CELEBS READ MEAN TWEETS!
Summary
TLDRThis comedic video script depicts two hosts reading and reacting to mean, offensive tweets about various celebrities. They crack jokes about the insensitive tweets, which target celebrities' appearances and make racial jokes. The hosts give humorous rebuttals and discuss how best to respond to such harsh tweets. They note that adding swear words doesn't make the insults funnier. The hosts agree to find more provocative tweets to feature in future videos, deciding football Twitter would be a good source of material.
Takeaways
- ๐ They read mean, offensive, racist tweets about themselves
- ๐ฎ Some tweets about celebrities are also offensive
- ๐ Matthew BR peaked early in his acting career
- ๐ Kevin is compared unflatteringly to Ryan Reynolds
- ๐ An insulting tweet calls Dan Levy annoying and gay
- ๐ค A tweet ponders why George Lopez is trending - asks if it's because he showed his wife's breasts
- ๐ก John Stewart is incorrectly accused of being from China
- ๐ Larry David's character on Curb Your Enthusiasm is portrayed as unlikable
- ๐ซ Tom Hanks is called a sweaty, smelly dwarf in Top Gun
- ๐คฃ A tweet imagines plants growing in Chris Rock's anus to avoid hearing about Kim Kardashian
Q & A
Who are the two people commenting on the tweets?
-The two people are unnamed hosts of a show where they read mean tweets about celebrities.
What tweet do they say is a very 'Twitter tweet'?
-The tweet 'why is [celebrity] trending is her titties out' is described as a very Twitter tweet.
What does one host suggest as the best way to respond to an insulting tweet?
-He suggests either swearing at them, giving them a look, or not trying to make a joke rebuttal, as it is often not funny.
Who do they say looks like an 'Inspector Gadget'?
-Matthew Broderick is said to look like Inspector Gadget.
What celebrity is said to look like a toilet seat?
-Ted Danson is said to have a face that looks like a toilet seat.
What upcoming movie with Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal do they discuss?
-They discuss an upcoming Road House remake co-starring Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal.
What food item is Zendaya's feet compared to smelling like?
-Her feet are compared to smelling like Funyuns.
What genre of music are the Green Day members said to make music for?
-They make music for 'straight white couples to dance to in their kitchens'.
What football team's Twitter is suggested they check for meaner tweets?
-They suggest checking a football team's Twitter for meaner tweets.
Who do they say they should do a similar mean tweets video about in the future?
-They suggest doing a mean tweets video about the Sidemen in the future.
Outlines
๐ Reacting to Mean Tweets About Celebrities
The paragraph showcases a humorous yet critical examination of mean tweets directed at various celebrities, emphasizing the often harsh and judgmental nature of social media commentary. It starts by setting a contrast with previously read mean tweets, hinting at a lighter tone despite the mean content. Celebrities mentioned include Chris Rock, Matthew Broderick, and others, with tweets ranging from mocking their career peaks to personal attacks on their appearance and actions. The responses to these tweets are mixed, with some celebrities choosing to ignore the insults, others making light of them, and a few confronting them head-on. The segment captures the essence of how celebrities are subjected to public scrutiny and the different ways they handle negative feedback, all while maintaining a comedic undertone.
๐ Celebrity Responses to Outrageous Tweets
This paragraph delves deeper into the interaction between celebrities and their online critics by presenting a series of outlandish tweets followed by the celebrities' reactions. Highlights include Shaq's humorous comparison, John Cena's witty comeback to being called talentless, and various celebrities being criticized for their looks, actions, or perceived lack of talent in a manner that's exaggerated for comedic effect. The segment reflects on the absurdity of some online criticisms and the resilience or humor celebrities often display in response. It also touches on the broader theme of internet culture, where anonymity can lead to harsh and sometimes nonsensical critiques, showcasing the celebrities' human side as they navigate the complexities of public perception in the digital age.
