Which Persona Characters Could Survive Five Nights at Freddy's?

Summary

In this imaginative Persona fan video, the script explores a hypothetical scenario where characters from the Persona series take on the challenge of surviving 'Five Nights at Freddy's'. The video categorizes characters into tiers based on their potential for survival, with Joker and certain protagonists likely to excel, while others like Theodore face grim odds. The entertaining script also humorously speculates on character interactions with the animatronics, providing a unique crossover analysis for fans of both series.

Takeaways

• 🎮 The script discusses a hypothetical scenario where characters from the Persona series are placed in the game 'Five Nights at Freddy's'.
• 🐻 It humorously considers the survival chances of various Persona characters against animatronics in the style of the game.
• 🕵️‍♂️ The analysis categorizes characters into tiers based on their perceived abilities to survive the nights without special powers or weapons.
• 🃏 The script humorously speculates on character behaviors, such as Joker trying to rip off an animatronic's mask, adding a comedic twist.
• 🏆 The top tier of survivors includes characters like Elizabeth and Theodore, with Elizabeth showing a twisted fascination with the challenge.
• 🤔 Characters like Theodore are portrayed as less capable, with a humorous take on his potential failure in the scenario.
• 👥 The script also includes a special category for characters who wouldn't fit well in the standard survival analysis, such as robots or animal-like beings.
• 🎲 A bonus character segment brings in characters from other games, like 'Blaze Blue Cross Tag Battle', adding variety to the discussion.
• 🔮 The script speculates on character strategies, such as using their intelligence or physical abilities to outmaneuver the animatronics.
• 🎉 The conclusion humorously reveals that a character known for his max stats, Kiru, would survive and potentially help free the spirits possessing the animatronics.
• 📊 The script ends with a kill counter for the animatronics and a certificate of mediocrity for a character who completed the week without much fanfare.

Q & A

What is the main topic discussed in the video script?

The main topic discussed in the video script is the hypothetical scenario of characters from the Persona series surviving the challenges presented in the game 'Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF)'.

What is the context for the Persona characters being in the FNAF scenario?

The context is that five children have gone missing after attending a local pizzeria in Japan, and the Persona characters, who are high school students, take security jobs at the restaurant to investigate the case.

What are the assumptions made for the characters in the FNAF scenario?

The assumptions made are that the characters have no special powers or weapons at their disposal, only a flashlight, a wall of cameras, two doors, and whatever is available in the pizzeria.

What is the 'Velvet Room' mentioned in the script?

The 'Velvet Room' is a location in the Persona series where characters can fuse Personas, and it is also the workplace of certain characters like Elizabeth and Theodore, who are discussed in the script.

What is the 'Fred head of the day' mentioned in the script?

The 'Fred head of the day' is a humorous title given by the script's narrator to a viewer who made a correct prediction about the script's content, in this case, predicting Kanji's use of a chair against the animatronics.

What is the significance of the 'top tier' classification for characters in the script?

The 'top tier' classification signifies characters who are believed to not only survive all five nights in the FNAF scenario but also potentially excel at it or even make a hobby out of it.

How does the script categorize the characters based on their survival chances?

The script categorizes characters into tiers based on their perceived ability to survive the FNAF scenario, ranging from those who could survive all five nights to those who would likely not last a single night.

What is the role of the character 'Kanji' in the script's FNAF scenario?

Kanji is portrayed as a character who, despite initial confusion, uses quick thinking and a desk chair to fend off an animatronic attack and survives the night, but decides not to return.

What is the final verdict on the character 'Kiru' in the script?

The final verdict on Kiru is that he would survive all five nights in the FNAF scenario through peaceful means, as he would likely deduce the situation and help free the spirits possessing the animatronics.

What is the 'certificate of mediocrity' mentioned at the end of the script?

The 'certificate of mediocrity' is a humorous way the script concludes, suggesting that the character who completed the week in the FNAF scenario did so in an unremarkable manner, neither impressing nor disappointing anyone.

