Kompilasi Stand Up Sadana: Saya Terbiasa Makan Buku Paket - SUCI 6
Summary
TLDRThe speaker humorously shares anecdotes about their mother, a primary school teacher, and the challenges of education in Indonesia. They discuss the high dropout rate, with four students leaving school every minute, and the irony of this in a country where even young children are tech-savvy. The speaker also touches on the importance of not discriminating and the need for e-learning, highlighting the contrast between urban and rural educational access. The script includes jokes about a village's lack of technology, a child's struggle to find the letter 'A' on a keyboard, and the speaker's personal experiences with internet cafes and the local community's open-mindedness.
Takeaways
- ๐ The speaker's mother is a primary school teacher, which has influenced the speaker's early exposure to books and education.
- ๐ซ The speaker humorously describes the small size of the school where their mother teaches, with only a few students per class.
- ๐ค The speaker highlights a statistic from UNESCO, stating that four students drop out of school in Indonesia every minute.
- ๐ There's a comical anecdote about the speaker's mother's teaching methods, which involve writing 'nengok' (stare) as a way to keep students engaged.
- ๐ The speaker discusses the irony of education in Indonesia, where despite the push for technology in schools, not all areas have equal access to it.
- ๐ฒ The speaker shares an experience where children in their village are more familiar with technology than expected, even using flash disks in a humorously outdated way.
- ๐ A story is told about a child who went to an internet cafรฉ to search for the letter 'A' on a keyboard, highlighting the digital divide and the need for proper tech education.
- ๐๏ธ The speaker talks about their village's openness and lack of racial discrimination, emphasizing a sense of community and acceptance.
- ๐ The speaker humorously discusses the idea of creating controversy to gain fame, referencing various Indonesian celebrities and their tactics to stay in the public eye.
- ๐ค The speaker reflects on the changing appearance of a celebrity over time, speculating on the reasons behind these changes and the public's perception of them.
Q & A
What is the speaker's mother's profession?
-The speaker's mother is a primary school teacher.
What is the average number of students per class in the school where the speaker's mother teaches?
-The average number of students per class is eight.
What surprising fact about education in Indonesia does the speaker mention?
-The speaker mentions that in one minute, four students in Indonesia drop out of school.
What does the speaker imply about the use of technology in rural areas of Indonesia?
-The speaker implies that not all rural areas in Indonesia have access to technology, but some children in rural areas are exposed to it, such as those who visit internet cafes.
What incident involving a child and a keyboard does the speaker recount?
-The speaker recounts an incident where a child at an internet cafe was crying because the 'A' key was missing from the keyboard.
What is the speaker's perspective on the diversity and openness of people in their village?
-The speaker believes that people in their village are open-minded and do not discriminate based on race.
What does the speaker say about the village's attitude towards e-learning?
-The speaker suggests that the village might not be ready for e-learning as it is already struggling with basic technology.
What is the speaker's opinion on the importance of not discriminating based on race?
-The speaker emphasizes the importance of not discriminating based on race and mentions that people in their village treat each other equally, regardless of their background.
What is the speaker's view on the use of controversy as a means to gain attention?
-The speaker seems to disapprove of using controversy, such as scandals or sensationalism, to gain attention, as they mention it in a sarcastic tone.
What does the speaker find amusing about the changes in Ernest Prakasa's appearance over time?
-The speaker finds it amusing how Ernest Prakasa's hairstyle changed from childhood to adulthood, and they make a joke about it resembling different celebrities.
Outlines
๐ Life of a Teacher's Child in a Village School
The speaker humorously introduces their life growing up as the child of a primary school teacher in a small village. They describe their early exposure to books and the small class sizes their mother taught, often with only a few students. The speaker also touches on the challenges faced by their mother, such as having to participate in various school activities and the high dropout rate among students. They mention an article from UNESCO stating that four students drop out of school every minute in Indonesia, a statistic that is played off humorously but also carries a serious undertone. The speaker also discusses the rapid technological advancement in their village, with even young children being tech-savvy, and shares a comical anecdote about a child mistaking a flash drive for a different item.
๐ Cultural Insights and Humorous Take on Local Life
The speaker continues with a light-hearted narrative about their village, emphasizing the open-mindedness and lack of racial discrimination among the villagers. They share a personal experience of searching for someone named Ernest in an internet cafรฉ, leading to a humorous misunderstanding due to the name's similarity to 'Lex', a common term of address. The speaker then humorously speculates on how to create controversy similar to celebrities, suggesting outlandish scenarios like pretending to be kidnapped or undergoing plastic surgery to resemble one's spouse. They also discuss the changing appearance of a local figure, Ernest, over time, noting his evolving hairstyle and the community's reactions to it.
