fight.

- And then it did.

- Yeah, of course that's what they do.

- But People, they're not as mean as like-

- Oh, some of the others are so awful.

I remember-

- TMZ is like predatory.

- People have-

- TMZ is horrendous.

- People have brought it back,

but I always remember, even as a kid,

seeing the magazines were at the front,

it was like some celebrity in a swimsuit.

And they're literally, they took like an unflattering photo

and then they would Photoshop it to make 'em look worse.

And they'd be like, "(groans) What is this?"

And what's crazy is people have been showing those photos-

- It's terrible.

- And they're like, wait, they were actually hot.

Like, I remember when like Jennifer Love Hewitt

just got shit on by these magazines for a few years.

- That happened recently to her on People.com.

Dude, dude, no, but people-

- Like, you look back at those photos

where they were shitting on her, and you're like,

"Wait, she was hot as hell."

- Yeah, here's the thing though.

This is why I like People, (laughs)

it is because they're not,

they weren't shitting on her recently.

They're very...

They're not nice, but they're the nicest, I think.

And their whole thing was-

- They're the nicest bully you're ever gonna meet

in your life.

- Their whole thing was Jennifer Love Hewitt,

they always say slaps back or snaps back.

- I love that shit.

- Strikes back.

- Snapped back at fans,

because she took a photo of herself and she used a filter.

And fans were like, "Oh my god,

"what is she hiding underneath that filter?"

Which is awful.

Also, celebrities, stop responding to these fans.

Like, just stop.

Like, whatever.

And I mean, that might be hard.

But she snapped back at her fans and was like,

"Aging in Hollywood is really hard."

'Cause, you know, she was a (beep) hottie.

She was a hottie.

And so People, they were defending her.

I don't even know why I'm defending People.

- Wow. Ally.

(everyone laughs)

- [Amanda] Stop.

- Okay.

Do we wanna-

- Yeah.

- Like, what are some headlines?

- Okay, so this is the top headline.

Like I said, I didn't watch "The Golden Bachelor."

Did you, Spencer?

- No.

- I watched a few episodes of "The Golden Bachelor."

It was very funny.

- So for context-

(Shayne laughs)

For context, this is the one where it's one old guy

and a bunch of old ladies?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay. Well they're-

- They were all older.

No, he was-

- They're older.

- He's 70-something.

- That's crazy.

- No, I thought "Golden Bachelor,"

I was like, oh, are they gonna be like in their,

like 'cause this is Hollywood,

I was like, are they gonna be in their 40s and 50s?

No, they're all in their 70s and 60s.

Some are like late 50s.

But I was like, "Damn, bravo."

Like, okay.

You can't get much older than that.

- No, it's not on Bravo.

- Or else it's starts to get-

- Are you sure it's not on Bravo?

It might be on Bravo.

- It's not on Bravo.

- It's on ABC.

- Well, okay, so this is "The Golden Bachelor."

So spoiler alert, he has chosen his bride.

- His mate.

- And they got married, and her name is Theresa Nist.

- [Spencer] Theresa Nest?

- Theresa Nist.

And People.com, they've already shared all of,

they shared her previous wedding dress or whatever.

But here's this headline.

Here's the hot goss.

- Okay.

- "Theresa Nist has bridal wardrobe malfunction

"mid 'Golden Bachelor' wedding ceremony,

"but Gerry can't look away."

- Yeah, bro.

Trying to see those.

(Shayne laughs)

That's what Gerry said.

- In the photo was him like a "Looney Tunes," like, "Ooh!"

(Shayne laughs)

- See, here's the thing.

People.com, the way they put it, they're not like,

"Oh my god, they got fat."

They're like, "Aw, can't look away."

- Wait, let me see this picture.

- No, there's no picture of the malfunction.

It's just them getting married.

- What's the malfunction?

- [Shayne] What's the malfunction?

- Well, let me get into it, guys.

- [Shayne] Get into it. - See, they hooked me already.

- They hooked me.

Now I gotta know what this malfunction was.

- "Theresa Nist chose a dazzling dress

"for her wedding to Gerry Turner."

Gerry spelt with a G, heads up.

- [Spencer] Okay, that makes it a little better.

- "On Thursday night.

"But the night wasn't without one little mishap.

"Before the couple could seal their nuptials with a kiss,

"one strap on Nist's Badgley Mischka gown broke.

"Nothing could rain on the happy couple's parade though.

"And the rest of the ceremony went off without a hitch."

- And he didn't look away?

- "In fact, Turner couldn't take his eyes off his bride."

- Well, I would assume.

- Nothing bad happened.

It was a cheap dress, and it snapped.

- See, I would've thrown my iPad at the wall

if that was the reveal.

- "The Golden Bachelor, 72, and his bride, 70,

"exchanged vows live on ABC,

"following their engagement on the finale

"of last year's show."

Let's see if he said anything because I love their quotes.

- I like how it's like, "He couldn't take his eyes off her."

It's like, yeah, you're at the podium

and you're facing each other.

What are you gonna do?

She stands up there and he's like, "Ah..."

- Probably got nervous.

- "'See, you've gotta remember,

"'Theresa didn't get her first time around.

"'She didn't have much time to plan.

"'And really, I didn't either,' Gerry Turner said.

"'We didn't have a whole lot of time,

"'and we were pretty broke, both of us,

"'so this is kind of big.

""We wanna make it so we don't miss any of those moments.'"

- Is he broke?

I don't think he's broke at all.

- I think he's-

- Maybe emotionally.

- Very, very rich.

- I think he's extremely rich.

- So yeah, that-

- That's a good one. That's a good start.

I know this stuff though 'cause I watched "Golden Bachelor,"

a little bit of it.

So I know this.

- Kiana's told me about it a little bit.

- Kiana's locked in.

- Yeah.

- Kiana is locked into every part of-

- Like, I'm truly in awe of the amount that a lot of people

just in this office alone consume.

Like, any of those shows.

Like, to me, I couldn't,

like keeping up with one of those shows is almost like a,

I'm hesitant to say a job,

but like, you know, like Kiana watches like "Big Brother."

And to me I'm like, that's such a commitment that like-

- I agree.

- The reason a lot of our content is so good

is 'cause a lot of our crew behind the scenes

are so versed on the internet.

I can think of a few, but Kiana absolutely.

There's not much that Kiana doesn't know.

- Yeah. - She knows everything.

- It's truly kind of scary.

- She knows everything.

- Kiana truly is a character from "The Matrix."

Like, we need to go visit the knower.

- The Oracle.

- And it's like, it's Kiana.

And she's like, "Hey, bestie."

So yeah.

(everyone laughs)

- She's like, "Oh yeah, I already saw that."

- Already saw that.

I've got it. Don't worry.

- Yeah.

(Shayne laughs)

But does she know that Billie Eilish brings the crew socks

and loafers trend to the red carpet?

- That's pretty sick.

- Plus a Playboy bunny bag. (gasps)

- What?

Billie?

Billie, you-

- Literally, she's just wearing white socks and big shoes.

That's it.

- Let me see the shoes.

Those are cute.

- [Amanda] Yeah.

- I've been looking at-

- Is Billie Eilish back into the baggy clothing?

- Billie Eilish continues-

- I don't think she ever left, dude.

- Did she never leave?

- "She continues to command the red carpet,

"bringing the crew socks and loafers trend to Palm Springs.

