First LIVE show with Teenage Heartthrob Ethan Klein from the H3Podcast | JEFF FM | Ep. 123
Summary
TLDRThis entertaining video script depicts a lively conversation between internet personalities Ethan Klein and Jeff Wittek, along with Jeff's friend Cody. They discuss Jeff and Cody's criminal pasts, including stories of skydiving mishaps, drug use, and prison. The lighthearted banter touches on waxing, bachelor parties, and health exams. There are funny interjections and chaotic moments. Overall, it captures the humor and rapport between these friends as they joke around on Jeff's new live podcast show.
Takeaways
- 😊 Ethan Klein joins Jeff FM podcast for the first time
- 😮 Jeff wants to learn from Ethan's podcasting experience
- 🤔 They discuss controversies and conflicts they've had with other internet personalities
- 😠 Cody Ko tells stories about his criminal past and time in prison
- 🥳 They play a game guessing which influencers committed which crimes
- 🤯 Cody offers to commit crimes and start fights on Ethan's behalf going forward
- 🎉 Ethan agrees to help protect Jeff if he gets into any beefs with people
- 🤕 Ethan has to leave to provide a fecal sample for medical testing
- 😳 Cody explains the process of smuggling contraband into prisons
- 💪 Jeff and Ethan bond over their shared podcasting journeys
Q & A
What is the name of Ethan's podcast?
-Ethan hosts the H3 Podcast.
What is Jeff's goal with his barber shop show?
-Jeff wants his barber shop show to call out and mess with people who have made mistakes, but give them a chance to redeem themselves and show they can laugh at themselves.
What incident does Ethan say helped him decide to start taking anti-depressants?
-Ethan says his disastrous interview with Bill Burr was a rock bottom moment that prompted him to start taking anti-depressants.
Why did Cody end up going to jail?
-Cody violated his probation through alcohol and drug abuse. He was also arrested after a DUI car crash on Halloween.
How does Jeff make money now compared to when he sold weed?
-Jeff now makes money legally by selling hair care products, compared to when he used to make money by trafficking weed.
What bachelor-style show are Jeff and Ethan planning?
-They are planning to create their own bachelor-style reality show where they will review female contestant applications and attempt to find love.
What happened when Cody tried to negotiate with police by offering to give them an illegal gun?
-The police charged Cody for the illegal gun possession, which led to jail time.
What autoimmune disease does Ethan suspect he might have?
-Ethan suspects he might have lupus based on some abnormal blood test results.
How can Cody and Jeff now vote despite having felony convictions?
-They both had their felony convictions expunged, which restored their right to vote.
What did Ethan decide to do regarding shorts in the workplace?
-Ethan banned his employees from wearing shorts in the workplace as part of a 2023 New Year's resolution.
Outlines
🎬 Introduction to Jeff FM Live
The script opens with the inaugural episode of Jeff FM Live. The hosts express their nervousness about going live for the first time, discussing previous experiences and the potential risks involved. They introduce their guest, Ethan Klein, acknowledging his influence and contributions to the YouTube space. The conversation touches on Ethan's role in guiding the host's career decisions and the positive impact of his audience. The hosts express concerns about handling a live audience and the pressure of maintaining the show's quality in real-time.
🌟 Guest Ethan Klein and YouTube Discussions
In this segment, the conversation continues with Ethan Klein, focusing on YouTube and content creation. The hosts discuss the dynamics of live streaming, comparing it to pre-recorded content. They explore the challenges of editing live content and the evolution of their production processes. The discussion then shifts to the team behind their shows, highlighting their skills and learning experiences. They also touch upon mishaps and challenges they faced, like losing an important episode, which emphasizes the unpredictable nature of content creation.
🗣️ Transitioning to Live Shows and Team Dynamics
The dialogue shifts to the transition from pre-recorded to live shows, emphasizing the authenticity and unfiltered nature of live streaming. The hosts discuss the technical aspects of live production and the advantages of live switching. They share stories about their teams' growth and the importance of learning from mistakes. The segment highlights the value of having a loyal and skilled team, reflecting on their journey and the key people who have contributed to their success.
👥 Exploring Team Relationships and Challenges
The hosts delve deeper into their team dynamics, sharing anecdotes about challenges and learning experiences. They discuss the importance of handling mistakes gracefully and fostering strong relationships within their teams. The conversation also touches upon the pressures of producing content and the emotional toll it can take. Additionally, they explore how their shows have evolved and the role of live streaming in enhancing the audience connection.
💇♂️ Discussing Haircuts, Personal Growth, and Relationships
The focus shifts to personal grooming, specifically haircuts, and their impact on confidence and image. The hosts and guest discuss the significance of looking good and its correlation with feeling good. They explore the notion of personal transformation and its effects on how people are treated. The conversation also touches on the importance of genuine relationships, comparing their personal experiences with the superficial aspects of success and fame.
🚔 Celebrity Legal Troubles and Reflecting on Personal Mistakes
The segment explores various legal troubles faced by celebrities, including discussions about arrests and controversies. The hosts reflect on their own experiences with law enforcement, sharing personal stories of arrests and the consequences they faced. They discuss the impact of these experiences on their lives and careers, highlighting the learning and growth that resulted from their mistakes.
🤝 Reformed Lives and Future Aspirations
In this concluding section, the conversation centers around reformation and future aspirations. The hosts discuss their journey from past mistakes to their current reformed lives. They express a desire to focus on positive endeavors and the importance of channeling their energies into constructive activities. The segment ends with a look towards the future, emphasizing the significance of personal growth and the pursuit of meaningful goals.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡livestream
💡podcast
💡YouTube
💡influencer
💡prison
💡cult
💡comedy
💡crime
💡law
💡friendship
Highlights
Ethan Klein is one of the pioneers of the YouTube space who will back down from nobody.
Ethan convinced me to leave a cult that I didn't even know I was in.
Ethan took antidepressants after a bad interview with Bill Burr, which was a turning point in his show and relationships.
Ethan started doing live shows to have authentic long form conversations without excessive editing.
Cody explains the corrupt nature of the prison system, including guards bringing in contraband.
Cody recounts getting arrested after crashing a rental car while intoxicated and fleeing the scene.
Jeff and Ethan discuss the idea of collaborating on a Bachelor-style dating show.
Ethan shares that he started waxing for hygiene reasons as an athlete.
The group plays a game guessing which influencers were arrested for what crimes.
Cody explains how he tried to manipulate police by offering to turn in an illegal gun, but it backfired.
Ethan discusses taking his health more seriously as a father, including colonoscopy prep.
Jeff and Cody joke about using their expunged records to commit crimes without consequences.
Ethan offers to get involved if Jeff starts any new controversies or beefs online.
Cody shows his adventurous spirit, explaining his travels and love of skydiving.
They reflect on building strong relationships and keeping real friends despite mistakes.
Transcripts
[Music]
chair awesome C
now it us now
[Music]
it's live welcome you guys are live okay
to the first ever Jeff FM live this is
big here we're terrified everyone in
here is scared to death we've never hit
that live button on this channel
ever actually every time I've ever gone
live on a show it's nearly ruined my
career but that's not true well I guess
you guys got music yeah well we're
running a little music just to ease the
tension you know maybe like a quarter of
the
times yeah 75% probably uh it's a very
exciting episode today because we got a
YouTube Legend on the show as you know
Ethan Klein from the H3 podcast thank
you I'm just trying to man is a pioneer
of the space Oh thanks one of the most
feared but also beloved men okay on
YouTube in the Creator space I guess you
know he will back down from nobody he
will stand up for his morals he'll fight
for what's right he convinced me to
leave a cult that I didn't even know I
was in did I and gave me the confidence
to move on with my own show solo without
having to feel like I need to ride the
coattails of any
[ __ ] scumbags scumbags sick [ __ ]
twisted freaks Logan yeah besides Logan
yeah he's the best oh you weren't
talking about
him but um no I mean and you know you
introduced me your audience which is a
great loyal fan base they're good and
some of them have come over here I'm
sure some of them are tuning in right
now yep and they're good people they are
they're good people but it also scares
me a lot because what is it what do you
usually have like 40,000 I think you hit
like 90,000 yesterday at one point 90 no
we had like 46 maybe it wasn't which is
good
46,000 big deal guys it's just like
we're in an arena full of people with no
plans well how many people are watching
now not 4 I don't want to know I don't I
don't what's the difference one what's
the difference honestly one
46,000 I mean we're just sitting in a
room yeah huh there's nobody here guys
it's just uses it's just no don't tell
me that cuz then then we'll get in big
trouble we don't have one of those
buttons that you guys have yeah I know I
get scared without the button noway but
you got to I did it for years before I
had it so without the button yeah isn't
the button like super expensive it's
like 20 G's right it is very expensive
yeah it costs like 20,000 can we explain
this button cuz if we invest in this
button I'd be down to do more live
streams I do live streams on patreon
where like it's a very small community
and I know they're not going to clip me
out and post sometimes they haven't you
reacted to it it's like I was talking
they'll cat you yeah if you [ __ ] up
they'll get you but I do them sometimes
just on the on the laptop and I remember
you were like yeah 10 bucks for this
trash is [ __ ] but some people like
that when I'm like looking at the chat
and interacting but I won't be looking
at that chat today because you guys [ __ ]
my confidence up you [ __ ] up all my
momentum I read one bad comment yeah
don't and they're like oh this Show's
boring it's just Jeff complaining about
his eye and talking about how much he
runs talk about my my confidence what'
you say I'm just going to do I'm going
to do the chat for you okay we have the
chat with a weather man is in studio
today it's a new thing we're trying out
um what's the weather like today
um you don't have to you don't have to
do that no more good it's pretty good
yeah but I we're live so it doesn't make
sense we do the weather segment when
they're pre-recorded so they don't make
sense by the time they come out oh
that's and also well here's your chance
bro it's your first chance for a live
weather report but I've moved up I'm I'm
now the co-host got rid of the is that
right
y doesn't seem like a co- host
seat what I can be honest it like a
George jko situation like they don't
over there ler it's lower than George
jenko I think so cuz they were at least
on the similar Furniture like shared a
couch they shared a couch yeah this as
low as my chair goes I bought the chair
that Joe Rogan uses and this is as low
as it'll let me go down so I'm not
trying to have a hierarchy over you or
or any guest no I don't feel that I just
feel that him specifically the co-host
yeah maybe his chair could go
doesn't yeah we don't have to even call
him co-host yet he could just be like an
assisant like a a background actor uh up
in up until he starts bringing stuff to
the show but I think he worked on some
fun games and like Goofs to get into
because we want to feel sort of like
your show your show has been a big
inspiration thank you guys to all of us
over here the bathroom boys thank you
bathroom boys Kyle and Zach have built a
relationship oh I heard okay yeah you
guys have Rapport now
e that's cool
how you doing back there Kyle I'm really
nervous but you don't have to do
anything you just talk through buttons
you you don't even have to do anything
no I know but you come from a show where
it's just like perfected oh you guys are
too nice thank you I'm the one that's
got everything to lose here
today you know your name on the board my
[ __ ] name on the wall yeah I go down
for this [ __ ] it's true not yours
anything anyone just to be clear not
yours no right can I get like a little
desk do you think that would help like
just a smaller like a like a student
desk chair built in with the desk one of
those I recommend a miniature version of
this desk yeah and then maybe just like
a little sign that says like Ryan's
Corner Ryan Ryan time Ryan Ryan FM what
do you think if any controversy ever
happens cut to him immediately yeah oh
that's Ryan FM that's another thing we
we don't really well Oscar this is his
first time doing live switching you have
a a massive crew and they all do their
job great they all bring something to
the table I cram all that into two guys
in a small bathroom well when we started
doing it live we had three guys it was
just Dan Zach and Ian okay and we did
that for years the backbone of it it was
just I mean it was similar to this this
is really nice what you guys have this
is clean the set looks good I've watched
