[YTP] We are squirting with PRECISION and ELEGANCE out here

cs188
30 Apr 202407:03

Summary

TLDRThis video script is a humorous take on a product tutorial, featuring an automatic PEZ dispenser. The narrator humorously guides viewers through the setup process, which includes unpacking, positioning, and connecting the dispenser with exaggerated and absurd steps. The script is filled with comedic sound effects, nonsensical instructions, and a playful disregard for the actual functionality of the product, ending with a satirical acknowledgment of the video's lack of impressiveness.

Takeaways

  • 🎉 The script is a humorous introduction to a new automatic PEZ dispenser.
  • 🔊 It features exaggerated sound effects and a satirical tone throughout the video.
  • 😳 The script contains adult themes and innuendos, including references to condoms and bodily functions.
  • 🎶 There are several music references and background tracks playing during the script.
  • 🤖 The 'Quickstart Guy' and other items are part of the PEZ dispenser's packaging.
  • 🚫 The script repeatedly emphasizes not to use certain items or methods, like power strips, in a comedic way.
  • 😬 It describes a convoluted and exaggerated process for setting up the dispenser, including physically interacting with it.
  • 🍑 The script uses a 'plug' metaphor in a crude and humorous way to describe assembling the dispenser.
  • 💥 The video includes a dramatic and absurd step of 'pumping into' the dispenser, implying a messy or forceful action.
  • 👎 The presenter expresses dissatisfaction with the dispenser at the end, suggesting it's not impressive or effective.

Q & A

  • What is the main product being introduced in the video script?

    -The main product introduced in the video script is a new automatic PEZ dispenser.

  • What is the tone of the video script?

    -The tone of the video script is humorous and satirical, with a lot of nonsensical and exaggerated elements.

  • What is the 'Quickstart Guy' mentioned in the script?

    -The 'Quickstart Guy' is likely a reference to an instruction manual or a quick guide included with the PEZ dispenser for easy setup.

  • Why is there a mention of condoms in the script?

    -The mention of condoms is part of the script's humor and is not directly related to the PEZ dispenser. It's used to create an absurd and comical scenario.

  • What is the significance of the music 'Yello - Oh Yeah' in the script?

    -The music 'Yello - Oh Yeah' is used in the script to add a playful and recognizable tune to the video, enhancing the comedic effect.

  • What is the issue with the power supply mentioned in the script?

    -The power supply comes with a 6-inch cord, which is too short to easily plug the unit in, creating a humorous inconvenience.

  • Why does the script mention 'installation and setup disk' in a humorous context?

    -The script humorously suggests putting the 'installation and setup disk' in an inappropriate place, which is a joke about the complexity or absurdity of some product installations.

  • What is the purpose of the 'Pumpin' To It' music mentioned in the script?

    -The 'Pumpin' To It' music is used as background music to accompany the instructions for using the PEZ dispenser, adding a comedic and rhythmic element to the process.

  • What is the significance of the 'Hey, Soul Sister' reference in the script?

    -The reference to 'Hey, Soul Sister' by Train is used to evoke a sense of nostalgia and to humorously indicate that the viewer might feel old, as the song was released in 2009.

  • How does the script describe the final step of using the PEZ dispenser?

    -The final step described in the script is to put a cup under the nozzle and press the dispenser to release the PEZ, with a humorous emphasis on the simplicity and absurdity of the action.

Outlines

00:00

😂 Introducing the New Automatic PEZ Dispenser

The paragraph humorously introduces the automatic PEZ dispenser, filled with random and chaotic elements like loud noises, humorous asides, and nonsensical phrases. It includes a comical disclaimer about the font, a mix of sound effects, and exaggerated actions such as unnecessarily loud unpacking noises and absurd comments about the product's components. The instructions are delivered in a jumbled, entertaining manner, interspersed with pop culture references and exaggerated reactions.

05:01

🍅 Squirting Ketchup Everywhere!

The paragraph describes the Keystone Atomatic dispenser in a humorous and chaotic way, emphasizing its function to dispense ketchup. It highlights the steps to connect the pump and pouch, with exaggeratedly slow and comedic instructions. The narrator makes fun of their mistakes and incorporates silly comments and sound effects. The paragraph ends with a sarcastic note on the dispenser's lack of impressiveness and a humorous supercut of the word 'dispenser.'

Mindmap

Keywords

💡PEZ Dispenser

A PEZ Dispenser is a mechanical device used to dispense small candy bricks, shaped like tablets. In the video, it seems to be the central object of a humorous and exaggerated tutorial, with the script making various nonsensical references to setting it up and using it.

