Dad Jokes | Don't laugh Challenge | Best Moments 2 | Raise Your Spirits

Summary

The transcript captures a stand-up comedy show filled with a variety of jokes, including light-hearted and edgy humor. The comedian playfully tackles subjects like relationships, gingers, and cultural stereotypes with a mix of laughter and groans from the audience. Amidst the humor, the performer shares personal anecdotes and engages the crowd with interactive jokes, showcasing the comedian's wit and ability to connect with the audience through laughter.

Takeaways

• 😄 The script is a transcript of a comedy show filled with jokes and laughter.
• 🤔 It includes a variety of jokes about mechanics, gingers, Boy George, and more, showcasing the comedian's humor.
• 😂 The comedian uses self-deprecating humor about being fired from a keyboard factory for not putting in enough shifts.
• 😅 There's a recurring theme of inappropriate or edgy jokes, which are met with both laughter and groans from the audience.
• 🎭 The comedian also makes jokes about current events and pop culture, such as Michael Jackson and 9/11.
• 🎤 There's a segment where the comedian pretends to be a character in a live-action Winnie the Pooh movie, highlighting his acting aspirations.
• 🤝 The script features audience interaction, with the comedian engaging with the crowd and even doing shots with them.
• 🚜 The comedian makes a joke about getting a forklift license to make eating salad easier, showing his self-awareness about unhealthy habits.
• 😉 The script includes a series of one-liners and puns, many of which are related to race and ethnicity, pushing the boundaries of political correctness.
• 🎵 There are several music cues throughout the script, indicating that the comedian uses music to punctuate his jokes or transition between segments.
• 😓 The comedian makes a joke about a friend injured in the military, which falls flat and is met with an awkward silence, showing the risks of edgy humor.

Q & A

What is the joke about mechanics and their girlfriends?

The joke is that a mechanic has a girlfriend because he has two clean fingers, implying that the rest of his fingers are dirty from his work.

What is the punchline of the joke about Boy George and the lizard enclosure?

The punchline is that Boy George was banned from the lizard enclosure because he can't keep his 'hands' off them, which is a play on words implying inappropriate behavior.

What is the joke about Cinderella at the ball?

The joke is that Cinderella's response when she got to the ball was laughter, as indicated by 'hahaha', suggesting she found something amusing there.

What is the humor in the joke about the old boy before and after church?

The humor lies in the punchline 'before', implying that the old boy is too old to 'fight' after church, suggesting a decline in his vigor.

What is the context of the joke about getting fired from the keyboard factory?

The joke is about being fired for not putting in enough 'shifts', which is a pun on the keyboard keys and work shifts, suggesting laziness or lack of effort.

What is the punchline of the joke about the doctor calling about herpes?

The punchline is the doctor telling the patient they have herpes, and the patient thanking the doctor, which is a dark humor twist on a typical bad news scenario.

What is the joke about the American metric system?

The joke is that Americans don't use the metric system because they have a 'foot fetish', which is a humorous and stereotypical jab at American units of measurement.

What is the humor in the joke about the ginger at a party?

The humor is in the punchline that gingers miss the most at a party is 'the invitation', implying that they are often excluded or overlooked.

What is the setup and punchline of the joke about the wide mouth frog?

The setup is the wide mouth frog asking other animals what they eat, and the punchline is when he meets a snake that eats wide mouth frogs, to which the frog replies, 'oh, don't see many of those around here', showing surprise or denial.

What is the joke about the difference between women and cars?

The joke is that men have been in both but treat one better than the other, implying that men take better care of their cars than their relationships.

What is the context of the joke about the nightclub for guys with erectile dysfunction?

The joke is that the nightclub was a 'flop' and 'nobody came', which is a play on words implying both failure and the inability to achieve an erection.

Outlines

00:00

😄 Stand-up Comedy Jokes

The paragraph features a stand-up comedy routine with jokes about various topics. The comedian starts with a joke about a mechanic's clean fingers, followed by a punchline about a 'tennis ball.' The set continues with humor about curing a ginger, a play on words with Boy George and a lizard enclosure, and a series of other jokes that include a mix of innuendos and light-hearted humor. The comedian also shares a personal anecdote about getting fired from a keyboard factory for not putting in enough shifts and ends with a self-deprecating joke about privacy and a diary.