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Keywords
๐กtweets
๐กcomedian
๐กinsult
๐กtoilet
๐กbanter
๐กrebuttal
๐กoffensive
๐กlaugh
๐กcelebrity
๐กcreative
Highlights
They read mean, offensive, racist tweets about themselves and celebrities
The best comeback is to just swear at them or give them a look
Matthew BR peaked at age 17 when he was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Kevin is what Ryan Reynolds would look like if he did heroin
Dan Levy is annoying, gay, but not completely insufferable
Kieran looks like Jewel after plastic surgery and getting hit by a bus
Ted Danson has a toilet seat face
Tom Holland is Spider-Man and he's British
Chance the Rapper is a worthless, spineless sellout
John Cena is a talentless ball sack
Regina King will catch these hands
Lizzo rides the bus and eats Happy Meals
Cardi B is loud even when muted
Jake Gyllenhaal smells like hot dog water
Zendaya's feet might smell like Funyuns
Transcripts
ladies and gentlemen we have read some
very mean offensive racist tweets we
have we we have indeed about the sideen
yes and today we're looking at some
tweets about celebrities I don't think
these are going to be as mean as the
ones about us no I think Jimmy Kimmel
maybe does I don't think the racist ones
get through the net on that one no so uh
well we'll see we'll see yeah you never
know you never know would hate having a
combo with Chris Rock here is one loud
ass black individual well
yeah okay Matthew BR can eat a he peaked
at
17 who's Matthew brri can you explain to
me where he from he is an actor he was
in I don't know what film but he plays a
dad okay he's in a very big film he's
not the one that where he peaked at 17
do you reckon probably well known for
Ferris bu's day off Godzilla okay
Inspector Gadget he looks like an
Inspector Gadget to be fair I don't know
if that's that's what he was in it but
yeah I can see it he was insect okay
yeah Fair now they picked a good role
for he looks like exactly he looks like
a NE Kevin is what Ryan Reynolds would
look like if he did a ton of
heroin I that one idra Elber is ugly
there I said it you so me you know Dan
Levy's Parts cuz I'm annoying and gay
but not completely insufferable and I'm
also hotter than him nothing says gay
rights like this tweet you know what
ruins it is when they try and like
rebuttle him yeah a lot of the time it's
just not funny yeah you got to just firm
the insult or like crack up at it just
give a look and you know they've already
had it like you know they've had a
chance to read it already they've
definitely seen it be like right that's
what I'm I'm say that back to him I
guess he have to do it on this kind of
show but like the best ones are always
you either just swear at them you just
go [ย __ย ] you or just a look that's it
yeah say you try and make a joke out of
it it's most of the time it's not funny
Kiron dunce looks like if juwel got
cosmetic surgery but then got hit by a
bus the day they removed the
bandages thank you yeah that's fine yeah
also Jason mimo is a
creep no one should feel anything in
their ovaries for him uh
you I hope that fat Georgey is selling
loads of tequila right
now I
am why is trending is her titties
out no that's such a Twitter tweet by
the way that is 100% something you see
on Twitter all the other ones I think
like kind of manufactured ones this is
this is 100% a real tweet is that
titties out where's the
G John Stewart sucks
China's China doesn't have a you're
thinking of
Florida why
does like the face of that guy who came
out of the book that Harry found in the
restricted at the library at hogart
that's the best that's the best you need
to stop looking at my knees like
the show is up here from here to
here the worst part about Kier
enthusiasm is they portray Larry
as no one wants Larry
David oh yeah okay you know what can
agree more I hate Ted dansen he's got a
face I'd like to take
a
a you know what he kind of does how how
how
as soon as you paused it I thought he's
going to say yeah but like I it's just
kind of big flat so you want to take a a
poo on that face not really but his head
looks like the toilet seat like the hair
you see you see you see the hair looks
like the to the lid that you'd flip down
I don't know you know what it doesn't
does it's the most toilet looking face
we've seen so far I'll challenge you to
find a more toilet looking okay no I
agree with that statement I don't know
really I don't know I don't know Allison
jany looks like a substitute teacher
everyone
hates
that's 100% yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
this dude Richard Jenkins need to bring
his
ass where do I need to bring it some of
them aren't even insults yeah Danny
McBride looks like what I expected Chunk
from The Goonies to grow up to look
like Tom Hanks is so sweaty and Top Gun
get a shower you smelly little
dwarf that I take personally he sat