"On Thursday, the 22-year-old singer-"

- What the hell?

What was in Palm Springs?

- I don't know. How crazy.

The International Film Festival Awards.

- IFF.

- "She was accompanied by her brother

"and fellow musician, Finneas O'Connell.

"The 'Ocean Eyes.'"

Okay, that was a long ago song.

"Singer."

That's why I love People.com

'cause they feel a little like 60-year-olds work there.

- Yeah, she's had many songs since "Ocean Eyes."

Even I know that.

- I feel like a bunch of 60-year-olds are like, "Hot goss.

"So you know the 'Ocean Eyes' song?"

(everyone laughs)

"That we can't stop playing.

"Well, let me tell you about Billie Eilish."

That's why I kinda like it.

- You guys know Maroon 5?

They did "This Love."

(everyone laughs)

- "Sunday Morning."

- You know Maroon 5 from "Sunday Morning."

- "The 'Ocean Eyes' singer wore a black, red,

"and gold headscarf tied to the back

"that complimented her two toned black and red hair

"and shades with yellow lenses."

- Whoa.

- [Shayne] So you're...

- How far away are we from AI writing all of this?

- Oh God.

- I don't know.

"She then reflected

"on the resonation 'What Was I Made For?'"

Which was the big song in "Barbie."

"Has had with audiences, especially in how it has

"'brought women together in this way

"'that I feel like I haven't felt part of like that.

"'And it made me feel really good,' Eilish said.

"'And I also felt like it was bringing people together.

"'It felt like we were all experiencing the life experience,

"'you know?'"

I do love Billie Eilish.

- I like Billie Eilish too.

I always love these answers though on red carpets.

- They're so-

- Like, they ask these questions, and I'm like,

my thought is always like, "What answer are you expecting?"

What it actually reminds me of is in sports,

every time when like they ask the coach or players

after like a loss, they're like, "So what happened?"

And I'm just like, "What do you think they're gonna say?"

They'd be like, "Yeah-"

- We lost.

- We did bad.

We lost the game.

I'm just like, what? What?

- But all these-

- What is this?

Like, how do you feel about this movie?

It's like, "I feel good about it."

- And then People.com is like,

"She feels good about the movie."

(Shayne laughs)

That's why I kind of love it.

- I actually have a lot of respect,

'cause at Defy we were right next

to like the ClevverTV people,

and they do a lot of celebrity stuff.

And I actually was, I really admire the work

'cause I'm like, I couldn't do it,

'cause they have to be be locked in all the time.

They have to be following stuff.

But I'm also like, I'm just not into it.

And clearly there's a fascination.

- It's also like local.

It's like when I worked for local news,

you had to be on the local news all the time,

and then you had to come up with a catchy way

that 99% of people can read and go, "Ooh, what's that?"

- I mean, is that so different from like what we do?

- Not really.

- We play "FNAF."

- Yeah. (laughs)

- No, it's literally like, "Amanda and Shayne play 'FNAF'."

- For the first time.

I think the title was "We Play 'FNAF' for the First Time."

- Yeah, yeah.

- [Amanda] It's pretty much the same.

- It's a little different.

- Yeah, just like,

"How Kate Middleton is spending her 42nd birthday weekend.

"Tea parties, country life, and family."

- They did not try on that one.

- Are they-

- No, they're kind of giving up on the royals a little bit.

They're not as hot.

Because Harry's book is already out.

And Meghan Markle and Harry,

they felt pushed out by the royals.

- Who do you like more?

Meghan Markle or Kate Middleton?

- Oh God.

(Shayne laughs)

- And there is a correct answer.

- There is a correct answer, Amanda.

Don't answer-

- I feel like Kate is under some spell where she's like,

"Everything is fine."

(Shayne laughs)

Like, there was like a People.com

that made me laugh so hard.

- There was a People.com?

- There was a People.com.

- There was an article on People that made me,

my gals at People.

It was Kate Middleton was standing

next to some like great person or something like that.

And she wanted to get close to her.

- Yeah. Her husband?

- No, no.

She wanted to get close to her,

but she didn't wanna like scoot over.

So she like scooted her feet

in like a weird like dance (laughs)

- That sounds awesome.

- Like a weird like tap dance thing

just to get close during the picture,

and People were all over it.

- It's so insane.

- That's why it's so funny.

- I also, look, I'm aware to some degree

'cause I've watched a lot of "The Crown," and-

- So you saw the foot thing?

- The life they have to live is truly a nightmare.

- Yeah.

- I would not last.

- I would not last.

Oh, me as a royal? Not doing so good.

- You wouldn't be there.

- They'd catch me playing video games one day.

- [Spencer] They'd catch you.

- Bro, you're a king. Come on.

- Bro, you're a prince.

You can't play video games.

Do you think Harry games?

Harry has to be gaming now that he...

'Cause he lives in California now.

- Who?

- Harry.

- Styles?

- Prince Harry.

- Oh, I was like-

- We're talking about the royals. (laughs)

- I've already moved on, buddy.

- What happened, Amanda?

(everyone laughs)

What happened there?

- Oh, Harry.

Yeah, they're in LA because they don't feel welcome.

They don't feel welcome in England.

- I think a lot about what Prince Harry's

probably doing out here in California now.

- He's jacking off.

- He's jacking off, he's smoking weed.

- Spencer, you're outta control.

- He's playing "Fortnite."

You think he's gotten a victory royale?

A victory royal.

(Spencer and Shayne laugh)

- [Amanda] What are you saying?

What are you saying?

- Do you think he unlocked Peter Griffin?

- Do you think he watches "Family Guy"? Oh.

- Okay, you're gonna love this one.

- Give us another.

- "Adam Sandler plays impromptu pickup basketball game

"with University of Arizona." - The (beep)

He's (beep) always doing that shit.

- He's always-

- No, I know.

- What I love about Adam Sandler is that outside of movies,

he wears like the same outfit.

- The same shorts.

- The baggiest shirt and shorts.

- Him and Kevin Smith.

- It's awesome.

- This is why People makes me laugh.

"The future 'Saturday Night'..."

The future "Saturday Night Live" star?

He's not a future "Saturday Night Live" star.

- You don't know that.

See, they're predicting,

- Now they're telling the future.

- "Grew up as an avid basketball fan,

"playing for his Jewish Community Center's youth team

"before playing high school basketball

"for Manchester Central High School in New Hampshire.

"'Basketball started for me when I was a young man,'

"Sandler said."

- Yeah, he's always saying that.

- Well, you know, I really like basketball.

- Shut up!

(everyone laughs)

- Oh, are you liking the basketball?

(everyone laughs)

- That's pretty good.

That is pretty good. - My favorite was

what's his face's, who's the (beep) guy who dated all the...

Pete Davidson.

His impression of Adam Sandler was just going, "Shut up!"

(everyone laughs)

- Okay, here's another one.

"Peloton instructor invites Christopher Nolan

"to take her class insult-free-"

- I did see that. Oh.

- "After she complains about his movie.

"You can critique my class.

"We'll have a good time.

"I promise you it'll be insult-free."

- Did you see the clip?

- I promise it'll be an atomic blast.

(everyone laughs)

- Did you see the clip from-

- You feel it.

- Of the Peloton class of her?

- No. - It's actually really funny.

- It was so funny.

- Wait.

- Wow, we know more than you, Amanda.