05:03

😅 Humor and Cultural References

This paragraph continues the comedy routine with jokes that touch on American culture, such as the metric system and a foot fetish, followed by a light-hearted comment about being 'turned on.' The comedian then dives into a series of jokes about gingers, a programmer for autocorrect, and a play on words about unemployment in Alabama. The humor is edgy, with a joke about a wide-mouth frog and various animals that ends with a cat eating wide-mouth frogs. The segment concludes with more self-deprecating humor about the comedian's inability to hold eye contact with women.

10:07

😂 Jokes with a Twist

The comedian's set includes jokes that play on stereotypes and expectations. A comparison between women and cars leads to a punchline about treatment. There's a quick jab about gingers missing invitations to parties, followed by a joke about a cat and a hookah. The comedian then shares a controversial joke about a music teacher that elicits laughter but is acknowledged as being in poor taste. The set continues with jokes about social workers and God, ending with a light-hearted punchline about two AI systems in love.

15:09

🤣 Dad Jokes and Personal Anecdotes

The paragraph contains a mix of dad jokes and personal stories. The comedian discusses the passing of their father and how it relates to the timing of jokes, followed by a self-deprecating joke about being cold and a racist comment from their father. There's a joke about a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction and a therapist's comment about autism. The set includes more edgy humor about a gingerbread man in the war and ends with a joke about sign language and a suggestive punchline.

20:10

😉 Racism and Satire

This paragraph delves into edgier humor, with jokes that touch on race and stereotypes. The comedian starts with a joke about The Jetsons being black, followed by a self-deprecating joke about being a gorilla. There are also jokes about elephants and peanuts, a forklift license, and 9/11. The set includes a controversial joke about Michael Jackson's pronouns and ends with a racist joke about a ginger's phone ringing on a Saturday night.

25:17

😆 Dark Humor and War Jokes

The comedian's routine in this paragraph includes dark humor and references to war. A joke about an Asian individual and stairs is followed by a punchline about Wi-Fi on a farm and cows downloading music. The set continues with a joke about Russian Roulette and ends with a racist joke about a marriage between different races. The comedian also shares a joke about an individual's inability to swim and a punchline about a bus full of people. The paragraph concludes with a joke about sweaty breasts and a comment about using humor to deal with sensitive topics.

Keywords

💡Mechanic

A mechanic is a professional who repairs and maintains vehicles. In the context of the video, a joke is made about a mechanic having two clean fingers, implying that the rest of his hands are dirty from work, which is a humorous way to depict the typical image of a mechanic.

💡Ginger

The term 'ginger' refers to someone with red hair, often used in a playful or humorous context due to its distinctiveness. The video uses 'ginger' in several jokes, such as a ginger at a party or a ginger's reaction to chemotherapy, to create humor based on stereotypes or unexpected situations.

💡Boy George

Boy George is an English singer who was the lead vocalist of the band Culture Club. The video includes a joke about Boy George being banned from a lizard enclosure, which is a humorous play on words suggesting that he might blend in with the lizards due to his androgynous appearance.

💡Cinderella

Cinderella is a well-known fairy tale character who goes to a ball and meets her prince. The video references Cinderella in a joke about what she did when she got to the ball, using the story as a basis for a humorous twist.

💡Autocorrect

Autocorrect is a feature on electronic devices that corrects spelling and grammatical errors automatically. The video includes a joke about working as a programmer for autocorrect, which is a humorous take on the frustrations people experience with autocorrect's occasional inaccuracies.

💡Racism

Racism refers to discrimination or prejudice towards people based on their race or ethnicity. The video contains jokes that touch on racial stereotypes, which can be controversial and are used here for comedic effect, although they might be seen as offensive by some viewers.

💡Jokes

Jokes are a form of humor and are prevalent throughout the video. They are used to entertain and often involve wordplay, puns, or unexpected punchlines. The video script is filled with various jokes, each designed to provoke laughter through humor or surprise.

💡Stereotypes

Stereotypes are widely held but fixed and oversimplified ideas about a type of person or thing. The video makes use of various stereotypes in its jokes, such as those about nationalities, occupations, or physical characteristics, to create humor by playing on common preconceptions.

