We Must Kill Mario
Summary
TLDRIn this whimsical script, Karen, a former corporate assassin turned stay-at-home mom, is reluctantly drawn back into her old life to stop a notorious international terrorist known for causing chaos and spreading poison. With the help of SMG4, she embarks on a mission to capture the suspect, who turns out to be a cardboard cutout of Mario. The script is filled with humor, absurdity, and a touch of family drama, highlighting the contrast between Karen's past and her current life as a protective mother.
Takeaways
- 🎬 The script appears to be from a comedic video involving characters like Mario, Karen, and SMG4.
- 👩🍳 Karen, a mother of three, is initially reluctant to accept a hit job but agrees to stop a dangerous individual to protect her children.
- 💣 The target is an international terrorist who has escaped from prison and is linked to a rise in poisoning incidents across the country.
- 👨🦱 The terrorist is described as an adult man with a bushy mustache and red overalls, reminiscent of Mario's appearance.
- 🕵️♀️ Karen and SMG4 plan to capture the target alive, with Karen using her skills for a purpose she deems worthy: protecting her loved ones.
- 🍝 There's a humorous subplot involving spaghetti, which is a recurring theme and a source of conflict in the script.
- 🎭 Mario is portrayed as a clown and is involved with a group of 'weirdos', adding to the comedic element of the video.
- 🤔 Karen questions her past decisions, including her involvement in assassinations, and reflects on using her skills for a noble cause.
- 🧙♂️ A character is referred to as a 'wizard', indicating a fantastical or exaggerated element in the video's humor.
- 🤖 A cardboard cutout of Mario plays a significant role, creating confusion and adding to the comedic misunderstandings.
- 🚔 The script ends with the capture of the cardboard Mario, suggesting a resolution to the conflict, though it's unclear if the real target is apprehended.
Q & A
What is the main character's initial reluctance to take on the job?
-The main character initially refuses to take on the job because they are done with that life and now have kids.
What convinces the main character to accept the job?
-The main character is convinced to accept the job after being told that if the man isn't stopped, thousands of lives, including children, could be lost.
Who is the target of the mission?
-The target is an international terrorist who escaped from prison and is suspected of being involved in poisonings across the country.
What is the main character's plan after learning about the target's identity?
-The main character initially plans to kill the target with no witnesses, but later decides to capture him alive after being persuaded by someone.
What is the relationship between Karen and SMG4?
-Karen and SMG4 appear to be colleagues or partners, as they are working together on the mission to capture the target.
What is the significance of the cardboard cutout of Mario?
-The cardboard cutout of Mario is a decoy used by the real Mario to escape from prison and avoid being captured.
What is the role of the 'poison spaghetti' in the script?
-The 'poison spaghetti' is a part of the terrorist's plan to cause harm, and it is also used as a plot device to create tension in the script.
Why does the main character have a change of heart about their past actions?
-The main character reflects on their past and realizes that their current actions are for the protection of the ones they love, rather than just getting by.
What is the significance of the phrase 'clown is in town'?
-The phrase 'clown is in town' is likely a playful or ironic reference to the character Mario, who is known for his clown-like appearance and behavior.
What is the final outcome of the mission?
-The mission concludes with the capture of the target, who is revealed to be a cardboard cutout, and the real Mario is eventually apprehended as well.
How does the script use humor and absurdity to engage the audience?
-The script uses humor and absurdity through the characters' interactions, the inclusion of a cardboard cutout as a decoy, and the playful dialogue to keep the audience engaged.
Outlines
😀 Mom's Reluctant Return to Action
The video opens with a chaotic scene where the protagonist, a mother, is unexpectedly drawn back into her former life as an assassin. Despite her initial refusal, the gravity of the situation involving an international terrorist, who is linked to a nationwide poison crisis, convinces her to take on the mission. The target is described as a man with a bushy mustache and red overalls, reminiscent of the character Mario. The protagonist's children are left at home with instructions to heat up dinner, while she embarks on a mission that promises to be quick and lethal.
😅 The Unexpected Alliance with Mario
In a twist, the protagonist, Karen, finds herself in an unlikely alliance with Mario, who is revealed to be the target of her mission. Despite his clownish demeanor, Mario is implicated in serious crimes. Karen's past is hinted at, suggesting a history of creating memes and carrying out assassinations. The narrative takes a comedic turn as Karen and Mario engage in a playful banter, with Mario seemingly oblivious to his impending doom. The summary ends with a humorous misunderstanding involving poison-spiked spaghetti, which Mario mistakes for a regular meal.
😡 The Betrayal and the Cardboard Conundrum
The third paragraph delves into a dramatic betrayal, where Mario, who was thought to be an ally, turns out to be the mastermind behind the poison plot. The protagonist's children are caught in the crossfire, with their food being poisoned. In a surprising turn of events, a cardboard cutout of Mario is revealed to be the actual perpetrator, leading to a comedic chase and capture. The video concludes with a return to jail for the cardboard Mario, and the real Mario is left bewildered by the turn of events, ending the video on a humorous note.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Spaghetti
💡Mario
💡Assassination
💡Terrorist
💡Poison
💡Clown
💡Memes
💡Killer
💡Cardboard Cutout
💡Wizard
💡Cult
Highlights
Introduction of the main character, a mom of three, who is unexpectedly tasked with an assassination mission.
The target is revealed to be an international terrorist known for causing chaos and destruction.
A mysterious rise in poisoning cases across the country is linked to the target.