๐ค Reflective Musings on Personal and Community Identity
In this paragraph, the speaker reflects on the identity of a local figure, possibly a community leader or a respected individual, and compares different aspects of his life and personality. They humorously contrast the figure's public image with his private life, suggesting a complex and multifaceted character. The speaker also playfully engages with the idea of the figure's influence and legacy, using metaphorical language to describe his impact on the community. The paragraph concludes with a light-hearted, almost whimsical tone, leaving the audience with a sense of the figure's enduring charm and the community's affection for him.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กTeacher
๐กElementary School
๐กDropout Rate
๐กTechnology in Education
๐กInternet
๐กRural Areas
๐กFlash Disk
๐กControversy
๐กPlastic Surgery
๐กCultural Sensitivity
๐กIndonesian Education System
Highlights
The speaker's mother is a primary school teacher, which has influenced their upbringing and familiarity with educational materials.
The speaker humorously describes their mother's teaching environment, with an average of eight students per class.
A statistic is mentioned: four students drop out of school in Indonesia every minute.
The speaker's mother is currently teaching, and the speaker humorously describes the situation.
The speaker jokes about the unrealistic expectation of students learning mathematics quickly.
The speaker satirically comments on the issue of students dropping out of school and the audience's laughter.
The speaker discusses the removal of ICT and computer education, suggesting it's not needed because even young children can use the internet.
The speaker shares an anecdote about children in their village using technology, highlighting the contrast between urban and rural tech access.
A humorous story is told about a child who goes to a store to buy a 'flash disk' but ends up with a different item.
The speaker reflects on the lack of discrimination and open-mindedness in their village.
The speaker humorously discusses the idea of e-learning and how it's clear and efficient for business.
The speaker shares a personal experience of searching for information about a person named Ernest in an internet cafรฉ.
The speaker humorously talks about the first president of Comedy Indonesia and the public's perception of them.
The speaker discusses the strategies of celebrities to create controversy and stay relevant, such as plastic surgery or scandals.
The speaker humorously speculates about a politician's failed motorcycle stunt and its impact on their career.
The speaker comments on the changing hairstyles of a celebrity, suggesting it might be to resemble their spouse.
The speaker humorously concludes with a reflection on the celebrity's current fashionable hairstyle.
Transcripts
Halo selamat malam lagi itu akalin
banyak pasti banyak yang belum tahu
bahwa ibu saya adalah seorang guru ibu
saya adalah seorang guru SD makanya dari
kecil sudah terbiasa makan buku paket ya
Hai cemilannya Mengisi waktu luang
hehehe Ibu saya adalah seorang guru SD
di salah satu SD Negeri di dekat Dusun
saya enggak jauh-jauh amat cuman di SD
Ibu saya ini rata-rata siswa per
kelasnya itu delapan anak 1 kelas 8 anak
ini mau tanding bola Zaini guru tukang
kebun sama babak kantin harus ikutan
biar genep 11 ya
Hai penyampai song-nya Saya pernah baca
artikel ini artikelnya nih
Hai UNESCO pernah mencuri Fei bahwa bisa
dikatakan dalam 1 menit empat siswa
Indonesia putus sekolah
hai satu menit empat siswa Indonesia
putus sekolah di SD busa ini ke-8 anak
nih
hai hai
Hai 2 menit habis
Hai Ibu saya lagi ngajar ya kan
[Tertawa]
Hai matematika ya Bu saya nulis nengok
tinggal empat
Hai nulis nengok tinggal dua nulis
langsung nengok ini gua udah mau pergi
aja gini eh mau kemana ya balik balik
balik balik balik duduk Tinggal dua
duduk
Hai wabbit silang
Hai Satu menit ada empat siswa putus
sekolah saya ini standard lima menit loh
Oh berarti ada 20 siswa yang putus
sekolah dan kalian semua tertawa-tawa di
sini bagus Masalahnya kalau teman-teman
semoga ketawa sayang putus karirnya ini
nah gitu bagus terima kasih
Hai cuman saya juga pernah lihat satu
artikel nih artikelnya
Hai pendidikan TIK teknologi informasi
dan komputer dihapuskan salah satu
alasannya adalah anak TK dan SD saja
sudah bisa internetan
