Chex Quest (PC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

Cinemassacre
21 Aug 201916:25

Summary

TLDRВ этом эпизоде Angry Video Game Nerd рецензирует бесплатную компьютерную игру 'Chex Quest', включенную в упаковку к谷类 Kellogg's. Игра представляет собой адаптацию 'Doom' с оригинальными героями и оружием, заменёнными на 'Chex Man' и 'Zorchers'. Несмотря на скептицизм критика, игра оказывается привлекательной и хорошо выполненной, с хорошим звуком и графикой. Также обсуждается модификация 'Brutal Chex Quest', которая добавляет жестокость в игру, и 'Brutal Chex' - выдуманный продукт, который сочетает в себе юмор и сарказм.

Takeaways

  • 🎧 В эпизоде Angry Video Game Nerd спонсором является компания Raycon, известная своими стильными беспроводными наушниками.
  • 🎵 Ray J, известный певец R&B, соучредитель компании Raycon, и такие знаменитости, как Snoop Dogg, носят их наушники.
  • 💸 Наушники Raycon доступны по разумной цене, начиная с половины стоимости других премиальных беспроводных наушников на рынке.
  • 🔗 В описании к видео предоставлена ссылка, по которой зрители могут получить скидку 15% на покупку наушников Raycon.
  • 🕹 В видео обсуждается игра 'Chex Quest', включенная в подарок в коробках с хлопьями Chex в 1996 году.
  • 👾 'Chex Quest' - это первый шутер от первого лица, в котором игроки должны сражаться с зловещими алиенами-'Флемоидами', используя оружие в виде 'Зорчеров'.
  • 🍌 В игре используются различные предметы, связанные с пищей, в качестве инвентаря и здоровья, включая бокалы с водой и микс фруктов.
  • 🎮 Игра была разработана небольшой командой из восьми человек, включая 17-летнего программиста, и имела бюджет в 500 000 долларов.
  • 🔥 Игра имеет культовый статус и продемонстрировала высокую продолжительность игры, увеличив продажи хлопьев Chex в четыре раза.
  • 🔗 Существуют две продолжения игры 'Chex Quest', которые также были хорошо приняты игроками.
  • 🔧 Игроки могут использовать порт GZDoom для улучшенной игры и даже установить мод 'Brutal Doom', чтобы сделать игру еще более жестокой.

Q & A

  • Какой продукт рекламируется в эпизоде Angry Video Game Nerd?

    -В эпизоде рекламируется Raycon, производитель беспроводных наушников.

  • Какие особенности наушников Raycon были упомянуты в видео?

    -Упомянуты стильный дизайн, широкий выбор цветов и узоров, удобство без проводов или стержней, отличное звучание и доступная цена.

  • Какой скидкой предлагается при покупке Raycon, упомянутых в видео?

    -При покупке Raycon предлагается скидка 15% при использовании ссылки в описании видео.

  • Что такое Chex Quest, упомянутое в видео?

    -Chex Quest - это бесплатная компьютерная игра в жанре шутера от первого лица, включенная в каждую коробку с Chex в 1996 году.

  • Какой был основной герой игры Chex Quest?

    -Основным героем игры Chex Quest был Chex Man.

  • Какие оружия использовались в Chex Quest вместо традиционных для шутера?

    -Вместо традиционных оружий игроки использовали 'Zorchers', которые выглядят как телевизионные пульты.

  • Чем является 'Supercharge Breakfast' в контексте игры Chex Quest?

    -'Supercharge Breakfast' - это мощный боевой заряд, собираемый в игре для восстановления здоровья.

  • Каковы были продажи Chex Quest после его выпуска?

    -Chex Quest перемещено шести миллионами единиц и увеличило продажи Chex на четыре раза.

  • Сколько продолжений у игры Chex Quest?

    -Есть два продолжения игры Chex Quest: Chex Quest 2 и Chex Quest 3.

  • Какой мод для GZDoom упомянут в видео для добавления жестокости в Chex Quest?

    -В видео упомянут мод Brutal Doom, который можно использовать с Chex Quest для добавления жестокости в игру.