Outlines

00:00

🎮 Persona Meets FNAF: Survival Scenario

The script introduces a hypothetical scenario where characters from the Persona series find themselves in the universe of Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF). The narrator, Joe Frederick, sets the stage for a discussion on which characters could survive the night against the animatronics, assuming they have no special powers or weapons. The video will also tally the kills made by each animatronic character, inviting viewers to share their predictions.

05:01

🔎 Analyzing Persona Characters' Survival Tiers

The script delves into categorizing Persona characters into different tiers based on their potential to survive in the FNAF setting. It discusses the top tiers, where characters might excel or even enjoy the challenge, and the lower tiers, where characters might fail due to various shortcomings. The narrator also introduces special categories for characters who don't fit the typical challenge criteria, such as being robots or having unique abilities.

10:01

🤔 Speculations on Individual Character Survival

This paragraph explores the survival chances of individual characters from the Persona series, focusing on their skills, experiences, and personalities. It covers protagonists like Joker and the P3 and P4 protagonists, discussing their potential strategies and downfalls. The narrator also humorously speculates on how certain characters might interact with the animatronics, adding a layer of character-driven analysis to the survival discussion.

15:03

👻 The Velvet Room Attendants' Involvement

The script considers the inclusion of the Velvet Room attendants from the Persona series in the FNAF scenario. It humorously debates the survival capabilities of characters like Theodore and Elizabeth, suggesting that while some might thrive, others could be quickly outwitted by the animatronics. The discussion adds a meta-layer by considering the characters' roles within their own game universe.

20:04

🏆 Final Kill Counter and Bonus Tiers

In the conclusion of the script, the narrator reveals a final kill counter for the animatronics and introduces bonus tiers for additional characters. It also humorously addresses the viewer's potential reactions and the narrator's own preferences for certain characters. The script wraps up with a satirical certificate of mediocrity for a character who performed just enough to not stand out, reflecting the humor and lightheartedness of the video.

Keywords

💡Persona

Persona is a popular video game series developed by Atlus, known for its deep narratives and unique blend of RPG and social simulation elements. In the context of the video, Persona is the main theme as the script explores the hypothetical scenario of characters from the series facing challenges in a setting inspired by the game 'Five Nights at Freddy's'.

💡Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF)

Five Nights at Freddy's is a well-known horror game series centered around animatronic characters that come to life at night and pose a threat to the player. The video script uses the concept of FNAF as a backdrop to speculate on how characters from the Persona series would fare in such a survival scenario.

💡Animatronics

Animatronics, in the context of the video, refers to the robotic animal characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's game that are programmed to entertain but also pose a threat to the player. The script humorously discusses the potential interactions between these animatronics and the Persona characters.

💡Survival

Survival, in this script, is the core challenge faced by the Persona characters as they are imagined to be in a situation akin to the game mechanics of Five Nights at Freddy's, where they must endure and outwit the animatronics to survive through the night.

💡Tiers

Tiers in the script categorize the Persona characters based on their perceived ability to survive in the FNAF scenario. The tiers range from those who could easily survive to those who might struggle or be unlikely to endure, reflecting the characters' skills and personalities.

💡Joker

Joker, the protagonist of Persona 5, is mentioned as a character who could potentially survive the FNAF scenario due to his experience handling stressful situations. The script humorously suggests that Joker might try to remove an animatronic's mask, referencing a common trope in the Persona series.

💡Persona 3

Persona 3 is a specific installment in the Persona series, and the script discusses the characters from this game and their hypothetical performance in the FNAF scenario. Characters like the protagonist and other members of the 'Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad' are evaluated.

💡Persona 4

Persona 4 is another game in the series, and the script similarly evaluates the characters from this game for their survival potential in the imagined FNAF setting. Characters like Yu Narukami and other members of the 'Investigation Team' are considered.

💡Phantom Thieves

The Phantom Thieves are the group of protagonists from Persona 5 who are known for stealing hearts to change people's attitudes. The script humorously assesses their potential to survive the challenges of the FNAF scenario, considering their various skills and personalities.

