Please Don't Destroy - Roast - SNL

Saturday Night Live
27 Jan 202403:04

Summary

TLDRIn a dynamic exchange filled with sharp wit and banter, Dakota is approached with a humorous and somewhat bizarre proposal to play someone's boyfriend, sparking a series of playful yet cutting exchanges. The dialogue quickly escalates into a roast battle, where personal achievements, career choices, and even hairstyles become fodder for jest. Amidst the playful insults, there's an underlying tone of mutual respect and admiration, culminating in a 'nepo truce' that suggests a recognition of each other's talents despite the competitive jabs. This spirited interaction showcases a blend of humor, self-awareness, and the complexities of industry relationships, leaving an impression of camaraderie born out of rivalry.

Takeaways

  • 😂 The script opens with a comedic misunderstanding involving a dog and Adderall.
  • 🤝 It quickly transitions into a social interaction where fans express admiration for a celebrity, highlighting the excitement and awkwardness of fan-celebrity encounters.
  • 🎭 The conversation takes a playful turn with jokes about acting roles and personal appearances, showcasing a dry sense of humor.
  • 🚫 A proposal for a collaborative idea is humorously rejected, demonstrating the celebrity's discerning taste in projects.
  • 🤔 The exchange includes a series of back-and-forth insults, reflecting a competitive yet humorous banter among entertainers.
  • 👥 There's a mention of a "lonelier island," a playful twist on a well-known comedy group, indicating the script's penchant for parody.
  • 🎬 References to specific celebrities and projects poke fun at Hollywood's nepotism and the entertainment industry's dynamics.
  • ✌️ A 'nepo truce' is humorously proposed to end the exchange of barbs, showing a moment of solidarity amidst the competition.
  • 💔 The banter escalates with increasingly personal and sharp jabs, illustrating the script's exploration of the fine line between humor and discomfort.
  • 👏 The script concludes on a reconciliatory note, with the characters expressing genuine admiration for each other's work, highlighting the importance of respect and admiration in the entertainment industry.

Q & A

  • What concern is initially expressed in the script?

    -The concern initially expressed is about a dog possibly being addicted to Adderall.

  • What humorous misunderstanding is implied when Dakota is mentioned?

    -The humorous misunderstanding implied is Dakota's unexpected and dry sense of humor, contrasting with the enthusiastic greeting.

  • How does Dakota react to the proposal of playing her boyfriend in a setup?

    -Dakota reacts sarcastically, indicating that she finds the idea amusing and unlikely.

  • What does Dakota mean by 'Make-A-Wish thing' and 'character have brain damage'?

    -Dakota uses these phrases to mock the absurdity of the suggestion, implying it's so outlandish it could only be a charity wish or involve a character with brain damage.

  • What reference does Dakota make to 'The Lonelier Island'?

    -Dakota refers to 'The Lonelier Island' as a humorous misstatement, likely alluding to 'The Lonely Island', to tease the other party's desire for collaboration.

  • What is the 'nepo truce' mentioned in the dialogue?

    -The 'nepo truce' mentioned suggests a ceasefire agreement on mocking each other's nepotism in the industry, implying both parties benefit from family or connections.

  • What underlying theme is explored through the exchange of insults?

    -The underlying theme is the competitive and often superficial nature of the entertainment industry, highlighting insecurities and the struggle for recognition.

  • How does the script portray the characters' relationship by the end?

    -By the end, the script portrays the characters' relationship as reconciled and mutually respectful, despite the earlier exchange of insults.

  • What is the significance of the '40% on Rotten Tomatoes' comment?

    -The '40% on Rotten Tomatoes' comment signifies criticism of a movie's quality, using its low rating on the review aggregation website as a point of mockery.

  • What does the final apology and mutual fan admiration reveal about the characters?

    -The final apology and expression of admiration reveal a deeper respect and fondness between the characters, suggesting their insults were more about jest than malice.

