Gavin Newsom Said WHAT at the DNC?? - Ep. 2

Summary

In this satirical video, Brent Pella critiques the political landscape, focusing on the DNC and the nomination of Kamala Harris. Highlighting the irony of the event's security measures and the media's biased reporting, Pella humorously addresses the establishment's manipulation of public opinion. With a nod to the Burning Man festival and a call for algorithm engagement, the script is a blend of comedy and commentary on current affairs.

Takeaways

• 🎙️ The video features Brent Pella, who hosts a satirical show discussing American politics and current events.
• 🗣️ Brent addresses criticism and negativity from viewers, encouraging a positive outlook and dismissing detractors.
• 🎉 The Democratic National Convention (DNC) is a focal point, with a humorous take on the nomination of Kamala Harris for president.
• 🎤 Lil John is mentioned as the 'official convention hype non-gender conforming human person,' adding a comedic twist to the event.
• 📊 Brent mocks the DNC's decision to switch to Kamala Harris without a primary vote, suggesting it's a move by the establishment.
• 🗳️ The script humorously implies that elections are won on 'vibes' rather than actual votes, poking fun at the political process.
• 😹 A fictional speech by California governor Gavin Nome is presented, with Nome supporting Kamala Harris despite not being the nominee.
• 🏭 Brent criticizes the hypocrisy of the DNC, mentioning the construction of walls and ID checks around the event for safety.
• 📰 The script satirizes mainstream media, particularly CBS, for their inconsistent reporting on similar policy ideas from Trump and Kamala.
• 🧴 A fictional product, 'mainstream conditioner,' is introduced as a metaphor for media conditioning of the public's thoughts.
• 🏆 'Savior of the Week' is a segment that acknowledges a viewer for their patriotic efforts, adding a layer of audience engagement.

Q & A

Who is the host of the show mentioned in the script?

The host of the show is Brent Pella.

What is the show's theme or focus according to the script?

The show appears to be a satirical commentary on American politics, particularly focusing on the Democratic National Convention (DNC) and political figures.

What is the host's response to a negative comment about the show?

The host, Brent Pella, responds to the negative comment by expressing hope that the negativity experienced by the commenter will dissipate and that they find love and joy.

What nickname does the host use to refer to Chicago during the DNC?

The host refers to Chicago as the 'Chi-Ca-Gaza Strip' during the DNC.

Who is mentioned as the official convention hype person in the script?

Lil John is mentioned as the official convention hype person.

What is the host's opinion on Kamala Harris being nominated for president?

The host sarcastically suggests that Kamala Harris is nominated despite not being popular two months prior, indicating a perceived manipulation by the establishment.

What does the host imply about the DNC's approach to the nomination process?

The host implies that the DNC is imposing the will of the establishment as the falsely perceived will of the people, bypassing the primary vote.

What is the host's view on the importance of 'vibes' in an election?

The host humorously suggests that if an election could be won on vibes alone, the Democrats would win in a landslide, but acknowledges that an election cannot be won on vibes.

What incident is mentioned involving California governor Gavin Nome at the DNC?

The script mentions an incident where Gavin Nome was reportedly kicked out of a restaurant called Portillos for demanding their deep dish be cooked in hair gel instead of olive oil.

What is the host's stance on the use of walls and ID checks around the DNC event?

The host sarcastically praises the use of walls and ID checks for safety, calling it a common-sense move, while also highlighting the hypocrisy of such measures.

What is the host's commentary on the media's coverage of Kamala Harris's tax policy?

The host criticizes the media, specifically CBS, for their contrasting coverage of a tax policy proposed by Trump and later by Kamala Harris, suggesting a bias in reporting.

What product is humorously advertised in the script?

A product called 'mainstream conditioner' is humorously advertised in the script as a conditioner for modern human persons who want to take their conditioning to the next level.

Who is named as the 'savior of the week' in the script?

The 'savior of the week' is Krypto 17 OG, who is recognized for exercising their First Amendment right and keeping the host humble.

What event is the host attending next week as mentioned in the script?

The host is attending Burning Man, an elite gathering of influential members of society.

What is the host's final statement about the political system in the script?

The host's final statement is a sarcastic remark about the political system, suggesting that blocking Bobby Kennedy from the debate stage and pretending Joe Biden stepped down for noble reasons are part of the corrupt political system.

Outlines

00:00

😀 Introduction and Commentary on Political Events

The paragraph introduces Brent Pella, the host of the show, who humorously addresses negative feedback from viewers and sets the tone for the episode. It discusses the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago, the nomination of Kamala Harris, and the energetic role of Lil John. Pella satirically criticizes the Democratic party's decision-making process, suggesting that they are imposing their will on the people rather than reflecting popular opinion. The paragraph also includes a fictional account of California Governor Gavin Newsom's speech at the DNC, where he humorously expresses his lack of disappointment at not being the nominee and his support for Kamala Harris.