💡Velvet Room

The Velvet Room is a mystical location in the Persona series where personas, the manifestations of one's inner self, are received and managed. The script humorously includes Velvet Room attendants like Elizabeth and Theodore in the FNAF scenario, speculating on their survival chances.

💡Blaze Blue Cross Tag Battle

Blaze Blue Cross Tag Battle is a crossover fighting game featuring characters from various franchises, including Persona. The script briefly mentions this game as a source of bonus characters to be speculatively included in the FNAF scenario, adding a layer of humor and crossover appeal.

Highlights

Discussion of the potential survival of Persona characters in a scenario inspired by the game 'Five Nights at Freddy's'.

Persona 6 is officially announced, sparking excitement among fans.

The transcript humorously explores the idea of Persona characters facing animatronics from the game series.

A tier system is introduced to categorize characters based on their potential for survival in the hypothetical scenario.

The protagonists Joker and You are considered capable of surviving due to their experience with stressful situations.

Persona 3's protagonist is discussed in terms of their job experience and ability to navigate stressful situations.

Femy from Persona 3 is predicted to not only survive but develop a fascination with the animatronics.

Characters like Mitsuru, Aigis, and Akira are analyzed for their intelligence and combat skills in the scenario.

Yukari's chances of survival are discussed, highlighting her skittish nature and potential quick exit from the situation.

Shinjiro's affinity for looking out for wronged kids and animals is considered in his survival analysis.

Futaba and Fuka are placed in the top tier for their intelligence and experience with computers and video games.

The transcript humorously addresses the challenges of categorizing characters like Mettaton and Kyouji.

Bonus characters from 'Blaze Blue Cross Tag Battle' are introduced, adding a twist to the survival analysis.

Ragna the Bloodedge's potential is discussed, humorously noting his limitations due to the rules of the video.

The transcript wraps up with a creative conclusion that Kiryu, a character from a spin-off, could be the unexpected hero.

A final kill counter is presented, adding a competitive element to the survival analysis.

The transcript concludes with a humorous certificate of mediocrity for a character that performed in an average manner.

Transcripts

hey little buddy how you doing W wo wo

wo it's a really exciting time to be a

Persona fan right now not only have

there been some pretty good games

released this year there's even more on

the way and given that Persona 6 is

officially just around the corner

there's been one question we've all been

asking ourselves this entire time so who

could survive Five Nights at Freddy fun

five Bears fun five five five nights at

Freddy did you guys actually think I was

done talking about bears [ __ ] I

was just getting started we've already

gone through Great Lengths to discuss

the implications of the Persona cast

facing off against a wild grizzly bear

but so many of you asked me to up the

stakes and with such an obvious loose

thread hanging I decided it was time to

hop back in the saddle break out the pen

and paper and put this to rest once and

for all so let's set the scene five

children have just been reported missing

after attending a new local pizzeria

joint located in town in Japan and all

of our funny high schoolers and their

meddling dog are on the case each of the

little freaks find themselves taking a

security job at the restaurant to look

for Clues unaware of what they got

themselves into welcome to the

Velvet for Simplicity sake we are going

to say that all of these characters are

getting thrown in the FNAF one office up

against everyone's favorite cast of

characters Fred Johnny Jeep Jeep and

Foxy also it should be known that when I

am crunching the numbers here these are

all under the assumptions that none of

these characters have any powers or

weapons at their disposal they've got a

flashlight wall of cameras two doors and

whatever is scattered around the

pizzeria that they can use so let's find

out exactly who's surviving the night

and who's getting Mark applied oh and as

an added layer of excitement we're also

going to be totaling up how many kills

each of the animatronics get throughout

the video so make sure to leave a

comment locking in your guess on who

lives who dies and which Freddy is the

most fun bear without further Ado hey

there my name's Joe Frederick I ask the

questions that no one is stupid enough

to think of and this is the Persona FNAF

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2024 before we get started I find it