- What?

- We are locked in.

- We see the actual clips on Twitter.

- No, it's so great.

She's doing the Peloton class.

She's on the bike, and she's just like, "I saw that movie.

"I don't know what the (beep) was happening."

(everyone laughs)

- I didn't know they were like that on Peloton.

I didn't know they- - Oh, they're crazy.

- On Peloton.

Cody Rigsby.

Honestly, at first I was like, "I don't know."

And then I got on there and I was like, "Oh."

He'd be like, they read off people's like names,

like whatever.

- They're like Twitch streaming.

- And they'll be like, "You gotta change that name.

"That is awful, honey.

"That is awful."

- They are essentially Twitch streamers.

- Some of them are really hilarious.

- Her shitting on "Tenet," I was like, "Girl, same."

- Oh, so it was "Tenet" that she shit on?

- Oh yeah.

- "So here's what I wanna say."

This is what she said.

"So here's what I wanna say.

"I may not have understood a minute

"of what the hell was going on in 'Tenet.'

"That shit went right over my head.

"But I have seen 'Oppenheimer' twice,

"and that's six hours of my life

"that I don't ever want to give back.

"She continued, 'So, Mr. Nolan, I'm inviting you

"'to come take a ride with me in my Peloton studio.

"'You can critique my class.

"'We'll have a great time.

"'You'll sit in the front row,

"'and I promise you it'll be insult-free.

"'Let me know. Take me up on it.'"

- Christopher Nolan in a Peloton class sounds so funny.

- No.

Wait, he responded.

- Oh. - Whoa.

Update. We have an update.

- Ah! What he say?

- "Nolan mentioned hearing Sherman's criticism

"during the New York Film Critics Circle Awards Gala

"on Wednesday."

Okay, People.

- I think this is what kicked it off.

- "I was on my Peloton, I'm dying,

"and the instructor started talking about one of my films

"and said, 'Did anyone see this?

"'That's a couple hours of my life I'll never get back,'

"Nolan said while accepting the Best Director award."

That's it. That's all he said.

- So wait, Christopher Nolan was on his Peloton?

- Oh.

"When film critic, Rex," yeah, he does the Peloton.

"When film critic Rex Reed-"

- Did you not hear that context?

- Just now I did.

- Hey man, did you not hear what she just said?

- Wait, there's more.

"'When film critic Rex Reed takes a shit on your film,

"'he doesn't ask you to work out,' joked Nolan."

Okay.

"In today's world where opinions are everywhere,

"there's a sort of idea that film criticism

"is being democratized.

"But I for one, think the critical appreciation of film

"shouldn't be an instinct, but it should be a profession."

- Whatever that means, dude.

- Okay, nerd.

- So he did read it,

and he is going to get back on his Peloton

and never take her class. - He's going to

quit making movies.

- So I think he said that first,

and then she saw that he had seen her criticism

and that was her response.

So he said that first and then she said that.

- Yeah, I think she came out on top of this.

- Yeah, I think she was right.

- I think you guys are gonna get hooked on People.

What?

(Spencer laughs)

Yes?

- I'm not gonna watch "Tenet" again.

- No, dude. That movie was bad.

- Also, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, she's everywhere.

- [Spencer] Yeah.

- She is out of prison.

- That is currently the story.

Admittedly, I told you I didn't know anything about it.

- Yeah.

- But I have been seeing her all over the place.

And it's just stories that are just like,

"She was spotted at this concert,"

or, "Here's what she's doing."

And I'm like, who is this person?

- People are freaking out.

- But now that I know the story,

I'm almost like a little more sad that I keep seeing.

I'm like, leave her alone.

- I know.

- [Shayne] Oh my god.

- Well, she's kinda putting herself out there a little bit.

- You see she was on "The View"?

- She was on "The View."

She's pictured with her husband, Ryan Scott Anderson.

- I guess 'cause she's being seen in a good light,

people are kind of like-

- Oh, well, I mean, 'cause I mean it was,

she had to go through so much shit.

So I think like in a way it's almost cathartic

for people to see like,

oh, she's literally getting to do everything

that she was denied for like her entire life.

And she's getting these opportunities.

It's like, hey, like yeah,

you are gonna get to go see all these games.

You are gonna, so like in a way I see that framing

as like something positive.

- Yeah.

- But I also do see where it's like,

okay, like let's also give her space.

- I mean, she has a show.

I mean, "The Act" on Hulu is about her.

All of this was happening while she was in prison.

And so when she got out-

- [Spencer] You think she watched it?

- I don't-

- How long was she in prison?

- Like nine years.

- Nine years.

- Whoa.

- Yeah, well her and her boyfriend murdered her mother.

But her mother was also- - Former boyfriend.

- God... - Former boyfriend.

- He's still in jail.

- Current boyfriend-

- Current husband.

- Current husband D is on fire.

- The D, yeah.

- I saw that one.

- So Gypsy says, "Don't listen to the haters

"and that the couple doesn't owe anyone anything."

So she's protecting herself.

"But before adding, 'Besides they jealous

"'because you are rocking my world every night.

"'Yeah, I said it.

"'The D is fire.'"

- She was so real for that.

- Wow. Holy shit, man.

- So she's free.

She's living her life.

And then she says, "I was never one of those children

"that wanted to be famous.

"I didn't wanna be a singer.

"I didn't wanna be an actress.

"I wanted to be something that made a difference."

And she did.

She murdered her mom.

- Yeah. Big difference.

(Shayne laughs)

No, but did you see-

- Sorry, that was awful.

Her mom tortured and abused her her whole life.

- Did you see the clip from "The View"?

- No.

- Holy (beep)

- Look it. I have a People.com friend right here.

- Spencer's just like you.

- Wait, what's the clip?

- Basically one of the hosts,

I don't know the different hosts on "The View,"

but she's like, "Oh, like, you know..."

I can't even, I can't even...

- Okay, all right.

- Jamie, can we pull up the clip?

- But what's the recap of it?

- Basically the lady was like,

"Oh, you didn't even do anything wrong."

And one of the others was like, "What about the murder?"

And she was like, "Oh yeah, well..."

- Oh my god.

- That's "The View" though.

- Well, you said "Good Morning America."

- Well, maybe I meant "The View."

- Oh, that's "Good Morning America."

- Honestly, those morning shows are the ones

that ask the craziest questions.

- Yeah, because they know that they have to get in there

'cause I feel like nighttime news shows people watch.

- They're just already sitting down.

- I found the clip.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the clip.

- Oh my god.

- [Gypsy Rose] In my words that you are not alone

in this, you know, situation.

There are other ways out.

I did it the wrong way.

So, you know-

- [Joy] Don't say that.

- [Gypsy Rose] Well, I did.

- [Joy] You had no choice really.

- [Gypsy Rose] I did something wrong,

and I paid my dues for it.

- [Joy] Oh, you mean that part.

- [Gypsy Rose] Yes. The part of it.

You know, that part of it. Yeah.

(Shayne laughs)

No, no, no, no.

You know, so I did something.

- [Sunny] Murder is wrong, Joy.

- [Gypsy Rose] Yes, murder's wrong.

- She said it.

- Oh my god.

- I don't even know what other part

she would've been referring to.

- Murder is wrong.

- No, you didn't. No.

- No, you didn't do anything.

Oh, the murder.

- Oh. Oh.

What?

Yeah.

- Wow.