Outlines

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🎮 'Чекс Квест': История и описание игры

В этом эпизоде Angry Video Game Nerd рассматривает спонсорскую игру Raycon, которая предлагает стильные беспроводные наушники. Затем он возвращается к игре 'Чекс Квест', которая была включена в коробки с пшеничьим пищевым продуктом. Игра, основанная на 'Doom', предлагает семейной дружбе и ориентированную на здоровый образ жизни атмосферу, где игроки должны спасти планету от злобных чужеродных существ 'Флемоидов'. Игрок управляет героем Чекс Мэном, используя оружие 'Зорчеры' для перемещения противников в их изначальное измерение. Игра была разработана компанией Digital Café с ограниченным бюджетом и небольшим составом, включая 17-летнего программиста, и стала хитом, увеличив продажи пшеничьего продукта в четыре раза.

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🎵 Музыка и графика 'Чекс Квест'

Музыка 'Чекс Квест' оценивается как приятная, а графика, хотя и базируется на 'Doom', считается приличной для 1996 года. Игроки должны находить ключи и выходы, используя разнообразное 'Зорчинг' оружие, включая 'Рапид Зорчер' и 'Фазовый Зорчер', а также секретные комнаты. Игра предлагает уникальные элементы, такие как коллекционирование бокалов воды и мисок фруктов для здоровья, и 'Суперзарядное Завтрак' для улучшения характеристик. Несмотря на некоторые недостатки, такие как потеря оружия при смерти и сложности в определенных уровнях, 'Чекс Квест' считается хорошей игрой, и его создатели уделяли внимание деталям, чтобы сделать её привлекательной.

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🔥 'Брутал Чекс Квест': Моды и альтернативные версии

Создатели 'Чекс Квест' преуспели в том, чтобы сделать игру, которая не только стала популярной, но и получила два продолжения. Вторая и третья части игры добавили новые уровни и врагов, сохраняя при этом привлекательность оригинала. Игра не была напрямую рекламным продуктом, и её основная цель - это развлечение, а не продвижение бренда. Существуют моды, такие как 'Брутал Доом', который добавляет более жесткие элементы в игру, превращая Чекс Мэна в безжалостного убийцу. Это позволяет игрокам испытать альтернативный опыт, где они могут уничтожить врагов с помощью огнеметов и дробящих голов оружий.

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🌶 'Брутал Чекс': Экстремальное питание для экстремальной игры

В заключении видео представлен юмористический образ 'Брутал Чекс' - фантастической версии пшеничьего продукта, который, как утверждается, насыщен изюмом, ржаными гвоздями и цельными злаками риса. Этот продукт представлен как идеальное сопровождение для игры 'Брутал Чекс Квест', которая предлагает жестокую и безжалостную версию оригинальной игры. В видео также упоминается, что игра включает в себя 50 бесплатных часов доступа к America Online, что было характерным для распространения интернет-сервисов в то время.

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Keywords

💡Angry Video Game Nerd

Это название шоу, в котором основной герой, Джеймс, обсуждает и играет в видеоигры, часто критикуя плохие игры. В данном сценарии это шоу используется для введения в тему игры 'Chex Quest', которая является объектом обсуждения.

💡Raycon

Это спонсор видео, компания, выпускающая беспроводные наушники. В видео они упоминаются как стильные, удобные и доступные, с акцентом на музыкальное качество, что важно для любителей музыки, таких как Джеймс.

💡Chex Quest

Это игра, которая является основным предметом обсуждения в видео. 'Chex Quest' - это первоочередная шутер, основанная на игре 'Doom', но с фамильными элементами и героем в виде Чекс-человека, который борется с злыми алиенами.

💡Flemoids

Видеоигровальные враги в 'Chex Quest', которые являются зловещими алиенами из другого измерения, живущими на овощах и здоровых продуктах. Они захватывают планету Базоик и становятся основной угрозой для героя.

💡Zorchers

В игре 'Chex Quest' оружие, используемое героем, называется 'Zorchers'. Это семейство оружия, включая 'Рапид-Зорчер' и 'Супер Бутспорк', которые используются для борьбы с Flemoids в стиле фамильного шутера.

💡GZDoom

Это порт игры 'Doom', который позволяет улучшить графику и управление в оригинальной игре. В видео он упоминается как способ улучшить игровой опыт 'Chex Quest', предлагая улучшенные настройки и графику.