important to discuss some of the tiers

we're going to be working with today the

two highest tiers are going to separate

the boys from the men well there are of

course going to be characters who I

think could get through the tit or five

nights there were also going to be a

handful that I think could do so well in

this scenario they might just make a

hobby out of it following those up are

the knights three and four tier these

are characters who I think could do a

decent enough job to get it together for

a few nights but for one reason or

another end up choking near the home

stretch then of course we've got the

league of losers tier these are

characters who just absolutely squander

their chances of surviving this could

either be from a lack of competence

General fear of the situation or an

inflated ego uh actually you know what

just to be safe let's add these two

tiers in there for that situation and I

think that'll cover most of the bases

for now so as my good friend Bonnie the

bunny once said let's [ __ ] start

already I truly saved the show as per

usual let's go ahead and start off with

the protagonists and these are pretty

simple to narrow down I think it's safe

to assume that all four of these guys

could survive five nights but with this

gaggle of idiots it's not as much about

capability and more so willingness both

Joker and you I believe could safely get

the job done this means they both have

experience handling stressful situations

and part-time jobs because of this I

actually think this is kind of home turf

for these two the only concern I have is

Joker trying to rip the mask off of one

of the animatronics

and there are no doovers now do everyone

a favor and get lost but the P3

protagonists are going to be a bit more

of a discussion when it comes

to huh surprisingly fitting when it

comes to Door boy here while he does

have a little bit of job experience

since reload and Ward knows he's

navigated stressful situations I don't

really think there's a world here where

he works here more than one night femy

though oh you [ __ ] know she's

deranged enough to not only survive all

five nights but homie is taking on the

ultimate custom KN call it a hunch but I

legitimately think she'd get one or two

nights into the job and start developing

a sick twisted fascination with the

activity to the point where I feel like

she would just start neglecting all her

other activities just to crank some

serious '90s on the Faz crew as for her

friends though they might not be doing

so hot sure you've got characters like

mits zuru who are intelligent enough in

tactics to work the camera and squeak

out survival you've also got characters

like akaho who would rush down the

animatronics and try to beat the [ __ ]

out of them and yeah maybe he'd win but

God damn it he made jup think he could

do it and he just got himself

killed then as for yukari I think she's

bailing as soon as humanly possible

she's known to be incredibly skittish

when it comes to the most basic of ghost

stories so excuse me if my impressions

of yukari's chances basically shocked up

to but In fairness to her she did also

tackle her Fears Head on in the events

of the game so I think she could

reasonably get her [ __ ] together enough

to survive night one but there's no way

in hell that she comes back for seconds

Meanwhile by night two call me crazy but

I feel like shinjiro is making friends

with the freaks based on how much we

know he likes to look out for kids who

have been wronged and his love for

Animals I don't know man I could see him

building chair forts alongside nanako

with these guys just just to avoid

talking about his War implications why

would you ever assume I would do that

check your calendars folks because it's

officially fuka Friday and I am very

pleased to announce that she is going

into top tier for efficiency sake let's

go ahead and go over Futaba as well

since my rationale for both of them are

pretty identical they both are

incredibly intelligent girls who not

only have experience with computers but

a decent amount with video games as well

also throwing the fact that their

Navigators used to maneuvering around

large groups of enemies and this is kind

of a no-brainer makes makes me feel a

little bit better about what happened to

them last time we still have a handful

of se's members to talk about but now

it's a good time as any to discuss the

more quirky characters when we were

discussing these characters chances

against a real ass animal we were able

to pull some strings to help them fit

into the challenge but for this video

yeah I don't think it's going to be that

easy I have a feeling that the

animatronics won't even register fellow

robots animals or whatever the hell

Teddy's got going on as actual threats

and it would make the conversation

either too winnier or too boring now

that doesn't mean I want to leave them

out of the fun entirely so I've decided

to make a brand new special category for

characters like these so without further

Ado let's discuss mettis aigus and

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koraru well that's the main cast done