Well, yeah, so Gypsy's having a time on People.

Kelly Clarkson is having a time on People.

- What's going on with Kelly Clarkson?

- Something about her husband, right?

She's having explosive information about her husband

saying that her husband said

that she was never pretty enough to be on "The Voice."

- Is this her ex-husband?

- This is her ex-husband who tried to steal everything.

Oh, sorry.

Wasn't sexy enough to appear on "The Voice."

And she is taking her power back.

She lost weight.

Which I'm like, you don't need to lose weight

to take your power back.

But that's what she is saying.

She's like, "I got healthy" is what she's saying.

But yeah, she's coming out about her husband saying-

- Okay, was she on "The Voice" though?

- She...

- I thought she was.

- She's the winner of "American Idol,"

and she has her own show.

- Did she win "American Idol"?

- Yeah. - She was the first winner.

- She was the first winner.

- I wasn't sure if it was-

- "A Moment Like This."

- I wasn't sure if it was her or Justin.

- Spencer, you-

- Okay.

- You dumb idiot.

- Justin didn't have a chance.

- Kelly Clarkson was the original winner.

- Justin and Kelly did a movie together.

- I know they did a movie together.

- "From Justin to Kelly."

- I wasn't sure 'cause there were some people

that came in second place.

I just remember like if you won "American Idol,"

like you were famous,

but even if you didn't win "American Idol," you were famous.

- Reuben Studdard.

"I'm Sorry for 2004."

That's all he did.

- [Selina] She was a coach on "The Voice."

- Okay, so she was on "The Voice."

So I guess she was sexy enough to be on "The Voice," buddy.

- [Shayne] Yeah.

- But yeah, she was on "The Voice,"

and she's coming out with a lot of stuff

about her ex-husband who she must pay,

so her ex-husband must pay her over 2.6 million

for unlawfully procured?

- Where the hell is he getting that from?

- Business deals.

I have no idea.

But basically when they were getting divorced

and it wasn't announced,

he was trying to do business deals saying-

- Oh, I'm her husband.

- I'm Kelly Clarkson's husband.

But they were divorced, so she sued him for $2.6 million.

- Imagine having to pay Kelly Clarkson millions of dollars.

- Yeah.

- [Shayne] She's got millions of dollars.

- Not good.

- But that's what you get for being a douche.

- Yeah, that's what you get, dude.

- Kelly Clarkson is big and also "White Lotus" is big.

It announced a season three cast.

- What? I'm actually very curious.

- Oh, wow. Now you're ready.

- I actually need to know about this.

- It's including stars from "Harry Potter"

and "Mission Impossible."

Oh, baby.

- Who's the "Mission Impossible"?

Now I'm listening.

- Henry Cavill?

And Daniel Radcliffe?

- "On Friday, HBO announced a brand new cast

"for the highly anticipated third installment

"of the anthology series."

I love the show.

"The star studded."

They love those two words together.

- Star studded is used every article.

- "The star studded cast will include Leslie Bibb."

- Okay.

- Leslie Bibb.

(everyone laughs)

- Jason Isaacs, who is from "Harry Potter."

- Yeah, yeah.

- Michelle, how do you say her name?

Monaghan? Monaghan.

"Mission Impossible." - Oh, I love her.

- She's amazing.

Parker Posey.

- Ooh.

- So excited.

Natasha Rothwell.

- Oh.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Yeah, so big stuff. - Pretty good.

Big stuff happening here, guys.

- Mike White.

See, that's how people get to you.

You guys are like, "Whoa!"

- I love that Mike White is the creator of that show.

- From "Survivor."

- From "Survivor." - From "Survivor"

and "School of Rock."

- [Spencer] Yeah.

- And commercials.

- Don't tell me the "School of Rock" name.

- Oh, I forget his name in "School of Rock."

- It's a really good one.

- [Amanda] Okay.

- (beep) it's bugging me.

- Amanda, is there any other last juicy story?

- Okay.

Any other last juicy.

I mean, this is the thing about People

is that one person will usually take over

and right now it's Gypsy Rose.

- Yeah.

- And Emma Stone.

- And by the time this this episode airs,

it's probably changed.

- Well, Emma, you know, she did "Poor Things,"

but she's giving an update on "Cruella" sequel,

hopefully sooner rather than later,

which means it's never gonna happen.

Everyone knows that. (laughs)

Well...

- I guess that's it.

- I think that those are the top ones.

I mean, there's stuff, but I feel like there's some stuff

that we don't even need to discuss.

- I think you should give updates on this stuff on-

- Every podcast.

- Instagram and stuff.

And you could bring it back here for sure whenever you want.

I mean, you're allowed to.

- Do you guys wanna know the name from "School of Rock"?

- What's the name? - What's the name?

- Did you guys not know?

- No. - No.

- Ned Schneebly.

- Ned! Oh my god.

- Do you remember that?

- Yes, because it's Jack Black's roommate.

- Yeah, he gives the name Ned Schneebly to be the teacher.

- Yeah, to be the teacher.

God, have you seen that movie recently?

It's great. - So good.

- Anyways, those are the top stories of People.com today.

But let me tell you, this baby changes every day.

- Could I see that iPad?

- You may.

- I looked up some of my, I have a couple...

(Shayne laughs)

(Shayne imitates squeak)

(everyone laughs)

- Here you go.

I can't give it up. My baby.

- Scrapes the wood on the way here.

Spencer, do you have like websites that you check every day?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Oh, he does not wanna tell us.

- He's not gonna say.

- Oh, I can, yeah.

- I wake up 6:00 AM, check out PornHub.

Check out what's on the feed.

- You know, I'm out here with Prince Harry,

you know, we're doing our thing.

- Harry Styles?

- Yeah.

- [Amanda] Cool.

- No, you know, honestly,

I will check like a few subreddits

like for the gaming news aggregation.

(Amanda gasps)

- [Shayne] Pretty good.

- Yeah, there's like r/games.

I'll sort by new and I'll see what people are talking about.

- Oh, about like games that have come out

or games that are just happening?

- Well, okay, so honestly, Twitter has kind of...

Like, there will be Twitter, like for lack of a better word,

like news things I'll follow,

like for like gaming news and things like that.

- Yeah.

- And that's where I will honestly get a lot

of my like gaming news and updates.

- And are they kind of saying like what's coming out next

or like what's the update?

- What's coming out next, like things that are like updated,

like, oh, this like feature was announced,

like this person was announced for this game,

like this game has been canceled.

- Ooh, that's fun.

- This game has been delayed.

- That's fun.

- Yeah.

- You and-

- Pretty badass.

- What I love is who is in charge of our Pit channel, Emily,

she's so locked in.

- Such a gamer.

- To gaming like news,

like so locked in that she'll be talking about things

where I'm like, "I don't know where you heard about this."

But she's like the celebrity gossip person

but with video game news.

I showed up here one day early in the morning,

and I walk in and she like is walking in too,

and she goes, "Did you hear?"

And I'm thinking, like this is on a Monday,

I'm thinking it's something like Smosh related.

- Yeah, of course.

- Like, oh shit.

'Cause this was like after the live show and stuff.

So I was like, "What?

"Did something happen?" And whatever.

She goes, "E3 is canceled."

(Spencer laughs)

And I was like, "Oh, for sure."

- What's canceled?

- E3. For gaming news, it's actually insane.