05:02

😅 Critique of Media Bias and Political Hypocrisy

This paragraph continues with Brent Pella's commentary, this time focusing on the hypocrisy in politics and media. Pella discusses the construction of walls around the DNC for security, which he sarcastically calls both racist and a common-sense move. He criticizes mainstream media, particularly CBS, for their biased reporting on the same policy issue when proposed by Trump versus Kamala Harris. The paragraph also introduces a satirical advertisement for 'Mainstream Conditioner,' a metaphor for how media manipulates public opinion. Pella ends by naming a viewer, Krypto 17 OG, as the 'savior of the week' for their comment, and he announces his attendance at Burning Man, hinting at the event's countercultural significance.

Keywords

💡DNC

The DNC, or Democratic National Convention, is a pivotal event in the U.S. political landscape where the Democratic Party nominates its candidates for the upcoming presidential and vice-presidential elections. In the script, the DNC is portrayed as an event filled with controversy and media manipulation, with the nomination of Kamala Harris being a central focus.

💡Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris is a U.S. politician who, at the time of the script, was being nominated by the Democratic Party for the position of Vice President alongside Joe Biden. The script satirically discusses her nomination, suggesting a lack of genuine support and highlighting the influence of the political establishment.

💡Vibes

In the context of the script, 'Vibes' refers to the intangible, emotional atmosphere or feeling associated with a person, place, or event. The host humorously suggests that if elections were based on 'Vibes' alone, the Democrats would win by a large margin, indicating the perceived charisma or appeal of their candidates.

💡Gavin Newsom

Gavin Newsom is the Governor of California, and in the script, he is depicted as having a somewhat comedic and desperate presence at the DNC, emphasizing his desire to be the nominee and his disappointment at not being selected. His character is used to poke fun at the political establishment.

💡Establishment Politics

Establishment Politics refers to the traditional, mainstream approach to governance and policy-making, often associated with the existing power structures within political parties. The script criticizes this by suggesting that the Democratic Party's nomination process is influenced more by the establishment's desires than by the actual will of the people.

💡Lil John

Lil John is an American record producer and DJ known for his energetic presence in the music industry. In the script, he is humorously referred to as the 'official convention hype non-gender conforming human person,' indicating his role in energizing the DNC event.

💡Burning Man

Burning Man is an annual festival celebrated in the Nevada desert, known for its radical self-expression and temporary community. The script mentions the host's attendance at Burning Man, using it as a satirical point to highlight the perceived disconnect between the elite and the rest of society.

💡Corporate Capitalism

Corporate Capitalism is an economic system where corporations have significant control over the market and political systems. The script uses the term to criticize the influence of large corporations on politics and society, suggesting that such influence needs to be dismantled.

💡First Amendment

The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution protects the freedom of speech, religion, and the press, among other rights. In the script, the host acknowledges a viewer's exercise of this right through their comments, which is part of the satirical commentary on the state of free speech in the media landscape.

💡Mainstream Media

Mainstream Media refers to the dominant news outlets and information sources within a society. The script criticizes these outlets for their perceived bias and lack of objectivity, using the example of CBS's different reporting on similar policy proposals by Trump and Kamala Harris.

💡Conditioning

In the script, 'Conditioning' is used metaphorically to describe how people are influenced or 'trained' by media and societal norms. The host satirically introduces 'Mainstream Conditioner' as a product that represents this concept, suggesting that people are being conditioned to accept certain ideas without question.

Highlights

Special appearance by California governor Gavin Newsom and a recap of DNC events in Chicago.

Introduction by Brent Pella, who humorously addresses viewer feedback and sets the tone for the show.

Commentary on the DNC's decision to nominate Kamala Harris for president, skipping the primary process.

Lil John's energetic role as the official convention hype person and the nomination announcement.

Satirical take on the Democratic party's handling of the nomination and the redirection of funds.

Joke about an election won on 'Vibes' and a hypothetical presidency of Marianne Williamson.

Gavin Newsom's speech at the DNC and his reported antics in Chicago, including an incident at Portillos.

Newsom's support for Kamala Harris and his dismissive attitude towards the primary vote process.

Political satire on the Democratic party's priorities and the public's desires for jobs and food.

Critique of media bias and contrasting reporting on Trump's and Kamala's similar policy proposals.

Introduction of a satirical product, 'Mainstream Conditioner', as a metaphor for media influence.

Recognition of a viewer, Krypto 17 OG, for their comment and its impact on the video's algorithm.

Announcement of Brent Pella's attendance at Burning Man and a call to action against corporate capitalism.

Closing remarks with a tongue-in-cheek reference to 'gaslighting' and political corruption.

Invitation to Brent Pella's live standup comedy tour and a tease for the release of the 'Epstein Client List'.