the show it looks it looks good you guys
are yeah you roasted it look at this I
don't remember what I said or how long
ago it was it was the patreon live I
remember and he was like this is what
you get
we we're the real Frenemies cuz we were
real enemies at one point I don't
remember the what was everything happen
I saw comments on the stream we did
yesterday they like this is the new Duo
right here I did see some comments like
that
people he's like even though I really
hate people with one eye whoa you said
that I may have said that I may have
said that at one point I don't that
wasn't even an AI one huh it probably
wasn't even about you though it was some
about somebody else he also called me
one of your minions once that part I
standby yeah yeah yeah that's fair I are
my sons they love minions I mean they're
very industrial they're go-getters true
so it's a compliment you open my eyes to
a lot your eye my eye yeah I'm grateful
for it um and yeah it's great that
you're the first person on the show here
so we're able to learn from the best
currently right now you know there's
Howard Stern who kind of paved the lane
for this type of media this this type of
radio Style Show and then you
um and then
me then you came and he's going to die
soon let's be real oh yeah what do he
got 10 years left H he seems pretty
healthy he's I don't know how old is he
like in his 70s early 70s yeah but he I
feel like he's got so much negativity
out there like you do too yeah you got
like right here yeah I'm not you know
you know like talk a lot of [ __ ] on
people but people that deserve it thank
you and I love doing that stuff too yeah
I'm just a [ __ ] starter I'm a messy
[ __ ] that's what I say yeah but you're
Fearless when you go at these people and
I respect that a lot about you I don't
recommend that to everybody as a way to
live I am being sued by a billionaire
right now are you yeah Ryan Kavanaugh oh
that's still going on [ __ ] yeah it's
still going on man it's been like three
[ __ ] years and it's still nowhere
close to done and you don't get like a
little hesitant to go into these
tangents still on your podcast like
that'll be used against you in court
no I'm pretty good I I'm pretty good
about what I can and can't say and I
definitely pushed the envelope don't get
me wrong you are good at that stuff but
but so far you have a you have a really
good lawyer too why are you playing wait
why are you playing the Law and Order
like I didn't do any crimes if that's
what you guys are trying to say some
[ __ ] no no no sound into the sound bites
right he's a young kid he's working his
way up hold on isn't that the SUV like
the sexual crimes one I me bro why would
you play that know he's already sound
bite see I was nervous about this day
that is a great that is a great sound
bite yeah yeah um oh yeah but you know
I it's not the best way to be but it is
what it
is you know when did it when did it
start the show was it did you start
live no but we went live pretty soon
after we started pre-recorded we did
like maybe
10 and then We There was an issue that I
didn't like running into where I was
editing them and I was cutting it so
much out I wasn't letting the whole
thing run because at the time I was just
coming off of like super highly edited
YouTube videos yeah like the main
channel the H3 V Nation all those videos
yeah mhm and so going into like long
form conversations and you're like oh
this this part's dead air that question
was a flop and so you I just getting
like cut cut cut and then it just
started to feel very unauthentic it
didn't feel like a real Pro a good
product it was something was missing
which was basically the authenticity of
a long unfiltered
conversation and also was a ton of
[ __ ] work to edit together like 20
cameras or whatever not that many five
cameras takes time even us we try to the
quickest turnaround we could have for an
episode was like two days so by then
it's old on the internet right so I feel
like this is the next step we need to
take it just we didn't have the balls to
do it until you forced us into this so
thank you for that you guys are doing
great um still a lot of show left though
to [ __ ] it up yeah so 10 episodes and
you decided you know what [ __ ] it will
do it live yeah and so we did it live it
went pretty well and the other great
thing was as you said we're live
switching so we don't have to we no
longer have to edit together all these
cameras I mean we learned that you can
actually you can do that and not be live
that's what we do now we're
pre-recording something oh yeah because
you just you just film from the switcher
you hear that Oscar so that yeah I mean
we kind of do that too oh do we look at
that Oscar's on it Oscar's Oscar is
really really good he's selftaught
everything I mean all these guys we all
kind of you know learned all this stuff
I Know Dan is he probably went to some
sort of school right Dan actually went
to film school he's selftaught but
[ __ ]
nerd film school but before he started
working for us he was doing some kind of
whoa dude whoa yeah what oh it's a Dan
Sound by nice we got you too now Dan we
got you on here oh that's good uh he was
working for like an
events uh he was like an event producer
for like five years or something before
he started with us so like shooting Live
Events yeah so he was so he came with
lots of experience where didd you find
him uh we had a an like an interm
producer and we were looking for someone
to do it fulltime and he recommended Dan
that was it we started working together
and after a few weeks we're like this
pretty good let's give it a shot and he
was our first full-time employee did you
ever have any fuckups with him where you
had to fire him or anything like did he
ever lose an episode cuz we had a
situation here where the whole [ __ ] fell
apart we we went down we all it was bad
I heard about it I mean it's Oscar I
know you don't want me to keep talking
about it especially we're live but like
yeah we lost a massive episode that was
very close to my heart so that was on
that that was a Oscar situation I'm not
I'm not I'm not going to name any names
directly you know it it was a technical
error well here's what I'll say when
you're doing an operation with so many
working parts this kinds of stuff is
bound to happen and it's always [ __ ]
sucks it's so painful it's so horrible
but like it happens and so when it does
happen I try to just you
know take a breath you know you just
make sure it doesn't happen again you
know what I mean like Oscar that's
probably never going to happen again
right nope exactly and it just it
happens you just you have to go through
it and you have to feel the pain to make
sure small does like sometimes we would
be in the barber shop and we'd be
filming those episodes but like I said
it was just Oscar Oscar was filming
running the cameras we maybe had like
one assistant Manning a camera but he
was doing audio doing everything nice
and sometimes we would start an episode
we'd be halfway into the haircut and
then he'd be like oh [ __ ] I didn't get
audio there's like two episodes in
though this yeah and this is maybe like
SE seven years ago or some [ __ ] so then
you guys been working together that long
yeah yeah and then then we're like
halfway through the haircut and we have
no sound so you can't put the hair back
on and restart the episode so I [ __ ]
lose my mind every time I'm like this
episode's [ __ ] now and I can't go on and
be uh charismatic and and Charming when
I'm fuming inside yeah and you know all
that stuff we work through I do you know
I I agree everything happens for a
reason and it builds you it makes you
stronger as a team it does we' I've been
through so much with my team like
especially my core guys who were there
with us from the beginning like I've had
pretty ab's a gem is loyal as [ __ ] he
he'd take a bullet for you he was
[ __ ] did you hear what he were you
there when he said he was
uh when that whole Cody Saga was going
down I think it's right after you left
he said I never told you this but I was
I cruised up in my car near your house
oh yeah and was posted up in my car in
case something happened no way so he was
GNA take out Cody he was he was he was
ready to do something damn you know it's
so funny you walked in here Cody was
walking around in just a towel just out
of the shower just straight prison
etiquette
institutionalized that's how this place
is run it's basically a luxury prison my
guy baby I'm so happy you guys like a
Swedish prison Swedish prison yeah the
nice ones ni they're nice there yeah but
um yeah I had I had with Dan we had like
a really we almost had a falling fight
no no no but we almost part parted ways
oh yeah separated ways I think there was
like two times maybe it happened but
that was a since then we really have a
good working Rapport if you had to fire
anyone on your team right now who would
it be let me think about
that it'd be AB for sure yeah I'm
kidding what give us a real answer give
us a real answer I'm just kidding
because maybe we they need to hear it
who's doing the worst who needs to step
it up if there was like an H3 Fight
Night who who do you think would take
like the crown who would who could beat
the biggest ass well Zach's the biggest
dude ab's the most trained ab's the most
trained that's true I don't know Z sies
and everything I'll beat the [ __ ] out of
Cody he's got no technique I have I we
but in the gym if he grabs me on the
street and slams my head in the concrete
that's I'm in trouble but technically
with a referee I'd go at him you know I
take that fight any day he'll be here
shortly he's going to pop in on that
little small couch or Chi oh [ __ ] I
better make myself dty I don't even know
honestly he's so unreliable so he has
bipolar disorder uh you you're bipolar
right is that okay to assume is that
right to assume did I just [ __ ] up my
whole career wait why do you assume I'm
bipolar I feel you had a bunch of mental
illnesses up there right that's true not
bipolar though we all do everyone in
this room we're all bipolar we have
mental illnesses that's like a
serious is he medicated [ __ ] I think
he's off of them oh see that's he's off
the meds but he was a big drug addict so
he went completely he was like I don't
want to be dependent on anything so he
stopped even taking like what are they
called ssris or something that's
anti-depressant but I know for bipolar
what is it that's uh anti psychotics
there's one specifically it's just like
a natural metal that works lithium
lithium that sounds intense I'm pretty
sure it's lithium it's lithium and then
there's also the gab pentin they use but
I think that's for anxiety I take them I
take
uhin I take well Butrin I don't feel the
difference at all but the doctor just
told me try it and I just maybe it's
like a placebo effect like it makes me
feel like it's doing something but it's
not a placebo it's a real drug yeah yeah
so you think it's gotten me out of I
mean it's so you let me get this
straight you started an anti-depressant
yeah and then you came out of depression
yeah okay how how long has it been
probably like a year now oh yeah yeah
yeah that's that's a good time since the
show started doing good and I guess I
owe everything to that will be generics
I'll tell you what a big turning point
in my show in my working relationship
with my crew was when I finally after
thinking about it for so long decided to
take Lexapro that's where I started with
it's anti-depressant SSRI but that gives
you a rectile dysfunction right no it
just for me it doesn't give me a
erectile dysfunction what it does is it
reduces the sensitivity oh so it makes
you so I guess it could a erectile
dysfunction could be a BRI product of
that yeah it can kill libido like libido
I don't know if it kills maybe maybe for
some yeah for me that was the the one
effect also made me gain shitload of
weight but you're probably better at
performing all around better with the
loss of weight the new health that was
the one hang up had Le Pro no I'm on it
oh you're so Lex I'm going to be on it
for life I think and I'll tell you this
I like to talk about it because I think
it's so important you know in society we
kind of boomerang around like like when
I was in college I remember everyone
being like uh what's that one it people
were didn't look fondly on
anti-depressants because it was like
people felt like dude they're just
trying to control you man they're just
trying to sell you meds this kind of
stuff and um now you even have this
movement with like the alphab Bros who
are like just eat elk meat bro you're
good go go to the gym and eat elk meat
it changed my life like I was so
irritable I was so stressed I was having
really horrible relationships with
everybody around me just because I was
so irritable I wasn't always like that
you know and um when I started you used
to just be silly goofing around vaping
in those funny outfits
you still are silly now but I I could
see how a little in between there you
were just like violent I want to go at
everyone I and and those I do that
sometimes too I go through those phases
a lot but sometimes I just feel
afterwards I okay see the door creeping
open it's okay open it all the way we we
you've already distracted us uh if you
want to pop in you come
in we can't hear you uh but it's it's
okay we'll make space for you no no no
it's cool it's I'm used to it you're
good sit here with t mik everybody nice
we got to redo the studio once we get a
little what was I was I saying thanks
for coming Ethan nice to see you I love
how everybody on the internet's calling
you Ean Ethan that's my new sh it's a
good look it's a good look you look
really uh good posture I love your
haircut um I think you should my opinion
I think you should add a haircut segment
keep it going once a month I saw a lot
of for that well for me just my opinion
like you know when you get a fresh
haircut you it it builds your confidence
your image look good feel good that's
what Mike The Situation said on the
Jersey Shore plus you're a man of
business so you always want to be on
point absolutely yes true yeah are you
feeling like you're getting better
results in life cut my hairu said on the
show he's like if you look good you feel
good and then you get better results I'm