Like, it actually was a big deal, so I understand.

- Oh.

- And I'm into gaming,

but I'm not into like certain realms of it.

So like I don't think she understood when she was telling me

that I'm like, oh yeah, I know about it.

- You're like, "Oh."

- I'm like, "Oh, damn."

- That's cool.

- Crazy.

- You know like ComicCon?

- Yes.

- You know like San Diego ComicCon?

- Yeah.

- It's like if that was canceled kind of.

- Yeah, it's a big deal.

- Oh, that would suck.

- It is actually a huge deal.

And she's very much in the industry of gaming.

- Yeah, she comes from the gaming industry.

- So it's like-

- It's a big deal.

- Massive. It's like if VidCon was canceled.

- Exactly.

- No longer doing VidCon.

- That was a better example.

- It'd be like, damn.

- It's like if "Dateline" was done.

- Actually yeah.

That would be the same news probably for you.

- I would be mortified.

I wouldn't even come into work.

You wouldn't see my face for weeks.

- [Spencer] Good. - You'd be bedridden

for months.

- Spencer, where I'm gonna kill you.

- I check a couple websites every day.

- Uh-oh. XXX.

I'm just kidding.

- What?

- What?

- So a few years ago I started being like,

I want to figure out my style better.

I want to just get, I wanna like-

- Yes.

Your style has been-

- Be more of a gentleman.

- Your style has been on point.

- So one of the websites I still check,

I just kind of check it 'cause like they're just,

it's whatever.

Esquire. I mentioned this.

- Oh yes!

- You guys were saying this is no different than People.com.

And I'm like, it is not the same.

- It is no different than People.com.

- What? How?

How is it no different?

- It's more focused on fashion and like watches?

(Spencer laughs)

- There are watches sometimes.

- There are watches.

- I think it's more product based.

- What do you think, Spencer?

Is it the same?

- I don't know.

I used to read my dad's Esquire magazines and-

- Flex.

- Yeah. (laughs)

Any mention of parents. Okay.

- [Shayne] Flex.

(Amanda laughs)

- And I mean, it was kind of all over the place.

- It is all over the place.

- Okay, so what's your favorite thing about it?

Like, what are you-

- I see Jeremy Allen White on there.

- So they often like interview someone,

and like Jeremy Allen White is starting the year strong.

Like, 'cause he's got his Calvin Klein ad and stuff.

No, I'm actually-

- Is he wearing a big watch in this picture?

- He's not wearing a watch.

He's wearing basically-

- He's wearing just Calvins, bro.

- He's wearing his Calvins.

- Oh, okay.

- I gotta say Jeremy Allen White,

he's bringing in this year,

this year is for the short kings.

He's already- - He's killing it.

He's killing it.

- But they'll be like 20 best polo shirts for men.

- Oh.

- Stuff like that.

It's like buying guides.

- Is there anything for women on there?

- "18 Hoka deals

"to kickstart your New Year's running resolution."

- That's too many, dude.

- Okay. I have Hokas.

- There's a lot of stuff that's not for me, right?

"The 75 best golf gifts of 2023."

Like, they're just, it's a lot of stuff,

'cause I'm like, I need help with like-

- You know, guy stuff.

- So, you know, on People.com,

they say "Best gifts this year,"

"Oprah's gift list this year,

"10 things on Amazon that are trending."

So it's pretty much the same thing, boo.

- Then I also check Polygon for like,

that's for like more gaming and pop culture

in my sphere that I care about.

So this is like gaming news.

- Polygon?

- Polygon. So it's like gaming, TV shows, movies.

- You know it too?

- I know it.

- He knows it.

- Oh, is it TV shows too?

- It's a lot of stuff.

- Is it TV shows only a bit about-

- Like, dorky.

- So like, "'Arcane' season two is adding a big bad wolf

"and seemingly confirming a tragic fan-"

- I know "Arcane."

- Did you watch it?

- I watched the first episode, and then I got distracted.

- "League of Legends 2024 plans revealed.

"From 'Arcane' to a baby dragon."

- Whoa.

- "The 50 most anticipated new games of 2024."

- Okay, well that's fun.

- Yeah, dude.

- Do you know what this kind of reminds me of?

You know what else I get on my email? IMDb.

So it'll be like, "Shows that have been canceled."

"Best new movies that are coming out."

- Dude, I have a friend

that like checks IMDb like it's a news site.

But that's crazy.

No, but there is like-

- There is a news site about it.

- I'm just like, that's just a funny place to go for news.

- Ooh, Spencer.

"'Metal Gear Solid 3'

"and 'Silent Hill 2' remakes coming in 2024."

- I've heard of "Silent Hill."

- Yeah?

- Can we play that?

Isn't that scary?

- Yeah, I've never played.

- It's a movie.

- Oh yeah.

It's by the guy who did, it's the guy who did...

What's the name?

"Rules of Attraction."

You ever seen that movie?

- Of course.

- That movie rocks

- "Rules of Attraction" is kind of wild. Isn't-

- It's a crazy movie.

- Katie Holmes in that?

- No, it's-

- Wasn't it like all the big like '90s stars?

- It's like James Van Der Beek.

- Yes, yes.

- But Jennifer, not Jennifer.

Who was in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"?

- Oh.

- Jessica Biel.

She's in that for like a couple, a little bit.

Shannon (mumbles)

- Shannon Dougherty?

- No, the really pretty one who's in "A Knight's Tale."

(Amanda gasps)

- She's so hot. Oh my god.

- She was in "The Holiday" too.

- She was in "The Holiday," which was-

- She was mean in that.

- She was mean.

She was a little mean in "Knight's Tale."

- This happened in the last episode that you were here,

but I love how it always ends up with you guys being like,

"Who was in that?

"Who was that actor?"

And you guys sit here 'cause you did that with the guy who-

- We did?

- You did it last time too.

- Spencer and I are like an old-

- It's like being, if I can't talk about who this person,

like what movie this person was in,

it's like I'm on one of those (beep) medieval stretchers.

(Shayne laughs)

And they're just cranking that.

- You're being drawn and quartered.

- Yeah.

- I will say Spencer and I connect so much on older movies

'cause there's not a lot of people

that have seen like movies like that.

If I said that, people would be like, "Oh, what?"

And then I'm like,

"Oh, well, I'll just go down this route on my own."

But I feel like you've seen a lot of movies that I've seen.

- [Spencer] Yeah.

- So that makes us really cool people.

- All those Kevin Costner films.

No, I'll be real with y'all,

I didn't really know what "Tin Cup" was.

- Well, I only knew that one scene.

- I only know of it 'cause-

- Renee Russo is in it.

- Oh.

- You just know 'em all.

I do check Rotten Tomatoes.

- Oh, Rotten Tomatoes?

(Spencer laughs)

- I think it's just, I think I started checking it like,

that's forever ago.

And so I just still kinda like-

- Do you agree with-

- I don't agree with a lot.

I just kind of check it more so to see what's out,

'cause it's just like,

oh, here's the movies that are out right now.

- You gotta switch to IMDb, honey,

'cause then it tells you all the shows that are canceled.

- I don't wanna know that.

- They both have really ugly,

like what if they had cute interfaces?

That'd be crazy.

- Their interfaces-

- IMDb is, yeah.

Yeah, Rotten Tomatoes feels very like a kid's-

- Rotten Tomatoes is just like kind of hard to navigate.