💡Brutal Chex Quest

Это модификация игры 'Chex Quest', которая добавляет более жесткие и насилие элементы, такие как кровь и жесткие анимации, что отличается от оригинального фамильного подхода игры.

💡Chex

Это название кукурузной плоды, которая является основой для игры 'Chex Quest'. В видео она упоминается как продукция, связанная с игрой, и также в шуточной форме как 'Брутал Чекс', который представлен как более жестокая версия продукта.

💡Digital Café

Это разработчик игры 'Chex Quest', небольшая команда из восьми человек, которая создала игру с ограниченным бюджетом. В видео они упоминаются как пример того, как небольшая команда может создать успешный продукт.

💡Cereal

Видео начинается с упоминания о получении призов в круассанах, что связано с темой игры 'Chex Quest', основанной на кукурузной плоде. Это ключевое слово подчеркивает связь между продуктом и видеоигрой.

Highlights

Raycon wireless earphones are sponsored by the Angry Video Game Nerd episode.

Ray J co-created Raycon, and they are worn by celebrities like Snoop Dogg.

Raycon earphones are affordable, starting at half the price of other premium wireless earbuds.

The Angry Video Game Nerd discusses the nostalgia of receiving prizes in cereal boxes.

General Mills included a free first-person shooter game, Chex Quest, in every box of Chex cereal in '96.

Chex Quest is a family-friendly first-person shooter that uses the source code from an id Software game.

Chex Quest's main character is named Chex Man, and the game involves 'Zorching' boogers.

Chex Quest has secret rooms and various Zorchers (weapons) similar to Doom.

The game's difficulty choices include humorous names like 'Extreme Ooze' and 'Super Slimey'.

Chex Quest's music and graphics are praised as being good for a '96 game.

The game has a secret Easter Egg in the second level with pictures of the creators.

Chex Quest was developed by Digital Café with a budget of 500,000 and a team of eight people.

Chex Quest has a cult following and moved six million units, quadrupling Chex cereal sales.

There are two sequels to Chex Quest, with the third being made in response to fan demand in 2008.

Chex Quest 2 features a level in a movie theater with cereal-related movie parodies.

Chex Quest 3 has larger levels and starts the player at Chex Central Command.

Brutal Chex Quest is a mod that turns Chex Quest into a more violent game.

The Angry Video Game Nerd humorously promotes 'BRUTAL CHEX' cereal to go with Brutal Chex Quest.

Transcripts

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James: Thanks for checkin' out this episode of Angry Video Game Nerd.

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But first, I want to talk about this episode's sponsor, Raycon.

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Raycon has created some pretty solid wireless earphones.

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They look stylish, coming in a wide range of colors and patterns.

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And they feel comfortable, with no dangling wires or stems getting in the way.

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And they sound amazing, which really matters to a music lover, like me!

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Speaking of music, the company was co-created by R&B singer Ray J,

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and worn by people like Snoop Dogg!

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If there's anyone in the world you can trust, it's Snoop Dogg!

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Lastly, they're real affordable, starting at half the price of other premium wireless earbuds on the market.

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And they're even cheaper when you click the link in the description below to get 15% off your order.

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Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this video!

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♬ He's gonna take you back to the past! ♬

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♬ To play the shitty games that sucked ass! ♬

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♬ He'd rather have, ♬

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(RATHER HAVE!) ♬ a buffalo, ♬

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(A BUFFALO!)

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♬ take a diarrhea dump in his ear! ♬

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(DIARRHEA!)

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♬ He'd rather eat the rotten asshole, ♬

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♬ of a roadkill skunk, and down it with beer! ♬

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(BEER!)

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♬ He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard! ♬

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♬ He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd! ♬

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(NERD!!)

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♬ He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd! ♬

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♬ He's the Angry Video Game Nerd!!! ♬

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Oh, hey! You're back! Again...

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You wanna play some more shitty games?

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Y'know, I just woke up, I just woke up!

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Can I just have my healthy, balanced breakfast?!

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The Hell?

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"Chex Quest"?

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A game... inside... a cereal box?

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I swear, if a Chex Man comes out and starts turning all my games into Chex, I'm gonna lose it!

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I just got rid of all that Pepsi left over from that silver son of a bitch!

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But man... this takes me back.

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Yeah, remember getting prizes in your cereal?