guessing that means he gets more women
that's the
situation that's what he said on the
show there's people definitely treat me
differently I mean when I was super fat
it was like everybody was just like get
a everybody just the tip you know the
usual suspects like get a load of this
fat [ __ ] you know yeah and it was like I
think I probably was one of them and
well it's it's the easiest cheapest like
let's just go at this you know which is
fine I get it I never took it personally
I get it you know I was big let's be
respectful guys but look look he's
looking at me I I think uh in some
circumstances um because how skinny he
is being being overweight I feel like is
a
choice well depends
depends it isn't it is live live it
is no no no no it's live I said I said
in some circumstances because you could
choose what you how you eat and you
could choose to invest 45 minutes into a
workout that you like to burn the
calories yeah you're right however there
are I think most people that are like
really
overweight most people are probably
painfully aware and desperate to change
their situation the truth is eating is
really complicated cuz it's an addiction
that you can't stop taking well I know
cuz my friend just called me a fat Beach
wheel the other day I didn't say fat
Beach wheel I said just said Beach whel
I said you're laying there like a beach
wh I know but I I I I was like you know
I was just laying in the dark and he's
like you're a big beach wheel man you
need to change
he so the he's been staying here with me
he travels the world did that you um
honestly because I could push myself to
get better results yeah cuz I have been
heavy I have been thin it all depends
how I train and how I eat and um I've
been traveling a lot so it's kind of
complicated when you're navigating
through different countries so being
fats a choice oh but I've been traveling
a lot excuses excuses it sounds like
maybe he hurt your feelings I think you
need a new friend no actually he's a
good friend because you know what he
didn't sugar coat anything he told me
the truth is that how you felt when you
walked in I was pissed off cuz he drank
all the lro out of the fridge and I
asked him I was like yo do you mind like
I take my credit card can you refill the
fridge and then he just laid in the room
like a beached whale on that mattress
that's not even a real bed it's just a
mattress no box spring nothing on the
floor of the barber shop set there's no
lights in the room Black I've been here
4 days okay he's just watching Instagram
reals not even watching the TV he felt
entitled since I'm paying for it you
have to go to the store okay I could buy
my own downstairs I mean l Croy how much
that cost couple bucks three bucks for a
sixpack this guy sucks down 12 of these
an hour are you a lacroy you have a
lacroy issue I have a sparkling water
addiction yes yes yes I love sparkling
water I love the taste of it I love
Bubbles um I love Bubbles too you like
Diet beverages that's what I [ __ ] with
um I drink Coke Zero that shit's crazy
isn't it that's crazy we were going to
request some of those and get you but
there's been a lot of moving parts for
this to get this together I go
downstairs and get you one right now at
the liquore oh you do that for me I
would do that you know what you I'm good
I'm good I'm genuine not me I'll do it
actually on Jeff's credit card yeah yeah
do it my wallet I'll be right back I'm
going to go get Ethan
respect cuz he's a guest here and you
should have prepared to make him com
true look you're right when you're right
you're right Cody came in here he's
putting [ __ ] down thank you for this
Cody very he came in complimented him
he's a great we do need a bigger Studio
we're getting there we're working he's
doing a great J I just need to get him
out of here he's such a liability
live [ __ ] I hope those Koke zeros are
not in the store downstairs and he has
to go or something that door is a lock
oh man he's really sweet when he's not
stalking me like he is genuinely like a
really nice guy he is a nice guy and
that's why he is nice cuz he didn't know
you at the time and he thought of you as
an enemy and he was doing what he he
could cuz you saw how much stress I was
going through because of you so speaking
of that cuz we both kind of roast a lot
of people like bad people and stuff and
like my barber shop show is is it's it's
kind of designed to [ __ ] with people and
point out their their fuckups but I do
it in a way like if you can take these
jokes with me in person then you take
those jokes back from the internet and
you show that you can laugh at yourself
and then you win you come out looking
better after the show but in the
beginning I would bring on like a joey
salads and I would just try to ruin him
like just make him not funny not likable
at all and like guys like that other
pieces of shits they deserve it but do
you ever feel like do you ever do an
episode and like you go home at night
and you're like a man what am I doing
like um like you regret less so less so
now yeah there used to be that used to
be a frequent feeling I had after we did
shows where I was like this show sucks
that show sucked I don't know why
anyone's watching this [ __ ]
I wore like the [ __ ] highest riding
shorts I've ever own yeah that's a bad
move for podcast G Bros Bradley Martin
just got his shorts all the way up
around his crotch Bradley Nobody Rides
those those babies up like Brad yeah why
don't they just wear pants that's the
new outfit thing they want to show their
nuts to each other my New Year's my New
Year's resolution is I'm not wearing
shorts no more my whole crew I told them
no more shorts good for you guys it's
immature I'm about to make
it smack we banned shorts cuz look at
all these YouTubers these childish
immature pranksters are they wearing
pants name one of them wearing pants I
they're probably wearing pants think
about Danny Duncan you ever seen him
wear pants Danny Duncan shorts shorts
he's a shorts guy in Florida [ __ ]
shorts on all the
time even shorts all the time NE boy
always wearing shorts [ __ ] me you're
right anybody you don't like on the
internet look up a video of them even
the investigative journalism guys that
are riding that wave now wait you're
right they're all in shorts and if you
want to do reporter work you want to be
taken serious out there just putting on
pants could make the world of a
difference so were you guys wearing
shorts to the office before he was
wearing shorts a lot yeah I yeah I did
it a couple times I was I was going to
say I didn't but I did that's awesome
that you that he calls you guys out when
you wear shorts this is a new New Year's
resolution a New Year's resolution I'm
going to stop wearing shorts all right
look at that we're making a differ you
since I lost weight it's a lot easier
and the pants it was the opposite
actually you had the opposite answer you
should let me finish before you know
yeah you going to cut off the guest no
sorry it's my first
day what were you were asking me a
question I was answering I don't
remember but we lost it because this
[ __ ] I I'll tune out five minutes no
mic get the [ __ ] out hey take a take a
look at the weather take five take five
that's what I do did you see what
happened when I got in a beef with my
with Stephen my biggest strongest boy
yeah he got a little too drunk on the
show and we had a big fight big walkoff
Christmas episode [ __ ] hit the fan I'm
on camera cursing him out I just looked
like my dad when he was yelling at me no
and I don't know why we choose to run
these things it wasn't live you posted
it still we still posted it yeah and I
kind of felt like it's like the pulsive
thing when they posted that when like
Logan was telling George that he
shouldn't believe in God or whatever
like it's not real that [ __ ] was crazy
yeah like like why because you think
I've done that because you there's a
part of you it's like listen this is the
the authentic experience let's show them
what it is MHM I've done that
specifically the first one uh that we
chose to post that I knew was horrible
was the first Bill Burr interview we had
I watch that that yeah you did a [ __ ]
job there but that gave that made me
feel better because I was like Ethan's
so good and I look up to you in so many
ways and seeing you [ __ ] that up so bad
was like all right you know what I could
I could do this that's when I started
taking anti-depressants after that
episode really yeah he's tough though
man but I would there was a lot going on
in my
head however you're a fan of his sure
and like yeah but it was horrible
obviously everybody uh loves to to
acknowledge that and it is but I I
uploaded it knowing that it was I mean
people reacted more negatively than IED
to try to make no we didn't we didn't
[ __ ] touch it we're just like here it
is I would have chopped that [ __ ] down
to five minutes well you know it's it's
also like man I had Bill Burr in here
this is like a a big guest and I'm not
GNA post the [ __ ] video he's one of
my favorite comedians I I would have
[ __ ] up I would have really [ __ ] up
an interview with him too but Theo Von
did the same thing right yeah didn't you
guys meet and talk about your experience
with him we had a bilur um recovery
group yeah yeah and I mean Theo Von's
one of the funniest dudes in the world
so easy to talk to yeah and I watched
their interactions too and I was like
damn I don't know why Bill's he's doing
him so
dirty he's just he's not he's not being
a good interviewee Like You Can Be You
Can Be gracious and maybe the question
is not perfect but you can you know
accommodate it with like a good answer
and put it bring it back to a good place
but he doesn't he doesn't like to do
that at all yeah and people don't know
this but we don't get paid to go on
other people's podcast it's not like
there's like a a fee or whatever we
charge it's all just to collaborate and
you know you get to int introduce that
audience and all that so you know if
you're in a bad mood you already said
yes to doing a
show you know yeah he's GNA do his I
mean he showed up and that's cool but
like you said I mean that was that was a
long time ago that was like maybe our
20th
episode I me that's the worst that's
ever happened to you though that's fine
cuz look at my first appearance on your
show I think that's my worst internet
work ever you know but from that episode
though I've I've had a lot of growth did
you did you read the article yeah have
you read the article
Jeff yeah now I have now I have for
sure sorry about that no did look
everything Happ for a reason I I hadn't
even started this show yet we just had
the sign getting installed and I was
like [ __ ] it I'll call from here right I
remember it was on this set yeah and you
were with a podcast agency at the time
and I don't know if you're still with
them but they saw that I was starting a
show and then they were like hey if you
start a show we'd like to work with you
so I got a podcast deal off that [ __ ]
the worst thing I've ever done I like
literally backed myself into a corner
like I look like a piece of [ __ ] now and
I don't even know I don't remember
anything from it um and then now I got
brand deals coming in and a show and
look at right now together in the same
room it's beautiful yeah so I don't take
anything back me neither I don't take it
back uh the bill birth things you don't
take the billb thing back no no because
like I said I went I it was like a rock
bottom moment I went home I to started I
was like [ __ ] it I'm taking
antidepressants they were in my bedside
drawer for months why anti-depressant
why not alcohol or like something
stronger to really numb that I wanted to
actually um fix it do something positive
for myself okay yeah yeah alcohol was
Pro would probably ruin my life if
that's where I went in that moment I'm
thankful that I didn't that oh my God
this guy's stacked look at that he got
four one of those are these all for me
for you can I have one of those can I
have one of them Cody no you can't
they're all for me bro you can't have
anything can me and my boy Ethan two and
two pass me one cuz I actually I want to
get in on the AC come on look we came we
came in let me tell you something the
next time my boy Ethan comes in this
studio you make sure you have Coke in
here pass me drink four of them there
won't be a studio no
more I'll burn this studio down for
Ethan thank you bro thank you I believe
C for my
boy thank you bro arson in California is
a serious crime Cody far as fires you go
down for it's only if you get caught it
becomes a crime you got two strikes
buddy next one's life I'll just get
eatan Cody's my best friend now dude do
you know that do you know the California
law the three strike rule is that in
California I know about it it's only in
California this is where originated so
for real if yeah if you get three felony
arrests of a certain level you go to
jail for life so he's on stack too no no
it's violent felonies and I'm not a
violent felon okay oh it's okay that
makes cuz three felonies that's crazy no
it has to be violent he's already got
like six they just three in uh in or two
in LA in California I have a bunch too
so we just went yesterday to the
fingerprint place um I wish I could send
you the picture but I have the picture I
can send to osar where did you guys go I
got my felonies expunged oh you got him
yeah oh yeah you mentioned that
congratulations show me he stayed on top
are you going to do are you trying I
already did it I'm the one that stayed
oh you're expunged yeah I'm expunged so
they can't get him if he's exped um I
can just start over I can get them but
now I just start over three new strikes
strikes you know we're starting fresh
Miracle I'm will I'm willing to get a
strike for Ethan down podcast Studio
first offense now we was just he's my
best friend bro yeah we're going to be
closer than anybody in here you got any
enemies you want us to [ __ ] with
actually don't say it on this live
podast the I'll give you some names noow
yeah I like this the whole goal is not
to get
caught yeah that's that's true it's
prison
horrible
um obviously it's horrible because
you're you're confined and your loss of
your freedom and you're being told to go
to bed and win the shower but it's like
