[YTP] We are squirting with PRECISION and ELEGANCE out here
Summary
TLDRThis video script is a humorous take on a product tutorial, featuring an automatic PEZ dispenser. The narrator humorously guides viewers through the setup process, which includes unpacking, positioning, and connecting the dispenser with exaggerated and absurd steps. The script is filled with comedic sound effects, nonsensical instructions, and a playful disregard for the actual functionality of the product, ending with a satirical acknowledgment of the video's lack of impressiveness.
Takeaways
- 🎉 The script is a humorous introduction to a new automatic PEZ dispenser.
- 🔊 It features exaggerated sound effects and a satirical tone throughout the video.
- 😳 The script contains adult themes and innuendos, including references to condoms and bodily functions.
- 🎶 There are several music references and background tracks playing during the script.
- 🤖 The 'Quickstart Guy' and other items are part of the PEZ dispenser's packaging.
- 🚫 The script repeatedly emphasizes not to use certain items or methods, like power strips, in a comedic way.
- 😬 It describes a convoluted and exaggerated process for setting up the dispenser, including physically interacting with it.
- 🍑 The script uses a 'plug' metaphor in a crude and humorous way to describe assembling the dispenser.
- 💥 The video includes a dramatic and absurd step of 'pumping into' the dispenser, implying a messy or forceful action.
- 👎 The presenter expresses dissatisfaction with the dispenser at the end, suggesting it's not impressive or effective.
Q & A
What is the main product being introduced in the video script?
-The main product introduced in the video script is a new automatic PEZ dispenser.
What is the tone of the video script?
-The tone of the video script is humorous and satirical, with a lot of nonsensical and exaggerated elements.
What is the 'Quickstart Guy' mentioned in the script?
-The 'Quickstart Guy' is likely a reference to an instruction manual or a quick guide included with the PEZ dispenser for easy setup.
Why is there a mention of condoms in the script?
-The mention of condoms is part of the script's humor and is not directly related to the PEZ dispenser. It's used to create an absurd and comical scenario.
What is the significance of the music 'Yello - Oh Yeah' in the script?
-The music 'Yello - Oh Yeah' is used in the script to add a playful and recognizable tune to the video, enhancing the comedic effect.
What is the issue with the power supply mentioned in the script?
-The power supply comes with a 6-inch cord, which is too short to easily plug the unit in, creating a humorous inconvenience.
Why does the script mention 'installation and setup disk' in a humorous context?
-The script humorously suggests putting the 'installation and setup disk' in an inappropriate place, which is a joke about the complexity or absurdity of some product installations.
What is the purpose of the 'Pumpin' To It' music mentioned in the script?
-The 'Pumpin' To It' music is used as background music to accompany the instructions for using the PEZ dispenser, adding a comedic and rhythmic element to the process.
What is the significance of the 'Hey, Soul Sister' reference in the script?
-The reference to 'Hey, Soul Sister' by Train is used to evoke a sense of nostalgia and to humorously indicate that the viewer might feel old, as the song was released in 2009.
How does the script describe the final step of using the PEZ dispenser?
-The final step described in the script is to put a cup under the nozzle and press the dispenser to release the PEZ, with a humorous emphasis on the simplicity and absurdity of the action.
Outlines
😂 Introducing the New Automatic PEZ Dispenser
The paragraph humorously introduces the automatic PEZ dispenser, filled with random and chaotic elements like loud noises, humorous asides, and nonsensical phrases. It includes a comical disclaimer about the font, a mix of sound effects, and exaggerated actions such as unnecessarily loud unpacking noises and absurd comments about the product's components. The instructions are delivered in a jumbled, entertaining manner, interspersed with pop culture references and exaggerated reactions.
🍅 Squirting Ketchup Everywhere!
The paragraph describes the Keystone Atomatic dispenser in a humorous and chaotic way, emphasizing its function to dispense ketchup. It highlights the steps to connect the pump and pouch, with exaggeratedly slow and comedic instructions. The narrator makes fun of their mistakes and incorporates silly comments and sound effects. The paragraph ends with a sarcastic note on the dispenser's lack of impressiveness and a humorous supercut of the word 'dispenser.'