nggak bisa dipukul rata kayak gini ya
kan enggak bisa nggak semua anak Tui Di
Indonesia enggak enggak semuanya melek
teknologi gitu kalau Dusun Saya mah gak
ada masalah soalnya Dusun saya ini Udah
melek banget dengan yang namanya
teknologi anak-anak kecil di Dusun saya
itu kalau ke warung itu jajannya Enggak
diketik yang murah-murah gitu
Hai anak kecil di Dusun kalau ke warung
itu jadinya apa flash disk work datang
ke warung let
[Tepuk tangan]
Aku meh beli pakenya dateng mau beli apa
Dek flash tool
Hai ternyata flash disk yaitu dijual
renteng aneh diplastikin bening itu
Danger yang emasnya tuh pakai lilin nih
Hai ada yang rentengan ada yang toplesan
GTA baru mau diambilin lele yang merah
Lex Woi mil ini anak Kalau bisa yang
mereknya Winston nya jangan yang
kalpanak
Hai saya dialisme anaknya nggak bisa
dipukul rata tapi tetep and karena
Enggak semua dusun semaju dusun saya
Saya pernah ketemu anak Dusun yang lebih
pelosok dari dusun saya meskipun saya
udah pelosok cepatnya ketemu nih anak
tuh di warnet di warnet nyari huruf A di
keyboard setengah jam nyarak tiba-tiba
datang nangis huhuhu huhuhu huhuhu
huhuhu maafin Mbak maafin Adek kenapa
high huruf a nya ilang hehehehe
Hai dicari dulu yang teliti enggak ada
banyak cuma tersenyum Ya jelasnya ketemu
keyboardnya kebalik deh Terima kasih
saja nah gitu
[Tepuk tangan]
Hai selamat malam nggak nemu bahasa
Cinanya ya
Hai orang-orang di Dusun saya itu enggak
membeda-bedakan ras terbuka Jadi kalau
misalnya mas Ernest ini main ke dusun
saya buka toko gak bakal dipanggil Koh
dipanggilnya tetap Lex ya
e-learning clear Nose clear bisnis ya
Lex sembab gitu Le
Ayo kita itu enggak membeda-bedakan
Rasya cuman ini roasting Master nah Sini
Hai saya jadi begadang di warnet ini
soalnya saya nggak begitu kenal saya
cari tahu di warnet udah semaleman di
warnet nih saya ngetik Ernest prakas
bertanya mana Insyaallah udah setengah
jam udah hampir nangis lupa ini ketemu
ketemu ketemu Prakasa langsung ketemu
informasi-informasi mengenai Mas Ernest
cuman semuanya bagus-bagus dikacangin
tour pertama sepeda Comedy di Indonesia
Presiden pertama standard Comedy
Indonesia coba foto-fotoan berat
masyarakat sebagai presiden pertama
kerennya ya Meskipun sampai sekarang
saya nggak ngerti prestasinya apa
Sepanjang presiden cuman saya beneran
nggak nemu aibnya apa nih beneran nih
Hai Mbak bikin kontroversi kaya
artis-artis lain gitu lemas
hai hai
Hai bikin sensasi gitu loh nyanyi
dangdut ke atau bikin video skandal ya
akan bikin video skandal Kayak misalnya
pura-pura diculik gitu misalnya gitu
hai hahaha atau mungkin bikin skandal
misalnya tuh ini begini kontroversi
operasi plastik mungkin masalah operasi
plastik wajahnya dibikin mirip istrinya
sendiri Uh jadi nanti di rumah kembarang
ya anaknya manggilnya Mama semua Ratih
atau kalau nggak Carilah Mas yang
kontroversi yang disenangi sama Mas
Ernest gitu kalau enggak ada ide nih
sayap ada referensi Dimas dulu tuh ada
artis tuh ada tuh ada arti tuh bikin
kontroversinya dengan cara nginjek foto
pelet politikus Smash Ada Cinta
Hai ada nginjak motor politikus
gara-gara itu gagal Jadi MC Suci Kalau
nggak salah tuh Terus akhirnya digantiin
sama Bang Uus ya kayaknya ya Ada tuh
duluan
Hai cuman kayaknya digantiin juga karena
bagusnya lebih murah aja
[Tepuk tangan]
Hai ini saya berenang nggak nemu airnya
apa gitu loh saya cuma Googling ini cuma
ketemu foto-fotonya dari kecil sampe
gede yang saya perhatikan rambutnya
berubah-ubah ini waktu kecilnya
Hai woah nah pakai anting pakai gincu
ini meresmikan enggak transgender kan ya
Enggak kan cowok tulen kan ini Waduh
Hai rambutnya nih bener kayak makan
bubur sama ini
Oh begitu dewasa rambutnya jadi gondrong
dibagian belakang senyum sama samping
sampingnya tapi aneh nih kalau tadi
soundtracknya Meteor Garden bener
soalnya nih lebih mirip vanness Wu ya
ini
Hai Exo ya tuh power sushi San itu
artinya apa ya Mas ya Enggak tahu juga
wakaw ini parah memang
Hai kalau sekarang sudah berubah
rambutnya jadi lebih kekinian Woi klimis
Hai cuman keren juga karena istirnya
kebelakang Mas Cobain deh istirnya
kedepan saya pernah lihat nih misalnya
kedepan jadi gini nih pak
[Tepuk tangan]
Hai jadi kayak ada sapu hidupnya gitu
disini
Hai kurang bagus Mas lebih bagus dibelah
Tengah yang ini ya saya lebih meyakini
nah lebih kayak Charlie Mas Cintaku
tulus berdoa mode telah tewas indosadang
huhuhu huhuhu
Hi Ho
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