a hangout it's not really like it's not
go to school you get a job I actually
have a photo I could show you that I
posted on the Internet it's not the
people you want to hang out with though
it's the dumbest like the worst people
well not federal prison cuz federal
prison you're actually with masterminds
like doctors lawyers politicians oh the
white collar guys the doctor high
profile send the picture
with them you with gang members your
friend doctors in prison well you think
about doctors they end up going to
prison cuz they overwrite prescriptions
or some type of wire fraud or molesting
a client that's State Prison they
separate the sex offenders cuz they
they'll get killed so wait how do you
well it only becomes Federal if you're
like molesting people in different
states oh so you have to be a really
prolific or you have to be like a super
like the king of that [ __ ] but the thing
is they they house them separately
because when you go to prison it's it's
it's very frowned upon to do anything
against women and children and elderly
people right like you they will that's a
good code they will um check your
paperwork and they will physically put
harm they'll hurt you kill you yeah you
can't do anything to wom kids um why why
because bro what you talking
about would you want somebody touching
your
kid a good point cuz if you're going to
do a crime I mean they're probably the
the easiest targets right yeah but you
don't want to do nothing to no kid it
doesn't it doesn't know right or wrong
yes that's what you said by the
way I was no I was curious why right I
was curious as to why you says why not
molest
kids we're live we're live we're live
let's take a CO break what's the longest
you've served at one time uh 39 months
oh [ __ ] yeah and I 5 months cuz I got
caught I gave the picture to Oscar right
now and they will put it I used to have
a phone in jail you see prisoner and
guess what there was another phone
taking a picture of me with this phone
so it had two phones is that Contraband
yeah hell yeah you got he got 90 days at
no for getting caught with it and he got
caught three times the thing is why I
had two phones right because like prison
people tend to get jealous so you would
have to like have another phone to make
people happy like oh here you guys could
use that one but I had my own separate
one because sometimes people do like
drug deals off of phones and stuff off
the outside or hits so whatever the
phone they confiscate I could get pulled
into an investigation and you could get
recharged so I was smart I kept
everybody happy didn't get hold on and
then had an extra phone foret smarts
yeah and I sold soups and you sold soup
like soups how do you get that [ __ ] in
no they have it in commentary well they
have the soups and everything commentary
but they got weed and phones in prison
how do they get because remember I told
you about the fire camps so a lot of
people they throw them over the fence on
the lowlevel yards and or they do drone
drops or the Dr he called me one time
now look when I when staff staff bring
staff police police prison's very
corrupt like the police will come in
they like oh if you guys want to fight
make sure you do it in the beginning of
my tour so I could write the paperwork
just don't kill each other oh they don't
give a [ __ ] they don't give a [ __ ]
they're in the they're in the back of
the office they having sex with each
other you wouldn't think your spouse I
he the Corrections Officers are [ __ ]
in I hear that happens a lot are you
going to think that your spouse is
cheating on you inside an institution no
they're in the back office banging dud
heard eating got their feet up chilling
it's like a hangout it's the easiest pay
they come around like all right guys put
your phones away is it dangerous for
them though
uh honestly in California the the the
correction officers have a lot of
control because they go to prison really
racist in California so they segregate
whites blacks and Mexicans how segregate
how racial like they you mean but like
they organize themselves that way no the
the inmates it's an old school mentality
but the police use it to their advantage
so the second you check in they go who
what race do you roll with you roll
white who asked you that
the inmates the inmates okay okay well
no no the cops do they put they were
like you're white I was like I guess I'm
white and then they they were like all
right you're with the woods and then
they put me in a room full of all these
white crackheads I nobody cool to talk
to and that's crazy so wait which which
part were you a part of I roll with the
whites where were allies with the
Southsiders which is a a gang of the
Mexicans cuz there's actually a northern
which are called Nanos and they roll
with the blacks it's super racist and
super small-minded so like a lot of
people are cool and you know and there's
a lot of hardship that you could see
with people like they have messed up
stories like there are some good people
but mostly people that are in prison did
something to get there but there is some
innocent people a lot of people are in
there they got just got or you got
railroaded like you know me like you
like you think when you go to trial
right it's not
like you could just get on stand and
tell you a story it doesn't work like
that they ask the questions they call
the witnesses they paint the perfect
picture so sometimes they could be like
all right you could say this but you
can't say that we don't want the jwy to
hear that or we don't want them to see
that evidence it's all up to the
discretion of the judge and they
basically like filet your whole story
just of like oh take the plea deal
because like I said business uh prison
is a business yeah you know and would
you like to hear the trajectory of our
relationship as I went from uh drug
dealer to social media uh whatever and
he went to prison so you guys have been
friends from childhood we'll get into
you again cuz I feel like we've been
talking I am I love this story but you
guys are friends since I know Jeff since
he's 13 years old so we grew up in the
same Staten Island New York it's a bunch
of it's a good family orientated place
but it was it was like everybody was
just like praying on each other selling
drugs to each other driving lease cars
living in their parents' basement
hooliganism holism Sopranos yeah yeah
and so did y all get into like crime
together well he's like four or five
what are you four years older than me
like 5 years older so the thing is I
always knew Jeff he was like he he was
like my little homie and he was in the
neighborhood he we all knew Friends cut
everyone's hair and then Jeff moved to
Miami we that's when we like really
started like hanging out and I was yo
I'm going to come visit you in Miami and
then I came to visit Jeff in Miami
remember we're live we're live so I mean
whatever it's so far behind I so far so
good but and Je and then after a couple
times we party in Miami a bunch of times
and Jeff's like I'm living in California
now I'm selling weed I'm like I'm coming
I'm coming to sell weed with you I
needed a a right-and man on the other
side to intercept and just help me with
with everything on the other side so oh
so you guys were in business together
allegedly yeah allegedly allegedly in in
Minecraft yeah yeah so so now yeah so
now uh I get a place at 1600 Vine and
that's where you know all the Viner
start coming and I'm using that as my
trap house did you do that intentionally
knowing that there was no I just started
like it was a nice building I had a
penthouse there we were using it like it
was like a factory like a just like a
conveyor belt of just pounds of weed
coming out packaged up wow and Cody was
loving it out here in La so much that he
just stopped doing all the stuff we
needed to get done in New York and he
was just hanging out in La all the time
we got caught up partying he went down a
real dark path real [ __ ] up on drugs
he was a mess he was real of [ __ ] look
let me tell you something nobody plans
to get addictive addicted I didn't go
out and say oh I'm going to go get
addicted to drugs and alcohol that
wasn't my mentality we were making a
load of money we going out we were
buying tables we were drinking drinking
is a normal in society right it's like
what we do for fun oh let's go watch the
game let's go party and eventually this
constant lifestyle became full-blown I
didn't want to leave it I would go out
and I'm like oh we're going to go here
tomorrow why I would be out he they got
to a point where we were like so just
done with him cuz he was such a maniac
just drinking wake up smoke two blunts
take two ader all snort coke and that
was just more this is me at
27 for real yeah I'm going to send it to
Oscar he looks like he's 50 wait what
the [ __ ] that's what drugs you look like
that's what drugs and alcohol do to you
man wait your hairline is different oh
because I used to have this long man bun
ponytail because we were joking around
Jeff was cutting my hair I did I made
him look like Pablo Esco you did that to
him yeah yeah I thought he just it would
look if we gave him that like
hair doesn't help so I became this real
big character I felt like I was it and I
was just like I was just making poor
decision making you know I wasn't I
thought and then I was listening to look
at you you look like you're [ __ ]
that's 60-year-old creep there so one at
that point we wanted nothing to do with
him we were like all right Cody's like
gone down a bad path it's only matter of
time before he was in jail there was
this Halloween party going on and we all
dressed up as like Mexican gang members
with like the the cholo things and in
from New York like you don't see a lot
of that so it seemed like a costume but
out here it was just like racist it was
like or they actually just thought we
were gang members and they didn't want
to let us in the club but whatever we
get in the club we're avoiding Cody at
all cost he finds out where we're at
shows up to the club comes to our table
starts slamming the bottle as Peach sck
he throws up in his own mouth and then
he chugs it back down with the sck again
drinks back he just such a scumbag that
is next level yeah I was doing like a
lot of adderal Coke Xanax m i you could
have died no I used to go to bed
sleeping with my heart popping out of my
chest that's how he almost died I used
to like get a lot of hallucinating Like
Cocaine cytosis I would CU I had the
cops after me and then I had some Street
enemies after me at the time cuz drug
dealing gets G uh like real deep like
you know but can I finish the Halloween
story yeah so now where uh we're like
all right let's get the [ __ ] out of this
place now Cody's here causing he he
smacked like a bouncer there or
something outside caus the whole scene
we're all looking over like all this
commotion of course it's Cody in the
center of it so like all right let's get
the [ __ ] out of here so we're all going
to leave now Cody's now in the car
somehow he's driving he pulled up
blasted music rap music he's like yo get
in we don't know any better I'm drinking
at the time too we get in we get in the
car right
he crashed that [ __ ] car about 90
seconds after oh no now he starts he
starts running he starts what was the
crash what did you guys crash into he
hit just hit into like a bar crash a
brand new Mercedes GL 550 rental car at
the time I crashed into another car with
a guy and woman I'm like like rear ended
them no full took off the whole
engine they were completely fine but he
decided he decided he knew God thank God
happy I didn't cuz I would be in jail
for the rest of my life and and I would
feel guilty that somebody lost their
life behind decision Mak so
he but now he's in that street just hit
this car he's like [ __ ] it I got to get
out of here we got to run now you yeah
so but the wheel fell off the car we're
missing the there's only three wheels on
the car now Jesus so now the car is
scraping and taking off with one wheel
three wheels on the car the car is like
I'm like yo we're not we got to [ __ ]
stop get like get the pull the car over
let's just deal with this like just run
or something leave the car here cuz he
was drunk he was going to go to jail
anyway so you're like we'll stay you run
he says to me he's like yo I'm too
[ __ ] up Jeff Take the Wheel oh [ __ ]
I'm like yo I'm on probation too you
dumb [ __ ] I this wasn't my idea I'm not
taking the wheel I get out of the car
and now he the cops pull up immediately
they grab him they tell all of us just
get the [ __ ] out of there we all leave
somehow a miracle happens where somebody
gets shot dead about three blocks away
so all cops have to it was a gang
shooting gang shooting gang shooting cuz
on on Halloween night they do gang
initiations where like I guess somebody
I don't I don't know I'm not a gang
member but I have heard stories like
where people have to prove their s and
they have to do
shootings so this person there's a
shooting cops all have to immediately
tend to that DUI whatever this is
priority so they let him go they let you
go the cop the sheriff opens the door
right I'm on the phone with my sister
he's like you got 15 minutes to get
somebody here to pick you up and get the
hell out of here and I was like perfect
I my boy my boy Max at the time came
pick me up and over I thought we were
never going to see him again yeah I
thought he was done there it's not over
it's not over I ended up going to Jeff's
house I was so back you like what the
[ __ ] he comes back to my house but he
left the in the car cuz we we we ran so
he didn't have the house keys so he
couldn't get in the house now okay okay
and and thank God I don't want nothing
to do with him at all you know I'm done
with this guy I've been done with him I
didn't even want him come to the
Halloween party up like that and I hop
in the car with him cuz I'm a little
drunk too I was drinking that's back
when I used to drink too so I I wasn't
perfect myself but now I get home to my
house and the whole fire department's
there in my hallway and everything's
white everything's been doused with fire
extinguishers so I think like some freak
accident happened here I see Cody peek
out from behind the wall like looking