💡Controversial Humor

Controversial humor is a type of comedy that pushes boundaries and may include sensitive topics. The video includes jokes that could be seen as controversial due to their subject matter, such as race, disability, or sexuality, which can provoke strong reactions and are used here to create shock value.

💡Self-deprecation

Self-deprecation is a form of humor where the comedian makes fun of themselves. In the video, there are instances where the speaker uses self-deprecating jokes to poke fun at their own experiences or characteristics, which can be a way to connect with the audience and make light of personal shortcomings.

💡Punchline

A punchline is the final sentence of a joke, often the part that delivers the humor. The video script includes multiple punchlines, which are crucial for the success of the jokes, as they provide the twist or resolution that generates laughter.

Highlights

Joke about a mechanic having two clean fingers

Humor about a ginger needing chemotherapy

Boy George banned from the lizard enclosure joke

Cinderella's arrival at the ball humorous take

Joke about an old boy's behavior before and after church

Firing from a keyboard factory for not putting in enough shifts

Ex-partner's privacy issue revealed in her diary

Doctor's call about herpes as a humorous situation

Why Americans don't use the metric system

Programmer for autocorrect getting fired for no reason

Joke about reducing unemployment in Alabama

Parkinson's disease joke about a wobbly table

Holding eye contact difficulty due to women's physical attributes

Stick and uncle Dinesh joke

Wide mouth frog meeting different animals and their eating habits

Difference between women and cars humorous comparison

Ginger missing the party invitation

Pedo music teacher joke

G-string and fingering a minor joke

How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb

Joke about making God cry by being Ginger

Joke about a nightclub for guys with erectile dysfunction

Alan's next film role in a live-action Winnie the Pooh movie

Gingerbread man losing his leg in a war joke

Elephants and peanuts humor

Joke about getting a forklift license

Joke about 9/11 and 7-Eleven

Joke about an Indian girl hitchhiking

Cutting off Wi-Fi at the farm due to cows downloading music

Russian Roulette safety joke

Marriage issue with a white woman and a mother's disapproval

Transcripts

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Laughter]

how do you know a mechanic has a

girlfriend

how he has two clean fingers

[Laughter]

no that was good it was good yeah it was

good

for me

is that what you call your vagina a

tennis ball

weird

I don't I don't understand that all

right

I'll take a show

okay

how do you cure a ginger

chemotherapy

that's very funny that is very funny

thanks I like that you should tell that

on Spanish

I don't do jokes on stage oh no I know

my love [ __ ] cheers

cheers

why was

boy

no

no uh why was Boy George Bend

well I was Boy George banned from

that's a lot it's a drink hold on why

was Boy George band from the lizard

enclosure

[Laughter]

yeah because he can't become a captain

[Laughter]

[Applause]

[Laughter]

[Applause]

that was good

I wrote that about an hour ago

[Laughter]

I had so much trouble getting that one

up

what did uh Cinderella do when she got

to the ball

hahaha

[Laughter]

oh yes

oh man that's good

fill me up

[Laughter]

how does an old boy fought before and

after church

before

what about after

[Laughter]

oh

I'm [ __ ] sorry okay that's [ __ ]

funny as [ __ ]

can you do the second one

all right okay I'll do it I'll do a

clean one next I uh I got fired from my

job at the keyboard Factory

they said I wasn't putting in enough

shifts

oh

that's really

that's [ __ ] but

That's my kind of gag yeah well done I'm

just gonna pour this for you just in

case I do make you laugh at some stage

that's all right

did you know that my uh ex dumped me

because she didn't think I gave her any

privacy

can you believe that no I can't believe

that that's what it said in her diary

[Laughter]

best newcomer

[Laughter]

what do you what do you call a

[Music]

[Laughter]

uh it's your doctor calling uh you've

got herpes

hello

hello

what

you've got herpes thank you so much

you're welcome

you also loved

why don't Americans use the metric

system

why because they have a foot fetish

call me American

[Laughter]

I laugh when I'm turned on

what does a ginger do

what does a ginger do what he wants to

high-five a friend

he claps

[Laughter]

that's pretty good

[Music]

you know I used to work as a programmer

for autocorrect

oh yeah

they fried me for no reason

but yeah

they fried me for no reason is what I'm

trying to get out

okay

[Laughter]

how do you reduce unemployment in

Alabama

you open a bunch of Subway restaurants

because they are really good at making

things inbred

[Laughter]