there and gone I'm going reply this yeah
I yeah I just I just but what can you
reply to I don't know I I don't know but
has he not said in front surely he would
have run that by one person and got I'm
going to say I take that personally the
thing is probably it's probably a video
with a lot of like a lot of different
Tweets in it so you might just be like
you got say something after each one but
don't know well Tom Holland is an
absolute ranker and he's also Spider-Man
is he British Tom Holland yes is he you
didn't know that I never clocked it
until I heard his British accent there
yeah he went to Brit School what's Brit
school performing arts and song writers
and everything like that yeah does he
speak with an American accident in his
is Spider-Man Spider-Man he plays an
American like high school oh okay I
never you didn't know his English I
don't think so no no it's never crossed
my mind that he's English no no Dakota
Johnson has some serious NOS happening
dickn cool oh that this is just wrong
Shaq's penis is Kevin Hart H off that
John Cena you talentless ball sack I
take offense to this only because a ball
sack holds a ton of talent it has half
of the DNA to create human life yes see
[ย __ย ] stop waffling what are you
waffling about what what you know it's
not it's not good joke why are you
waffling you've deaded the joke now
you've deaded the joke Regina King is
too muscular she liable to pull a
out
damn
is going to catch these the Boomer phone
hold yes the Boomer phone hold I love it
catch these hands shark jumping ass
[ย __ย ] you Fonzi really
you Billy Isis dresses like she got her
clothes stolen at the gym so they gave
her what they had in the
Lost Midland official looks like they
have a white van with free candy written
on the side yeah I feel that a black van
yeah I can see that at Chance the Rapper
more like chance the worthless spineless
soulless purposeless virtess sellout
nice Doritos commercially you piece of
how crazy are you on a scale of one to
Perry
feral I'm 100% yeah he looks crazy don't
I don't know yeah he yeah you don't want
to get on the wrong side of him in the
middle of the night it'll be a long day
for you why does Trey cool from Green
Day look like the emo version of Ted
Cruz well Mike looks like
Putin any maybe B yeah you know just
makes music for straight white couples
to dance to in their kitchens but only
if their kitchens have granite
countertops and Subway tole backsplashes
and a teapot they bought in an art
museum gift shop anyways I still like it
even though I'm gay and
poor Cooper looked 65 in 1972 how is he
still
alive lizo bus passes and Happy Meals
two things that I imagine lizo has seen
a lot
of yeah I'm a big [ย __ย ] and I ride a bus
a tour bus
mother tell
them music for people who taste the gas
before they fill up their truck I just
watched a muted performance of cardi B
and that [ย __ย ] just she definitely going
to rebutt loud without any sound on like
no thank you how look
loud how look that's fair fair I'm L I
don't even think I'm like La why is she
not saying the word la la la you Chris
Rock you were on grown-ups
too well if you lost all your money in
divorce you'd be on Grown-Ups 2
too that's a fair enough poison ivy
plants in my anus before hearing another
word about Kim Kardashian go ahead and
do that
please I like that one
got oh that's what you know what I would
read something like that and i' been a
[ย __ย ]
you it'll get me in the heart Jake
jillen Hall's smells like hot dog water
are you excited to see the new Jake
jillen Hall and uh Conor McGregor movie
yeah wait no wait what is it have you
not have you seen the trailer for it
he's fighting right yeah they did the
press conference at one of the last oh
yeah yeah yeah but no the actual film
it's like it's like a have you ever seen
roadh house it's like an old film I
haven't but I know about it yeah they
remade it but it's got like [ย __ย ] like
Conor McGregor's the bad guy I got a tip
for you don't let anyone get this cross
and [ย __ย ] headbutts him was
Qui right I bet Zena's feet smell like
funions let's check shall we what's a
funion it's a no smells like success to
me oh yeah good one well done well done
Flash the [ย __ย ] lubaton as well well
done well done it you know what some of
them are right the thing about you
they're just a bit tame we need to find
them I think that they like low key
think if they put in a swear word or two
it sounds way worse than it is they need
to get on football Twitter I'm telling
you Jimmy Kimmel needs to get I don't
know tricky tle or something to to come
up to come up with with some some
insults that's what they should do in
future oh if you want to see one of we
should maybe do one of these on more
side man 100% 100% can I find the tweets
sure okay sweet all all right thanks
watching
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