like Albert Einstein with his hair all
white and he's like yo Jeff do they know
what happened like who the like who the
[ __ ] did this [ __ ] I'm like who the [ __ ]
did it you're covered in the white [ __ ]
you SK what happened I spray I was so
excited I got out of the DUI I ran up
and down the hallway with the fire
extinguisher spraying God the Los
Angeles Fire Department came to the
building and stuff you're like the
Tasmanian
bezel just covered in chaos everywhere
chaos chaos that's that's a crazy night
that's just one night and then and then
like about a week later I had a talk
with him we met up at a Starbucks I was
like yo you need to clean your life up
otherwise you're going to end up in jail
for a long time he didn't listen he
ended up in jail for a long time so what
was the what did you get busted for uh
probation violation yeah oh he was
already on probation I was on probation
2 that's time I'm like I'm like taking
the wheel I'm on [ __ ] probation 2
like
so he goes away and then finally like
throughout that time I become a internet
celebrity and he's watching me on the
phone in prison oh yeah and he's calling
me up and he's like he's like yo like
we're all watching your [ __ ] in here
like this is crazy and he's like can you
get a drone and can you can you can you
get a sack and put a sack of phones in a
in a bag and fly it in a drone and can
we fly he's like does Oscar know how to
work drones and I'm I'm like we're not
flying [ __ ] drones in prison for you
bro dude that is awesome but I wonder at
the time I think now the technolog is
better but I feel like it wouldn't be
that risky no we had iPhone 7 in prison
at the time you guys were stacked with
the new [ __ ] stacked with the new things
it was it was incredible it was
mindblowing what's how's the economics
of that work like who pays for like 10
phones cuz that's a lot of money outside
you get your peoples to send like a
PayPal or me it would be me you know
they send it to like a relative or
something but then how does he get you
back cuz give cards money I can put
money on his books or no there's like
it's donation they're just hooking you
up they're just hooking you if they love
you like if people that take care of you
in prison or if you're in the hospital
sick or the real people that love you
okay because that's who you really see
who like really cares about you mhm you
should try it go do a couple sounds kind
of good I mean it doesn't sound too bad
just hanging out what's the how's the
chat uh reacting to all they're saying
uh we got the new Duo right here me and
Cody yeah the new friend ofies that's
the new friend ofies that would be great
for you Cody if you could grab that
Thursday show spot I'm opening the bro I
was talking to AB yesterday I'm like yo
this Show's like watching the Titanic
it's so long that's your show was 3
hours Tian I thought you were saying our
show's like the Titanic no no no no
great show it's a great show it is long
but the thing I was like oh I felt like
I just watched a Titanic I came home and
went to to sleep but it was great it was
did I mean it is that long so three
hours very fond him very nice guy very
good crew very good you guys do a lot of
pre-production and you have a lot of lot
of uh you keep the show moving nicely so
that's what we need to work on yeah I
told Jeff I was like yo we're losers
we're not doing enough look at this
setup we should be yeah well again we've
been in the game for a while yeah and
we've been doing incremental
improvements you know all the time so
yeah you guys are in good shape
inspiring stuff but also we want to do
the main Channel stuff like our
investigator documentaries and the
barber shop there's a lot of other
things that we want to work on too
you've gone full-blown into the podcast
in H3 that's that's your main priority
and I feel like if you want to be
successful at anything you got to be
completely obsessed and dialed in on one
thing and I feel like we're kind of
spreading things out a little too much
right now and especially YouTube just
[ __ ] spitting in my face when I go
and risk my life to try to spread
awareness about fentanyl test bro yeah
Bloods On Your Hands YouTube now they're
going come hit this channel they keep
changing them out It's Not Susan anymore
no she left ripped to the goat damn
Noak see you guys are tight too right
you and me and Susan used to do Shabbat
together no I'm kidding I don't know her
Neil Mohan Neil Neil you [ __ ] killed
people this is there it is did you just
AI that oh my god oh that's awesome oh
that's good you guys do AI photos that's
good that's that would have been nice if
we dropped that on you Cody how that
would have been a good day huh I would
have been the man youve been the keing
to that the hero right hero so way the
people outside of prison would buy them
for you but then you could make a profit
inside prison selling them right you
could sell drugs in prison too yeah but
I mean and you could sell drugs on the
street too because you have it's the
same thing you're just confined so
imagine being in this little cell if
this was a cell hey bro go drop me off
10 pounds of weed right now yeah okay
let's move on let's move let's move on
because uh there's a lot of other
exciting stuff going on in the future
you know we've made a lot of terrible
mistakes in our past but now we are
reformed and honestly Life's a lot
harder out here than in there let's go
let's go back yeah [ __ ] it cuz here you
have responsibility you get stressed you
got bills there you just shower you go
to the yard you go to school you hang
out what what Bill bills like you know
you pay like rent he sleeping like a
beach wh drink look bills I don't pay
rent here I just got here 4 days ago
same [ __ ] did you move here uh no I told
Jeff that I'm so I'm full uh full-time
Nomad yeah so I don't have a permanent
spot no more and my family's from New
York so I bounce around there I bounce
around here when Jeff wants me around if
he doesn't he like oh you're just too
much I'll just go travel the world okay
that's cool well we got a good
understanding he knows that he's too
much sometimes that's good yeah and then
uh I live in hotels wherever you know I
think it's better for me so how do you
you make money uh different way comments
Ecom Ecom yeah yeah he he helps us with
I help people get funding with banks I
help people build small businesses
exotic rentals in Miami collects money
you do all that [ __ ] yeah car leases
real estate yeah what real EST I look I
turned my negative hustle into a
positive hustle I I'm just a hustler
look that's a lot of activity look we
sold pounds of weed Ethan we sold pounds
of weed we could get them maybe a good
price on a on a decent pound of weed
would be like 1,500 bucks in our time
yeah and we would sell them and after
going through all the risk of you know
shipping it there you lose some you take
losses on a box of 10 pounds that's you
know you just lost
$15,000 so we would go through all this
stuff yeah look at that that's that
would be a hit and then also I save a
lot of money no kids no girlfriend no
drugs no alcohol that's good you have a
nice savings yeah so think about how
much people spend on recre recreational
drinking recreational drug use going
outre and if you got a spouse everything
becomes half you could probably buy a
lot of little Croy but listen what I was
trying to what what I was getting at was
our profit margin on the weed was maybe
we would sell that for it wasn't even
100% it was maybe like maybe we get
$2,500 wholesale when we would get all
the pounds of weed there now we sell
hair products and it's a it's basically
the same thing it's legal and we can do
it and promote it publicly and it's just
so much better you know why Amazon it's
just it's that easy well you can
actually sell weed now like that too
but I love the the hair products it's
really goodal you got yeah that was my
goal in life ever since I was a little
kid I knew that like I would I wanted to
make money while I was like a like you
know they say make money while you sleep
it's cutting hair you have to actually
you make money on based on how long you
work how many haircuts you give just
wanted to make a great product have it
out there and just be able to put it in
people's hair like yours and show look
at how great you look today thank you
yeah I had an apartment in Miami I was
living there fulltime for three years
but then I was like what am I paying
$3,000 a month to never be anywhere you
know yeah I rather just live in it's a
lot of money if you don't have to pay
you know Ethan's from you're from New
York originally right no didn't you live
there for I did live there for a year
he's from I'm from SoCal soal I went to
Santa Cruz for college so I lived there
for five years but I was born in Ventura
which is LA County it's count okay yeah
yeah so not like an hour and a half yeah
North so you did one year in New York
and that's when you were going hard with
the skits mess with people on the street
it's the best to mess with people on the
street in New York yeah we had a really
good like creative year that year in New
York yeah and
um I think ultimately though we just
prefer California we went out there uh
to be close to some friends who were
doing YouTube and Ela had a job
opportunity cuz we we weren't
filthy Frank filthy Frank and John Tron
yeah we were real tight with them you
guys still close I loved his stuff like
which one Frank back yeah back when Jo
killing no I haven't talked to him in a
long time really once he I'll be once he
moved to the music thing he kind of
moved to the mus feel like he didn't
want to associate with yeah I have
friends you know it's if I see him we
pick up right where we left off like I
was part of that Rudy manuso and Lily
Pon I've been you know doing all this
stuff for a long time so I get it I know
I know the or I remember when he first
made his move to music I was singing his
Praises on the podcast like uh filthy
Frank he's moved on he's doing all these
great things and he I don't know if he
called me or messaged me he's like hey
bro don't call me don't call me filthy
Frank anymore wow I was like
okay I I get it though he yeah but he's
a big deal now he's really successful in
the music industry
I don't think anybody's really
transitioned from being such like a
maniac online to being a respected
musician no maybe like Eminem started
off like on YouTube no I mean not even
on YouTube but like Eminem was like just
[ __ ] roasting everybody like Britney
Spears and [ __ ] like nobody was safe
with Eminem and then he went more like
serious I guess but no he's yeah it's
pretty amazing he's I think cuz he had
more challenges because of his pigment
of his skin because he was white yeah
yeah he was doubted because it was
supposed tough being white well no it's
not just just in that game you're
talking about in well in ja in Japan
where he grew up he's half white no he's
talking about M talking mem talk this is
what you get roasted for cuz you go on
your phone on a podcast I'm reading the
comments I'm reading the comments I want
to read the comments to try to give
feedback if I read those comments it'll
crush me I'm probably getting destroyed
crush me go on R go on anything you want
I don't care go slander us on it we
don't give a [ __ ] we like it we enjoy it
we look at it when we work out it gives
us more motivation makes us run faster
so you were in New York and what was
after New York I was in New York for a
year we had a really good year a lot of
growth yeah and then we're like well uh
we in that year became like a lot more
financially successful as well so we're
able to move back to
California and uh essentially get a
place in a car which is something we
never were able to do and from there we
were living in uh the valley in in like
Woodland Hills I think aren't the rules
in California different than I mean not
California in New York different than
anywhere else for filming on the street
like you can film on the street and not
have to blur anybody's face I'm pretty
sure like that's why Eric Andre films
all of like you his on the street stuff
in you could film in a courthouse
trial yeah yeah oh no you don't need to
I don't think if you're in public you
need to blur anyone's face anywhere
however I do know that like in LA the
permit laws are a lot stter stter yor
yeah like in New York nobody's going to
be like hey you got a permit and that
happens to us sometimes here in La yeah
nobody nobody cares in New York do
whatever you want but yeah we I mean New
York is just a jungle like you would go
outside anywhere and it was like there
was something to capture I love it I'm
going back there in probably like spring
I'm going to I'm going to bounce back
and forth but um we got take quick uh
yeah family's there it's nice uh real
people real jobs MH you know uh friends
I grew up with uh real life problems you
know not like all my Reddit pissing me
off it's making you know right but um we
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mancate yeah yeah you shave your
nuts not not currently do you what is it
like once every month two months or is
it cuz you lost the manscape
sponsor if they bring it back I'll I'll
keep my nuts real [ __ ] clean there
you go that's my Au yeah if manscape
gives Ethan a deal I will stop getting
Brazilian waxes you know that's
ridiculous you don't do that I was like
[ __ ] tell me you do that I don't no I do
that you Brazilian wax you're it's very
clean as being an athlete it's good
hygiene What for like swimming faster
for running sweat you know sometimes you
wait are you for real I'm so serious
you're waxed I waxed wa did you wax your
butthole too yes yes holy [ __ ] did you
know that KN why would I tell that like
yo Jeff I wax my butthole I don't know
that's pretty interesting what poor
woman does this saying it around 30,000
um first of all I don't like the little
berries and I'm the
dingleberries little berries and the
thing and new thing is when you wax you
don't get skid marks in your underwears
bro we're live different reason I don't
okay you get skid marks from the
dingleberries no just from the hair you
know oh okay yeah that sounds so much
more like you you probably have ingrown
hair problem look let's change the
subject we're live for different re
