✩Cute Girl Tries To Rob You! ✩ (Roleplay ASMR)

Summary

A burglar breaks into a home expecting to find valuables but is disappointed by the lack of wealth. Trapped in a wardrobe, she argues with the homeowner, claiming she's like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich. Despite her intentions, she ends up knocking the homeowner unconscious and, in a panic, tries to revive him with a kiss. She promises not to steal while he's out and plans to return for pizza the next day, taking only a toaster as a parting gesture.

Takeaways

• 😡 The intruder is frustrated by the lack of valuable items in the victim's home.
• 😳 The intruder is surprised when caught and tries to explain their presence.
• 😱 The intruder panics when the victim threatens to call the police.
• 😅 The intruder claims they were not planning to steal anything, despite being caught in the act.
• 😒 The intruder mocks the victim's possessions, suggesting they are of low value.
• 😤 The intruder tries to negotiate their release by promising not to take the TV.
• 😅 The intruder attempts to justify their actions by comparing themselves to Robin Hood.
• 😓 The intruder expresses disappointment at not finding any collectibles or valuable items.
• 😖 The intruder accidentally knocks the victim unconscious and panics.
• 😘 The intruder kisses the victim to wake them up, revealing a softer side.
• 😉 The intruder playfully teases the victim, suggesting they might return for a 'pizza' or a million dollars.

Q & A

What is the intruder's initial impression of the homeowner's belongings?

The intruder is disappointed and unimpressed with the homeowner's belongings, noting that there are no valuables or designer items, and even refers to the items as 'crap'.

Why does the intruder lock herself in the wardrobe?

The intruder locks herself in the wardrobe to hide when she realizes the homeowner is present and can explain herself.

What does the intruder claim her intentions are when confronted by the homeowner?

The intruder initially claims she is not there to steal anything, despite being caught in the act of attempting to rob the homeowner.

How does the intruder try to negotiate her release with the homeowner?

The intruder proposes a deal where she promises not to take the homeowner's TV if the homeowner lets her go without calling the police.

What does the intruder reveal about her criminal history?

The intruder admits that she has been caught before, and this is only the second time she has been caught in the act of robbery.

Why does the intruder think calling the police would be a waste of time for the homeowner?

The intruder believes that calling the police would be pointless because the homeowner does not have valuable items worth reporting stolen, and the homeowner would have to spend money on court and legal fees.

What does the intruder claim about her usual targets?

The intruder claims she usually steals from the rich, comparing herself to Robin Hood.

What does the intruder do when the homeowner trips and falls unconscious?

The intruder considers leaving the homeowner but ultimately decides to help by using frozen vegetables as a cold compress on his head.

How does the intruder attempt to wake the unconscious homeowner?

The intruder attempts to wake the homeowner by kissing him, which unexpectedly works.

What does the intruder promise to take with her when she leaves?

The intruder promises to take the homeowner's toaster when she leaves.

What does the intruder suggest will happen the next day?

The intruder suggests she will return the next day at 10:00 to 'rob' the homeowner again, but implies it might be a joke or a way to see him again.