Mindmap
Keywords
💡PEZ Dispenser
💡Quickstart Guide
💡Unpacking
💡Power Supply
💡Installation and Setup
💡Counter Strike
💡Power Connection
💡Dispensary
💡Nozzle
💡Pump
💡Ketchup
Highlights
Introduction of a new automatic PEZ dispenser with a humorous and unconventional presentation style.
Unpacking the dispenser with exaggerated noises and a quirky description of the contents.
Mischievous humor with a disclaimer about not watching the video, despite the video's existence.
Innovative use of music and sound effects to enhance the comedic tone of the video.
A satirical take on product assembly with absurd instructions and exaggerated actions.
Comedic use of inappropriate language and concepts in the context of a PEZ dispenser setup.
Mocking the impracticality of a product's power supply with a 6-inch cord.
A playful jab at the complexity of software installation with a reference to Counter Strike 2.
A physical comedy moment involving a power connection that requires a self-injury joke.
A bizarre and humorous assembly process involving a 'shart connector'.
A nonsensical and exaggerated method of inserting the nozzle, adding to the absurdity.
A funny reminder about the importance of hygiene in the context of using the dispenser.
A pop culture reference to Train's 'Hey, Soul Sister' to evoke a sense of nostalgia.
A chaotic and fast-paced assembly sequence with a comedic twist on standard instructions.
A humorously exaggerated demonstration of the dispenser's functionality with a ketchup squirt.
A closing statement that humorously undermines the entire video's content and purpose.
Transcripts
*crickets*
HEY!!
I'd like to iiiiiiiiintroduuuuuuce you to the neEeEeEw
whew
automatic PEZ dispenser
a-a-a-a-a-a-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
We'll being by preparing the
beginning of this video.
Just believe me, don't watch the video! (the disclaimer got rendered in the wrong font, but who cares)
😂
(music pitch-shifted to nothing in particular)
(stone goes "plop")
(peen goes "wiggle")
E̷̢̺̫̘̘̱͆̄̏͑͐̚̚̚E̴͓͎̩̞̝̐͆̏̆̃͊͂̿̇̂͋̃̄̊̽̆̽̄Ȩ̶̢̧̰͉̖͖͚̳͎͇̥͉̗͙͕͍́̈́̽̊͗̓̒̈́̇̌̀̒́̍̌͠E̷̡͇̰̞̯̠͕̤͕̓̀͆̎͑͜?
First we'll remove the contents from the box
(unnecessarily loud unpacking noises)
Which include a Quickstart Guy 👍
A pack of condoms have been packaged seperately...
😳
And... you'll wanna move the box over
You'll wanna position the dispenser
close to the box
Heavy: "PUT DISPENSER HERE"
(more unnecessarily loud crinkling of packing materials)
MMMMM... 😏 🎵 Yello - Oh Yeah 🎵
You'll wanna have two boxes
and make sure you don't take a sh!t
inside the boxes
"Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend!"
The power supply comes with-
(hitting the cord repeatedly)
comes with a 6 inch cord
so you can't easily plug your unit in
🚫🚫🚫
You might need to put the
installation and setup disk 🤓
in my behind
("installation and setup" noises)
This is installation of Counter Strike 2
Boring 🥱
Now we'll make the power connection
to your thumbs
⚡⚡⚡
You'll have to snap
your thumb in half
*crunch*
😬
Ouch...
power source
power cord
power sos
power coroc
Don't make it easier
DON'T MAKE IT EASIER
Plug it into the
i-i-i-i-i-i-i
So it will only work
when it doesn't work
which is lolzgz
which is lolzgz which is lolzgz
which is lolzgz which is lolzgz which is lolzgz
You can use a power strip-
"Power strips are used in many ways"
"Usually... in confusing ways"
"Don't use power strips!" 🚫🔌
You can't have a power strip,
so if you have a nice rack
you can just strip for me
lol
But first you wanna make sure your tits have been washed
and you wanna make sure your
DIC is over 5 inches
so you can't pull it out...
WAT 🤔
aa-aaa-aand
you wanna make sure your c0nd0ms
have been sanitized
from all your 53X fluids
...umm
You wanna make sure you're sure about that
(taking a moment to breathe)
Next step is wiping the lid 🧽
...