Like, there's just like-

- It's gotten worse too.

- Yeah, 'cause now they do like TV shows and streaming.

- Well, they start first with TV shows that are,

movies and shows that are streaming.

- And that's just, yeah-

- And then you go down to what are like recent releases.

And I'm like, that's stupid to do the releases first.

- Do you wanna know what you can do?

I just go to YouTube and type trailers 2023.

- That's insane.

That's crazy.

- But you know what?

It messes me up because there's a lot

of fan made trailers. - That was last year.

- Yeah. (laughs)

- I remember when Courtney last year was like,

"Guys, 'Anastasia' is coming out.

"It is happening.

"It's a live action 'Anastasia.'"

And she showed me the trailer, and I was like,

"Court, is this a fan made?"

And she was like, "Nope."

And then she texted me I think two months ago,

and she was like, "Oh my god, it's a fan made."

(Shayne laughs)

It's a fan made.

And that actually hurt me 'cause I was like, "Oh no."

Like, we were both so excited about it,

'cause we love "Anastasia."

- I've had it happen.

No, I've had that happen so many times

where on April Fool's Day they'll make a fake trailer

for things.

And my thought is always, I'm like, "Oh yeah, cool.

"You psyched us with this project that would do really well

"that you guys are for some reason not gonna do."

And then I'm reminded of just like, oh yeah, that's right,

production companies don't know how to make good shit.

- Yeah, it's like "Snow White."

I watched the trailer, and it's fan made.

It's just Gal Gadot from "Wonder Woman"

and Rachel Ziegler from...

- "West Side Story."

- Or-

- "Shazam 2."

- "Hunger Games." - Yeah.

- Oh yeah.

- She was in "Hunger Games."

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Birds of ballads of snakes and songs.

- Birds of ballads of snakes and whatever, Brian.

(everyone laughs)

- Brian. Brian.

- The last thing that I check

that I'm not gonna bore you with is sports stuff.

- Honestly, there's a lot of people

who love sport stuff. - That's crazy, dude.

- It just doesn't excite me.

And that's okay.

- Look, man, the MVP race this year, who knows, man.

- Yeah, man.

- Brock Purdy was gonna potentially take it.

But I think Lamar might end up sweeping in.

- You're just-

- See, Marcus is in the room and he-

- So Lamar is-

- Marcus I know cares 'cause he's a 49ers fan.

And by the time this episode airs,

who knows what's gonna be happening right now.

- The Super Bowl will be right around the corner.

- I know.

- No, it will be, unironically,

- Super Bowl is February 11th.

I did know that.

- And the 49ers are in a good position this year.

- They're in a good position,

but they're not locked in for the number one seed yet,

as of recording this.

- Seed? - [Shayne] Yeah.

- [Amanda] Okay.

- You gotta get the number one seed

because then you get home field advantage

throughout the playoffs. - Seed?

- That's actually so crucial.

- So who's performing at the Super Bowl?

- Who's performing at the Super Bowl?

- If you don't know, I don't know who you are.

- Wait, actually, wait, I do know this.

Who was it?

- Sounds like you (beep) don't know this.

- Sounds like you don't know.

Should I ask People?

- I do know. I forgot!

- Is it-

- Is it Usher? It's Usher.

- That's crazy.

- What? - [Shayne] It's Usher.

- Ursher, baby.

- [Shayne] It's Ursher.

- [Amanda] Okay.

- Oh, also really quick, going back to pop culture stuff.

Remember I said I'm gonna start listening to albums more?

Like, I'll listen to an album every week.

- Yes.

- [Shayne] I said that as one of my-

- Oh yeah.

- [Shayne] I've been doing it.

(Amanda gasps)

- And? - I've been doing it.

My first one that I listened to, I was like,

'cause I just went on to Spotify and I was like-

- You typed in music?

- I was just like, I'll do music.

- Music for men.

- Esquire.com. - Esquire.com.

- /music.

- What's music? What music should I listen to?

- Guys, I'm looking to get into music this year.

(Shayne laughs)

- The first album I listened to

was that Olivia Rodrigo album.

- It's great.

- It's actually really great.

- She is a very talented singer

- That could have been released in 2005

and it would've just fit.

- I know. "Vampire."

- It was really dope.

That first song.

Is it "All American Bitch"? Whatever.

That's what the name of song is.

- [Spencer] You can't call her that.

- Can I say that?

Can I say that? Can I say that?

- She is a powerful woman.

- That song is straight up 2005.

- It is. That's her vibe.

Honestly, "Vampire" is my favorite one.

- The songs are really dope.

Then I also listened to that Mitski album.

The Earth or the, Everything is...

- [Amanda] Mitski?

- Can we get a wellness check on this guy?

(Amanda laughs)

- [Shayne] What?

- What? He just discovered-

- The land is-

- He's going through his early 20s white girl phase.

- "The Land is Inhospitable and So Are We."

I'm picking kind of random albums.

- Wait, I actually haven't heard the Mitski-

- These are like big albums from like this past year.

So they were just kind of there, and I was like,

okay, I'll listen to these.

- And you listened from start to finish?

- I'm getting a lot of recs from people.

I did.

I listened to that Mitski album while I was working out,

and it is not- - That's crazy, dude.

- It's not a workout album.

- That's crazy.

- I was like, here I am doing bench press

with like the saddest (beep) song playing.

- You know what though?

Shayne, I love you because you're so committed.

You're like, "I'm gonna listen to this album."

- 'Cause I only listen to music when I'm working out.

I don't really listen to it much otherwise.

- You don't listen to it when you cook?

You cook all the time.

- No, I usually have a TV show or something on

when I'm cooking.

- You know what? You gotta (laughs)

(everyone laughs)

I don't know.

- You know what?

- You know what I've been listening to recently

is Bonnie Raitt Radio.

Not Bonnie Raitt Radio.

Bonnie Tyler. Bonnie...

Oh my god.

What's her name?

- You're losing your mind.

- Bonnie Tyler.

I think they're both, I think those are both people.

- Bonnie Tyler Radio.

So it's like Journey.

It's all these like old school things,

and I'm like, oh my god.

I'm like an old, I'm like a dad.

But it's great.

- [Shayne] Yeah, I'll do that when I'm 60.

- Okay.

(everyone laughs)

Wait, what's your newest rec of albums

so I can listen to it?

- Oh, I've gotten so many recs from people.

I need to go-

- What's the one you're gonna go to next?

- I have one that I, 'cause like I also did like,

oh, I have a couple.

I have one that maybe you would like, Spencer.

I have "OK Computer" by Radiohead

that I've never listened to.

- What? That's one of my favorite albums.

- I've listened to some songs from it.

- You probably like that 'cause computers in the title.

- No, you're right. You're right.

(everyone laughs)

- Game on.

And that's the buzz.

- You (beep) destroyed him.

- And that's the buzz.

- You destroyed him, dude.

- [Amanda] Spencer knows I love him.

- I don't know.

I'm saying fans have been like commenting a lot of recs,

and I haven't like written 'em down.

I need to just go through

and look at all these comments again.

- If I gave you an album, would you listen to it?

- [Shayne] Yeah.

- Tell me what album.

- I don't know, man.

- Is it gonna be Weezer?

I've listened to some Weezer albums.

- That's crazy.

- Back in the day.