The protagonist initially refuses the mission but agrees after learning of the potential threat to children.
A humorous interaction with a character named Woody, who seems to be aware of the assassination plot.
The protagonist's partner, smg4, is introduced and agrees to help capture the target alive.
A comedic moment where the protagonist's children are left with instructions for dinner.
A conversation about the protagonist's past in assassination, now focused on protecting loved ones.
A surprising twist where Mario, a seemingly innocent character, is revealed to be involved with the poisonings.
A confrontation between the protagonist and Mario, who is accused of being part of a 'stupid club'.
A humorous misunderstanding involving a cardboard cutout mistaken for the real Mario.
The protagonist's realization that the 'poison' is actually spaghetti sauce, leading to a comedic moment.
A dramatic chase scene where the protagonist and smg4 attempt to capture Mario.
A moment of self-reflection by the protagonist on the use of her skills for protection rather than harm.
A climactic scene where Mario, revealed to be a cardboard cutout, is outsmarted by the protagonist.
The resolution of the mission with Mario being sent back to jail, and the protagonist reflecting on the mission's outcome.
Transcripts
that's so
nice pet G I'm going
to
[Music]
M hey kiddos I'm making some spaghetti
feta he's a dumb ass dumb ass y
[Music]
I'm gee I wonder who that could
[Music]
be hey happy birthday Zach clown is in
[Applause]
town want to see something
funny imaginary Tech me
[Music]
fish
[Music]
fish hello this is Karen speaking hello
Karen
you how the corporation has another job
for
you not interested I'm done with that
life life I've got kids now you're the
right person for the job it's personal
what what do you
mean we've received our Quest the target
is an international terrorist who
escaped from prison apparently he might
know him adult man pushy mustache red
shirt overalls ring a bell Mario yay huh
this man's been behind numerous
spawnings heists and the destruction of
entire towns and recently there's been a
suspicious rise of poison all across the
country our leads traced it back to this
guy I didn't ask for details I told you
I'm done get someone else to do it you
don't understand if this man isn't
stopped thousands of lives could be lost
even children
all right I'll take the job good make it
quick and simple kill this man no
Witnesses I expect good things from you
consider it
[Music]
done look I'm Woody howdy howdy
howdy howdy howdy
[Music]
howdy excuse me you three I need to have
a chat with my good H
smg4 you are listening listening to what
a funny meme yeah I tend to do that okay
okay okay I heard I heard about how
you're going to kill
me I'm not going to let you kill
him it is
Al what what your kids think
fine I'll capture him alive first but
you're helping me catch that
[Music]
idiot initiating facial skin meow
[Music]
meow tell me everything you know about
that idiot let's see he likes spaghetti
he can make his mouth into a triangle oh
he goes stop goofing around tell me what
I want to know yes
[Music]
ma'am all right kiddos mom's going to
run out for a little bit with smg4 Foods
on the counter just heat it up and eat
it dinner time okay
you sure about this K I mean this is
Mario we're talking about he's stupid
but stupid enough to get involved in CME
shut
it oh my
God I'm a
wizard see just normal Mario Antics he's
not doing anything wrong
[Music]
[Music]
uh hey be careful with that this poison
spaghetti needs to get out fast BS is
going to be on Us Poison cultist the
hell's Mario doing hanging with weirdos
like
[Music]
that so anyway while we're just chilling
I'm wondering why is a mom of three
accepting assassination hits quiet this
is just a oneoff i don't do these gigs
anymore hey you don't have to be ashamed
everyone has a cringey past I had a
deviant KN with some really bad art when
I was young the go back them was just to
get by but now is to protect the ones I
love the most that's the only thing my
skills are used for now Ah that's a so
nice you know I think making memes and
assassinations go hand in hand we're
just trying to make some
killer hey who's
there help
[Music]
a
[Applause]
ah spaghetti spaghetti Mario hello I'mma
really enjoy playing with
you Karen White don't kill him you're
finished of all the stupid things you've
done pulling multiple illegal stunts
with your cult has to be your dumbest
yet oh
oh oh you so good you got Mario
confused here we
[Music]
go how many times do I have to tell
you we're not a stupid
Club o
yummy you idiot
that wasn't sauce that was poison
[Music]
cat
cat K Kat don't e
the
body wait what's with the cardboard
cutout see what if you buy something
with my credit card again no that's
Marty he tried to steal smg3 diary last
[Music]
year you're telling me a cardboard
cutout did all that
yeah prison the target is an
international terrorist who's escaped
from prison prison
prison adult man bushy mustache red
shirt overalls
good to see you again Mario
smg4
talk my shut up
Mario this is your
[Music]
fault here's today's menu M spaghetti
[Music]
[Applause]
ha spaghetti spaghetti spet spaghetti
the one person I trusted no left me
behind for
spaghetti now I've escaped and it is
time for everyone to suffer like I have
at the hands of the one thing you love
the
most get her get her
yeah what are you doing what's going on
here uh um yeah
poor
children your food is getting
cold no can't
St if I can't fight then I can only do
the one thing I'm good at being a clown
no Obama you're doing it wrong you got
to do it like
[Music]
this thanks
[Music]
smg4 oh my
p i want to go
[Music]
well played it's back to jail for you
cboard first of all that is racist
secondly I don't think
SOA he'll be
[Music]
back well at least we didn't die by a
piece of cardboard thank you
guys I owe you one
your wa no
oh
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