We wanna make sure the lid gets wiped
You just wanna go down
to the dispensary
to get high! 🌿
*COUGH* 🚬
Then you take the Zozzle
and you Turn Down For What
🎵 DJ Snake and Lil Jon - Turn Down For What 🎵
It is so lit
in here right now 🥳
Then you take the caulk ring
aaand you slals
and twist twist TWIST TWIST TWIST
Then you take the nozzle
and stretch
your ASS
over the nozzle...
😳
(stretching noises)
Psy: "Ahhhhhh!"
Your 🍑 plug is now assembled and ready for use!
...sss...
...sSSs...
Shart connector
A SHART CONNECTOR
(too much fiddling with the connector)
Then simp the discharge tube
into the bottom of the discharge tube...
...
And this time you're gonna be
high on cr@ck
to make it easier to insert
the nozzle
up your schnoz 👃
🎶
*record scratch*
oh wait...
First you wanna make sure the nozzle has been washed
from being up your butt
before you put it up your schnoz
🤦♂️
Train released "Hey, Soul Sister" in 2009
Do you feel old now?
...WA-
*rubbing his skin off for no reason*
Installation and se-
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We know you're gonna need
new underpants
So first we wanna make sure
all your lids have been wiped 🧽
*gentle squeaking noise*
🦶
👁️
💿
💥
Jesse: "My CD broke"
Jesse: "...Fun"
💩
Dookie, dookie, dookie, dookie
When doing R.1.M. jobs,
don't worry about being over-aggressive
To begin with, lay yourself
flat on the counter
with your foot on the dispenser 🦶
flaalf flaalf
You'll need to touch a handle
touch a handle
tOuCh a HaNdLe
and this will
cover me in sauces
*a direct squirt to the face of pure yellow goodness*
"FOCKING HANDLE"
We're now ready to-
We're now ready to- We're now ready to-
We're NOT ready to
connect the pump
to the pouch
to the power supply
So plug your shit in...
...umm
💥💥💥
and press FIRMLY
"in the middle of the dent"
"Now-"
"just... poke a hole in it!" 📌
on either side
ON EITHER SIDE
and next steps are
we're ready to come 💦
😏
You can simply wipe over the lid
and not worry about white fluid
gettin' on the counter
(the dispensers found a trampoline, idk)
You just wanna pump into it
pump into it
pumpin' pumpin' pumpin' to it
🎵 Pumpin' To It, Pumpin' To It 🎵 (with breakbeat background music)
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE
KETCHUP SQUIRTER STATION
THE FAST AND EASY WAY
TO SQUIRT KETCHUP EVERYWHERE!
To get started, you'll need to get
the pump
connected to the
pouch
You'll know you're connected
to the internet
when you can lift up
aaand, you can lift up
aaand, the pump doesn't separate 👍
...
(wow what a dumbass 🫠)
OH SNAP!
I effed up here...
...and I don't care 🤷♂️
JUST BLOW ME
Then slowly lower the pouch and the pump
🚫🚫🚫
No... do it slowly
🎵 HoH SiS music 🎵
🚫🚫🚫
Even slower...
🎵 veeeeryyy sloooowwww HoH SiS music 🎵
🚫🚫🚫
Now that's too slow
Nevermind... (crap, I should've stuck the Nirvana album here)
Just keep wiping the lid 🧽
Final step...
is then to take the lid and
wipe it on the counter
You'll hear an inaudible click 👂
T- T- T- T- T-
Now you're ready to dispense "product"
The Keystone Atomatic dispenser
is designed to dispense "product"
you simply put your f**king cup
under the nozzle
and you put your hand
into the sauce (THAT'S KETCHUP DUMBASS)
🎵 HoH SiS music again 🎵
Eddy Wally: "WOW!" 😉
It takes a lot to impress me lately
and this dispenser
doesn't impress me 👎
Thanks for watching this
shitty-ass video 😀
We know you're gonna be happy with
wiping the lid 🧽
So don't worry about being over-aggressive
with wiping the lid 🧽
🎵 Pumpin' To It, Pumpin' To It 🎵
(Supercut of every time "dispense" or "dispenser" was mentioned in the source)
Captioned manually by cs188, hope you enjoyed! 😁👍
🎵 You could get addicted to a cir-cum-cision sadness 🎵 (to the tune of [YTP] Gotye Knows Somebody That He Used)
You're starting with a nudist
And this Prius comes Priussembled 🚗
...
WA-
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