- No, that's just, that's so like,

just like when we were doing like the top three albums,

I was so, it's just-

- Oh yeah.

- Or not top three albums.

We're doing top three artists.

Like, it's just so funny the ways that people,

like everybody listens to music differently,

and that is like so fascinating to me.

Like, you just like, kind of jump,

you like jumping into Mitski is like really funny to me.

- I just am picking-

- Yeah, that's like crazy.

- I'm just like, "All right, that one."

- I'm kind of picky.

I can't just listen to a whole album unless I'm into it.

- Yeah, same.

- See, I'm committed.

'Cause I don't listen to albums, so it's not a thing I do.

So any album I'm like, it's gonna be hard for me.

- Albums are so good from certain-

- But you don't really even listen to like musical artists

for the most part.

- I'll just listen to like,

I'll get served a song, and I'll be like,

"I like that song," and I'll listen to that.

I'm not like into like,

oh, this artist and their sound or their lyrics

or something.

I'm just not, I'm not like a music person.

I love music, but I'm not like...

- You're not nerdy about it.

- I'm not understanding about it

like the way I'm into movies or TV shows.

- Do you go see live?

- I have.

I've seen like Florence and The Machine live.

The first concert I ever went to was Hilary Duff,

which was insane.

This was back forever ago.

- That's crazy.

- I've seen a Rolling Stones concert.

- Whoa. - Whoa.

- Okay.

- I've seen a couple concerts.

Yeah, I've been to,

I actually got to, one of the sickest ones was,

it was like a, it was one of those like recorded things.

So we got to go for free and be like the audience

for this like TV spot recording.

- [Amanda] Ooh.

- For...

They sing "Black Parade."

- Oh yeah. My Chemical Romance.

- My Chemical Romance. Yeah.

- They're incredible.

- That was rad 'cause we were like right there.

- That's incredible.

- That was fun.

No, I like music.

I just not, I'm not a nerd.

- I believe that you like music.

- Guys, I like music.

I'm just not (beep) weird about it.

- I'm just not like, I don't listen to albums.

I don't like sit and listen to music.

- That is okay.

- I'm also just not good at deciphering lyrics.

- That's fair.

- Genuinely bad.

I'll listen to songs and I don't hear the words.

- Do you use Apple Music or Spotify?

- I need to switch.

I've heard Apple Music is better.

- Oh, I'm locked in on Apple Music

'cause it's carried my music library

since I was literally in middle school.

So I've got like 20 years of music on there.

- Wait, what was your first concert?

- My first concert that I like kind of went outta my way

to go to was probably the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

- [Shayne] That's cool.

- Wow.

- Hey man, that's really cool.

- That's really cool.

- Yeah, no, unfortunately I like,

I listened to them the other day.

I was like, yeah, honestly,

like I know they get shit on a lot,

but like they're pretty fun.

- Yeah, dude. "Dani California."

But see how I would be is-

- Oh, see, not "Dani-"

- I'm not listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers,

but they'd have a song that I'll be like,

"Oh yeah, 'Don't Stop.'

"I'll listen to that."

- Stop I'm addicted to the-

- I can't.

Red Hot Chili Peppers... - "Can't Stop."

- [Amanda] They're fine.

- But I listen to individual songs.

I've never listened, to be like,

this artist, I listen to their music.

- Once you listen to their whole album,

I feel like you understand them.

Do you wanna know what my first concert was?

- Yeah.

- [Shayne] Who was your first concert?

- 1996 with my mother, Michael Bolton.

- You've told me this before.

- From The Lonely Island?

- That's fucking rad.

- Okay, it was before Lonely Island.

It was (laughs)

- That was prime-

- Yeah, that was prime-

- "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?"

- Yes, thank you.

- See I know that one song, but I don't know anything else.

- Listen to his whole album.

"Said I Loved You... But I Lied."

That song will (laughs)

- I will listen to Michael Bolton's '90s albums.

- Please do not waste your time on that.

- "Said I Loved You... But I Lied."

- There are so many albums.

- I miss '90s songs.

- Can I give my biggest concert flex?

- Yes.

- It was, they did this thing over in Pasadena,

and it was like, they like tweeted about it

and they're like, "Hey, we have like 200 spots for this."

And it was The Lonely Island was doing their,

they were doing a test for like their big live show,

which was gonna be like the next month or something.

And it was like kind of their first time

like really playing live.

And so it was this really small venue in Pasadena.

- Woo.

- Lonely Island.

Like, it was just like, it was so loud.

It was the smallest room.

And then they brought out Michael Bolton at the end.

And he couldn't remember any of the lyrics.

- No.

- [Shayne] That makes it so much better.

- And it was great

'cause they were doing like one of my favorite songs,

which is whatever the "Pirates of the Caribbean" song is.

"Jack Sparrow."

- Yes, yes, yes.

- This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.

And I was like, he couldn't remember any of his (beep) shit.

But they all sounded so good.

They were killing it.

It was amazing.

It was one of the best, like you were right there.

And like they're one of my favorite bands.

- That's so fun.

I would've loved to see that

because when he joined up with them, I was like, "Hell yes."

- It's so funny.

- He's so good.

- That "I Said I Loved You, But I Lied-"

- Dot, dot, dot.

- That music video,

he's wearing jeans and he's walking on water.

- Jesus.

- Oh man.

'90s music videos. Insane.

I always think about like Seal, "Kiss from a Rose" and stuff

where it like intertwines with the Batman-

- That was from "Batman."

I remember being obsessed.

- Ah, good shit.

Okay, well I'm gonna continue listening to albums.

(everyone laughs)

And I'll listen to Michael-

- I'm gonna continue diving into this music thing.

- I'm gonna continue listening to music perchance.

- I'll give you some recs, yeah.

- Okay. Celine Dion.

- Oh.

- [Shayne] Michael Bolton.

- Obviously.

- [Shayne] Cher. - Celine Dion.

Cher.

Bonnie Tyler. Hello.

Journey.

Honestly, I will say that sounds so Boston of me,

but Journey is fantastic.

- Can I say something controversial?

- What?

- I do not like "Don't Stop Believin'."

- Neither do I.

- You don't like the "Family Guy" episode

where they all sing it?

- I think I've heard it too much over my life.

- Nobody likes that song.

- I was under the impression

that everybody was obsessed with that song,

'cause I swear to God I can't go to a karaoke bar

without it (beep)

- Well, that's just because people are afraid

and they only choose like the known songs.

But "Faithfully-"

- "Faithfully" is a banger.

- That's my high school song.

- Dude, "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'"?

- That one's great.

- That one gets me hyped as hell.

- "The Lights."

Lights. (laughs)

- "Wheel in the Sky"?

- Oh wait, I know that one.

I think I know that one.

- Lights...

- [Shayne] In the city?

- Yes. (laughs)

- Oh, isn't that from,

no, I'm thinking of another song.

- Wow.

- All right.

Enough music talk. - We could talk forever.

- But we have a little end segment we wanted to do.

- Oh yeah.

- Smart Mouth.

Where Amanda and I try to say facts

that the other person doesn't know.

And if the other person knows it, they lose.

Spencer, if you can think of-

- Spencer, if you, I guess.

- That you think neither of us know.

- Mine are gonna be all celebrity facts.

- You only need one, but okay.

I struggled 'cause I forgot that we were doing this.

And then I was like, "Shit."