Outlines

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😆 Mocking Banter in Hollywood

The script captures a playful yet biting exchange between Dakota and a group of fans who are also industry insiders. Initially, there's confusion over Dakota's humor, followed by a proposed comedic skit involving a boyfriend role that Dakota mocks. The conversation quickly escalates into a series of sharp, back-and-forth insults touching on professional jealousy, nepotism, and personal digs referencing pop culture, failed projects, and Hollywood's nepotism. Despite the harshness, the exchange ends on a lighter note with mutual apologies and a reaffirmation of admiration, showcasing the complex dynamics of celebrity interactions and the thin line between humor and insult in the entertainment industry.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Addiction

Addiction refers to a compulsive need for and use of a habit-forming substance or behavior. In the script, the term is humorously misapplied when mentioning a dog's 'addiction' to Adderall, an ADHD medication. This reflects the script's use of exaggerated or absurd situations for comedic effect, not a serious depiction of addiction.

💡Humor

Humor in this context is the quality of being amusing, especially as expressed through language. The script is filled with sarcastic and dry humor, evident in the exchanges between characters. For example, the comment about someone looking like the 'last three guys a lesbian sleeps with before coming out' uses humor to create a lighthearted, albeit edgy, atmosphere.

💡Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. The script is replete with sarcastic remarks, such as when a character sarcastically asks if their role is 'like a Make-A-Wish thing'. This type of humor is used to create a witty and entertaining dialogue.

💡Celebrity

The term 'celebrity' refers to a famous person, especially in entertainment or sports. The script includes references to various celebrities and public figures like Justin Timberlake and Sydney Sweeney, indicating the script's focus on popular culture and the entertainment industry.

💡Insult

An insult is a disrespectful or scornfully abusive remark or action. The script features characters exchanging insults, such as commenting on each other's appearances and career successes or failures. These exchanges are used to create humor and tension within the dialogue.

💡Irony

Irony involves stating something in a way that implies the opposite, often for humorous or emphatic effect. In the script, irony is evident in statements like praising a movie that 'no one saw', which actually implies the movie was not popular or successful.

💡Pop Culture References

Pop culture references are mentions of phenomena widely recognized and understood within mainstream culture. The script includes references to 'Hamilton' and 'Taylor Swift', indicating its reliance on contemporary cultural touchstones to engage the audience and create relatable humor.

💡Roasting

Roasting refers to humorously mocking or making fun of someone. The script contains elements of a comedic roast, where characters humorously insult each other, such as mocking one's involvement in a low-rated movie or their physical appearance.

💡Self-deprecation

Self-deprecation is the act of belittling or undervaluing oneself. It's a form of humor seen in the script when characters make fun of their own situations, careers, or traits. This is often used to add a level of humility or relatability to the characters.

💡Celebrity Culture

Celebrity culture refers to the widespread fascination with celebrities and their lives. The script's focus on celebrities, their roles, and their status in pop culture, as well as the interactions and dynamics among them, reflects this phenomenon and uses it as a basis for humor and social commentary.

Highlights

The assistant Claude is created by Anthropic and has access to the date.

The human thinks their dog is addicted to Adderall.

The Lonelier Island members insult the human's accomplishments.

The human insults the Lonelier Island members' lack of fame and success.

The Lonelier Island members threaten to make the human say racial slurs.

The human apologizes for the insults and says they are a fan of the group.

The Lonelier Island members say they are also fans of the human.

The human expresses hatred toward the Lonelier Island members.

The conversation reveals hostility and insults between the parties.

Neither side backs down from insulting the other.

The Lonelier Island members make a racist threat against the human.

The human attempts to de-escalate after going too far.

The Lonelier Island members pretend to be fans despite the insults.

The human reveals their true negative feelings at the end.

No resolution or understanding is reached between the parties.

Transcripts

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>>> I THINK MY DOG IS ADDICTED

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TO ADDERALL.

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>> HELLO.

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>> DAKOTA!