💡Quickstart Guide

A Quickstart Guide is typically a brief instructional document designed to help users get started with a product quickly. In the script, it is mentioned in a sarcastic tone, implying that the guide might be unnecessary or overly simplistic for the task at hand.

💡Unpacking

Unpacking refers to the process of opening a package to remove its contents. The script describes an 'unnecessarily loud' unpacking process, adding a comedic effect by exaggerating the sounds associated with this action.

💡Power Supply

A power supply is a device or system that provides electrical energy to an electrical load. In the context of the video, the power supply for the PEZ dispenser is mentioned with a 6-inch cord, which is criticized for being inconveniently short, adding to the absurdity of the setup process.

💡Installation and Setup

Installation and setup refer to the process of preparing a device or system for use. The script humorously describes a complicated and painful process of 'installing' the PEZ dispenser, which is clearly not in line with the simplicity one would expect from such a task.

💡Counter Strike

Counter Strike is a popular video game, and in the script, it is mentioned in a bored tone, suggesting that the process of setting up the PEZ dispenser is as unexciting as installing a well-known game, which is typically a quick and routine task.

💡Power Connection

A power connection is the link between an electrical device and a power source. The script humorously describes a convoluted and painful method of making this connection, using exaggerated language to create a comedic effect.

💡Dispensary

A dispensary is a place where goods or services are distributed. In the script, the term is used in a pun, suggesting that one should 'go down to the dispensary to get high,' which is a humorous way of saying to get the PEZ dispenser ready for use.

💡Nozzle

A nozzle is a device designed to control the direction or characteristics of a fluid flow. In the video script, the nozzle of the PEZ dispenser is the subject of a series of absurd and inappropriate actions, adding to the overall comedic tone.

💡Pump

A pump is a device that moves fluids, typically by mechanical action. The script describes connecting a pump to the PEZ dispenser in a confusing and overly complicated manner, which is part of the video's comedic narrative.

💡Ketchup

Ketchup is a condiment often used with various foods. In the script, ketchup is humorously referred to as a 'product' that the PEZ dispenser is designed to dispense, which is clearly not the case, adding to the absurdity of the video's premise.

Highlights

Introduction of a new automatic PEZ dispenser with a humorous and unconventional presentation style.

Unpacking the dispenser with exaggerated noises and a quirky description of the contents.

Mischievous humor with a disclaimer about not watching the video, despite the video's existence.

Innovative use of music and sound effects to enhance the comedic tone of the video.

A satirical take on product assembly with absurd instructions and exaggerated actions.

Comedic use of inappropriate language and concepts in the context of a PEZ dispenser setup.

Mocking the impracticality of a product's power supply with a 6-inch cord.

A playful jab at the complexity of software installation with a reference to Counter Strike 2.

A physical comedy moment involving a power connection that requires a self-injury joke.

A bizarre and humorous assembly process involving a 'shart connector'.

A nonsensical and exaggerated method of inserting the nozzle, adding to the absurdity.

A funny reminder about the importance of hygiene in the context of using the dispenser.

A pop culture reference to Train's 'Hey, Soul Sister' to evoke a sense of nostalgia.

A chaotic and fast-paced assembly sequence with a comedic twist on standard instructions.

A humorously exaggerated demonstration of the dispenser's functionality with a ketchup squirt.

A closing statement that humorously undermines the entire video's content and purpose.

Transcripts

play00:00

*crickets*

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HEY!!

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I'd like to iiiiiiiiintroduuuuuuce you to the neEeEeEw

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whew

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automatic PEZ dispenser

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a-a-a-a-a-a-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

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We'll being by preparing the

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beginning of this video.

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Just believe me, don't watch the video! (the disclaimer got rendered in the wrong font, but who cares)

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😂

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(music pitch-shifted to nothing in particular)

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(stone goes "plop")

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(peen goes "wiggle")

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E̷̢̺̫̘̘̱͆̄̏͑͐̚̚̚E̴͓͎̩̞̝̐͆̏̆̃͊͂̿̇̂͋̃̄̊̽̆̽̄Ȩ̶̢̧̰͉̖͖͚̳͎͇̥͉̗͙͕͍́̈́̽̊͗̓̒̈́̇̌̀̒́̍̌͠E̷̡͇̰̞̯̠͕̤͕̓̀͆̎͑͜?

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First we'll remove the contents from the box

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(unnecessarily loud unpacking noises)

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Which include a Quickstart Guy 👍

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A pack of condoms have been packaged seperately...

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😳

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And... you'll wanna move the box over

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You'll wanna position the dispenser

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close to the box

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Heavy: "PUT DISPENSER HERE"

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(more unnecessarily loud crinkling of packing materials)

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MMMMM... 😏 🎵 Yello - Oh Yeah 🎵

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You'll wanna have two boxes

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and make sure you don't take a sh!t

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inside the boxes

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"Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend!"