But I had something that occurred to me this morning

or that I saw this morning and it actually blew my mind

even though it's something that we all should know.

I can begin.

- Oh, here.

- How many weeks are in a year?

- I know.

- Like, if I did the math, I would know it.

But it actually shocked me so much that I was like, ah.

- [Amanda] 50...

52. No. What?

- Yeah.

- 52?

- Is that not the answer?

- Yeah, you got it.

- It's 52?

- That was your fact?

- But when I, no, okay.

I didn't have, I said I forgot.

- Did you (beep) know

Dude, how many days are in a week?

(Shayne laughs)

The answer may surprise you.

- It's obvious. It's obvious.

- Yeah, but there's leap year.

- But when I thought about it and I was just like,

52 weeks feels way, like I swear last year had 300.

(everyone laughs)

I swear there were-

- Dude, I swear to God.

- That's because there was.

- I swear there was 300 weeks.

I saw that and I was like, there's no way there's 52 weeks.

And I actually had to calculate it on my phone,

and I was like, there actually is.

That's impossible.

And I'm still struggling with it.

- Shayne's like-

- [Spencer] That's impossible!

- [Amanda] Music.

- This is impossible!

- So guys, I was checking out this thing called music

and I found out there are 52 weeks in a year.

- Music? 52?

Who am I?

You guys remember that Jackie Chan movie "Who Am I?"

Sorry. - I love that movie.

- Me too.

I was obsessed with Jackie Chan.

- Dude, had that shit on VHS.

Me too.

- Oh my god.

Dude, I've seen so many Jackie Chan movies.

- When he sings the theme song at the end.

- I forget.

- He sings the theme song at the end.

- Let's watch a Jackie Chan movie.

- I would love to watch "Who Am I?"

- Oh. (laughs)

- I probably-

- Who am I?

- Yeah.

- Hello?

- The snake venom out of the woman.

- Yes.

Remember when he goes to like Egypt

and discovers this whole underground like-

- You're thinking of "Operation Condor."

- Yeah, wasn't that Jackie Chan?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- [Amanda] Okay.

- Oh, I thought you were talking about,

yeah, when they get the Nazi gold.

- Nazi gold.

- Yeah.

- Music?

- What just happened?

- Dude, wait, when he rolls down the hill

and that ball thing. - Spencer and I

just mind melded.

Yes! Yes!

- When he rolls down the hill in that ball thing.

You know those things we did in Summer Games

where you guys get in a ball?

They send him down like a mountain in one of those.

- Yep.

- Did you ever watch "Jackie Chan's First Strike"?

- Yeah.

- With the skis.

- Yep. He does all of his own stunts.

- What other Jackie Chan movies?

- "Rush Hour." - "Rush Hour."

- Dude, at the end when he runs over the guy's house

in a (beep) hovercraft, and it ends on a freeze frame.

- Yes, so good.

Okay, so that's Jackie Chan facts.

- Let's see if I can nail some

of this celebrity gossip stuff.

- Which female actor turned down "Saturday Night Live"?

I don't know why I'm creating this into a question,

but I'm just doing it.

- I saw Saoirse Ronan turned down the role in...

- Saoirse Ronan? - "Twilight."

- No, the Marvel.

- You know why?

Because she doesn't wanna get stuck in a franchise.

She wants to keep doing these indie-

- Doing her thing.

Who turned down "Saturday Night Live"?

- Female. Big female actor.

- Huge.

- She's older.

- Older.

- Huge.

- I'm gonna go with what's her name from "Home Alone" and-

- No.

- I was gonna say Judi Dench.

- Honestly, this person is not who you'd expect

to get on "Saturday Night Live."

You'd be like, "I guess?" - But they got offered?

So they went through the whole audition process

of "Saturday Night Live"?

- They turned down.

- Oh, oh, oh.

I thought they turned down like a guest spot.

- No.

- Oh, they were gonna be on it?

- They turned down being a cast member.

I think this was like back in the day,

like think less of like the auditioning now.

- [Shayne] '70s.

- Chevy Chase.

- Well, not '70s.

- '80s?

- Maybe '80s. Yeah.

They turned it down because they were like,

"I heard women aren't respected on this show."

- Valid.

- They said they were dumb and young.

- I don't know.

- She's on a huge sitcom.

- Roseanne Barr?

- No.

- Currently?

- No. Was.

One of the biggest syndicated sitcoms.

- Sitcoms? Oh, Elaine?

- Ellen DeGeneres?

- No.

- I don't know

- Jennifer Aniston.

- Whoa.

- What?

- Yeah.

- Did not know that.

- Pretty cool, huh?

Pretty cool stuff.

- She actually would've crushed on "Saturday Night Live."

- I think she would too.

- She's so funny.

In an alternate universe,

if Jennifer Anderson became famous now,

I think she would've gotten to do way wackier comedy stuff.

- I'm trying to think of like any wacky movie

I've seen her in though.

- But she always had to-

- That's what I mean.

- But she always had to play, she had to play the-

- She had to play Jim Carrey's wife.

- She was in "Horrible Bosses."

She was pretty good in that.

- But that's like when those types of roles

I feel like were offered a little bit more.

- Yeah.

- I think if she became famous now,

she would've been able to do more of the like insane stuff.

- Yeah.

- And we would've been like, wow.

- Do you wanna hear two quick ones?

- Sure.

- Nicole Kidman has a phobia of butterflies.

- [Spencer] She's just like Olivia.

- Olivia

- And Kesha claims she had sex with a ghost.

- That's-

- That's crazy.

- And Ashton Kutcher's real first name is Christopher.

And that's all I've got for you on Smart Mouth.

- Well, I didn't know any of that.

- Can you imagine Chris Kutcher? Yikes.

- Chris Kutcher. Get outta here.

- 52 weeks, man.

(Amanda laughs)

- Well, Spencer, let's go play "Five Nights at Freddy's."

- And we will be playing "Five Nights at Freddy's 2"

very soon.

- Yeah, I think you can expect it in the next week or so

on the Smosh Games channel.

Go watch it, support it, and then we'll end up having

to play "Five Nights at Freddy's 3."

- Oh my god.

(Shayne laughs)

Oh my god.

- Start putting together your lore theories.

- Yeah, but I won't look anything up.

- We should do at the end, we should do like,

okay, now you explain the lore to us.

And, dude, I like honestly stretch goal, we get MatPat on,

and we have her explain the goal to Mat or like-

- Oh, you explain the lore to MatPat.

- And he just has to sit there and listen.

- Yeah, he cannot say anything.

Yep. This is the plan.

- I think we can do it.

I think we can get MatPat.

- We can do this. All right.

- Let's get MatPat and Scott Cawthon.

- Maybe not him.

- Okay.

- Yeah, not him. Just MatPat.

(everyone laughs)

- All right, that was all for today.

- That's it.

And I hope you enjoyed the celebrity gossip.

- Yeah, the hot goss.

And I hope that you enjoyed Spencer as well.

- Yeah.

- Always lovely to be here.

- Thanks, Spencer.

- Great. And I hope that you enjoy music.

- I will keep enjoying music.

- Good luck on your musical journey.

- Thank you, guys.

I have about 50 weeks to-

(Spencer laughs)

Listening to music.

Okay. Bye.

- Bye.

- I don't know why I almost started clapping.

(everyone laughs and claps)

Bye.

- [Shayne] I'm gonna get roasted on that so much.