stuff this is what you like to talk
about on your show like I said I won't
do it no more if they give my boy my boy
that's it we're back we're out
yeah we're out yeah all right so sh and
and when you hook up with someone is are
they surprised when they see that where
will I eat Al oh okay life Al it's kind
of like are you relationship you
probably look like a child down
there with am I a relationship no I am
single I'm not in a relationship I'm
very happy with myself you're single and
waxed I'm single and waxed I'm doing a
lot of work on myself I I really don't
even want to entertain the thought of a
relationship does it hurt does it hurt
really bad sorry I know yeah well what
do you mean they just rip it it's quick
I'm you get used to it you know do you
tip your lady or is it a lady yeah it's
a lady and I tip a bucks and how much is
the the wax is 130 20 150 good and it's
for a month once a month that's so
interesting and how do you I mean do you
feel weird walking in there pulling your
pants down like to it's just business
it's not like I'm trying to hit on her
like oh here like do this I'm like oh
hey hi I have full-blown conversations
like yeah how you I mean they see that
every day
yeah day you worry about getting aroused
in that situation I try and I I I think
of some other stuff to to like holy [ __ ]
stop that from happening would be what
do you think no we're live we're live
you know what I think of you think of I
think about when I used to go hiking
with
Nerf that's really nice who's Nerf Nerf
was buldog it was our our dog pretty
much he actually went to impound and
when Jeff build him out and he's been
around forever osar created an Instagram
he's we had so the guy lived so long
Ethan is a a dog lover himself he has
great dogs dog he just recently lost
Shredder sorry to hear that I met the
puppy yesterday in the studio oh he ate
like a the mic crazy thing I saw that
picture that was funny so Nerf we're
going to have to look for that you're
going have to go through he was the
longest living French bulldog in the
world in the world he broke record 17 oh
wow French bulldogs were supposed to
make it to like 9 10 really he had like
100,000 Instagram followers or something
yeah but that's like you know that
matters what do you mean that matters I
had human beings get jealous of him
before you got jealous of I got jealous
yo Nerf got more followers than me I was
like this is he started clout chasing
Nerf he would wake up in the morning
this 16-year-old dog we had this this
company sent us a backpack it was like
K9 backpacks or something where you
could take your dog on a hike with you
and they could just go cuz he's out of
shape you know their the way their
builds are so he would bring Nerf out
every day like let's [ __ ] do in and
Shar is post a Nerf story like clout
chasing [ __ ] did Nerf like it though
he probably no he was miserable his
bones were turned in this in this
backpack just going up in the heat in a
m every day 16 something was keeping him
alive citizen maybe it was maybe you did
keep him alive well I lost three years
because of prison with him so yeah it
was nice when you came out and you got
to reunite with Nerf was he happy to see
you yeah he remembered and everything we
used to throw so you think about that
that's that's special we used to have so
many parties in like hotel rooms and
like we would destroy the hotel rooms it
was paraphernalia liquor everywhere and
you just see a French Bulldog walk out
of nowhere through all this no collar no
collar like no tags on them we never put
a leash on them we would get them steaks
room service we get them like Ste in
Vegas if we were in Vegas we would get
Nerf for T-bone steak and just let him
just just tear it apart all over the
hotel room dogs are they're here to be
spoiled they they live you know holy
lives for all of us sinners yeah all
right well our babies um should we get
into H Bachelor should we talk Bachelor
I am oh okay because I was thinking you
did H Ethan heartthrob and then I
thought I'm married uh no I'm not saying
we're going to do it for you over here
that' be that'd be pretty funny though
if we like tried to yeah um let's break
your
marriage we've been talking about it
here a lot and well it's a very exciting
um we're launching it on Valentin Val's
day so does that mean we're filming live
on Valentine's Day valent so okay
Valentine's Day we are going to open up
the submissions I think mhm we'll we'll
be doing a live show am I there for that
if you're available okay yeah you have
big plans on Valentine's Day otherwise I
hope not no I'm I'm committed I just
want to know what um like so that'll be
our our launch day we'll come we'll open
the applications we'll tell people what
we're looking for and then the next week
or in two weeks depending on how long it
takes them we'll have our first round of
applicants to go over well and then
we'll bring you back like a season it's
like a multi-episode series it's it's
it's effort you know because we got to
look through tons of resumes we got to
shorten it down to like 20 applicants
and then we're going to bring you in
we're going to review them all together
pick out of the 20 maybe 10 or something
and then we'll start having them call
into the show and see the rapport
okay uh did poke did Pokey
respond [ __ ] you know what she probably
is trying to contact me I'm off Twitter
she's probably relationship cuz she
seemed all like flustered and then she
shut it off like I didn't want to say
anything I don't I don't know but I know
a lot of like twitch people are they
they keep it private so it's possible
that she is I am not saying that from
any I like that even that makes me like
her even more yeah she like said sh
private
yeah Oh I thought you meant like home
wrecker like you're like well no no
that's that see like I love Tana she's
my best friend as a for a woman my best
woman friend um but I just fear that
like if we got in one little fight she
would go on a podcast and just destroy
my life you know that's what I fear
about Tanner cuz she's so open and like
she's honest and funny and I could make
a big mistake and then her audience will
come and kill me yeah that was my Trisha
Dynamic bye-bye manscape by by
everything it's a special relationship T
actually has manscape sponsors which
makes no sense because she's getting
waxed she's not well maybe she's got
girls buying it for their boyfriends so
how how long have you been waxing well I
was actually my old old girlfriend from
2009 told me about it I tried it out and
then I stopped for but I get I get waxes
cuz I get um I have sensitive skin I
can't believe I can't I I can't believe
this is a thing did you ever what do you
you mean this is a thing this is a I I
never thought I never took you as as I
don't know what are you trying to
stereotype me cuz I get waxes it's
hygiene I'm just trimming my stuff wait
what happens if you're in prison cuz you
all shower naked together right or not
like that no would they freak out if
they saw you all waxed up no they
usually shave well you can't get waxes
in prison but you use a razor blade or a
buzzer they could sell you you buy so
everybody's clean everybody has good
hygiene oh no I wouldn't really be
worried about that in prison no I didn't
wax or do anything like that in prison
only out here because I like to keep it
clean you know yeah for sure absolutely
get back I was trying to find love let's
let's move past the wax it please I'll
talk to you about it later that's
there's nothing to talk
about chat Chad says that Pokey likes
your
videos oh yeah yeah that she mentioned
liking your videos wow oh that's
something it's beautiful not a lot of
people share that uh I'm just kidding
what videos like the barber shop ones I
the drug deal she just likes looking at
you drug trafficking
ones I'm messaging her I forgot I have
her phone number no it's okay cuz we're
going to ruin the show if say I honestly
start talking to her like I was thinking
about dming her after the show yesterday
and be like sorry about that or
something like shows can you guys follow
each other no I haven't talked her ever
but I was going to be like
hey the show's caned it's done it's me
and you girl yeah but I was going to say
something stupid for
you I'm surprised you telling me out of
all the celebrities you know nobody ever
told you about this I know I know people
do it no people have told me yeah a lot
of women but why is it weird because
I've been to the big house and I do it
like what I didn't choose to go there it
wasn't by choice I got kidnapped but you
are choosing to wax I'm choosing the wax
but I will stop if manscape gives Ethan
a tail okay found out okay okay Ethan
okay Ethan Ethan I asked him we don't
have that sound bite right let's get it
right now suspended it from the studio
it was a little delay where I was just
like I'm done with debating this guy
okay Ethan like I'm not going to win
this no matter what that that was me
basically saying like you win yeah I
know I know it was a but it was it was a
special moment yeah I'm done with this
I'm
[ __ ] so anyway I'm super excited for
the bachelor and frankly um I can I
think you are as well that I think is is
great I'm excited to do some uh to do a
project with you yeah a crossover
project yeah yeah it's going be good cuz
uh you guys do a great job you had a
great team behind you you're fun to work
with and you too we have good rapport
yeah yeah and like the shows you've done
you and Hassan had a great thing going
that ended recently though right was
that because of disagreements on some
political topics let's do a cheers
cheers to my Dogs new friendships
Brothers connections Beginnings yeah I'm
connected now you are you got a backup
plan things don't work out here you
could go [ __ ] chase people down for
uh H3 I'll go burn a barbecue on fire on
H3 show if I needed to make money hell
yeah I'll be a professional you're
talking about we did yesterday yeah what
we did yesterday barbecue some water
bottles yeah that's it got his felonies
expunged you know we're good guys we're
good guys clean wreck now
we got three free strikes baby what are
we going to use them on yeah I'm not
using mine no more I'm going the right
way yeah but um no I'm I'm more excited
to know that it's a that it's going to
be a multi- episode thing it's kind of
like we got our own little Series going
it will it be weekly uh it dep it
depends I guess just how much time we
need I think weekly is ideal however it
just depends how much we can accomplish
yeah in between and what we need to do
it's a lot of moving Parts cuz Oscar and
Kyle they're very excited to get on it
we were talking about doing like our own
version where we all live in a house
together we select the top girls they
move out we do sort of like a bachelor
style show but like like in our way of
like stupid funny [ __ ] you guys
wanted to do that that's a that's very
complicated yeah that's a big project
it's completely different than what we
were talking about but now we have like
your submissions and my submissions so
I'm down to combine them all yeah and we
can use your show to obviously the goal
is to find the one mhm but say find like
two that I can't decide on mhm then
maybe we do that like spin-off oo you
know and we go big budget make them try
make him fight for it that maybe even a
fight like a like a celebrity boxman I
wouldn't do that to my my I wouldn't
want to put that make him fight just put
him in the ring do a do a race whoever's
faster oh like a 400 meter race on a
track yeah that one of your questions
could be like I go to prison for
whatever I didn't do it I'm innocent but
I'm in prison and I call you one day and
I says baby I need you to drone in 40
iPhones do you do it yeah if she does
she's a real one right cuz you're
innocent you didn't kill anybody it just
a wrongful conviction yeah because uh
usually when guys you don't lose your
girl you just lose your
turn don't lose you lose your turn
because now like somebody else is going
somebody else is going to be with your
girl on the outside you know lose your
yeah you lose your
turn it's interes I don't think
anybody's going to wait around for you
to get out it's just not realistic I
mean I I tend to agree and I was talking
to you yesterday yesterday about your
your relationship cuz she thought he was
going away for 10 years you think though
maybe she should have waited a little
longer yeah it happened right was mon I
don't think she was sad she didn't even
come visit me he he did he came and
visit me
I was like I don't want to see you bro
like I didn't time you're wasting my
visits this could have been my mother
coming in you get a limited visits and I
was like yeah I felt bad I was like damn
Jeff got arrested I was like we got to
go see him that's a good dude I know the
feeling yeah of wanting to visit wanting
to get out that cell and I couldn't go
visit him cuz you can't visit someone in
jail if you have a felony California so
damn the felons really I wasn't able Vis
him but I was able to pick him up that
was fun it disqualifies you from call so
now that you guys are expunged can you
can you vote I don't have to it's it's
it's yeah I could vote every you can
vote yeah yeah got V you guys are back I
need to learn stuff I need to learn
about politics cuz I I vote I can carry
a firearm but I'm not going to get that
um I can do a lot of things now I'm I'm
just like you we're back we're normal we
we're equal we're equal absolutely W
yeah yeah we got a lot of lot of
opportunities have you have you guys
voted ever no I'm going to
vote um I who are you voting for I'm not
getting into Politics on this stuff man
no we got to make it no rose means Trump
by the way it's going to be a golden
Barber poll or will you accept my poll
oh
damn oh you would make a good Bachelor
for the real show we'll Crush that [ __ ]
like like entertainment wise the way we
do it with our no rules and just gorilla
style AG we're going to make a much
better product for sure I'm a fan of the
bachelor by the way the way I don't
phenomenal I think I'm going to be on
the show too the golden Bachelor is
amazing are you for real yeah what put
your appliation you mean for mine or
theirs no we're going to create our own
Bachelor show okay yeah are we he's wax