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The power supply comes with-

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(hitting the cord repeatedly)

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comes with a 6 inch cord

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so you can't easily plug your unit in

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🚫🚫🚫

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You might need to put the

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installation and setup disk 🤓

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in my behind

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("installation and setup" noises)

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This is installation of Counter Strike 2

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Boring 🥱

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Now we'll make the power connection

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to your thumbs

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⚡⚡⚡

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You'll have to snap

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your thumb in half

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*crunch*

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😬

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Ouch...

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power source

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power cord

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power sos

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power coroc

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Don't make it easier

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DON'T MAKE IT EASIER

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Plug it into the

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i-i-i-i-i-i-i

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So it will only work

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when it doesn't work

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which is lolzgz

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which is lolzgz which is lolzgz

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which is lolzgz which is lolzgz which is lolzgz

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You can use a power strip-

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"Power strips are used in many ways"

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"Usually... in confusing ways"

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"Don't use power strips!" 🚫🔌

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You can't have a power strip,

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so if you have a nice rack

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you can just strip for me

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lol

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But first you wanna make sure your tits have been washed

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and you wanna make sure your

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DIC is over 5 inches

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so you can't pull it out...

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WAT 🤔

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aa-aaa-aand

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you wanna make sure your c0nd0ms

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have been sanitized

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from all your 53X fluids

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...umm

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You wanna make sure you're sure about that

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(taking a moment to breathe)

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Next step is wiping the lid 🧽

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...

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We wanna make sure the lid gets wiped

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You just wanna go down

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to the dispensary

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to get high! 🌿

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*COUGH* 🚬

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Then you take the Zozzle

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and you Turn Down For What

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🎵 DJ Snake and Lil Jon - Turn Down For What 🎵

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It is so lit

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in here right now 🥳

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Then you take the caulk ring

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aaand you slals

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and twist twist TWIST TWIST TWIST

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Then you take the nozzle

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and stretch

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your ASS

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over the nozzle...

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😳

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(stretching noises)

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Psy: "Ahhhhhh!"

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Your 🍑 plug is now assembled and ready for use!

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...sss...

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...sSSs...

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Shart connector

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A SHART CONNECTOR

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(too much fiddling with the connector)

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Then simp the discharge tube

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into the bottom of the discharge tube...

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...

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And this time you're gonna be

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high on cr@ck

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to make it easier to insert

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the nozzle

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up your schnoz 👃

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🎶

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*record scratch*

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oh wait...

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First you wanna make sure the nozzle has been washed

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from being up your butt

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before you put it up your schnoz

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🤦‍♂️

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Train released "Hey, Soul Sister" in 2009

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Do you feel old now?

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...WA-

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*rubbing his skin off for no reason*

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Installation and se-

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eeeeeeEEEEEEE̷̥̋̓͑̎̆̈́̏̉̓̈́̕Ḛ̸̢̡̛͇̻͖͎͉͔̙̱̤͇͎͈̭͍̺̼̠̗̰̝̮̟̫̆͜ẻ̸̼͇̰̻̘̞̲̥͙̳̤̳̣͊͆̅̽̍͗̅̓̇͗͘̕͜ͅͅͅe̶͍̹͕͙̪̜͇̮̻̣͛́̒̂̅̑́̀̅̆̾̀͛̀̎̕͜Ȩ̶̧̧̞̠̲͇͈͙̳̦̜̩̯̤̂̐́͛̋͒̐̈́̅͆̅̑̔̄̈̈́̂̄̆͂͋̅̃̒̃͌̄͂͆́̄̔̊͘͘̚͘Ė̴̢̟͙̖͚̼͓̣̦̙͚̼͈͊̀̆́͂̄̔̒͊̋̿͗̿͘͘̚͝͝Ȩ̷̧͍̠͖͕̟͔̘͎͚͔̲̭̙͉̫͇̹̽̓͗̾̌̊̈̇̽͌͗̑̾̒̓͛̊̽̾̋͊̆͠͠͠͠ͅȨ̵̨̡̢̨̡̖̬͚̫̭̣̹̠͖̺̪̜̙͚̤͓͚̗̱̠̺̟̩̲̦͇͉͓̬͍̓̃̿̽̽̆͂̈̽̍̑̉̀́̈͋͑̋̕͠͝E̸̡̢̢̨̡͎̬͍͍̣̮̥̦͈̰͓͈̯̹̮̰̦̖̪͈͈͉̯̩͎͚̐̓͐̍́̋́́̀̅͊̋͑̃̐̌͐̔͛̏̚͜ȩ̵̢̢̡̢̗̰̤͍̳̹̮͖͍̩̝̟̪͙̀̅e̴̲̤͈̠̮͓̭̞̹̫̱̮͖͕̤̟͙̊͊̅̔̐̓͆̔͋̑͑̄̇̓͒̇̒͋̒͋̕͘̚̚̕͝͝ͅͅe̶̢̨̨͔̳̬͎̮͈̖̞̣͙͓̗̭̗͉̘̥̠̪̣͋͌̀̏͋͐͑͌̓̑͊͆̔̎͊̅͂͛͒̐́̕̕̕͝ĕ̶̢̢͉̜̘͔̲̼̮̞͔̼̫͐͐̈́͆̍̊̀̇̆̍̔̿̎̐̈́͘͝é̵̢̛̦͓̺̹̬̬̻̉́͐͆͆̆ē̸̢̧̧̹̻̲̠̞é̴̟̗͌͝ų̷̹̥͔͊ͅu̸͇̞͝u̷̡̡̻̬̝͔͖̬̇͌̿̑̎͝ư̷̧̼͔̓u̷̢̼̼̪̖̳̔̈́͒u̵͕͙͊̃û̴̡̜̺̺