but let's go ahead and Blitz through

some bonus characters huh RI yoi

assuming that scarf boy is getting

thrown into this situation within the

month of November then I think he could

do a decent job but would still Maybe

die around night three but in the

timeline where this takes place in

January so help me God we are if you

make me painstakingly create more

timelines with my bare hands again you

can edit your own damn

videos well since Adam is no fun he just

killed RI and in turn the entire human

race how the hell did you come to that

conclusion The Velvet Room attendance

and boy howdy did a lot of you guys want

me to talk about these goobers in the

last video screw it let's throw them in

the office huh how do I don't think

anyone's going to argue with me when I

say it's safe to assume that Elizabeth

not only survives five nights but I also

think she can reasonably go into top

tier she seems like she'd get a twisted

Fascination from The Challenge in the

history of the restaurant going as far

to come up with conspiracies about the

origins

of next up is Theodore and there isn't

even a snowballs chance in hell that

homie lives a lot of you might be

thinking well he's a Velvet Room

attendant aren't they all kind of s tier

at everything by default nope Theodore

is the most boy failure boy failure

there has ever been or there ever will

be for that matter I'm convinced that

the Velvet Room attendants would be the

ones who put him in golden Freddy's

mouth and

then and that wraps off everyone from

the Persona 3 cast oh really are you

sure there isn't some sort of wacky back

alley Pachinko machine spin-off where

blinks the cat joins the gang please

Pinko machine we're not even talking

about persona for yet you can't be

serious if you're really looking for

some more Persona characters to make up

for the rejects I think I can handle

that you know I was blowing smoke right

for our next Contender we're going to be

looking at Super Smash Brothers ultimate

why well alongside funny gun boy

ultimate added in DLC costumes for both

narukami and Makoto so if we consider

them contestants for this list why not

throw in another costumed crusador I

mean at this point we could consider

Smash Brothers a Persona spin-off okay

so who we thinking then d

the dragon born oh my God is it Knuckles

Morana I'm sorry Morana did you just say

Morana actually is an absolute [ __ ]

unit in this competition not only is he

fairly Nimble and is very experienced in

outmaneuvering opponents he is also

incredibly versatile being able to wield

blades Firearms or even just knuckling

down opponents barehanded I've

officially lost control of this

situation haven't I I mean God he's

sparred with the likes of some of

Gaming's scariest villains King k Ru

sepo Luigi because of this he will be

sliding into the destroys the

animatronics tier but let's get back to

business it's time to talk about Persona

4 yoske is up first and while some of

you might expect me to instantly kill

the twink I actually think he fars a

better chance than most of his friends

so misunderstand though he is 100%

pissing his pants on night one but I

actually think yoske is quick enough on

his feet has decent enough deductive

reasoning skills and Street smarts to

the patterns and survive a few nights he

might be swashing around in a freshly

pissed pair of pants while doing it but

I think he could at least hold his own

until at least night four I feel

somewhat similarly about re's chances

sure she's not a radical Pro Gamer like

Futaba or fuka but she's got a pretty

good amount of Navigator experience

under her belt which I think is really

helpful in this situation tell you what

re could reasonably survive five nights

but she's not cracked off her gourd

gaming like the other two are then

there's CH and I no no I'm sorry she

dies night one I'm not even going to

pretend with

this I'm not going to stand here and

tell you that she's a coward when it

comes to horror but she certainly

doesn't do well enough with it that I

feel like she'd have the guts to either

Rush down the enemy or honestly the

intelligence to work the camera is so

sorry Bozo

Yuko she would find this situation so

comical she would just start laughing

and not even realize the bear is Bite of

87 in her

kanji so when discussing this list with

my friends we ended up coming to like

five different conclusions for where

kanji should go on this list let me

explain to you how kani's night at the

restaurant would go kanji arrives to his

first shift on night one he walks into

the performance room and tries to pet

the animatronics he notices them looking

at him funny thinks nothing of it and

hustles on over to the office when in

the office he tries to work the cameras

gets confused and gives up one of the

animatronics tries to attack him and

with quick thinking uses the desk chair

in the office to budge in the

animatronic death dips out before the

end of the shift never looks back and

because of this I decided the only fair

way to handle kani's placement was to do

this hey it's uh future Joe here I just

wanted to pop in really quick and

address that someone actually predicted

the whole kanji using the chair thing

and I thought that was at least funny

enough to bring up so congratulations

Supreme Lord grv for being the Fred head

of the

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Shing where was I all right this one's