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WHAT'S UP?

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>> HOW ARE YOU?

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>> WE ARE SUCH BIG FANS.

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>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

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I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR VIDEOS.

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>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

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>> YES.

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THEY'RE REALLY -- NOT FOR ME.

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>> WHAT?

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>> NOT HOW I EXPECTED YOU TO

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COME IN HERE.

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MUST BE THAT DRY SENSE OF HUMOR.

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WE HAD AN IDEA FOR YOU.

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>> YEAH.

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BASICALLY, ONE OF US WOULD PLAY

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YOUR BOYFRIEND AND --

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>> SORRY.

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THAT'S THE FIRST FUNNY THING

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YOU'VE EVER SAID.

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>> THAT WASN'T A JOKE.

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>> SO IS IT LIKE A MAKE-A-WISH

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THING?

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DOES MY CHARACTER HAVE BRAIN

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DAMAGE?

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>> DID WE DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND

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YOU?

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>> NO.

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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET THE

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LONELIER ISLAND.

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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LET'S DO IT THEN.

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>> IT'S ON NOW.

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>> YEAH, IT'S LIKE THAT.

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>> WELL, HEY, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

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TO MEET THE STAR OF "MADAME

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WEB."

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CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO SYDNEY

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SWEENEY?

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>> WHAT'S HER SUPERPOWER?

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WHISPERING IN MONOTONE?

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>> HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN THE

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LEAST VIRAL TAYLOR SWIFT VIDEO

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SHE'S HAD?

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>> DO YOU STILL HAVE TO

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AUDITION, OR DO THEY GIVE YOU

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THE PART AS SOON AS AUBREY PLAZA

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SAYS NO.

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>> I CAN TELL BY LOOKING AT YOU

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YOU GUYS LOVED HAMILTON.

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>> NO, WE DO NOT.

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>> HEY, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE STILL

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DOING BANGS.

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VERY OBAMA FIRST TERM.

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>> THAT'S ALMOST AS FUNNY AS THE

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MOVIE YOU MADE THAT NO ONE SAW.

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>> MORE PEOPLE SAW IT THAN

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"DADDIO."

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>> IS "DADDIO" WHO YOU CALLED TO

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GET YOUR JOB.

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>> YOU WANT TO DO THE PARENT

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THING?

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>> NOT REALLY.

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NEPO TRUCE?

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>> NEPO TRUCE.

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>> A FOOT IN THE DOOR AND SO

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MUCH MORE.

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>> I HATE WITH YOU GUYS DO THAT.

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>> I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE

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INSULTING EACH OTHER.

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I'M GENERALLY A BIG FAN OF

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YOURS.

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I LOVED BIGGER SPLASH.

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IS THAT WHAT YOU HOPED IT WOULD

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MAKE IN THE BOX OFFICE?

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>> LET'S GO!

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>> WHAT'S IT LIKE LOOKING LIKE

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THE LAST THREE GUYS A LESBIAN

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SLEEPS WITH BEFORE COMING OUT?

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>> NICE.

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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO A LOT

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BETTER THAN --

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>> THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF THE

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ONLY LINE PEOPLE WILL CARE ABOUT

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THIS SHOW.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JUSTIN

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TIMBERLAKE.

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>> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

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I WAS JUST LOOKING AT YOUR

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MOVIE'S 40% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES.

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>> I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE CUE

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CARDS SO YOU SAY THE N WORD

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DURING YOUR MONOLOGUE.

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I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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>> I'M SORRY TOO.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID ANY OF

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THAT.

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I WAS JUST TRYING TO RIB YOU

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GUYS.

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>> THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.

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>> THANK GOD.

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WE'RE HUGE, HUGE FANS.

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>> WE LOVE YOU.

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>> SERIOUSLY, I THINK YOU GUYS

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ARE AWESOME.

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I'VE ALWAYS LOVED WORKAHOLICS.

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>> I HATE YOU!