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They were usually some piece of shit toy that would break,

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but for some reason, we all flipped the shit when we'd find these!

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They were awesome! It was like a little bonus in your breakfast.

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In '96, General Mills went above and beyond

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by putting a free video game in every box of Chex!

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And the game... was a first-person shooter.

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Crazy, right?

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I remember seeing the commercials with that kickin' guitar riff, and those cool kids eating Chex,

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and thinkin' to myself: "Oh wow, a free FPS?"

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"FPS probably stands for Fuckin' Piece of SHIET!"

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I mean, come on!

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A FREE first-person shooter game?

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About Chex?!

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I mean, look at Pepsiman! We all know how that game turned out!

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And that game cost REAL money!

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To BUY!

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¥2800 in '99, so about forty bucks in the US, nowadays.

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So, you think a free re-skin of Ultimate Doom would be good?

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A family-friendly first-person shooter that uses the source code from an id Software game?!

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Reminds me of Super Noah's Ark 3D.

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Or, I'm sorry, Super 3D Noah's Ark.

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But hey, even if it sucks, at least we get 50 free hours of AOL!

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That screenshot, right there...

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That is how I first saw the Internet.

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So, anyway, let me finish this, and then we'll start the game!

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[crunching]

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[Nerd groans and vomits]

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[Nerd lets out groans of relief]

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Alright, let's start the game.

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I really need to go food shopping somewhere besides eBay.

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If you're playin' with the original CD, you get this intro animation explaining the story.

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It's pretty hilarious.

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Basically, there's these evil aliens from another dimension called "Flemoids".

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They survive off of cereal and nutritious foods.

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They've taken over the planet Bazoik! where all the nutritious foods are made,

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and now they need to be stopped.

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So now our hero, Chex Man, goes in to send the Flemoids back to their dimension.

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CHEX MAN: "I'm from Chex Squadron!"

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"And I say, 'kill 'em all!'"

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One thing I should bring up: There's no guns, chainsaws or BFGs.

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It's a family-friendly first-person shooter, an FFFPS.

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So, what did they use? Zorchers.

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What are Zorchers?

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They're, um... things that look like... TV remotes.

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The box says, "Ready! Aim! Zorch!"

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So, I guess "Zorch" means to transport the booger guys back to their own dimension.

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I just never heard the word "Zorch" before, and the zapping looks kinda painful.

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Non-violent enough, I guess.

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Also, it's kinda weird the main character is named Chex Man,

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when there's a bunch of Chex people in this game!

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Why is he THE Chex Man?

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Maybe it's his last name.

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Like Bill Chexman.

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They did start calling him Chex Warrior later on,

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kinda like Doomguy changing to Doom Slayer.

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[♬ bongo-heavy MIDI music ♬]

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The music is pretty good.

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And the graphics... aren't bad for '96!

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It's pretty much what I'd expect from a rebuild of Doom.

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The opening screen looks pretty cool,

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the game moves fast and looks a lot better than Super Noah's Ark 3D!

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The difficulty choices really rub me the wrong way:

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Easy Does It, Not So Sticky, Gobs of Goo, Extreme Ooze and Super Slimey!

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Sounds like some of the titles in the video store.

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Y'know, the Movies for Mom and Dad section?

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If you're playin' this on a DOS emulator, the mouse sucks.

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In most first-person shooters, you move with the keyboard and look and shoot with the mouse.

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In this, the mouse actually moves you around,

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so playing with mouse and keyboard is a total shitshow.

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It's easier to just use keyboard only.

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The game itself, is... so far, pretty decent!

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It's Doom, with cereal!

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Find the red, blue and yellow keys to open doors, and find the exit!

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There's a buncha different guns — or "Zorchers",

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and there's even secret rooms to find in each level!

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I also like the little Chex Man at the bottom of the screen, like the Doomguy.

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He makes little faces when he gets items,

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and when he's close to death, he gets more covered in slime.

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I gotta say, for a game that's about a Chex guy Zorching boogers,

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it's actually... a pretty good game!

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They didn't just rip off Doom, they actually gave it some real attention to detail!

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For health, you collect glasses of water, bowls of fruit, and veggies,

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and the almighty "Supercharge Breakfast"!

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It's corny, but it fits the aesthetic of the game.

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Well...

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It's not tedious...

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It's not annoying...