going to sound kind of stupid adachi

befriends the animatronics but not in

the same Wholesome Way that Shinji and

Nano do I think he does the William Aton

[ __ ] from the movie and is ordering

these around via hieroglyphs why don't

we just cut our losses and get out of

here idle

girl Jo

minazuki this dude would it's time to

wrap off the Persona forecast and I

think it comes to nobody's surprise that

I think NATO could go into top tier her

intelligence and analytical abilities

would allow her to perfectly speedrun

the game with power to spare and like

how we lumped together Futaba and fuka I

don't think it would be too crazy to

throw a cat into this section as well

also this is a probably just my Goro AI

brain rot talking but the whole missing

children's incident and the hunt for

William Aton feels like the kind of

thing that AI would be actively

investigating in his free time so

between that hunch and his capabilities

being pretty on par with natto he's

going to be sliding right next to her

into top tier look at all the girl

bosses representing in the highest tier

what an honor speaking of girl bosses

Margaret and Marie when it comes to the

former I fully believe she has the same

capabilities as Elizabeth but she

doesn't get the same kind of Twisted

Fascination her sister does she probably

clocks out around night 5 and moves on

to her next task then for a Marie she

probably just gets kind of bored or

maybe even annoyed with the situation

and ends up leaving before the end of

night one she had all the fun she needed

for the week when she watched

Theodore now that we've cleared out the

Persona 4 roster it's time for our bonus

character segment you know I wasn't

complaining about us having less

characters this time I actually was

quite fond of it this time around we are

going to be looking at the 2018 gem that

is Blaze Blue Cross tag battle and while

it might be funny to throw in hide Ruby

or a [ __ ] Panzer tank I've decided it

would be the most silly to throw in

ragna the blood Edge are you joking

isn't this guy like a [ __ ] up Grim

Reaper doesn't this seem like an unfair

fight you'd think but according to these

notes I uh wrote it turns out this

dude's right hand is considered a weapon

and based on the rules of the video we

can't have him using that so

between us chopping off his arm dumping

him in the security room and his screams

of Anguish I think the crew could make

quick work of him what do you think what

is actually wrong with you well I don't

do my iconic victory dance for nothing

okay I guess just this once I can do it

for nothing e e e all right Persona 5

time and immediately ryui I'm so sorry

buddy I promise we'll make a video where

you get to pull out a win eventually but

this is super not that video given

ryuuji's Brash and re with nature I

don't see a world where he doesn't rush

them head on and get instantly laid out

if it makes you feel any better

champ what I already said we weren't

going to be talking about Morana the

chances aren't looking good for the

Phantom thieves early on so let's go

down the list and immediately I don't

think an or Haru are going to pull

through either as much as I'd love to

give a comical reasoning with

accompanying visuals and maybe a quick

quip from Adam [ __ ] off I kind of just

have nothing to say about either of them

in this context neither of them are

particularly intelligent or have Niche

skills that can come into play in this

highly likely and realistic scenario so

uh

sorry

I all right well surely Makoto niima

will bring the gang a win right no no no

not really no like with kanji my friends

and I had a pretty intense debate about

Makoto and if she'd have the ability to

lock in the arguments mainly consisted

of one half of the group vouching for

her Navigator experience her basic

intellect and her physical physique

being more than enough to squeak a

victory while the other half of the

group was arguing that she would die

immediately due to fear if Makoto was

going to fall down and cry when getting

scared by Futaba a 15-year-old girl in

the dark in the middle of the day when

she has friends with her I don't think

there's any chance she composes herself

in time to avoid being cheed up also she

is canonically admitted to being afraid

of the dark in her motos interactions so

even if she does get her [ __ ] together

enough to work the cameras I think she's

going to go a little too hard on the

lights and deplete her power way too too

soon Lord help the gang if yusuke is

their Saving Grace so the thing about

yusuke is that I don't think he cerss

all Five Knights by any means what I do

think is that he at least makes it t

night three or 4 simply because homie

needs the paycheck I he'd put up a

valiant fight but I think what

ultimately does him in is rifling around

in the kitchen trying to find some grub

before one of the animatronics gets the

jump on him yo sheawa with no first name

specified you're our only

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home so our favorite acrobat here