Sweet Home Alabama

racist that was racist

this is wobbly

the Parkinson's

what is

how are you I'm good what is this yeah

this is the closest I've been to a woman

we literally hugged like 10 minutes it

was very scary

okay

um I actually have

a hard time holding eye contact with

women

because boobies don't have eyes

you're doing a great job right now

was that a dad joke are we starting oh

yeah that was just me talking okay you

can start I don't have to you can tell

another one if you'd like are you really

uncomfortable at the moment no I am

I was sitting on a rock

dude

[Laughter]

what is uh brown and sticky

what

a stick

and my uncle Dinesh

[Laughter]

that was good

really good

um so there's a wide mouth frog and he

is meeting a bunch of other animals and

he goes up to them he says hi I'm a wide

mouth Frog who are you and what do you

eat

and it sees an L who says I'm an owl and

I eat mice and he goes oh lovely he

walks off to another animal and he goes

hi I'm a wide mouth Frog who are you and

what do you eat

he says well I'm a grasshopper I eat

dirt grass bugs

and it goes lovely and he walks on to

another guy and he says hi I'm a wide

mouth Frog who are you and what do you

eat

I sucked the joke up a little bit but

we'll keep going

that one's a cat and the cat says

this counts

I'm not finished

sorry

okay guys

so it goes on to the next guy and he

says hi who are you and what do you eat

and he says I'm a snake and I eat wild

mouth frogs he goes oh don't see many of

those around here

I'm sorry

you have to do a shot

I don't know what happened it was a

journey it was

hahaha

I apologize no you gotta sorry that's

good it's a good joke it's a little

structured look there's different ways

to approach there's different ways to

approach this that's good thank you

thank you

what's the difference between women and

cars

I don't want to say anything good cool

uh men have been in both but they treat

one way better than the other the woman

right obviously

[Laughter]

if I lose

what do gingers miss most at a great

party

what the invitation

that's

that's true that's right I'm sorry to

hear that no it's okay I was a brunette

and my teen years it's wait that makes

it sound like that's the only time you

party it has been a while actually now

that I think of it yeah it's looking

kind of like a blonde but oh no oh

Fair uh

what do you call a cat oh yeah drink up

buddy

what do you call a hookah

sex worker

well I'm gonna do a different one no do

that one do that one no we're doing a

good job these days as well

Abby news

I'm sorry sorry I'm so sorry

you take repeat

what yeah

I know

okay

if you hear about the pedo music teacher

[Laughter]

I don't give a [ __ ] hey

hey

tell a clean one okay yeah all right

okay

okay

oh [ __ ]

yeah the one who broke a g-string while

fingering a minor a minor

the one who broke a g string well finger

in a minor that's the punch line

oh [ __ ] it did

I wrote it with a [ __ ] Capital be

like well the joke is the key

oh you didn't even get your own joke dog

yeah dog I got that one off the net

though okay how about this

how many social workers does it take to

change a light bulb how many only one

but the light bulb has to really want to

change

how do you make God cry be Ginger

[Laughter]

drink up

thank you I have a really uh bad joke to

go with the rest what do you call two AI

systems that are in love with each other

what members of the chat LGBT community

Ah that's probably your best ones those

are oh yeah well done

yeah that's

okay

[Laughter]

it is of the chat LGBT community yeah

that's not bad gonna buy it off I'll

give it to you yeah

why can't you can't

why can't you keep score

in Afghanistan

why because of the Taliban

those crazy afghans

when does a joke become a dad joke

when when it died five years ago

so context my dad died five years ago

it's funny it's funny

yeah just like let me like down with

that one thanks dude Jesus by the way

these bottles are really hard to pour oh

I uh I told my dad I was cold the other

day

and he's like go stand in the corner

it's 90 degrees

and you're ugly

you brown piece of [ __ ]

and the smell on you

that really escalated yeah my dad was a

drinker as well

what did your father drink bamboo Lassie

hello

[Laughter]

[Applause]

stay out of me

[Applause]

it's my time all right

so Alan's actually an actor

his next film is in the live-action

Winnie the Pooh movie

the Studio's Gonna Save a lot of money

because they don't have to paint him

yellow

[Laughter]