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It's not ass, and the mascot hasn't come in and changed all my games!

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So, I think this is a pretty... good... game?

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Yeah, I-I-I hate to say that I-I don't hate this!

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It's good?!

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[Nerd slightly chuckles]

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What am I gonna do with that?!

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Each level's pretty straightforward, but it still offers a decent level of challenge.

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The secrets are pretty well-hidden, there's a bunch of good stuff like health and armor power-ups;

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there's even a super secret Easter Egg in the second level:

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If ya get on this elevator and jump to these boxes, at the exact moment,

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you can find a secret door that leads to a room with pictures of the creators, and the LAZ Device.

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It's basically... the BFG from Doom.

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And like in Doom, there's a ton of different weapons.

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And each one is the non-violent equivalent.

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Your default weapons are the Zorcher, which is pretty much the Handgun,

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and the Spoon — which is pretty much the Punch.

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Y'know, never in my life did I think I'd ever play a game where you're spooning booger aliens.

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The other guns are the Rapid Zorcher — which is like the Minigun,

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Phasing Zorcher — which is like the Plasma Rifle,

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the Zorch Propulsor's like the Rocket Launcher,

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and my personal favorite — the most ridiculous weapon, MAYBE in video game history,

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the Super Bootspork!

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It's an electric spork that tears through everything!

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It's basically the Chainsaw.

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But, c'mon. It's a spork!

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Where else can you play a game... where you SPORK enemies to death?!

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Spork 'em!

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Yeah!

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Yeah! Suck spork, ya boogery bitch!

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Yeah, I'm enjoying this game a little bit too much...

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But don't worry.

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I'll find somethin' that sucks!

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One annoying thing is you lose all your weapons when you die.

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I know this was also in Doom, but it really sucks in this game.

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I made it all the way to the final level and died.

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And when I came back, I only had my regular Zorcher and Spoon!

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Don'tcha hate it when you only have your Zorcher and Spoon?!

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The final level is damn near impossible with these weapons;

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there's tons of armored enemies, and if you weren't actively saving, like me,

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you might as well just reset the whole game!

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Now, I know; that's mostly on me, but things are a bit unfair.

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Right here, I'm on this tiny ledge, and I'm gettin' hit by enemies that are way below me.

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I can't even aim to shoot them!

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But they can just target get me from completely off the screen.

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Also, in some places, the game gets really dark.

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I was trying to find my way out of this area, and just kept running in circles,

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before I realized I had been passing the door the entire time.

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It was just way too dark to see.

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And in level four, there's this maze.

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FUCK this maze.

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It's very easy to get lost, the way out is extremely hidden,

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which I guess is what they wanted, but God damn, I was in this maze for what felt like forever.

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Also, if you try to pull up the map, the whole area is blank.

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Yeah, they knew. They wanted to fuck with people.

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The maze is the most sadistic thing in this game.

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And you KNOW there were kids flippin' their shits back in '96!

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It was called the Shit Flippers of '96.

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Y'ever hear about it? Yeah.

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The last thing; The keyboard controls feel kinda sluggish. Turning and shooting is a pain.

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There are a couple of ways you can go about playing this game, so here's the second way:

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For this method, you have to download a Doom source port.

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There's tons out there, but the one I find to be the easiest is GZDoom.

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Using GZDoom allows you to play the game in the best possible way.

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You can bump all the settings to Max,

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and go from the original DOS graphics to playing in 4K Ultra-HD!

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This also gives you proper mouse control, making me Zorch incarnate!

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Motherfuck...

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Using the GZDoom source port's definitely the way to go.

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Yeah, only 30 minutes later, I'm back at the end of the game!

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The final boss is the wall of slime.

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There's tons o' enemies, but you just Zorch 'em all and save the trapped cereal people!

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And that's Chex Quest!

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So how come that didn't totally suck?!

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It was pretty good! And considering the fact that it wasn't made by a major game studio.

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It was just a small group of people, tasked with the impossible:

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To make a game — a free game — based on a cereal!

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Bravo.

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The company, Digital Café, only had a budget of 500,000 and a group of eight people.

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One of them, a programmer named Scott Holman, was only 17 years old at the time.

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He'd actually work on the game after school!

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But the real crazy thing is that even to this day,

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this game has a die-hard cult following!