Transcripts

we've got a special appearance from

California governor Gavin Nome and a

recap of the DNC Madness in Chicago that

you won't want to miss my name is Brent

Pella and you're about to be

saved check it out I'm an

eagle America

woo die commies

hello and welcome to episode two of the

show where a guy who got a 3.1 GPA in

college tries to tell you what's best

for America now last week we premiered

this show on JP's YouTube channel to a

mostly positive reaction however I do

understand that some people were left

confused and unfulfilled so I'd like to

take this moment to address some of your

concerns JP this guy sucks can we not do

this

sorry crypto 17 OG we're doing this and

I hope whatever negativity you're

experiencing in life that is being

projected through you into the keyboard

where you write comments on the internet

quickly dissipates so you may attract an

abundance of love and joy for the rest

of your finite time here on Earth little

easily the worst video I have

watched on this channel oh but but you

haven't even finished this one yet let

me try to top it for you the DNC

concludes today and the great City of

Chicago or as it's been known this past

week the chicag Gaza Strip Lil John

brought the energy during the roll call

of States as the official convention

hype man sorry I mean uh as the official

convention hype non-gender conforming

human person let's take a look Georgia

how do you cast your

[Applause]

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votes

yeah ladies and gentlemen we are here

tonight to officially nominate K Harris

for president man I love Lil John hell

yeah we going to skip a primary and

pretend we're still being Democratic

yeah we're going to put someone in

office who's already in office so that

she can change things once she finally

gets into office

yeah we're going to make KLA the nominee

even though no one really liked her two

months ago but the tens of millions of

dollars already donated to Biden need to

be rerouted to her campaign in in order

to continue imposing the will of the

establishment as the falsely perceived

will of the people

yeah now I'm not going to lie if this

election was based on Vibes the

Democrats would win in a landslide but

unfortunately an election can't be won

on Vibes if that were the case then

president Maryann Williamson would be

delivering Her Sacred State of the Union

this year from inside of a yurt while

all citizens charge their governmen

issued amethyst crystals in the

Moonlight as we release that that which

does not serve us AKA student

loans and so it

is not released yet you still have to

pay those and in case you didn't catch

it California governor Gavin Nome gave a

speech at the DNC earlier this week Nome

has been reportedly running around the

streets of Chicago desperately telling

people how much he doesn't care that

he's not the nominee this year and

apparently was kicked out of Portillos

when he demanded they cook his deep dish

in hair gel instead of olive oil let's

take a look at some highlights from the

gav man's remarks uh hello everyone it's

California's Dum Gavin Nome I'm here

today to proudly say that I support

sorry I uh I

support it's not your turn yet I I come

on come on you can do it 2028 it's going

to be your year I support I do uh kamla

Harris forid president of the United

States H for those wondering I'm not

upset that the Democratic party uh

immediately switched to Kamala instead

of having a primary vote which I would

have won uh look this is the Democratic

party we don't need people's votes to

determine what the will of the people is

H besides I still have plenty of work to

not do in California I know some of you

out there might have been hesitant when

Biden stepped down but it's like Hillary

said when she was tying a ball gag in my

mouth last night don't be selfish we

need to support kamla this year now

squeal like a little piggy for

mommy look take it from someone who is

so deeply entwined in uh establishment

politics that he can't see further than

the horizon line of his own I

understand the concerns of the American

citizen Americans want jobs they want

food and and they want uh jobs Americans

want their taxes to be sent to other

countries they want more veterans on the

streets Americans want new opportunities

for war look you're sick of the old Wars

you want some new ones and that's what

kamla Harris is here to deliver H and

kamla is doing great in the polls that

weak control take a look at

this now that's a that's a Nome pole

baby o I feel greasier just watching

that now to keep the border around the

DNC safe walls were built around the

entire event they also required valid

forms of ID to get in which is not only

racist and xenophobic but is also

extremely safe and seems like a common

sense move made for people's safety

ridiculous but hypocrisy seems to be a

way of life not only for folks at the

DNC but also for Mega Media companies

who these days are doing their gosh darn

best to not be good at journalism here's

an example last week we finally got a

few policy ideas from Camp Kamala

including the very original idea to

remove taxes from tips something she

came up with on her own only 3 weeks

after Trump had said the same thing it

makes sense if you don't think about it

now let's take a look at how CBS

reported on this issue just weeks apart

according to CBS Trump's plan to remove

tax from tips is going to cost the

government 250 billion but comma same

plan shows that she is fighting for the

people and look I know a lot of y'all

watching this right now don't get your

news from CBS you get your news from

much more reliable journalists but for

the couple of stragglers out there who

still watch these Legacy Media outlets

and think they're getting the full story

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you finally it's time to name our savior

of the week a recognition that is

bestowed upon only the most patriotic

American for their efforts to unite this

country through means of love and

respect this week's savior is Krypto 17

OG for exercising your First Amendment

right and for keeping me humble we

appreciate you we salute you and we

encourage you to keep commenting on

these videos it really helps the

algorithm now we're going to be off air

next week as I attend an elite Gathering

of the most influential members of

society as we work together in an effort

to dismantle the tenants of corporate

capitalism that have Shackled this

country for far too

long I'm going to Burning Man yes I'm

one of those thanks for watching y'all

have a beautiful week I hope you're

accomplishing all of your dreams my name

is Brent Pella we appreciate you and

you're welcome for my service we get to

Gaslight people and thinking Joe Biden

is okay and then pretend like he stepped

down for Noble reasons yeah we going to

block Bobby Kennedy from the debate

stage because he's a threat to the

corrupt political system yeah we going

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