actually has a few things going for her

she's got a pretty decent pattern

recognition score and we know her

reflexes are topnotch but unfortunately

I just have this feeling that she'd

either crack under pressure or is just a

bit too naive to clutch out all Five

Knights scoring her placement kind of

around

yusuke well I suppose her placement

might veryy based on when in the game

this is taking place but Adam already

told me no more timelines you know what

why are we even discussing this we all

know Mary is [ __ ] the so maybe the

Phantom thieves didn't uh do as well as

we hoped but luckily their spin-off

characters aren't too shabby starting

with Arena it's safe to assume she would

slide right into the brutally murder's

tier all homie would need is a broom and

I'm confident she could dismantle at

least two of them then both toshiro and

zenichi are easily sliding into the

survives tier Zen Ki is an experienced

cop who I'm sure is intelligent and

reflexive enough to at least stack up to

a [ __ ] rotting corpse then toshiro is

almost Navigator adjacent with how much

tactician [ __ ] he performs so it's

safe to say that I think he could track

the patterns of four droids though if

this was taking place at the beginning

of the game I think he would quit after

night one Jo then finally there are only

a few characters left to talk about

those being the twin wardens and lenza

yeah no [ __ ] they're going to Cle and

finally we've covered all of the main

Persona characters oh are you sure there

isn't any last minute characters you

want to throw into this cluster [ __ ]

nope honestly I think I've run the well

dve you serious yep thank God I was

afraid you going to bring up a son of

five Shuffle some wacky spinoff no that

would be wait Persona 5 Joker Joker

enforces Buddy Sonic Sonic Sega Sega

Monkey Ball here you monkey ball and

here we go oh my God Adam we have to

talk about kiru so let's not beat around

the bush here kiru has Max stats across

the board not only could he beat the

[ __ ] out of literally every Persona

character at once but he's done just

about every kind of job hobby or

activity you could think of so the

question then becomes do we think he's

handling this job traditionally or

absolutely dismantling everything in

sight after some careful deliberation I

ultimately decided that kiru would

survive all five nights through peace as

opposed to violence yes while the visual

of kiru going absolutely sicko mode on

fratty fres bear is hysterical trust me

I would have loved to make Adam

painstakingly animate that I believe he

could gather enough information by night

two to deduce that these robots are

being possessed by children and I think

he'd kind of sympathize for them and in

a surprising twist actually be the hero

of this story and help set their Spirits

free once and for all the drag of dojima

is known for many things folks but

half-assing a job is certainly not one

of them so at the end of our little

social experiment it wasn't a depressed

teen with some serious mental trauma

that was going to give our Kindred

Spirits a happy ending it was a washed

up 30-year-old Yakuza with a terrible

sense of fashion all along now before we

wrap up the show for today folks we have

our final kill counter to keep track of

so let's go ahead and take a look at

that now

wow Adam's inability to have fun

actually decided the winner here oh [ __ ]

off The [ __ ] though I do have two

more groups of characters I have yet to

discuss so ladies and gentlemen let me

properly reveal to you my favorite

tier but that's not all folks we've gone

out of our way to throw in an extra

bonus tier just for

you and with that folks thank you so

much for watching make sure to leave a

like comment and subscribe and will'll

see you next time pH let's hope the

Persona 1 and two fans don't see through

my clever ruse to hide the fact they

still haven't played their games oh my

God Adam please tell me you reinforced

the door after last

time person shut of

a congratulations you've completed a

full week on the job and you've done it

in such a lackluster way that no one is

proud or disappointed it's a fine line

to walk but you did it while such a

minimalist work ethic is rare it doesn't

mean that we want you back in fact it

means you should look for employment

elsewhere but before you go take this

certificate of mediocrity you should be

proud you stood on two feet and

convinced someone that you could do

something when in fact you couldn't now

get out