ladies I don't know you told me
something in February was going down
we're going to rent the house we're
going to just do applications I don't
maybe you lie to me no it was I was just
telling you we were doing for my myself
you be around you be a part of it maybe
you just placed that in my heart just to
tell me that you know maybe you just
wanted me what you think it do you want
to be a bachelor
um I don't know okay did you think it
was like that uh like that Vinnie and
Paulie D like uh double shot at love
like that I just thought it was going to
be a good entertainment show that's it
we don't know what we're doing we're
just yeah we're figuring out as we go if
not I'll just go to China again I don't
care dud by the way that's sick that you
did that yeah the great w of China I'm
I'll send Oscar the picture Let's Get It
Up did you make any friends there or was
it too hard yeah I make friends
everywhere cuz I'm actually a
professional sky diver I don't know if
you knew this about me I didn't so yeah
I Skydive for a living so I got into
skydiving and I have friends all over
what do you mean for a living well it's
like a passion for me but you don't make
money doing it well you can if you work
inside the sport but I don't work inside
the sport doing like tandem jumps like
you you you could do tandems you could
coach people I would not want you tandem
in me you know one time he jumped out of
the plane cuz he's a big guy he's a
little he's bigger for a skydiver you
know probably the biggest sky diver out
there is that right they're usually more
yeah um you can't do a tandem if you're
more than 240 lbs how much you you got
be close I'm 234 but it's not a tandem
I'm a solo jumper I have my own
parachute so there's no weight limit for
that but one time there's a little hacky
sack thing that you pull to pull the
shoot yeah so one time he jumped out of
the plane and he's so like clumsy that
his thing hit the doorway out so his
shoe pulled right in yeah so there's all
right so you so there's a pin that holds
the SC like it's called a dag with the
parachutes in so my flap came down and
hit the door so my parachute came out
without me cuz usually you have a pilot
you throw it into the wind it opens it
up nicely so I was tumbling to the earth
I was like oh it was my first cutway I
was like oh my God I tried to open it I
opened it up it was a mess and then just
if I got hooked into the propellers of
the plane or something so many bad
things going to happen with that it
could have
wrapped well I cut away you know you
can't hesitate because you got to
remember you're you're losing altitude
fast so you got you you know you got to
save yourself so he'll take you he'll
take you on a jump Ethan so cutaway
handle if anybody is ever in a situation
with skydiving so you have a right side
cutaway handle and then your left side
you pull which your reserve comes out so
it's the backup yeah you bailed and it
worked it worked it's like a quick thing
if it didn't I wouldn't be here talking
to you I'd be gone and was it terrifying
yes did you take a break from skydiving
after that you didn't care no I didn't
care right back up and you've done it
you've done other um cuts since then my
second I had two cutaways but they were
in like the beginning of my
career and uh the second one you have
steering toggles so I open up at 2500
feet and my left steering toggle was
gone and I had to cut away cuz I
couldn't control the C no more was it
also terrifying or did you feel more
confident that time uh I was a little
bit terrified because I was already low
oh [ __ ] and then I opened up and then I
landed yeah when you see that Earth
getting closer and closer to you it's it
gets gets scary yeah CU you know it's do
a die but but it it is a pretty
extensive like course they they put you
through a lot of schooling I I did the
whole I got license and it it was a lot
of training and stuff even when you cut
away there's this like metal thing that
you cut you're not even supposed to drop
it because the safety of the people on
the ground so when you cut away you hold
on to that metal piece you can't let
anything
drop the Wall of China that's sick all
right cool let's move on to uh by the
way just so you know I have to leave at
3: cuz I need to go [ __ ] in a box okay
uh what do you mean Co what do you mean
what do I mean that's cool you have the
[ __ ] in a box for what I have to do a a
feal exam is that cuz your your age you
turnning no it's because I've been
having weird blood work and stuff and I
know it's it's
not I was more concerned about it it's
something I've been dealing with for a
while but you're not even 40 yet though
right 30 I'm 38 I'm you're younger than
Mike that's that's the craziest thing I
love that I love that cuz you're just so
the way you live your life Mike's 39 old
ass [ __ ] loser yeah just the way like
oh my
God boyfriend what you guys are doing in
life just completely different well he's
like single doing the bachelor [ __ ] I'm
about to have my third my third baby
wow yeah I'm like you know I that's the
life for me you know what I mean it's
kind always been like that but anyway I
got I had weird respect life thank you
yeah it is it is to be there for your
family and be a parent it's nice though
like at the other hand like I understand
how how fun and nice it is like I've
never been single and successful yeah
like I can imagine that that would be
fun as well yeah but at least you have
real authentic love because you don't
want to be single and people using you
yeah that's the one thing that I I kind
of fear like I I'm single and successful
but it's a different anxiety yeah I
don't know what people want out of me
and your girl came up with you right
yeah y day one bro match made in heaven
bro she was with you from the beginning
we made the channel together3 that's
hila and
Ethan you know mhm yeah I never dated I
was always a broke [ __ ] loser like in
my dating life and then that's love she
loves you when you're a broke loser for
sure that's real love [ __ ] that is real
she didn't love you when you were rich
and successful hell no yeah well she
loves yet she still loves me yeah back
then
no did she like the haircut she likes it
yeah I
think we both agreed it's a little long
on the top which is the style yeah but I
feel like it makes my head look so
oblong well we want it to thin it thins
out your face however are you saying I
have a puff well you know you know
what's the best thing about hair cuz I
used to have long hair too and you have
nice really good hair um you could
always cut it and it grows back it does
so if you don't like it you could just
see all right I'll say this the I love
the sides yeah which is I mean that's
where you cut it well I didn't cut the
top so the sides are great I I I would
do this regularly the sides and just
bring it down a little bit month segment
we'll do it uh the weatherman here he
prepared a segment we want make sure to
not show that on screen yet um but for
everyone else pull out your phone me
have you guys ever done a cahoot mm I
don't know what that is so I'm a little
bit younger than download an app or
something NOP just go to cahoot do
it.com on Safari sorry sorry just
cahoot.com spell that yeah spell it uh k
a i was already wrong with a c o o t TV
it cahoot
yeah so this is like they would do like
in school uh tests and stuff don't say
this game pin on the screen out loud
Brian I don't do free brand
deals um yeah so gamein this isn't a
brand deal wait what the [ __ ] I'm doing
a little quiz for you guys the seven
digigit number on the TV okay wait don't
say it out loud play so that up there
you see that okay I got it enter that
game pin and why is this so people
don't
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and then you can just put in your
nickname and it'll say Cody's going to
put it on I'm just King
it
753
2730 person in
there okay hold on
nickname I'm in can you click on the the
player
account okay Logan Paul I'll be Logan
Logan Paul Ethan it's just me oh I'm in
I'm in all right cuz I scanned it you
can now hit the next screen uh Oscar so
we're going to play a game called who
done it okay okay um this is influencers
and what crimes they've committed and
been arrested for oh I should be good at
this should be good at this so you'll
also get more points the quicker you
answer what did fousy tube get arrested
for we've got assault vandalism self
arrest DUI o oh uh looks like I think
assault assault yeah wait wait wait wait
wait you didn't assault anybody we play
the game right yeah you play the game oh
I guess we should you pick you pick you
see the answers right there and then you
just pick which one you want I don't
think he maybe he assaulted somebody ran
[ __ ] I ran out of time it's time so you
get 20 seconds so self arrest was the
correct that's what I was that's what I
put we'll give it to you [ __ ] give me
that I thought he beat somebody up and
ran to the whole room didn't do anything
he called the police on himself didn't
he hit a woman in the face like on a
show never got arrested for oh yeah yeah
yeah that that right he wasn't charged
for that next oh man so the scoreboard
we're not going to count mine just cuz I
made it uhoh someone's in here oh you
guys in the bathroom what did Jake Paul
do to get arrested oh he went in that
mall trespassing an unlawful assembly
drug possession disturbing the piece or
inciting a riot I fil this
video you filed that video yeah I filmed
that video that's a fake arrest it's a
fake cop that was an actor that we hired
was it dicey out there in the mall uh oh
I just I was going to oh yes all right
trespassing an unlawful assembly was
correct let's see the scoreboard now
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nice and they found all those BB guns in
his house too that one time we're not
counting me so Cody's in the lead Ethan
is tied or he's second at 756 so you get
more points the quicker quicker what did
Tana do to get arrested damn T got
arrest oh identity theft harassment
underage drinking or fraud oh my phone
uh I don't I think she's done harassment
but I don't think she's got arrested for
it I think it's underage drink I think
it was probably underage yeah I took a
stab in the dark underage cocaine doing
or something she probably got some wild
[ __ ] she did back then in Vegas underage
drinking was the correct answer did she
what at Coachella oh I know at Coachella
undercover cops oh my God right now Cody
is still on the lead Ethan is second
crushing it all this is influence you
should be killing it I should have got
the first one what did the stroke twins
do to get arrested I know you guys
probably won't know them I know these
[ __ ] Knuckleheads they got too high
and called the cops self arrest fake
bank robbery prank fake fake dead body
prank or identity theft and trespassing
for a concert I think I got that I know
who these Knuckleheads are I think I
even made a video about him oh really I
think I did see you talking about that I
know fake bank robbery prank yeah that
was insane those guys are nuts idiots
idiots just rob a bank for real eth is
now in the lead at least you get the
money absolutely insane Logan Paul is
second and ligma is third Lima what did
Jeff Whit do to get arrested now this
one's going to be a little bit tricky
counterfeiting assault drug manufacturer
and cultivation or drug trafficking and
distribution that's a sick that's your
mug shot eh yeah
nice what I was mad how old were you
21 21 that's when I was facing life so I
was pissed drug trafficking and distribu
mad there was the correct answer I know
my boys I know my
crimes Ethan is now in the league of
course he's gonna win this game this is
my Jeff is second
six of eight what did Bryce Hall do to
get arrested I know I know I know I know
I know disturbing the piece drug
possession aggravated assault or drug
trafficking and distribution he wasn't
trafficking he was
just he was just he's a nice dude I met
he came on our show PR is the best he's
and he's always down he'll show up
always if you ask him to come through
he's there we actually had a we had a
good uh episode together that doesn't
stop him from being a no good drug he
was drug possession oh my god oh no what
you put aggravated assault me too cuz he
got he's gotten fights in Las Vegas with
people don't think he's been arrested I
don't think he got caught I think he
just filmed it and posted it so what
drugs was he in possession weed in Texas
oh I didn't even hear about that wait I
thought that was uh the other one it was
both of them they both got caught for it
like the the one of the other like
Taylor yeah yeah is that the game uh
there's two
more keep it going all right let's see
who's in the lead
Jeff is now in the lead and he's got the
hot thing next to him meaning he's on
AEK of five I'm on fire what did vital I
know this I know this I know be careful
aggravated battery aggravated assault
moneya laundering or DUI I know everyone
knows but there's a big difference
between battery and assault I don't know
what's the difference between battery
and assault uh that's the game damn that
is I mean
assault he he ass's wor yeah he
assaulted
but B okay oh batter's
worse I did assault battery is worse yes
battery is worse he got charged with a
guy read the whole the whole law book
six years of read wor aggravated battery
is worse than aggravated assault
aggravated assault can just be
threatening yeah Oh I thought battery it
sounds like it should be right so when
you hit someone it becomes battery yeah
oh cuz you could have you could uh it's
you could assault someone by throwing
something at them what if you throw a
battery at someone it's a batter assault
with battery that's assault with a
deadly weapon yeah last
one what did Cody do to get
arrested arson fraud drug possession gun
charge oh can do all the above Let's do
let's do the first time old the above I
got I got my own [ __ ] wrong I I I know I
know which this a trick question this is
the first time the gun
charge I did it was a gun charge I did
gun charge cuz that was your first big
arrest what do you have on you you know
the story can I tell you can I tell can
I tell the story let me tell you the
story hold on oh wa third place
Ethan ah Ethan I thought better Cody