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We know you're gonna need

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new underpants

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So first we wanna make sure

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all your lids have been wiped 🧽

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*gentle squeaking noise*

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🦶

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👁️

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💿

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💥

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Jesse: "My CD broke"

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Jesse: "...Fun"

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💩

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Dookie, dookie, dookie, dookie

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When doing R.1.M. jobs,

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don't worry about being over-aggressive

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To begin with, lay yourself

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flat on the counter

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with your foot on the dispenser 🦶

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flaalf flaalf

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You'll need to touch a handle

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touch a handle

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tOuCh a HaNdLe

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and this will

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cover me in sauces

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*a direct squirt to the face of pure yellow goodness*

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"FOCKING HANDLE"

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We're now ready to-

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We're now ready to- We're now ready to-

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We're NOT ready to

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connect the pump

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to the pouch

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to the power supply

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So plug your shit in...

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...umm

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💥💥💥

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and press FIRMLY

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"in the middle of the dent"

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"Now-"

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"just... poke a hole in it!" 📌

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on either side

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ON EITHER SIDE

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and next steps are

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we're ready to come 💦

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😏

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You can simply wipe over the lid

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and not worry about white fluid

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gettin' on the counter

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(the dispensers found a trampoline, idk)

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You just wanna pump into it

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pump into it

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pumpin' pumpin' pumpin' to it

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🎵 Pumpin' To It, Pumpin' To It 🎵 (with breakbeat background music)

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE

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KETCHUP SQUIRTER STATION

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THE FAST AND EASY WAY

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TO SQUIRT KETCHUP EVERYWHERE!

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To get started, you'll need to get

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the pump

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connected to the

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pouch

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You'll know you're connected

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to the internet

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when you can lift up

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aaand, you can lift up

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aaand, the pump doesn't separate 👍

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...

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(wow what a dumbass 🫠)

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OH SNAP!

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I effed up here...

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...and I don't care 🤷‍♂️

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JUST BLOW ME

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Then slowly lower the pouch and the pump

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🚫🚫🚫

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No... do it slowly

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🎵 HoH SiS music 🎵

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🚫🚫🚫

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Even slower...

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🎵 veeeeryyy sloooowwww HoH SiS music 🎵

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🚫🚫🚫

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Now that's too slow

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Nevermind... (crap, I should've stuck the Nirvana album here)

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Just keep wiping the lid 🧽

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Final step...

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is then to take the lid and

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wipe it on the counter

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You'll hear an inaudible click 👂

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T- T- T- T- T-

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Now you're ready to dispense "product"

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The Keystone Atomatic dispenser

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is designed to dispense "product"

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you simply put your f**king cup

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under the nozzle

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and you put your hand

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into the sauce (THAT'S KETCHUP DUMBASS)

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🎵 HoH SiS music again 🎵

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Eddy Wally: "WOW!" 😉

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It takes a lot to impress me lately

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and this dispenser

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doesn't impress me 👎

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Thanks for watching this

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shitty-ass video 😀

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We know you're gonna be happy with

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wiping the lid 🧽

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So don't worry about being over-aggressive

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with wiping the lid 🧽

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🎵 Pumpin' To It, Pumpin' To It 🎵

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(Supercut of every time "dispense" or "dispenser" was mentioned in the source)

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Captioned manually by cs188, hope you enjoyed! 😁👍

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🎵 You could get addicted to a cir-cum-cision sadness 🎵 (to the tune of [YTP] Gotye Knows Somebody That He Used)

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You're starting with a nudist

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And this Prius comes Priussembled 🚗

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...

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WA-

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