I smell and I'm Brown

all right sorry you did Rose joke so I

wanted to get you back

I started a nightclub

I started a nightclub

[Laughter]

nothing wrong with you

I have a segment where you go to therapy

gee

it's quiet

do you have autism he definitely does

you know I I started at our club for

guys with erectile dysfunction

it was a total flop and nobody came

[Music]

yeah the penis stuff's satisfying

sorry Rory I love to buy a joke do we

have to drink when you laugh at your own

job yeah

a piece of [ __ ] sorry this is we didn't

laugh yeah

yeah

these two are [ __ ] us up yeah cheers

we should have been do you want to swap

teams yeah can we make it more diverse

yeah what's up with this apartheid yeah

did you hear about the gingerbread I'm

gonna be on this I ran out of ginger

jokes these are gingerbread man jokes

not gonna lie I'll take them

oh that's so worth the shot

but uh talking about that sort of sort

of material did you hear about the

gingerbread man who was uh fought in the

War

he uh he lost his leg in nom

it was called a Limp Biscuit

[Laughter]

do you know sign language

no you should learn it it's pretty handy

your mother gave me a handy

she told me about that she said it was

should have said it was very short

it's because she has big hands

what would the Jetsons be called if they

were black

[Music]

the first word that came into my mind

what

[Laughter]

The Jetsons you [ __ ] racist

I have a little bit let's see if you

like this

I'm not gay

I'm a [ __ ] gorilla okay take me

seriously okay

[Laughter]

did you pay 200 for that

you're worth we're the same brother

oh my God

um

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

thank you

come on

[Laughter]

trying to explain why that's fun

see someone gets it it's funny because

oh [ __ ] are you a griller exhibit

because I want to drop a baby in you

[Applause]

[ __ ]

he's got action

I also didn't laugh so I don't know why

a lot of stupid people think that

elephants eat peanuts they actually this

gorilla dick

[Laughter]

[Music]

um

I got my forklift license last week

really yeah it's gonna make it eating a

salad way easier

I don't eat salads I can tell

[Laughter]

okay

that's funny

I hope that hurt yeah yeah

um

later we get to 9 11. shall we say all

right

Saturday's 7-Eleven jokes

nice

one of Michael Jackson's pronouns

I also brought that same joke and he

comes up to me goes let me do it I've

been practicing The Voice

hahaha

okay do it again you've practiced it do

it again I got a new iPhone for my

girlfriend

All Things Considered those are pretty

good trade

[Laughter]

I hate rum I'm gonna get violent and I

might

[Laughter]

oh are you a racist

what do you call it when a Ginger's

phone rings on a Saturday night

a wrong number

[Laughter]

oh [ __ ]

what do you call an Indian girl that

went hitchhiking

Miss sing

missing where are you

looking

wow the accent I'd love to tell you a

little story I had a friend come back

from active duty recently right he was

on the wall and he came back early

because his vehicle hit one of those

hidden explosives

I know what they're called but it's it's

nuts he's in the hospital his feet have

been blown apart right and I went to

visit him and he's he's like got a

blanket over his feet and he's trying to

show me trying to show me how bad it is

I was like begging him please

please don't like don't you know I'm

lactose intolerant

wow

that that joke took so long it became a

granddad

okay

[Laughter]

I threw an Asian down the stairs the

other day mm-hmm

it was Wong on so many levels

[Laughter]

why did they cut off the Wi-Fi at the

farm

why because the cows kept downloading

music

[Laughter]

you said [ __ ] yeah right

I didn't get that before but no that

makes more sense

I can't win them all right

you said music

uh you laughed a little bit there are

you gonna do a shot oh okay

we're having fun here aren't we yeah

just a couple of tick tock superstars

there's a couple of fellas did you know

five out of six people agree that

Russian Roulette is safe

why

[Laughter]

[Music]

this is fun

is this like a date is this kind of like

a date I don't know I've never been on

one fair enough

um

all right the ranged marriage is not

going well

my mum would never approve of a white

woman hey

waterproof

even

I have to be honest what's yellow and

can't swim

my punchline's not gonna beat that but

um a Bus full of people

Alan Ellen

what do you call sweaty boobs

humidities

yeah humidity yeah

oh [ __ ] all right it was you got what I

was going with that

can you use Ken honestly can you use any

of that well I'll figure it out

no that's great

[Laughter]