yeah and that means first
place LP yeah my dream Paul we love you
yeah I finally get to be Logan
kind of [ __ ] is this I got my own [ __ ]
wrong um listen so you want to hear the
Dr the gun story and then you can
go hear he was young in sat Island he
was driving a car had a bunch of drugs
on him got caught he got pulled over
they found him asleep at a red light you
know he was back he was taking Xanax or
some [ __ ] had a bunch on him selling him
doing everything falls asleep at a red
light cops pull him over he's like all
right look you guys got me you know you
found all these drugs but he remembered
in his head when he was in the precinct
last time there was like that cash for
guns in New York they reward people if
you return a firearm MH so he thought
that it would be a good idea like let me
negotiate with these cops like hey I
know you guys are looking for guns MH I
happen to have a gun at my house I'll
give you the gun if you guys you know
let this go away so the cops are like
yeah sure you idiot yeah
sure and I try to manipulate law
enforcement to my benefit gigging away I
was like oh you could just go plant it
on somebody else or do something with it
oh you got you guys were tight they
turned around and charged it on me so he
takes it to they follow to his house he
was it illegally owned no it was stolen
oh that's even worse and then they
charge me for ammunition and Firearms so
how did you get the gun I I don't want
to say a bullet Jam didn't it to right
was there bullet Jam yeah it was a
bullet but the thing is it was a gun
that you you didn't buy it from a gun
shop no it was from the it was from the
streets
number was ghost gun Vin scratched off
yeah but that's what they're looking for
the cops at the time but it just that
situation wasn't the best negotiation
you know so did well were they going to
charge you with anything before that
yeah the possession of the but I should
have just took it because it was so low
level there was like possession of Xanax
and possession of weed you got
possession and then I got the firearm
because now I try to manipulate he tried
to be a good guy and look what happens
no I was manipulating you know the word
manipulating I looking to advantage of
the system for my
own getting out of trouble he's he's
knows now and I got burnt yeah that's it
all right so but wouldn't you also get a
DUI if you're like at a red light passed
out um Jeff Jeff didn't tell the story
right you told me that I was on the
wrong side of the road cuz like uh I
pulled up to the store and I ran into
the store real quick and I lived in like
at the time I lived in a a high profile
p trolling neighborhood because it was
filled with minorities so we had a lot
of police activity so like oh you
[ __ ] you parked on the other side of
the road you're ran in a store and then
they pulled me over and then you know
back then cops didn't have body cameras
narcotics in New York were tough to deal
with cuz you wouldn't you would know
they were the police because they would
be all Caucasian or like similar like
Hispanic or even sometimes it would be
africanamerican and you would just see
like all the reacon you would see like
wristbands that would color but you
wouldn't see Badges and you would just
see a gun and you would hear radios and
they like shut the [ __ ] up and then
they'll just beat the hell out of you
and you know and when they found stuff
on you you know you were going to jail
for weed in New York City it wasn't
legal you were doing an overnighter yeah
and then you were getting a desk
appearance ticket and coming back and I
got so many possessions of marijuana on
my record so the gun really is what got
you bust the gun yeah yeah and they
ended up had to go to freaking reich's
Island for 30 days holy did it to
himself because they were like oh give
you one year probation and I had to go
to reich's Island I was like bro I'm not
taking the probation I'll take the 30
days in jail I hope this live episode
went well you know I I feel like we dove
into bro I think the best part of the
episode is getting my boy co over here
dud that was legendary nice that was
[ __ ] awesome look these live shows
could be fun we could do them
potentially I had a lot of fun doing it
we'll be more prepared next time we'll
have the cokes ready the if I have five
bucks I'll give you 250 out of it my
dude so you could go to the store too
and get a thank you bro we had the
perfect guest for our first live you
guys did good yall did really good I
love the ambient music that's one of my
favorite things and you you you played
really good
uh ambient music there I find that that
makes such a big difference yeah and the
listening experience it's really you
guys have good stuff back there on the
on the sound means a lot coming from you
Ethan the best in the biz all right
there you have it Oscar keep your eye in
the audio okay don't [ __ ] actually I
think it works I think it's better too
that we go live cuz Oscar won't lose the
footage lose it it's out yeah that's
true that's another thing you mean
really you can't and maybe sometimes
that's bad but just saying the footage
was there it was just corrupted it got
corrupted yeah yeah let's it's corrupted
like passed it it's corrupted like
prison but I don't think we got in
trouble I don't think we said anything
what the chat's all good were they
liking the episode yeah they're saying
they want Cody as a bachelor too oh yes
yeah I'm just happy that wasn't I'll be
happy if Pokey DMS me back or texted her
let see if she respond no I think I
think uh let's let's take the show
serious let's actually cuz a lot of
girls worked hard and took time to
submit and no we are I totally fair if I
listen for me nothing's more serious
than finding you love a I appreciate
that it means a lot nothing
wow but if she's interested I'll make
sure she's part of it but something
tells me but how are we she might have
some and again I'm not speak I'm not
speaking that's fine I don't even know
her I just thought like I saw a few
Clips I thought she was cute and said
some nice things about me so that's all
it takes that's no that's enough yeah
you know if I if someone's cute and says
nice things about me if I'm single it's
like oh she's definitely into me yeah
yeah but you that's the beauty of the
deluded you have to be like delusional a
little bit you're not because because
it's usually true in your case I'd say
but in my case with a guy that looks
like me you have to almost
be you have to uh dilute yourself into
thinking that this these women are
they're into you don't sell yourself
short I think you your your
transformation but that works you look
younger than Oliver tree right now well
he's a [ __ ] degenerate loser piece of
[ __ ] yeah not surprised by that you're
looking better than ever confidence
should be up there sell yourself should
I like this look on you I like that
sponsored by coch zero
will you accept this poll my poll will
you accept my poll I don't know if and
it's got to be golden the poll I mean
you know it's not going to be just a
it's going to look like a trophy like
the steamies that I keep very close
who's cre out of frame oh yeah greatest
Redemption Arc I mean that's fantastic
yeah I'm very proud of that it's a great
one who did who's doing the
photoshopping back there uh someone out
of the office Dave M oh that's cool nice
we're trying to grow the team it's good
hopefully be uh on the level of you know
the H3 show cuz that's a huge
inspiration me you guys are
great just as close not but not surpass
we're not looking at surp no no
surpassing no no no no no no no no
that's not what we're trying to do but
thank yeah so I have to [ __ ] in the box
cuz um that I they thought I might have
some kind of autoimmune thing I thought
I might have Lupus that's what I'm going
to go do right now I hope you're not in
trouble like trying to smuggle drugs
through US Customs and then making you
[ __ ] in a box to go through do they make
they make you [ __ ] what if you don't
have to [ __ ] if you have Customs if
you're coming through oh you're going to
they're going to confine you for 72
hours and put you in a room you never
seen it on the when you get put in the
system they they make you squat naked
they make they make you squat naked in a
room and cough and they look they're
staring in your [ __ ] and then they
got the water to flush it to pick it out
the Contra band for real that's the
worst job ever that's a bad job that
sucks did that guy get paid oh man not
enough [ __ ] hey so no that I'm that's
not what I'll be doing okay I I just was
trying to prepare I appreciate that so
nothing's going in it's not like the
when you turn 40 and you have to get the
exam actually you know what um I learned
recently through doing all this doctor
stuff they don't they no longer do
prostate exams with the finger for col
colonoscopies no colonoscopy that's a
different thing the prostate exams when
they put the finger in and feel around
oh okay and that's 40 that's like like
you have to start doing it at 40 it's
recommended you do it every year yeah
I'm but I'm saying they don't do that
anymore they do a blood test now and
they can determine with greater accuracy
so you don't need to do the but hole in
the finger thing cuz I was hoping I got
clipped before I turned 40 I was
dreading that like somebody just [ __ ]
come take me out but then that's the
next step is that make you poop in a box
blood stuff no so I had some elevated
Valu that are sugges of autoimmune so I
did a fecal test like a month ago and
there was some elevated level so I'm
going back today to take a dump in a
[ __ ] box and then they give you a
scooper stick you scoop a little chunk
out and put it in a cup like a cup yeah
and then you got to walk you got to walk
in shame back oh if you can't go do you
are you like holding it in I'm good you
leave take a morning no I'm I'm on the
edge oh damn your edging poop right
now prairie dogging oh we got to let you
go no it's okay but but so if it comes
back positive again I then I have to do
a colonoscopy oh damn do you leave the
scooper or do you bring the scooper and
the thing back with you so you you bring
it all back you put it all in a big
trash bag okay and then you have the the
[ __ ] and like a little baggie and you
got to walk back with like that big [ __ ]
and the last pass nurses and everything
you're like humiliating and then I
brought it back last time and so the bag
with all the nasty [ __ ] trash I tied it
up like a doggy like a dog [ __ ] bag yeah
it's just really big dog [ __ ] bag and
then I put it in the trash can but the
trash can was real thin and when I
closed it there was still air in the bag
and it wouldn't close so somebody was
going to have to poke a hole in that to
close the trash can do do you have like
foods you can and can't eat like to like
do they want one solid peace no that
just a normal like what but you can't
like have diarrhea I don't think it
matters you just got a scoop SC a scoop
do they say like no corn don't scoop any
like they didn't tell no they didn't say
no corn they say nothing like that it's
part of getting old it is right when day
you going to have to do this I I have to
do it early I'm going to have to do it
now because now I we're the same age I'm
37 now damn this guy's ahead of me if
he's doing this I need to be do well you
know since I since I have the boys I
really am taking my health a lot more
seriously for sure you want to be a
young healthy active Dad yeah yeah and
now you got now you got us too anybody
ever [ __ ] with you thank you I'll blast
him in the head with a Coke Zero that's
what the [ __ ] I'm talking about I'll get
a glass one too so I think you I think
you up it I think you start really
starting more beefs now get us involved
I feel safer you don't even use that
word safe you're fully protected you're
made yeah yeah you're under under one of
us so start whoever you want to start
with fck and then if they got a problem
I'll put my number publicly call me yeah
I love that we got three three strikes
go all out we got we got two strikes two
strikes to waste can you get expunged
again doesn't even matter don't worry
about
that problem I got to be honest it seems
like a a
loophole the EXP we got two free crimes
between the both of us that's four free
crimes worry about it good that's my
thing thank you bro cuz um you know yep
yeah thank you bro I'm not old hey
officer what about if I give you this
gun maybe take a little time off you
know yeah what is that tell you about me
that's that's that's pretty pretty it
means we're [ __ ] stupid we're crazy
we're nuts we'll [ __ ] go to any
extent you hear that haters yeah you
hear that you're watching ahe put on
rdit put that on Reddit he go Reddit
what about you you going to get in there
too or no I was just picturing this
would be a fun movie if like you were
like the evil boss and then
like no this is reality the two is not a
movie Evil boss doers you just you got
the low like I'll do whatever you need
you got whatever you want boss I will do
whatever you want yeah I like that I
like that no that was just an offering
it's like a friendly gesture like you
know you have a few favors with us you
got a Godfather and
impression no cuz it's offensive you
know if I do it it's like corny if I if
I up the New York accent it just sounds
like I don't really have a god follow
like this yeah it's more
about we just like we grew up in that so
iophobia if I just put on too much if I
try to sound like in New Yorker it's
just cheesy you I just I feel like I'm
just an
animal we want to do we want to do other
accents yeah we want to be like cartel
members and [ __ ] you know like a gorilla
yeah like like a wild
baboon thank you for coming and paying
me this respects toight yeah you got to
keep the Godfather music going let it
get yeah let let him have it thank you
for coming and paying your respects to
me today you boys mean the world to me
and I appreciate the
respect as a token of Mye appreciation
Che cheers brother C zero you got me a
Coke Zero Coke day of my
ready he brought me a CL
Z people don't usually show me so much
respect good job boys I'm proud of you
you did good on our nice job guys well
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