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Who would have thought?! A game based on cereal?!

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I mean it's basically just Doom with a new coat of paint,

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all the characters and weapons behave the same as they would in Doom,

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but the graphics are colorful and memorable!

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Even though it's really just a reskin, it still feels like its own thing, if that makes sense.

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Regardless, this game moved six million units and quadrupled the sales of Chex cereal!

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Considering most people just buy Chex to make party mix and those Muddy Buddy desserts,

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that's a lot of extra profit!

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There's even two Chex Quest sequels!

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Chex Quest 2 was a free game available on chexquest.com when the first one came out,

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and Chex Quest 3 was made in 2008!

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The demand for a sequel was there, even in the days of Xbox 360 and PS3!

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Each game adds new levels, and even new enemies and bosses.

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And they're all pretty fun, while I might say the first is still the best.

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The second one takes place in Chextropolis!

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The evil Flemoids have somehow gotten back to the home planet of Chex Man, and now he has to stop them,

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It's kinda like Doom 2: Hell on Earth.

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I love this part where you go in a movie theater, and all the Flemoids are watching some weird cartoon loop.

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There's even posters of cereal-related movie parodies!

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Seems the game developers enjoyed working on this, and adding their own flavor!

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To a game... about a cereal... with no flavor.

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The game doesn't beat you over the head with constant advertisement.

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It's a game first, and a commercial second.

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There are ads here and there, but take Pepsiman for example,

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where there were entire levels comprised of Pepsi logos!

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Then look at Chex Quest:

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Sure, there's some billboards, but that's about it!

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The main collectibles aren't just boxes of Chex,

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and the objective is to save your people from evil aliens!

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It's like, y'know... a game!

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The third game has you fighting against the Flemoids, again, as they prepare an end-all invasion.

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The levels are also MUCH bigger in this one.

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Like I said, it was released ten years after the first game.

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The game starts you at Chex Central Command,

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and has you take a ship back to Earth, or General Mills planet, or whatever,

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and eventually taking the fight to the Flemoid mothership.

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It was made in response to the demand for a new sequel.

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The fact that people were still goin' nuts about a free cereal-based first-person shooter,

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ten years after its release, really speaks to its merit.

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These people took an idea that should've flopped, and made it into a total win!

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Yes, I'm sorry I didn't have more negative to say,

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I was really tryin' here, um...

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I know I haven't filled my curse quota for this episode, so...

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...fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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There we go! I've single-handedly saved the planet and returned the Flemoids back to their home dimension!

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All is well in Cereal dimension, I am the supreme Chex Quest champion!

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So, overall... pretty good.

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And if you're not convinced, if a family-friendly first-person shooter isn't really your thing,

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if you need some carnage and mayhem,

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if you don't wanna send the Flemoids back to their dimension,

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you wanna send 'em to fuckin' Hell—!

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Well... I got the game for you.

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Motherfuckin' BRUTAL Chex Quest!!!

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That's right! With GZDoom, you get access to a bunch of awesome mods,

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one of them being the Brutal Doom mod, which also works on Chex Quest.

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Play through the entirety of all three Chex Quest games, but get rid of those pussy Zorchers!

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Lay waste to the Flemoids!

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Make sure they can never come back to Cereal dimension,

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because they're fuckin' DEEEEEAAD!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—ck!

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This basically takes all the family-friendliness out of the game,

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and makes Chex Man the fuckin' Chex Hitman!

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Chex "The Hitman" Hart!

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So after you get your fill of the original Chex Quest,

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pop in Brutal Chex Quest, and murder the shit outta some Flemoids!

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I don't know what a Flemoid is, but I fuckin' killed their ass!

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And when you play a game as brutal as Brutal Chex Quest,

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what you need is a brutal cereal to go with it!

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BRUTAL CHEX!!

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It's Chex, on steroids!

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ILLEGAL steroids!!

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Made from broken glass!

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Rusty fuckin' nails!

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And whole grain rice.

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This cereal will start your day, if it doesn't end your life!

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Fortified with calcium from the bones of fallen angel wings!

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The only cereal eaten by both God and Satan!

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It's a straight kick to your Muddy Buddies!

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And Brutal Chex turns your milk red, from your own blood,

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pouring outta your FUCKING SCREAMING MOUTH!!!

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